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>Cain
>not Heston
why.jpg
Just about to make a new thread with that same image.
Well done, OP.
>>66681253
dubs for dodgers
I give it 4 innings before ross tosses the game
>no posey
fuck this
>SF v LA, umpball 2 low strike boogaloo
lol why do you faggots think we are rivals?
If it's a rivalry then it's pretty unbalanced
>>66681367
>mandatory fire starter
>>66681253
Some nut job type was telling me we were gonna lose our title of Best in our Division now that Scully Retired.
>>66681369
LA Dodgers 5
SF Giants 3
Yeah
>>66681396
He actually retired finally?
>>66681369
LMAO EVEN THE LARGEST VICTORY HAS
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Raiders > Whiners
Lakers > Warriors
Dodgers > Giants
Sharks > Kings
Discuss
>>66681415
after this season he's retiring
>>66681369
brooklyn dodgers were the literal underdogs of the league for decades
once both teams moved to california it has all changed
Dodgers have been more successful coming to the west than the Giants have
it is only the past 16 years where giants have gotten a competent staff whereas the dodgers nearly went bankrupt and still made it to the postseason going as far as the NLCS twice in the past 10 years
>>66681420
This is a shit meme and I don't even know what it's alluding to.
This game getting stopped. It's gonna rain all night.
>>66681433
>twice
You mean 3 times
2008, 2009, 2013
Hell even in the 2010s, one could make the argument the Dodgers have been more successful than the Giants on the account of winning more games and having more division titles
>>66681415
After this season.
>>66681398
Well by that logic you can't claim Jackie Robinson, for example, as part of your team's history. Also I'm sure you have fond memories of all 5 of those series wins.
>>66681446
Kershaw's history earned him "multiple entries" on a list of all time worst postseason pitching performances
>>66681451
>Hell even in the 2010s, one could make the argument the Dodgers have been more successful than the Giants on the account of winning more games and having more division titles
lel no but still my point stands
and with the dodgers being the first and possibly only team to even get a successful television deal it only shows the front office is much better than any other and its only what year 3?
dodgers will most likely win a WS in the next 10 years no doubt.
>>66681488
Huh, now I know.
Still a shit meme.
>>66681334
he's too busy at the command center
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRaSe9ZF_hI
reply to this post if your team never threatened to relocate.
NOT SO FAST, GIANTS FAGS
If it's not a rivalry explain the beef between marichal Koufax and mays, or how Robinson retired when he was traded to the Giants, or how mays refused to be traded to the dodgers.
>>66681534
not once
not twice
if I remember correctly not even three times
FOUR times did the giants threaten to relocate because of the low fanbase attendance
FOUR
If repeating integers this isnt a real rivalry
>>66681540
>Robinson retired when he was traded to the Giants
Perfectly normal behavior
>or how mays refused to be traded to the dodgers
Sore loser
Nothing to see here.
>ads in MLB.tv
for fucks sake why!?!
>doyers are all shit and all talk and all shit-talk
>deflection for days
>nuh uh it's the Giants who are shit and they aren't even rivals on our level
never change, pennantless wonders
of course the Giants aren't on your basic bitch, shit-tier level
>>66681632
Obviously >muh shekels
>>66681576
>all those Dodger fans in prime seats at AT&T park
nice fanbase ya got there Jints.
>it's not a rye-valry
>>66681635
>pennantless wonders
>9 NL pennants in LA
>3 NL pennants in SF
HURRRRR DURR
>>66681658
>Dodgers fans literally paying the giants for expensive seats to watch the dodgers lose in a league with no salary cap
Lmao get cucked more
>>66681635
>pennantless
>5 WS wins
get fucked, you fluke pieces of shit
>>66681658
>Doyer fans dumb enough to buy tickets to a game getting rained out.
>>66681658
They're used to having to buy the best seats to have a good view of the game. They don't know about based AT&T.
>>66681691
>3 NL pennants in SF
heh, ok buddy
TYBP
TYBP
>getting perfecto'd by a no-name
HAHAHAHHAA
>>66681253
If only we played like this last season.
>>66681717
6 pennants you're still the bottom bitch
Fucking puig
Bay of puigs in full effect
giants being no hit by a rookie.
>>66681632
IT'S THE SAME 1 AD EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>66681702
>Jints win 3 in 5 years and still can't get fans to show up due to light rain
>good example of this is that during the final 3 game Dodger-vs-Giants series in 1991, the Giants drew over 150,000 fans. The attendance for these 3 games represented almost 1⁄10 of their total fans (1.7 million) for the entire 81 game home schedule, and prompted at least one reporter on ESPN to wonder if the euphoria in the Bay Area following the games reflected a delusion that the Giants had won the World Series rather than simply knocking the Dodgers out.
