Official Moving Day at The Masters Round 3 Thread #2
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Speith Found a way edition
http://www.masters.com/index.html - stream
>Rory
First for /sp/ieth
>post yfw a Jap wins the Masters
who else /anyone but Spieth/ ?
I asked him to win back 2 back masters and he did it, the madman
>>66701252
Reporting in.
>>66701252
ABS please go
>>66701252
here
fucking hate rory but he isnt spaithe
ELITE
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>yfw Speef wins 14 masters in a row
>I made and posted this a year ago
>>66701188
This.
Someone pls
What clubs yall rockin?
ping i10 irons
i15 driver
titleist aw,sw,lw
>>66701267
>>66701277
>rorcucks
The great white American hope is here to liberate you, Muhammad.
Does anyone have a smug Spieth ?
>>66701306
shitty charity shop jumble
>>66701226
who /dustin johnson run on the back 9 and sunday/ here
how many traps do i have to let fuck my ass before i'm as good as spieth?
>>66701307
>Americans still persisting with this meme after all these years
>>66701327
He'd choke it away on the back 9 on Sunday anyway
>Liking Rory
>>66701306
my grandpas old taylor made's
>>66701327
I've heard that Dustin is the biggest on the tour if you know what I mean desu
>>66701306
2004 Calaway Big Bertha Irons
Nike SQ Dymo Driver/Hybrid
Ripstop sw
Odysey Versa putter
>the city of Northern Ireland
>>66701339
and aloha snackbar to you too my fellow anglo brother
CAN'T SHEATH THE SPIETH
BIRDIE
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D
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SPIETHGOD
Can someone with some charisma win this year??? Brutal back to back masters... Better than last year though
S P I E T H
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>the potato shithole of Ireland.
yfw a chink wins
fucking nice
>>66701352
he's """""""long off the tee"""""""" if you undesrstand what i'm talking about
Why don't I like Speith?
Not even a Rory fan btw.
What a putt by Day
>doubting day
>>66701418
>>66701424
He's shit tier.
The only reason he's relevant is that the PGA keep trying to make him happen, but it's not going to.
SPIETH
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I will call it again for a 3rd day:
Spieth will be the first back to back wire-to-wire winner in Masters history.
>inb4 rory never completes career grand slam because speith wins 20 consecutive masters tournaments
BESTWOOD
>>66701392
>wanting a memester like bubba
The best thing about this Spieth, Rory and Day trio is that they're boring
S H U T T E R
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Golf stories
post em
>be me
>like to play golf alone during the weekday when no one is out there
>usually pay $20 for 9 holes
>like to sneak around the course and usually end up playing 18 anyway
>get to a par 3 on the front 9
>there's a gut in my view playing another par 3 on the back 9 right next to my hole
>I hit my tee shot as he's finishes up putting his hole
>my ball goes over the green as he takes his cart to the next hole
>I get out a couple more balls to hit on the par 3 for practice
>guy droves his cart over to me and says "I'm a ranger on this course and you're not suppoesed to hit more than 2 shots on the green because it messes up the green, don't do it again!"
>this happened before I even hit my second shot
was he right to say that?
>>66701352
He's a big guy.
>>66701437
M8 I'm aware, but it was a pretty good putt
>>66701437
Support your aussie cousin, cuck
>Jason Day is rated #1 in the world
Literally why? Spieth and Rory are lightyears better
>>66701452
Spieth is by far and beyond the most boring. So hard to root for.
Am I cuck if I don't root for Spieth?
>>66701454
if he was the ranger
>>66701481
>aussies and britcucks have to come together if they want even a chance to beat /sp/ieth
>>66701454
BS reasoning. I'd call you out for playing two balls potentially slowing play down, but and not paying for b9 he stupid lmao
Speith will be the Federer of golf. Calling it now. Really good but boring as fuck.
>this happened a moment ago
>>66701500
>only watching the majors
>being a cuck
>matsuyama now cucking rory
>>66701517
Yes, he's literally the perfect white American golfer lad
>>66701500
Because he's won a shitload of tournaments lately and Spieth and Rory had been in slumps.
>>66701500
days only won like 7 tournaments in the last 9 months
>>66701536
>brits are this mad at American domination
>>66701525
course is empty, no one behind me
believe me I'm the last guy to slow play down
>>66701442
i'd never see this happen as i'd probably kill myself after the 4th
>tfw we're halfway there
HIT IT ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SLOPE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!
>>66701454
>I'm a ranger on this course and you're not suppoesed to hit more than 2 shots on the green because it messes up the green
literally what
>>66701567
>Implying I mind other American golfers
>Based Bernhard
I wouldn't mind seeing that old kraut win.
