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>>67726115
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
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I'm contemplating on my decisions.
>>67754683
Good job
>>67754683
>trb in the name field
You really should
>>67754692
>>67754697
kill me please
>No Miles face
>No FM logo
>No shitty image made in less than a minute in paint
This isn't how you're supposed to do it when you are forced to make an OP and have no OP images
>Me on suicide watch subedition ;_;
>>67754711
HC please, things will improve
>>67754712
>>67754712
what the fuck is going on here?
>/trb/ in name field
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I fear doing this every time I make a new thread
>>67754770
AUTO REFRESH ON STERONS
How's everyone doing?
>>67754789
4chan X script is broken
>>67754797
Bad.
>>67754805
Why?
>>67754770
Epilepsy test
>>67754797
Alive
>>67754825
Team IRL got our asses handed to us in a derby. Time to tribble it out
>>67754797
We thought you died
>>67754770
Mine was doing that too so I disabled 4chan X
Glad it's not just me desu
>tfw Mourinho sends Rashford, Fosu-Mensah, Borthwick-Jackson and Pereira out on loan to Antwerp and spends £200 million
Youth is forever killed at Old Trafford
>>67754862
>we
You thought about me? How sweet.
>>67754848
It gets better.
>>67754797
i ate too many sweets now i'm sick ;___;
>>67754770
>mount and blade
autist
>>67754901
yfw he continues to play Young
What was that movie i needed to download for the stream Saturday? Forgot the name
>>67754789
i turned auto refresh off and it was still doing it
and at first it was just this thread, and then I restarted the browser and everything was doing it
>>67754870
yeah it's failing to pull a js script off of github I think, and then it's going nuts.
>>67754788
Morzikei, do you ever leave the house? I've been on /trb/ sporadically now for the last 5-6 years and I don't think I've ever seen a thread that you haven't posted in. Do you not get bored of Football Manager?
>>67754989
The Lobster
>>67754989
>What was that movie i needed to download for the stream Saturday? Forgot the name
>>67755021
I get bored of FM
but not of /trb/
>>67755030
Thanks.
>>67755047
Too late now, already have 2, whoops
pls show up Friday (not Saturday)
>>67755083
ok ill show up
>>67755083
>Too late now
but i've been asking for like a year
>>67755083
Stream confirmed for Saturday, will be there then and not on Friday
>>67755118
Enjoy missing the CL final nerd
>>67755110
I don't remember
What's been going on over here? Does Mitch still stream?
>>67755229
... wait, where's Mitch?
>>67755229
He killed himself
>>67755229
Yes but not much as he has exams atm and also some mong gifted him Dark Souls 3 so chances are he disappears into that.
He has made it to the championship, was 2nd after like 30 games in his first season then choked hard and didn't even get playoffs which I think crushed his spirit a bit.
>>67755267
>"Haha the fact that you wrote "bears" instead of "beers" made it quite obvious :)) P"
I was that drunk, Mozzy. Went full "bear" on a Russian grille
>>67755325
Why doesn't he stream the fucking Dark Souls?
I swear to God, I like the man but he is dense as fuck
>>67755337
what?
>>67755325
>getting his spirit crushed by something that happenned... what, 7 times?
How do develop a good GK?
>>67755395
>what?
T-the bear meme. Or is it the Pole who forced it?
>>67755414
focus on Positioning and play him regularly
sp's playing in the 4cc
>>67755453
I might've made one joke like that but I don't think I forced any meemays recently
>>67755390
Think he said his PC might not be able to play DS3 and stream at the same time but I might be confusing that with someone else.
In anycase I know he talked about it but personally even if he can/does I won't care to watch much, never played any Dark Souls and can't imagine watching it will sate my autism.
>>67755482
And?
>>67755527
FM is a decent enough masochism satisfier and certainly not as normieish as dark "lol look at me playing this game is such suffering XD" souls
>>67755482
hyp
ripip /sp/
>>67755634
>crossdressing
>cute
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>67755584
dark souls has a fun kind of suffering, fm is just evil
>>67755492
>I don't think I forced any meemays recently
you've been forcing Mitch
>this obnoxiously huge flag
>these shitty commentators
Glad I stopped following the 4cc after Germanbro stopped streaming, even rigged it was better
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
What irrelevant football match are you jabbering about now?
>>67756003
It's better when Sou is there. Kregg's just an asshole.
>>67754978
>implying
That game is fucking based m8
>>67756182
Paval is a shit streamer but yeah Sou is dece. I don't mind Kregg being super ab/sp/, better than some of the bland commentators
>>67756162
the 4chins cup
>>67756312
>MESS
these stars can really be deceiving, was thinking my youth was all shit and i find this one with 1 gold 1 black star potential
>>67756529
I fucking hate black stars
>>67756588
say that within earshot of Sol Campbell
>>67756717
But I'm Sol Campbell
>>67756588
Black stars might be the worst thing Miles has ever done
This drunk Boris is hilarious
>he doesn't rate me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrOLGifnMJk
>>67756801
Go to the fucking cup thread you nonce.
>>67756841
>This one guy who gets butthurt as fuck every week
No if only to annoy you.
>>67756864
You're talking to yourself and it's literally breaking the rules mate.
>>67756934
as if the dutch cunt doesn't do it every thread he's ever in (and it's never punished)
>>67756949
The messi shitposter gets banned regularly.
>>67756934
>You're talking to yourself
I'm really not. At least 3 others posting about it meanwhile you're the only one getting butthurt.