The Giants LITERALLY treat the Dodgers losing as their version of the World Series
>>66681754
I guarantee you those seats belong to season ticket holders who were more than happy to take $500 from some foyer fans for $200 seats
>>66681743
The most recent one must have been real exciting for you to wa...
...oh, sorry.
>>66681779
>this is the best he can offer
k
>>66681705
>jints fans afraid of a little water
How does it feel to know that to the Dodger fanbase, the Giants are no different than the Rockies?
why isnt the game on CSNBA?
>>66681794
>the best he can offer is deflection away from the fact that his team hasn't even reached the world series in his lifetime
k
>>66681253
UMPBALL UMPBALL UMPBALL!!!!!!
How do doyers fans know what winning a world series feel like?
>>66681826
>born in 87
may not remember it but it was in my lifetime
>>66681826
In my lifetime the Dodgers have 5 LA championships
How about your team?
>>66681806
orange friday is always on nbc bay area
>cain riverdancing around first base
im glad Utley didnt kill Cain right there. but at the same time i wish that he would so Heston can go on the rotation.
>>66681850
Ok grandpa post your license with a timestamp to prove
>>66681806
NBCBA likes to broadcast a bunch of the Friday night games because they draw good ratings. Same broadcast format on both channels anyway since they're partners, with the exception that Miller does pbp on NBC while Kuip is the head guy on CSN.
>>66681847
The only way dodgers fans on /sp/ could even know what a WS feels like is if they bandwagoned ABG every season since 1988, which is probably what most of them have actually done
>>66681847
The ones that do used to be fans of other teams.
HIT A HOME RUN, CAIN
>cain
the giants are so dumb for investing so much in this guy. he's average at best
>>66681887
>>66681904
Because we have that Dodger L.A blue pride, I had to fight norcaca Giant and Athletics fans all though middle school and highschool but I don't get my t.v segment on violent Norcal fans.
>>66681826
>tfw never had to watch my team lose a world series
>GIANTS
>GETTING PERFECTO'D BY A ROOKIE
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA This is better than sex
PERFECTO INCOMING
JINTS GIVE UP FIRST EVER PERFECT GAME TO A ROOKIE ON THEIR FIRST START
B
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>>66681972
But have you ever seen the dodgers win a ws? YouTube doesn't count
>>66682008
are all Jints fans 15 year old bandwagoners to think nobody was alive in '88?
lol
Hey Giants fags
How does it feel to see the face of your franchise in Boston?
>>66681985
>0 for 27 with 0 (zero) appearances is worse than 3 for 27 with 4 appearances
>>66682008
>win a ws
Protip for Dodger fans reading your post: You have to reach the world series to win it.
>>66682036
pls don't reply to this b8, Jints
love,
a dodger fan
>>66682026
How old were you in 88?
>>66682044
>4 appearances
>forgets the Giants got BTFO by the A's in 1989
>giants have won 3 WS in my lifetime
>the last time the dodgers won the WS I was nine years away from being born
>so far in the past LA wasn't a shithole yet
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FOLKS
hey buds, just got home
how has cain looked?
>>66682090
Meh.
>>66682080
>giants fans confirmed for teenage bandwagoners
>>66681427
The Raiders moved back to LA already?
This shitposting is rampant.
>a literal rookie with a perfect game in process
wood plz go
>>66682090
alright
he's been able to locate FB and SL without worrying about them getting knocked out because it's foggy and rainy.
Opened the game with a walk, but he's trying to fit in again.
Pence had a homer stolen by the fog, too, so all's fair.
Kitamura!!!
>>66682080
>people under the age of 20 post here
Fuck, I need to leave this place.
TYBP
BASED PEDERSON
KEEP IT GOING
literally who is pitching for the doyers
Quick, name the top 3 moments for the dodgers in the past 27 years:
>>66682121
You jinxed it.
any other giants fans /hate kruk/ here?
>>66682172
Dude, enough is enough. Stop shitposting.
>you will never be good friends with Buster Posey
;_;
>needed 4 innings to get a baserunner
>>66682173
Cool fans bro
>>66682171
their #11 starter because they cant go an offseason without half their pitchers getting in car accidents
>>66682107
The Rams are coming to L.A unless they changed.
>>66682204
>San Franfaggot talking about faggots
>>66682204
cute couple
>>66682204
>san francisco posting about gay fans
oh the ironing
What happened to Kershaw?
>>66682204
*blushes*
>>66682239
Season ending injury
Lakers 16
Bay Area 16
Discuss
glad Cain is doing good so far. but isnt it the 5th inning he gets shat on?
