OFFICIAL /CRIC/ AUS VS NZ - IND VS SA - THREAD #23
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I don't know what the why the fuck i'm thread counting edition
Australia 559/9d
New Zealand 140/2
Stumps Day 2- New Zealand trail by 419 runs with 8 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
South Africa 214
India 66/0
India trail by 148 runs with 10 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
kys 2bh
>>63539771
why didnt you gorespam the last thread?
I know it's you
The last thread was #20 you stupid fuckhead
also 15 posts early
I seriously want Daniel to fuck off
please everyone report every single blogpost he makes and make /cric/ a better place
reminder that Daniel should've died in the earthquake
seen any faces today lad?
>>63539771
Bless you for fixing the thread counter m8
>>63539790
LAST THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE #22 LOSER. IT WAS A GOOF. THIS THREAD COUNTER IS RESTORED AND CORRECT M8
>>63539795
calm down lad, listen to some vapourwave or something
All you casuals having a cry because you can't shitpost in the old thread are speds. Theres still a game going on
who /hatesalltheir"""friends"""/ here?
>>63539866
I have only 1 friend that lives in Dubbo and rings me about once a month to see how i am. He had to move there for work. I think its out of pity but it still means a lot
I'd unironically be like daniel and watch domestic FC cricket if it wasn't for the fact it wasn't a complete fucking bitch to get to Randwick from the north shore and the SCG being a shitheap in general
>>63539887
>I do crave social interaction. And obviously, I don't get it, which is why I'm here
I also want to talk about cricket though
green in perth?
Is this thread counter for the whole Aussie test summer season?
Fuck sakes lads I have to drive GOATberra->Sydney tomorrow. What should I listen too?
CLOUD
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SMASH
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>>63539917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRM1S6Jno8A
be fucking patriotic and listen to the only great australian album ever made
disclaimer: there are many "good" australian albums, but they're not "great"
>>63539917
Just listen to nothing and take in all the external sounds. It's peaceful and i do it often when i drive
>>63539934
back to /mu/ m8
>LE SAMPLE ALBUM
>>63539898
Yeah that, I like cricket. Sometimes I feel like I force myself to like it more than I actually do to fill in time
>>63539934
wew lad would you like me to talk about Karnivool again
>>63539934
"no"
>>63539947
I unironically listened to Karinvool as a 13 year old
Any Australian lads into pic related
Fucking love it tbqh, even if the Godspeed influence is a bit much.
I unironically think that Australia has the best rock music of the 21st century per capita, fucking great bands over there wish we had some
>>63539947
Cricket is literally the greatest time-filler known to man
During summer when the Test matches are on during the day and then BBL @ night you can basically forget about your life.
Altho that is kind of fucked this year because
>West Indies
But I'll still spend literally all day listening to Grandstand anyway.
>>63539973
>rock
>>>/trash/
>>63539917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBcEEWH4DpM
I can't stop listening to this album, it's fucking GOAT
It's like if Green Day were good
>>63539973
what are some good post rock bands from here? I'm only familiar with lo fi, Perth bands
>>63539958
They're fucking GOAT man seriously. Themata is literally the best buttrock album of all time, simultaneously being buttrock but also not shit and really great. Sound Awake is just legendary, fuck man New Day is seriously one of my favourite songs of all time man the feels and shit #noshame they're fucking great
Asymmetry is shit tho
>>63539934
>le frontier psychiatrist
Bane Killiamson on GOATicide watch
>>63539987
>what are some good post rock bands from here?
Uh, >>63539973, and that's it. Although IMO there aren't many great post-rock bands from anywhere, it's a dead scene. Sleepmakeswaves are okay, but they're just explosioncore
>>63539984
"""rock""", sorry. It's about as much rock as it is ambient and jazz
I unironically think New Zealand can still win this.
Literally and unironically the best Australian album outside of Six and Out
>Warner initially hesitated when expressing his opinion of the balls made by Kookaburra, before getting progressively more expansive.
>"I'd like to give you the honest response, but I can't,"
but then he does anyway...
