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5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (BISPING vs Rockhold)
6/4: UFC 199 (BISPING vs Rockhold)
6/4: UFC 199 (BISPING vs Rockhold)
6/4: UFC 199 (BISPING vs Rockhold)
6/4: UFC 199 (BISPING vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
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brazilian fighters are a joke
weedman' career is ded
JUST
Jacare is out cause of surgery? Too bad, now i'll must watch Bisping being raped. lel ,can't wait.
Thanks Pedro. Could've had a better pic tho
Paige Sletten is ranked #8 and wrestled with her brother when she was 8.
Can she ever defeat Rose in a fight?
>Any chance MM
C# Fly weight could beat:
>Chris De La Rocha a Heavyweight
with a 4-1-0, 6'4" , 165 lb
or who could the 'best' p4p flyweight beat in any division but his own?
>>67675836
no, the bisping.awakes.from.a.nightmare.png is too disturbing and unfair for him
he ate a fucking knee to the face
this is a just
>Bisping finally gets his title shot
>It's on short notice when he could've just waited and be fully ready
Not happy about this at all. Bisping is MY BOY but I feel he needs to prepare properly for a fight as big as this. Dana won't care he's stepped up, this could very well be his last shot.
Why can't the Natty GOAT win that title in the UK ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ucE5XXgj4
RIP CODY
>>67675887
>le meme undefeated man
no one will give a shit after his first loss
What's the best way to counter/exploit this?
>>67675875
That's alright, I wouldbe used the bisbong fedora one but the lil fuckos who hate canadian ops won't leave me alone
Lads I just took a weed lmao gummy candy and I'm too high. Can I make it to my boxing class in 6 hours?
>>67675882
>natty goat will defend his title in Wembley
feels fucking good lads, might go back to my hometown of Leicester to see it live desu
>>67675938
>might go back to my hometown of Leicester to see it live desu
lmao
>>67675938
Nice, what part of Leicester you from?
>>67675938
My great grandparents came here from England. I think I'll have to retrace my roots as well.
>>67675938
Based Oman
>>67675875
1/8 English here
Michael is going to vanquish that snake Rockhold
RVLE BRITANNIA
Poor Bisping
>>67676013
Bisping is going to get head kick KO'd
>The Chris was about to exact his revenge on Luke Cockhold
>neck injury needing surgery
>he will probably never recover his momentum that he had as champ
rip
press f to pay hespects
>>67676013
One of my history teachers would put it on during penis inspection day
I know he barely has a chance but I hope Bisping manages to pull it off.
Bisping is going to be on queer street.
He has no business hanging with elite middleweights.
>>67676052
of course brits don't have any trigger discipline smdh
My ancestors went over to britain, that means I'm 100% pure blood english and will have a part of Michael "The Count" Bisping's inevitable victory over the colonial bumpkin Rockhold
I am a proud American-British and can't wait for Luke "The Californian Killer" Rockhold to defeat Bisping.
>>67676059
The /heem/ would be incredible if bisping usada's luke. The chavs would flap out of every hole and shitpost to death
Bisping is going to lose again
I was ruled by British for 190 years, fuck you cunts. Even though Luke cucked my boy I hope Bisping will get heemed like before.
Happy for bisping to get that shot, but he's going to be heemed
>>67675957
south ahmedinejadshire, next to the curry shop la'
>>67676072
good lad
wow Bisping reportedly injured and unable to take the fight, what the fuck dana
Why did Bisping take this fight mane
GET
FUCKED
JACARE
GET REKT, BISPING DESERVES IT MORE, EAT DICK YOU ROIDED UP FREAK
>>67675829
pretty sure you could make that video with just Wiedman with how man hues he's btfo
>>67676088
>The chavs would flap out of every hole and shitpost to death
I wish, no one really cares much about UFC here except for the big stars like Ronda and Conor
>>67676132
prob his last chance to get a shot. If he waited for a real shot Jacare would go first so it would take like a year+ and who knows what would've happened in between then.
There are people without proud English blood posting in /heem/ right now...
>>67676152
>Jacare would go first
I don't think that's necessarily a guarantee, he could have been next in line but knowing Dana, you're probably right.
It's a shame man, I really do think he needs to prepare properly for this and it's not a fight you can take on short notice, but if he does it he might become THE BOY
>>67676168
>a loss means nothing
Literally what
>>67676154
Royal British Honorguard
ufc 199: bisping retirement party
>>67676168
/salty/
>>67676144
They would market the poop out of the US v. Mom brit angle. I don't think brits, or anyone not a woman, would like rockholds character post vitor and an upset would be big for the underdog. Not that I like bisping either
>>67676168
t. mad af goof
>>67676154
Bisping spots a roider.webm
>>67676168
getting a title shot when you've never beaten a top 5 guy and you're also coming off a loss is so fucking dumb
>>67676191
The marketing doesn't really reach many people. BT Sport isn't that big a channel and I don't think enough people will really tune in because it's a "British fighter vs American fighter". Keep in mind it'll be at 3 or 4am.
