Harvey is worse edition
Royals
Ummmm???
Make your Picks lads
A's tbf
>>67728011
>>67728011
>>67728011
MAKE SEA-CIN THREAD
mariners
Greatest rotation of all time was the 98 braves.
1. Maddox
2. Glavine
3. Smoltz
4. Neagle
5. Millwood
mariners reds game thread
>>67728037
>>67728037
that feel when no one told illitch that baseball requires pitchers
>>67728011
how long before harvey goes back to doing movie reviews and skits on youtube
>>67727975
Not in 2012, dummy.
>>67728033
Odor and Eddings
Pirates and harper
then
Odor and harper.
then we all know
>>67728052
they did, thats why he signed zimzam
>>67728033
Ausmus would beat Paplebon in the eries with his autism rage strength
>stopping JBJ
>ever
LOL
>tfw on that neet time
What up niggas is shitposting time
Lets get this shit started
>yew york mest
Has Varitek come out the closet yet?
He looks like the type of dude to set up a "rim-throne" in the bullpen and relive the relievers..... really tho just look at this nigga.
>>67728030
Koufax didn't start off as great so its not surprising.
>>67728109
>implying ausmus has more autism rage than papelbo
>>67728078
it takes 5 of them, we have 2.5
>>67728141
He has a piss fetish
>>67728141
According to Schilling (on his stream) he had the biggest penis on the team. Nigga's loaded.
>>67728033
Oh shit its an arrieta ausmus championship!
Pilates vs. autism
And...
Autism takes the title
the 4o clock games arent that exciting today
Inbefore cheapcoast... Nigga its 8 where your at right now lmao
>balk
>>67728149
the 2016 FA market is barren as shit, so you better find a gem in the minors
Is there really no Brewers @ Mets gamethreads? Were we really so deflated by the Nationals series that we couldn't even muster a gamethread?
royals white sox
>>67728276
>>67728276
>>67728276
>>67728137
What a lame and terrible post
>>67728248
>tigers farm
it's fucking nothing dot jaypeg
rip kitties
Our year desu
>>67728314
Cringe post
>>67728142
I guess that's why everyone has 120 wins and 1800 strikeouts with an all time low 2.4 career ERA through 250 starts huh?
lel
>>67728396
Yeah that's why
>>67728033
Thanks for the reminder...
https://youtu.be/9Tn5CQ9vyYQ
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15633876
thoughts??????
> tfw at a local ballpark tonight
Comfy as fuck.
>>67728070
he was so shit in 2015 it retroactively made 2012 shit
>>67728501
Strike zone change is good and will be necessary for when umps are removed from behind the plate.
Intentional walk change makes sense, but it's sad because we won't see stupid shit like pitchers completely blowing it by throwing intentional walk pitches away, or cool shit like batters getting a hit off of intentional walk pitches.
>>67728501
>changing the strikezone
>IBB are automatic
fucking mlb
>>67728501
sinkerball pitchers on suicide watch
Should I make a Hou-Tex thread?
>>67728396
What? I'm not discrediting kershaw, I'm saying the stat was obvious as everyone knows koufax didn't start off as great as kersh. Don't tell me that infographic actually was news to you?
>tfw these new dodger bros are ass
Bring back mongolia bro. You (dg?) And scrapper are the worst dodger bros around.
>It's a Miggy HR episode
>>67728501
>raising the zone because umps call low strikes
>we have a rule we like, but our umps are so shitty at enforcing it we would rather change the rule than hold them accountable
>>67728501
If they're changing it because the umps keep missing calls on low pitches, then I'm fine with it.
If they're changing it because "gotta speed up the game for muh ADD child" then it's retarded.
>>67728543
umps will never be removed from the games. They will only add an ump to the game with the electronic strike zone. Home plate ump will have an ear piece and call what he's told from the ump with the computer.
I need the rays to get 3 more runs so I get 50% off papa johns
>>67728632
so the intent of the change matters even if it's the same result?
>fucking autism.
>>67728720
how many pics of kershaw are on your bedroom walls and how often do you masturbate to them?
>>67728683
Yes?
>>67728663
isn't it the grand slam in any mlb game that gets us 50% off?
>>67728720
This is an impressive imitation, but you are not the real DG. The real DG tried to kill himself after the NLCS, but failed and is now interred indefinitely at a mental health facility in arizona.
>>67728803
Rays6 in the 'local' market breh
not sure about the grand slam one
>Hank Conger
sent down when
>>67728830
I got you senpai
>Beginning Sunday, April 3rd with the first game and continuing throughout the MLB season, Papa John's will be making Grand Slams even better with Papa Slams. For every Papa Slam hit, fans receive 40 percent off any pizza at regular menu price the following day at www.papajohns.com. Simply visit Papa John's web site the day after a Papa Slam is hit and enter promo code: PAPASLAM.
elite
>>67728501
Literally retarded
>>67728967
I like how small "leads team" is.
>>67728171
I believe Curt
>tfw just hit 3 for 3 with 6 SBs with Gardner in diamond dynasty
OP as fuck
>>67728938
You really want J.P instead?
>>67728958
This is the type of ugly Caucasians face that only looks good on older mature milf-y women.
Just look at Sam Ryan. Ugly face but it has somehow morphed itself into looking good at 50.
>>67728979
and you lead the team in being small
>>67729000
the #2 Curt Casali is way better imo
we always get stuck with some useless fuck because muh game calling
Jose Molina was a stain on our plate for way too long, why can't they get a competent catcher...
>le only hit homers team
>>67729093
I'll be at a Mets game in August
What is good to eat there?