>This batch of balls, from probably the past 12 months, have been pretty poor. Now it's probably the fifth or sixth game we've played with Kookaburra balls where we've had to actually change them more than once on the field.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/940757.html?CMP=chrome
Why is Warner such a meme?
literally the only Australian band I've ever liked was Jet
anyone here played fallout 4? i know a lot of you fellas played the witcher 3 and we discussed that.
complimentary miss alice
>>63540014
shut up squid tits no one cares!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0jqPvpn3sY
Is Elephant the only listenable Tame Impala song?
>>63540024
did he actually tweet this?
>>63540023
Your son is the villain. Kill him or nuke the town.
PS this is actually the best music thing to come out of australia it makes me really reall yreally wish i was a lesbian
>>63540014
At least he's capable of forming an opinion now, it's an improvement
>>63540023
she's got an ugly face and she speaks like she is retarded
In auckland for the weekend. Been to masu, beduzzi and engine room.
Going to burger burger tomorrow.
Where u at daniel
I remember when this was on Madden 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuK6n2Lkza0
>tfw >we got noticed by the BSA's
>>63540028
literally Dr Who
Innerspeaker had a few good songs on it
>>63540033
I unironically listened to The Jezabels during my """"hipster"""" Triple J phase
>>63540032
i've already finished it, i joined the institute.
they didn't do anything wrong and i killed the brotherhood and railroad. sorry commie/bleeding heart liberal.
>>63540031
whats her name?
Bane WilliamGOAT is averaging 106 this year
Who can stop him?
>>63540065
kendalltyler
dunno if she's actually russian, but she's definitely from some european country
>>63540071
Literally Siddle, dump Hazelwood and bring him back in
>>63540031
Is it MsEmilyJ?
>>63540071
Don bradwiman is an over rated era babby.
Kane is goat tbqh
>>63540036
I'm at home senpai
Been to all three of those, multiple times, none really amazed me but obviously all solid, Masu is best of those I reckon. By Burger Burger do you mean the one in newmarket? Because I was literally there an hour ago lol
I'd recommend Cassia, it's gone down a bit from 6 months ago, but still great. I hear Beirut is good but haven't tried it. Also that new desert bar on Fort St is pretty neat.
And Ostro if you're feeling particularly rich
>>63540043
They're so fucking above those other bands tho seriously
>>63539996
This, that album is trash except for this one good song
>>63540094
Two Hearts in 3/4 is unironically one of the best songs made
>>63540083
>literally more runs than anyone in a calendar year EVER
G O A T
O
A
T
>>63540094
I wouldn't say trash but that is the standout. It's also a bit of a gimmick, the idea of sample music is way more impressive than the music itself.
>>63540091
Dunno i think ponsonby.
Dont really have time to go anywhere else. Going to sneak in a cheeky morning rundown the waterfront tomorrow and then have to catch a plane back to wellington at 420 blazeit
Impressed with aucklands recent restaurant game. It was shit last time i was here.
>Stove Commonwealth Bank add comes on
>mum: why is he so awkward? He looks like a 17year old kid who just got his first job at McDonalds
based mum
we GOAT Aussie albums now?
>>63540128
Stove shit is poo on toast
>>63540128
my mum unironically calls him autism boy
>>63540128
he's improved since last summer's ads tbf
can't fix that face though
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/940595.html
If there's one criticism I have of Jarrod Kimber, it's that he uses the same narrative format too much.
>>63540126
Auckland is desperately trying to be Sydney right now so restaurants are on the up. I obviously go to tons because of work though; most Aucklanders don't have a clue about places like Sidart or O'Connell St Bistro
Waterfront is really great on early mornings if you miss the homeless people. Britomart has some neat places, not just in Seafarers (although Seafarers is still best in town)
>>63540167
recommend some decent but cheap places around Britomart m8
I like The Store but they unironically charge 20 bucks for fish and chips. Is Lucky Buddha good?
>>63540167
also Fort Street is fucking unusable these days with the amount of homeless people.
it's fucking cold lads
>>63540151
He writes like he's trying to be super super profound the whole time. Which is better than most sport writers.
>>63540179
Depends what you're looking for, brekky? Coffee?
>>63540184
Yeah they really need to clean that up it's pretty embarrassing after 12
>>63540167
Walking back to my hotel from federal street was pretty scummy so many homeless cunts and chinese people. I literally heard a maori beggar saying "dogs will get into heaven before the chinese".