The London event showed there is a demand for UFC here, but it's far from mainstream and the average guy I talk to doesn't know shit about Bisping's heroic feats in the Octagon
>>67676205
>rockhold was just scared of me its not because im a literal who compared to bisping
top kek, uriah calling the kettle black lads
>>67676189
Bisping would never retired after winning the title, he'll defend a couple times then hang em up
rockhold's popularity is going to skyrocket with casuals after he obliterates bisping in one round
>>67676205
LOL nobodies BTFO
>>67676243
*nobody's
>>67676225
Hmm I thought brits would be more interested in the ufc given their interest in barfights, or at least the concept of them. Well its a big place so can't generalize
>>67676225
>Keep in mind it'll be at 3 or 4am.
Yeah that's easily the biggest problem, but I think Conor has definitely raised interest in the sport over here now, my own dad and brothers ask me about UFC stuff all the time and occasionally I'll show them a spicy banger when I see one on BT Sport.
>>67676248
LOL hadn't noticed that but I took a moment to think how that was spelled, now I know why
>>67676252
I'll be picking him. I think he needs a full camp and I'm not sure it's really likely, but I'll be picking him.
>>67676251
Yeah it's a shame but the time difference is what really fucks it up, otherwise the UFC has the potential to be huge in the UK, we just need a real legitimate up and coming title contender to open up the market over here.
>>67676154
If you don't have an English surname literally get out.
>>67676299
100% agreed.
I love the UFC but if I get up for it I'm dying for a day or two after
>>67676304
i unironically have an english first and last name
>>67676299
Doesn't boxing take a bit of a spotlight rn given all the British champs?
>>67676345
It does on Sky because they have a monopoly on Boxing broadcasting but unless it's anthony joshua you won't really hear shit from more neutral in terms of sports news places.
>October 29, 2011
>Go back to the jungle
What did she mean by this?
[croccing terminates]
>>67676345
Maybe a little bit but if we had more legitimate british talent in the UFC I'm sure a lot of boxing fans would be interested in that as well as MMA fans and casuals.
>>67676281
No wtf, you spelled it right the aussie is wrong get a dictionary aussie
>It's a fighter ducks the fight episode
>>67676345
The UFC has nothing but british champs lad
The Queen's Own Steven Mioshire
Lord Daniel of Cormsburough
Sir Lucas Rockholder
Earl Robert the Law-Layer
His Excellence the Duke of Anjos, Richard
Sir Conrad Mcgillicutty
His Lordship Dominick of the Cross
and The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent
All british, all truly greats in Her Majesty's eyes
>>67676460
kek
>>67676400
[arm gatoring lessens]
>>67676460
Nice.
>Bisping guaranteed to be BTFO and never fight for the belt again
I'm ok with this
>>67676460
>Earl Robert the Law-Layer
>His Excellence the Duke of Anjos, Richard
well done m8
>>67676168
>>67676206
>getting a title shot when you've never beaten a top 5 guy and you're also coming off a loss
Ok, it sounds reasonable.
But, is there any other opinions?
>>67676460
based
>Claudia Gadelha +200 underdog
good underdog bet
>>67676168
Kind of agree with this nigga.
Hey just gave bisping because he's a draw in britbongihstan and maybe some Europe and Ireland casuals.
A full camped uriah is much more of a fight for Luke than a 40yo one eyed 2 week notice bisping.
Bisping is going to get BTFO in 20 seconds, what a fucking waste. Fuck Chris "the injury" Weidman
>>67676595
the national martial art of sweden, cuck fu
>>67676595
is that carlos condit
>>67676460
ae lmao
>>67676595
is that carlos?
post yfw Micheál McBisping becomes Ireland's second UFC champion
>>67676595
wow, condit took the loss pretty badly.
>>67676775
Surely you mean when Mikael Bispingsson becomes the first man to bring a belt to his homeland of Sweden
how is Rogan going to hype up this rematch after Bisping got embarrassed so bad
>Bisping has great Cardio!!, This is Rockholds most dangerous fight ever!!!
>>67676840
probably say the headbutt cost bisping the fight and that he's now more motivated then ever or something
>>67676595
sauce lol
>people are buying into the thomas almieda meme
Kek
back up dude
back up dude
>>67676840
>he's had a long carrer, Mike. And it's all come to tonight!! Forget the Anderson Silva fight, this is Bisping's most important fight, he's coming up motivated and hungry!!!
>and sometimes it's all it takes, Joe.
Why do you like Bisping ?
Average fighter with a shit tier personality.
The defining moment of his career was that Dan Henderson ko lol.
>>67676905
almeida's okay I guess.
>>67676905
I'm not m8
but I'm not buying into the Cody Garbrandt meme either
>>67676966
because he is natty
Is anyone going to do an acestream of TUF tonight?
>>67676966
Mek noe mesteak
Myco Besping well wen the MW belt
>>67676460
lmao
>he doesn't like Michael Bisping
ugh the seery fight was a fix to get back at conor conor doesnt even need the ufc he'll make his own promotion and make money than
the whole ufc put together just let conor fight who the fck gives a shit about press fonferences no one even watches them
this was punishment on conor making the seary lose fuck the ufc fuck dana white fuck the frittata brothers conor can do
well without them let himback in already for fuck sake conor will win this time last time was a fluke it wasnt even a
real fight just an exhibition like a spar you cant even lose a spar how can you? nate was losing that fight till he
started rolling around on the floor stand up and fight proper ffs.
