Twins
1. Brian Dozier (R) 2B
2. Danny Santana (S) LF
3. Joe Mauer (L) 1B
4. Miguel Sano (R) RF
5. Trevor Plouffe (R) 3B
6. Byung Ho Park (R) DH
7. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS
8. Kurt Suzuki (R) C
9. Byron Buxton (R) CF
P. Ervin Santana (R)
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
6. Alex Gordon (L) LF
7. Salvador Perez (R) C
8. Omar Infante (R) 2B
9. Reymond Fuentes (L) RF
P. Yordano Ventura (R)
R O Y A L S
>>66678596
>45 minutes early
royalsbros if any of you want OP images here is an album for all AL teams
http://imgur.com/a/3PIrr
>>66678596
Kek the Royals will never win another World Series ever again
>>66678688
How do you decide if the Royals logo goes on the left or the right?
>>66678710
i just stole if off some website. some of them were left and right but it shouldnt matter
>>66678724
home team is always second
>>66678758
well if you want to make 14 of each be my guest... im too lazy. i made like 100 threads using these last year and nobody noticed
>>66678602
couldn't you find a different cartoon girl for this season?
Yordano pls be good
>Fuentes again
Fuck you Yost
Go Royos
>>66679194
Who do you want to see in right?
>>66679251
Paulo
>>66679270
Paulo Homo?
>>66679270
I'm sure he'll get plenty of chances this season, he's pretty solid all around
>>66679332
>Kansas
>faggot
Well I can't argue there, Missouri is much better.
>>66679355
>trying to b8 in the top of the 1st
>>66679355
better place to get meth, that's for sure
>>66679367
I'm like the Alcides Escobar of shitposting...
oh boy
>another team that embarrasses themselves on defense
you've already lost twinks
>>66679396
Pretty sure that with a Kansas education you're barely able to read the Bible on Sundays at Westboro Baptist, let alone mix chemicals with any certainty...
>umpire being inconsistent already
>>66678602
Better than the CG girls we got
>>66679433
you got me, people in missouri are definitely better at reading the bible and making meth than I am
>>66679483
> this
Gonna be an interesting game.
>>66679507
terrifying
>>66679510
> implying Missouri isn't better than Kansas in every imaginable way
>>66679507
that is what girls in minneapolis look like
Fuck this gook already
3 games in and I already hate Koreans. It's Nishioka all over again
Well Ventura isn't having his best night but at least he's calm
>>66679587
For now
shid
GORDO PLS IT'S THE THIRD GAME OF THE INNING, DON'T HURT YOURSELF
FOR FUCKS SAKE YORDANO PITCH BETTER
> dat catch
Gordo you my hero
>Gordo afraid to catch the ball in the area where his penis exploded last year
At least he's still money towards the line
>>66679507
Not even close.
>>66679615
Isn't "Kansas Faggot" sorta redundant?
FUUUUUUGG
That sounded like a dinger off the cuban breakfast bat
>shaved morales
no
>tfw bandwagoned Vikings when they came to London now I'm stuck with supporting Minnesota teams out of pure autism
how badly did I fuck up /sp/?
>>66679673
>>66679743
could be worse
TWO
OUT
MAGIC
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP
>>66679761
oh fug
ALL STAR
FUENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>66679743
Make sure you bandwagon the Lynx, too. At least they win
>>66679757
No it can't.
TWINS ABOUT TO GET POOPED ON
>>66679743
Well you could be a Lions fan
>>66679761
Omar All Star getting it done
Fuentes sealing the deal
> can I drip yet?
t-thanks Fuentes...
>caught stealing by suzuki
can we DFA Fuentes already?
WATCH ME DRIP DRIP
NOW WATCH ME FUENTE
>>66679761
So we need a rule how many times are we allowed to post this during a game? Just once?
>>66679986
Every time he bats obv. there are also multiple roulettes
>>66679986
I guess you could just reply every time the All Star comes up to bat?
Or not post it at all so meme magic doesn't make it real?
Moooooooooooooooooooooose
Moose finally participating in the offense
Will Cain ever stop swinging at those?
>Girls want him more than the Biebs
>>66680005
>>66680011
I have a non gif version of the 2016 edition ill post next at bat. But i think posting the old versions is lame since it doesnt have doubles, trips and HR
Royalsbros
How long until Dyson gets back? Will he start right away, or is he still a 4th outfielder/pinch runner?