We went to ostro for a drink late last night. Seems like a dope spot.
And nah i think auckland is trying to not be such a shit hole. Which is a good thing
>>63540212
>We went to ostro for a drink late last night. Seems like a dope spot.
That entire building is dope. Don't know if you guys were there for my shitposting from level 7 for the VIP of the U20 WC, but that was awesome. It's like Ostro's bar but privater and four floors up.
>>63540151
>The next Test, AB walked out at Headingley with South Africa 143 for 4
>143 for 4
ree
>>63540222
Yeah i heard its pretty cool further up. Nathan haines played there last new years.
Any other good hidden spots?
Poopeelia shit th bed today.
Our bowlerrs are finding form and kuckner is the only poopeelian batty on form
>>63540265
Bushman Koala was batting well, Smith was good but got out playing one fucking dumb shot, Voges was looking good and Marsh was looking good
>>63540296
koala is injured breh
>>63540255
>tfw poor uni student who's parents don't live in auckland so never get to eat out
>dad just got a promotion with a big raise so they won't be moving back any time soon
at least I have a rich extended family who shout me from time to time
In the last year I've been to Prego and that Federal St Deli place, also had dinner up the sky tower for this british slags birthday
>>63540307
Burns has got a start every innings
Bancroft is in top form
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
>>63540043
kek 19 year old detected
Name a batsman as aesthetic as Dhawan
PROTIP: YOU CAN'T
>>63540265
>calling us poopeelia
every time I see poopee I automatically think you are talking about new zealand
>>63540307
fuck, I completely forgot about that. Bancroft has been playing well in the Matador Cup and his shield performances are generally good, so he might do well.
>>63540324
Burns looked shaky as fuck yesterday. The only reason he made it to 40 was because of the trash New Zealand were bowling
>>63540327
22 tbqh
How do >we fit Bancroft into the team bros? Burns to 3?
Only other options are Dean or Maxwell (kek)
>>63540342
we don't you pleb. Cowman comes in for kawaja. He's in form, can open or bat 3 and has experience. Bancroft will literally be hughes 2.0.
>>63540337
Literally furious poopeelian on pooicide watch
>>63540342
Burns to 5, Bancroft opens, Smith and Voges move up to 3 and 4 respectively
>>63540368
kek
KEK.
Why would you move burns to 5? He has to bat in the top 4
>>63540353
>le 30 man
"no"
>>63540368
>Burns to 5
3 opening century partnerships in a row and you just want to throw it away for some fresh cunt?
>>63540368
that makes zero sense
see >>63540377
>>63540377
give me one reason to NOT move him to five
>>63540368
>Burns to 5
>>63540382
I'm not saying it's the best idea, just that it's how I'd put Bancroft in the team
You literally can't make any conclusive statement on how he works with Warner when New Zealand bowled like absolute shit until today
>>63540379
>le don't pick le players on le form
Cowan is the ideal replacement unless you want shaun marsh back in the side
>>63540399
id literally prefer Worst Marsh over le 30 man
he is the definition of a middling Shield player
>>63540397
how about stop trying to force some freshcunt into the team just because you are buying into the hype
>>63540410
it was LITERALLY in reply to a guy asking about fitting Bancroft into the team you fucking autist, I'm not banging down Marsh's door and demanding he be included
Exterminate all muslims.
>>63540399
>>63540353
Jarrod Kimber please go
>Kane's 2015 average is 106.42
>>63540407
cowan had a great year in shield last year (scoring more than burns and marsh) and has started this season very good as well.
If you want to pick a guy whos been there before, won't have the nerves and won't get fucked over if he is dropped, you pick cowan. the bancroft hype is getting to be a bit too meme desu
>>63540434
donald who?
>Love Peep Show
>yet it makes me cringe so much that I can almost not enjoy here
>>63540457
the thing with Cowan is, you know what you're going to get - a whole host of 30's. He was in far better form in 2011 when he was originally picked than he is now.
Bancroft might flop, but he also might do better than 30. It's worth the risk.
Cowan is just shit.
>>63540474
*enjoy it
Fuck me this is getting pathetic
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-13/treasurer-signals-possible-review-of-chinese-port-deal/6939958
First >we sell China TransGrid and all the critical power lines and Federal government data centres in the country and now this
Why not just install Xi as PM and be done with it?
