New Zealand 3/352
MEMES INCOMING
>>63563611
time for memes
kek, nice "Spoort"
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poorius poo peeland poofters literally on pooicide watch right now, lads
Reminder Siddle is UNIRONICALLY the best option for building pressure on these literal roads
Brendon McCullum could bat the shit out of all of you
But he wouldn't because he only knows love and peace
Why do all our seamers think full and on the pads is a good place to bowl?
Never baguette
Was getting caught part of his plan?
I really think NZ overestimates how much we care about rugby
>>63563685
do you have the one he bowled to Bell?
Ball of the series tbqh
>>63563700
I really think Australia overestimates how much we care about cricket
>>63563611
what's off about this picture?
>>63563700
They just need to think a nation besides themselves really cares
>>63563734
>damage control
Reminder that poo peeland cares a great deal about cricket and are genuinely upset about having a shit team.
>>63563734
no we fully understand, we never play you for a reason
>>63563700
it's literally a dead sport
>>63563740
it's the dutch flag and there is a bullet hole in it
Why does Kay have Fijian kids?
>>63563757
>le pot
>le kettle
>le black
>>63563734
Not when you're winning
what the fuck shot was that kane
>"9 LIVE" logo in the top corner
>batsman walking out to the middle
>it's a replay
For FUCK sake, why are they still doing this?
MEMES
>smith
>manlet
select both
>>63563721
sure do daniel
>>63563797
He was just being a nice guy
>>63563797
he was getting bored
>>63563769
>barassi line
I live in qld and I don't think I have ever met a union fan. Even people who played it in high school only watched league
>>63563787
You don't seriously think doesn't Australia bandwagon teams do you?
>implyon
>that 4
HAHA TIME FOR MEMES
>impylon
>IMPLYON
OH LORD
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>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON>IMPLYON
J U S T
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MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEME
Holy fuck this is brutal.
back to your groundskeeping mate
>>63563813
>9
>not based WIN
kys my friend
SPILLED HIS LOLLIES
kill yourself lyon you retarded balding fuck
>POO PEELIAN """"""""FIELDING""""""""""
>IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN >IMPLOYN
FUCK
DROPPED THE ASHES
Why can't terrorists attack a cricket match, do some good in the world.
HEART GOING A MILLION MILES AN HOUR LADS
NICE HANDS FAGGOT
>>63563831
I guess coming from NZ you can't comprehend people being fans of multiple sports
>lyon in 3rd slip
>tfw no langer hussey hayden ponting warne clarke martyn slips cordon
>>63563831
Not rugby teams
I can honestly say that the majority of Western Australia are LITERALLY unaware that the sport is remotely popular in the eastern states, and LITERALLY none of them know the difference between league and union
>>63563868
>living LITERALLY in the middle of nowhere
I pity you.
>comparing McMeme to Viv Richards
>>63563817
G O A T
O
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Honestly can't believe people unironically preferred Johnmeme in England
Can we discuss how fucking stupid McCullum is?
This test is in the balance and he comes out and edges two that easily could/should have been out trying to hit a 6
Memecullum should just walk.
poo peelanders on morbid obesity watch
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LYON
Memecullum going to march on for a triple century tbqh
>>63563929
He's completely been sucked in by le aggresion meme
He's done
>Brett Lee creaming himself over the speed
The speedo is BROKEN.
It's been consistently showing every bowler to be at least 5 or 6km/h faster than usual, including the NZ bowlers in the first innings.
australians on elite muscular watch
BROKEN FUCKING BAT
>>63563922
Wollongong is literally and objectively the best place in the entire southern hemisphere.
How did a shit wicket keeper who gave it up and still averages under 40 get a reputation as one of NZ's great players? At least Kane actually lives up to his hype.
>>63563980
feels based
I thought that was a bail for a second
>mccullum
jesus christ trying to give me a heart attack
LITERALLY BROKEN THE BAT
Best over all day to be frank.
>>63563929
>le lose2win man
Never thought that Starc would become our best bowler, lads
>155 yorker
>>63563611
I'm a retarded faggoty fuck cunt who is incapable of a simple task like including /cric/ in the subject field: the thread
>bat FUCKING DIES
get ready for a broken fucken bat
INSANITY
>>63564000
literally incorrect
>>63564000
Isn't it a coal mine?
are you out if a piece of your broken bat hits the stumps?
If that chunk had knocked the bails off would it have been out?
>>63563831
*Australia doesn't
>>63563915
>>63563920
The Aussies bandwagoned the shit out of the Wobblies lads I don't get how delusional you can be. Just look at the archive for their lack of presence when they got BTFO.
Who would buy a Pooma bat anyway
i only started watching cricket again during last season's bbl and during that someones bat broke in half and now this...
what does it mean?
>154.8 km/h
jesus christ starc
>>63564059
Yes.
