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CANADA LITERALLY IN FLAMES Edition
>>67655555
CAN-FIN
RUS-SWE
CANADA BTFO
h-help
>>67655747
I literally thought canada had 80 million people
>its an austria thread
>canadian goalt ending
>>67655765
It will once Trudeau's true refugee plan comes to fruition.
Do it for her anon
>>67655765
if you add the moose.
>>67655773
at your service, pic related
funlandiaaaaa
>mfw canada getting #rekt
>>67655773
You can't drive there.
kitties
SUOMI<3
U
O
M
I
<3
fuggg :'-DDD
>>67655819
reminds me of Ros from got
>6-1
>6-1
>6-1
>>67655805
Holy fucking shit someone saved my beer smuggling hockey GF
Please finland don't choke in the last.
Pretty ebony.
Winland stealing all the maple syrup. Enjoy your shitty goalie.
>it's a Finngolian autism thread
fun times tbqh
komarov speaks 4 languages fluently
do we have a webm of Perry bullying Laine yet?
also if there's any meme magic left in me I'm calling a 7-0
>>67655891
admit it, you like us
>tfw i bet on finland
Feels good
>>67655891
t. britshits cannot into ice hockey
Here we go
>>67655907
I do, shitposting in /hoc/ wouldn't be nearly as fun without you guys.
:D
and there it is
4-0
>KEKNADA
>KEKDEN
>>67655920
they have 1 olympic gold in hockey, form 1936
>>67655906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MllnVgK1D7s
Don't know how to make webms but here's a vid.
Also
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF
torille
fug it was koskiranta who scored :D i would have won 100 euros if it had been laine :D
A
FUCKING
LEAF
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
Haha what the fuck?
>canadian rebound control
IT'S TOO EZ
SCORE
Canadian genocide 17.5.2016
K O S K I R A N T A
:---D
EBIN
B
I
N
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0
KHAN'D
:DDDDDDD Canada, not even once :DDD
>Canada BTFO
should have finnish goaltended it
>non finnish goaltenders
ayy
>Talbot
>>67655710
Seems like I am not the only Austrian hockey fan here
>tfw
>>67655773
why did you save my GF famalam? Nice to see that pic though
FUNLAND YES :DDDDD
also sverige attempting comeback lmao
>>67655710
>Village of Canada
>>67656070
>t4lb0t
>sverige scores
IT BEGINS
Maybe change goaliekeeper can?
I don't even know what to put in this post.
>4 goals on 13 shots
Thanks talbot.
>>67656081
Eh kloa.
FUCKING SWEDES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>edmonton goaltending
>>67656128
>I don't even know what to put in this post.
suicide note for talbot to use?
Canada do you even play hockey? :D
Denmark prepare your anus.
>>67656133
Your EBEL-Team?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhD0KukLqY
SUOMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhD0KukLqY
SUOMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhD0KukLqY
SUOMI
Reminder that no one besides europoors care about skoda cup
Don't bully Canada.
>>67656162
tfw grandpa has that car
>>67656128
I feel bad for you guys. I wanted to see quality hockey not buttrape
>SUOMI SUOMI SUOMI
>those gormless looks on the cancuck faces
Its like they cant even believe whats happening
>get eliminated from playoffs
>come get shit on at worlds
>the shanty cuckshed of canada
get absolutely blown the fuck out
>>67656172
t. butthurt snownigger
>>67656172
Pls remind me when canadian team won stanley cup last time
Talbot = player of the game
>>67656205
pls remind me when finland team won olympic gold medal last time
Canada is the Brazil of ice hockey.
>highly overrated
>always in the media spotlight
>not that skilled, but specialize in dirty play
>if they win it's because of refball/refpuck
Go get yourselves fucked, Huenada. You're trash and you know it.
>Bonnie Jenner plays for cucknadia
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
1-4
Canada surely scores with PP
>>67656241
based mountain nazi telling it how it is
Here we lose :--D fug
>>67656232
>olympic medal more relevant than skoda cup
>implying
>>67656232
soon...
>>67656241
Scary accurate
GG! here we go
>>67656241
You're so trash you have to send a team of Albanians to the Euros.
>>67656232
>5.5m people
How come canadian nhl teams are competely useless? Even teams coming from endless sunshine doing better wtf
>>67656290
This. Nobody outside Canada cares about the Olympics.
>the beavers' dam of canada
I'm starting to like Koskinen
>Canada cannot into Stan Lee Cup
>Canada cannot into Sko Da Cup either
;^)
KOSKINENE THREE STRONK
Canadian manlets btfo
>>67656205
it was 20years ago
>>67656310
You're so trash you can't even qualify for Euros.
>>67656205
OILERS DREAM TEAM NEVER FORGET GRETZKY KURRI
>>67656334
Because they don't have any finns in them
>>67656232
>canada loses at everything
>wins at one thing some times
>this one thing is suddenly the only relevant thing according to canadians
>>67656310
> Canada didn't even qualify for the euros
>kanadan poikaa alkaa kuumottaa :D
>>67656340
I despise Cananucks, but tbf Austria can't into anything desu (except for having a muslim in government)
Canada chimpout when?