>meme20s
>>63540579
T20 > ODI > Test
>>63540579
tendulkar is best cricketer of all time.... the stats say it all... no one will ever come close to the god of cricket.
>>63540623
needs moar ellipsis' senpai
who /muslimgauze/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKrto_ZKmwU
>>63540685
this isn't that bad tbqh
>>63540623
t. panjeet
>>63540878
>actually being this stupid
fremdschamening pretty hard right now senpai
Deport all muslims.
>>63541319
but Bushman scored three back to back centuries la
>you will never be as washed up as Kasprowicz
kek
>>63541410
he also has coaching duties tbf
same with dravid I hope
>>63541410
>not inviting the man behind the most meme innings of all time
>instead get curty ambrose to miss the pitch with every ball he bowled
>>63541395
Jobless retired cricketers looking to make it in India.
>tfw India is the new land of opportunities
>>63541437
>dravid
They aren't playing a test match dost.
>>63541722
>I'll even learn some hindiiiiiiiiiiiii
damn...
>>63543405
you can start your lessons here
chutiya - an ignoramus
gando - fag, a gay acting passive is named gandoo
bhenchod- one who fucks his sister.
JUST
FUCK
who /shittynzmeme20/ today?
$15 at Eden park 2, see you cunts in the kids zone
>>63544769
>bhenchod- one who fucks his sister.
why do indians even have a word for this
>>63548166
Probably their equivalent of a word like "motherfucker"
>>63548086
How many people actually go to those games?
cricket is gay
cricket is boring
cricket is shit
grasshopper better
>>63539917
first for suttons forest maccas
>there are "people" on this board who don't believe that Kane is the best batsman in the world right now
>>63548614
a few, I'd say 500 odd depending on the day. It's grass banks and picnics and shit so pretty comfy
>>63549514
>last 2 years
>>63549514
good for him
doesnt stop his country getting mercilessly raped tho
>>63549603
The rest of the team has actually been fine recently this is the first major thrashing since 2013
Hope it doesn't become a regular thing, it's been a good run
grasshopper better
never forget this daniel
https://twitter.com/suliebenn/status/665668248969412608
Reminder that Bradman played in an absolute joke of an era and therefore his records don't count.
Tendulkar is the undisputed GOAT of Cricket.
>tfw Bumble will die in your lifetime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNaKIrvaYd4
>>63550245
literally, LITERALLY this
>>63550329
Bumble has become a self parody of himself. Good riddance
>>63550329
>tfw I'm older than Bumble and this probably isn't true for me
JUST
>>63550245
>>63550350
Samefag curry muncher
>>63539771
This series is basically a t20 series desu
FUCK
>>63550245
Bradman's average is only so high because the real cricketers were fighting/dying in the water like men.
>>63550886
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63550952
Keith Miller is the greatest cricketer of all time
prove me wrong
protip: you cannot
>>63550839
fanny flustered Ausfailian kucket bogan
>>63550985
Pretty sure a literally who isn't even close to being the greatest of all time.
>>63549570
>our next best batsman is unironically memecullem
JUST
>>63551128
he was actually good before the CWC, you Kiwis were even trying to defend him during the Englel tour
But the hype got to his head during the CWC and now the thinks he has to wallop everything
David Warner is literally and unironically a more intelligent cricketer than MemeCullum
grasshopper better
>>63551128
Casual detected
LITERALLY was five runs from equalling the record for most double centuries in a year. He's fucking great when he wants to be
>>63551170
And above all this, and you're right btw, but above all this, Brensus McChrist is still better than all >our other batsmen bar Kane.
Just fuck my national cricket squad up Senpai.
>>63551280
Watling's almost better.
Get travis head in the team!
>>63551347
Isnt he like 20
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/opinion/news/article.cfm?c_id=466&objectid=11545648
>It came as a jolt when Harawira this week told the 24-hour Flag Summit that Red Peak symbolises "white deciding where the colours will go".
>"To me this is a symbol of the white fellas with all the colours in the corner."
>I had not realised that. I thought it just a nice flag. But that's me being simple-minded. The key thing about modern-day racism is that it's subtle and subconscious. We are guilty without knowing. We are fortunate to have Harawira to guide the likes of me.