>>67756957
not regularly enough
I've already overachieved with getting this far, but it's Zdzisław's 300th game, wish me luck la
overachieving our way into europe in our first season. maybe
>>67756529
and this is supposed to be the top upcoming defender that i paid 25 million for
the 17 year old kid is literally the same
god damn a week ago chelsea had interest in this one, im hoping i can scam someone for a big price this summer
>>67757028
wouldn't you have to pay euros to attend an event organised in Barcelona?
You guys know about computers don't you? Care to tell me, please, why in the FUCK I can download torrents at full speed but then when I open any browser it goes ultra-slow or simply doesn't load any page? I had to alt+f4 chrome like 15 times for it to start working. Is my laptop finally giving up?
>>67757057
>chrome
simple, you mug, p2p programs don't send full reports of your internet/pc/mic/webcam activity to google
>>67757057
Download more RAM
0-1 after a penalty, JUST
>>67757056
I have złoty set as a currency because I play as a Polish team, the ticket is from a skin so it just takes the preferred currency.
>>67757105
IE and Mozilla work even worse than Chrome. At least if I keep trying in Chrome I can get it to work after 20 minutes.
I am so fucking mad right now you can't even picture it.
holy shit i could do it
>>67757172
calm down, m8
try counting to three
>>67757176
>posting mid-match
>Paval readin the dank trb meme on stream
get ready for invasion, 4cc commentators talking about this image
>>67757232
>implying that this thread didn't already show that i'm completely shit at chan and /trb/ mechanics
on other news
>Sporting striker missed pen in 77th minute
>Sporting bottled a 2-on-1 situation after my right winger passed them a ball
>their striker fucking missed trying to score to an empty goal
trying to imagine my captain raising the cup in contrast to kicking the ball in 6th tier is absolutely heartwarming t b h
>>67757258
>Sweden.
>cucks of Europe.
>>67757258
if only he had finished with that 6th line from the bottom (and without mentioning "image")
that "yes" is what kills the chance
>>67757321
>signing Brendan to be your key player
Doing surprisingly well after all 3 of my best young attacking players got bought by ligue 1 and prem teams. Letting in too many goals though.
>take over espanyol in full crisis
>16th in the league, bunch of loan-player mercenaries
>shit's looking tight in first game, snatch a 3-2 on extra time
>93 minutes in my left back decides to make a clearance straight into the opposition striker's face standing like 2 meters from him
>3-3
Fuck this game I am so mad
>fairly susceptible to injuries
who /quadruple/ here?
>>67754770
Uninstall and reinstall 4ChanX. Happen to me earlier too.
>Saturday night movie watching before the FA Cup final with wife
>tell her to pick any movie she wants
>she pick TDKR
>tfw can't stop laughing throughout the plane scene in the movie
Thanks, Morz.
>>67758191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
your welcome :^)
>>67756344
I was joshing, you silly Norge sausage.
>>67758147
well I think I've got it mostly working now
Guys, I'm fucking hype. Aguero's brother played his second match tonight. Not only does he look like Sergio, he also moves like him, and he almost scored. He's shorter and physically weaker than his brother though. If he's just a third of what his brother is, I'll be happy.
And now Gaby Milito is going to be the manager.
And Aguero said he'd be coming back after the WC, and that he'd bring Biglia and maybe some other players.
I could break a diamond with my dick right now.
>>67759432
>a black man wanting to break diamonds
blood diamonds did nothing to you, only those who made you dig them up to sell.
>>67759487
I said I could break one, not that I would. Do you know how hard it is to dig one of these up? I'd rather keep it.
>>67759432
Have you made sure that his soul isn't owned by Manchester City?
>>67758031
>Has a competitive streak
>>67759547
smart. i applaud your decision.
Lads what's the most normie thing you've done lately??
>>67759677
Went to the gym.
>>67759677
bought groceries
>>67759677
started hooking up with a waitress a few weeks ago but now she shows up to my place unannounced and i don't like the direction she's taking this.
>>67759677
These
>>67759719
>>67759728
>>67759563
Yeah, he's ours, and he's partly owned by his father, I think, which could bring us trouble in the future. He's an asshole.
>>67759769
Is she a qt? Waitresses usually have a chip on their shoulders reserved for nurses and teachers. Tread carefully chilly
>>67759876
she's qt, but it's more a physical thing between us. i know what you mean about the chip. she's also the daughter of one of my big boss' associates...
>>67759977
She's a military daughter who's also a waitress?. Anything I need to say to you, you've already heard man. Just mind yourself chilly. I better be invited to the wedding
>>67759977
>Big Boss's associates
>>67760061
oh yeah, i'll also be in Dublin in December. not for this though.
>>67760193
>not wanting to be vague as fuck in this situation
>>67760259
Was going for an MGS reference
>>67760259
Chilly.... Pls don't be joking. I'm on my phone at a house party cos everyone is skagged off their face but Don't Fucking tease me. Will you actually be in Dublin?
>>67760288
whelp...i just let that one fly right over my head.
>>67760308
yup, dunno how long for. at least a week, maybe more. if more then i'll be going around more than just Dublin actually.
>>67760357
Are you gonna be doing some life affirming world trip where you wanna go outside your box or do you wanna meet up for a night and have a dirty normie night with me in Dublin?
>>67760409
>life affirming world trip where you wanna go outside your box
those are all bullshit for small minded people. i do a few normie nights no matter where i go.
Just got West Brom into Europa League and didn't even realize it.