Why you heff to be mad
>"kuumottaa kun ollaan neljä maalia tappiolla"
I just hope the Canadian chavs won't get so angry they will beat up a Finn star player and get him out of the tournament.
Trash teams like Canada are capable of that.
>>67656260
that is acceptable s (feared you gonna post gay bull) as your fans are one of the most comfiest there are
>taunting during the game
>after game beers like comerades after game
Our little meme league is comfy AF
>my team with the #1 overall draft pick
chimpout brewing
>canadians make up their own sport so they'll be able to win at something
>they lose
They getting buttmad.
lol McfightBUST amirite :DDDD
Also, who /bud/ here?
why
>Talbot :D
Please don't be so mean towards Canada
Koskinen is a fucking giant
>>67656432
>Our little meme league is comfy AF
definitely
first the bantz, then the beers.
>Canadian player attacking Finnish goalie
How low can you get? You've lost, get over it.
>McGoon no self control
What a bust
canada hottening
>>67656472
After the hype earlier today it is well deserved.
>>67656434
that's a weird ass riot police armor, which country is that from
Patpatpat
>>67656468
>too many men
male patriarchy cis-scum team
>>67655710
>canadian hockey
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahAHHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHAHHAHAHAHEHEHAHAHAHHEHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>a fucking LEAF
>in charge of playing hockey
HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahAHHAHAhAHHAHAhAHHAhAHAHHAAHHAhAHHAhAhAHHAhAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>Marchand
>5'9''
>Heated af
coincidence?
>>67656469
Not that funny.
That car looks like it could actually block some shots.
>>67656553
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>67656530
Canada before the game
>Bwahaha we're the best bow down to us we're the champions already
Canada after the game
>This shit is irrelevant because all our players are in NHL!
>>67656473
I want to see Saros and Koskinen side by side.
>>67656513
kenya
>>67656560
Yes maybe canadas shots
>>67656495
i almost got to all arenas so far (only Laibach and Bozen missing) and there has been only one fanbase that it is impossible to have a comfy time with after.
Wanna take a guess Mr. /BestBeerInTheLeagueAfterZnojmo/?
>this immense, almost touchable butthurt amongst the Canadian players
>>67656596
huh. the colours are /fa/ but the design looks cheap
>>67656580
Koskinen is over 2m tall
>>67656618
Linz or Salzburg?
C'mon Finland make it 5-0 already.
>>67656647
iihf site says 200cm exactly
Thse fking canadians are so dirty. Used to like them but fuck it, never again
>>67656664
No, if no more goals i make winnings of 50 euroshekels
>>67656696
the only country you should like is finland
>>67656670
I stand corrected
>>67656701
How many bottles of koskenkorva can you buy with that?
Come on Finland! Show your power play now! Make it 5-0!
>>67656743
many
Canada is finnished
>>67656743
About 5
>>67656743
4x0,5l id guess. 11-12 euros each right?
Can we all just admit already that Finland is the next hockey superpower?
>>67656743
2 and and a half.
why is there two threads?
>we're being btfo
>better injure some of their players
Fuck you Huenada. Seriously. You are trash, your team is trash, you should be thrown out of the tournament.
Too easy, desu
>>67656772
I don't know I've never been in Finland and they don't have it here.
>>67656792
Autism.
>>67656743
Not enough.
>>67656774
>soft goals against shit goalie
>can't take a hit without lurching back to the bench in pain like a softy
>superpower
>>67656797
>mad at canadian bants
>>67656792
didn't even notice the other. shit thread wasn't linked to the previous one
>>67656792
your mom is too fat for just one thread :DDD
#rekt
GOOD GAME BUT MBY TO EZ :DDDD
4:1 WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>67656817
Well that wasnt a literal question to you my friend.
Btw im pretty sure u can find koskenkorva in NL
>>67656836
>plays like a team of schoolgirls
>can't take the heat and tries to cheat as much as possible
>try to injure opposing players whenever ref isn't looking
>superpower
>>67656792
it was made by some moron before the other reached the limit and before the Quints of Truth
>>67655555
so meh.
>>67656880
sverige losing? :DD
Atleast you tried, Leaf.
>>67656841
>canadian ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''banter''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
CANADA BTFO
hahahhahahahahaa
"we had no chance"
>a decade since canada has been shutout in the WC
>last time 2006 by team BINLAND
>tfw no finnish friends to watch canada get btfo with while drinking koskenkorva and going for a cheeky sauna afterwards
Mongolia oh mongolia. Prepare for the song of out people.
gg Canada
>>67656923
Mongolian_battlerage.jpeg
>leaf
>>67656880
>canada obliterated by finngolia
>sverige cucked by rossija
WHAT A DAY
>>67656904
Go back to watching albanians play soccer for you. This sport obviously isn't for you.
Finland vs. Russia will be insane
>>67656969
is russia and finland only good teams in tournament?
>Cuckada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_v57k-SlUE
>>67656953
Intomies.webm
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intomies
>>67656969
who the fuck cheers for russia against sweden?
How many Canadians posting at the end of 3rd?