>tfw bought mlb tv single team for $60 with discount
>tfw watching your favorite team in smooth HD with the far better radio broadcast synced to the video
So damn comfy m8s
>>67729122
single team is a scam
>tfw hes back
good job we payed all that money for muh swing for the fence man
>>67729122
are blackouts still in effect?
>>67729117
ripe cock and humiliation
>>67729182
I'm not a Mets fan
Maybe I'll just stop at yo fat mommas house and eat there
>>67729117
DO NOT
i repeat DO NOT
go to shake shack. Its overrated touristy crap that charges $12 fora crappy burger. Its the same as the one in times square.
from Citi Field, I forget what its called. I think Pat's steak or something. Its a little stand behind the outfield. They have this $12 combo that is a flank steak sandwich, chips and a lollipop (Keith hernandez special cause he always ate lollipops). The Pastrami sandwich is good. The mexican food is pretty good too.
blue jays vs. twins
>>67729235
>>67729235
>>67729235
because no one else bothered to make a thread
>>67729250
nobody cares about the 2 worst teams in the AL
t. lifelong blue jays fan
>>67729122
You got finessed out of $60.
>Tigers Bullpen
fuck papa jews makes me wait until tomorrow to use the promo
>captcha: select the pizza
fuggggg
>>67729387
Papa John's sucks
>tfw I'll miss most of the Giants/Cubs game because I "have" to go out to dinner with my normie family
Can't even tape it on t.v. because I don't live in Northern California anymore
Go Giants though. Don't let the big strong pilates man scare you
>>67729387
OFFICIAL CHAIN PIZZA POWER RANKINGS
1.Domino's
2.Pizza Hut
3.Papa John's
POWER GAP
4.Little Cesar's
5.Cici's Pizza
EXTREME POWER GAP
9000.The Establishment of Charles E. Cheese
>>67729406
its not terrible and the 50% off makes it cheap
>>67729472
agreed desu
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the world series for the rest of the NL West
>>67729467
this is something only an underage virgin would say
>>67729472
>Going to Chuck E. Cheese for the pizza
Everyone knows that you go there for the patrician tier video games.
>>67729472
I'd take a stuffed crust from Little Caesars over Pizza Hut or Papa Johns. 2 meals for 10 bucks and it actually tastes good.
>>67729511
>Little Ceasars
>good
There's a reason that crap only costs $5, anon
>>67729497
23 year old non virgin actually. I'd just rather watch the game against the best team and pitcher in the league than go out to eat. Not a huge fan of going out to eat
>>67729467
Cringe post of the week
>>67729467
This is an 18+ website
>>67729531
I agree, the $5 hot and ready shit is gross. Not what I was talking about.
>>67729472
>little Caesars
I could go to the dumpster outside LC and get the same quality
>>67729467
take the good meals while you can my man
>>67729542
So be it
>Upton walked 2x tonight
>>67729549
Good thing I'm over 18 then eh?
>>67729570
one should have been a backward K
literally same pitch got called strike 3 on his next AB
Holy FUCK McCann did something
SNY always innovating with their camera angles
>McCann
WEW
>>67729472
>tfw haven't had Pizza Butt or Dominonos in years
The place in town is lackluster enough it makes the chains appealing enough to drive 15 minutes to.
Any good local local joint is far and traffic as fuck.
>>67729625
SNY is GOAT broadcast.
t. Reds fan
>Iggy
>>67729472
Where the fuck are round table and mountain mike's? The only ones worth listing
>>67729660
>mfw about to order from based local joint down the street
>SOUZA
>McCann
>>67729728
>living in a flyover state
there is currently a cow milking contest going on in angels stadium
>Rockies
>Continue to hand the Pirates free wins
Tulo seems to be getting better lads
>>67729963
wait for the multiple DL trips tbqh
>pinch hitting in the 6th
what is this national league bullshit
MIGGY
I
G
G
Y
is baded ball back?
>>67729838
The fuck are you talking about? I don't live in a flyover state, and he was talking about chains (I'm assuming big nationwide chains from the ones he posted) and round table and mountain mikes are infinitely better than the shit he listed
Does everybody just have to make a snarky remark to everything even when it doesn't make sense?
>>67729983
I was in the middle of typing some shit talk against Paredes and he comes up with the rbi single
Thank you Gibby for proving me wrong
>>67730033
Oh shit, I guess Mountain Mikes is only on the West Coast? Didn't know that to be honest. Thought it was nation wide
>>67730033
>pizza hut 15k locations
>dominos 12k locations
>mountain mikes 150 locations
wew lad
>Natshinal's commentators this ass blasted by reviews
>>67729245
Pat LaFreida and Keith's Burgers are separate stands. Pat sells steak sandwiches (both regular and filet mignon I think), Keith's has the burgers with the blowpop.
If you really want to go to Shake Shack, go to the one in Grand Central. Shorter lines and they change out the milkshake flavors every week.
>>67730139
I know, I know, I thought Round Table and Mountain Mikes were way bigger than that, but I just looked it up and they're only on the west coast apparently
It's breddy good though
>who sux
>Alex Wilson
M I G G Y
I
G
G
Y
>>67730147
>listenig to nats commentary
You deserve it desu
Also get the fuck outta my thread casual everyone here knows nats commentary is low in all major sports... Absolute dog shit
>>67729122
coulda got the full thing for less
>>67730267
It's only babsel on tv right now. You think I like these long pauses? Might as well be Harrelson.
O's start the same time I set out to werk
>>67729472
>he doesnt know about cortinas pizza
Is this Good Robbie?