>>67760554
isn't that what happened to Southampton today?
>>67760470
Then you're my n word. Let me know closer to the date. As long as it's a weekend or a Friday or Monday within advance we'll have the biggest Normie night Ireland has ever seen
>>67760643
No idea.
>>67760643
They were already in Europe. West Ham got in today cause of Man Utd.
>>67760685
sure. i'm trying to go to a Liverpool match when i'm over there, but obviously need to wait for next season's schedule to come out.
>>67760688
see >>67760736
i was confusing West Ham and Soton.
>>67760751
Alright fair enough.I gotta go hang out with people off their faces on yips but pls remind me of this conversation next time I'm tribbling m8. Well light Dublin on fire
>>67760736
And won't have a stadium to play in if drawn at home for the first leg of their qualifier.
>Will be unable to play at Upton Park
>Olympic Stadium does not officially become theirs until 1st August
>1st leg of their Europa League qualifier scheduled for 28th July
I mean I assume they will just request to play the home leg as the 2nd leg and the other team will allow it but could be amusing if the other team decide to be cunts.
wew...
>>67760952
>Future incentives
wut?
>>67761362
Have you ever played FM before?
>>67761738
Future incentives literally never popped up on any transfers.
>>67761795
wut?
>>67761795
This is a lie
>>67761795
Confirmed for never ever having played the game
Does anyone know why the team rating box in-game wont appear for me anymore?
It's happened before and i've fixed it but i now cant remember how
>>67763608
Do you mean from the pitch view? All of mine disappeared as well. Annoying as fuck.
>>67760952
>>67757038
update: we're bottling europe
>>67763865
dont you mean boggling?
>Beat Manchester United at home
>Very next match get smashed 6-0 by fucking Watford
>>67763734
Yeh from pitch view, iv'e tried resetting cache but that didn't do anything
>>67763976
Watford is cheesy m8
5 years in they have the regens of the gods
>>67764169
Only 2017 atm.
>>67764169
>Watford is cheesy m8
I wonder who's behind this.
>>67759588
>Dreads playing in big matches
Oh great, what a wonderful group of teams I'm up against. I couldn't get Basel, Wien and Ajax, could I?
>>67764505
Bretty good draw all things considered.
You could be FULL TIME and have the group with Arse and Jewvey
>>67764571
Well no I couldn't, because Arse were first seeds too, and Juve are Italian.
>Get hired by Man City
>Meet with owner
>"Man City are a club with a large history..."
>Load save from previous day and accept Villareal's offer instead
wew lads
t. blogging man
>>67764681
But they do have a large history. They used to be relegation fodder darlings. But everything changed when the Oil nation attacked
>>67764700
I wish some random sheikh would buy a team like West Brom or some team that's just kind of there but never really does anything.
>>67764753
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notts_County_F.C.#Middle_East_investment
>>67764753
That's what Man City were.
Question. I go into my old-old game and I go to look at Staff and I click to find the max stat person available to me.
It then flips to least, to most, then to contact, despite being on Mental Attributes. It keeps doing this.
Is this a bug? It wasn't doing it before.
>>67764753
>when you remember West Brom exist
>>67764753
So, Man City? They were literally nobody until they got bought.
Is the game bugged?
I literally have specific Set Piece taker orders, yet the people I asked to do it, don't take it.
I have specific corner positions, both attack and defence... And they're not fucking following my orders. I have one guy on far post, but he isn't in on the fucking post, he's outside area.
I order people to mark a person specifically, and the guy scores 3+ goals.
>>67764917
>>67764823
>>67764681
>children
>>67764930
Had literally never even heard of Man City before I came to 4chan
>>67764930
How were the late 60s, grandpa? Did you get to see Jimi Hendrix?
>>67764930
So you're literally arguing that Man City were just as popular as they were before the £1.5 billion worth of transfers and the 7 or so titles they won?
>>67764926
It's a different set for each formation you use mate. You also have to change sepiece instructions on each of your 3 formations.
>>67765117
I've done that. It's set to those ones. It is specific to this formation.
Guess I'll get promoted this year, uh
>talk to manager
>be rude to him
>Relationship with you:
>Very Good
I fucking insulted him and he's happy? I've also been nice to people and it's caused them to hate me.
This game is fucked.
>>67765318
He's just seen through your Tsundere ploy, manager-kun
>>67765318
>implying some managers don't love mind games and some don't hate mind games
>implying people will take things at face value
>>67765318
Probably gets off on being verbally abused.
>>67765318
It's just banter, mate.
>>67765239
Andi Thanoj's magic, he wears a magic hat
Are the instructions play out of defence and low crosses glitched or something? My players keep hoofing the ball to nothingness and sending in crosses at head height regardless.
is this real life?
>>67766419
>is this real life?
Yes. Goals and assists in a more relevant competition are worth more
just been fm'd
>>67766477
>1 on 1 striker against keeper
>"____ Surely"
>Ball ends up flying off into the stands when he's like 5 feet from the goal
I've move to just commentary only because that shit makes my blood boil
>>67757038
do you play based Hoiland
So I decided to take charge of Man United because I've never actually done a save where I take over one of the big teams. Does it drive anyone else fucking made to constantly see their team in the red finance wise even when they are going to make a profit at the end of the season?
I hate this game.
>>67766691
Don't we all
>Liverpool fire Pardew
How in the fuck does someone like Pardew end up at Liverpool?
how go saves
>>67766792
Trying to build a semi-realistic American pyramid but I can't figure out how to have multiple leagues at the same level without the editor complaining.
