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>Australia 1st Inn - 9/559
>New Zealand 1st Inn - 624 All Out
>Australia 2nd Inn - 5/331
lfwrlabm
poo
>284 posts early
Comfy edition
>spilled my beer
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>>63622047
>>63622047
>>63622047
Starc is literally a better all rounder than marsh and its not even his job
>>63623243
Not true
Marsh is much better at being all round shit
Let's get this bad boy to 1000
Walkcunt on pooicide watch.
Kek
>having a go at the little fellas batting form
>>63624116
Rood thh
I am loading up Obesitygoose on the catapult I built AS WE SPEAK
except to hear about an earthquake where daniel lives soon
>>63624115
>4K or Ultra HD is the bare minimum now
Enjoy your gimmick resolution, you dumb faggot. Literally the only good thing about the new 4k BDs is the prospect of 10bit, HDR, and 60fps. 4k is useless garbage.
Also 1080p OLED is significantly better than even the best 4k tvs (bar the Samsung flagship line which is 10bit 4k, and this is only because 10bit tvs have better colours than OLED).
>>63624125
You don't need to watch the other Gundam stuff, though. It's the same "universe", but it has nothing to do with the other Gundam series. You'd be fine watching it with out watching the other Gundam series. It'd be worth it since the new Gundam really is excellent. So much better than all the other Gundam that have aired recently.
It's not that hard to watch a lot of stuff in the season anyway. It's only like 2-3 episodes a day which is manageable.
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63622090
I hope you're happy OP. Your shitty early thread made it rain
>>63624161
>muslim is a race
>>63623243
Did you miss his bowling on the second day?
Lad looked solid
>>63624116
>>63624173
>LE FUGG LE SHIDSKIMS XDDDD
lads, unfortunately Obesitygoose broke my catapult and I have to start doing repairs
looks like Daniel lives another day, but mark my words he WILL die in an earthquake
>>63624169
>or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
I used to think this, but the vast majority of my classes have like no people left because everyone kept failing and dropping out.
I think most people are too retarded for uni. Probably why humanities courses are so popular.
>>63624161
kek
>>>/v/316889487
>Australian cricketer
>get into conversation with some other cricketer
>he says he has to train 24/7 but is holding his place in the side
>was quite impressed, asked him who he plays for
>tells me "New Zealand"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his team being hard to get into
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few New Zealanders on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your team is good or are you at the stage where you realise any first class Australian player could get in it?
This summer of test cricket is going to be so shit
>no south africa
>no england
What is even the point? Even fucking India would be half decent.
>>63624214
>already deleted
>>63624214
faggot mod already deleted it
>>63624220
Only oldfags will understand this.
>implying we won't get 290 runs in a single session
>ate a packet of sour twisties
>my stomach is now telling me to kill myself
Make it end.
Let's get this to 1000 lads!
sup lads, knitted your sweater today?
>>63624282
>sour twisties
You'll buy just about anything won't you
>>63624244
India's coming for ODI's only lol
>>63624244
Yeah, because we've hardly seen any series between Aus and Eng in recent years
>>63624310
I fucking hate India, god damn.
>>63624317
>no south africa
Which board should we raid next lads?
>>63624325
Feeling like we need a change from /mu/ and /v/ but I honestly have no idea how to bait other boards
who /should be studying for exams but fuck it/ here? Year 2 is piss anyway.
poopeelia on pooicide watch
>>63624310
>Playing against india
Disgusting
>>63624244
Basically the two least relevant nations outside of Bangladesh and Zimbabwe
Truly a shit year
>>63624342
I'm graduating this semester, left myself 2 days of study for each exam and haven't been to uni since week 3.
I have a grad job and have been working so I haven't been completely lazy but still, uni is a piece of piss
>>63624342
One of my second year exams had this for a question
"What is the name of the process where air is drawn into the lungs"
followed by
"What is the name of the process where air is blown out of the lungs"
I'm not even kidding. This is a Big8 uni...
>>63624369
Perspiration?
I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my oven is broken. What the fuck do i use?
>>63624369
maybe you're just a retard who does a retard degree?
>>63624369
1. Breathing
2. Breathing also
>>63624394
Just put it in the toaster and put the toaster on its side
>>63624310
Oh boy is that ODI series number 1059583?
>>63624395
Thats when I figured out I'm doing a joke degree. And there's still people who struggle with it.
Both exams so far this semester I've literally finished in the 40 minutes and left immediately. Its a total joke
>Tfw no more MJ bowling pies
;_;
>>63624394
Microwave tbqh familia
>>63624403
still getting keked by ajay?
Who /tafe/ here?
Similarly, who /shouldprobablykillthemselves/ here?
>>63624403
Pretty rude daniel
@63624403
Report and ignore
>>63624403
dont respond m8 play hard to get
>>63624413
uwa?
>>63624422
How do you live with yourself?