>>67677160
>Let's settle this once and for all!
jesus
>>67677217
hey man can u get me a celtic jersey
>>67676460
Lmao, nice.
Anjos = Angels btw.
lmao I like Bisping but man he's going to get fucked up
>>67677355
Oh man, if only Jesus fight alongside him this time.
Why didn't Dana give Wonderboy a title shot?
>>67676572
Doubtful
>>67677423
Nice greying temples, Wonder""""""boy""""""
>>67677010
Garbrandt is gonna heem Tominas
>>67677423
i like thompson but rory's grapple him to death
>>67676460
I didnt find this funny
>>67677446
Seems like they had an agreement with Tyron that Tyron would get to fight Robbie after all the press work he's put in. You can tell they've clearly come to some sort of an agreement based on how fucking often you see his mug on TV talking about fights.
They probably promised the next shot to Tyron like three months ago.
>>67677473
Just like Hendricks
>Bisbing is going to perma heem Luke and become champ
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>67676568
''''''''''''underdog'''''''''''''
shouldn't the line be about even
>>67677517
>he thinks Hendricks and Rory's striking are comparable
lmao
>>67677501
If Wonderboy rolls MacDonald, Dana will HAVE to give him a shot no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osP_kXPXQp4
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
>>67677473
Hendricks is a 1000x better grappler/wrestler than MacDonald m8 and Thompson picked him apart
Omar Little to Stringer Bell: Your BOY gave you up.
>>67677465
who has garbrant beat? it took him 3 rounds to finish marcus brimage and brimage is losing to literal who koreans in china
almeida heemed brad picket within 2 rds and destroyed yves yabouin in 1
>>67677556
Sure, just not until after UFC 201 when Robbie fights Tyron
>>67677556
Thats a pretty big if, but I would agree that the winner of Mcdonald v Wonderboy probably deserves the next title shot
>"""""great""""" britain
>literally first time EVER challenging for the title
>>67677823
England's own Tom Cruise
>>67677561
landed some slick shots desu, that was before his nate fight
IS RORY MACDONALD A GATEKEEPER
Who /BISPING/ here?
>>67677873
Cruise (Listeni/ˈkruːz/) is an Anglo-Norman surname which originated in England during Norman Conquest.
>>67677555
>he thinks this makes a difference when Wonderboy's striking is heads and shoulders above both and Hendricks wrestling is much better than Rory's
>>67677561
Holy shit this is bad.
>>67677823
>it's because the original challenger fell out
>>67677949
The Natty GOAT Bisbong will delete Lukes chin
>>67677623
Almeida has eaten shots from every single opponent he's faced and Garbrandt has heavy hands.
Garbrandt also has better footwork. I don't care if he hasn't beaten bigger names like Almeida has, Garbrandt has looked good and if Almeida stands and bangs like he always does he'll be taking a nap.
Also lel at the win over Pickett meaning anything, Picket had him rocked in the first round
how much money will you be betting on rockhold, lads?
>>67677949
>>67678131
lol benson
>>67678131
>jens pulver
what
>>67678131
RIP Benson
>>67677900
Yes. 100%. Especially after the Robbie fight. He got traumatized from that. That is why he's been out so long. He's scared to get back in there. There are similarities between him and Ronda. He doesn't want that to happen to him again. He's broken like Gray Maynard. All his heart is gone now. Plus when he quit the Robbie fight that fight like he did in the Condit fight you could tell he isn't made to be a champ.
>>67676460
Lol based Swedistan
>>67678227
lol it's funny when stupid people try
>>67676399
kek
>>67677949
Unironically, Bisping has a chance. His standup is crisp, much better than Weidman's, and as long as he doesn't get hasty and leave himself open to a cheeky sub or kick, he can UD Rockhold.
>>67678131
did benson figure out the marines won't take a 32 year old
>>67677584
Thats because Johnny has nothing else to supplement his grappling in the Wonderboy matchup. He was at a massive striking disadvantage and a big reach differential as well. Rory is a great striker and is way stronger than Thompson so he will have a lot more to worry about. Not to mention Rory isnt gonna do his best Ronda vs Holly impersonation and run into shit repeatedly.
>>67678346
He will get kicked though
Benson's career has entered the JUST era.
>run out of lightweight
>quit UFC before Dana could shitcan him for putting crowds to sleep
>run the fuck out of Welterweight in LELATOR by a literally who Slav
>>67678351
>way stronger than Thompson
how do you know this
>>67678366
A TKO from a body kick just seems right for some reason
![a892a94e69b23057520b0bf5cb7c7146[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7ZIsQ63.jpg "a892a94e69b23057520b0bf5cb7c7146[1]")
>>67676568
>you will never wake up in the jungle and see this
>>67678440
Do you think that if Rory gets Wonderboy up against the cage that it isnt going to the ground?
>>67678227
Rory Macdonald lost the edge just like GSP.
>>67678486
ok so that's what you meant
>HELP MEEEE
>>67678486
Rory's peasant genetics will allow him to take Wonderboy down at will. But on the feet, that fight will be a war.