>>66701599
>playing golf messes up the course
>>66701605
>lands a beautiful birdie on the previous hole
>b-but he's boring
>>66701599
the divots from the ball hitting the green mark it up
>>66701588
put me in your will for your golf clubs
>>66701615
to be fair it does fampai. especially when morons are dragging their spikes, no replacing their divots and not repairing ball marks
after a bunch of casuals play the course can be really fucked up
Spieth make it
soooo close
>>66701617
He is great, no mistake. Frustratingly good. But just boring as fuuuuuuck. Such a cunt. A cunty mccuntster.
>>66701627
you don't want my clubs, they're old and shitty taylor made burners and I recently broke my 5 iron trying to hit a shot off some rocks
>>66701517
no, he has literally no personality
which golfer fucked the most hotties? that's the mark of a true champion.
If I was a good putter and short game I'd be scratch baka
>RORY
>>66701663
Tigger obv
>>66701663
jon daly
>Rory's Annual Augusta Bed Shitting 2016
Langer's got this, lads.
Who /abRory/ here
>>66701661
>not letting the golf talk for you
>smiley
>smylie
>>66701689
doesn't count they were gross. i'm talking actual hotties
>>66701689
>implying porn stars and hookers count
>Black guy in green jacket
Who the fuck allowed this?
>>66701711
Gary Player then
>>66701703
here lad
>>66701663
according to feherty it was arnold palmer by far, not tiger
made arnold out to be a bit of an asshole with the way he carried on, to be honest
>>66701541
>at least he held onto his helmet
too bad golf doesn't give as many opportunities for jim bantz to shine
>>66701723
I think he banged his kid's babysitter. She was probably qt
>>66701725
Everyone who couldn't beat Tiger.
>>66701725
Vijay is Asian mate
There's bigger threats to Spieth than Rory right now tbqh
who /abdechambrowmcilroydayrosewilletmcdoweldonald/?
>>66701320
probably out play you tho bub
>Rory
it just keeps happening
>>66701741
he probably pulled a lot of 50's poodle skirt qts. based
Rory implosion incoming
lANGER ON THE RISE
>Rory Cackleroy
LANGER
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fuck this shit this is bullshit
2011 all over again
how can a 4-time major winner shit the bed like this with the whirled watching.
>>66701665
if i was better at golf i'd be better at golf
>langer wins and causes controversy over basically anchoring his putter
>Being so cucked you can't even declare independence
>The occupied territory of Northern Ireland
>Day
Oh, my. He's not gonna' like that.
In times of crisis I kill a hobo and acquire his power. Does the trick.
Next Ryder cups gon be filled with mudslimes screamin allahu akbar
>anon stop watching boring golf and come hang out with me!
>>66701832
>whirled
>>66701822
>not Rory Cuckleroy
>>66701850
Shut up Jessica
>>66701832
Doesn't have the mental aspect
>American, a Jap, and a Kraut leading
World War II up in this bitch.
>>66701850
put your tongue in your mouth slut
shouldve been in
reeeeeeeeeeee
I'm starting to feeling the Bern lads
>>66701848
I don't think Muslims know that golf exists tbqh
>inb4 you do
>>66701871
>French nowhere to be seen
>>66701857
I count myself among the whirled.
The world can go to hell.
>>66701848
>exploding ball trick with muslims
>>66701848
>bombing at the next Open or Ryder Cup
I would vomit from anger.
>langer speith sunday pairing
>rub ya belly fer good luck
How can we all not root foor bernhard langer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time to put Speef on the clock. Twitchy fucker.
M A G A
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Spieth getting close to Kevin Na tier with this pre shot shenanigans.
Fucking hit it, faget.
I watch the Masters for the scenery not the golf
>Dat peaceful birdsong
>Speith stepping on Rory's neck
top kek whomever is paired with speeth feels the pressure
and Day blows it again
>#1 in the whirled
>>66702033
>>66702033
We had Canadian coverage earlier in the day. I shit you not 80s guitar instead of soft piano. Jim Nantz is the shit. American commentators are elite, the best.
mcilroy is always short with his fucking irons. no goddamn feel at all
>>66701926
Kek
FEEL THE BERN MOTHERFUCKERS
>>66701832
Literally kill yourself and take Rorlel with you you stupid island nigger
>>66702086
FOH shill
>>66701850
Get a boob job and maybe we'll talk whore
Rors faltering
>rory
>RORY
>>66702121
>he likes fake tits
Rory "Bogie" Mcilroy
Spieth is going to moonwalk into the clubhouse
Jason Day is going to win this tournament
book it
>>66701850
>using your phone whilst driving
Why would I want to get in a car with you where I'll probably die?
tfw Bernhard outdoin you
Spieth is slow as fuck. Put him on the clock. Literally nothing worse than slow players.