>>63564054
yes
>>63564059
nope
>>63564054
yes
There's no fucking way that was 155
When Tait hit 155 in that meme20 you literally couldn't see the ball
>>63564054
>>63564059
Would have been drinks
>>63564078
>>63564082
samefag
lmao Brett Lee getting pumped
>>63564054
Would be out hit wicket lad
>155
It keeps getting quicker
that was so plum its a grape
>>63564047
>>63564051
Literally furious damage control and jealousy.
Lads why did poopeelia get to change the ball to their obviously rigged ball?
>>63564092
THIS
H
I
S
everyone see >>63563976
It's out of whack with the left-armers.
Anyone got the Car Battery?
170km/hr bowler is going to happen one day lads
>>63564110
yeh ok
>le starc can't bowl 155km
r-r-r-retards
JESUS FUCK JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>63564110
think you mean a sultana m8
>>63564112
"Damage control" generally means we got hit with some sought of argument
Poo peeland on eternal fairweather and bandwagon watch.
Poo peeland on seething casual watch.
>>63564120
Poo Peeland literally had the ball changed 3 times in the space of 10 minutes in their bowling innings.
Remember when Carberry's bat broke in the Ashes two years ago?
>>63564145
m8 the gun's fucked, Boult was unironically bowling 140s
That must have been high 140s, if it was 155 McMeme would never have blocked it
>>63564140
Not possible. The human arm literally can't take the stress of anything more than 160-162.
>>63564066
We've been over this. The Aussies didn't show up in any rugby world cup threads after the grand final, because grand finals have a tendency to be the last game in the tournament
>>63564066
About a fifth of the /sp/ population, maybe
I don't think you realise the sheer apathy towards rugby outside of Sydney and Queensland
If Australia actually gave a fuck about it, your precious rugby threads would LITERALLY overflowing with casuals just like the AFL grand final threads and the Ashes
>>63564140
If anything fast bowlers have gotten slower.
>>63564140
they used to say that back when alan donald was bowling
it will never happen
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE MEME FIELDERS
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>63564193
This.
When Starc fires up he generally nudges 149-150km/h.
He's not going to suddenly go to 155km/h overnight.
>taylor almost running himself out
>>63564199
There were threads after the final lad. Pretty active ones too.
>>63564196
kek, you could probably get people to believe this
>Both centurions have literally been castrated
http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/new-zealand-cricketer-ross-taylor-out-two-months-after-protector-didnt-protect-20150820-gj41ak.html
>>63564155
>literally furious and seething with rage that he spelled multiple words wrong
KEK, don't be so mad at based /gong/ m8. You'll live longer.
>>63564196
that's what you think
there is going to be a Pakistani lad with a West Indian dad that is going to do it.
>>63564224
and there was no reason for anyone to post in them
mccullum is an actual madman
literally trying to throw the game
these sub fielders are shit
Think Memecullum gives a FUCK?
WRONG
BIG
>>63564272
you're sub human
>People think the ball reaches the batsman at 150kph
i live in the gong and its a shithole
enough with the memes
Rigged or not it is good seeing the speedo go past 150 again.
JUST
>>63564281
he does though
He plays like this because he "thinks" that this is what everybody wants to see from him. He cares about his "le nice guy who bats like a madman" image way too much
>Glenn Memeswell isn't even playing
what's the point
anyone from the /gong/ wanna get on the piss? Harp maybe?
>>63564200
>If Australia actually gave a fuck about it, your precious rugby threads would LITERALLY overflowing with casuals
They literally were m8.
>>63564193
its also the length of the ball that screws it up. full balls will be "quicker" than short ones. Starc has probably been told, 3 overs and your off so make them quick.
>>63564314
It's just the one bogan
While you autistic faggots were watching a bunch of faggots paddling a ball around, Honda Housey was LITERALLY dishespected and got KTFO by Holly Holm.
cunts missed a great /sp/ moment
>>63564174
Except we didn't have a robot ball in there
160
160
>160km/h
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>160.4
yeah right
>160.4
>>63564268
>Not talking about a match afterwards
>Not discussing what was seen
You don't seriously think discussion should be reserved for gamethreads do you?
>>63564315
Especially when it's a non-slinger with the most natural and smoothest bowling action in world cricket.
>160.4
i don't think so
>160
Radar definitely broken
>160.4
>160
Lol, sure
>160
Bull fucking shit
160 lol.
speedo is defs fucked by 10kmh
ONE SIXTY POINT FOUR
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Poor Starcy
Putting everything into this spell
BROKEN FUCKEN MACHINE
hahahaha starc is LITERALLY FURIOUS
>FRESH NEW IMAGES FROM THE TRAGEDY
Broadcast news fucking disgusts me.
Taking fucking pleasure in tragedies and being disappointed when they're not disastrous.
Sensationalist, sociopathic bullshit.
>160
broken gun desu
Is Starc gonna murder someone after today's play?
>>63564411
>>63564407
>>63564404
>>63564400
>>63564398
whats the matter 2fast4u?