Anyone looking forward to that match more than any others this year? It's easily the best non-title fight, at least.
>>67678690
>Bisbongs GOAT chin took a flush flying knee from Anderson
Truly the natty GOAT
It's sad Rory's last fight is against Wonderboy. Hes going to leave the UFC on a losing streak. But said he only wants big money now. He c realized he can't be champ
>>67678227
>casual the post
>>67678690
That fight would have been stopped if that knee had landed 5 seconds earlier, right?
>>67678728
>took it
>collapsed with broken face and """won""" the decision
>>67678777
no, bisping was still conscious
>Friday night, I couldn't sleep or get comfortable and went from my bed to my daughter's to my son's then to the couch, just trying anything to get
comfortable.
Reminder that Chris Weidman molests his kids. Chris was NEVER my boy.
Will he ever be on top again?
>>67678746
Why do people think this? He lost a war to the champion that was named Fight of the Year, and before that he ran through his division. And he puts on exciting fights. He can always negotiate a new deal, and Dana won't let the guy just walk away that easily when he's in the Top 5. I think Rody is just trying to draw attention to the larger issue: that nobody is being paid enough, not just him.
>>67678801
He won 3 rounds very clearly, arguably 4 if not for the meme knee
Why do you hate us so much, guys? We have great fighters. Your hate make us so sad
>>67679011
No, probably not. It's probably good for Luke that Jacare's title shot will be kicked further down the road. Again.
That dude is gonna be 40 when they finally fight again
>>67678746
Rory was up 3 rounds going into the 5th with Lawler.
>>67679011
The only guy at MW I see him legitimately having trouble taking a belt off of is Rockhold, because they're mirror images of each other. He wins any other ranked fight 9/10 times on grappling alone.
>implying Jacare can't be grapplefucked
>jewjitsu working in 2016
>>67679077
I don't follow football so I have no reason to hate any one of you other than 80% of your fighters. The rest of you folks are good fightfan lads.
Don't leave, huebro.
>>67679077
a lot of brazilian fighters are older cock guys that don't know they should retire and it's fun to make fun of them.
>>67679077
brazil holds some of the best fite fans
>>67679077
we love you, huebro. don't leave us like all your champs are leaving the tittle.
>>67679077
Get rid of your African-Americans in your country.
Your black Brazilians are also bad. They should go to.
Just stop accepting illegal immigrant Haitians.
>>67679077
It's just fun to pick on you with the state your athletes are in atm. Don't take it personally, one of my boys is brazilian
>>67679077
Just do what I do and convince yourself that everyone who doesn't like your BOYS is just a 189 memer who doesn't know shit.
I reckon for you Brazilbros it rings at least slightly true
>>67679077
i like werdum he does funny faces
i also think royce gracie was the best BJJ fighter ever
>>67679077
It's a meme hate. Secretly, we would all miss our hues if they stopped posting. Just like the britbongs, the autistic swedes, straya cunts, and edgy slavs.
>>67679077
lineker is a good prospect though
have a you, santos
>>67679077
you're just easy targets because of how badly you get btfo
>>67679657
Leave this great country immediately
>>67679657
>wanting /heem/ to lose at hard 70% of its traffic
Go to aspie if you like dead threads
>>67679077
>mfw everywhere I go in the internet Brazilians are hated
Guys how do we show Brazil that we care?
>>67679077
At least you're not Irish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiMK583mqdo
friendly reminder
>>67679965
We dont
What did I miss?
Has Weidman pulled out of the fight and Bisping is his replacement?
>>67680423
Bisbing killed Weedman and is taking his place
More pics like these?
based rockhold always has an interesting walkout song, last time he raped bisbong he used this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_iRIcxsz0
>>67677584
It's not that much better in an MMA context, Rory outwrestled Tyrone Woodley for god's sake.
>>67677823
>he forgot about the 5 round shutdown of the outlaw.
Bisping will avoid Rockhold's clinch with everything he has and probably get KO'd trying to counter while backing up
>>67680820
>Being this butthurt we'd rather post in a dead thread than talk to you
Rockhold should stop meme kicking and take people down. He looks like a different weight class than other mws. Should just pound them out on the ground.
>>67680983
Goddamn, Chrissy Blair is fine.
>>67676460
This one is 'Why are all GOAT LWs Asian or part-Asian tier' good stuff.
why is this guy being such a cunt
who else /putacheekytenneronbisbong/ here
>post yfw Bisping beats Rockhold
>>67681609
go away
>>67681669
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>current year
>falling for the old "dead thread" meme
lol the american sperg is my favourite one
>>67681796
something unsettling in the pit of my gut, it might be gas
>>67681865
he goes dormant for a couple weeks and then his autism flares up again
>michael
>>67675820
thanks you for the memes amigo
>>67681993
wtf are you doing? go away. you look despereate
how does HEEM think Cody "No Rank" Garbrandt will do against Thomas "Brazilian Rory Macdonald" Almeida?
is bisping vs rockhog confirmed guys im not at home cant check
Almeida and Rory are nothing alike, though.