Will every year be /speith/ from now on ?
i want to fuck spythe in his cute boypussy
>All these players now ahead of Rory
It's ogre
>>66702200
would spieth be able to get himself an irish slag if he wanted?
>Anon, stop watching golf already. You've been watching it for 3 days straight.
>>66702169
>tfw Bernhard outdoin you
lads i have a date but i just wanna watch golf
>>66702222
Isn't he married and true to his wife like a good Southern Boy ?
>>66702156
Better than no tits
>brother wants to switch to MotD
What do lads?
>>66702200
High test as fuck.
Why did the autistic shitskin wear camo pants today?
It's a disgrace Tbh
>>66702232
Make her watch it with you
>>66702258
tell him to fuck off
>>66702252
>married at 23
Fuckin yanks
>>66702232
Invite her over for Masters and chill
>>66702232
No you don't
>>66702252
He's not married, but he's in a long term relationship with his high school sweet heart.
>>66702226
>socks
>in bed
>>66702232
quit being a fag
you're literally slowing the progress of human evolution
go put your D in the P
Rory is kill
>ball right in front of the tree
top kek
>>66702169
he's outdoing a lot of people m8
its half past 2 and Rory's hit it into the woods again
>>66702281
>You will never be Jordan Spieth
What's the point of living? ;_;
>Working from home not doing shit
>Just fucked GF (shit was cash)
>Watching Spieth dominate moving day at Augusta
Who /Comfy/ as me right now?
>RORY
RORY
O
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Y
Ivanka is exemplary wife tbqh
>rory falling apart.
how does he have the strenght to keep picking up the club at this point?
>>66702304
the continued existence of the hominid
>Dechambeau
GET THIS LITERAL MEMEING REDDITOR FAGGOT OUT OF GOLF REEEEEEEEE
>+2
kek, fucking college boy
>>66702283
how is that a bad thing?
>>66702312
Thick
>>66702308
>wasting your energy on fucking
wew
>non links golf
Trash
>>66702259
>High test
You have no idea what you are talking about
Kill yourself
>Langer
Sieg Heil?
Bernhard Train all aboard!
>>66702351
there's no rough at augusta it's basically links
>>66702304
I dunno as great as his life is, I'd probably miss my thick hair
>Langer
German nationalism is on the rise m8s
>>66702357
wow
take it easy man
Fourth Reich when?
shitty camera angle CBS thx
>>66702377 (check 'em)
It's a sign, lads.
>>66702373
There's trees fucking everywhere
who /almostflippedagolfcartover/ here?
>>66702312
Trumpsticks
bloop
>smylie
>white people names
also
>rory
>>66702379
High test is serious business
High test don't play around
>RORY
JUST
>>66702377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE4FoCxfANk
>KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY >KEKILROY
>RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY >RORY
>rory
My fucking sides
>RORY
>RORY
>RORY
>RORY
>RORY
>RORY
RORS ELIMINATED
these semen slurping sports is not for me, lads
enjoy your weekend
>rory
Get BTFO eurocucks.
>lead pair make it to the amen corner stream coverage
>get to watch Rory screw the pooch from multiple angles
>RORY
>>66702416
Try running one off a bridge into a creek.
Getting banned from courses is the best.
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE ISLANDNIGGER
SHOW YOURSELF YOU ARROGANT TWAT
my brother wants to play 9 holes right now, i'll post my scorecard tomorrow
The back 9 easier today or will Spieth have a hard time extending his lead
>british flags disappear
>McLelroy
The pattern on Rory's shirt makes it look like he has bigger pecs
LGTSS
>Starving to death because you couldn't figure out how to grow potatoes
Daily reminder that 4 majors is more than 2 majors
fuck of speith fags, you bunch of cucks
willet for top 6 pls
>Rory
>yurofags
>the '''''''''future ''''''''' of golf
>>66702497
Aint even mad. Usually root for Tiger anyway. And Westwood.
>tato
n-no b-b-bully ;_;
>Everyone playing worse than shit
>roary
>>66702525
>signing with Nike
His career went to shit after that famalam, he'll never with another. Tiger was the only guy who could hit those trash clubs.
Coke boy is due lads
>>66702525
>Rory has NEVER won a Green Jacket
>Speith is about to repeat
>>66702568
that club looks like a giant straw and he's getting ready to snort a huge line off the green
>>66702568
due to choke again? he's trying his hardest to be Sergio
>Speth
Is spieth on the spectrum?