I walk past TAFE every day and the "people" there make me want to pooicide
>>63624403
based as all fuck
she is dripping wet for your cock if you keep this up mate
>>63624422
Trust me senpai, there is little to no difference between tafe students and uni students. Maybe the worst tafe people and the best uni people are different, but the upper and lower ends are identical.
>>63624432
Yep
>>63624437
If you go to a shit university with a TAFE entry pathway, sure
Everyone else gets to bathe in social elitism
>>63624438
Eva Lovia
>>63624438
Kasia
>>63624438
Here's some material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MLVazQ7IDk
>>63624438
Johnny Sins
>>63624421
All of these "women" are absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>63624438
That meme with the gay spiderman dudes
>>63624447
you look autistic?
I'm gonna miss bitchwide johnshit desu. when players retire, its like they die. most of them anyway. FeelsBadMan. retweet if you will also miss him
>>63624460
>8-62
>8-61
well?
>>63624421
Put a bag over her head and I'd be all over it tbqh
>>63624477
Probably
>>63624465
those are 10/10's in poo peeland
>>63624478
I felt the same about Binga but he's back better than ever
>>63624478
I'm more upset about the memes tbqh
Literally half of my /cric/ folder is dedicated to bitchwide
>>63624482
why are you doing sseh then
>4:20
>>63624492
Seen Unindian yet lad?
I unironically enjoyed it
Whip out the pink ball and turn this into a night test until a result.
>>63624498
Because Marty is the most based person on campus
>>63624394
BBQ or frypan lad
Do you think Johnson has beaten his wife once?
FOUR TWENTY
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>>63624422
I fell for the tafe meme, but honestly i had a blast and have ended up doing ok. I got to make some great friends and fuck around for most classes, did zero study, still ended up with HDs in all subjects. I got a job pretty soon after graduation (at 21) which is fairly stress free and pays well so maybe I've been lucky but don't write it off as a total waste of time
>>63624518
She'd beat him up lad
She's literally a Karate champion
>>63624522
Most people who go to uni just shit talk tafe to inflate their ego.
>>63624522
What did you study m8?
uwa lads I'm literally at the tav right now come in and drop your favourite /cric/ meme to identify yourself
>>63624503
Haven't actually, might make it a thing this weekend with the senpai
did johnson just wait until he had more wickets than brett lee before retiring?
>>63624532
u with your normie friends?
What a boring girl
>>63624522
What job?
>>63624532
Not there rn but what would be the best meme to yell out at an autistic volume?
"Poorious"?
>>63624553
just ask for /milk/ at the bar
>>63624553
Walk in eating crispy strips, he'll know
>>63624553
"Will Smith score a century?"
>>63624531
>>63624547
In broad terms, I did a science-related diplona and I've ended up in food manufacturing
>s-save us big strong rain
kek
ausgaylians
>>63624553
POOPEELIA ON PERPETUALLY PERTURBED AND POORIOUS POOICIDE WATCH
>>63624569
>Hes a chef
Hows the depression?
Australia's MOTM
>the rain
>>63624576
Nah, he could work in a salad factory or some shit
>>63624585
New Zealand's MOTM
>Steve Cheated11!!
>not whitewashing poo peeland
where did everything go so wrong for poopeelian cricket?
They're lucky this isn't a 5 match series now that >we have adapted to conditions.
>>63624589
Are salad factories a real thing?
>>63624598
The ones that make the pre-packaged ones, yes
>implying we wont bowl NZ out
kek all this kiwi faggots celebrating already
>>63624598
Yeah Stove shit has been applying at salad factories because he's going to get dropped
PayPass and PayWave are only available in Australia and New Zealand.
Why don't other countries use this technology for small transactions? Or do they have something similar?
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think steve won't be captain for the next 10+ years
>>63624609
why would he do that when he could easily just go play for new zealand? he'd literally be their best batsmen.
>>63624598
where do you think they make salad cream? Dumb cunt
>>63624612
They had pay with phone in Japan in 2000
>>63624598
Yeah, for all the pre-packaged salads and semi-prepared veg in supermarkets. A friend of mine did some spin-off science degree and is a supervisor in one or some shit
>>63624561
Will Smith is an actor m8
>>63624621
Didn't one of our rejects become a good player for them?
Play resumes at 4:20. 38 overs remaining.
Required run rate 7.7.
>>63624403
did you get her back on tinder yet?
haven't come across her
gonna chuck her a super like when I do
>>63624631
that is really doable, for both sides desu
>>63624631
NZ better blaze it
>>63624632
Pedo pls go
>>63624629
ronchi defected because he knew he wasnt good enough to secure an aussie spot but could easily get into the pp team
>BITCHWIDE
>>63624634
Yeah. Will need to be a very special performance from either side though.
>>63624631
Steve """sporting declaration"""" Smith
>>63624631
420 BLAZE IT KANE
top lel
WE'RE BACK, BOYS
>>63624642
KEK, they look like they are over the age of consent. Plus they are not great looking
Just got in from work lads
>marsh
when will this meme end
clearly going to be patto and siddle in the next test as well desu
Is there a more JUST hairline in circket than Binga's?