And I think Garbrandt is gonna win
i hope rockhold doesn't meme submit bisping and attempts to beat hendo for most brutal britbongistan btfo the ufc has seen tbqhwyf
>>67682085
Garbrandt might just be the douchiest fighter to come out of Team Alpha Male.
lol he's got his foot to the floor this time
What's the over/under on the sperg making 50+ posts in this thread?
>>67678690
Bisping won that fight.
>>67682232
you know he'll be looking to take bisbong down and finish him
>>67682342
Yeah, and Gus beat Jones
can't we talk about general mma related things like efn and onefc next week? they have godtier bimbos showcasing their bodies between rounds in literally every fight
plus almeyda
>the sperg is back and he's spergier than ever
Just think about what it was like on his poor mother raising him.
he's literal cartman
>>67682941
less funny/intelligent.
>upset, autistic, presumably conor cuck teen is attacking heem
wat do?
>>67675926
Big duck or let him come to you but that might cause problems because of Rockholds reach
thanks mod
>>67683174
Chris landed rear body kicks all day on him too
>>67681669
Why wasn't whittaker considered? I think most people would pick him in whittaker vs bisping.
Thank you, Based Mods.
>>67683235
I think Whittaker needs another fight
>>67683235
'no' name value?
>>67683235
Medical Suspension from the fight with Natal IIRC. That and probably wanting to build him up with a few more wins before title shot.
>mod BTFOs american sperg
lmao
>>67683235
Biggest win is Memeriah Hall
Plus I think Bisping beats him anyways
And which fucking retard's idea was it to make vanishing captchas, these are the worst fucking things ever
is this a clean fighter?
>>67683415
looks too vascular, def roids
>>67683298
They'll make Whittaker beat Jacare/Yoel/Vitor/Chris before getting a title shot
why do people hate our guy rockhold
>>67683415
I have no reason to suspect or even believe she's on PED's.
>>67683415
possibly not in her first two absolute destruction title defenses but definitely clean after that valerie letourneau fight that put me to sleep
>>67683298
Whittaker vs Belfort or Romero would be a banger
>>67683495
Cause he trains at AKA with a literal cocksucker.
>>67683415
she is a dirty slav
>>67683550
it looks like she hasn't slept since hitler invaded
>>67675829
yes, yes, very nice
-- a very nice start to a series, yes?
There's NO FUCKIN' WAY that Bisping gonna win, Rockhold is gonna kill the british
>>67675829
we need Alvarez to send RDA to sleep(probably not happening tho)
>>67683666
Sir Rockhold is British lad.
see >>67678114
>>67683680
>(probably not happening tho)
of course it is
>>67683680
That's literally impossible
>>67683730
Alvarez is my boye but i dont think he can wrestle fuck RDA like Khabib
>>67683730
>wrestlefuck supreme heeming RDA
>>67683817
>Alvarez is my boye
So before getting the second epidural I decided to give the UFC a fair amount of time to find another opponent for Luke. This was obviously a fight bigger than any for me and I trained harder and smarter then ever but apparently GOD has other plans for me.
-The All American Chris Weidman
>Ryan Bader-Illir Latifi targeted for a future UFC event
Should
Remember that time the sperg got BTFO lol
>>67682260
he has the highest ratio of female to male
followers of all ufc fighters on instagram
>>67683509
What's the name of this porno
>>67683907
So if after 200 the fighters have to be within 8% of their target weight, that means Conor has to weigh 156.6lbs for an entire week before the fight.
So why the fuck is this still the "interim" title? He's obviously never fighting at 145 again
What are some /heem/ recommended movies?
[arm gators angrily]
>>67684157
B T F O
T
F
O
>>67684157
What the fuck is even happening?
why do they call him 'the count'
makes no sense to me
>>67683868
I like his versatility.Him,Barboza and Ferguson are the most fun guys to watch at LW.
>>67683881
Bader is going to get pasted
>>67684157
jesus fuck
>>67684191
autist wanted to be OP so bad he posted 400 posts early
>>67684191
some autist """troll""" was repeatedly spamming redirects
>>67684191
american sperg dude
>>67684217
that was my thread he was linking that I made earlier today
lads I didn't get any (You)s for this earlier
I edited it a bit
thoughts?
>>67684287
Here's a (You) for the effort
Fuck that I'm not going to watch 199 I don't want to see the shitshow, if bisping wins and that's a big if Luke probably fucked up big time and gave bisping the fight.
>>67683907
SHORT
LITTLE
PEOPLE
>>67684287
britbong is going to get raped by rockhold
Does anyone listen to Heavy Hands?
>>67684317
thanks la
>>67684339
it's just a meme bro
Will Velasquez make it to UFC 200?
My question mark kick has been on fleek as of late
>bisping
>>67684435
Why do they call it a question mark kick? Is it because you question the fighter's sexuality everytime they throw it?
>>67684481
Because I question my sexuality whenever I see Rockhold do it
>>67684462
>the fight is not over anderson
the fight is not over
>the fight is not over anderson
...
stupid donkey
UFC should organize some exotic brazilian dancers to dance after first round GNP win for rockhold, or put that fight as a co-main event
NOW I KNOW
ONLY I CAN FACE THE PAIN
>>67676460
top lad
>>67684641
>mom
you mean your fathers wife?