Angels-O's
>>67730328
>>67730328
>>67730328
>>67729122
at first I was interested but
>If you are an MLB.TV Premium or MLB.TV Single Team subscriber within an area subject to a regular season blackout, the applicable game will be available as an archived game approximately 90 minutes after the conclusion of the game.
jesus fucking christ fuck the MLB with a rusty bayonet
>>67730396
What does he mean by this?
>>67730432
m8 if anything MLB is the best of all 4 major sports in terms of online broadcasts.
>free game of the day
>free live lookins of stuff like no hitters or 4 homer games
>multi platform out the ass
>>67730489
>you now realize if you have mlb tv premium you have access to mlb extra innings.
For the low test betas in this thread extra innings is provided by your local cable company call them to find out
>not having cable
>mein seids
>>67730489
yeah if you're a fan of a team that isn't in your "area", otherwise MLB.tv is as expensive as it is useless
the entire state of Oklahoma gets blacked out for 3 fucking teams.
>>67730571
>living in the middle of nowhere
tiggers
>>67730571
Hawaii and nevada get blacked out by like 8 teams
Cubes jints where?
>lowe
>>67730642
stop posting this the hotpocket keeper keeps deleting the entire thread tbqh.
>>67730558
mlb extra innings is available in a bundle with rogers. you get the nfl, mlb, ohl, nhl, nba and american collage football and basketball
it costs $35.95/month
Four month minimum required.
Cubes vs Gnats thread (They will always be the gants to me, fuck the nationals trying to steal it)
>>67730691
>>67730691
>>67730691
>>67730701
she only gets triggered if I make the OP dodgers butt.
Janny is some pancake ass fembot desu
God damn
>>67728045
Greatest rotation: 1971 Orioles
Cuellar
Dobson
McNally
Palmer
**All 4 starters won 20 games**
Team ERA: 2.99
3 of 4 starters pitched more than **280 innings** (McNally was DL for 6 weeks - and still won 21 games)
Starters pitched **70 complete games**
I honestly feel bad for the twins. I mean I want the jays to win but holy fuck I can't even enjoy it they're like a 3 legged dog.
another windians!
Who wants to do it?
Who wants to be the one?
I'll pay you. I'll pay you very very very very nicely.
Just take his legs out. Cut a tendon too if you can. Make sure he knows that he's being targetted, and end the season for him.
Hell, if you can end his career for me I'll pay you bonus straight up.
I fucking hate him so fucking much I don't know how to properly describe it.
Buttholez. Go. Fucking. Die.
>>67730869
>weabians
>>67730890
He he gave up 3 runs over 6 innings. What the fuck is wrong with that?
>>67730890
He only gave up 3 ER. With your offense shouldn't that not matter? :-)
>>67730939
>>67730952
He allowed 4 and had some great luck.
I'm sorry, but he gets NO benefit of the doubt from me.
>>67730939
>>67730952
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>defending clay buchholz
>>67730984
>mad at 3 ER in 6
>>67730432
Luckily I'm now "out of market" for my team.
The blackouts are bullshit, I remember when I lived in an apartment complex that didn't get the local sports channel and because my CC was "in market", I couldn't fucking watch any games.
Even if I was in market, I would still like to buy MLB TV. Being able to watch a game and have the radio broadcast synced up automatically is so worth it. And the ability to start watching from the beginning if I get home late or something.
>>67730984
if clay buchholz goes 8 innings and gives up 1 ER and the red sox lose 1-0 is it buchholz's fault that they lost?
>>67731112
He wont fucking do that
>>67731119
i'm saying IF that happens
>Miggy with a chance to tie it
>>67731136
Then he literally wouldn't be at fault but he cant fucking make it out of the sixth on a GOOD night, let alone all of his other fucking starts
FUGGGGGGGG
PLS V-MART
>>67729387
>tfw local domino's is fast as fuck for delivery and always packs your order with plenty of parm and red pepper packets
Comfy as fuck
Good pitching when?
>>67731238
hows boyd doing
>>67731074
>>67731112
>this damage control
>>67731281
not this again
>>67731238
what happend with le van man?
>>67731238
its a blackhole you cant escape famalam
>>67730432
blame the jews m8 13 million angelinos cant even watch the dodgers on tv and they are blacked out because they are too dumb to work a VPN
>>67731278
AAA
>>67731314
AAA
>>67731316
JV is getting it together at least.. I'd fight everyone in the BP though
Hayward hurt?
>>67731469
heyward dead
>>67731342
>That sag
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
god daaaaaaaaaaaaamn
BOOM
>RHP throws from right side of the rubber
>LHP throws from left of the rubber
baseball is fun
>>67731675
Beisbol roolz
tulo has actually been good lately. what happened
>>67731675
upvoted
>>67731675
>watching boreball
>>67731675
Good take.
>>67731675
Blocked AND reported
>>67731686
He probably won't hit .300 but he still has a chance for 30 85
The Land Rolling
>>67728011
90s Atlanta Braves.
Not a Braves fan
>>67729117
Citi field is pretty bad ass, one of the better ballparks in baseball. Plus, the food is pretty good.
>>67731861
>mfw da Wigwam Warriors win one for Da Land
>tardinals
Any people going to a Frederick Keys game on June 17th. Prepare for 90s Nickelodeon night.
>>67731751
yeah, probably wont, but he seems to have found himself the last couple weeks, and has made some pretty timely hits.
also, how sad is it that the jays starters combine for the 4th lowest ERA in the american league playing in a hitter's park, and they aren't even at .500?
i mean fuck, their rotation is almost as good as any team's in the league, and they have a shitload of homerun threats and somehow their offense and bullpen are just shitting on themselves. what happened to first in the league in runs? now they are 18th? and only 7th in homers? OPS that's good for fucking 20th in the league? what happened? how can a lineup of tulo, donaldson, bautista, ee, martin, saunders, smoak, pillar and goins be this mediocre?
man, you guys weren't kidding about the Resd bullpen
Dae Ho Lee shit
You may only reply to this post if you are team is in first place
is angry orchard an elite cider?
