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>West Ham will turn their attention to signing Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, 25, after having a club record £31m bid rejected for Lyon's Alexandre Lacazette, 24. (Sun)

>Real Madrid will look to sign West Ham and France midfielder Dimitri Payet, 29, but not until after Euro 2016. (Le 10 Sport, via Talksport)

>England forward Jamie Vardy has a £25m release clause in his contract, but the 29-year-old plans to stay at champions Leicester City next season. (Bleacher Report)

>Arsenal have submitted a £51m offer to Juventus in an attempt to sign 23-year-old forward Alvaro Morata during the summer transfer window. (Corriere dello Sport, via Metro)

>Rafael Benitez has agreed to stay on as manager at Newcastle United and will be given full control over transfers as he plans for next season in the Championship. (Daily Mail)

>Real Madrid have until 15 June to trigger 25-year-old Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea's £39m release clause. (AS, via Talksport)

>Midfielder Tomas Rosicky, 35, who will leave Arsenal this summer, hopes to earn a deal elsewhere by appearing for the Czech Republic at Euro 2016. (Times - subscription required)

>Former Borussia Monchengladbach boss Lucien Favre, the best friend of Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger, is a candidate for the Everton manager's position. (Sun)

>Claudio Ranieri wants to bring £15m-rated Ajax striker Arkadiusz Milik to Leicester. The 22-year-old has scored 47 times in 76 appearances for his club. (Daily Mirror)

>Liverpool and Italy forward Mario Balotelli, 25, who is currently on loan at AC Milan, is wanted by Spanish side Espanyol. (Fichajes, via Daily Star)

>Jose Mourinho has been told the Manchester United job is his this summer if the club's owners decide to sack Louis van Gaal. (Sky Sports)
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Manchester City have been watching Schalke forward Leroy Sane for months, but must formalise their interest in the 20-year-old to avoid competition from other clubs. (Manchester Evening News)

Watford have held talks with former Inter Milan boss Walter Mazzarri and the club could appoint their new head coach by the end of this week. (Gazetta dello Sport)

Manchester United midfielder Michael Carrick, 34, who was accompanied on to the pitch on Tuesday night by his two children, may have signalled the end of his Old Trafford career. (Daily Telegraph)

Swansea are planning to make Junior Hoilett their first signing of the summer after the 25-year-old winger's contract at QPR expired. (Daily Mirror)

England captain Wayne Rooney, 30, does not believe he will be his country's main striker at Euro 2016. (Bleacher Report)

Former England Under-21 manager Stuart Pearce says Manchester United striker Marcus Rashford, 18, should not be included in Roy Hodgson's final squad for Euro 2016. (Talksport)

Swansea City are yet to receive an offer from either Sunderland or West Ham for 26-year-old striker Andre Ayew. (Sky Sports)

Tottenham Hotspur's American defender DeAndre Yedlin, 22, is open to returning to Sunderland on loan next season. (Goal.com)

Crotone, recently promoted to Serie A, could find it "impossible" to keep manager Ivan Juric following interest from Leeds United, according to one of the Italian club's directors. (Daily Express)
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>Liverpool's German winger Samed Yesil, 21, is close to joining Turkish club Trabzonspor, having spent the past season on loan at FC Luzern in Switzerland. (Daily Express)

>Port Vale manager Rob Page says defender Nathan Smith, 20, who was on loan at Torquay, will get the chance to earn a place in his first team next season. (Stoke Sentinel)

>Bristol City are eager to secure 25-year-old midfielder Korey Smith on a long-term basis, as he enters the final 12 months of his deal. (Western Daily Press)

>Sunderland must bring in fresh recruits this summer who are on a par with their January signings, says 35-year-old captain John O'Shea. (Sunderland Echo)

>Leicester midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 26, says he would not blame England boss Roy Hodgson if he ditched him for Arsenal's Jack Wilshere. (Sky Sports)

>Former Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers will have to sacrifice £10m in severance money from the Anfield club to take the manager's job at Celtic. (Daily Record)
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walkgod on nobel prize watch
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>>67670900
>Leicester midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 26, says he would not blame England boss Roy Hodgson if he ditched him for Arsenal's Jack Wilshere. (Sky Sports)
What a cuck.
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>>67670974
This .
>Be the starting midfielder for the league champions
>Get dropped for someone who's barely played 3 matches all season
>W-well I understand your decision
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>>67670974
still better than Noble
professional athletes are not meant to be that bitter outside the pitch
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>51m for morata

And retarded gooners will probably still believe it mem
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>>67671018
Actual offer Probably closer to 21m
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>>67671003
>still believing that blatant photoshop
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It's Wednesday

>wedensday will therefore win the playoff final

Heard it here first..becasue it's Wednesday you see
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Why would a top player choose to play for West Ham?
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>>67671076
THE WEST HAM WAY
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>>67671047
that would never be enough
if that's the money involved, it's probably for Zaza, not Morata

>>67671066
oh, it's fake?
i just read the post here on /sp/, wasn't quite interested enough to check the source
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>>67671115
Knowing wenger its probably for dybala
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/trans/ is now under new management. By order of the Peaky Blinders.
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>>67671076
1966 World Cup
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>>67671129
next task: burn down /arse/
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>>67671115
Wonga tried to get zaza last summer so it makes sense
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>>67670872

Why would anyone buy Vardy anyway? He's 30
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>>67671236
G U A R A N T E ED
O
A
L
S
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>>67671236
For meme magic duh
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>it's a man in the stands questions the professional coach's tactics episode
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>>67670872
>>Arsenal have submitted a £51m offer to Juventus in an attempt to sign 23-year-old forward Alvaro Morata during the summer transfer window. (Corriere dello Sport, via Metro)
Why is he so expensive again? His goalscoring record is piss poor.
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>>67671076
>muh hoofball
>muh new stadium we jewed our way into
>muh 'istery
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>>67671493

he's basically Giroud 2.0
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>>67671513
giroud scores goals
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>>67671219
How many people watch this in the UK? I never see it get talked about.
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>>67671519
sometimes
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>>67671526
I'm wondering the same thing. That show is criminally underrated
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>>67671526
>>67671567
I'll check it out, have another underrated gem.
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>>67671604
is that pep?
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>>67671620
>>67671604
L-R: Pochettino, Quique Sánchez Flores, Pep, Eva, Pulis
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>>67671526
>>67671567
great show
It gets pretty good ratings; viewership has been well above 2 million so far, with about 10% of the entire tv audience watching it as it airs
now I don't know what constitutes as good ratings in the UK, but the show should be fine