>>67684707
HAHAHAHAHA
>>67684203
why do they call him Michael 'The Count' Bisping ??
like Count Dracula..? I don't get it
>>67684707
no, he's my wife's son
>>67684752
his grandpa was a count in poland or something
>england's own
>>67683940
FUCK!
cummies
>>67684752
too close to "the cunt" to pass up
>>67676905
It takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar.
>>67684203
Because in European countries the word refers to someone of noble status.
>>67683940
How fast will Claudia choke her out?
This thead is dead as phuck
>>67685128
A collective moment of silence for THE boy himself, Bisping, and UFC 199.
why did they choose bisping over jacare btw? havent read anything on this
>>67685128
No one cares, shut the fuck up
>>67685220
Jacare had a banged up knee
>>67685128
Mma always dies, it have lived a 2 year cycle since it's birth, I have witnessed all of them
>>67685220
jacare requires surgery
>>67685220
Turns out he needs knee surgery for the injury he was talking about in his post fight interview. Supposedly will be available to fight in about 3 months time.
>>67685230
>>67685242
ah ok cool
bisping will require surgery after 199 tho
>>67685178
>moment of silence
>UFC 199
>>67685255
Be careful.
>>67685255
I think it´s better for jacare. I want him to have full camp and a good gameplan. He already has a guaranteed titleshot I think.
>>67684850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo5hgaBWzwM
>>67685310
Last thing in the world Dana wants is for Jacare to be champion.
They'll make him fight Whittaker before he gets a shot.
>>67685401
dana likes marketable champs, but he has also quit caring so much, he's been burnt alot when big champs have lost in the past
if dana truly cared and tried to fix shit, chuck would still be LHW champ
>>67685255
He is gonna lose the other eye now
>>67685438
Jacare didn't get a shot at Weidman after he was the #1C for eight months and was on a six fight winning streak bud.
>>67685438
You forgot the most important, Weidman next fight will be for the title, so Jacare is no matter what happens not getting a title shot next.
>>67685525
Given that he is having neck surgery and the recovery might last,i am sure that jacare gets a title shot at 205 if weidman isnt ready.
>>67685525
Spine surgery man... he might be off for a long time
he might not ever be the same actually
>have work for few days
>don't go on heem or stay on the internet
>weedman out and MY BOY replacing him
>mfw MY BOY is going to lose hard
JUST
>>67685666
>666
REKT
Are you guys watching TUF tonight?
>>67685764
My PVR fucked up and didn't tape it like three weeks in a row on me, hopefully it works tonight
>>67685764
Might do if I'm not feeling tired, haven't watched since the first week.
Did the same thing with Goobs/Faber on TUF, watched a week or two then never again
>>67685764
I stopped watching when they didn't show a scene of the black guys going to town on those little white women
>>67685764
This season is so fucking awful. Everyone is so vanilla and the drama is so cringey and feels artificial since it's two foreigners speaking broken English to each other
>>67685842
Well it seems to have worked in dividing opinions on /heem/
>>67685764
Green is getting fucked up by Harper IMO, the promo showed her getting pummelled from top mount.
>>67685764
Yes
Also predicting that Andrew Sanchez will win this season
WHO'D WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN THE BROS AT 170?
>>67685721
tnx satan
How should he have defended that right hook?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=977_1462650846
>tfw you fail captcha and decide to just not post instead
>>67685991
>he doesn't have heempass
>>67685958
nick easily
>>67685991
vicious strikes to the tallons
>>67685991
These new captchas are the worst yet, they all disappear, it's so fucking annoying I just fucking hate it I just wanna fucking scream in Hiro's face then fucking heem him
>>67685969
what the fuck happened ?
>>67686010
Settings -> Quotes & Replying -> Legacy CAPTCHA
thank me later
>>67686010
Why don't you turn on legacy captcha
post yfw the GOAT of all GOATs is going to beat both Nate Diaz and Floyd Mayweather before the year is out
>>67685379
What are they saying?
>>67686079
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehueu
>>67686079
I thought there were subs, srry. It's just a program in which they invited mma fighters (almeida, mir, etc) to measure their physical habilities with meme tests
>>67683907
>jose in his action figure pose
>frankie attempting used car salesman cosplay
>>67683907
I feel really bad for Jose, he didn't deserve the 13 sec heem
>>67686037
then he beats dos anjos lawler then jon jones then stipe for all da titles
i predict dese tings xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDx
caution: dramatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLXwwQZEChM
>>67686138
you're damn right he will lad
>>67686175
what a fucking stupid video
>>67685842
the funniest parts are when they're just staring at each other with smirks on their faces because they don't know how to insult each other in english
it almost feels like they're going to start making out any second
>>67686248
Hola, cage fighting connoisseur
>>67686248
>clicking on anything featuring conard
your own fault la
cba to read
What is heem thinking about Bisping getting a title shot ? That it's BS I suppose ?
>>67686343
There's not really anyone more deserving desu
It's too soon for Jacare to fight, Yoel is still suspended, and those two and Chris are the only ones ranked above Bisping.
>>67685842
Yeah but remember, today we have some french guy having his wife threatening him of divorce over the phone
yay
>>67686107
I'd buy a used Hyundai from Frankie if he had a mustache to go with that suit.