>>67732069
>you are team
>>67732000
>black character on lynchburg
ebin
Royals
>>67732000
That's pretty fucking dope. But not as cool as these Albuquerque Isotopes/Better Call Saul jerseys.
SF takes the biggest L of the season for putting up this absolute shitshow of a game.
If Botchy had any respect for his players he would just forfeit right now.
brace for "ALL HOPE IS LOST" whos fans
1.5 games back
>>67732116
I raise you Tacoma Rainiers X-Wing jerseys
Who's collapse is happening rn. Royals back up in your ass, Junior Circuit.
>>67732085
you're team
>>67732134
I just hope they tell us how long they've been White Sox fans.
>>67732201
yore team
>>67732220
Ironic coming from Kansas City
Dodgers heading straight to last place.
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/05/21/718881083/1463800300143/asset_1800K.mp4
>>67732290
>it's a kazmir episode
time for video games
>>67732251
Friend, you're very dumb. White Sox "fans" around these parts like to post the same three images of empty stadiums and brag at eachother how long and truly die-hard of fans they are. It's your first day here, so I'll let you off easy kiddo.
Next time you won't have time to scream.......
>>67732301
>It's an anything but kershaw episode
>>67732303
>dodgers losing to san diego
>not even a game thread for me to laugh in
>>67732342
WHOOPS DIDN'T MEAN TO QUOTED
>>67732292
>analslime
>jake peavy is a starting pitcher on a team that's supposed to win the WS this year
I don't understand how he even gets anyone out, he's only got passable control and isn't going to be blowing it by anyone with his 88 mph fastballs.
>>67732391
this man paved the way
>>67732251
What Royals fans love is their team.
What White Sox fans love is their sadness.
>>67732455
Is that Bartolo Colon's bra strap?
>Ruben Tejada will pitch the ninth inning for the #STLCards.
>>67732456
>What Royals fans love is their team.
What Royals fans love is the Cardinals up until 2015.
>>67732480
only the cucks in the no mans land between the KC and STL region are like that
KC metro area loathes st louis, especially the cardinals
>>67732478
And just gave up ahomer
>>67732480
Bootyblasted because Quintana finally lost?
>>67732069
right here senpai
>>67732478
>>67732518
And another one
>pick up heyward for my fantasy team this morning
>injured immediately
Fuck this
>>67732510
Kansas side would especially never root for the Cardinals. Having to share a team with working-class Missouri gutter trash is bad enough, we're not going to cross the entire fucking state to root for some disgusting fully-Missourian baseball team.
>>67732531
Not even a Who's fan. Just pointing out facts.
>>67732562
Kansas just in general seems less backwater than Missouri. I don't know why. I've been to both states and rural Kansas people seemed less insular than the meth-addicted hicks in Missouri.
>>67732585
gee i wonder why
out side of independence there really isn't too much meth in the KC fanbase region
>>67732568
Right, you're not a Who's fan because your team lost. Good god, your team is still in first place and this is how you're reacting.
10 year World Series drought and my team hasn't won a single Series, let alone even been to one. Cry some more.
MUH TORTURED LIFE
MUH SORROW
MUH DESPAIR
A BLOO BLOO BLOO
>>67732611
Jesus Christ @ Missouri/Tennessee/Indiana/Kentucky
>>67732562
>>67732585
Kansas City is in Missouri you fucking bandwagon cucks.
>Bryce Harper - 2.3 fWAR
>Francisco Lindor - 2.3 fWAR
>>67732639
Meant to quote>>67732599
>>67732611
Guy you're replying to.I'm a Yankee fan. Your team's fanbase is the most bandwagon in the AL. That's saying a lot.
>>67732643
Calm down, bandwagon. You'll dust off your Cardinals hat by the end of the season, but the -real- fans in Kansas will always support "your" team.
>>67732643
But I think Royals fans are more likely to be from Kansas than Missouri.
Not even a fan, just what I can infer.
>>67732702
That wedge in Missouri was a lot slimmer in 2013, too. Kansas didn't change a lick.
>>67732660
>Cuckees
>Not the most bandwagonned team in the AL
>Not the most bandwagonned team in the MLB
>>67732737
is that really surprising though?
also the cubs have a large national presence
>>67732660
OK Grandpa, we get it, you hate teams that were shit 10 years ago doing well.
>>67732737
They're the 4th most bandwagonned now. Cubs, Royals, and Red Sox are ahead.
C'mon Marshall your better than this
I hope we can all put down these heated and fiery words and just agree that Toronto has the absolute worst fans in baseball.
>>67732762
No he actually thinks the Mariners are the most bandwagonned team in the AL. I can admit maybe we're getting a little bit of a bandwagon, but holy shit, it's like when a team suddenly does well, Yankee fans whine and cry like the cucks they are.
>>67732771
No it's not that. I loved that Worlds Eries run. You guys shouldn't talk about bandwagon though.
>>67732788
Agreed
>>67732531
He lost his last start too
>Gerrit Cole is the first pitcher since 1992 to post 7+ IP of 1-run ball with 10+ hits, 0 Ks
>>67732737
desu, they're not the most bandwagon team now. Especially with their shitty start
>>67732788
definitely
>>67732804
I'm happy for the Royals though. Team sucked for too long, it's nice seeing other teams do well for a spin. Otherwise baseball would be boring as it is. Keep the lack of parity to the NBA/NFL.