>>67671604
great show, too
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>>67671524
if it wasn't for suarez in 2014 liverpool would just be a dying mid table club, that was the only year they actually finished above tottenham
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>>67671664
and yet they still get offended when ever people describe liverpool and tottenham as being rivals for [position/player]
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>>67671526
it's somewhat big over near, nowhere near as big as it should be though
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/trans/ 2012 was probably the peak

now we're just running on fumes
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>>67671753
Dont worry im here
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Chelsea FC is delighted to announce John Terry has signed a new one-year contract...
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Which City players is Pep going to favour, and which ones will he not like?
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>>67671808
All the ex-Arsenal players, BR midfielders and Toure.
He'll sign meme players from Spain.
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>>67671785
what a brave lad
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pls stay rafa
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>Milik to Leicester
pls no, he's the only striker >we've had since Suarez who has been anywhere near half-decent
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So who will buy Nigel Reo-Coker?
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>>67671604
nice to see this appreciated abroad, probably the best thing to come out of italian television
by the way, how do they broadcast, dubbed or subbed?
half of its acting value is the use of Neapolitan dialect which is already hard to understand as an italian
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>>67671899
In England it will be subtitled, we don't do dubs
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>>67671870
Rafa pls.
Do it for Figs.
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>>67671907
good good, i'm not against dubs in general but here they don't use a standardized language so it would definitely lose something translated

by the way if you like this try to watch Romanzo Criminale (not the film, the series)
it's somewhat similar and pretty good as well
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>>67671944

I'm against dubs they absolutely suck, except for your dubs lad, those are based
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>>67671944
>>67671955
Stop this.
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>>67671957
stop ruining things
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>Their highlight of the season is ending one point above Spurs

IS there a literally more pathetic fanbase than Arsenals?
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>>67671957
k
sorry
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>>67671965
Not even like the last 2 seasons where they had a trophy to celebrate
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>>67671524
>southampton's stairway
the meme you call dead hasn't even been born yet, lads.
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>>67671965
t. butthurt yid
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>>67671740
he looks pretty big, and jewish
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>>67671524
>>67672002
>Southampton finished 8th in 2014
It just seems so overlooked due to what happened above them
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>>67672013
that's because he is a big jewish guy
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>>67672018
overlooked? people didn't stop going on about them being raided in the offseason
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Is Conte going to make Chelsea great again?
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>Favre in England

He already crumbled under the pressure at Hertha and Gladbach. They'll have to drag him out of a plane to Switzerland before every training session.
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>>67672041
Hopefully.
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>>67672027
4u xD, good show though, i find the accents hard to pick, is that actually what people sound like in birmingham?
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>>67671961
>>67671971
Ah lads, you're alright.
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>>67672041

no
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>>67672050
>plane to Switzerland
i love this euphemism. i wonder how swiss people feel about it.
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>>67672051

Serious question, why do you support a cancer club that is actively ruining the sport?
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>>67672065
birmingam has been taken over by shariah law so no. native birmingham is more broad you can't understand shit they say
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>>67672073
That's a euphemism? I meant it quite literal.
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>>67670872
THIS IS THE INSTRUMENT OF YOUR LIBERATION
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>>67670872
Napoli have signed Empoli center back Lorenzo Tonelli (10M euros) and are looking to acquire Serie B top goalscorer Lapadula as soon as possible (Also 10M euro). As for Higuain, no news yet.

Juve might pick up Pjanic from Roma by triggering his 38M euro release clause.

Roma are themselves investigating the possibility of trading Inter poacher Mauro Icardi for Edin Dzeko + an unknown amount in cash.
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>>67672079
>implying Barca, Real and Bayern aren't worse
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>>67672085
Yeah, for killing yourself. Because of Dignitas. As odd as it might sound suicide tourism actually brings in a fair bit of money.
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>>67672085
oh, literally just going to his homeland, and not going there to commit suicide?
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>>67672112
>Clubs with a real history and fanbase are much worse than my plastic oligarch club!!1!
wew
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>>67672114
Jaysis. What.
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>>67672114
>>67672128
>>67672085
drag him out of a germanwings plane?
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>>67672114
Suicide as in Sterbehilfe?
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>>67671824
>not liking Fernandinho
I seriously hope Pep doesn't do this
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>>67672131
People come here to kill themselves at the Dignitas clinic. While they're here they figure they might as well try some of the local food, and see some of the sights.
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>Manchester United and Arsenal have failed in their attempts to sign Cavani, with the player set to join Juventus (Corriere dello Sport)

I just wish he'd fucking move already so we don't have to hear about him every window
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What are the chances of united signing anyone good?
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>>67672172
5%
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Lukaku's dad saying he'll leave Everton and he thinks he should play for Bayern Munich or Man U.

Does Lukaku seriously think he should be getting a game ahead of Lewandowski?

Also, should all players who use the "I should be playing in the Champions League" excuse be banned from the sport?
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>>67670872

>Rafael Benitez has agreed to stay on as manager at Newcastle United

138 points next year lads
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>>67671785
why is the photographer beneath him?
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>>67672186

>should all players who use the "I should be playing in the Champions League" excuse be banned from the sport?

No, they should be made to play for some Turkroach or Austrian club full of nobodies and get 6 group games in the CL each year.
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>>67672172
does mou count
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>>67672172

they'll sign lots of good players, then turn them to shit
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>>67672156
I've always liked you Switzerland.

>>67672186
PARK SUNG WHEREVER YOU MAY BEEEE
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>>67672186
>I should be playing in the Champions League
Here, go to Malmo
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>>67672172

100%

Reus incoming
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>>67672156
it's ideal place for a suicide clinic. if you take the railway route through jungfraujoch and still want to kill yourself, you know it's for real.

dignitas seems depressing as fuck. a blue house that resembles a shipping container in the middle of an industrial estate. if you had any doubts, that sort of environment would also finish the job off.
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>>67672187
will tim krul stay? he seems like a player destined to be there forever.
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>>67672236
War and suicide took away many, drink took care of the rest.
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>>67672186

>implying we want the useless lumbering lump of mercenary shit at old trafford

he thinks very highly of himself doesn't he?
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>>67671526
what show is this
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>>67672244

Probably, just because I don't think anyone would want him. Everton could do with a new keeper I suppose.
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>>67670872
>Real Madrid will look to sign West Ham and France midfielder Dimitri Payet, 29, but not until after Euro 2016. (Le 10 Sport, via Talksport)
Missed /trans/
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>>67672262
Peaky Blinders - it's on netflix
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Apparently quite a few Liverpool fans are getting mixed up at EuroAirport, and ending up in France. If only there were some sign, telling them which way to go.
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>>67672260

Stupidly highly of himself for a guy who hasn't scored in 10 games.