Who do you have for Noke vs Nakamura?
I think Noke by decision, he's been good in all of his last few fights and objectively got robbed against Morono
>>67686354
Yeah I guess you're right
We all agree that his chances of winning are pretty close to 0 tho, right ?
>>67686343
Best contender available since Jacare is hurt
Would've rather seen Bisping get a title shot on a full camp but I suppose it's now or never
Rockhold will win very soundly, still should be fun to watch though
>>67686376
Yeah, pretty damn close to zero
Wow Vitor is still ranked #3?
that's so fucking dumb lol
>beat unranked Dan Henderson in 2013
>get a title shot
>lose
>beat unranked Dan Henderson in 2015
>fight #1C
>lose
>still ranked #3
what the fuck boys
>>67685991
have you seen the leaked promo for fedor/fabio promo for the next EFN card?
>>67686445
but muh old people
>>67684287
Don't worry Italy, I saved it. I will save this one too.
Heem Bless
>>67686491
Seriously though, how the fuck did Vitor get to be ranked number three overall?
Both of his last two wins were over unranked Dan Henderson's, and I also have a bit of a suspicion that his win over Rockhold was before Rockhold was ranked too.
>>67686498
i kinda regret not saving every joke image and heem, then i realize i would be out of HDD
>>67684287
BASED
>>67686527
>i would be out of HDD
/heem/ on a toaster, brought to you by the continent of quebec
>>67686101
they're swiping their hands over motion sensor buttons to judge reaction timing lol
>>67686527
I had all mine saved to an external hard drive and it crashed last year. Slowly rebuilding my collection.
>>67686518
Hendo was #6 when vitor beat him and rockhold was #5
>>67686569
no, just a laptop. plus i'm not huge on saving images, image posters are slightly cancerous and well, an image says 1000 words, if you have a 100 smart words to say, which i rarely do, though most image spamming posters just post images because they aren't smart enough to eat and breathe at the same time
>>67686628
>image posters are slightly cancerous
You are literally on an imageboard.
>UFC 196 - New Champ
>UFC 197 - New interim Champ
>UFC 198 - New Champ
>UFC 199 - ????
>>67686498
it's not so bad desu.
>>67686652
yeah, but the image posts/posts ratio kinda separates shit posters from the legit posters. if 80% are images, your shit, if your 30% your great
>>67686255
i thought i was the only one that had this feeling
i think their "fighting" is pretty hot
>>67686672
UFC 199 - no new champs
>>67686681
Shit, meant for
>>67686527
>>67686682
Then I don't think your issue is with images per se, it's the way they're used and the meme images
If you're against reaction images then you're a tard, but I know you don't mean that
>>67686682
>tfw i'm a 99% image-based poster
>>67686764
Wrong thread Brazil?
>>67686697
ww...what if Rockhold gets injured and he fights Uriah Hall for an interim belt.
>>67686772
he's you farming again
>>67686736
>>67683415
No, herpes at least
>>67686672
Since there are 2 title fights in 199 and 3 title fights in 200, we'll have spicy parlays as the events get closer.
Faber and Bisping are huge underdog material, though I'll put a cheeky 5 on both of them. Just in case knawmsayn.
Yeah fuck it
>UFC 199 - New Champ (x2)
Can you imagine Faber as a champ lol
Can you imagine Faber as a champ lol
Can you imagine Faber as a champ lol
Can you imagine Bisping as a champ lmao
Can you imagine Bisping as a champ lmao
>>67686804
>young dana
balding af
>>67686804
not only king goof but former king of hairlines
>>67686850
FUCK
U
C
K
posting picks again to generate discussion
>>67686850
How did this monster produce such qt daughters?
>>67686772
>>67686801
https://media.giphy.com/media/26vUtoBowTq7ZQRws/giphy.gif
>>67686811
>Making the blood orc laugh
>>67686891
Aint nothin wrong with him desu, except that he is balding and kinda fat.
>>67686927
I cant wait for him to fight again so we can do bigg posting again.
>>67686909
He's shoving his fingers very far in her mouth. I refuse to watch the rest of that.
>>67686187
I laughed way harder than I should have
>>67686947
Me too friend, me too...
>>67686909
>i will never do this do my fightfu
you just know
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFg_LAriPHi/?taken-by=angelamagana1
>>67687042
when's she getting the piss beat out of her again?
>>67686947
>>67686990
>Johny Hendricks will never take you on a fishing trip
Why live
Reminder that the only man to beat Jon Jones is fighting this weekend
>>67686603
Hendo was coming off three straight losses when he first fought Vitor. I doubt he was #6 because that would imply that he was up in the top three before those losses in order to land there afterwards.
I'm pretty sure he wasn't even ranked.
Also, Vitor was Luke's first UFC fight, so I know for fucking sure he wasn't ranked #5 because it was literally his UFC debut fight and he lost.
Why do you just make shit up?
r8 it lads
>>67686887
>tfw no discussion
>"people" in this thread think cody "winging meme punches" garbrandt can win against almeida
heem urselves
>>67687151
That's what it said when they walked in for the fights. Check your fight pass.