>>66682239
Nothing, he's playing tomorrow.
Unless...
TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW
>>66682204
>
>>66682226
>>66682233
>>66682236
>>66682240
>>66682250
I live off (You)'s where no one can refute my point, thank you for another day's sustenance
NO HITTER STILL IN TACT
>JINTS
>>66682247
I don't have cable.
>>66682244
Bay Area 15 you mean
raiders won in LA
>>66682273
how about you shut the fuck up and keep posting guys kissing each other on the lips
pederson or van slam going yard this inning
>NO HIT BY A ROOKIE
whos /directtv/ here
Leave it to the Giants to not score when Cain is pitching, ffs
deez Curves. damn.
doyers. did this pitcher just show up under the radar? i thought Urias was the one who was coming up next.
>>66682284
Nah I took that in consideration
>>66682286
Why, are you getting off on it?
>>66682290
>>66682280
try not to jinx it too much
>>66682297
he will in july probably
urias is still too shaky and ross is only coming up because roberts wants his own pet project and so far it is working out for him
For now...
what happened to susac
Remember how ass-blasted the doyers were last year over 2 no hitters involving just a little bit of pine tar and an obvious error?
Still makes me chuckle.
$9001 gorillion dollars and no hits. Twice.
>>66682300
No way. I fucking hate gay people so much I'm probably the straightest person you'd ever meet. I just think it's amusing so keep posting pictures of them so I can laugh at them.
The Tampa bay rays would booty blast both of these queer cali teams.
>early season joc
why does he tease us like this
Based Joc works a double from 0-2
>WHOLE NEW JOC
JOC!
>>66682297
They're doing that retarded Strasburg/Harvey thing where they're gonna want him to only throw 15 pitches a game 5 times a year so his career is already over
>>66682346
>I'm straight because I hate gays!!
More like closet homo.
>>66682328
Some shit with his wrist or something.
>>66682346
I'm no psychologist but I'm pretty sure this level of asspain at even considering it is projecting or denial or something. Either way it means you're probably gay.
>>66682369
I really like women.
>>66682397
So why do you hate gays?
Genuinely curious at this point.
>>66682397
Do you really, really like women in a similar way to Aaron Rodgers?
>>66682400
He hates himself for getting a boner everytime he sees something gay
TYBAJ
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so how about that ball game
BASED AJ
I like aj ellis b/c he's bad and he gave crawford props after the 2012 postseason
>>66681253
Das it mang
How does a guy like that get a qt like that?
>>66682400
It's just not right and I don't think it's right for gays to kiss each other in public when I'm around. Shit even in baseball my team mates would playfully smack each other's asses and I told them to never do that shit to me.
>>66682443
By rocking really hard.
>>66681253
What happened to Lincecum
>>66682246
WELP
mfw Giants going to get no-hit by a rookie in his first ever start.
>>66682437
>I like aj ellis b/c he's bad
He's not bad he's just not that good either. He'll be a great coach someday though
>>66682463
15 DL
Cause:Autism
watch Cain throw it at his head and end his career .
>>66682450
That's not really a reason at all.
>>66682450
Getting a good smack on the ass after a good bunt or sack fly to advance a runner or a nice defensive play is one of the manliest things that can happen
>>66682490
>cain ending anybody's career
not with those meatballs he's throwing
>>66682490
Cain will have a price on his head
>>66682475
>tfw i remember an article about how greinke and ellis would always talk about becoming a GM/manager duo in the future
>tfw gronk just left and immediately contracted cholera in that third world state and will be dead before he can even retire
No
Nooooooooo
>>66681253
Cain's Fired mang
BASED SEAGER
didn't this also happen all the time last year?
he'll look good for the first few innings and then just melt in the fifth?
seems like a mental thing at this point
fucking hell
This game is fucking over
>swinging at the first pitch
come on turner he's breaking down out there you gotta make him throw more pitches
>kersh vs bum tomorrow
mite be cool
>>66682572
No it isn't. It's in the 5th inning, Anon. The game ends after the 9th inning.
>>66682595
Watch it turn into a slugfest.
>>66682595
literally every time its a kershaw no run support game
doesnt help that he used up 8 games worth of his average support in game 1
>>66682597
the giants would get shut out by 37 year old zito with cain pitching
These announcers pronounce maeda's name funny.
You people are WORTHLESS!
WORTHLESS!!!
>>66682637
perma-Cain'd
>>66682642
KEN TA MA Ae DA
>5 no hit innings
>4 innings left to go
>on a 100 pitch limit
can he do it?
Don't ever throw your bat like that again
>>66682683
I want to believe
>>66682721
Pederson sometimes acts like a baby.