>>67732788
Canucks who come down for mariners series are always nice and polite.
>>67732853
But I meant towards the ultra casuals, and not really the reddit crowd.
Like the guys who don't care about the team, but just the brand.
No one gives a rat's behind about the Royals when it comes to that. Just Yankees/Dodgers.
>>67732910
Yeah, I don't mind the Jays fans that come here. Just the Yankees/Red Sox fans that come here. They act like it's their stadium and are very rude to us.
I think though it's just Western Canadians. They're much more chilled out than those from Ontario/Quebec. My favorite Canadians are Albertans.
>>67732916
yeah if you go by sheer numbers (especially if you include international numbers) yankees/dodgers bandwagon is more than the other 28 teams combined
>>67728033
why UFC
>>67732893
>Keep the lack of parity to the NBA
>Only around 8 different teams have won an NBA title in the last 30 something years
One of the reasons I can't stand the nba anymore
I made my lead off man in Diamond Dynasty Filthy Frank and he's literally been hit by a pitch at least 15 times in the past ten games.
Genius.
>>67732964
Yeah, it's been that way for as far as I can remember, and the fact that the whole marketing of the NBA itself is too bombastic to my liking, like they actually make it look like WWE sometimes.
>>67732969
that image was the other way around though?
>>67732936
When I lived in Korea last year, it was mainly Dodgers or Giants believe it or not. Not that many Yankee caps as I thought there'd be.
>>67732638
>implying anyone here is old enough to have been a real fan 11 ago
>inb4 anyone is over 20 and still on 4chan
fuck off grandpas
>>67733043
No. Kurds shot down a Turkish helicopter.
presenting your AL rookie of the year
>>67733043
Kurds shot down a T*rk helo recently. You missed some dank memes on /int/ and /pol/ friendo
>>67733052
oh nice. i love when erdogan throws fits (although they usually end in him orchestrating false-flag bombings
>>67733055
I like how everything all began with this desu
Which team has more uninformed fans and pink hats; Cubes or Jasy
>>67733098
Will always be the Roid Cucks
>>67733115
t. Yankek
>>67733098
the entire NL Central
>>67733109
>woman
opinion discarded
lads is 20 bucks for a glove too cheap? is it some shit quality that wont last?
>>67733055
>>67733151
>damage control
>>67733164
Probably some cheap chink """""leather"""" glove thqh
Wilson is the official glove of baseball. Give them a look see tbqh
>>67733134
Pink hat is a Red Sox fan term though.
>>67733164
it's probably plastic junk. just get a wilson glove.
Sonny Gray tonight
>3.1 IP, 6 hits allowed, 4 ER, 4BB, 3K, 3 wild pitches
TJS
Just beat this faggot on Diamond Dynasty. Feels good man.
>>67733239
hes a groundball guy and his babip is a bit above average so hes not getting much luck, he'll turn it around eventually
>>67733255
How? Also who the fuck is Baseball?
>>67733274
My fantasy team sure hopes so
>>67733239
How the hell did he fall this far?
>>67733255
>Baseball, C
>>67733274
>denial
>muh memeBIP
wew lad
fixed the loop
>>67733342
What
fuck chris davis i hope he steps on a lego in the middle of the night
>>67733239
make sonny gray again
>>67733362
what is even going on, what is cabrera signaling with nobody on base
why is the ump running to gee
>>67733397
maybe he thought he was hurt since many times when a pitcher misses that bad its because their elbow exploded
>>67733305
>>67733281
Baseball was the last name of his created player.
My lineup isn't exactly shit but his was basically the most expensive at every position. He got mad as fuck when I took the lead and swung on every pitch after like the 7th. He fucked up bases loaded no outs lol.
>>67733305
>>67733281
Here's box score btw
>>67733397
No idea what Melky was doing, but like >>67733415 said, the Ump probably thought he just ended his career with that.
>>67733455
is that like fifa where you buy packs for players?
>>67733526
yeah its the MLB equivalent of FIFA Ultimate Team or Madden Ultimate Team. A lot more goal orriented though than the others.
>>67733584
i might buy the next iteration, does a large part of the community move over to the following years version?
whats the best card you have
>>67733616
87 OVR Cespedes right now. This is my first year playing cuase i just bought a ps4. i just love it
>>67733651
I got Trout and Donaldson last year. My team is shit this year though
>>67733496
LINDOR
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>>67733770
tybl
tybi
>>67732638
Who never here?
>>67732702
>A's
>Texas restaurant offering Odor free BBQ for life for punching Jose Bautista in the face
>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2641231-texas-restaurant-offers-rangers-2b-rougned-odor-free-bbq-for-life
Buck truck rolls on
Holy shit we actually scored a bunch of runs
>>67733894
2 for 1
This made me laugh uncontrollably for some reason. Not at the Sox, but more so the cusb
>>67733917
ty baltimore
>>67733985
can you imagine the shitposting if this actually happens?
It would be better than 18-1 desu
S-still in first
>>67733993
The Sox will end the season in 4th place in the central, so imagining is all we'll be able to do.
>>67733985
I can't imagine all the suicides and murders that would take place
>>67733985
This would be the greatest thing ever. Any other team beating the Cusb in the Worlds Eries would be acceptable too but the Whos doing it would be incredible.
>>67733985
White Sux can only bring in 24k to watch the game on a nice Friday night. Meanwhile the Cubs easily bring in 40k for their home games.
The Sux will ALWAYS be Chicago's second baseball team.
Jints are going to get swept by the cusb and choke away the division lead to the Dodgers and eventually miss the playoffs.
>>67734046
Oh look, it's this post again because nobody on this site can say anything original or interesting
>>67734058
Maybe you should start going to the games so you don't have to see these posts.