>bitchwide darsh
Starc getting angry
Will he chuck it at the batsman again?
Bitchlell shitarc going to murder his team mates
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNN
>this echo chamber that is /sp/
>everyone spamming 160
this board is fucking awful. i really need to stop coming here.
inb4 LE LITERALLY FURIOUS AND SEETHING XD
>>63564224
KEK, nice delusion.
The /rug/ "poomunity" on /sp/ is literally on 24/7 life support and was only ever active when I made 300 poo peeland posts per thread.
And you soft cock losers got comprehensively PTFO and bullied the fuck out in your own threads.
You were literally sighing with relief once the tournament was over so you wouldn't be bullied by the big mean Australians any more.
Reminder that poo peeland are eternally on literally furious damage control and pooicide watch.
>>63564376
wrestling is /asp/ now m8
>>63564426
>LE FUCK LE MEDIA XDXD
>>63564426
Disgusting as it is lad, their jobs depend on that shit.
160
HOLY SHIT THIS SPELL!
>>63564459
you on pooicide watch
>Ausfailian fielding
>>63564426
That's literally their job.
who fucked up that catch?
>>63564459
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3suiti/match_thread_australia_vs_new_zealand_at_waca/
>>63564493
lyon then marsh
>>63564459
"The food here is awful! Truly disgusting staff and the average customer is autistic"
"See you tomorrow"
>>63564460
>That delusion
>That flag
Not surprised lel
>the game finally got exciting
about fucking time Tbh
rate my OC lads
>>63564493
Darsh
fucking hell lads this is exciting
literally planted robot ball.
poopeelian kucket should be investigated
>>63564504
I came here specifically to get away from reddit
>>63564459
Literally no one in this thread who watched that ball thought that was 160. Absolute fucking joke.
LE 160
LE PLS UPBOAT THIS
LE 160
PLS GIVE ME LIKES
LE THIS IS MY LITTLE COMMUNITY
LE THIS IS MY LITTLE ECHO CHAMBER
LE THIS IS MY LITTLE HUGBOX
LE 160 PLS GIVE ME LIKES
>>63564533
top fucking kek
>LEAVE PP TO ME
>>63564516
>this pooper poorturbed poorius pooicidal poo peelander
KEK, damage control at its finest.
Bullied the fuck out in your own thread.
Your can't make this shit up.
>>63564559
krazykreja on pooicide watch
>>63564533
11/10 lad
steve smith is such a toxic cunt.
every time a ball goes for 4 or someone drops a hard catch he throws his head back like a massive cunt
>>63564533
>select images with pies
>>63564533
60/10
>>63564559
>Being this perturbed
Are you an armless man?
>>63564459
>>63564559
literally furious and seething
>>63564516
>he genuinely believes /rug/ is a vibrant and thriving community
Poo peeland tier delusion right here, friend.
LE I LOVE TO REPEAT THE SAME MEMES EVERYDAY IN MY LITTLE COMMUNITY
LE I LOVE THIS LITTLE HUGBOX THAT PROTECTS ME FROM LE REALITY
LE WHAT WOULD I DO IF I COULDN'T LE REPEAT MY LE FURIOUS AND LE POOICIDE MEMES EVERYDAY
XD
>>63564533
toppest kek
>>63564533
top fucken kek
>>63564533
topkek
Fuck me, even NZ's actually test cricketers don't know what they're fucking talking about
>>63564602
Yeah this.
He's honestly a REALLY bad leader.
Give Clarke as much shit as you want, but at least towards the end of his captaincy he was a very good leader on the field.
>>63564533
>Warner looking under the toilet cubicle wall
>poovile
>>63564629
fuck off dumb normie
>>63564647
any more pics of this?
>>63564602
Agreed. He needs to take a leaf from Memecullums book of captaincy.
McCullum just get the fuck out of the team
>>63564626
Literally never said that lad. There were shitloads of threads during and just after the WC and now it's back to being slow af.
>This Australian delusion and damage control
>>63564629
>hugbox
>echo chamber
Nice irrelevant buzzwords
what time is it lads
>>63564630
>>63564638
>>63564640
sameshitcunt
>>63564533
holy fuck lmao
>>63564647
did they actually fug?
Why is there is no proof
>>63564533
FUCKKKKING EPICCC MAN
>>63564702
NINEHD M8
>>63564533
GOAT
>>63564700
Are you meaning to imply Rugby gets more popular over all during the WC? No way
>>63564708
warner detected
LE NORMIES GTFO MY HUGBOX COMMUNITY
LE NORMIES YOU CANT LE STOP ME FROM LE POSTING MY LE FURIOUS AND LE SEETHING POOICIDE MEMES EVERY DAY XD
I LIVE FOR THESE MEMES AND I WOULD LE DIE FOR THESE MEMES XD
U R LE POORUIOUS AND LE PEETHING XD
>>63564724
inb4 human radars say this wasn't 160
>>63564724
That does look pretty fast though.