I remember last season against the Giants he bashed his helmet against the dugout wall and screamed at the ump.
>>66682635
this ain't the donnie dumbbell dodgers no more
Doesn't diving and sliding for balls hurt
>>66682683
>ae
No
>>66682748
kike hernandez looks more white than buster posey
>>66682805
having played in high school and a bit in college it does a bit but depends on how you slide what matters
>6 innings
>no hits
>final 9 coming up
>>66682805
not if you catch them
fuck this team. fucking reeeee
CANT RIP ON THE STRIP
>>66681253
Stripling is beasting right now
*Knock on wood*
I'd still keep him on even he doesn't get a no hitter this game. Kershaw's failed my ass too many times.
>rookie pitcher
>was literally going to go back to triple A until the final roster change on the last day
>6 straight hitless innings
>against the giants who is only resting posey
>A FUCKING ROOKIE
>getting no-hit
>by a literal no one
>against the dodgers
>with cain pitching decent
what an exceedingly annoying game
>>66682856
>Knock on wood
the jints sure did yesterday
>>66682881
fucking kek
inb4 buster says wtf is this shit and grabs a bat with a couple of baserunners walked on and takes a walkoff lap
>>66682857
>>A FUCKING ROOKIE
sometimes all that means is no scouting report
>>66682911
>Excuses
>>66682907
>inb4 buster says wtf is this shit and breaks his leg in a collision with a bat boy
godamn. i dont care getting shut out. just get a fucking hit you fucking hit.
>cain back in SF
>all healed up
>arm rotating both ways
>freshly lubed by the rain
>prepared for the caining backlog that's been on hold for the last 4 years by watching your boys get no hit by a rook
computer checks out guys
>Walk
>>66682930
>get a fucking hit you fucking hit.
>>66681253
Isn't there some kind of statistical probability math thing you can do to figure out what stripling is going to pitch based on the number of pitches, innings, and player stats?
he has a pitch limit?
so the dodgers actually expect something from him?
that was pretty close to not be swinging at
>jints literally trying to get no hit
Baez is the bullpen get ready for this
>>66682959
cainer's calculated it here >>66682939
they're fucked m8
that cutie in the stands. is that his family?
FUUUUCK
haha belt tried to sell that hard
DOUBLE PLAY
THE NO HITTER CONTINUES
God DAMMIT FUUUIUUUUCK
>>66682920
I'm not him but it's true. It's what helped Heston no-no the Mets last year, and everyone knows it (although it wasn't his very first start, so the Mets had less of an >excuse).
>>66682929
Your glass Posey act is still as tired as ever but I admit I chuckled at this one.
LMAO
>6 OUTS
Off the fucking rubber it's a fucking sign
Dodgers fielding...
>no hits
HAHAHAHAHA
holy shit dat bounce from the gods off the mound
>>66682991
what do you think anon?
jesus fucking crhist niggering ahmed.
baseball gods favoring stripling tonight. His tommy johns surgery will undo his career asap.
>>66682991
it's his fiancee
Dodgers FO planning the parade and ring/flag ceremonies as we shitpost
>all the predictions of "depth"in pitching rotation analyst were saying would help the dodgers
>for once analyst might have actually got something right
I don't know what will be more sad, the giants actually getting no-hit or the celebration when they break it up
>It's a DG shitposting for the rest of the year about a no hitter episode
talk shit and get no hit by aaa pitcher brehs
>>66683078
>the celebration when they break it up
>celebrating breaking up a no hit from a rookie pitcher
its a win win situation for the dodgers with the no hitter obviously being the greater crown
>>66683080
i wanted the no hitter to happen until i read this post
>>66683091
Oh hey, it's that picture of that guy again.
>this will be the defining moment of the dodgers season.
Ayyy lmao.
>>66683080
even if the Giants break it up, he'll still post forever about the no-hit innings from this game
mfw they take out the rookie cuz of pitch count then the bullpen looses the game.
every morning i remember that mattingly is no longer manager and i smile.
>>66683080
oh god that guy is already insufferable
Are you really not supposed to mention a no hitter
Free pizza if he does it or are the jews done throwing us bones?
>>66681253
Why isn't anyone massaging striplings arm dude.
>>66683156
stop trying to jinx it gints fag
>>66683156
I dont give a fuck what these plebs think, Ill mention it if I want to
As a Giants fan I can at least be happy that this Dodger rookie wants to give me a free pizza this badly.
josh oshit
Oh my god please tell me somebody screen capped based striplands face in the dugout just now
wtf captcha
>>66683156
baseball players are very superstitious
>>66683166
everybody is supposed to stay away from him. don't want to jinx it
>>66683170
SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT
NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER
SKUNK SKUNK SKUNK
>>66683107
>this is what dodgers fans actually believe.