>canadian hockey
>swedish hockey
AHAHHAAHHAHAhahahhahahahahahaa
just admit it already whitey, this is a Mongolian sport and you got KHAN'D
>>67657011
me senpai
>we won
>funland won
>canacucks absolutely destroyed
>sweden rekt
today was a good day for hokej
>>67656971
What sport do you guys even have left, now that you're relegated to a second-rate team in ice hockey?
Ah, you've got curling. Canada is still the world superpower in curling. Must be because of all the Pajeets and Changs working as janitors.
>>67657010
Well i am and will be since sweden is a shithole these days
>>67656656
it's /IcanKillRefsAndDaddyDiddyPaysTheBills/
all glory hunters and most of them don't even understand the basics of the game all they know is UZ IZ ChampiumZZ
linz is also close, since there is no hockey tradition and many frustrated LASK/ Blau Weis Fans brought soccer mentality to hockey
but there are some oldsters that are comfy AF so there is still hope
also
>T4alb0t
>C4nad0
>getting rekt by the memeiest and funiest of all memecountries we got
>pic related, it's talbot
>>67656971
>Have only one sport, which is played by about 6 teams professionally globally, in the whole country of 36 million.
> Lose to a tiny nation of 5 million.
> Be this salty
anyone screenshotted the 2 qt's who were singing anthem?
>>67657051
and russia isn't?
>>67657069
Was in Salzburg for a play-off-match, and the Salzburg fans were leaving in droves to beat the traffic with like five mins to play and Salzburg was leading with only +1 or so.
I was actually shocked to see that.
>>67657116
you can just rewind the official iihf stream on youtube if you want
>no pics of finn qts even posted
>i watched the whole the thing
>>67657047
>relegated
We finished second in the group. Being second-rate would be not going through to the quarters like you.
Keep crying bitch nigga cause you got no athletes. We'll be meeting Funland again later on.
>>67657010
Based fin-bro
>>67657120
Iha sama kuhan Ruotsi häviää
>>67657162
> Canada wins 0 medals all year
> Across all sports
> On a good year, they might win 1
> "We have athletes"
Today was a good day
>>67657162
Why are Canadians worst at handling banter?
>>67657162
> "We"
>>67657162
>We'll be meeting Funland again later on.
Sweden will show you the place of the closet bro
>>67657270
Wait, the mountain jew was trying to banter?
>>67657148
Take one for being a decent sport.
So...
FIN
RUS
CAN
CZE
how do the semifinal pairs go?
>>67657320
http://www.yle.fi/tekstitv/html/P621_01.html
I don't feel terribly hyped about this win. I thought the Canadians weren't being very Canadian. It was not very decisive hockey at all from them. More like confused figure skating on a duck pond. Y u no focus Canada? We can't have good hockey without two good teams.
Canada why did you not give us quality hockey but a shit stomp like this
>>67657320
SCHLAND will annihilate Russija.
>>67657206
any true finn roots for you (our bros) instead of russia desu (despite how much we hate losing to you lucky faggots)
wish we would meet in the finals again, nothing comes even close to the memeticness of a FIN-SWE hockey final
>>67657139
>Salzburg
>leaving when leading and not waiting to cheer your team after
WEW
E
W
Fuck i know there is only that one corner in the whole arena that has actual fans or at least people try to act like them
But that shit is emberassing as fuck
>Kac's best fan reaction Ever
Totally loved it when they actually pulled it off
>>67657329
holy shit I haven't seen teletext in years
>>67657320
FIN-CAN final.
>>67657355
It would have been a 0-0 or 0-1 game with literally anybody but Talbot in net.
>>67657329
>russia semifinal
>>67657419
better than against swedes, they would meme us like always. at least we can win russian cheaters if we play really well
pls be FIN-SWE finals
>>67657235
miltä tuntuu olla juntti :D
>>67657416
>It would have been a 0-0 or 0-1 game with literally anybody but Talbot in net.
You're worse than Chelsea fans
>>67657419
Too fucking brutal, how did this happen?
>>67657398
Teletext is best text desu. Remember all those times you were searching for sport results with so and you used it so many times you knew which page had which results.
KHAN'D
>>67657452
miltä tuntuu olla epäisänmaallinen HOMO
t. länsirannikko
>>67657416
That is very low of you. You know you can't blame the goaltender for losing a game with zero goals. Is he supposed to not only take the attacks that come through your entire team, but also skate past the opposing team with the puck?
C'mon. Talbot is a good goalie. However, he shattered after the first two, only because the attacks kept coming and the defense was a fleet of dummies on skates, incapable of keeping their goalie clear AND informed.
>>67657451
> Romania has more medals than Canada
>>67657386
>ruotsalaiset veljiä
Ime munaa vitun hurri. Jotain homo-Ruotsii ei oikeasti kannata vittu kukaan.
>>67657206
>>67657386
finland-sweden is like brothers trying to win for bragging rights
finland-russia is a fucking bloodbath filled with hatred
desu
Go RUSSIA!!!
>>67655710
KHAN'D
>>67657452
Iha kivalta :)
Miltäs tuntuu ruåttalainen kyrpä?