>>63564629
Why the fuck are you doing this now when it was spammed for like three fucking posts as opposed to literally every other instance of >POO PEE and repetitive which has seemingly been ignored by you you fucking moron?
joshie is losing it
>>63564724
bull fucking shit
>>63564647
What is actually happening in this picture?
Apart from Davey Warner getting chucked several years before getting married?
>>63564641
>174kph
Top NOPE
>>63564771
freshie detected
>>63564753
See >>63564626
>>he genuinely believes /rug/ is a vibrant and thriving community
Just argued against that m9
Has a team ever declared when they were losing?
>>63564793
his now wife gets fucked by a rugby player and was seen with another rugby player LITERALLY two hours later
>>63564765
>>63564768
It was probably ~153km/h.
This is what 160+ actually looks like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRQ-S4LFGzg
Poopeelia Ltd.
Why are Aussies so autismal? Does all that sun fuck with your mental health?
>>63564700
You literally claimed /rug/ was active.
You literally claimed /rug/ was active even after the ""world"" championship ended.
It literally went back to being a dead "community" before the final even ended.
You are literally seething right now and in full damage control that your soft cock poomunity is dead as the "sport" of yawnion and relied on casual shitposters who give no fucks about it to make the threads active during your biggest "event".
Poo Peeland Ltd on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch.
How the fuck does Hazlewood even get a match bowling absolute shit like that?
>>63564788
It probably is. The perspective right behind the ball makes it look slower
>>63564834
yes
>>63564803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHRmVVTNjiw
>>63564847
Starc's actually looked faster
>>63564834
Clarke did against India I think
Ended up winning
>no gully
fucking why
>>63564724
Someone super slow-mo how many frames the ball takes to travel 22 yards. We can figure out the actual speed.
>>63564793
Falzon has had previous high-profile relationships with sporting stars such as Braith Anasta, Matt Henjak, Matt Poole, Brent Staker, Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira, David Carney and Marcos Baghdatis. She was also in a brief relationship with British funnyman David Walliams.[10] Falzon is also known for a "toilet tryst" with rugby superstar Sonny Bill Williams. In 2007, she was captured on a mobile phone camera with Williams in a men's toilet cubicle at the Clovelly Hotel. She was also seen with another Bulldog player - Ben Roberts - at a Kings Cross nightclub only three hours after her toilet tryst with Williams[11]
Falzon is the wife of Australian cricketer David Warner. They married in April 2015.[1] They had their first child on 11 September 2014.[8] On July 15, 2015 the couple announced they are expecting their second child, another daughter.[9]
>>63564864
U R LE POORIOUS AND LE PEETHING XD
>100 years from now there will be 200kph bowlers
>>63564866
BASED IVAN DROPPING ELITE TRUTH BOMBS
>>63564870
>getting married
>in 2015
0/10
>>63564866
/rug/ was active af after the WC ended. I wasn't wrong. It then went back to being dead about less than a week later. lel you need to calm down Tbh lad.
McCullum is a fucking idiot. Batting like a fucking moron and only being saved by Australia's complete and utter incompetence.
>>63564928
thats not ivan m8, thats matt
>>63564918
>the quality of Australian posting
Probably a Poo South Welshman
>>63564958
>/rug/ was active af after the WC ended
LMAO no it fucking wasn't.
>that's the way he plays
>its his natural game
>>63564914
Ball changes speed due to wind resistance and drag from the pitch. They tried doing this with old clips of Larwood and bowlers from before speed guns came in, but couldn't get any accurate measurements.
>>63564962
does this every game mate
>>63564962
He's just playing to the conditions la'
reminder that if a bowler can't get it above 150 they are literal garbage tier
>>63564977
You wouldn't know since you took the time off /sp/ to avoid the embarrassment.
>>63564958
shut the fuck up memespouter, literally no one cares about your poomunity
>>63564884
this is 100% wrong because the maximum velocity of a cricket ball is 161.3km, it can go any faster than that because the forces acting round it are balanced at thhat point of speed.
>>63564914
you can figure out the average speed, but won't get from the hand m8
>>63564975
Matt would never talk shit about rugby though
that's the wollongong lad who was trolling poo peeland and /rug/ hard as fuck in the final few weeks of the world cup
>>63565008
is warne unironically garbage?
>>63564834
Yeah. It's a risk, but it's generally considered badass.
>there is UNIRONICALLY 30km/h difference between Australia's best bowler and New Zealand's best bowler
might as well bowl spin tbqh
>>63564991
>drag from the pitch
>on a yorker
>implying wind resistance isn't effectively constant
>>63565014
>he's never seen a ball machine before
>>63565031
yes la just because he can spin it doesnt save him
>>63565014
>someone will fall for this
McCullum 100 coming up.
Get ready for (another) broken fucken ball
>>63565015
>what are basic physics formulae
>>63565009
No, I was there, and it was utterly dead.
It was about 4 or 5 Kiwis celebrating and gloating, and 2 or 3 foreigners MAX.