>>67686445
People doing the rankings are fucking stupid
>>67687227
Almeida wins by TKO (elbow to the face)
>>67687225
Wife material.
>>67687371
for my dog maybe
here's my dawg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK6CNW6wfrw
Lineker vs Mcdonald set for July 13
Quite a banger
>>67687371
looks like a baba short film
>>67687225
>That wedding band
How could she do this to me? I just flopped out of my chair and started rolling on the ground screaming and my mom had to come get in my guard to calm me down.
DJ vs Wilson Reis is comain for lawler vs woodley (ufc 201)
De randamie vs cyborg is in the works for the card also
>>67687371
>tfw you will never commit hate crimes on Arabs with Yoanna
>>67686518
he dropped weidman
>>67687478
He was about to act like he was beating her up but then his brain said Bad Jon.
>>67687594
"Go back to the desert"
So Woodley has no chance of beating Lawler, right?
>>67687830
If Woodley can't get lucky and land a KO in the first round he's done for.
>>67687830
if Woodley lands a bomb and Lawlers chin finally cracks then I would say he has a chance. Outside of that happening I dont see him doing very well. Then again I've learned to never count anyone out in MMA, at least until the fight has started.
why does Jones still have a belt in his ufc picture
>>67687920
that wasn't even a heem
>>67687971
because he is an interim champ
>>67688002
whoops that's the replay webm. I guess I dont have the fight ending one.
>>67687920
>>67688002
it's like a reeenactment of big nog/schaub. a nice little counterpoint to all the JUST brazil has been experiencing lately.
>>67676572
agree with you on Uriah being a tougher fight, that's obvious to anyone who is not a brit. however, the UFC is a business first and Bisping has massive appeal over there, much more than Hall states-side. easy fight for Luke. again.
so what/who is next for Shogun? who in the 5-10 bracket of LHW's is left he hasn't fought? oh, that's right, Rashad. battle of the vets. i'd also like to see Rua rematch Gustaffson if he wins. that fight was close and competitive. thoughts?
>>67688062
Nog/Schaub is one of my favorites
>>67688130
shogun and rashad would make sense
>>67688178
the way nog throws up the victory sign almost horizontally is just perfect.
TUF in 1 bong 4 bings
>>67688130
There's Jimi Manuwa. They were originally supposed to fight back in Nov. 2014 before Jimi got injured and OSP stepped up and beat Shogun.
>>67688178
it's kind of sad we'll never see schaub get heemed again
>>67688178
Fucking hell, man. Schaub is meme worthy alright but his chin is made of fucking glass.
>>67688281
He could be coming back
>>67688291
Watch Schuab-Rothwell
He literally gets shadowrealmed
>>67688281
kek i never thought about it that way
>>67687138
on the venator card, right
>Watch Schuab-Rothwell
He literally gets shadowrealmed
Good times.
>>67688314
that's when he became a mental midget and his brain renamed itself as potato
>>67688281
Don't worry, if I ever see him I will heem him and everyone ITT.
I knew Weidman was going to pull out cause he knows that if he loses which he was going to, he can't make a case for being in the Madison Square garden card.
What a coward. It'll be fun to watch Rockhold demolish Bisping again though.
>>67688250
>>67688278
oh yeah, that fight makes sense. i guess Rashad and Manuwa and if he wins both, maybe a top 5 opponent. i wouldn't rule out retirement if he aggravates a knee, though. i still like to watch him fight but sometimes he takes too much of a beating. dude is tough as fuck.
>>67688314
>>67688357
Every fucking time. I swear there's little a thing more entertaining than Schaub getthing blasted into alternate dimensions.
>>67688441
Absolutely agree.
Uriah Hall was never my boy.
I always knew he wasn't top 5 material. Now he's losing to nobodies left and right. He's a flashy gatekeeper.
>>67688441
>[...] than Schaub getthing blasted
YES, ROGAN PUBLICLY DESTROYING HIM AND HIS CAREER
>>67677561
Awful just awful
Rockhold is going to run right through Bisping it won't even be funny or fun watching that
>>67688544
Based Rogan
>>67688314
>He could be coming back
Didn't he quit because he was already noticing early signs of brain damage from being heemed so much? Doubt he's coming back if that's the case desu
>tfw i could heem every here
/heem/ sleepy
This thread belongs to me now.
>>67689911
>implying
>>67689978
shoo
heeming this thread
With no survivors.
This is still my thread.
>>67677446
Wonderboy beats just one sig WW and all you dickclingers suddenly think he's GOAT.
You do realize Wonderboy got his ass beat by Matt "Middle of the Road" Brown, right?
And he will get beat by Rory.
Will you still be clinging to his dick then?
>>67690671
You don't even believe that ship. You hope. You better keep hoping.
>>67683282
Has he stopped hiding under a rock in Iceland yet?
Never saw a fighter get so shook that he ran off to a wasteland and hid under a rock while REAL fighters showed up at a press conference for UFC200.
new one without title to remove casuals
>>67693379
>>67683602
I could add more eventually if people make requests
>>67690798
>lost 4 years ago in his second ufc fight against an experienced veteran
yeah he's shit guys wonderboy btfo
>>67689911
I get a half chub when people repost webm's I made
>>67696790
i feel you senpai