>>67657398
teletext god tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxPs0uU6lEQ#t=63
>>67657474
>olet epäisäinmaallinen jos et kannusta venäjää
haisee piilokommari tänne asti
>>67657451
>Finland has never won a gold medal at hockey
>always go "nobody cares about the olympics xD"
That's the irony in that post.
>>67657514
true, against Russia it's Winter War all along erry single time
>>67657556
4-0 :D
>>67657346
Pls tell me she's of legal age.
>>67657556
So far we have won two world cup gold medals this season
>LEAF BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY
>>67657556
hey your butthurt is showing maybe you should delete :DDDDDD
>>67657542
>maa jolta peritty kulttuuri
>maa jolta peritty yhteiskuntajärjestelmä ja hyvinvointivaltion periaate
>maa jolta peritty länsimaiset arvot ja pohjoismaalainen elämänlaatu
kjeh kjeh kyllä lämmittää sydäntä kun ruåtsi HOMOT häviää jää kiekossa t. yläasteen kovin äijä
>>67657584
How would anyone here know?
>>67657550
>ihan sama jos Venäjä voittaa kunhan Ruotsi häviää
>yhyy oot piilokommari!!!
ime parsaa
>>67657584
Did you touch your dick?
>>67657395
Salzburg has a weird audience indeed.
>cardboard-clappers
>fake audience and applause over the PA-system
cringe-worthy.
that fanclub-reaction was nice, and totally deserved.
in the end it didn't help much, though.
>>67657556
Here's a piece of advice. People would be much nicer to Canadians if you weren't such smug arrogant assholes. Seriously, every single Canadian I've met has some kind of messiah complex.
>our hockey team is the best in the world
>we are the best country in the world
>we invented the wheel, fire, and Jesus
Just behave like the meme country you are and people will be much nicer to you.
>>67657616
>vaihtoehdot ruotsi tai venäjä
>valitsee venäjän
>>67657616
Underage is strong in this one.
hi where are the goal???
i just woke up
>>67657556
A FUCKING LEAF
>>67657329
>Tshekki
Finnish is so qt language.
Go tshekki my dubsi
>AINA KUN MÄ LÄMÄÄN :D
>AINA KUN MÄ LÄMÄÄN :D
>AINA KUN MÄ LÄMÄÄN :D
>AINA KUN MÄ LÄMÄÄN :D
>>67657675
>root for Swedes instead of Russia like any Finn would
>baww underage
Hi Ivan!
>>67657456
If you want to see worse go back and reread all your posts in this thread.
>>67657491
I'm not one for blaming goalies, usually. I'll defend them at every opportunity. But this is not one. All four goals were very, very soft. Shouldn't be getting past a professional level of soft. I can see one fuckup squeaking by, hence how I mentioned I could see the game ping 0-1, everyone is human.
But 4 soft goals on 13 amateurish shots. Inexcusable. This is an objective case of one player losing the match. All other rubrics were equal and competitive.
A true meme game. I'm proud of you, finnbros.
t. oilels fan
>>67656939
>buy tent sauna
>buy beer
>set tent sauna up in your back yard (or your neighbor's back yard or public space, who gives a fuck)
>put tv up against the window
>watch the game in sauna
>drink beer
>go out to cool down and shitpost in /iihf/
>drink beer
>repeat
there, finnish experience for less than 1k€
PETO ON IRTI
>semifinal against russia
>the spirit of winter war
how ebin? so fuckin ebin
>no hokej tomorrow
wtf am I supposed to do?
>>67657657
>this flag
>this post
>>67657602
>maa jolta pakotettu kulttuuri
>maa joka pasko tätä maata
>peritty samat arvot ":D"
Kivat psykoosit hei
>>67657759
alaikäsyytesi paistaa
>>67657724
You really must be a bit slow. I didn't say who i rooted for, just that you seem incredibly childish.
>>67657759
semmoset mämmiuhriutumiset taas siellä
>>67657775
Ei taida pakkoruotsi maistua.
>>67657725
How about that 3rd goal? Looked like nothing he could do on that one
>>67657775
Muuta et sitte keksiny?
>>67657656
>cardboard clappers
Man, this always get's me
In >our arena their """"Fans" are half asleep during 59 minutes of play and just watch if the number on their side is higher than the other so they can clap even more
Yeah maybe it didn't help, but just because Swette proved what he can and what he TOTALLY CAN'T do in the Play-offs
My dad is Kacler too which got us some comfy Dad-Son rivalry
>his face when we watched the 2012/13 finals together
>>67657759
alaikäryssä havaittu
>>67657759
Eli venäläinen kulttuuri maistuisi paremmalta?
>>67657725
It was all the goalie's fault. Not because Finland was attacking relentlessly and the Canadian defense was as strong as England's football team against Germany.
>>67657803
>pitää ruotsin vallan aikaa huonona suomelle
>ryssä
Juuh elikäs
>>67657831
Hei tuota... who the fuck are you? Sveitsin lippu suomalaisella täällä kanssa?