>>67733985
chicago riots either way
>>67734046
>post saying how funny it would be for the cubs to choke to the whos
>ottoman replies with muh attendance for no reason
>>67734081
Bigger inferiority complex, cusb to sox or jints to doyers?
>muh rings vs muh fanbase
Kenley Jansen is the best closer in baseball and it's not even close
>the illegal slide of chase utley
>>67734149
That's not Zach Britton.
>>67734149
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU WERE SAYING?
why do the dodgers refuse to win bros?
>>67734177
Britton is top 5 for sure but kenley's whip is on a different level. Not to mention his k/9 of near 14 and walks no more than 8 all year...
Funny shit tho, he just gave up a dinger.
Still got a microscopic ERA
>chase utley
>BJ Upton is hitting .266 with 6 homers
>Justin Upton is hitting .228 with 2 homers
DOYERS B T F O
>Doyers
Nice """""Closer""""" you got there
>>67734065
I'm not even a white sox fan though
Oh look, you're saying the same thing again. How Interesting
You may only reply to this post if you did not get walked off by the Dads.
Not so fast, Doyers.
>>67734055
how would the dodgers win the division if they cant win games?
>>67734149
everybody point and laugh
>>67734238
Becauee its the NLW
I just learned Jackie Bradley Jr. for the Red Sox has a 25 game hitting streak
>>67734243
that doesnt answer my question, let alone make sense
>>67734194
all his peripherals are in the top 5/10, although his k/9 is down to 10 this season, just had bad luck he hung a cutter and chase utley cant catch
>>67734252
Mediocre as fuck
>>67734238
You act like the Giants are some sort of powerhouse. Their offense is streaky and they only got 2 pitchers and no bullpen. They are as incomplete as the Dodgers
>>67734273
but le even year meme
>>67734273
>incomplete as the dodgers
>cueto and bumgarner continue to win games while shark is usually decent
>bullpen doesnt implode every game
>doyers have...kershaw
Im really not sure what you're trying to say here
>>67734275
Epic
>>67734273
sounds like the white sox
>>67731881
Correct.
>>67734297
So good
>>67734273
All the Giants have to do is finish above the Dodgers, which won't be easy but is definitely doable, and then they'll have Bumgarner and Cueto pitching 2/3 of their games in the post season. I'm confident, but we'll see how things go. The offense can be complete shit at times for sure
I'm going to be a bit more positive. In 10 years the Dodgers might be championship material.
Someone post the Bryan Stow comic, I want a laugh.
>>67734280
I wish I was a mindless and homer piece of shit like you.
It's going to be funny watching the giants flop from first to second and third all season and eventually watching that rotation implode.
You got two pitchers, streaky offence, mediocre defense (look it up), and a fragile bullpen.
>>67734335
whats mindless about what I said? I actually watch the team play, and you seem to live in an alternate universe where the dodgers are playing like an elite powerhouse
the offense isnt always great, but its come through enough to eek out wins
>>67734325
Arizona isn't completely out if it either. It's pretty ridiculous to claim a division when your number #4 and #5 are giving up 9 runs and practically forfeiting the game in the 5th inning using all of the pen within 2 days time
>>67734349
I didn't claim a division did I you fucking retard? I said it's doable. Is it not possible for the Giants to win the NL west?? Oh it is possible!? Cool, just like I said, now shut the fuck up
>>67734341
The Dodgers offence isn't some bunch of chumps either when that lineup wakes up its dingers for days until they get cold again.
You got a 3 game lead two months jn to thr season on a team that has relied heavily of Kershaw's starts. If that's not troubling to SF Idk what else could be
From a scale of peeved to anal devastated, how pissed are the Dodgers right now?
>>67734367
yes, nothing says threatening like a team relying solely on one pitcher to win games
>>67734280
>>bullpen doesnt implode every game
Lmao SF "bullpen" is one of the worse in baseball at this point in the season it's not that much better.
>>67734386
you havent been watching baseball at all, have you?
>los angeles cucks
holy shit
lmao
mein seitens
>>67734367
>singers for days until they get cold again.
That's literally the most least thought out analysis of team which you slap on almost anywhere. You have streaming hitting is what you're trying to say.
>>67734394
Can't make it up.
Just kill yourself at this point.
The Dodger bullpen is just as great as the Giants pen.
Or
The Giants pen is just as shit as the Dodgers.
You can see it how ever you wish, but the truth is SF is likely to get swept and dodgers are likely to climb to first again...
Say some other stupid shit so I can prove you wrong faggot ahahahahahahaajakkkaka
@67734433
Id give you a you but you didnt really earn it
Man what happened to late night trivia guy...
>>67734433
Here is my epic image macro.
>reliever statistics for the 2016 season
Say something else nigga ajajjaaahajajaajjaajajjajaja
>>67734446
>SF bullpen has allowed more runs and more blown saves in mess innings than the Dodgers
WOW
O
W
>>67734443
BLU OWN DU FK AUT
LMAO
>>67734446
reminder if your bullpen doesnt have double digit losses you need to shut THE FUCK up to be quite honest with you
also
>that reds walk rate
>>67734446
>Rags
Reds bullpen is GOAT at allowing runs
>>67734446
BTFO I hate the doyers but hate sanfagcisco chest puffing even more
>>67734446
>Reds
>88 walks
>>67734394
Your turn to respond mate...you can't just shield and cover every time you get proved wrong
Daily reminder that the 2007 Rays had the only bullpen in history with an ERA over 6.00
The Reds can beat that this season if they bear down.