You can't even name the last 4 people throw no hitters without googling it.
what was roberts yelling about?
>>66683224
He thought it was a ball not a strike
>Rain
OH BABY
>>66683156
giants would never allow a no hitter
we're too good to allow that
>risp
>now rain
>he's getting baptized
Kek gotta love MLB tonight
is there a doyers broadcast stream?
Rains not gonna let up. They should stop the game.
>>66683250
sure, on mlbtv :^)
>>66683235
(you) don't deserve this (you) but here (you) are
I want to root for some literal who rookie to do it
But Doyer fans are literally cancer
Wat do
>bottom of the 9th.
>2 outs
>walks two batters
>next batter hits a HR
>
no hitter on first mlb start, that would have to be a first
Giants fan here. If this faggot assed rookie no-hits us, I will literally shit on a plate and eat it on livestream
>>66683274
Dodgers commentator just mentioned there was one other person who did it
I'm nervous
>>66683274
Nah, they already said some guy named Bumbus did it.
>>66681253
Where were you when giants fans blame the rain for this nobody rookie getting a no hitter?
I was masturbating at home TBQH
>>66683288
bumpis jones, cincinatti, 1892
>>66683286
lmao, capped, you got 5 outs anon
>>66683286
no balls like all giants fans
>DOYERS
>TAKING HIM OUT
>>66683286
You really shouldn't have said that so close to a rained out endgame.
wtf dave roberts
LOL robeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF SABR NERDS YOU'RE RUINING BASEBALL
what the fuck, what the hell is wrong with your new manager?
let him pitch, at least until a hit or something.
I feel robbed.
>inb4 the Giants take the lead
first pitch thrown is a bomb to deep center calling it right now
>not giving the kid a chance
>dodgers take out no hitting pitcher
>giants boo
CLASSY
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>>66683235
Literally no hit by the resd
dave robs us
>the city of meme angeles
>>66683113
mfw this is happening
I WILL CUM
BUCKETS
IF THEY GIANTS WIN
>>66683304
>>66683311
>>66683314
>>66683317
>>66683319
He already proved he can hang with the major leaguers
I agree with dave on this
rather set the kid off on a high note then see him ruin his game
this is the fifth walk he has allowed and the pitch count is at 100
never let young pitchers go for so long
WHAT THE HELL MAN
Daily reminder not getting no hit is equivalent to winning the world series for giants fans.
lol
Were giants booing the call to the bullpen?
rick monday agrees with pulling whats his name
>replaces no hitter pitcher with the statue of david
Why?
>>66683286
>flag is American
>not false
>>66683352
i think they wanted to see it honestly
What the heck? I just got into this thread and I ctrl + f'd "Mexican" "Beaner" "Spic" and "wetback" and there are 0 results
Where is the racism, guys? Jints/Doyers games always have racism. You've changed too much
dodgers are a joke lel
........
HOOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEY SHIT
HAHAHAAHA
>>66683329
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>>66683329
>>66683329
>>66683329
>>66683329
LEL CLOSE ENOUGH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>DOYERS
>>66683367
People don't call each other chinks?
>>66681253
WHO CALLED IT WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS CALLED IT IM COMING FOR YOU BUDDY IM" COMMING
Lmfao
CATCHER MAKES A DOUBLE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>dodgers
>good coaching
loving every laugh
DAVE ROBERTS
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YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
AH HA HA HA HA HA
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING DODGER FAGGOTS. EVEN YEAR DYNASTY BABY THE GIANTS WILL RISE AGAIN.
DEAL. WITH. IT.
Feels good doesn't it. Bet you feel great standing by the invisible rules you set for yourself you manager piece of human trash I hope you lose sleep
>DOYERS
>DOYERS
>DOYERS
>DOYERS
>DOYERS
F U C K
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WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BLEEEEEOOOOWWWNNNN THE FUCK OUT
>THE FUCKING CITY OF THE DOYERS
Mattingly would have left him in
wew lad
>DOGSHITS
Fuck this fucking series
>LOS DOYERS
MY FUCKING SIDES
HOLY SHIT HOW CAN ONE FANBASE GET FUCKED UP THE ASS SO BADLY IN THE SPAN OF TWO DAYS
>all the roaches coming out the woodwork
took you faggots 8 innings
>>66683411
EVEN
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>Doyers
Based closer pitching like shit to show Roberts he made a bad call
I BELIEVE
JUST FUCK MI SHIT UP MI FAMILIA
WHAT A FUCKING GOOF MOVE
FIRE MATTINGLY JR
>>66683435
>doyers
>it's the rockies.
you had one job anon.