>>67657831
ebin :DDDD
>>67657725
>canadian goaltending
>canadian goalscoring
>>67657831
Missäs niin väitetään?>>67657831
>>67657802
totally undeserved sweep, was really sad for vienna.
capitals need to win the EBEL as fast as possible, the fans and the club would deserve it.
hopefully next season with a 4-3 final against KAC. ;)
>>67657846
>suomalaiset ruotsin alaisena
>hieroo paskaa kasvoille ja kutsuu sitä sota maalaukseksi
>uskoo muinaisiin jumaliin ja palvoo kiviä
>>67657853
kimi räikkönen?
imekää kotiryssät ja kotihurrit jo paskaa. palatkaa kotiin, ihan oikeesti
>>67657253
Didn't even have to use my RK.
Corey Perry did nothing wrong
>>67657906
Motherfucker.
>>67657906
Sad. Just sad, we dont't even remember you Perry. TY 4 nothing.
>>67657880
ruotsin vallan alla
>ruotsi sotii viimeiseen suomalaiseen
>ruotsi kehittää suomea mielivaltaisesti
>ruotsi koittaa hävittää suomalaiset
>pakko käännytetään
>>67657906
>captain
>>67657853
I am Swiss Mountain Jew.
Kivempaa huudella vieraista pöydistä
>>67657906
delete this you fucking LEAF
>>67657870
>Capitals
>Winning the EBEL soon
not gonna happen as long as Franz "I wanna win the league with low budget oldfuck players" is in charge here
There still is no coach, no new players and it possibly will be the same stuff as the last few years
>mfw thinking about which pile of old fucks and non-expirienced youngsters they gonna get to have another clusterfuck season and get rattled by the second poorest team in the league in the Play-offs
just hope for you that Heidi lives till the end of time and keep her drunk so she throws around the shekels
>>67657758
>talks about flags
>has a leaf on own flag
:DD::D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD::D:D:D
>>67657880
Vaikka nyky venäjä paskaa onkin niin ei se silti poista sitä, että venäjä oli parempi isäntä suomelle kuin ruotsi. Parashan on itsenäisyys
>>67657906
Not even mad, just sad that a 31 year old feels the need to take out his bad feefees on a 18 year old
daily reminder
4-0
>>67657973
Ah ok. Olen suomalainen, asun vaan täällä.
>>67657977
what? still no coach? it's almost june.
wtf?
what kind of players are they planning to get? DEL2 dropouts?
>>67657931
>ruotsalaisia talonpoikia ei ollut olemassakaan kaikki ruotsalaiset olivat meiän suamea alistavia aristokraatteja
>>67657906
well now i'm mad
>>67657906
did he died?
>>67657996
Juu no, ois kyllä suomi saanu autonomiaa ruotsiltakin jos pari kymmentä vuotta oltais oltu vielä alaisena. Tuohon aikaan euroopassa vilisi nationalismin idea
>>67657996
Et vissiin ole kauheasti historiaa lukenut
>>67657906
agreed, lay-knee was basically begging for it
I came here just to post some
>bulju :D
Homottaa
>>67658090
>>67657996
>>67657880
Olkaa ny jo hiljaa
>>67658060
Älä nyt sentään tyhmäks ala, pystyt kuitenki parempaan
Its going to be Can-Fin in the finals, no question about it.
But just how many players of ours will be smashed before it, is a question. Canadians started it, Russians have it as a tradition to deliberatly hurt opposition, and USA guys try to break our players arms.
>>67658112
>>/mämmi/
>>67658090
Juu aivan varmasti. Eihän ruotsi pitäny suomalaisia kuin vain mongoleina jotka eivät kykene mihinkään itse. Hyvin ois autonomia tullu
Congratulations to Canada for outplaying Finland tactically.
Canada stopped trying after Sweden conceded too many goals in the first period as they knew that they too would run over the shittiest team of literal whos Sweden has ever sent to a skoda cup tournament in modern time, thus guaranteeing a semifinal spot because of the easy quareter final where they can rest key players.
Meanwhile, Finland will have to face Denmark where there is huge meme potential as Denmark has absolutely nothing to lose and plays well against Nordic opposition. Finland will need to exhaust all its powers to beat Denmark and will lose in the semi finals.
>>67658101
Valaiseppas sitten minua
>>67658027
Yes no coach yet
and the worst part is that Boni was planning on leaving the team in October 2015, no matter how they season ended, which means they had a whole season to look for a new one and slept on that job
thinking about players it probably will depend on the coach they get
Rumors say Horksy (former assistant) comes back which will get some young austrian/swedish mix
but that would be optimistic so guess they get as you said DEL2/3 Dropouts, ECHL, SPHL goons , some memetender (although there is a rumor Starkbaum thinks about Vienna), maybe Setzinger (a very doubtful rumor that I heard sometimes now) and some 33-37ish guys that can't handle more than 10 seconds a shift
>kotiryssät
>kotihurrit
menkää pois räää
>>67658172
Talking about meme games, i'd rather have Finland face Denmark then you.
>>67658172
>Sweden>Czech>Final
much better route than
>Denmark>Russia>Final
>>67658172
Give me swede bf please
>>67657996
>venäjä oli parempi isäntä suomelle kuin ruotsi
As if its a true final without sweden-winland game.
