Holy shit guys, I need to tell you something. Little backstory, I was in a coma for the last two years, and during it, I had the weirdest dream ever
I dreamt that Jos Verstappen had a kid, and that he won a Grand Prix. And that some team, I don't know what they're called, Leice-something, I don't know, they had a really long name, won the BPL. I mean, how silly is that, right?
Anyway, can any of you guys fill me in on the past two years? I fell into a coma right after the 5-1 victory over Spain, how's Van Persie doing? Is he still playing well for United? I didn't have any internet in the hospital, but I saw that Chelsea won the BPL this year, who's this Vardy guy? Is he from Wales or something? And why did they change their logo?
Also, what is the 7-1 stuff that all you Brazilians keep on going about? Is that the final score of the WC final or something? Also, how did England do? I assume they did pretty well, since they're all hyped up about the Euros
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>>67632007
FR**KING
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>>67633777
hahaha fucking noob
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>>67633777
le amateur
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>>67629342
Your parents shoulda asked them to turn off the life support unit. What better chance than this will they have to finally get rid of you?