You are completely deluded.
>>63564533
Out fucking standing.
>>63564958
/rug/ literally went back to being dead during the final.
There was only one post game thread and it was slow as fuck and lasted the entire day.
At the end of the day, your "sports" biggest "event" relied on casual shitposters who don't care about it to temporarily pad the numbers.
I can guarantee you are a seething engineering "student" and these facts make you genuinely upset.
>>63565008
Warne and Murali should have never played at international level.
>>63565024
its just joshie m8
Is head on the train tracks the easiest way to off yourself? Hanging seems to difficult
>>63565081
>Poopeelian delusion
>>63565037
the way the cracks are growing cutters and spin are going to be good options tomorrow desu
>>63564895
2013?
They lost badly from memory.
Didn't he declare before stumps because muh quick wicket leading into tomorrow. And they didn't end up taking a wicket.
>>63565037
Lyon's not that quick m8
does anyone else NOT like cricket but still uses /cric/ to shitpost?
raise your paw if you do
>>63563611
>no /cric/ in the title
took me 10 mins to find this thread you piece of shit
>back down to 140's
yawn
>>63565154
i sometimes shitpost when im not watching it, but i still do like cricket
U R ALL LE POORIOUS AND LE PEETHING XD
>>63565154
*LE RAISES POOAW*
>>63565105
It's not delusion, it's FACT.
I saw the "post-final" thread (singular) myself, and it was very slow moving and almost completely populated by Kiwis such as yourself, likely samefagging.
You WANT to believe that it stayed active, but it really didn't and you need to stop kidding yourself.
would you rather face starc
1) here at the waca
2) at the adelaide oval with the pink ball at night
>>63565161
The only shit is on your streets m8
>>63565080
> what are multiple variables such as wind, camera angle, when it pitches, altitude, etc?
>starc bowls hard for a couple of overs
>zero wickets
>tired already
>>63565081
>that ONE literally poorturbed as fuck poo peelander who was spamming locker room pics of the All Keks to try and drown out the "we don't care" posts
>>63565161
>took 10 minutes to find a thread consistently at the top of the first page/catalog
"Literally" how retarded are "you"?
>>63565196
here because he's literally bowling 135
>>63565161
you searched "/cric/" but couldn't think to seach "australia"
>>63565184
course its the filthy blue who posts it
>>63565170
>/rug/ engineering babby still poorturbed and pooicidal as fuck
hazleshit is getting btfo by LRPL
>>63565237
whyy did you change your flag from kektoria to poosland?
>>63565204
>Wind
Measurable and constant.
>Camera angle
Has literally no impact on the ball
>When it pitches
Yorker
>Altitude
Measurable and constant
Anyone remember those arguments I used to get in with Zerogoose about how Warner was an over rated piece of shit and only hits big scores on the roads?
Well looks like I was right.
>autistic memespouter unironically pretending /rug/ can exist without /cric/ and /nrl/
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63565210
At least we've had a world class seam bowler this century
>LE BROGEN SPEED GUN XD
t. boult and southee
>>63565024
>caring about tripfags
What the fuck happened to /cric/
Will Warnie fug Liz in LA?
GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR
GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR
GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR GOATLOR
>>63565280
U R LE POORIOUS AND LE PEETHING XD
Now on to 200 Rosco
\o/
Daniel should've died in the earthquake
>>63565270
I know what some of that post means
>>63565280
This desu.
/nrl/ literally runs /rug/ and keeps it on life support
>>63565278
No I don't remember those.
I think you just made that up.
>>63565294
>being this much of a n00b
/cric/ has always cared about tripcunts, you utterly POORIOUS AND LE PEETHING XD faggot.
>>63565272
I didn't realise every cricket ground was built at the same altitude and wind never changes.
Please, go calculate the exact speed Harold Larwood bowled at during the Bodyline series, because they've been trying to determine it accurately for decades
Lyon will LITERALLY get a wicket this over
>worst ausfailian keket bogans in charge of attention span
>160.4*
>*This ball was bowled using a rigged robot ball
Are they chanting "Boourns"?
>not appealing for everything
Why is Nevill so beta?
>>63565190
And you want to believe that Aussies weren't BTFO of /sp/. You have this idea that Australia is perfect and actually good at sports and can't handle the idea that you're living a lie. You are living a fragile pooicidal existence
TAKING THE PISS OUTTA SLATS AGAIN SO ORIGINAL
>>63565321
>life support
you mean pooicide watch
why is reality check still in singapore?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poorius poo peelanders on 24/7 pooicide watch and literally poorius damage control watch.
>>63565297
Sachin is getting all up in her tbqh
>>63565354
Boring
source: I'm at the ground lad
>>63565366
slats pls
>>63565345
honestly don't think it was even possible back then tbqh. And I don't think Thomson did it either
with sport science we might see someone hit 165 in the next couple of decades though
>>63565345
>wind changing significantly over the course of 0.25 seconds
AND THE FUCKING ALTITUDE IS FACTORED INTO THE FORMULA JESUS
>>63565297
orgy with all 5 people incoming 2bh
>>63565365
>You have this idea that Australia is perfect and actually good at sports
I never said nor implied this.