Five games in 13 days is making me want to end it all t b h.
>>67766792
Finally into the Premier League with Newport County for the 2021/22 season :)
>you will never be blackmailed into football management
>concede a penalty
>"Reid wanted to swap shirts early with Sanchez, he was all over him!"
>mfw
>>67766792
It's Inter vs Torino and we're both playing Lestah suicide ball and it's making my neck hurt.
>>67766792
Another mediocre Scottish Premiership finish, start this season 4W 2D 0L. 2 conceeded.
Extra CL position offered for 2nd place so yeah. Let's dream.
>>67766792
Won EL with Astra, accepted the proposition to coach Nigeria
>Rival Nations: Argentina
>>67767310
it's either Nigeria losing to Argentina in 4 of the 5 WCs they played at... or Mike knows of the "Argentina is white" maymay
>it took Sassuolo 11 seasons to go from Serie C2 to qualifying for the Europa League
real life FM story
>>67767356
I checked Nigeria's games and apparently they didn't even play Argentina during the game. Weird shit.
>>67767404
I meant IRL
>player unsettled at the club wants to leave
>team offers a shit price for him I reject
>he's pissed I rejected and drags the other players of my team in on the pissing contest
>they demand he's allowed to leave and are pissed off
>accept another crappy offer for him just to get this over with
>the team is pissed that I let him go as he was one of my best players
T-thanks Miles
>>67767417
Ah, yeah, they played and lost against them on every WC they played except for the 1998 one.
>>67767432
>faggot wants to leave
>actually always let him but not build up price
>he will never leave
>he will be happy cuz he didnt leave my team
i do that all the time
always first option is that he wont get minutes in team that is interested for him
what's the most comfy nordic league to play in?
>>67767548
Denmark for me, had a great save with Viborg FF a few years back.
>>67767548
Scotland
>>67767548
Iceland is the only appropriate answer.
Is Faroe Islands considered nordic? If so, then them too.
>subotic
>serbians
>white
>>67767548
Breiðablik is the only appropriate answer.
>>67767586
>Is Faroe Islands considered nordic?
As they are an autonomous nation within the Kingdom of Denmark, yes.
>>67767613
>Breiðablik
Isn't hard to do well with their more-than-adequate youth set up.
>>67767624
>Isn't hard to do well with their more-than-adequate youth set up.
That's the point.
>>67767657
>easy mode is the point
Might as well just manage Bayern then.
>>67767675
Not really lad. He was asking for comfy leagues and Iceland, in particular Breiðablik, is pretty comfy Little to no expectations to win things i.e. Europe, so just sit back and bring thorough the yoof tbhwym8.
>>67767697
Or you could just invite any jf willing to take a part-time contract. Just as comfy jam.
>>67767548
Slovenia
30m for jese (ex real madrid) 2nd season is too good an offer to refuse right?
That PSG v Bayern match.
That Lelsea v Tev Aviv match.
>>67767789
Tom, see a psychiatrist about those delusions
wouldn't want to wake up in a mental hospital (again)?
Dynamo Moscow will be fun in FM17. FFP fucked them hard, they're getting relegated, and some of their best players have left (they have no forwards iirc). Denisov, Gabulov, and Ionov will stay next season, though
>>67767836
>(again)
I think you've mistaken me for one of our Irish friends. I'd off myself if I were cray-cray bae
>>67767973
didn't you post about waking up strapped to a bed after OD'ing on something?
Not a second of doubt desu
When the opponent gets trb'd in real life. Feels good desu.
>tfw Manure, Man Shitty, Liverpoo and Chelski may actually be good next season
>>67768030
>>67768049
you in stadium?
>>67768081
what about Arsenal?
>>67768097
"no"
>>67768081
>inb4 that's all true but Arsenal win anyway
>>67768026
>about waking up strapped to a bed after OD'ing
Wh-what? Mozzy, please, I do sports and drink once in a blue moon
>>67768118
whoever posted that had a Croatian flag
>>67768118
>I do sports
gary speed.png
>>67768143
>satisfied with life at the moment
kys mike
I play this game since cm 01/02
this is best shit i ever seen
>>67768156
>tfw losing the Thomas Cup final to Denmark 3-2
Feels bad, man.
>>67766792
It's going alright, but I'm trying to work out how to become more dominant domestically.
>>67768126
>whoever posted that had a Croatian flag
Heh crazy Croats
>>67768143
>tfw no suicide pact with Gary Speed and Slippy G.
>>67768316
>>tfw no suicide pact with Gary Speed and Slippy G.
Robert Enke too? Let's be honest Slippy would probably fuck up his part of the pact.
>>67766792
Started off unemployed with sunday league experience. Got a job with Goyang HI FC in Korea (which I was surprised I got). Learned some korean and got them to win their Domestic cup and gain promotion to the top flight.
The next year was god awful and we were rock bottom halfway through the season. Abandoned ship after completing a coaching course and managed to get a job at Gillingham just in time for the start of the season. Currently 5th in League 1, and having a good run in the paintpot trophy.
>when you lose your job applying for a job but you don't get the job and then you have no job
>>67768491
>Slippy slips and ends up in a mental ward after a failed suicide attempt
heh
>>67768096
Next to stadium in deventer
>>67768840
congrats m8
>>67766792
As I'm in my 7th season with Codicote, I started making a "5 year plan" for the EPL. Apparently this lad is going to be a "great EPL player" according to my scouts, so I grabbed him from Irish 1st Div and signed a 4 year contract, will likely renew ASAP and get a 5 year contract when he becomes 18.