>>63624666
nice trips
horrendous photo
>>63624673
boofs, warnie and punter
Rate my dinner lads, spag and home made meatballs
>>63624666
Who /goingtojail/ here?
Hint: It rhymes with poo
>>63624634
It's not doable for NZ.
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/283140.html
Highest run rate in a completed test innings is 5.8, and the next is miles behind that. 7.7 is impossible
>>63624676
nah you escape it when you go shaved
>>63624679
team it with a nice red and 8/10 desu lad
>>63624679
Doesn't look like there's enough pasta. Good otherwise.
>>63624679
not bad, just heat it up a bit more
>>63624680
>going to jail for taking a photo of your own door
We really are becoming a police state.
>>63624673
this is literally JUST
steyn from like two years ago
>>63624684
kek. keep deluding yourself you fat manlet wog baldie
>>63624693
>with your dick out the mail slot
>>63624693
Have you somehow missed all the police state laws we have got recently?
>>63624679
That is NOT spaghetti.
Looks like fettuccine or some shit.
Kys.
Is a result likely at the Oval now that it's using pink balls?
COLLAPSE
>POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND
>>63624701
this Tbh
>lathmeme
i guess they need to wallop either way
Brett Lee on puicide watch
>>63624679
Shit in a bowl/ 10
>>63624701
>typing fagucini while on phone
Or nah
leave bitchwide to me
BANE
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>>63624702
yeah, night sessions could be ultra memey
>>63624711
>damage control
K A N E
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>>63624679
looks ok
BITCHELL JOHNGOAT
if he can get a cheeky 5 and win the match it would be goat
>>63624711
just letting you know m8, but it looks like your on pooicide watch right now
>>63624542
Literally by myself drowning exam sorrows away
>>63624553
If you can't yell out the whole "I know everything about cricket" copypasta off the top of your head then I WILL ignore you
MITCHLEL BUMCHUM
>>63624723
I'm literally poorious at your truthful assessment tbqh, bit at least I got (You)s
How many overs did we lose
How mad will the Stove Smith hater be when his plan goes perfectly and Australia wins?
>>63624612
Is this a joke?
PayWave is literally the best thing to have ever happened to me
How long before Johnson goes into porn? He's already got the name and the stache
>>63624694
>tfw this is basically my hairline
gotta keep it really long or buzzcut desu
>>63624612
Going to America will be hell because of this
>>63624742
>>63624739
2 from the last delay and 10 from the one before that.
>>63624629
Yes, unironically
The Worst Australian Luke Ronchi is LITERALLY part of the Pee Pooland touring squad
>>63624733
What about the mechanical engineering pasta?
Will be more relevant at uni tav
>>63624745
It's serious.
Only Australia and New Zealand have paypass and paywave.
In fact, the USA only just started getting credit/debit cards with the chips in them.
>>63624745
The states only just recently got chip cards instead of swipe. All of these EFTPOS stuff comes from straya, we literally invented the thing
>Bitchwide starts bowling well when it no longer matters
>Kane Shittinghimself
>>63624767
Literal pooicide
Is Lydia Sarks the greatest advertisement girl of all time?
>>63624762
more like poo all over his trouses
>>63624733
if i was there and already drunk i would probably meet you. What do ya study?
smiddy bowl yourself and get kane out
wil literally cause pooicides across pp
will iamson score a century?
>be studying notes
>see this
You can only reply to this post if you're from the GOAT fielding country in the world
Not so fast poo peeland.
>>63624773
Wait, theres at least 3 of us in ITT?
We should start a club
i hate when commentators cream themselves when their 6 inch, $3000 bat miscues a shot that runs to the boundary
>>63624778
didn't your mum used to work there mate?
>>63624777
Yeah I think so
>>63624783
brave
>>63624781
replying
>>63624781
wew did you watch the first innings la?
>McCullum names his bats
KEK
E_K
KEK
>take my bat for free :)
>don't worry about it :)
>>63624783
>these are the "people" I post with
>>63624778
Based Gong
HAHAHAHAHA Did you hear Charlie Sheen is HIV pos?
MCHUMBLE
>>63624783
Reminds me of MWNN
What do you reckon hes posting about right now?
>>63624801
what the fuck is funny about that?
>>63624801
doesn't matter, had sex
>>63624784
i'm very hateable
>>63624806
He's gonna die lad
I want to see PP go after this total and make a game of it. Some lusty wallops. If it is 150-200 to get with 20 overs to go this game might actually get exciting
>>63624806
Lived an immoral lifestyle for decades and laughed at people who told him to tone it down
>>63624808
Same
We dont have to like eachother, it would just be real life shitposting
>>63624811
life expectancy with HIV, if you take your medication, is roughly the same as somebody without it
>>63624806
He's rich and I'm not.