>Dat cute little bridge at 11
hahahhahHAHAHAHA
fuck off rory lol
>>66702566
the red driver is quite nice tbqh senpai, i played with a friend's once and enjoyed it 8/10
Total rory meltdown lads
>Speith hasn't given up the lead in the Masters for two years now
>tfw you will never be a groundsman at Augusta
>>66702525
>roots for a filthy foreigner
>calls others cucks
End your life
>>66702626
Yeah golf courses are allowed to look cool here. Links courses look like shit lmfao
i'm playing 9 holes i'll keep you posted
>>66702566
Still had the scotty cam in the bag most years which is most important tbqh
>+2
ALL OF MY KEKS
Ahh CHOO
NO
SHIT
FUCK
>the city of speth
>>66701156
>Jordan
Nooooooooo
Jordanius Smith Smieth Smeth Spieth, Esq.
>SPIETH
>>66702673
I'm playing ur mums 9 holes. I'll keep you posted.
Doucheshambeau went into the drink hahahahaaha
pls don't lose the lead Spiethpai ;_;
LANGER IS ONE BACK
Calm-under-pressure Kraut Bernhard is going to win
>DOUBLE BOGEY SPIETH
TOPKEKKEKEKKE
>>66702735
>>66702673
I am keeping both Your Mother's vaginas posted. I'm staying hydrated.
I had to go pick up my wife's son from the gym, what did I just miss with speith?
>SPEEF
>today would have been Seve's 59th birthday
;_;
They all suck
why the fuck is Langer allowed to use the long putter when they've been banned on the pga? That womanizing kraut should be dq'd
>>66702770
>my wife's son
FEEL THE BERN
>>66702770
Looked mortal for once. Double bogey on 11 to cut his lead to 1 over 79 year old Bernhard Langer.
>BERN HARDER
>>66702770
>my wifes son
>>66702788
They banned anchoring, not length.
>+5 on the day
LMAO what the fuck?
>the twin burning nuclear holocaust "cities" of Speith and Rory
>sport
>58 year old in contention
pick one
>>66702831
Lol he's still anchoring it you cuck
R O R S
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>>66702841
spieth's still in the lead, Senpai
BERNOUT
>>66702790
>>66702819
>implying a German would vote for a Jew
Why can't Rory into Augusta National? Or are we just expecting too much from a guy who hasn't won the Career Grand Slam at 26?
kersploosh
>>66702868
he's not going to win tomorrow if he plays like he has today tomorrow desu
>yfw Speith wins on even par
now THAT was a nice birdie
>>66702906
he's really not that good desu
SPIETH, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66702917
Not gonna be nearly as windy tomorrow, he'll birdie the shit out of the course tbqh.
Spieth's back, faggots
BASED SPIETH
BASED SPIETH
>invent sport
>be complete shit at it
why are europeans so pathetic?
>>66702921
Pottery
BIRDIE
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>Angel Cabrera would be tied for the lead if he hadn't made 9 on 15 thursday
Kill me please. Angel is best
atta boy
>Spieth
>Choking
Pick one
>he fell for the Spieth is a failure meme
Hugely embarrassing.
>>66702735
>1 mouth
>1 anus
>1 vagina
>2 ears
>2 nostrils
That's 7. Where the fuck else are you fucking her, through the pupils?
nice putt nippon
>>66702917
>the city of you
JASON "SALLY" DAY
SPEITH BIRDIES LOL
Fuck off you balding cunt
>dat Hideki putt
CHANNEL THE FUHRER'S BLESSING TO LANGER
>>66703006
very close, but I prefer to remove the eyeballs first
I don't really into golf. Why do people keep saying Rory is going for a grand slam. I thought winning a grand slam was winning all the majors in one seasons. Aren't all the players trying to do that?
CAN'T SAP THE JAP
BOGEY SAVE
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>>66703059
career grand slam
>>66703059
career grand slam. Rory has won the other three majors but not Augusta
Do you think Jack could still compete?
>>66703059
career grand slam, shit's hard as fuck in golf and a very small amount of players have done it
CHEST PUTTER
>CHEST PUTTER
CHEST PUTTER
>CHEST PUTTER
CHEST PUTTER
>CHEST PUTTER
CHEST PUTTER
>CHEST PUTTER
CHEST PUTTER
>CHEST PUTTER
>>66702906
I see
>1867
what the fug
>>66703059
It's a career Grand Slam, which has only been done by like 5 guys.
A single year Grand Slam has never been accomplished, although Tiger in his prime held all four titles at once.