>>67734499
I guess the giants bullpen isnt better, but the giants and doyers were mid table, so he basically proved they werent the worst in baseball
>>67728011
>players havent really been able to smoke in the dugouts for ages
>I can't smoke anywhere in the Rogers Center because "it's a completely smoke free facility"
>can't even go outside
this is what killed fun in baseball
>>67734525
fuck that, nobody wants to smell that shit at the ball park, especially on hot days
Let's not delude ourselves dodgerbros, the only reason why the Dodgers made it to the posseason last year was because the division was piss poor. Now that there are actual contenders on this division you are seeing the Dodgers for what they really are.
>>67734525
>what killed fun in baseball
WEW LAD
>BAUTISTA
WEW LAD
>BAUTISTA
WEW LAD
>>67734547
what are you even saying?
>DOYERS
>JINTS
>CARCRASHINALS
>BOMBSTON
>LILLIES
I guess a positive of another miserable Twins season is that its one less thing I have to pay attention to this summer.
Sonny Gray is an elite pitcher they said
This dude fukn sucks
>>67734545
this country's fucking crusade against smoking is ridiculous though. they could open up an area or let us go outside but instead its a 9 inning trap and they act so smug and superior when they say "it's a completely smoke free facility"
>>67734590
i agree, the 500 level in theory should be a smoking section but then you get assholes who might toss butts and ash down. and its literally 2016, nobody should be smoking anymore
Fine no trivia then I'm going to mlb network and going to bed.
The Seattle Mariners, of Seattle Washington are 1 (one) game back of the best record in the American League, with 2 more games left against the Reds bullpen.
>>67734622
Doesn't matter what people should be doing, if they want to kill them self and slowly suffocate their lungs for some reason, let them
>>67734590
Safeco lets you have your ticket scanned for re-entry so you can go outside and smoke.
But, smugness aside... Toss them cancer sticks canada-senpai
>>67734649
I really know I shouldn't be this excited right now, because it will make the crash and burn even worse.
but it is so nice to finally see a competent baseball team in action
>>67734467
>>67734485
http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2016/05/17/178697994/indians-scored-four-runs-on-walks
>>67734676
Seriously. it's such a weird feeling to see them be down 3-0 in like the 7th inning and think "nah they got this"... And then they actually get it.
>MLB moving towards strike zone, intentional walk changes
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15633876
>The committee agreed on a motion to effectively raise the lower part of the strike zone to the top of the hitter's knees, sources said. The current rules stipulate that the zone begins at "the hollow beneath the kneecap," but the change is a reaction to a trend by umpires to call strikes on an increasing number of pitches below the knees.
>The change in the intentional-walk rule would end the traditional practice of requiring the pitcher to lob four balls outside the strike zone. Instead, a team could signify it wants to issue an intentional walk, and the hitter would be immediately sent to first base, sources said.
>tfw the bandwagoners have now pretty much all fucked off
Time to continue the march to finish a season at or above .500 even if by a little in relatively more peace.
>>67734690
imagine having that feel like 8 times in a single postseason
i still cant get over how insane it was. i hope you memebros gets to experience it soon
>>67734683
of course hes a former blue jays reliever
>you now remember 2013 steve delabar was kind of elite
>>67734770
Do you call every positive thinking White Sox fan a bandwagoner?
My God just fuck off please.
>>67734793
I more meant the frogposting and shitposting spammer ones. Also the ones who get into dumb shitstorms with Cubs fans. No need to be hostile.
>>67734770
You are a cancer to your fanbase. Kill yourself my man
>your team doesnt get to play the reds or braves this year
i-its not fair
>>67734814
>mfw my team played the barves and didn't sweep them
>>67734788
>1%
Literally how the fuck can a playoff team "have" a 1% chance of winning?
>>67734806
Honestly the frogposting shitposters are worse. For one, they only started appearing this year.
>>67734832
they were in game percentages at certain situations. the 1% was the down 4 in the 8th inning astros game 4
>>67734814
Get to play the twins though
>>67734842
Ah, gotcha
>>67734820
yet you beat quintana at the cell
also is holland still with you guys and alive? what happend with him?
>>67734690
it's the fucking reds bullpen
calm down
>>67734846
>took 11 innings and our 2 best relievers to win a close game against the 10-29 twins
we'll probably lose tomorrow, today was a fluke
>>67734788
I was barely 13 the last time the Mariners were in the playoffs. The only things I really remember were the feelings you get during games like that.
I've been a season ticket holder to the Seahawks for 5 years, been to every home playoff game and the only time I got the same chills I did during playoff baseball was the tip play against SF in 2013.
>>67734863
Except I've been thinking like that since the 2nd week of April.
>Take a 4 run lead over the A's in Oakland
>Oakland put up 8 in the bottom half of the inning
>Still think "we got this"
And they got it.
>>67734814
>smugmetsfan.jpg
Top MLB memes right now
1. > Reddick
2. Pilates
3. Bawwtista
4. WHERE'S MY RING
5. 6 aces
6. Who?
7. Kershaw GOAT
8. Even year
9. >Harvey
>>67734890
yeah that 22nd ranked bullpen of the A's is amazing too.
>>67734897
Just kys please
I just came to a revelation.
If bandwagoners bring your team increased revenue through more ticket sales, merchandise and concession money, more ratings etc, and the mlb has no salary cap, then why are they a bad thing? Don't you want your club to get more money?
>>67734900
My point, you fuck stick, is the Mariners are playing really solid ball this year.
9-3-1 series record
15-7 on the road
Haven't lost a road series all year
New person, or chunk of the lineup is stepping up every day
Cano is off to the best start of his entire career
Bullpen is nails
Quit being a cunt, you know what I;m trying to say.