>>63624801
NO YET HE HASN'T
NOT YET HE HASN'T
>>63624816
/cric/ club of autists. Guild funded
>tfw SFC has been usurped as the GOAT /cric/-tier snack
>>63624824
Who /purple/ here?
genuinely getting suspicious about my gf's Nigerian student lads
He's got ANOTHER surprise exam which makes 12 for this month alone
>>63624823
Meet in the middle of James Oval and try and one up eachother with out assessment of the pitch
>>63624824
>thunder and stars are both lime flavour
oh fuck off that's just lazy
>>63624824
>Heat Lemonade
Sounds awful 2bh
>>63624824
>Thunder Lime
>Stars Lime
Why is this funny?
>>63624824
>Fairy Floss
wot?
>>63624824
I LITERALLY buy Peters icy poles every day, they're too good
KUCKTILL
LGTSS EARLY M8S
>POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND >POO PEELAND
BASED JOE BURNS ELITE SHORT LEG
JOHNGOAT
BITCHWIDE JOHNSHIT SAVING THE DAAY
LITERAL GOAT PIE CHUCKER
THE GOATENING
ITS UNIRONICALLY HAPPENING TO BE HONEST FAMILY
JOHNGOAT
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BITCH
WIDE
Once the pressure left he started bowling well again, I wish he wasn't retiring
>>63624833
>>63624837
That's what the big meme league gets for not having a yellow team
kek, boorns finally caught one, right when it didn't matter
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>Cuucktill
MJ GOATSON
>>63624832
I was unironically watching them play first grade there last week
>bitchwide is going to get a 10 fa
>>63624857
thunder is close enough to yellow
I'm literally in the Reid right now lads
>>63624861
>watching first grade
>not even shield
wew lad
not far from picking a county team and following them are you
>slow batsmen getting out
Thanks australia
>>63624861
Its one of the nicest grounds in Perth, no word of a lie. The pitch is always great and the grass is elite
>worst australia thinking that their meetup will be any where near as good as the legendary /gong/ pissups
tip top lel
>>63624868
>implying
>>63624874
No worst australia, just /UWA/
taylor in form to be honest
>>63624673
i just rememember lyon Tbh
>tfw no more pies from MJ after this test
>>63624874
what about the /afl/ hookup from last year?
I'd fuck Kane tbqh
>>63624883
Started taking eye drops apparently. Can actually see the fucking ball now
>>63624886
no more test pies m8. he'll be T20ing for sure
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT AUSTRALIAN CRICKET HAS GONE DOWNHILL SINCE TONY ABBOTT WAS REMOVED
BASED TONE LITERALLY SAVED AUSTRALIAN CRICKET AND WITH HIM GONE WE CANT EVEN BEAT NEW ZEALAND.
>poopelia on literal pooicide watch after MJ retires
Where are your wickets gonna come from now kek
>>63624886
>halal
disgusting desu
Burns on pooicide watch
>boorns
fuck me lad, open your fucking hands
not his wanking hand lads
he'll be alright
>>63624898
stark probs
and he isnt even the best australian bowler.
berendorf got more wickets in the t20 series.
>>63624890
i'd fuck ronchi tbqhwryn
>>63624895
>Tone Elected
>Straya clean sweep Englel
>Tone gone
>Cant even beat Poo Peeland
Seems pretty blatant to me
>>63624898
patoman
>>63624898
Banana will return Australia to the golden age
>>63624898
like the 6 other young fast bowlers that we have. We'd be more fucked if lyon retired Tbh
>>63624912
why are good spinners so rare outside of subcontinent
>>63624421
they are kiwi women?
God New Zealand has the ugliest women in the world
>>63624912
>Maxwell and Agar are unironically >our next best spinners
Fuck me lads
>>63624898
>implying australia has any lack of fast bowlers
>>63624915
because conditions dont suit it and no one wants to be a spin bowler. fast bowlers are "cooler"
Reminder that LRPL is a literal blind cunt
>>63624867
not allowed in the math lab m8?
>>63624916
nah m8, thats nauru
>>63624912
will still have better spinners than us...
>>63624915
Because club wickets are pathetic for spin bowling, no one ever develops well as a spinner so they stop
what the fuck are these commentators even on about Jesus Christ
>>63624921
jesus christ. no wonder he has been out of form for the last 12 months
>>63624921
>because that's how they take the mickey out of me
Kiwis just don't get it
The prize money for next year's Auckland Nines is $NZ 2.6 million.
How much was is last year? That's huge, especially compared to the paltry 100k for winning the minor premiership.
>>63624925
>us
Where do you bat lad?
who /blockhead/ here?
>>63624935
who actually watches that shit though?
watson to replace khawja and relive the bowlers after mj is gone
>>63624933
He'd probably have 10 more centuries by now
>>63624943
it is pretty entertaining
used to love it when it was in Sydney
>>63624943
it's a fun meme tourney
>>63624937
Considering there is about 20 people in NZ it's not that unlikely that he's shitposting while he waits for Johnson to rip through the batsmen above him
>>63624932
Ian Smith should stick to rugby desu senpai.