Every interview he does he cant help himself. Doesn't want to play for Chelsea because he's too good to be sitting on the bench. Everton spend 28 million on him and he's agitating to leave after just two seasons because he's too good for Everton.

Constantly says stupid shit like he wants to be the best striker in the world.

"I'm 23 this summer and it's time I should be comparing myself alongside the best players in the world in the Champions League."

Drogba wasn't doing that until he was 27 you arrogant cunt.
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>>67672206
>Napoli finally have a chance of not getting a group of death
YEEEEEE BOIIII
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>Hazard, Courtois, and Terry all 100% confirmed staying
>Conte signed nice and early

James Rodriguez signed before the end of May, Oscar out before mid-June
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>>67672262
Tis Peaky Blinders loike.

>>67672276
Haha what??
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>>67672276
they are just lucky they have tickets
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>>67672288
I honestly don't know. There are signs everywhere, saying 'This way to Switzerland, that way to France'. Admittedly EuroAirport isn't the easiest airport to navigate, due to it officially serving two countries, and unofficially serving a third, but it's not hard to get around either.
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>>67672172
we'll probably settle for some mid-table shithouses like mane
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>>67672332
The team thats starts the FA Cup finals will be the team for next season.
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Apparently Klopp is gonna sell a shit load of players in the summer, Henderson, Moreno, Mignolet, Lallana, Sturridge are availavble for the right price. How many summers do we have to dismantle our squad because of piss poor recruitment?
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>>67672340
what do you base that on mystic meg
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>>67672362
I see it, feelingly.
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any updates on the gf to me situation?
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>>67672276
this isn't the first time quite a few Liverpool fans have ended up going in the wrong gate.
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>>67672130
They're all the same plastic shit nowadays
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>>67672172
John Stones for £65m and Dele Alli for £80m plus add ons.
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>>67671076
DEY WUZ KANGZ. DEY WUN DE WORLD CUP
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>>67672386
Ryan Mason*
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>>67672398

Who wouldn't want to go out on the lash with Andy Carroll?
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>>67672375
gf's agent has expressed that gf might struggle to settle in and perform in the rowdy atmosphere of shitposter fc stadium.
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Me on de right.
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any update on sanches to united?
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>club I bandwagon (no not Shitty) has American bandwagoners as well
>they suggest >we should sign Yedlin

Lord give me strength
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>>67672360
Klopp wont sell Lallana or Sturridge.
Lallana suits his playstyle perfectly and Sturridge is one of the best goalscorers in the prem
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>>67672434

>Sturridge is one of the best goalscorers in the prem
>le one good season man
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>>67672410
does anyone ever buy this shit? she should just come out and admit she's joining chad fc for the cock
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>>67672434
Sturridge is gonna break down in pre-season when Klopp goes full Third-Reich training on Liverpool's asses.
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>>67672434
Klopp clearly doesn't rate Studge. It took Origi getting killed for le dancing monkey to get game time.
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>>67672434
M8 I'm pretty sure giroud has scored more goals on average across the same amount of appearances compared to sturridge. He's alright, not one of the best.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEaeX8UyQTU

Reminder 606 was and always will be GOAT. I expect everyone ITT to make 606 threads active again starting next season.
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>>67672465
Giroud's scored 82 goals in 188 games for Arsenal, Sturridge has 52 in 90.
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>>67672488

About 1 in 2.
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>>67672465
>>67672446
Sturridge has a better goals/minute ratio than Vardy and Kane this season. He's just perma-crocked.
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>>67672497
.43 PPG/.57 is a big difference.
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>>67672534
giroud is the most complete striker in europe though
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>>67672511

>He's just perma-crocked.

right so he's shit then
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you can really tell who the plebs are ITT when they actually rate sturridge
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>>67672279
What's Drogba have to do with anything?
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>>67672555
He would be great if he wasn't a a permacrock.
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>>67672555
>always injured
>comes back after months and still scores for fun

why dont you rate him
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>>67672594
fucked his gf and/or that stupid dance
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>>67672360
Lallana isn't going anywhere, Klopp likes him and he's underrated as fuck. The others can fuck off though.
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>>67672279
>being ambitious is bad

He might hit the wall head first sooner or later, but his career choices so far (loan to West Brom, transfer to Everton) have turned out pretty well.

He wants to get the most out of his career. I'm not saying he'd do well at Man Utd or Bayern, but there's a difference between being ambitious and being arrogant is what I'm saying.
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Who is the best (east) Asian player in the PL?
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Is Lukaku even that good?
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>>67672626
okazaki
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>>67672626
Ki
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>>67672626
jedinak
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>>67672186

>I should be playing in the Champions League

Then get your team there, faggot. I watched Pookaku put a hundred free headers wide of the net this season.
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>>67672487
based Robbeh
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>>67672626
Okazaki. Why are Japs so much better than Gooks at everything?
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>>67672626

that nip who plays for leicester, can't remember his name
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>>67672487
>>67672648
>Liking Robbie Savage

Literally a fool proof cunt identifier. Bet you pricks wear flip flops and shop at Topman don't you.
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>>67672650
m8 Dong Fangzhuo is the greatest Asian player of all time
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>>67672658
nout wrong with topman mate
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>>67672487
I thought Spurs being the best team in the league was just an /sp/ meme.
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>>67672663
He was pretty GOAT at Antwerp. But then ManU had to recall him so they could ruin the rest of his career. Feel bad for the guy.
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>>67672280
i have faith in Napoli, they could reach the QF easily
that if Higuain stays ofc, he's incredible
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>>67672565

He's friends with Drogba who is also a mentor of his and he often compares himself to him.
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Hello have Chelsea bought Higuain and Lukaku yet?
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>>67672719
no but they signed a legendary defender
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>>67672618

He's not 'ambitious' he's just the worst of modern day mercenaries. Refuses to put his dues in at Chelsea and demands a transfer to a club where he will be first on the team sheet every week.

Two seasons and he's agitating to leave that club now because they aren't good enough for his deluded sense of how good he is.

Who wants a player like that? Who would want to spend big money on a player who will throw a hissy fit if he doesn't start every week and will agitate to leave whenever the team isn't doing well?