You've just completely changed the subject to change the fact you were exposed.
>>63565366
>Le fug Mark nicholas
>>63565410
I can't really say much else without repeating myself Tbh
>>63565413
>le fug le fug NOT YET HE HASN'T
>memecullum being smart and not trying to wallop the last over before tea
wtf am i watching
Does Johnson have the most meme run up in cricket?
Its amazing how shit this place has been since Goose was forced out, fucking terrible.
>>63565396
Thomson was clocked at over 160 as measured from the batting end. Bowlers now are measured from the bowling end.
>>63565381
research m8
>>63565431
Then don't. You got comprehensively exposed, anyway. It would probably be best for you if you walked away from this discussion since the more you post, the more it becomes clear you're desperate for your shitty community to appear relevant.
>>63565365
kek, YOU live in a fantasy world where Australians actually care about yawnion, and you DESPERATELY need to believe that loss meant something to us.
Your inferiority complex drives you.
It's what gets you out of bed in the morning.
You are literally changing your flag because people don't differentiate it from Australia's.
Meanwhile we don't give a second thought to you lot.
KEK
kfc? more like gayfc
kek
KEK
K E K
I TOLD YOU ALL that Johnmeme is FINISHED.
He will NOT play a SINGLE TEST beyond this summer.
>>63565469
elite truth bombs
>>63565325
You have a short memory goosey.
It was the 3rd test of the 2013/14 Ashes series in Australia in Perth. Warner was carving shit up and I made the remark that he was only good on the roads. Then you got into some autistic rant about how I'm supposedly a casul and don't even know what a road is supposed to be. Then throughout the remainder of the series Warner struggled badly on the MCG and SCG turf. After that we continued to have this discussion but as I was constantly getting proved correct you gradually backed down from it until you dropped the trip altogether. Now you don't seem to have any recollection about it at all. Funny how that works.
>>63565447
supreme freshcunt detected
>>63565365
You're a fucking embarassment to us
>>63565489
Should bring Watto back in for the next test imo
>>63565468
But I'm not desperate at all m8, and spamming "exposed" at me doesn't mean I was.
>its a Johnshit gets zero wickets at the waca game
>>63565398
You don't think wind can change between balls, overs, or even spells? These are the things you need to consider to build you damn formula
>>63565489
>home series against the Windies
Every single member of the Australian team is going to statpad.
>>63565294
ultimate freshie detected
1.Incognito (vc)
2.Gary Ridgway
3.Scy
4.Zerogoose (c)
5.Roosterman
6.Josh Reynolds
7.spannerhead (wk)
8.Gnske
9.Orlandobro
10.angry iggle
11.Milky
12. convict
>>63565413
It was Taylor who made the jab you fucking idiot.
>>63565506
>Being this mad and butt blasted over something that happened years ago
kek
KEK
>>63565538
Desperation: The Post.
>>63565540
WE'RE MEASURING ONE FUCKING BALL
>tfw Goosey never comes back
ALL HAIL GODE
>>63565447
but goose is still here
>>63565527
>P-PLEASE STOP EMBARRASSING US IN FRONT OF THE BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS!!!!
Poo Seethland on eternally poorious pooicidal peething poorturbed poomage pootrol watch
>>63565543
He will unironically get dropped for Siddle in Adelaide and never play again
Fucking hell he literally just tapped that.
>that guy who thought mccullum was better than taylor
>>63565552
>Me that low
Fucking disgusting
>>63565538
Exposed and desperate: the post
Reminder that Kane is UNABLE to father a Pee Pooland sporting dynasty
i completly forgot that talyor is on 160 til just now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_2otwGVz-c
Most meme incident of all time.
>Gray Nichols getting BTFO by Baddin.
>>63565609
daniel literally poorious
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
Lads, why are Australia producing the worst pitches in the world?
>>63565614
Whats wrong with being a bowler?
>>63565625
le no apology face
>>63565038
Wind resistance is a function of speed mate.
OK, we've had the token 3 overs of exciting cricket, back to half-vollies and whinging about the pitch.
>>63565576
BUT HOW IS THE FUCKING POINT
>>63565614
>low
It's a batting order you dickhead.
>>63565625
>implying he doesn't post here
>implying he isn't one of us
>implying we can't find his cum socks and genetically engineer sporting GOATs
>>63565651
>homebabby road cricket
>>63565639
>baddin
Harris is bowling you fuckspaz
>>63565625
Same thing happened to Ross Taylor in the nets in BAZINGA. Do they literally just have magnets attached to their testicles?
Also why the fuck is Guptill playing and not Ronchi given the conditions?
>>63565669
Of course I know that!
I'm a med student, physics isn't hard!