Gotta train his strength and get better training facilities as I want my squad to not choke in the first EPL season
Next season is going to be great isn't it lads?
Mou, Klopp, Pep, Wenger, Big Sam, Poch, Conte.
>>67768933
What tier you in at the minute?
this is 90% of the goals I concede. How do I stop it?
Cross to far post, keeper should either stay on his line or collect the cross but he does neither leaving a tap-in for their winger.
My fullbacks don't block the cross and my defenders don't anticipate it.
>>67769023
League 2, I can see myself going to the EPL without any trouble but I want to make sure I stay in the EPL in my first season.
Good british LLM clubs to manage?
>>67769107
Queens University
>>67769107
Oxford University
>>67769107
Merthyr Town
>>67769107
>>67769146
or Cuckfield Rangers, both great LLM picks
1 game into the new season......i blame myself
>>67769107
Dob
>>67769412
>that HG contingent
Noice
>>67768907
Thanks! Was going to buy a season ticket if they were still available on tuesday but they were all sold within an hour after promotion. Unsuprisingly..
>When you get a player who fits just right
>>67769463
Im making England great again.
>tfw Mkhitaryan will never win anything of importance
>>67769775
that's what he gets for snubbing Brendão la
>>67769499
wot
>>67769809
>implying Liverpool will ever win anything of importance
>>67769809
>liverpool
>winning anything of importance
>>67769830
>>67769841
>that's_the_joke.pdf
>>67769841
>>67769830
>mfw Chillwave gets btfo by Eastern Europe
>>67769861
>get called out on delusions
>"i-it was merely a ruse"
>>67769869
oh please, if you think i was being serious about Mkhitaryan winning anything with a manager way out of his depth then you're as deluded as you presume me to be.
>>67769892
>mfw Eastern Europe gets btfo by Chillwave
>>67769810
Wot what? Lads scores 2 goals every match on avg
>>67769892
>winning anything with a manager way out of his depth
"The 3-1 loss in Basel was Klopp's fifth straight loss in cup finals. Earlier this year he lost the Capital One Cup to Manchester City and in his former job as manager of Borussia Dortmund he was runner-up in the German Cup in 2013/14 and 2014/15 and prior to that lost the 2012/13 Champions League final. His last (and only) cup final success as a manager was the 2011/12 German Cup."
So after a 12th place finish after my first season in the premier league on a 4.5mil per year wage budget I got given a 60mil transfer budget. I spent almost 50mil building my squad.
>>67769973
take it up with art, famborghini
>>67769973
to be fair klopps teams have always been "the engine that could" playing in a landscape of teams more dominant than his. its like he wants to be the underdog.
>>67769973
>The 3-1 loss in Basel was Klopp's fifth straight loss in cup finals
>Basel
>>67770040
Are you saying it wasn't in Basel?
>>67770070
it was Sevilla? Am I being memed on
>>67770085
What?
>>67770085
You might be a bit dense mate. It was against Sevilla, but was hosted in Basel.
>>67770085
That's why it says in and not against
>>67770107
Oh
>caring about the venue of the europa league final
wew
>>67770124
I don't think anyone said they cared, merely pointing out that Klopp is a massive choker and incredibly overrated
>>67770124
No one really cared where it was, it's just how journalism works that you'd specify something beyond the scoreline.
ie.
>The 3-1 loss on Wednesday the 18th was Klopp's...
>The 3-1 loss against Sevilla was Klopp's...
>The 3-1 loss in Basel was Klopp's...
>>67769035
Play narrow with supporting or defending duties for your Full Backs and learn them not to get stuck in on tackling. Should better charge those wingers down then.
>>67769035
>Every
>fucking
>time
>>67769035
Close down their fullbacks and shove then on their inside foot.
>la liga
>>67771320
>la liga
>>67771437
I'm surprised Man City hasn't bought Mustafi yet
oh well
>>67771457
wouldn't be surprised if United buy him since Jorge Mendes will be running the show there.
>>67771437
>Ronaldo
>>67771437
>mfw danilo
KANE! (Thanks Russian linesman)
>Hart
Is Turkey still good? I remember them being good in the Korea-Japan WC but that was almost 15 years ago.
>sell guiseppe rossi for $20 million
>buy diego costa for $19 million after chelsea list him
>fans are upset for selling him
>check how rossi is doing and see he has been injured three times already and is currently out for 7-9 months with a damaged cruciate ligament
lel
o-one more exam until i'm streaming full time again
wish me luck lads got just over a day to learn my shit
>letting Puerto Rico score
shameful to be honest.
oh no, the focal piece of England's entire tactical system has been subbed off :/
>>67774327
Why do we have 0 fullbacks whatsoever?
>>67774875
Yedlin maybe?
>KANE
It's no longer letting me re-sign players who come through my youth setup. Is there a work around or is my save pretty much dead?
>>67774910
You mean he isn't a wide midfielder? Someone should tell klinnsy
England look ready for that Euro penalties bow-out
>>67775284
i think that 's because they're playing Puerto Rico, not much of an attacking threat to worry about, allows the fullbacks more freedom to attack.
JAMIE VARDY'S HAVING A PARTY!!! lalalalalala
IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME
>>67775430
If Klinnsman played a 3-5-2, we'd look way better.
>>67775526
maybe that's what he was trying? only 10 of the 22 players named for the actual Copa America squad were named in today's 18 man squad.