>>66680076
Think they said 2-3 weeks when it happened probably wrong
>>66680076
Coming back in a week
We have no idea how Yost will pick right fielders
>>66680076
I think he's starting next game desu
>>66680109
Whoops I mean starting in Omaha. I think he will be back within a week or two
>>66680071
>tfw Infante is the best hitter on the team right now
Tha pitch was fucking brutal
>Yordano in the zone
twinks ded
>yfw """""experts""""" seriously picked the Indians and Twinks to finish above the Royals in the central
wicked movement on yordanos pitches tonight
>>66680222
Hopefully Terry Ryan takes the fall for the Twins being horrible rather than Molitor; I'd rather have Molitor in charge, and
>Ryan
>free agent signings that haven't blown up in their face
>>66680222
muh algorithms
>new pussy net stops a fan from getting a bat souvenir
ultra gay
>>66680222
>666
>222
What does this mean?
>>66680308
>tfw no more pics like these
>>66680336
Kinda wish the bat would have hit the guy in the Mavs jersey
>>66680336
luckily not all of the stadiums did what the royals did
>>66680308
>>66680394
I went to the K tuesday and didnt even notice the nets. But then again I wasnt sitting down where it would matter
>>66680420
sitting behind a net sucks dick I dont care what they say about thinner nets
>>66680510
ur roulettes are bad. u gotta make new ones
>>66680510
Roll
>>66680528
They dont work every time dingus
>mfw Berrios will get called up soon, and he regularly strikes out 12 in 1-0 Twins losses
>>66680559
or ever
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
does moose dip
>not trying to catch that on the fly
nigga sucks at defense
Dat bloop lmao
>>66680633
The meme magic decides when to grace us with its presence we do not decide
>>66680647
Looks like he eats up a couple of acres of tobacco actually, dude always has a huge dip in
>>66680635
I was worried he doubled in Escobar
>>66680654
This is why Plouffe needs to go and let Sano play at 3rd. That and all the double plays he hits into.
TELL ME ABOUT CAIN
WHY CAN'T HE HIT
g dangit cain
>>66680716
The dicking he got from the ump in the first inning threw off his groove
>Due up: Mauer, Sano, Plouffe
Unless Sano hits a dinger, wow it's fucking nothing
>>66680716
Well the first time he got boned on strikes. I expect him to come out soon. He was more consistent last year but id still consider him a streaky hitter
Christ Ventura
>>66680765
Last year he was so good I legitimately thought of keeping him over McCutchen
Hope he doesn't find that form until after this series
>back to back walks
I'd laugh, but GIDPlouffe is up next
jfc pls not the Hoch
Brittfat, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>66680846
triple play desu
>>66680849
hoch has been our best reliever lately tbqh
he is the real MVP of the 2015 postseason
>>66680849
>not liking Lou Kochevar
cmon
Park finally in position to do something positive
Watch him do nothing with it
based hoch
that fucking curve dayum
>bung hole park
>>66680949
good call
i thought nishioka was released?
>the curveball that goes straight down to hell
>>66680994
Chinks all look the same, and they all suck at sports
>>66680901
>>66680927
he always leaves at least one pitch right in the middle of the zone every time he pitches
royals when in the 11th
>tfw was in KCMO during the ALCS last year and got served shitty bbq (my dad found literally found wax paper in the turkey on his plate) because they were too busy watching the game
fuck Kansas City I'm now a #twinsmissile
>>66681048
>bbq
>turkey
they didnt think the retards would notice the wax paper
I think >we're set up pretty well in the 7th, should we get out of the 6th unscathed
>>66681048
What is this meme
>>66681075
haha lol didn't think KCBBQ served turkey from walmart
>>66681048
>turkey bbq
Dumbass
>>66681094
peepee the frog?
> morales with no facial hair
wtf fampai
>>66681048
>my dad found literally found
As opposed to?