>>66703097
nah. Tom Watson was already hitting short tee offs and his putting was way off yesterday
>>66703097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIPKyuvtfc4
>>66703017
it's still true though. A 3 stroke lead is not a lot going into sunday and hasn't he shot par today? He needs at least -3 tomorrow if he wants that jacket
>>66703103
It's within the rules, retard. It's just a long putter, it doesn't touch any part of his body but his hands
Spieth putting/short game unreal sheesh
>>66703141
CHEST PUTTER
>CHEST PUTTER
CHEST PUTTER
>CHEST PUTTER
CHEST PUTTER
>CHEST PUTTER
CHEST PUTTER
>CHEST PUTTER
CHEST PUTTER
>CHEST PUTTER
CHEST PUTTER
>CHEST PUTTER
>>66703114
aka the Tiger Slam
>Smylie Kaufman
>golfer from the South and not a delicatessen from New York
Literally how lads?
>>66701454
No he is a faggot
>>66703134
Conditions will be much better tomorrow desu. He will score lower even if he plays the same way
My nigga Smylie looking to play in the final group
>>66701536
>not as charismatic as Lee or Westwood r-right guys?
>go run some errands
>come back
>Mitsubishi Toyota is now breathing down /sp/eef's neck
>>66703185
>conditions will be much better tomorrow
not really. Look at the weather
>>66701663
Dustin "Long" Johnson
Hello friends.
IGGLE INCOMING
PEPPER THY ANGUS
damn that was a nice putt though
>>66703170
Dad was the coach of UAB's golf team.
He got Grahame McDowell to play there, and the guy the lead after 3 rounds at St. Andrew's last year.
>>66703059
You're thinking of a "Calendar Grand Slam"
>laying up
he's getting nervous, lads
who L/a/nger here?
>laying up
Wtf are you doing /sp/eith?
>>66701711
>>66701723
You guys think the publicized girls were the only kinds he fucked? Imagine the pussy he got before mariage, and the ones after we never heard about
>Japan will be tied for the lead at the Masters
>>66703374
asuka a shit
>nipponese putting
If Matsuyama getting in the lead means all these anime faggots I'm not sure if I want him up there.
>ywn see a spieth win consecutive masters wire to wire
Are caddies the biggest cucks on earth?
>>66703374
>not Matsuy/a/ma
Smug_anime_girl_816.png
>>66703132
LOL nice Jack Nickelson is GOAT
>>66702659
Probably the most comfy occupation.
>Bunker to Bunker
It's like WW1
>commercial break before Matsu can go for birdie
reeeeee
>>66703460
>get 10%of six and seven figure winnings for handing dudes a 9 iron
Not even close.
>>66703477
>Jack Nickelson
>not feeling the /Bern/
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
>>66702986
el pato
l
p
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o
>>66703463
>Getting 10% of upwards of millions for being knowledgeable about a sport but not having the ability to play t a professional level
>>66703515
Obviously he is refering to his performance as the Joker
>Matsuyama under pressure
what a specimen...did not make
>robots assisting the global banking executives
this is gonna be /pol/ meme soon
>>66703521
When its put that way, now I want Langer to choke.
>>66703656
A L P H A B A R N R A T
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SPEYETHE
>>66703628
hamill is better.
>Jason Day played well
good meme
dustin with the non fitted hat!
>the shuttered, rustic chateau of Bryson DeChambeau
poor guy ;_;
>>66703816
That'll teach him to be optimistic and goofy in a serious sport
Bern a man of few words
>I wish you luck
>a lot of people are inspired by your play
>y-you too
SPIETH
Spieth BTFO of the field
great shot
HOW
DOES
HE
DO
IT
>tfw i took spanish 3 with jordan spieth in high school and he sat right next to me and we helped each other with homework
>tfw in that same class was josh bell who plays for the pirates now
>tfw they are both millionaires now and neither even remember that i exist while i post on 4chan while in college
So did
>tfw no gf
implode today?
ANIME B T F O
B
T
F
O
>spieth nails his shot
>chinky misses his putt
/sp/ieth will prevail lads. He will repeat and protect us from the weeaboo fags shitting up our board.
>>66703949
They haven't even shown him lol
>>66703932
How was he?
I guess there was a SLANT on the green
Am i rite guise
>>66703949
Yep
>>66703932
git gud
>>66703932
You've already peaked
>downhill from here
>>66703991
>Norwegian banter
>>66703991
Poor taste.
It's 2016.
>>66703991
Yera hwite mayul
the only thing oscillating is the god damn camera
>>66703952
Joke's on you, I'd rather /sp/eithpost Sunday.