R8 my dinner
>that based feel when you remember you don't live in poo peeland
>>63565651
Australia objectively has 4/5 of the best cricket pitches in the world.
>>63565651
Demanded by Captain Statpad tbqh
>>63565651
Muh big bash
>>63565664
I'd bat at least at 4 AT LEAST
>>63565651
can't handle Big Strong poopeelander swing bowlers
Lads I'm afraid of what going to work will be like tomorrow, I've got to go on the train full of racist bogan fucks ;_;
>>63565691
Because Ronchi was so fucking trash Australia chose Baddin over him
>>63565705
They're all fucking roads you mong. No wonder none of their batsman can play when the ball moves slightly off the straight.
>>63565701
5/10
>>63565701
7/10 not enough fries
>>63565688
Harris didn't make the comment you fucking idiot.
>>63565705
Didn't you just get finished saying that David Warner only plays well on roads?
He's got around a dozen centuries in Australia.
Therefore he's got around a dozen centuries on 4/5 of the best pitches in the world.
>>63565724
lads it paid off
the curries are shilling for pp
>>63565691
Brownlie should play over Guptill
>a years supply of kfc
>>63565756
Kek, nice job falling for my ruse, you retarded faggot.
kys
>>63565651
A couple of years ago everyone decided that test matches need to go 5 days every single test after Sri Lanka shat the bed over here (boxing day test was over before tea on day 3), so the order went out to produce roads and here we are.
>>63565763
Goosey dropping elite truth bombs
Obesity Check on pooicide watch
>>63565388
How nice is that new bar at the north end behind the podium stand? For a sort of doomed ground the WACA keeps getting nice new things.
>>63565793
Those were roads too, problem was literally half of them got injured, MJ personally murdered 2 or 3 including Sangakkara.
How was the Allpensioners match lads?
>>63565741
>Bellerive
>Gabba
>SCG
>MCG
>Roads
This some kind of assault on my sides?
>Roads
>>63565810
>pandering to the Australian tripcunts
daily reminder that hazlewood has been australia's best bowler
>>63565665
>le i'm not going to le apologize
>cries and bitches because Clarke said mean things to him
Steyn's a bit of a bitch 2bh
that bose incest ad lel
ALright, big question for team time.
How many trips are you. I have at least 3 "well known" trips across au/sp/
>>63565873
The MCG has been a road for a few years now.
>>63565873
>le i haven't le watched cricket since le 2013/14
am i the only one who sees the new zealands as superiors to us and we are the ones who are their little buddies?
>>63565770
It's 52 $20 vouchers, which must be registered to one person (you literally have to use your ID to show you didn't just sell the vouchers).
>>63565873
>Bellerieve
All swing no juice
>Gabba
Road
>SCG
Gets more spin than fucking help for pace, total road
>MCG
Roadiest of roads
Plebeian
>>63565873
Obesity Check confirming his status as supreme summerfag casual.
Gabba and MCG are roads.
SCG would be a road if not for the often spin-friendly conditions.
Bellerive is the only decent pitch on that list.
Stay casual though.
>>63565902
trips are for total fucking losers tbqh
>>63565665
Reminder that Williamson scored 102 after that and saved the match.
HIDE AUSTRALIAN TRIPFAGS
IGNORE AUSTRALIAN TRIPFAGS
DO NOT REPLY TO AUSTRALIAN TRIPFAGS
>>63565873
>Explicitly states Warner only scores on roads
>Explicitly states that pitches Warner has scored on are not roads
Go see a play in France mate.
wish I had a hot step sister
>>63565873
SEETHING fucking casual tripfuck exposed af
>>63565909
No goosey, just no for fuck sake no. Just because you watch some big scores scored there on your shitty Acer laptop while idly pick off two week old gravy stains off your bed to nibble on, does not put you in a position to discern whether or not the MCG pitch is a road.
Will Poopeelia include any non-meme players for the next test?
>>63565945
HIDE POO IN LOO
IGNORE ALL INDIAN TOILET FACILITIES
DO NOT SHIT IN INDIAN TOILET FACILITIES
Hey guys, my wife's road is broken.
How do I make a grilled tripfaggot?
Which is the best pitch in the world IYO (in your opinion)?
Is it just me or has New GOATland objectively have the best performing batting order in all conditions as of late?
>SCG is spin friendly
this meme needs to die just like le fast and bouncy WACA
poopeelia Ltd.
>le all grounds are roads XDXD
>>63565999
>Ignoring an entire street
>>63566007
Used to be Gabba but it's been a fucking road as of late.
Probably Cape Town.
>>63565925
This is "literally" coming from a shit tier tripfriend who thinks that a batting order determines the best to worst player on a list.
>>63565933
Tasmanian who has never ventured out on to the mainland detected.
>>63565963
Yes against shit teams only.
>>63566001
Holly Waughner
Sharja style 200 for McCullum soon
>>63565979
No, the MCG pitch is a road and has been for nearly 2 decades now.