>>67658223
This is great
a team that doesn't give two shits about this tournament, like us, wins it because they're smart. meanwhile a team that cares a lot about this tournament (rasiya and binland) will lose because they're dumb.
>>67658237
>riitelee kumman orjana oli kivempaa
onko homous kivaa? t. eri
>>67658268
>like us
löl
>>67658237
>autonomia
>oman kielen opetus
>raha
>posti
>antoi kehittyä
>>67658268
>like us
>getting shut out for the first time in 10 years
>by Finnish goaltending
super embarrassing tbqh
>>67657906
Perry had the same innocent face on the bench after this that he has after he "accidentally" runs a goalie. Probably had the same face after being caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar as a kid too.
>>67658268
as if canada wasnt the best team so far in the tournament, with consistent good teamplay, scores and domination.
Finland winning is nothing short of a miracle.
>>67658209
oh boy, that's a grim outlook.
I hope they are just keeping the lid on the signings for whatever reason.
>>67658316
That's because they had only played against shit teams. Until today, that is.
>>67658290
>>67658295
>caring about meme tournament if they're not on home soil
when we did care, we won
t. 2013
>>67658295
What were the final results?
Really looking forward to the next IIHF power rankings.
next olympic gold guaranteed to finlan. hey canuckls post some of your news headlines i want tears :DDDDD
>>67658366
underage banned
>>67658366
>I-it's just a meme tournament, no really we don't even wanna win!
>>67658400
I'm fairly sure Russia paid for Canadas loss, because at least 4 hooking penalties our guys made clearly, the refs were blind to. As well as "swordfighting" penalties by two.
I say Russia paid for it, because we can barely afford sending our team meals from finland, because they're otherwise in constant diarrhea from Russian food.
>a surprising trend
>>67658476
>underage banned
neger please
>>67658500
I dont mean no insult by this, but, you're a great nation of hockey, a superpower in fact. Can you enlighten me of what has happened?
I cheer for you guys if we fall out, but damn. Please tell me its all just a part of your tactics
>>67658453
not many tears pretty gentlemanly and bashing perry
>>67657906
>>67658313
probably he make the same face when he see her wife suffocating on cum
>>67658313
as if we didnt produce the best goaltenders.
Nothing to be ashamed of little leaf.
>>67658313
Remember who gave you the last shut-out? :DDDD
>>67658453
But honestly tho, we already have U18 and U20 gold this year and now rekking it in the WC
I'm getting hyped for the olympics already
>>67658718
Besides the shit offense Canada was putting up. Canadian players kept skating to the scoring areas and then instead of taking a shot like any sane individual would they passed it to the guy in a poor scoring position like the absolute madmen they are.
Carey Price
Corey Crawford
Braden Holtby
Marc-Andre Fleury
Roberto Luongo
Brian Elliott
Martin Jones
Devan Dubnyk
James Reimer
Steve Mason
Mike Smith
Congrats Finland, you scored 4 goals on Canada's 12th best goalie
Celebrate?
>>67658814
finland has like 10 insane goalies.
>>67658814
>Still being this mad
Good Game my Finn Brothers :)
>>67658782
We're still going to face Canada in the finals. And if theirr goaltender has finally figured out how to block the puck, they might actually win.
>>67658807
>>67658814
Koskinen is shit compared to Saros. Saros is nothing compared to our top -5. If we had Rinne, our goal would still be empty
Rinne covers 99% of the known world, our top-5 0.3% Saros, 0,1% the rest are goalies of the rest of the world
>>67658836
>finland has like 10 insane goalies.
>>67658606
if Sweden play like shit in Bettman Cup, then i'll start to get worried. This meme shit with literal whos and a 10 players who never played for Tre Kronor? come on man
>>67658814
you didn't score at all against Finland maybe 19th best goalie.
>>67658814
And you scored 0 (ZERO) against our 26th best
GJ Känädä
>>67658814
How good do you think Koskinen stacks up against other finnish goalies? Canada didn't score a single goal on him you know
>tfw only American that cares about the IIHF Worlds
This includes the entire roster and coaching staff as well.
>>67658347
That literally is the only hope we have
Else we will have the following scenario as usual:
RBS buys all good austrian players to abuse the point rule
KAC will maybe get some decent guys and reach semifinals/quarterfinals
Linz literally tries to pressure buys all the good players to force a title and choke in semi-finals again
Ljubljana will make Jesenice history repeat
VSV will be the most austrian team
Znojmo strong (and drunk) as ever
Fehevar (who are they, so irrelevant this season)
Bozen will be mid/high-tier again
Innsbruck will have a fight for 11th place with Graz
Dornbirn maybe getting semifinals who knows
and Capitals having a shaky midseason, then they either pull off a memerun as in 2014/15 or get stomped first round
Title: Sadly won by RBS brought to you by the whole Departement of Player Safety
>>67658879
typo, Saros 0,01% maybe our 20th best goalie.