Are the whos twinsbabbys? 6 wins against them, those 6 make the difference between being first and 4th. Sure must be nice getting free wins off shitty teams.
>>67734915
Because a NEET neckbeard virgin on a taiwanese finger painting imageboard could accuse you of being one after your team was successful
>>67734940
Literally the worst fate imaginable
>tfw 7 game stretch next week against the Twins and the Dads.
>>67734949
someone accused me of being one and it was so bad of a feeling I stopped feeling good about winning the world series
its a truly powerful thing
>>67734908
fuck you
>>67734367
Are all Doyers fans this full of disillusionment? The Doyers bullpen is such a dumper fire all you have going fort it is some hot or cold power hitting. That team needs to fit it's overall pitching first so it isn't a joke come the playoffs if it even gets there this year.
>>67734915
More money doesn't mean shit even with no salary cap. Look at Pujols, Stanton, or Sandovals contracts. Or better yet, the Dodgers payroll and results in the past 3 years.
>>67734939
>>67734900
>>67734896
>>67734863
Which is worse and provides more inflated artificial team worth, playing the Reds and Braves, or the Twins and A's?
J U S T
>>67734976
>Doyers
>>67734976
The Dodgers have the best farm in the sport and bring in the most fans in the sport despite having the second largest stadium in baseball.
Take your epic dodger suck meme and stick it up your 2mm cock
>>67735004
Good thing you guys have a great team and a productive offense to handle this
>>67734963
Okay, don't kys
>>67734814
>tfw get to play both
>>67734846
And somehow almost half their wins have come against >us
>>67734939
Indians have 6 wins from sweeping the Tigers twice so let's call it even
>>67734999
Reds and Braves - all-time bad bullpen and offense, respectively
>>67735004
>not wanting to play at memeway park and Coors field for multiple dingers
>>67735019
It's just too bad the FO can't put together a bullpen that ain't a steaming pile of shit, RIGHT?
>>67734976
What exactly is wrong with the Dodgers payroll? They are extremely successful financially even without a championship and will be for the foreseeable future. They're winning even when they're not.
>>67735039
>wanting arenado and story anywhere near this pitching staff and bullpen
we got shelled by the 25th ranked offense of the rays
>>67735034
thanks... bitch
>>67735048
>They're winning even when they're not
What exactly did he mean by this?
>>67735046
It's too bad the 3x championship giants have an even worse bullpen than the Dodgers huh???
>>67735066
Makin munny
>>67735048
>They're winning even when they're not.
Trudeau? Is that you?
>>67735066
They're fucking rich and haven't won shit in 30 years
>loading up The Show
>those sound clips they have of moments
>most monotone and dull voice starts
>"its over.......theyve done it.....the Royals are WS champions"
Who is this faggot and why is he only second to Joe Buck as worst announcer ever.
>>67735004
>June 9 vs Orioles
>commemorative Jose Bautista...
boxing gloves?
>>67735067
They don't though
>>67735079
See>>67734446
It's a litteral fact and statistical fact that the Giants have a WORSE pen than LA.
>>67735019
>tfw you will never achieve the type of mexican pimply blind virgin manlet rage that DG ascends to on a nightly basis
>>67735076
Sounds like an even shittier way to lose because they don't even have an excuse for being failures
1am on saturday and I'm shitposting on /mlb/, playing fallout 4, eating peanut butter, and drinking rum.
Because I;m a god damn adult.
>>67735090
Except they're exactly the same. Can you not into numbers or something?
>>67735090
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>>67735004
>Swing Into Summer Safety Day
>>67735090
Can you explain how the Giants are worse when they're exactly the same?
>>67735106
>>67735107
>what are innings pitched
>what are blown saves
Both you niggers are a different level of delusional. Both our teams are shit lmao shut the fuck up
>>67735120
Can you explain how the Giants are better?
>>67735120
>>67735107
>>67735106
Are you people just pretending to be retarded?
>>67734046
>White Sux can only bring in 24k to watch the game on a nice Friday night
There were more than 24k Cubs fans in Milwaukee in the middle of the week...
>>67735099
>eating peanut butter
natty crunchy master race?
>>67735131
I never said they were better did I?
>>67735145
You bet your ass.
>>67735122
What does the amount of innings pitched have to do with anything? They're almost identical, if that even mattered which it doesn't
>>67735138
What?
>>67735138
How am I retarded? They have the exact same ERA. Can nobody else read this?
>dwight's ox
what mid-season catastrophe will befall the cubs?
>>67735510
Jake from natty arms getting suspended or blowing out his elbow
Based thread.
>>67735510
A Pilates studio in rural Illinois will release a client list
>>67735048
I remember you
>tfw Felix Hernandez is gonna hit another grand slam off the resds pitching today
#497 for felix
>>67735639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi0UNUqnPBM
Miss you Dave...
Penultimate postan
>>67734467
Do games won against the Reds even count?
>>67734753
Cant wait for the amount of Intentional Unintentional Walks to rise so that bullpen pitchers can still have that time to warm up
>>67735055
They do have the most HRs in the majors thou
>>67729016
So you are saying you wouldn't tap that puss if she came up to you and asked?
>>67730754
Hot damn that's good
>>67732585
Because rural KS is still mostly farmland and small towns. That kinda life style leads to a better kind of people.
>>67732643
Yes the city in which the Royals play is in Missouri. However there is a sister city right across the border with Kansas and it's treated by all who live in the metro area as one big city. And if you look at a fan base map regardless of the year. Kansas tends to be mostly Royals with some Rockies fans as you go out west.
>>67734856
He was nontendered and is currently a FA but the Royals are interested in bringing him back.