I get that you're a BIG PROUD VICTORIAN and you'd like to believe that the MCG is the greatest cricket ground on earth, but it's just not the case. It's not only a terrible pitch, but a terrible place to watch cricket and a terrible place to play cricket when you consider that outside of Boxing Day it is virtually a ghost stadium where the keeper's banter can be heard echoing around the ground.
>>63565999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>63566047
>not batting your best batters at the beginning of an innings
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
Bet you don't even play 3rd grade like me
>>63566070
Holy shit I'm not even from Victoria, fucking retard.
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63566007
Trent Bridge
>>63566029
>giving opinions on the trivia
>walking on the pitch
is there anything this madman wont do?
>>63566070
Goose dropping elite truth bombs
>>63566103
who /centralcoast/ here?
>>63566007
The Oval
>>63566070
>goose is STILL on his le victoria boogeyman crusade
Holy shit, this obsession is pathetic
>>63566007
I like Newlands and Basin Reserve desu.
>it's raining AGAIN in Sydney
holy fucking shit lads, literally 2 straight weeks of this with only a smidgen of sunlight here and there
>>63566103
You were born, raised, and currently live in Victoria (despite the proxy you are using).
You get personally upset and offended when you see anyone saying anything negative about Victoria or Victorian culture/past-times (AFL for example).
You try to throw people off that fact by claiming to be from another state, and that you just "respect" Victoria from an objective point of view, but it's a lie.
Kill yourself. Seriously.
>>63566007
The Westpac Stadium drop in pitch
Nah for real though, the Basin Reserve.
North Sydney Oval is the GOAT cricket pitch.
>>63566126
t. goose
Once again we are nearing bump limit, and once again I worry that the OP of the next thread will be a retarded faggot who should kill himself and WON'T include /cric/ in the subject field.
>>63566141
normalcunt detected
Are you allowed to walk on the pitch? Because Mr. Cricket does not give a fuck
>>63566036
Gabba's always been shit. It's called the ugly duckling of Australian cricket
>>63566007
the one in my backyard
>>63565854
shit
>>63566007
Old Trafford.
Has pace, carry and spins on 4 and 5.
Shame the retarded ECB doesn't give it a test every year now and uses shit holes like the Rose Bowl, Cardiff and Durham instead. Lords needs less tests too, such a shit pitch.
>>63566152
freshie detected
>>63566152
RC was born in NSW
>>63566129
I'm pretty sure my post was directed to Reality Check specifically and not all Victorians. If you want to try and extend my opinions about him to all Victorians, that's your business.
If you're referring to what I said about the MCG, then you're just as wrong as he is.
>>63566171
poopeelians cannot into thread creation
>>63566186
Don't you remember Tony Grieg jamming his fucking car keys into the cracks before play each morning?
>>63566165
>No full stop
>A Goose post
Pick one freshcunt
My brother got a pretty sweet mountain bike, gonna go for a cruise lads
>>63566152
Based.
But you know that when you reply to realty cheque there are no winners.
>>63566213
>>63566210
No, he wasn't.
See the 2nd last line of my post.
Is adelaide a good pitch?
>>63566007
my backyard
I LITERALLY had gilly playing there for a RAC ad
>>63566234
goose isn't that pedantic when he makes short posts freshie
will nz win?
>>63566171
Maybe you should stop being a retarded casual newcunt piece of shit who wants a GENERAL in place of a GAME THREAD.
>>63566261
>Trying this hard to fit in
lel
>>63566171
Why?
It's a gamethread not a general.
Back to reddit with you.
NEW THREAD LADS
>>63566269
>>63566269
>>63566269
NEWFLASH: Australia's states are drawn along arbitrary lines of latitude and longitude 150 years ago by some Englishmen who never lived here.
I've never met a person who treats Australian state rivalries as anything more than casual banter who wasn't fucking socially retarded.
>>63566156
north sydney was actually decent for the matador cup this year
>>63566121
fuck yeah buddy. From city to country to beach, that's my home town.
>>63566152
LOL when have I ever got vaguely upset by anything you shit cunts have posted about Victoria?
Yes I have defended Melbourne on numerous occasions, only to point out ignorance born out of pathetic concepts of rivalries from the north and petty insecurities from the west.
I have "literally" lived equal amounts of time in both NSW and Victoria. Perhaps I have spent more of my life in Victoria as my parents were always travelling and taking me around the world as a kid, before they died and I needed to settle down and hold down a job in Melbourne.
And yes perhaps the fact that I don't rate Sydney as highly as Melbourne despite owning an apartment on the waterfront there, and my love for AFL alludes to the fact that I am biased when comparing both states.
But if you seriously think that I am fibbing about my place of birth just to suit your framework about all my opinions being wrong on these matters, then you need serious help.
>>63566270
Will NZ is a circus company in Moscow m9
>>63564724
It's better with sound. The noise made when the ball hits the bat makes it definitely seem like its going around 160.
walkcunt on suicide watch