Replace him with Mark Richardson.
>>63624935
I think it's meme money to get it off the ground.
It's kind of died out here now.
>>63624935
they're desperate for every team to send their best players
jesus australia how can you deal with these commentators
>that fucking awful ad for the block
>>63624937
daily reminder than jimmy neesham responded to daniel
>>63624958
And Channel 9 isn't even the worst channel we have
>>63624945
trip on watto
Seething casual here
What happened to nz's le glasses man? Did he retired?
>>63624960
You think we could convince him to come here? He posts on reddit sometimes
>>63624958
Mark Taylors voice is so cringe worthy
Who wins the NRL hip next year lads?
>>63624921
That explains the bloodshot JUST eyes.
>>63624969
would probably take one look and then fuck off
>>63624966
he's like 40 m8
>>63624964
It really is desu
I hate their "image" or whatever you call it
>>63624975
Who cares
>>63624974
Slater is worse t͏bh
>>63624975
cowwies back to back 2bh
>Gurinder Sandhu
Forgot he existed tbqh
>>63624982
Furious seething casual who is poorious that /nrl/ RUNS /sp/ detected. Kill YOUR self
>>63624975
Gonna be a Melbourne/Manly gf m8
>>63624975
Basedogs 2bh
When will >we start memeing?
Poo "We'll Chase Anything" Peeland 2bh
>>63624992
>melbourne
Decrepit old men: the team
>manly
Freshcunt coach fresh off the boat from reddit and facebook: the team
>>63625002
hopefully soon
baz can signal taylor to run bane out so mcmeme can come in
bring Southee in after Baz
bane to be memed by a crack desu
haha I wish starcy would aim for my crack haha no homo lads
>>63624975
Melbourne will win your meme league
>>63625032
that test was fun
>>63625004
poo "we're scared as fuck" peelia 2bh
>>63625034
I think their salary cap infringement days are behind them
>>63625045
>implying it ever ended
>implying the league isn't handing them COLA equivalent to make make more money out of Melbournians who will literally watch anything in a stadium
>>63625033
This desu
I'm much better than a Healy ever will be
who /banana/ here?
Can't wait for based sidds to come back
Is Ross Taylor related to Mark Taylor?
>picking Fawad against Bane and le runout man
cant wait lads
>>63625070
What about James Taylor?
>the state of Channel 9 commentary
>"OMG ANON, GET OUT, GET OUT!!!"
I unironically rewatched underbelly so I could see that Benaud lookalike lads
>>63625074
Don't forget Jerome Taylor
>>63625078
>gibe de pusi b0ss
>>63625082
And Taylor Swift
just thinking about the matches we could have won had taylor got his fucking eye drops sooner.
>>63625078
Wew
>>63625078
why is her vagina black?
>having cricketers called Steketee and Fekete
Why is Australia so meme?
saw two muslim cunts walking around kmart looking suss today
should i report it?
>>63625095
absolutely
>>63625041
looks like a warzone
>>63625095
For sure lad
>>63625095
Honestly yes.
>>63625093
there is a thong in here
Bitchwide getting rekt on commentary
>>63625091
Do Kiwis ever do anything but look for excuses for why they never do anything relevant?
>>63625095
i would
>>63625095
Report them to Australian cricket to be fast tracked into your team
>>63625095
If you something, say something
>>63625113
hahaha
>>63625091
Would have won the World Cup la'
>>63625098
no one asked bout ur mums vag lad
>I'm beached is bru
>you want a chup bru?
>what, a chup? Like a potato chup?
Ahahaha what a classic lads
sure bitchwide was good but he was never GREAT
was he even aboriginal anyway?
>>63625095
>implying they won't find your reclaim australia posters and improperly stored firearms
Enjoy remand
>>63625091
Honestly forgot he used to be a good player of spin
why do 15 year old girls have such mature bodies these days
>>63625095
Got me worried now lad
>>63622090
Poopeelia on suicide watch
Why are Australians such poor sportsmen?
>>63625122
ghost chups hahahahaha
>>63625078
what did she mean by this?
>>63625131
i see suss muslims all the time and nothing has happened... yet
they genuinely looked suss but i don't know why they were walking around the kids clothes section
>>63625133
Ahaha not the video I'm talking about lad but another classic ahajaha
>>63625134
for her brother to get out of her room and stop trying to cop a look at her thong covered muff
>>63625137
That's textbook sharia behaviour lad
I'd ring the police right now
>>63625095
>tfw really nice Arab lady served me the day of the Paris attacks
I was literally poorious at Muslims after reading about what happened but then I remembered how kind she was and realized that not all Muslims are alike, anon :)
>>63625128
Where do you even see 15 year old girls?
>>63625128
xenoestrogens
>>63625137
>LE MUHAMMAD WUZ A PEDO
who else misses him
Keep em coming
>>63625149
half a dozen of them live in my street
>>63625159
>Stuff
>>63625145
reminder that the biggest victims of isis are muslims
>>63625155
me desu
>>63625137
There are so many Muslims in Australia it's becoming Europe. Travelling there and seeing fucking burkas with horrible ocker accents is funny though
>>63625155
HE IS BIG
>>63625167
Who /kekbourne/ here?