>>66703985
he was just kind of your average high school kid. he was really nice though. far less douchey than his friends. his class was filled with assholes.
everyone knew he was the next tiger woods while we were there, but no one ever really treated him like it and he didn't treat anyone like he knew he was. cool guy.
also fun fact, he was pretty good as basketball too. we sometimes played pickup games after school if there was no practice.
>>66704009
>tfw 23 year olds have made millions while i am strugging with a web design degree and will only be making 50k or 60k a year
why live to be honest
HOW
DOES
HE
DO
IT
I'm surprised by how american these threads are. does nobody else like golf?
back to 3 stroke lead
J O R D A N
S P I E T H
Pack it up lads it's over
>>66704141
I failed a plumbing course this year
I have no future
>>66704146
all the Brits left after Rory went into the water
>this interview brought to you by Nissan™
Smylie wearin' the green pants a day early.
>live with your parents? lol poor
>2008 car? lol poor
what kind of fucking interview is this
He's so smiley
>Jim Nantz
>asking shitty questions
Pick Both
>>66703991
Grow up.
>>66704141
At least you have better hair than him.
S M Y L I E
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L
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>>66704199
>Implying you aren't some NEET faggot
MFW Rory Bombed Today
H
GOAT
E
I
P
S
>>66704141
bad feels
>this camerawork
where the fuck did it land
>>66704217
But does he?
>>66704175
dang, that's rough, i'm sorry.
>>66704217
what's wrong with his hair? how do you know what my hair looks like? im confused.
>chasing Spieth for the lead yesterday
>now T-26th
Apparently Rory is mad that Spieth is moving so slowly lel
Is Smylie Kaufman that goofy little bastard they were just interviewing? I just caught the tale end of it.
>6772222
pls stop
>>66704318
/sp/ieth bringing the bants as usual
Jim Nantz is a faggot for asking that kid what kind of car he has
>>66704295
Fucking 21 year olds. WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>66704321
Yeah. He called Jim Nantz "Jay" lol
>>66704336
>nissan
What a faggot
>>66704318
>Not everyone can move down the leaderboard as fast as you can Rory
>That hair
inb4 roryfags blame the wind
Post athletes you want to see get a career ending injury.
>pic related
goddam that shot
>>66704336
Nantz clearly knew what type of car it was and wanted Smylie to say it, duh. Also he's 24 and a pro golfer, not an innocent kid famm
>>66704383
>that filename
kys
>that putt
he aint making it
>be Scott Piercy
>hang in the red all day
>don't challenge for the lead
>putt it into a lake instead
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>still lives with parents
>awkward as fuck
I think Smylie may be one of us.
>WILLEL
>Nipps
>choking
If it wasn't for Speith being so far ahead we'd have a GOAT final day coming up.
>Hikeki Matsuyama
>>66704407
>nisekoi
kys
>>66704478
>if it wasnt for Spieth being so good we'd have a competition
>belly putting faggot
>+7
feels so good
>>66704478
>not wanting comfy, suspense free golf
Adam Scott baka and no surprise with Sergio lol
>That boomerang shot
jesus
how
everything just lands perfectly
>>66704512
tru
>>66704478
He's slowing down... literally. He'll break down tomorrow.
Literally the GOAT
>>66704557
>slowing down
>-5
>Kevin Na +15
https://youtu.be/Ia1QbVxsfLg hilarity
>>66704557
He has inducosis. I don't know how he is able to even play the sport let alone make it all 4 days. my mom has it and its not something to take lightly.
>RORY
HAHAHAH
Rory going full Phil from yesterday
SPIETH
BABY
/sp/ FINDS A WAY
SPIETH CANNOT BE STOPPED
Goddammit I cut roof of my mouth wit a cheezit FML
NERVES OF STEEL
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP DOING IT BROS?!?!?!
CANT
SHEATHE
THE
SPIETH
It's ogre.
SPIETH IS GOAT. POURING IT ON
Man if Day didn't drop his spaghetti in round 1 he'd be within striking distance. Surely Spieth will cruise tomorrow.
>Tfw Spieth gets an Eagle on the 18th hole
S P E I T H
Bros, it's been an honor /sp/eith posting with all of you...
This is truly a magical time and i'm glad to spend it with you lads.
>You simply cannot grief the Spief
>Spieth cucking both Europe and Japan
>>66702917
idiot
>-6
this is some serious voodoo amgic, guys
Spieth is boring as shit, he's not even that good
I NEED SOME MEME SHOUTS AND I NEED THEM NOW
>All these Speith faggots
Why
>turns on the masters
>spieth spiething
>rory choking again
Augusta's in Rory's head at this point tbqh
>>66704774
t. Rorycuck
>>66704774
lmao
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>66704774
stay mad
>>66704779
He's the great white American hope, of course he's popular.