He hasn't scored in 10 games and thinks he's starting for Bayern Munich. Fail to score for three games in a row at the kind of club he thinks he should be playing for and he'll be dropped to the bench and never heard of again.
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what's summer going to bring >us la
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>>67672746
some bundes rejects
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>>67672746
nothing but disappointment
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I can't imagine Mourinho signing Lukaku desu, if Lukaku goes to United it means that Mourinho isn't imho.
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>>67672626
Mile Jedinak with a good Australian name. We're Asians now.
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>>67672746
Rooney lifting a trophy
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>>67672041
Yeah but he'll need 2-3 seasons.
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>>67672746

a fuck load of obscure german/turkish players that klopp will turn into the next goats

also gotze and matip
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>>67672728
To be fair Everton has been a steaming pile of shit this sewson (especially last half) so it's not like he's had a lot to work with. Agree with you though. He seems like the typical American nigger to me
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A ton of Scouser and Arse delusion
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>>67672156

Do you have to be terminally ill?
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>>67672728

playing for everton though

there is only so much booing a man can take
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>>67672460
Origi is the next drogba m8
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>>67672792

yes, or a sevilla fan
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>>67672626
Son
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>>67672798

Drogba was shit, the most overrated oplayer in the history of the league, his goal ratio was absolute wank and he was a diving cheat who fell on the floor if you so much as brushed past him anywhere on the pitch
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>>67672746
gotze
zielinski
karius
markGOATvic back from kebab holiday
wee joe gomez back from the dead
selling all our shit players
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>>67672792
You don't have to be terminally ill, but you do have to have either a mental or physical illness that causes particularly bad suffering. Like cluster headaches, they won't kill you, but they're awful enough that they can count as a reason.
>>
>>67672813
>I started watching football 2 years ago: the post
underage detected
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>>67672839

I watched his entire premier league career, he's terrible, just because he did the occasional memorable thing everyone thinks he's a premier league goat
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>>67672831
>markGOATvic
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>>67672375
Deal has broken down on personal terms. Gf says she was expecting a better package.
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>>67672833
what if I fake agoraphobia
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>>67672858
brenny hated him for some resson :( poor lad
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>>67672865

she wanted at least a 7inch sum, but his offer was way below that
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>>67672833
What about self-diagnosed depression?

>>67671965
No. Pic related.
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>>67672375
Gf has switched her allegiance to the Chad national team.
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>>67672878
>>67672865
i thought this was a bully free zone
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>>67672928
>vanilla
KYS
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>>67672858
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>>67672781

He's scored three league goals in 2016, he's right in there with the rest of the steaming pile of shite.
>>
Is Brenny the new Celtic manager yet?
>>
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>
Spurs want Schürrle according to SportBild
http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topics/from-germany-tottenham-work-on-deal-for-attacker-levy-vying-for-d
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>>67672833

What if I have a small willy
>>
>>67673113
That definitely wouldn't be enough.
>>
>>67672041
He's overrated imo.
>>
>Manchester United fan calls off her wedding after 'falling in love' with star Adnan Januzaj
>Mai Alexander, 24, developed a crush on the winger after watching his United debut in August 2013 and quickly became infatuated with him
>Mai was so convinced she was in a relationship with the Premier League footballer that she stopped hugging and kissing her long-term boyfriend because it felt like cheating.
>When her friends suggested she might never be with him she became suicidal.
>Incredibly, devoted Stefan has stayed with her through it all - even when she cancelled their engagement - and the couple's wedding is now fixed for 2018.

>Man Utd fans
>Britcucqs

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/manchester-united-fan-calls-wedding-7995049
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>>67673188
lmao why would you stay with that through a mental illness
>>
Januzaj is pretty hot though

He has that "breastfed until age 14" look about him
>>
>>67673202
Mancucks
>>
>>67672186
Bony 2.0, if goes to a big club he'll be exposed as a mediocre footballer that he really is.
>>
>>67673202
maybe she was one of the few brit women that look like women, it would be understandable
>>
>>67673247
i can't help but feel your sledge was lost in translation
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>>67673202

Why would you support someone you loved who was suffering from mental health issues? Good question.

I think a better question would be why would you sell your story to a newspaper?
>>
Premier League prize money for 2015/16:
1. Arsenal - £101m
2. Man City - £96.8m
3. Man United - £96.3m
4. Spurs - £95m
5. Leicester - £93m
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>>67673321
Why did Leicester get less?
>>
>>67673384
TV appearances
>>
Sky sources: The consortium looking to buy Aston Villa want Roberto Di Matteo as head coach
>>
worst time to get relegated
>>
>>67673470
>villa would have literally got £100m for finishing 20th

fucking insane
>>
>>67673188
as if maisy couldn't get uglier, someone genetically spliced her with wayne rooney
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>>67672658
nah he's been insufferable for 99% of his existence
he's absolutely right in that 606 bit though
>>
kek

Lets a start a rumour, /trans/
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>>67673545
why the fuck would Marca report a move by Agger from Brondby to Newcastle anyway lel

obviously we should start this one
>>
>>67673545
Fernando to Everton
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>>67673545
Sterling to Liverpool
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>>67673545
gf to wojak
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>>67673545
Kemme to me
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>>67673545
Dubs decide

Caroll to liverpool
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>>67672487
HUSSEIN STOP TALKING
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>>67673545
Jorginho to united
>>
>>67673545
Benteke to Everton
>>
>>67673673

Jermaine Defoe to AC Milan
>>
>>67673545
Benteke to Leicester
>>
>>67673545
Borini to the italian NT
oh wait
>>
>>67673545
the arsenal double swoop for kante and mahrez has been reported a few times already. would be good to add more fuel to that fire.
>>
>all these liverslip threads about the meme cup

what went wrong
>>
>>67672332
>not wanting DAS IT MANE
>>
>>67673545
Lacazette to Leicester
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>>67673740
Rafa benitez took them from the premier league's elite (they never won but they had a few title challenges and always qualified for europe) to the mid-table side we see today. His shitty signgings, rotation of players during the season and defensive style has made every club he's managed (with the exception of valencia) worse off
>>
>>67673545
Tello to Stoke
>>
It's raining again

Why do I bother trying to go outside
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>>67673877
ding ding ding
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>>67673887
tfw want to go to the shop to pick up some crisps, sprite and maybe some kiwi's but i can't be bothered taking a shower
>>
>>67673887
>>67673921
You neets?
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>>67673921
Don't need a shower to go shop la

Just go in your jimjams innit
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>>67673939
Yes, but I hope not for too much longer
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>>67673921
>crisps
they're called chips ('ships') and you know it.
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>>67674001
>ships
>>
>West Ham are in talks to secure the services of promising Argentinian striker Jonathan Calleri
>>
>>67674032
>West Ham linking themselves with everyone
>>
>>67674032
>going from lacazette to wilson to benteke to a literal who
>>
>tfw Javi Martinez will never actually come to Liverpool
>>
>>67672700
>Higuain staying
De Laurentiis is gonna take 75 million from PSG and laugh all the way to the bank
>>
>>67670872
>>Arsenal have submitted a £51m offer to Juventus in an attempt to sign 23-year-old forward Alvaro Morata during the summer transfer window. (Corriere dello Sport, via Metro)

So, complete bollocks, what a surprise.
>>
>>67672922
>it's the shitposter Austrian is shitposting in other threads about a club in another country edition

Pathetic.
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>>67674008
That's how we pronounce 'chips'.
Just like some people say 'sweeter' instead of 'sweater'
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I seriously hope Dybala's not going to Barcelona

>>67674057
Literally the best Argentinian striker below Dybala
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>>67671965
I wonder if people on /sp/ purposely ignore /arse/ to make their narrative fit.