Know so many nice muslims desu
>>63625165
muslims are on poopetual pooicide watch
I have an idea, if the media started calling them "pooicide bombers" instead, then maybe they would get embarrassed and stop doing it.
based uzzie btfoing burns
Bushman getting the cold shoulder from bitchwide
>>63625179
Racist
>>63625167
Lad, half of my engineering classes are muslim.
Had a Maths paper and literally 15/18 of them were muslim. Good lads tbqh. They were the rich sort from saudi arabia though.
>>63625174
I like kekbourne. Too many Lebbos in Sydney. I like the Greeks in kekburnia
>>63625175
Kekked
>>63625183
>tfw don't know a single muslim who isn't doing med or engineering
reminder that your house WILL be designed and your child WILL be delivered by a muslim
saudis are the worst by far
>>63625174
Me tbqh, don't mind muzzies at all. Who else will sell delicious gozleme to drunk cunts?
I don't even hate Muslims or anything, I'm just sick of the OMG LIKE DON'T BE ISLAMAPHOBIC I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN mentality that's everywhere, like they're assuming everyones blaming all Muslims or anything which is in a roundabout way more offensive to Muslims.
>too dark
So, is anyone even watching?
IDS OGRE
Game over poo peeland.
Better luck next time, kids.
KEK
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
thoughts on sharia law lads?
DRAW
R
A
W
nice """""""""WACA""""""""" pitch
rip johngoat
RIP Bitchwide ;_;7
>too dark
racist desu
I like MJ desu
>drawbabbies
>>63625167
I literally have not sen a single Muslim here in Frankghanistan; I only ever see them in the Western suburbs. Only ever saw the one mosque in St Albans as well, as if they're ruining the nation apparently. They are such a minute part of the population it's ridiculous. The paranoia about them is fucking retarded to be honest.
>that handshake orgy
Disgusting
MJ why.
Fugg ;__;
wew lad, after all my shitposting about Johnmeme being finished, I never thought I'd be sad to see him gone.
>all these handshakes
this is a like a kiwis wet dream 2bh
>Poo Peeland will NEVER win a series in Australia
Oh come on let him bowl one more over. It's literally impossible for anyone to win anyway.
>the last of the 300 player numbers
fug
>shaking bitchwides hand
Kane should have spat on him and laughed in his face
>48 overs reduced to 20 overs
baka desu senpai
>>63625230
But they have. I don't think India has, though.
>tfw gonna have to pull an all nighter to study
>>63625230
*In modern times
Goodnight sweet prince
>>63625242
Just sleep and wing it lad
>>63625242
Same here lad
gaz confirmed for wanting to party hard
boof's smile warms my heart
fuck lads i'm gonna cry
Surely MotM is Blind Man Taylor.
Johnmeme's wife is high test af tbqh
one last time
>freshcunts will UNIRONICALLY get triggered if you start discussing the good old days of au/sp/ and /cric/
freshcunts, when will they learn?
>>63625252
>red square
>>63625220
This. I know of literally one mosque, a tiny brick building in Newport. I've seen more drunk shitheads on trains yelling >LE FUGG LE SHIDSKIMS XD than I have people around that place.
But nah, be afraid everyone. Sharia for everyone, one poofteenth of the population will enforce no fun allowed, you will submit or be bombed
>>63625260
>/cric/
>ever good
lel
>>63625267
spotted the furious as fuck freshcunt
gg NZ
>>63625220
>one mosque
Northern suburbs here. There's at least 5 nearby to me.
4th highest Australian wicket taker of all time
good night sweet prince
>>63625272
y-you too
dumping my bitchwide memes for the last time lads
;___;
I know like two Muslims, and one of them is seriously fucking hot
Bet you if they did that viewers MotM again they'd make MJ MotM even though he literally contributed nothing.
>>63625279
>my
I LITERALLY made that one, that's MY meme
RIP
>>63625280
9/10 girls who wear hijabs are fucking hot. Going to uni gave me that god damn fetish.
Rest in peace, Mitchell "Bitchwide Johnshit" Johnson.
>>63625272
>score a four
>The entire New Zealand team gives you a handshake and a clap
So was he part abbo or
>LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD
>>63625289
>tfw 10 more years of Bitchwide posting
Thank you Australia
The fastest deliveries recorded in cricket
>161.3kph: Shoaib Akhtar, ODI v England in 2003 at Newlands
>161.1kph: Shaun Tait, ODI v England in 2010 at Lord's
>161.1kph: Brett Lee, ODI v NZ in 2005 at Napier
>160.6kph: Jeff Thomson, study in 1976 at WACA
>160.4kph: Mitchell Starc, Test v NZ in 2015 at WACA
>>63625299
we all are mate
Who /sbsfoodnetwork/ now that griget is over?