>Langer third
Wut? Does being old give you advanced windmanagement skills?
>>66704774
RARE FLAG
>ever since 11
>>66704774
Djokovic of golf. Unstoppable robot.
>Spieth
>Tiger
how can europeans even compete?
>>66704779
ONE OF US
>>66704774
Get off your phone Rory you still have to break 80.
Nice greens
>>66704838
We'll win the Ryder cup again la
>>66704849
wtf would rory be using an english proxy on a mobile phone?
>>66704855
thats what happens when you keep poor people out
>Danny Willett
Top job, lad
I went to Highschool with Smylie. His brother Luckie was in a bunch of my classes
Go Rebs. fuck'em up Smylie
Spieth by bunker on 16
Why do golfers refer to themselves as "we"?
spieth is fucking ruining the sport and ratings. no one wants to watch a boring 5' 10'' baby faced white boy monotonously beat down on everyone. god fucking dammnit
>>66704872
UK pride
>>66704909
Them and their caddy.
>>66704909
In interviews? They're talking about their caddy.
>>66704909
the royal we
>>66704911
nice bait clive
>>66704885
>Luckie and Smylie
I bet his parents hosted parties with underage drinking and jimmy buffet music
>>66704934
What's that?
>>66704885
Are they jewish
Verne thinks he's going to make it. kek
that drop
wew
UNSTOPPABLE
Fuck Spieth and fuck this boring tournament
>>66704957
They're a really preppy family yeah. But they're nice people believe it or not. Luckie was a bit of a dork so he fit in with us autists despite being rich as fuck
>balls drops for spieth and lips out for everyone else
lucky shit
AB/sp/ieth BTFO
He just can't be stopped. You think he's down and then he pulls away again.
NIGGAS IN THE TREES
what in the fuck was that
FUCK
>>66705019
Where does/did luckie go to school? I'm at UA and I know a couple people who knew them.
SPIETH CHOKE INCOMING
C O L L A P S E
O
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FOUR
>>66704974
Britcuck """""culture""""""
>>66705082
Highschool? Vestavia. I assume he went to LSU like Smylie did afterwards
>tfw made a gin and tonic i've been looking forward to all day and the limes i got are udder dry tasteless shit
Cant wait for this
Tell me, Woosty. Just how deep in the trees do you have to go to find triple?
>>66705140
>udder
SHADES OF BUBBA WATSON
will he hit the tree?
>>66705177
dubs confirms he will
where have i seen this exact shot before
USA USA USA
>>66705186
>aussies in charge of predicting the future
NO GRIEF
ALL RELIEF
Jesus fucking christ man...
You think, "oh shit, here comes the bogey"
then nope, he just drills the fucker... This kid really is something else.
HE DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH WHAT THE FUCK
>>66705177
>>66705188
>>66705199
Just super impressed with this run of dubs desu.
>white guy translating
>>66705228
they keep saying he's from japan, you dummy
Theres no fuckin way this white guy speaks japanese. hes just making this shit up.
>>66705228
I know go back to china
>needing a translator
fuck this chink Tbh
>>66705241
I'm pretty sure most people educated in Japan learn English
You now remember this shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHzhAzYlRUY
First /a/ gets our get and now they're gonna beat us in the Masters when will it end
>>66705243
He is a weabo
>>66705265
hahaha no, they're absolutely terrible at speaking english over there
>>66705237
If I'm not mistaken he asked Hideki what he would do with a 12 inch penis. Well handled otherwise.
>>66705276
>Phil Mickelson will retire in your lifetime
>>66666666
>>66705243
I'd believe it
>>66705286
nigga Matsu is like 4th place
>>66705276
Phil's was so much better in difficulty and execution
Poor Rory
>>66705299
>he will unhinge and let go
watch Spieth make this
>>66705276
I keep forgetting Phil used to be good
How many people work fulltime at a place like augusta national to keep the field looking that pristine? must be super expensive.
I really, really hate mourning doves
>>66705265
Japan doesn't really have that many English speakers. One of the hardest places to find one that I have traveled to.
>>66705370
They probably pimp it up for the masters tho.
>>66705358
lmao get fucked spiethcuck
>>66705370
Lots and lots of field niggers
>>66705378
They make a lovely sound. Are you gay or something m8?
>>66705391
Yeah i imagine so. I'd be interested to see what it looks like in the middle of the summer. We get a ton of huge storms in georgia, i don't understand how it keeps looking so perfect every year. i think it'd be a great place to work.
CHOKE
stop hitting it into the woods, dammit
What the fuck, Spieth? Stop this!