>>67658904
If Canada gets shut out once every 10 years (last game being shut out was 2006) at this tournament, I'll take it
>>67659085
Stop being so butthurt then
>>67658879
i dont think saros is better than koskinen. koskinen has nhl and khl experience. they call him the finnish wall in st petersburg
>>67659128
He can't be butthurt, he doesn't care you silly goose
>>67658990
rbs' win is certain, true.
but hey, at least you got more players on the roster for 16/17 then bozen:
http://www.eliteprospects.com/team.php?team=223&year0=2017&status=
>Canada
>hockey
Literally a bunch of dimotivated gays.
>>67659164
>Shipatjov
Fucking inhumane, REEEE
>>67659212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0GkG5mc0jE
Are you still mad?
>mfw Germany will finally beat Russia in Russia
>>67659165
Sorry, my mistake
Is there a website I could see sweden vs russia whole game?
>>67659182
>http://www.eliteprospects.com/team.php?team=223&year0=2017&status=
WEW LAD
One man army incoming
>>67659263
www.freesexvids.com/russiavsswedengame.exe
>>67659278
they're probably have all players two weeks before the season starts
>>67659212
>>67659228
oops, wrong link, I meant this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvT22nq9LpA
>>67659230
They still probably didn't put out all the decoration from Victory Day in Moscow.
You just wait for the Red Victory Banner all over the place again.
>mfw Finland memes are for autistic faggots
>>67659415
mfw canada had to resort into trying to hurt Laine on purpose, who was a pussycat all game.
>Canadians buing into the memes that only one making goals is Laine
The baby seals won the game against drunk sailors with guns and axes, unarmed, who couldnt even end the tournament of one of our players.
At least USA guy actually slashed at our players arm. Canadians have alot to learn from you guys
post yfw finland loses
LAST FULL POWER RANKING
>>67655998
Scumbag! Suspension?
>>67659562
power rankings will still be done for all 16 teams.
"French kissing is banned"
lewd
>>67659594
>power rankings will still be done for all 16 teams.
proof from last year's final-day:
http://www.iihfworlds2015.com/en/news/power-rankings-17-may-/
you really need to get your facts straight, >>67659562 Anders.
>>67659643
I was right yesterday, you know.
>>67659562
10. Norway: Goodbye Roy, thanks for everything.
>>67657906
Corey Perry is a Saint
>>67657906
>Canadians playing dirty
tell me something new
>>67659305
that would be hella early for Bozen
>>67658814
you got shut out by someone who doesn't even play in the nhl
>>67660073
Sweden vs Canada, I am sure Canada is going to rock that.
USA, Cze is a non issue, neither can beat Canada.
Germans will propably beat themselves 4 to 1 if Russians stand still.
Denmark Finland is obvious.
Russia vs Finland is interesting, we'll propably get penalties for breathing again.
Its USA/Russia for bronze and Can/Fin for finals, guaranteed
Sweden will surprise and beat Canada on thursday 3-2
It's Finnish mentality, not Swedish, to mope around. Sweden have the tournament's best goalie in Markström and some good quality and the last period vs Russia looked good.
Sweden to win. Mark my words.
>>67660073
Talbot plays for Edmonton, which is basically not playing in the NHL either
>>67660621
if its not a Swe-Fin game at the end, its no final at all.
We're counting on you
>>67660773
Canada v Russia final last year was pretty good :)
>>67660859
Sure it was, and also a pleasure to watch, but our western neighbour has a dear, special spot in our hearts.
>t0lb4t
>>67660859
>>67660926
Its kinda like Donald Duck vs Gladstone Gander thing.
Gladstone maybe "doesnt give a shit", but its a highlight for Donald, as he knows if he loses, he wont hear the end of it untill next year.
You can guess which is which
Is Amerifat team really so shit now they get beaten by Slovakia?
>>67661220
They are pretty shit this year, even we won against them when we usually get our shit pushed in hard.
mfw a canadian was burning near me
how did the US make the QF, i thought they sucked ass this year
>>67660621
>swede also said Finns were guaranteed to lose against syrup slurpers
I don't know what to believe anymore. help me god
bumb
How are you NEETs keeping up with this? Don't you pathetic losers have jobs? I made 10k for my jew boss this week in sales. What have you done?
>>67668131
I realized I hate my job and have enough money to not work for a while, so I quit and have been NEETing it up for the last 6 months.
5/5, can't recommend it enough.
>>67668253
>tfw living NEET lifestyle due to inheritance
I really don't see why everyone is so surprised by this loss. Canada has most of their great players still locked up in playoffs or simply not in the tourny because it doesn't mean anything to most North Americans. Meanwhile, every Fin, Swede, Germ, Aus, Cezch, etc. is going to show up for their respective countries because they are expected too and are desperate for success at some level. We all know that Canadians and Americans dominate the NHL playoffs, so the rest are left to claim victory at some poor version of an international competition.
TLDR: Lick my maple syrup coated balls.
>>67668711
the great Americans and Canadians are still in the playoffs or were still in too recently to play in the tournament, these guys all got eliminated early
>>67668802
Pretty much. I mean, when Marchand, Hall and Perry are the best players on team Canada and Talbot is in net, something is off there.