Protip. Nobody in /Arse/ was celebrating.
>>
Ricardo Rodriguez to City when
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>>67674133
Ricardo Rodriguez to United when
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>>67674089
its called a jumper
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>>67674089
>some people say 'sweeter' instead of 'sweater'
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>>67673470
That's wrong though. Arsenal finished 2nd, so don't they get even more?
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>>67674088
>>
>tfw Manchester United
>no real targets with LvG there

If DDG says he's leaving unless lvg is gone then you better get your ass in gear and send that Dutch failure packing
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>>67674151
Only by low social class scum like yourself.

Cardigan desu.
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>>67674089
>>
>>67674195
a cardigan is different to a jumper
>>
>>67674195
cardigans have buttons down the front

jumpers/sweaters have to go over your head
>>
ITT you make your teams starting 11 next season
>>
>>67674195
neck yourself
>>
/trans/ is back!
>>
>>67674226
>>67674221
As I said, maybe for your lowies.

>>67674235
Sorry, I'm not poor or a criminal, I have my own necker, thanks.
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Can anything stop us next season?
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>>67674272
you've given up any chance of retaining la casette?
>>
/Liv/ roundup:

Confirmed:

>Matip (free)
>Grujić (5m)

All But Confirmed:

>Zielinksi

Moves Being Made:

>Karius
>Götze

Hurry up and replace Moreno, then add a decent CM and we're getting somewhere.
>>
lmao

>>67674134
>>
>>67674272
PSG probably
>>
>>67674106
>I wonder if people on /sp/ purposely ignore /arse/ to make their narrative fit

I purposely ignore /arse/ because I don't want to catch autism.
>>
>no mahrez moving news

YES. I KNEW HE WOULD WANT TO STAY WITH THE BOYS <3
>>
>>67674230
I can't, people will call me a bandwagoner

no it's not the plastic blue club from Manchester
>>
>>67674272
where is meme casette and crockenier going?
>>
>>67674287
just start brad smith lad
>>
>>67674284
Yes and I rate Ben Yedder more anyway.
>>
>>67674287
>Gotze
>moving to a team that won't be in Europa next season let alone CL

Toppest of kekes.
>>
>>67674296
So do I, but I'm not a retard in thinking that the biggest shitposters on this board were celebrating.

I'm sure every single person who posted about it on Sunday was an Arselicker.
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>>67674300
you can't bandwagon southampton
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>>67674313
you just jinxed it, asshole
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Anyone know what this is about?
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>>67674336
>>
>>67674287
Need a new CB too since Sakho is getting banned
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>>67672626
>>
>>67674371

Apparently Klipperty wants Toure to stay on another season. We'll be drowning in deadwood CBs by August at this rate.

Only worry is Klopp will want to bring in that donkey Subotic if we get rid of Sakho/Skrtel/Lovren.
>>
>>67674230
------------------De Gea
Darmian-Smalling-Laporte-Rodriguez
---------Schneiderlin-Nainggolan
----mkhitaryan--Rooney--Martial
------------------Griezman
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>>67674356
I completely forgot Markovic existed. Has he been injured all season or something?
>>
>>67674407
On loan in turkey
may he rest in peace
>>
>>67674403

>5 first team singings in one window

That always works out class. Just ask Liverpool or Tottenham.
>>
>>67674407
Loaned at Ferniebarchie.
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>>67674230
---------------------Lloris
Walker-----Toby---------Vert------Rose
---------------Dier-------Dembélé
Eriksen----------Kovacic-----------Alli
----------------------Kane
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>>67674403
Shaw?
>>
>>67674304
Grenier to a Serie A team probably.
Lacazette to anyone ready to pay 50m
>>
>>67674356
probably accused of incest

which most Liverpool fans and players are guilty of
>>
>>67674416
>not trusting louis
>>
>>67674391
Subotic is better than any of these tßh.
>>
>>67674391
>Apparently Klipperty wants Toure to stay on another season.We'll be drowning in deadwood CBs by August at this rate.
Not as first choice. Skrtel will be sold and Caulker's loan will end and we'll be left with two available CBs come August, three if you include Gomez. 4 CBs (Sakho, Lovren, Toure and ???) seems reasonable
>>
>>67674288
>confusing me with the Arsenal Austrian
Ouch.
>>
West Ham has signed Håvard Nordtveit on a five-year deal, for free. Pretty great signing on their part.
>>
Any United news yet?
>>
>>67674686

If the mad Dutchman stays nobody wants to play for them. No news until there are van Gaal news.
>>
>>67674492

Debatable. I think our defensive coaching has been utter shite ever since Rafa left and the players we have there, while not world beaters, are clearly better than we're making them look.

For example, Lovren was imperious in the Southampton defence before we brought him, and Skrtel was one of the better CBs in the League when Pellegrino was still coaching the first-team.

I dread to think of Subo making one of his 35-yard bombing runs with the likes of Lovren or Skrtel left behind to cover.

>>67674499

Just don't see any use in him. Gomez could fill his place quite adequately, then Matip will come in and presumably go to the top of the pecking order. We still have Ilori as 5th choice cover if needs be.
>>
Xhaka agreed to join Arsenal €40-50m
>>
>>67674230
meme formation incoming
>>
>>67674784
'no'
>>
>>67674816
Says so on Reddit
>>
>>67674800
>Laporte
>Kante
>Chelsea

Kek
>>
>>67672426
That nigga sucks, all pace no skills.
Would be perfect for any epl team tBh.
>>
>>67674800
Christensen is stuck on loan for another year, isn't he? Desu I don't think Conte will play 352 but if he does I expect Cuadrado to start, at least at first, probably for Pedro there.
>>
>>67674230
--------------------leno
clyne---lovren-----sakho/matip----moreno
-------------can-------------milner
gotze-------------qtinho----------firminho
---------------------studge
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>>67675138
>Gotze on the right wing
I hope you are implying a lot of fluidity
>>
>>67675168
of course, that's how based jurgen usually sets the team up
>>
>>67672416
You look like you belong here.
>>
>>67675138
B-But Lallana has been great this season