>Erwin
C'mon Rex
>>66681137
A fine time for Ervin to start giving up walks. Also,
>getting cucked out of your first name
>>66680510
roll
>>66680510
Reroll
>>66681109
well you would think that KC would have something better to serve than deli turkey when they are a bbq joint and advertise themselves as a bbq joint
>>66681128
>As opposed to?
finding a twist tie from that shitty loaf of bread they bought at the sam's club (which I could see from the "dining area") and slapped down on the side with our equally shitty KCBBQ
fuck Kansas City and your stupid toll roads that nobody understands
the only good thing about that city is Kansas Speedway
>>66680545
nice
>>66681197
Where did the twist tie touch you
>>66681197
>Toll roads
>Sam's club bread
The fuck bbq place did you go?
>>66681197
Kansas Speedway isn't in Kansas City
>>66681197
>mfw retard orders turkey at a kc bbq joint
>mfw retard probably orders burgers at buffalo wild wings
>>66681236
>talking shit on a bdubs burger
>>66681278
>bdubs
GTFO
>>66681218
in the heart because I used to work in a kitchen and we made everything fresh to order
>>66681221
close to the hotel in MO (near the airport) in a strip mall close(ish) to walmart
the speedway is just outside going west into Kansas, correct (I wasn't driving)
There was construction so we couldn't get into the track to check it out atpm so we had to keep going and wasted $5 on retarded toll roads
>>66681222
close enough
>>66681236
>bdubs
lol
I'm from MN and my dad makes better BBQ than you cucks and the "african intellectuals"
like wake up and flip it at 2am pulled pork bbq and hand cut it and 9am for the rest of the town/campground
>>66681221
this>>66681326
is me
I don't think it was even a chain bbq joint either
>>66681326
>ordering turkey at a bbq place
>le slap single man
Do it Mauer
>>66681326
That's gotta be the saltiest bbq ever if you had any hand in preparing it
>>66681413
>>66681413
lel
>>66681376
we, as minnesotans, were under the impression that KC bbq'd everything in its own special way
I blame BLM
>>66681413
no it was the best and everyone always loved it and always asks about it every time they see us
even the church is still talking about it
>>66681326
I think you got screwed over on the bbq place, sounds like one of the random shitholes that pops up claiming to be decent but ends up closing in 3 months.
>>66681413
ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66681432
>>66681438
what's so funny?
>>66681413
Twinsfag but lol'ed hard
We've become the saltiest place in America
>>66681413
wew lad
>>66681489
your face
>>66681413
literally don't understand this
>salty
>bbq
>ZOMG HE INCLUDED AN ACTUAL INGREDIENT USED IN PORK IN HIS MAYMAY
lol we don't use salt anyways fuccboi
>>66681518
BTFO
How long has it been since people blocked a highway in minneapolis?
>>66681538
THE EXPECT YOU IN THE REKTAGE BROTHER
>>66681539
how long has it been since your last firefighter died?
>PROTIP: October
Escky!
Moose has been killing >us all game, and now he's up against a significantly worse pitcher
>>66681539
the Kansas race in October was so pathetic they didn't even have a proper flyover
literally 1 Cessna over the track at the end of the anthem
>how can Kansadians even compete
CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE LOCAIN TRAIN
>>66681650
fgt
>>>>GOLDEN SOMBRERO
jesus christ cain
Damnit Cain... We still love you though.
>using a pitcher named a bad
Hos hits a dong here.
>å•Š
>its a morales ground out with RISP episode
please not again
>>66681808
Nope, just his bat on his shoulder this time.
jesus fuck
kendrys has had 0 good at bats so far this year
my nigga abad
>>66681808
Infante and Morales have switched places.
>>66681858
He had that bases empty double that one game.
We need some Soria memes
>>66681863
go to bed
>>66681891
we cant use mexicutioner anymore because offensive or something even tho it is the most based nickname
>throw it right down the middle
>swing and miss for the k
top kek
>>66681920
>we cant use mexicutioner anymore because offensive or something
Way to let the crybabies win.
>>66681920
he needs meme magic help
Detroit Tigers
Goddamnit park go back to eating dogs
this game is depressing
Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
SORIA IS TRASH
DFA NOW
>>66681920
>KC
>letting Tumblr win
Pick one, although Minneapolis is pretty damn close to Seattle in being Tumblr city
PARK MOTHERFUCKERS
We're not going to be good this year if this fuck blows up our GOAT bullpen
>bunghole park
>>66681048
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
>the Soria sabotage plan is working
Avila you dog
>>66681973
We also need to start hitting
>>66681973
What the hell happened to him? I remember him being one of the premier closers in '09, did he have a ton of injuries?