>>67775595
I hope. Unless Ream is playing CB, I don't know who to put with Miazga and Brooks.
Is cheese still cheese if you wait for it to be fully developed first, and pay full price?
JUST
>>67776400
technically - no different than buying an established player at the beginning of the save
but you would still get greentexted to oblivion after posting a screenshot with Malanda as your CB
>shit defender complains about lack of playing time
>"you're too shit to play"
>"so let me leave"
>"no"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE LA WILL CERTAINLY HELP ME AND YOU'RE GONNA GET SACKED"
>nobody gives a shit about him
>he regularly misses training and gets fined enough that he didn't get money for a month
>"ffs let me leave"
>"no"
>continues with his shit "tactics"
>gets moved to u-18 and now plays kids from small Greater Polish villages
>>67777069
You forgot the best part.
>He retires
>>67777265
well, he's only 24, but on the other hand my 2nd goalie in Nigerian NT have just retired at the same age
Is anyone elses 4chanx fucking around?
>>67777971
Yes. Redownload it
>>67777971
Personally no but at least three other people have said this over the last couple of days. Just uninstall and reinstall and it will be fine.
>>67777971
HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?
>>67778044
>>67778070
>>67778104
Cheers lads, my quest for computer litteracy goes on. Im horrendously hungover in fairness
ITS ANOTHER PAVEL FUCKS UP PES EPISODE
>>67778210
Pavel is the worst streamer, they need to replace him
Have any of you lads ever, in the history of playing FM, found a natural sweeper keeper?
I just signed pic related and he is the closest I've ever got. Signed him as soon as I saw that 20 Rushing Out, but he's still not actually sweeper keeper material though.
>>67778645
>even wanting to use sweeper keepers
>>67779291
Never had a decent one so I dunno what it's even like to play with one in FM
My beautiful boy :>
Shame he's doing shite this season...
>>67779291
This film isn't even out for another 3 or 4 weeks but can we do it at a movie night at some point?
It looks fucked up but weirdly good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOBXuCYB4jQ
>Mascherano
Barca gonna get cucked
Why dont my player play for the u19 if I made him available? FM16, Valencia
The u19 coach does not select him or what?
I had no problem with this in 15.
Can I hold on lads? Never come close to going undefeated.
Have you guys?
>>67779942
>tickle cells all over the US
Oh yes, i'm sold
>>67780996
You can choose to pick the team, certain positions in the team or just leave it up to the U19 manager. If the U19 manager isn't picking him then he is either ineligible or the U19 manager is just picking others ahead of him for whatever reason (usually a tendency to pick youth players or just having better options for that position)
If you go into U19s and pick the player for whatever position you want to play him at then the manager will start him.
>>67781025
hope you've already played Wigan twice :^)
>it's a "click all images containing X until none are left captcha later malfunctions" episode
>>67781231
Oh let me rephrase. I want to make a first team player available for a u19 match. Basically to keep up the match sharpness. But the u19 coach does not pick them.
>>67781421
if you make him available for u19s, he should appear in the u19 squad (play around with filters if he doesn't) and then you can put him the u19 formation
>>67781252
Not a great run in desu
>Shiggy scoring
ISHYGDDT
>>67781421
Yeah I figured that was what you meant and my reply relates to that.
YOU can pick the team or part of the team to start the match so that will be your best way to do it.
>>67781025
Had undefeated runs in 5th tier, 3rd tier and Ekstraklasa in the 2nd season
>>67781535
consider new save/team if you pull it off
>>67781025
>spurs
beautiful
>sp in charge of stopping sanic
>/sp/ concedes
>"PRESS S TO SACK ART"
>People press S
>>67781421
Here I made an image to help you.
By the way I'm not managing Arsenal but don't have a save on the go atm so started a save quickly to show you what I mean.
>Make player available for U21/19/whatever
>Go to U21/19/whatever squad
>Drag position you want to play the player at to the player from the list at the top or use the drop down menu
>Your player will now start and start at the position selected
Of course your assman still manages the match so they may get subbed or moved if they are wildly inappropriate but generally the assman will stick with it for at least 45 mins
>>67759677
showered
>>67781930
>>67781628
>>67781510
Thanks lads, I found it.
>>67779291
>not using sweeper keepers when playing high press tiktaks
>/sp/
At least we got promoted
>>67782124
It's the babbies, who cares
>>67781691
I keep getting mouth ulcers. Been happening for the past 2 months, am I going to die Mozzy?
>This guy
>Dominican
>20 years old
Nice facepack
>>67782228
>I keep getting mouth ulcers. Been happening for the past 2 months
eat less sugar and brush your teeth more.
>>67782228
see a dentist
>>67782310
I brush my teeth every night/morning and have cut sugar from my coffee since Christmas
>>67782362
be less stressed then.
>>67782353
That costs money though.
>>67782404
NHS doesn't cover dentists?
also
>coffee
consider cutting that as well
>>67782404
I though you guys always lorded your free healthcare over us, but I can go to the dentist and have my shit looked at for $20. Got xrays done for my wisdom teeth for $20 too.
>>67782452
Getting an NHS dentist is a miracle in itself
>>67782452
NHS covers dentists but with a monstrous waiting list so if you ever want to see one reasonably quickly you go private
>>67782452
There are very little NHS dentists left, they have nearly all gone private.