I honestly don't even want gotze. Rather we signed a better fucking left back
>>
>>67672206
>Rostov
literally the Russian Leicester
>>
>>67675138
>Leno
You are signing Karius.
>>67675229
good luck finding a competent LB
>>
>>67671526

As soon as jewish women were off the menu I stopped watching desu
>>
>>67675294
Sure, but again I'd much rather a LB than another Attacking midfielder
>>
>>67675138
>Firmino
Lallana is better
>Studge
He'll be permaded
>>
>>67672700

He's also a bottler
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>>67675321
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lallana is better
>>
>>67675181

At dirtmund it was
Jacob--Goatze--Reus
>>
>>67675368
Getting tired of the "Firmino is good" meme desu
>>
if west ham got lacazette and tore they could literally and non memeingly win the league.

good thing there isn't a fart's chance in hell of that happening.
>>
>>67675407
He's good, but he's nothing amazing.
He's around Lukaku's level I'd say.
Nowhere near good enough to carry his team to top 4 yet.
>>
Who are spurs signing?
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>>67675399
>>
>>67675452
Nir Bitton for 6 million
>>
>>67673247
Have you seen the photo in the article?
>>
>Rafael Benitez has agreed to stay on as manager at Newcastle United and will be given full control over transfers as he plans for next season in the Championship. (Daily Mail)


Thank god rafa is staying. now they just need to finally make some good signing for the premier league
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>terry is back another year

dont give a fuck if hazshit stays or not im happy
>>
>>67674403
>man u getting micky

May as well put Messi and Ronaldo on the wings.
>>
seriously how the hell did spurs still end up below arsenal after a great season? are they just cursed?
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Any updates on the Abu Hajaar to ISIS situation?
>>
>>67672041
Depends on how many people he can buy off.
>>
>>67675663
collapsed mentally after the West Brom match

2-2 Chelsea
1-2 Southampton
5-1 Newcastle

that, and their season has been overrated
>>
>>67674403

>a literally who instead of shaw

no
>>
>>67675663
They choked massively. They got 2 draws and 2 losses in their last 4 games. Just 1 win in any of those fixtures would have guaranteed them 2nd place.

Those games were
West Brom H (1-0 up, ended 1-1)
Chelsea A (2-0 up, ended 2-2)
Southampton H (1-0 up, ended 1-2)
Newcastle A (5 fucking 1 to an already relegated team)
>>
>>67675663
The EPL seasons are written by Wenger. But with the caveat he cannot win the EPL.
>>
>>67675663
>the result was assumed to be Spurs 2nd for so long that newspapers were printing prize money awards before the match was over.
>>
>transfer window not open
>/trans/ made regardless

F U C K T H I S S H I T
>>
>>67675735
Oi fatty, walk on (towards the camera).
>>
Why am I not hyped for today game? oh wait, it's because you playing a fucking final midweek, just play them next sunday ffs
>>
>>67675755
Europa is always midweek irrelevancy stop being an autist.
>>
>>67675735
Have you bothered washing your greasy ass face yet?
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>>67675780
It's a final and it should be treated as much. And since we are at it, it's a joke that both EL semis were on at the same time.
>>
>Sevilla have only won 4 games away from home all season
>Made two cup finals and finished 7th in the league
Fucking hell, I don't even know what to make of that
>>
Realistically, this is the best window we can hope for. Also, it would be nice if Studge went 4 weeks without permacrocking himself.
>>
>>67675780
good post.

no-one will give a shit next year if Liverpool won the Europa whilst people still talk about Chelski's win in the CL.
>>
>>67673545
Joey Barton to Cuty
>>
Ibra to WEST AM confirmed yet?
>>
>>67675831
allen is coming to swansea you mug.
>>
>>67675831
We'll ptobably go for Hector over Bertrand, but yeah that's all we'd need to mount a pretty serious title challenge. Winning tonight is key though, I doubt we'll get Gotze otherwise
>>
>>67675755
Yeah that doesnt make sense. is there anything big happening this weekend? I knows its not champs league but come on
>>
>>67675831
Ojo looks better than Ibe.
>>
>>67675830
How can you think anything but good? The away form is fucked but if it wields a tiny league drop along two cup finals who cares.
>>
lads im finally getting hype for da yuros
>>
>>67675916
Cup final, uefa know no one will care about this match if it was on saturday
>>
>>67675916
fa cup final on saturday
>>
>>67675916
4cc cup knockout stages + a bunch of national (us, england, belarus) cup finals.
>>
>>67675755
>>67675916
domestic finals you complete and utter plastics
>>
>>67675928
Shocking how you can be that high in the league purely on home form alone
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Any updates on the 80s Kate Bush to my waifu situation yet lads?
>>
>>67675925

Ojo is a good shout.

Of the lot I posted, I honestly expect Ibe, Allen, Skrtel and possibly Markovic and Mignolet to leave. I'm sure Klopp will bring in some literally who's to pad the bench with, hopefully a winger or two because we're in desperate need.
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Fergie would sign Kane and Payet this summer and win the league
>>
>>67675985
Needs a deal with God.
>>
>>67675983
There is literally nothing relevant being played on Sunday.
>>
>>67676024
he would have won the league with the current utd side

thank god he retired or we'd never get leicester meme magic
>>
>>67675983
yeah of course I get this comment.

I am sorry but we dont get too much soccer talk in this parts of the world. people only care about epl and champs league and thats it.

Also I follow newcastle who seem to get knocked out of all the cups on the first game
>>
>>67676038
There's still the chance that a team could be in a Domestic Cup final and the EL final
>>
>>67676067
Then postpone the national cup. Or even better, play the EL on the day before the CL.
>>
>>67676094
>postpone the national cup
>For the irrelevant dreg of EL
Nah m8
>>
>More breaking news and it's all happening very quickly at Villa Park.

>Chinese businessman Dr Toniy Xia has completed his takeover of Aston Villa.

>The club will also announce their new manager shortly.

Are Villa gonna be good now?
>>
>>67676274
"no"
>>
Putting a tenner on Southampton getting top 4 next season
>>
>>67676274
End of the week. Nothing is confirmed.