>spieth
how rustled would the old boys be if a jap won?
C H O K E
H
O
K
E
CHOKER
>>66705383
Japan is a nation of xenophobes
They hate other cultures and languages
holy shit choke harder faggot
>/a/ steals /sp/'s get
>m/a/tsuyama about to steal /sp/ieth's masters
it's like pottery
>>66705378
Lure them into your yard with birdseed and then shoot them at point blank range
>the ghost of DeChambeau
He can get away with it a couple of times.
If he comes out tomorrow and keeps hitting into the trees he's going to fuck up this lead big time.
I don't expect him to though.
>>66705470
he's not even close to spieth at the moment, you dunce
Walked 26 miles and my feet are covered in blisters, should I pop them?
>>66705370
They have more laborers than members. Though a lot of work is outwourced to landscaping companies and whatnot. My uncle worked for a company paid to mow the grass and all and he got free tickets to the Masters and got to watch Tiger win in 2005
>>66705484
No one is playing good enough to catch him and no one will match his putting
hell be fine
>>66705444
Hes trying to challenge himself. relax.
>>66705510
Yes
>>66705510
No because then they'll get infected.
Put some cream on them senpai, and some plasters.
>Pumping up Nickelsons dick over a win 30 years ago
Disgraceful, fuck him
>>66705518
Thats pretty neat.
just hook it left
>>66705510
No
walk 26 miles backwards, regain stamina and reverse blister
Is genius
Get in on the fairway lol
>>66705499
he will be once spieth chokes on his spaghetti right here
please win mr japanese man
がんばって!!!
holy shit he did it lmao
GOAT
The last group is OVER an entire hole behind the group that was ahead of them.
Spieth is so fucking slow man. The PGA needs to put a stop to this garbage and put him on the clock when he keeps backing off over every fucking shot.
HOW DOES HE DO IT
>>66705582
>(you)
>>66705600
>this chapped, sore booty
>>66705605
haha I reverse jinxed it for muh boy jord
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
how the fuck did he do that? imagine this kid 5 years from now.
>>66705600
But time limits is why the game takes so long now you dolt.
>Rory looking for that elusive birdie
Even more elusive W at Augusta
Lol Rory thinks they're applauding for him
I get a tingle going up my right leg into my penis everytime i see mcelroy's face.
>mfw Speith does a Rory 2011 tomorrow
Bogey alert
yell at that fucking cuck caddy
>Choke
lel
>>66705551
DELETE THIS
It always amazes me how they never hit the ball when they do their practice swings
>>66705698
Double. Mark my words.
>>66705674
You have the gay
>15 minutes per hole
Fucking dumb
>>66705728
Dean pls go
>>66705717
Three to get on, three putts. Just like me.
>>66705728
i thought it was just my irish heritage and my natural reaction to seeing someone from my homeland.
took him 9 years to line up that garbage putt
M/a/tsuyama is gonna win
He's choking how
corned speef
matsu with the clutch tomorrow desu
>the city of speef
>>66705782
Thanks for the spoiler amigo
>hitting everything short now
>RORY
>>66705799
Rory just choked
>>chokelroy
Has anyone in the crowd been seen with a MAGA hat yet?
>England's Brave Rory McIlroy
FUCKING STOP CHOKING
NO FUCK
>>66705822
That would be GOAT.
>>66705717
son of a bitch
M/a/TSUYAMA IS GONNA DO IT
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66705717
Called it
>yorden speet
>Spooth
>>66705826
>England
god fucking SHIT WHY SPIETH?
>This 18th
What a shit show
>Day is only 3 back now
He's your winner btw
>SPIETH
Tough break there at the end for Spieth... Not too worried though...
See you lads tomorrow.
>persia zbeeith
>>66705858
He wants it to be a challenge tomorrow.
THE FINAL GROUPING WILL BE RIVETING! WE HAVE OURSELVES ABALLGAME!
USA US AUSA
>>66705822
Imagine the reaction if a golfer did lmao
Night Rory! Night Jordan!
>those last two holes
J U S T
Tomorrow's gonna be interesting...
top kek when langer wins
>>66705885
Jordan pulls it on after doing the repeat as he dons the jacket.
Dubs and Langer beats Spieth in a playoff
>>66705945
>Langer staying in contention on the back nine on Sunday
Doesn't he look tired
>not rooting for based Smylie
>tfw no Bubba
>>66706134
this isnt real
>>66706146
>wanting a literal who to win the masters
>>66706265
actually it is lmao.
https://twitter.com/TomWatsonPGA?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>>66706631
Based retardbro
>>66706777
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