>>63625318
>not having a cheeky wank to that sex education doco on after The Block(tm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AE1iv008N8
who can forget this one
>>63625318
I am fucking obsessed with this already tbqh.
>>63625334
MODS MODS MDOS
>>63625334
WHAT A DUBM GUND :DDDD
Fargo is the best show of 2015
this is unironically the best ball of this series by a long way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmL2Rfqzvfk
>>63625334
>these are "athletes"
lmao
>>63625307
I wish /cric/ had been big around the time that Tait was doing his thing
Truly the most meme player to ever bowl
>>63625355
You. I like you.
>>63625307
Imagine if Usain Bolt grew up playing cricket and developed as a pace bowlers.
200kmh+ easy
>>63625377
>Imagine if Usain Bolt grew up playing cricket
he literally did
>and developed as a pace bowlers.
black bull BTFO'd him
>>63625318
>not watching the new Yuru Yuri episode
>>63625381
Yeah but like through the Australian or indian system.
Windies development is trash and they just get by on athleticism.
McMemes Wikipedia page still says right handed manlet
>>63625371
If the guy who ran that "make the most reddit post possible" competition yesterday instead decided to do the competition today for this thread, THIS post would win
>>63625393
and he clearly isn't cut-out to be a fast bowler
being a sprinter=/= a fast bowler
>>63625393
Because Usain Bolt clearly lacks the athleticism
>>63625396
>Nickname Bazz, McMeme, McManlet
>Height 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m)
>Batting style Right-handed manlet
kek
KEK
K E K
okay which one of you cunts did this? (I've been away for the last 3 days)
>There's only a few of them here, it's no big deal
>It's just a little bit of cancer no need to worry
Bleeding hearts BTFO
>>63625365
Tait was extreme meme
Malcolm needs to throw infinite money at the CSIRO to interbreed/clone Maxwell and Tait
>>63625396
current state of his page
>>63625405
I did
>>63625408
would Maxwell and Tait merged into one super-meme be the greatest force in the history of sport?
>>63625401
That''s what I meant. The Windies are all athletes but they have a lack of good coaching.
They're getting worse now because the better athletes are going elsewhere. They're still good athletes on par with any other team but still they don't play the game well.
>>63625417
would last one over before his back disintegrated
>>63625416
im tempted to post this on /r/cricket just for the reactions
>>63625416
fix the photo lad
>>63625416
Enjoy your wikipedia ban desu senpai
Morning las
>>63625433
>Implying I need it
>>63625415
Not this is shitposting
>>63625444
>(not his son)
Warner
Burns
S Marsh
Smith
Voges
M Marsh
Nevill
Starc
Pattinson
Siddle
Lyon
desu
>>63625457
>S Marsh
>>63625457
>Warner burns S Marsh
Sounds about right
>>63625457
>S Marsh
[Triggered]
>>63625457
>M Marsh
Why
how i'll always remember him tbqh
>>63625483
>LE FUGG LE BIJWIDE JOHMSHID XDXD
wikipedia anon change mcmemes height to like 5'2" or something
WACA curator literally made Johnson retire
>>63625442
>he doesn't contribute his knowledge to the world's biggest compendium of information
>>63625498
Bane and LRPL destroyed bitchwide's brain
>>63625498
so no one is going to compare johnson to swan regarding their retirements in the middle of a series?
or is it because australia weren't getting absolutely PTFO at the time
>>63625513
Was his average going to push past 30?
>>63625513
Its a bit more understandable leaving mid series when its one thats not really important, its his home test, and the last test in the series is some meme day-night match bullshit thats not even using a red ball
>>63625307
reminder thomson's was taken from the batsman's end, not the bowler's end like everyone else's
>>63625513
he just wanted to retire at his home ground desu
>>63625377
He LITERALLY was about to be a cricket player, but his high school coach told him not to
reminder johnno was at his best during the SA test series immediately after 5-0
>>63625547
>worst australians are this delusional
>>63625555
Doolan was phenomenal at short leg during that series
>>63625542
Also Australia has numerous players that are as good or better at his position and are younger.
>>63625357
>This series
What?
>>63625415
>Congratulating a batsman for reaching 50*
Unusually subtle for /sp/
>>63625583
This
Starc is literally a better Bitchwide and Australia almost has too many fast bowlers these days
Swann was the only "good" bowler England had. Just look at their current Muslim lineup compared to guys like Pattinson and Cummins.
Johnmeme would have been dropped for the next test, all he did was retire before that could happen, while Swann was England's only option but was too terrified of Johnmeme
>>63625590
the india/australia series of last year
>Broad has 2 more test wickets than Johnson and he's still playing
at least mitch has a better average
>block a short ball
>Mcmeme gives you a pat on the back and chastises his bowler for making you face balls outside of your comfort zone
Oh, look. Another road.
Yippee.
>>63625468
>>63625480
who else?