>>67676284
>I like losing money: The post

kek.
>>
>>67676311
I'll make sure to drop poo on you from my private jet la
>>
>>67676284
i don't see the point in these long game bets

obviously it's nice if you win a lot of money like the leicester guys, but most of the time it's just a waste and the outcome is so far in the future that it doesnt bring any excitement
>>
>>67676344
I'm no good at tactical betting so I just go long game and hope for the best
>>
>>67670987
Wilshere's England form is insanely good though. That's why he's going.
>>
>>67671076
Money and London.
>>
>>67676274
inb4 tan 2.0 and he changes the club's colours to blue and white
>>
>>67670987
>I'm not taking walcott, he hasn't played enough
>I'm taking Jack, he's only played 20 minutes
>>
Deeney should have been picked for England
>>
>>67676516
one of my flatmate unironically believes this
>>
>LVG: 5th
>Moyes: 7th
>Ferguson: 11th

Man LVG is so bad amirite LOOL
mou for the win xd
>>
>>67674272

>Cornet
m8 I hope he's not starting team next season, hopefully some PL club panick-buys him 20m bc pacy and decent scoring this year, helping >us keeping FékAzette together in our formidable outil!

perfect combination would be China buying Grenier and our dwarf pornstar
>>
>>67676601
you're a bellend mate
>>
>>67676601
What are you comparing?
>>
>>67675261
>one match left
>2 points behind and a much worse goal difference
>they'll fail to win the league unless CSKA lose and they win
>>
really wish people would stop shilling Wilshit for England tbqh

yeah his international form is better than his club form but Drinkwater/Noble deserve it a lot more this year

plus he's a little dickhead
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>>67677074
Even Cork deserves it more.
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You know remember the Shelvey hype
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>>67677144
swansea are shite
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https://twitter.com/ASFCofficial/status/733042692654006274

>Accrington Stanley
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>>67672728
he was already making noises about leaving at the end of last season

Still a 1000x better than Berahino who has a similar attitude
>>
Forster
Clyne Lovren Gomez Flanagan
Milner Henderson
Gotze
Coutinho Firmino
Sturridge


Who can stop us
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>>67677144
a fucking brilliant quality post
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/20879287

>PL flop
>triple EL winner

I'm not even sure who to greentext more.
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>>67685497

Reminds me of forlan
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>>67684079
>>Accrington Stanley

Who are they??
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>>67684372
>wellcuck and wilshit will get to go to euros despite being injured most of the season and not accomplishing anything for their teams simply because they had good games for england in the past

Literally no other team does this, even the fucking eastern european shitholes are sending the players with the best performances in their respective positions in the past season
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>>67685538
To be fair, 2012/13 Reading were absolutely terrible aside from that one month of the season when Adam le Reddit was unstoppable.

So maybe Carrico flopping wasn't really his fault.
>>
Sané to City is done, you heard it here first.
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>>67671526
I watch it and I love it.
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Who will Rafa sign for Newcastle in the champo?
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>>67685697
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>>67690320
Michael Carrick
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I've heard we're in to sign Jesus
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>>67672187

who is this semen demon
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>>67685697
wellblack's out of the squad lad, he's fucked til october or something. agree about wheelchair though
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>>67696428
Good, we need a miracle worker
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>>67684372
>Who can stop us
southampton probably, as forster signed a new deal, probably doesn't fancy a sideways move, and the board have put a plug in the firesale transfer window approach.
>>
>>67696614
>October

Try february
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>>67696663
sideways is being very generous to Liverpool, southampton are better full stop
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>>67696605
It's a trap.
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>>67684372
Why would Goatse take a huge step down to a team who will challenge for nothing next year.
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>>67676274
I think within two years back up to the prem. They will get themselves a manager who knows how to win the championship.
>>
From the moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup, I say a little prayer for Mou.
>>
>>
>>67697423
West Ham and Southampton were just fucking embarrassing this season.
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>>67697377
Does he have a website? I heard great photos.
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Michy Bats gonna sig for spurs after the cup final
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>Liverslip
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>>67697475
imagine if liverslip won, imagine the state of /sp/ right now

thank you based sevilla

ABLs always win
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>>67697484
>imagine the state of /sp/ right now
I don't think it would be that bad, no one cares who wins the EL
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>>67697484
>imagine if liverslip won

Imagination is the only way we'd ever see something like that happen
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>>67670872
>>67670900
>Rosicky playing at EUROS
>Wilshere playing at EUROS
What the FUCK?
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>>67697492
You should have seen the amount of Liverpool threads before the game then. Mostly Americans too.
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>>67697484
>imagine the state of /sp/ right now
20 threads of klopp making quirky faces
A sticky celebration playing YNWA on loop since everything gets a bloody sticky these days
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>>67697492

spics do
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>>67697484
Yeah but I am tired of Sevilla winning the el
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>>67697514
yeah but they have a tiny presence here
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>>67697516
Everyone else should stop being so shit imo.
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>>67697535
or maybe sevilla should
>couldn't best pellegrino's shitty
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>>67697535

>everyone else should start caring imo

fixed that for you lad
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>>67697542
Europa league just has that awful championship quality feel to it desu

Sevilla just run a lot and rely on pace in behind and big blokes in midfield

Makes it fun though
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>>67697548
liverpool and man u cared
southampton might've
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>>67697548
Only team that half arsed it was Spuds. Face it, our teams are a joke in Europe right now.
>>
James to Bayern when?
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>>67697567
west ham threw a game against some moldovian team
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>>67697567
That's because eternal transfers and overpaying shitplayers and most clubs being cucks to jew agents who happily dump the shit of European and South American football on to English clubs.
Stop this.
Promote more English lads.
Or else English football will be all Africans and Muslims.
>>
>>67697567

Why should they bother when they can make more money in the league? If they have to make a choice about when to rest players because of the retarded fixture schedule they'll do it in the EL every single time.

UEFA need to take a long hard look at this shitty arsed excuse for a comp because making teams play on Thursday when they have important league games on saturday is beyond retarded.
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>>67697593
I think EPL problem is piss poor managers.
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>>67672186
Lewandowski's going to Real.
CR7 to PSG.
So Lukaku to Buyern is pretty much a done deal.
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>>67697603
>play on Thursday when they have important league games on saturday is beyond retarded.
But they never do. When a team plays EL, their league matches get moved to Sunday.
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>>67697613
>Kult Kloppo
>Bilic
>Poch
>Koeman
>shit
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>>67697613
It's defo because we don't have enough brave English lads
>>
I think we'll see teams putting more effort into the EL this season, since the competition for top 4 looks so fierce now. Man Utd, Southampton and West Ham would really benefit from winning it.
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>>67697613
By your logic everything should be fine next season then.
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Why should I be excited for this signing? How is he any better than say, Aaron Ramsey?
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>>67697661
Well, not fine because it takes some time but it should improve. I don't rate Conte though, I want this to be clear.
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>>67697677
because he's good looking
>>
You now remember Phil Jones
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>>67697677
Do you like yellow cards? Because you're going to see lots of them.
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>>67697750
cunt can't stop getting injured