I've tried but I can't cut it without replacing the addition with energy drinks
>>67782503
>tfw too afraid to go to dentist because of a) the doing they'll give me over not flossing which gives me panic attacks and b) the cost that will be necessary to fix my wisdom teeth
>>67782503
I think you should consider having a an infectologist and/or microbiologist look at your shit
>>67782521
>>67782535
the meemees come to life
>>67782547
see shrink
>>67782576
>afraid to go to dentist
I think you should relocate to the North
>>67782619
and live near protestants? no thanks, my granny warned me about them again recently
>>67782576
The only reason I got my wisdom teeth out was because they were pushing against my molars and ached all the time.
If they don't bother you don't get them out.
>>67782619
>infectologist and/or microbiologist
Why?
And also do you literally mean a stool sample or my mouth?
>>67782619
>see shrink
No I'm not a mentally ill spastic like grenny
>>67782688
Mine are intermittently agonising, 2 have pushed through and theres basically loose gum around both of them which im sure isnt good. was looking at pictures of me from 2 years ago and my jaw is definitely bigger, which could be related
>>67782675
you're practically british m8
>>67782688
well I certainly hope you don't have any shit in your mouth
>>67782706
you sound stressed and overwhelmed
>>67782743
My bottoms were sideways and only half breached the gumline, like pic related even though it's not me. Food got stuck in them all the time and they sucked desu.
>>67782767
Wait so were you just meming me? If not, why should I see yet another doctor?
>>67782831
not saying you should, but those would be decent options if you want to have shit looked at
>>67782831
If your molars are impacting, you don't have to get them pulled until it either breaches or you feel significant pain from it.
>>67782862
But why would I want my shit looked at? You're the one that suggested it, I feel like kind of randomly.
>>67782903
>breaches or you feel significant pain
They were both. Maybe not significant pain, but constant annoyance pain.
>>67782988
odd defecation patterns, diarrhoea, blood, mucus, pus
lel if only Rami permawrecked Neymar there
>>67783041
but I don't have any of those
morzi I thought you had a real suggestion here and now I'm kinda of dissapointed
>>67783066
I'm saying that if you had any of those you should want to get your shit looked at
>>67783041
Do you have like an entire module dedicated to shit?
>>67783097
holy shit I'm dense as fuck
>>67783116
spent one out of two infectious disease rotations with a doctor who's a little too enthusiastic about gut infections (although I guess you'd have to be to work in a ward reserved for such patients)
JUST
>>67783260
at least you won >wc
How do you tell the shitter clubs that your regens aren't for sale?
>>67783312
>canada winning a world cup
You smoking something?
Copa del Rey? more like Copa del Rojo.
>>67783577
i think he's talking about hockey
>>67783637
that was a given though, let's be real here
>>67783577
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_IIHF_World_Championship
and yes, I'm aware how irrelevant this is
>>67783637
>canada plays hockey
Never knew that, didn't think there was enough grass there
>>67783678
>World Championship
>Playoff teams in the NHL told the competition to go fuck themselves.
kek
>>67783743
they always do
h-hope >shorks are shit next year
>Neymar is booked for diving
Never heard that happen before
>>67783260
Did your hockey sticks concede a puck?
>>67783785
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS JORDI ALBA'S FIRST GOAL OF THE SEASON
HAHAHAHA FM IS REAL
LIFE IMITATING ART IMITATING LIFE GOOD GOD
What attributes should I be looking at in goalkeeper regens?
>>67784290
positioning I believe
>Spain
>France
>Germany
>Italy
>England
Spot the odd cup winner out
>>67784290
>handling
>reflexes
>positioning
>agility
that's pretty much it for the technical attributes. also, i have a massive hard-on for very high communication.
>>67784418
anticipation is a must desu
I've had decent looking goalies play like absolute shit thanks to anticipation being 5
>>67784375
out of those five, Germany haven't won a world cup
when you start a new game, if you load players from a certain country/region, more regens will appear there yes? i hope this makes sense :)
>>67784461
>me
>ffs
>the meme remained alive in my head for two years after it was killed
>>67784461
>anticipation
isn't that part of mental attributes? because then decisions, concentration, composure, and bravery are equal 2bh. i was referring to gk-specific technical attributes with my original post.
>Philadelhpia Fury vs Eibar in a friendly right now
>Eibar go one down to this
>Lel Liga defending
Stream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP3jzsbnPUM
>>67784497
yes, it will try to spawn more regens to replace the players who retire
they'll probably just be shitty ones, tho
>>67784572
>positioning
>technical
and I pointed anticipation out since it seems to slip my eye whenever I look at a goalie
not to mention makes for stupid looking fuckups (doing the right thing that would save the ball... a second too late)
>>67784591
>top flight Spanish club losing to an >ASL team
magic of the friendly
>>67784591
>profs
Guess they need a little teaching on their defending
>It's now midnight in Spain. A lot of these fans will have work in a few hours.
BBC having some optimism there
>Leicester striker Jamie Vardy will miss England's friendly against Australia on Friday - because he is getting married on Wednesday.
Come on Vardy, Euros before hoes
Well that game is over
lmao @ Sevilla
>>67785221
>getting married on a wednesday
>tfw it might be his last goal for Hull and it was a fucking blooter
>>67785280
>Not getting married on the day nobody does anything
>>67785233
>quote from man sent off
>"What are you going to do? send me off?"
>>67785221
You should of said
>Euros over hoes
Do you even semantics
>wonder why Johnstone's Paint Trophy is named that way
>go to Johnstone's site
>this welcomes me
Britain, what are you doing.