CHIMPING
UMPBALL
HE MAD
MY SIDES
Dave Roberts literally just got booed by Giants fans for pulling a Dodger rookie kid who was throwing a no hitter against them
moments later its a tie game
THROWN OUT
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this is some 2010 "there's magic inside" stuff
this ump man those were strikes an inning ago
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER!? HOW?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT!
Jesus, what the fuck just happened?!
>I JUST REALIZED IT WAS A 2RUN HOMER AND THE GAME IS TIED
hatcher has lost it.
fuck
>THROWN OUT
OH BOY HERE WE GO
We're watching the dodgers implode
Dave Roberts is full chimp right now
DAVE ROBERTS BTFOOOOO
HOLY SHIT HOW CAN THINGS GO SOUTH FOR ONE TEAM SO QUICKLY IN THIS GAME LMFAO
>>66683473
like when boch got john broxton taken out for mattingly's double mound visit. based
as a doyer fan, im ashamed.
>Roberts gets tossed out
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is some bad karma in action right there
Neutral here, tuning in for no-hitter watch
LOL DODGERS
>>66681253
Anouncer is saying it was the right thing to do
I can't even type out what i'm feeling right now but I'm so fucking pissed bruhh.
godamn. i actually feel bad for you doyer bros.
but DG can eat shit.
>doyers
Mest reporting in the watch Doyer butthurt
guys
meme magic is real and this game is proof
>Dave Roberts
>getting thrown out of a game because you ruined a kids debut no hitter
>play excellent
>get yanked
>bullpen shits everywhere
welcome to big leagues kid
>>66683505
It's weird how vehement he is about it. It's like he's trying to convince himself that it was the right thing to do.
I'm happy, but the Giants still have to get the go-ahead run.
Ball dude making them plays.
HIS ELBOW WOULD HAVE LITERALLY EXPLODED AND SENT SHRAPNEL EVERYWHERE IF HE THREW EVEN 5 OR 6 MORE PITCHES IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO WE ARE TOTALLY NOT SHILLING
BASED BALL OLDMAN
I am a giants fan and am at the game and I feel so fucking bad for stripling.
I cant even imagine how he feels
even the balldudes makin' plays
based organization
I legitimately feel bad for the guy. I mean I'm somewhat relieved that the no-hitter is over, but holy shit he got fucked over.
>>66683534
Which announcer?
>>66683545
>I don't know what tommy john is so I will talk out my ass
>tfw you need to pay buy season tickets to be a ball boy.
>tfw season tickets start at 2k.
bochy, known for his bullpen/pitcher management, left Lincecum in for like 150 pitches in a no-hitter
>dat usher trap
>>66683564
>2 years ago
doyers will literally never escape mattinglyball
>>66683567
yah but Bochey's mind is an enigma incomprehensible to mere mortals
>>66683562
probably miller.
>>66683562
Heck if I know the name but I'm watching Sportsnet LA
>>66683567
that's because he's a freak of nature lol, not a pitcher whose MLB debut should have been years ago but got delayed by tommy johns
>>66683562
>>66683582
orel hershiser
>>66683582
probably Orel
did bochy give up on his pitcher batting eighth thing
so who made the call dave roberts or the front office?
>>66683580
Also I mean... he's throwing a no hitter.
Vin would not have done it
>>66683580
All the more amazing due to the fact that he has never given an interview with anything more profound than "we played well"
>>66683603
good question
>bye bye baby cam is crosshairs
>ESPN Stats & Info @ESPNStatsInfo
>HR gives Stripling an ER with no hits allowed. He is the 8th pitcher since 1913 w/an ER & no hits allowed in 7+ IP
>>66683577
okay thanks for proving my point
anyone that thought taking him out was a bad idea doesn't understand how fucked your elbow can get if you over pitch
look at matt harvey
took him nearly 2 and a half years before he started to seriously pitch like a possible ace again.
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>>66681857
>>66681871
The one thing about games on NBCBA is they don't play Bye Bye Baby fading out to commercial.
>>66683629
what the fuck? why would he be credited with the HR?
>>66683613
He did a thing on Murph and Mack the other day and went into detail about why he's batting the pitcher 8th. Probably the most insightful interview he's ever given.
Who cares if his elbow would have detached from his arm. He would have literally become dodger history if he threw that no hitter...
This is one weird fucking game
dodgers getting cucked hard by this zone. I love it.
SPAN THE MAN
>>66683639
...are you retarded? He was the one that walked the runner on base.