should just sell him off for like £5m or something
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>>67697677
You shouldn't be because it isn't happening
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>>67697760
bpl refs let a lot go though
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>>67697750
Still rate him desu, shame about the injuries
>>
>>67697573
>Practically match your transfer record for an 18 year old from Portugal
>Ready to throw 10s of millions at a Halal player who can't get gametime
What's happened to Buyern's transfer committee?
>>
Any updates on the James to Liverpool situation?
>>
>>67697765
>Paying £5m for Phil Jones
Could only be Sunderland
>>
>Everyone blaming Moreno for the loss because Master Carragher told them to do so
Phil 'Barca-quality' Coutinho was God awful yesterday. Never mind Firminho doing his casper impression all night.
>>
>>67697835
they would pay 10-15m not even considering the current market rates
>>
>>67697835
Perhaps he'll be like Evans who's been quality for WBA.
>>
>>67697803
>Any updates on the Roberto Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>
>>67697793
James won't come
you usually don't hear anything about international transfers at Bayern
>>
>>67697862
Because they're too busy purchasing everyone who played in the bundesliga last season.
>>
>>67697882
Haha very witty lad, gonna steal that like Bayern do players from their league haha oh I'm a cheeky boy too ;)
>>
local shop has hired a qt intern what do i buy to hide the fact that im a neet
>>
>>67697929
Booze and smokes so she thinks ur cool
>>
>>67697929
Giant dick holster
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>>67697929
Monster condom that you use for your magnum dong
>>
>>67697976
Classic Mantis
>>
>>67697929

not going in the shop during normal 9-5 office hours would be a good start
>>
>>67697850
Evans was quality for united too, no idea why he was sold
>>
>Liverpool aren't playing any European competitions next season
>Klopp keeps improving this mediocre team
>now they will be able to sign several quality players since Klopp is in charge
Am I the only one who think they will challenge for the title next season?
>>
>>67698099
Possibly, definitely after a CL spot or a cup
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The autist in me made this over the course of the PL season. Basically it compares the result of a fixture this season to last season. For example, Arsenal beat West Ham at home last season, but in the first game of this season they lost that fixture. So Arsenal gets -3 and West Ham gets +3 for Gameweek 1. Did this for every game and plotted a graph to see how well they did in comparison to last season over the course of the season.

Basically the values at Gameweek 38 is just this seasons points - last seasons points.

For the promoted teams, I just compared it with the relative relegated teams. So Hull + Bournemouth, Burnley + Watford and QPR + Norwich (basically best promoted team compared with best relegated team and so on). It's just a way to compare how they did to their relegated counterparts.

Graph is obviously confusing as fuck but I just added it for that beautiful Leicester rise and Chelsea collapse. Can also notice that steady Newcastle rise since Rafa got appointed and Sunderland's rise since Big Sam got appointed.
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>>67698099
>>Klopp keeps improving this mediocre team
Did he actually improve them?
>>
Baumgartlinger to Leverkusen confirmed
>>
>>67698062
Think the pressure got to him, guy was constantly making mistakes in every game he played in his last Utd season. It was the same with Ben Foster.

Though right now I'd love to have him back. Better than fucking Rojo that's for sure.
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>>67698128
Are you joking?
They were fucking terrible since Suarez left.
Now they look MUCH better. Their squad is really average and they managed to reach the EL final. Theyonly lost point in the PL because they were playing their B team to save the A team for the EL
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>>67698099
He'll fight for top 4, definitely not the title. He's been average in the league and now next season all the top clubs will most likely improve.
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>>67698125
U r weird
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>>67698212
I know m8, I know
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>>67698172
One of the major reason why Leicester was so consistent in the league was the fact they could always field they strongest team in the league.
Liverpool was actually very good in the league under Klopp, most of the points they lost was just after or just before a cup match, like that match against Swansea
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>>67698000
this tbf
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>>67697677
well he just is.
>>
>>67698099
>>now they will be able to sign several quality players since Klopp is in charge
no they won't
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>>67698128
Meh hard to tell with the injury crisis of this season. They're pretty mediocre right now.
However Matip for free and Karius for 10m are fantastic deals. ManU would have spent 60k on that sort of quality (if they actually signed defenders). They could get into top 5 next season if they replace some shit players.
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>>67698281
They have enough.
Right column will be there next season, the left will be eternal loanees.
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>>67698125
That was neat.
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>>67698334
tbf they just need
>a left back (hard to find these days)
>a center back
>a skilled midfielder
>>
>>67698125
impressive, very nice
thing that struck me is Everton: they got the exact same points as last season but by the end of the season everyone wanted Martinez's head on a pike, while last season they weren't so enraged as far as i remember
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>>67697760
I reckon he'd get fewer cards in the PL. They let more shit go through, and he doesn't have that reputation in the PL. There are definitely situations where players get carded easier than others, because they have a reputation.
>>
>>67698357
Last season he was coming off a high finish.
>>
>>67698357
Everton fans probably thought their finish last season was just a blip and they'll be back to fighting for top 4 this season. Turns out Martinez really was useless shit and now they want him out.
>>
>>67697423
>we still managed to do even worse
fuck me, Serie A decline is never going to stop

next season we have Juve, Napoli, Roma, Inter, Fiorentina and Sassuolo/Milan in Europe which is a decent lot, but we probably dug our graves already with this shambolic season
our only hope is Soton, United and West Ham/Palace choking hard next season while none of our teams drops out
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---------------------Karius
clyne--------Matip-----Lovren---Rodriguez
--------------Martinez--Milner
Reus---------------Gotze--------------Coutinho
----------------------Sturridge
Damn....
>>
>>67698484
what about firmemeo

or is he shit now
>>
>>67698491
Amazing depth...
>>
>>67698484
---bogdan
clyne - sqrtle - lolvren - flanagan
markovic -lucas - allen
----ballotelli - bentekke -
----------sturridge
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>>67698484
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>>67698510
Put Ings instead of Sturridge
Yes they signed Ings.
>>
----------------Goalkeeper-----------
Defender-Defender-Defender-Defender
----------Midfielder-------Midfielder----------
Winger----------Playmaker-----------Winger
----------------------Striker--------------------------
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>>67698598
nice, could see that team breaking top 4
>>
new
>>67698630
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>>67698582
I remember Ings.

>>67698633
Hmmm, terrible op. Pls delet and remake.
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>>67698598
>Defender
lmao enjoy relegation
>>
>>67698598
>2016
>wingers
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>>67674230
Buffon
Vrslajko-barzagli-bonucci-alexsandro
Khedira-pogba
Dybala-saponara-berardi
Mandzukic


Just give us the cl trophy already la
>>
>>67698598
>playing defender over full back

lel
>>
>>67701754
>implying full backs are defenders
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