Bancroft? kek
Klinger? KEK
Maxwell? K E K
Worst Marsh is the only one that you can bring in who doesn't disrupt the current make-up of the side. Then depending on how he does, either he or Burns goes once Bushman Koala returns
>>63625744
Worst Marsh has been given so many chances it's not funny. You're unironically better off brining memeswell back to face 30 balls and get out playing a reverse sweep than playing Marsh for the 100th time.
He's absolute trash outside of meme cricket
>>63625498
This the first time someone's decided to retire mid-match?
>>63625757
he's had two chances (debut/SA/India and last summer/windies/englel) which is less chances Bushman Koala has had (3)
he obviously has problems, but he is still better than every single other option.
Bancroft is overrated.
Klinger is basically Shaun Marsh-lite and old.
Maxwell is Maxwell.
>>63625773
Graeme Smith
>>63625781
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63625607
Fucking hell Swann retiring pissed me off. Great bowler; probably the best spinner they've ever had but literally retired out of pure shame and cowardice because of one shitty series. Absolutely disgusting attitude.
Where were YOU when Johnmeme's tiny white dick got kucked into retirement by Big Samoan Cock?
>>63625789
he blew his load in the tour matches
cute that you're so insecure you feel the need to save those, PP
lets get this bad boy to 1000 2bh
>>63625444
>mcmeme and mcmanlet
>>63625781
Worst Marsh LITERALLY only gets chances because of his famous name
He's had enough
>>63625790
He has the fucking nerve to call KP selfish despite KP finishing the tour with the entire team apart from Blackberry and Tremlett hating him. Fuck Swann. Cook needed him desperately and all he got was "lol my elbow i'm going home :^)"
Even if his elbow was too fucked to continue, he should have stayed with the team for the next 2 weeks. It's the least he could have done.
>>63625798
the fact that Worst Marsh is unironically the 5th choice Worst Australian "batsman" says it all really
Even le spaghetti man Vogeshit is better than him. I'm sorry ledditgoose but the truth hurts.
>>63625808
>Worst Marsh LITERALLY only gets chances because of his famous name
kek
KEK
Geoff Marsh was fucking trash
By your logic Jake Lehmann will get the call up
And you STILL haven't provided ONE SINGLE better candidate than S Marsh and reasoned why. No Maxwell is not an acceptable suggestion.
>>63625627
Bread is literally the English Johnson
>literally only good on one type of wicket
>literally makes his name off one summer
>literally a decent enough number 8 with a test 100
>literally puts in one GOAT spell along with mediocre shit every series that keeps him in the team
>>63625815
>LE YOU ARE LE REDDIT XDDD
>>63625781
Bushman had a solid shield record and captained Australia A during the tri series while Worst Marsh was busy getting out for single digit scores.
Marsh is fucking ancient too. Giving him the position in a dead rubber game is just wasting an opportunity for a fringe player to get some international exposure. Bancroft is literally 22 and already elite. Giving him the chance to play against Pee Pooland is a smart investment into his future. Even if you think he's overrated, he has the most potential compared to all the old farts that are being considered
>>63625818
Shut the fuck up krazykrezja, you unironically wanted Marsh in the team because of some bullshit "1 GOAT hundred per series" logic you probably saw on leddit.
And now you're shilling some other rising overhyped batsman that no one apart from fedora-tier domestic cricket watching autists have seen play to give yourself some credibility.
YOU are a fucking embarrassment. This is an objective fact.
>>63625818
cowman or klinger
>>63625839
>>63625818
/cric/ arguments somehow seem to have more buzzwords than words
>>63625832
>Bancroft is literally 22 and already elite
kek
KEK
K E K
If he bats ANYTHING like he did in the pink ball warmup he will be dismantled by SouthGOAT.
>>63625815
Good to see (You) crawling out of (You)r after you were PTFO by me about Voges and the Bestern Warriors
Voges is LITERALLY one of the best middle order batsmen in international cricket right now.
>>63625839
literally poorious: the post
>>63625850
>Voges is LITERALLY one of the best middle order batsmen in international cricket right now.
kek
KEK
K E K
Too bad we didn't see it in the Ashes when it actually mattered :^)
Too bad he got outscored by a blind Samoan eunuch on a ground he's been playing on his entire life :^)
Too bad he's too mentally weak to actually score under pressure :^)
>>63625832
>le blood le youngster
Rogers, Hussey and Voges are good examples of holding onto players and picking them at their peaks. Smith, khawaja, hughes are examples of players being rushed into the side far earlier than they need to be
>>63625848
YOU have LITERALLY never seen him play shield cricket by YOUR own admission. Bancroft is LITEY a future GOAT and WILL dismantle your precious Pee Pooland medium "pace" attack in Adelaide
>>63625873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6z-DLUPiiA#t=11m14s
kek
KEK
K E K
All I needed to see.
who /flatearther/ here?
>>63625888
>UNIRONICALLY referring to meme cricket
kek
KEK
Poo Peeland are shit at BOTH pyjama and real cricket