>>66683639
guy he walked
>>66683639
He wasnt, he was credited for the runner on 1st base whom he walked that later scored on the HR
BASED
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>>66683639
stripling is still responsible for the runner on first so he gets 1 of the 2ER
any pics of cute sf giants girl fans?
>>66683644
>who cares if another one of our pitchers wouldve been put on the DL
Dodgers fans, everybody
UMPBALL
lol this metalhead dude pitchers game face
Huh so if you walk out of that box you can't come back into it?
>Doyers chimpout
How much does it cost to ride the ferry to the game?
>>66683690
no he was called out because he wasn't announced properly
>giants advertising central oregon
>giants fans colonize oregon en masse
D E V I L I S H
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I WANNA SEE A BRAWL
Explain what Bochy was just asking about to me. Too drunk
i thought this cory gearrin was like a closet white supremacist KKK. i even looked at his wiki and hes from tennessee.
then i looked at his instagram.
hes a fucking hipster nerd who plays Magic the gathering with Hunter Pence.
WALKOFF IMMINENT
>>66683707
bracing for the inevitable "Move the Giants to Portland" movement coming in 2020 when attendance is dismal again
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>>66683716
>attendance was dismal
except it never was
>>66683713
That's fucking awesome.
>Baez
its like we want to lose
From oakland/east bay? Pretty cheap iirc. Drops you off right by the center field entrance.
>>66683707
>Giants claim Portland as their area, preventing the A's from being able to move there as well
loving every laugh
>tfw will lose this
Kill me
>>66683716
No team deserves to go to Portland. It's an absolute shithole. If you start a bar fight in Portland and stab someone with a broken beer bottle they will arrest you for not recycling that beer bottle.
>daily reminder that Dave Roberts ruined Stripling's major league debut by micromanaging the shit out of the game, and then ragequitted by getting thrown out of the game
HIS NAME IS CHRIS HATCHER BECAUSE WHENEVER HE PITCHES HE LAYS AN EGG
>>66683728
walkoff homer inbound
>>66683739
Why are the Dodgers unable to hire a manager that knows how to handle pitchers?
>>66683713
My new favorite Giant.
Pence holds the bat like he's trying to kill a raccoon in a tree
what the fuck was that pence
>>66683757
Fucking kek
>>66683757
more like a homeless psycho trying to commit suicide by cop
>Kike Hernandez
>His first name is Kike
holy shit
Who got 6get?
did another board steal?
Its cool because the Giants got no-hit by a Dodgers rookie
And that's why everyone will remember this game
is baez the new belisario?
like you can totally rely on him to be unreliable
>>66683783
It's pronounced "Kee-Kay", but keks all the same.
>>66683793
/a/
>>66683794
>7 1/3 innings is a no hit
wew
>>66683794
Nah, Roberts' spaghetti will immortalize this one.
>>66683794
no hitters are 9 innings amigo
doyers will lose as punishment for the stupid decision to pull their starter you know its going to happen so stop fucking shilling you morons
>>66683783
Oy vey
>>66683797
if you keep repeating it maybe he'll become reliable
Baez does something right for once
>Giants could win with a .000 babip
Pls
HAHA TIME FOR EXTRAS
>>66683807
>>66683808
>>66683812
Yeah, notice how the Dodgers didn't lose but Roberts did?
>>66683783
Only the most country beaners get that name not sure how this white kid got it.
>>66683808
>taking out a rookie pitcher coming off of injuries and tommy john after 100 pitches is a bad thing
>>66683804
/sp/ getting our gets stolen
oh how the mighty have fallen
I'm a dodgers fan and even I want us to lose this game goddamn
At least someone win. I need to buy my munchie meal.
can someone get me a pic of the guys face at 33 seconds in the relay of the brown hr?
>>66683725
It wasn't very good at candlestick. But that's because candlestick was a shithole and now they're in the nicest stadium in the league
>>66683794
They'll have this on repeat on Roberts funeral.
>>66683749
Legitimately wondering why they haven't nuked this bullpen that is literally worse pond scum and horse manure.
>>66683834
I meant getting thrown out right after.
>>66683794
pretty sure he's on the hook for a run, though.
> doyers
I'm just glad cain didn't end up with a loss
>>66683853
I would chimp out too if the pitcher I sent in is shitting the bed and the ump allowed a walk on the first batter because low fastballs are balls
>>66683709
Did Lopey change his music? What happened to Coastin?
>>66683861
Not the Giants fault.
>>66683861
>jints fans this desperate to make it look like they did something
>>66683866
>mfw was 5 outs away from baseball immortality
BUSTER
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>>66683861
>stealing retarded "memes" from facebook
>>66683861
>the Giants ruined it
Yeah, that's not what he's thinking.
since i predicted the dodgers removing the pitcher due to pitch count. then blowing the lead
im going to call a buster basehit to win the game
or kelby pinch hit.