>>67668946
our best player is probably Matthews lol, looking at our roster is a list of literally whos
Canada will BTFO everyone at the World Cup
>>67668711
That's the problem with this tournament. It's not the best players at all. If it was held in the summer time, once every four years it would mean more.
Its just a battle of third liners and back up goalies, it's kind of meaningless.
>>67668711
>Meanwhile, every Fin, Swede, Germ, Aus, Cezch, etc. is going to show up for their respective countries
>I don't have any idea what I'm talking about
Pick both
>>67658814
>being this assmad
Congratulations Canada, you're a nation of losers. You have one sport, and you can't even do it right.
finland is so pathetic
>>67668711
Your players are so shit they actually try to go out of their way to injure opposing players. Why, your captain himself tried to hurt Laine. Good thing he didn't succeed.
Just face it, even if you sent your best players, you would still be shit. A bunch of cheating nobodies.
>>67668802
>there are no Europeans playing in NHL
Lots of top players for teams like Finland are still locked up and can't be used. Got any other poor excuses?
Finland annihilating the burning Leafs in ice hockey.
What a great day to be alive lads
>>67660621
>the last period vs Russia looked good
Well, too bad you lost 4 goals in the rest of the game.
Only the first half of the 3rd period was spent in Russia zone and it's probably more because Russia tried to play defensively.
>Powerplay in first period
>3 shots in 20 seconds
>Powerplay in third period
>5 passes back and forth in a row
>>67669159
The teams are still on the same level, as all countries are missing important players. It's still good to have national team games every year, and olympics every four years.
Muh C-team is the shittiest excuse you can come up with. Every team has players missing. What makes a good team is the ability to use what you have, and win. Canada doesnt have all the nhl stars. Finland had players from Liiga and SHL.
But anyway, loving the way how the leafs are always throwing their team under the buss when they lose. Really nice way to undermine the winning team. A true hockey nation.
Which one of you fuckers did this?
>>67671233
>>"Corey "The Rat" Perry (born May 16, 1985) is a Canadian professional ice hockey winger and an alternate captain for the Anaheim Ducks of the National Hockey League (NHL)."
>>67658291
>kuka on bobrikov
http://www.iltalehti.fi/mmjaakiekko-2016/2016051821584690_jj.shtml
Swedish coach's master plan to motivate his team to turn their game around is going to the locker room wearing nothing but a tie.
>>67670972
Not to mention 3 of the top 5 points leaders have never played in the NHL.
>>67671702
No. He said that he had tried everything to motivate them besides doing that.
>finnish "news"
>>67671734
Why do you guys play Markström? A guy who has had one NHL season with a savepercent better than .901, not to mention that he has nerves made of paper? No hate, legit question
>>67671951
Who else? He showed up at least
>>67671728
Yep. But hey, its Canada. They cant fall back to "we dont even care", so they resort to whine about C-teams like their teams starts sperging around when they are losing.
stop being mean to canada pls
>they're still posting about their "win"
jesus its getting sad at this point
>>67672140
FOUR (4) TO ZERO (0)
it was a very nice win, lads
>>67656399
They have produced some of the best Jew exterminators ever
>>67672140
>they are still mad at losing in "their game"
is Sweden gold champions yet?
>>67657010
This.
>>67657996
Eipä ollu.
>>67657931
Ryssä oikeasti hävittää suomalaiset.
>>67672629
Return
>>67672892
New
>>67673126
Its not /iihf/ tho
Please let us lose with some dignity finbros.
>>67673449
No dimmer on the meme train
>>67673449
The weak should fear the strong. We didn't get this far by showing mercy.
>>67674152
The leaf should fear the cross
Why are Canadians such dirty fucks?
>>67674152
> We didn't get this far by showing mercy
zozzle
https://youtu.be/_AVVGLhAANo
>skoda cup
Come back in autumn
>>67674152
Mongol Empire 2: Finnish Boogaloo confirmed?
aww yiss
>>67676799
I bet she fucked him right after desu
FIN-CAN 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0
daily reminder
PERKELE :DDD
Bumppp
How many bings until the games start
lmaoing at your lives dirty danes
Mfw sweden wins
>>67696515
>things that will never happen
>>67696515
Canada's team has over 4000 more NHL games than Sweden's ;^)
Are you drunk yet finland
>>67696528
We beat them too tho
You can do it, lillebror
>>67696533
Can, yes. But won't. Our team this year is shit
New Thread?
>>67696756
make one
It's 6 am lads I've been up all night, I'm going to Mcdonalds for breakfast
>>67696530
We are literally playing denmark today so I just have a few beers in the fridge to fuel me for some light shitposting.
And a bottle of pernod in case everything goes horribly wrong, but let's hope things don't come to that because that'd be a horrible experience for everyone involved
>>67696898
Nicklas Jensen is going to score a hat trick today
>>67696907
If that happens I'm going to a shitposting spree that will get all of northern europe rangebanned
>>67697188
>>67697188
>>67697188
ny/new/neu/novyy/nový/kuulumiset
>>67697200
>kuulumiset