>Vermaelen and Douglas have won yet another trophy
>>67785457
>Britain, what are you doing.
gripping & sipping
FUCK Barça
>>67785457
>wonder why Johnstone's Paint Trophy is named that way
Sponsorship. You didn't have to go to their website to know that.
>>67784375
>Barca
>PSG
>Bayern
>Juventus
>Man United
there is no odd one out
>>67785699
puta barca eh eh
one song that will be sung heartily next saturday by a whole stadium
>>67785723
There is if you think about it
if it wasn't for the based italian refereeing bailing us out we probably would've found a way to lose 1-0 on an own goal
>>67785677
perfectly ridiculous.
Andres Iniesta, on the other hand, is phenomenal.
>755 matches
>30 trophies
>27 individual honors
wew la
>>67785743
>>67785723
Has to be united also not winning the league?
>>67785743
All I see is five money clubs
>>67785777
Bingo
>>67785773
>Vermalen has a trophy for every other game he's played for Barca
>Niko Kranjcar leaves Cosmos game with injury
>hops on plane and joins rangers
kek
>>67785818
EFFICIENCY
hello
>>67786599
Hi :)
>>67786599
hey
>>67786642
>>67786693
I hope your saves are going well
>>67786755
*slaves
>>67786755
Almost there lad. Pray for me
>>67786778
rude desu
>Buyern
DAT LUBIS
>>67786946
They're the fucking worst. They always seem to buy the best wingers on the planet then only play narrow formations.
>>67786946
>Spend £200m in 2 years including Çalhanoglu and Mane from Leverkusen
>Not top.
Still early but it'll be fun if they lose it.
>>67787048
Seems like it.
YOU'RE A MODERATELY TALENTED 29 YEAR OLD FULLBACK IN A TITLE CONTENDER TEAM! YOU WILL START ONE GAME IN 5 AND LIKE IT YOU FUCKHEAD!
I'm not actually that angry but I still wish I could express myself like that somehow.
>>67787334
>29 years old
You deserve it desu
>>67787048
>>67787104
So basically /trb/ FC?
That was some super gay shit
Broke the bank to sign a player not realising his natural fitness is 5
He's been fit enough to play 3 games so far and we're 18 games in
How do I proceed?
>>67787717
Just pray he doesn't get injured
>>67787717
With caution.
>>67787717
turn a profit on him after the season.
>>67787717
delete save
>>67787717
Learn from your mistakes.
>>67787717
Just hope they aren't really injury prone like this fuck. Was a very good player in the amateur leagues but I had to treat him like a museum piece.
>>67787356
What exactly? I am completely at a loss as to why he's throwing such a fit. I mightn't mind but the guy he covers is an absolute pro up and down the right.
well it was a nice run
>>67787750
>>67787784
>>67787832
>>67787836
>>67787908
>>67787970
Releasing him. Cheers lads.
>>67788026
Don't be sad that it's over, be glad because it happened.
>>67788054
>Releasing him
This isn't learning from your mistakes. This is allowing Michel Therrien to remain employed for the following season when he should have been fired in January.
>>67784418
So this kid could turn out nice? Seems to fit the bill.
>>67788342
His CoA and composure are a little low. But then again, he's 16. He's pretty good.
>>67788342
looks kinda tasty
>0.7 seconds left
>Tampa
ZERO
POINT
SEVEN
SECONDS
LEFT
>>67788342
>that communication
BUY.
>>67788399
>>67788389
I usually play my 16 year olds whenever I can but it feels awkward with a goalie. His current ability is silver stars level, do you guys usually use young GKs for that juicy xp?
>>67788733
i usually start my young keepers at or around 19, keeping them in the academy/reserves until then.
>>67788733
GK is the only position I've never fucked around with unless I had to.
>all these fucking teams playing for a single cup
>>67788733
he's been my starter for 3 seasons now, started his first senior match at 17.
(he's at 55 matches this season, playing another 6 at least)
HORNY GOAL!!!
How much would you spend for the next Baresi? also >3 stars
"Perseverance would be...sticking with things...uh...when times get tough." -chick hockey goalie on that commercial
great job, Canada.
it's the third time a takeover is in the plans why are businessman so interested in taking over Southampton
>Hodor
>Holds the door
;_;7
>>67791012
>ever watching Game of Thrones
>>67791012
>Summer
>>67791012
;-;
it came
>break the deadlock after 75 minutes
>defender immediately under hits a pass to the GK and goofs away hour lead
holy FUCK the refs have been horrendously inconsistent on both sides tonight.
do better, NHL.
>>67791754
At least it's not NBA-quality.
>>67791799
>At least it's not NBA-quality.
true, i'd like to continue to think it's woeful incompetence instead of back-door kwacha guarantees like NBA refs deal in.
2nd time in a row this has happened
>>67791575
post mr shiels
>starting pitcher
>at playoff hockey game
>wearing the player's sweater who shares his name
>with a terrible towel thrown over his shoulder
>double fisting shitty beer
what a sight.
>>67787087
Still going strong.
>>67792282
inb4 a chain reaction of postponed matches leaving you with terrible fixture congestion
hmm all that money going into this is paying off well
>>67792310
those physicals worry me
Yay.
>>67792818
>Already injured
Great start. Is he a local lad?
>>67792818
kek, a 5'4" manlet with anger issues
>>67792843
born in West Bromwich
>>67792961
this one might be a bit better but only slightly
trb is kill?
new thread WHEN?
>>67793855
in a post or two
>>67776501
well he's dead now so desu i'd be impressed