>>66681967
Oops, pick two, I meant
>Infante
fucking useless throw DFA now
Why is Hoch not our 8th inning guy
>>66681326
It ain't close enough. It's in KCK. If you lived here you would know the difference
>cuckston
Well, had a good run.
> bullpen BTFO
> defense not elite anymore
> clutch hitting gone
It's over.
>>66681938
>>66681967
Nobody watched the Royals during his first stint so it wasnt a big deal but now that every chucklefuck goes to the game for snapchat purposes the Royals are afraid to offend
>>66682041
There's still 3 outs left
>>66682041
T I G E R S
I
G
E
R
S
WE'RE BACK BUDDY
>>66682025
It would be the same
>>66682058
6 outs you retarded faggot
>>66682058
We need meme magic desu.
>>66682058
Six outs, you must've learned math in Kansas?
>>66682004
Tommy John Part Deux
OK, now for the "good" part of the Twins bullpen
I'm convinced Dubstonio is bees or NoHS with a different trip lmao
>>66682104
Royals getting cucked by a Mexican.
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
SALVADOR!!!!
THANK YOU BATHE SALVADOR PERETH
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66682114
O B S E S S E D
poor club mentality lmao
Royals meme magic is alive and well faggots.
Time to get our drip on
>>66682109
The """""""""""""GOOD""""""""""" part of the Twins' bullpen
Face it twinkies, you're getting cucked tonight.
royals in the 12th
>>66680510
Roll
>>66682158
How is tonight any different from the last 25 years of Minnesota sports?
OMAR
ALL
STAR
INFANTE
ITS OVER
THE ROYALS WON
KC KEKING THE TWINKIES
>>66682190
>mfw Infante is our best hitter.
MEME MAGIC
COMEBACK CITY BITCHES
GET KEKED DETOILET LEL
>>66682205
............S
............T
............A L L
O M A R
Can we take a moment to appreciate that both team's catchers hit a triple in the same inning
I bet that's more rare than a perfect game
> The Terminator is coming.
It's over Twinkie fucks.
>Cyborg in
GG TWINKS
>>66682251
noice pic
WADEBOT
ACTIVATED
TERMINATION BEGINS NOW
>>66682251
>hasta la vista, baby
>not "throw with me if you want to win"
Did ryan just say 37 or 27,000
Good at-bat by Dozier so far
It'd be a shame if he didn't get anything out of it
>>66682341
thx
how THE FUCK did that guy foul off that sick nasty curve?
That's one of the best plate appearances by someone vs. Davis in years
>>66682348
Check the stadium when they pan out, nosebleed is almost empty. Think a few went home already because of the cold
>>66682372
>implying Davis isn't purposefully setting up a double play.
>>66682372
This tbf chickas
>have 3 outs left
>waste one on a sac bunt
watching the other team get yosted is fun
btfo
>not slide stepping with a man on first
thats bad logic cyborg
PLS SAVE US BORG
Shit, Davis really earned that K
TARGET 1 STATUS:
TERMINATED
B O R G
O
R
G
kek what a shitshow
heads up running by mauer
TERMINATION OF TARGET 2 ENGAGED
>trying to hit the ball past a cyborg
what was he thinking
PULL THOSE PANTS UP BOYS
>>66682501
Not like it's gonna mean anything, I doubt Rosario does anything here
GG in advance Royals
>nunez
probably gonna try to steal first here
>>66682517
The mad man
CYBORG KILLING WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION
DONT KILL SALVY PLS
Somebody needs to photoshop the red terminator vision of the batter standing in the box with a target on him
>yfw thats Salvy's jerkoff hand and now he's on unintentional no fap
>>66682536
I kekked
gg twinks see you tomorrow
wew lad
gg twinks
>>66682555
trips confirm
davis showing no mercy for his destruction
WADE DAVIS
FUCKING
B R U T A L
R
U
T
A
L
Bringin' out the W
gg twins
MEME MAGIC CONFIRMED FOR ANOTHER SEASON
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN
is fuentes autistic
>>66682583
fucking confirmed
>>66682618
he used to be a padre so probably
>>66682618
he's one of us
>soria gets the win
lol
>>66682651
wew