>>66683865
Me too. That poor guy never gets any run support
Thanks for the useless info, Amy g.
In an alternate universe stripling is currently being congratulated for making MLB history.
one run and then kenley
>these calls
>both teams pissed
>>66683925
In an alternate universe the Dodgers have been to a World Series since the Reagan administration.
>>66683944
Full off with your shitposting, can't you see there's a game on?
Ross Stripling is 26 years old. He's a kid. He was alright
the Dodgers and Dave Roberts didn't have to treat him like a victim just because he had tommyjohn surgery 2 years ago and threw the magical number of "100 pitches"
>>66683922
I figured out why she's so hot. If you saw her in public you wouldn't think she's trying too hard or is just fake and botox'ed up. She looks like a real-life 9/10 milf who lives down the street. She's approachably hot
>>66683925
In an alternate universe I was Rossyard Kipling's pitching coach
u mad Doyers?
Shut the screaming chick up
Need a game stream. I'm in the LA area and blacked out
>BLACKED
spee come thru plz
>>66683971
Tommy john just doesn't magically heal in 2 years
every pitcher that has had tommy john makes a very slow recovery this is nothing new
the older you are the less time you need mostly because you're not going to throw complete games
the younger you are the harder it is to come back from it
again a perfect example of this is matt harvery
>>66683978
>>66683982
Almost as trash as this guy
>>66683925
And in another one his elbow blew out again
>>66683998
strikeout dot co
>>66683998
Try Reddit desu
the dodgers = george costanza
the giants = kramer
>>66683998
Go to reddit.
I'm being perfectly sincere.
>>66683998
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/C2jvM8zsnYk/theater
Here you go doyers friend. So you can watch your loss.
>>66683922
Amy G is kind of a cult hero in SF for being really stupid. It's kind of the inside joke in the bay area. The moment you say something about Amy G, you are outed for being an outsider
>>66683971
just fuck my tommyjohn up senpai
>>66684003
Leave him alone and let him enjoy his rumspringa.
Remember that time a Giants manager took out a pitcher too early and LOST THE WORLD SERIES?
>>66684002
What's another dozen pitches when you already threw 100?
>>66683998
pic related
>>66684020
thnx breh
may the baseball gods bless you with 10 team wins
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66684030
most pitchers that have had tommy john say pitcher 70 is like 100 and so on
it is just really rough on your arm and can be for months
>>66684038
You little shit
CRAWSOME
>and then we were reminded that the Dodgers actually signed both Blanton and Culberson right before a Craw walk-off
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a night!
CRAWSOME
CRAW'D LIKE A SUMBITCH
GG DOYERS NOW GET OUT
Hoo boy.
>even year
WALK OFF HOME RUN GIANTSSSSSSS
>>66683814
see? i fucking told you morons keep shilling
>2 hits
>3 runs
>Doyers
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>doyers
WALK OFF
GET FUCKED DOYERS
GIANTS WIN WITH .000 BABIP
DODGERS BEYOND KEKED
LGTSS
>DOYERS
UNCLE CRAWDADDY WITH THE DINGER
>DOYERS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>DOYERS
>O
>Y
>E
>R
>S
FUCKING JOE BLANDTON MAN
gg jintsfags
YES YES YES
Damn, that was pretty elite.
Chris pontius with the homer Hahahahahah fuck the dodgers hahahaha
lmao these Dodger announcers are such homer faggots, how do you people even listen to them?
that's a 2010 win for the Giants right there.
>>66684083
gg see you tomorrow.
>>66684057
lmao
>2 hits
lel
funniest game I've ever seen
>>66684096
dodgers away team is pretty awful
they need to bring back psycho steve lyons
atta boy, rookie. way to earn your keep
CRAW DADDY!
R
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D
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>this hapa scum
>shut out through 8
>win
Thank you meme magic
>>66684096
So are kek and kike. Literally throws fits on bad strikes on the air
Seeing all these highlights of dodgers defense trying their hardest to give Stripling his no hitter
This hurts
every time the doyers lose to the jints, it's somehow always in the worst possible way lmao
>>66681253
We need Hatcher blood.
>>66684128
is he confirmed hapa?
GIANTS SIGN BELT LONGTERM!!!!
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/718669515798618112
>>66684028
kek
>>66684200
YEEEEEE
BABY GIRAFFE FOREVA
>>66683566
Most (not all, but most) ballboys/ballgirls are nominated for their contribution to society. You want to be one? Stop masturbating; get out of your basement; and excel at volunteer work.