>Occasionally, I treat the children to ice-cream. Their favourite is vanilla. But the white ice-cream sits atop the brown cone. What message am I sending my children?
>I need a list of what's okay and what's not. I want to think only correct thoughts and to like only correct things but my whiteness and colonial ancestry blind me to what's right and what's not. I wonder if a caring Government agency could fund Harawira to produce such a list?
I was really hoping this was an ironic article. it doesnt appear to be
>>63551347
>>>/facebook/
>>63551442
>opinion articles in news
>>63551442
>nzherald
>>63551442
it's like bizarro-/pol/
>>63551442
Looks like a joke article to me Tbh
>>63551442
maybe you need to upgrade your irony detectors senpai
>>63551442
>On that token I also think that we should rename the Great White Shark something else as the name suggests that white people are great, and this implies other people are not. I think they should call it the Full colour spectrum trans-fluid non-binary shark
>>63551442
>Harawira
>"NZ" Herald
>>63551442
>I was really hoping this was an ironic article. it doesnt appear to be
Well you're a goddamn fucking retard then m8
>>63551442
m8 that is some of the most blatant sarcasm I've ever seen
>>63551638
>>63551630
>>63551623
>>63551589
>>63551537
>>63551524
>>63551523
>>63551503
cheers for the (you)'s lads
:^)
here's your ""goat"" batsmen getting out
does this even hit the glove?
>>63551676
(You) cheeky monkey have another one
>>63551442
wew
>>63551280
Taylor is better than McCullum.
>>63551866
Taylor is extremely average
Should New Zealand have a KFC T20 Big Bash team?
>>63552169
nope
it'd flop just as hard as the NRL/Ayy-League teams
literally no need to expand a competition that is working as is
>>63552169
yes desu call them the warriors
>>63552169
This has been discussed to death here
Short answer yes, but would have to be at least two teams.
>>63552225
the warriors aren't a flop
Would you bang?
>>63552225
This is objectively and demonstrably false. Cricket is not a niche sport like league or divegrass here, a properly advertised team not based in Auckland would succeed.
>>63552253
I don't watch Thugby Yawngue so you tell me but:
1) Are the Warriors profitable?
2) Are TV ratings with matches involving the Warriors up or below the NRL average?
3) How much onfield success have they had? How many Premierships?
>>63552283
New Zealand doesn't have a single relevant city outside of Auckland. No other location is commercially viable. if it won't work in Auckland then it won't work anywhere.
Note: Hobart is not profitable in the BBL (it's the only one which isn't)
>>63552254
i know someone who would
>>63552315
Hobart Hurricanes disbanded when?
>>63552360
only if nsw get faulkner
>>63552421
Fuckner plays for Green Lelbourne la
>>63552315
>t. knows nothing about New Zealand
Hamilton would unironically be a better choice than Auckland. Fuck, Napier would be better. It would flop in Auckland (like the original A-League team), it wouldn't in Wellington or Christchurch.
>>63552477
yeah fuck you're right i just assumed he played for tas in all formats
>>63552315
>if it won't work in Auckland then it won't work anywhere.
Yeah man, a city filled with asians and islanders will watch cricket, but a city filled with white people won't...
>maxwell 98
kek
KEK
>>63552497
>t. delusional teenager who has no concept of how a business is run
I googled 'Hamilton' and the first thing that comes up is Lewis Hamilton followed by 'Hamilton the musical', that's how irrelevant your """city""" is.
The entire thing only has a population 50% greater than that of the MCG you retard.
Any of, N.QLD, Canberra, /gong/ or Newy would LITERALLY get franchises before either Lellington (A-league team failed hard) or CollapseChurch, both of which are completely irrelevant """cities"""
>>63552600
then >you'll never get a franchise, simple.
CA don't even want Tasmania to have a team but their hands are tied, nevermind a foreign country.
what does grouse mean?
bailey is such a cheeky cunt
>Ausfailia
>>63540434
Spent 2015 playing on meme pitches and against trash.
Kane is literally a poor man's Root
kek
Enjoyed Goose's interview on Channel 9 lads
>>63552283
>>63552497
>LE FUG LE AUCKLAND XDXDXD
Literally kys butthurt Poomilton/Crushedchurch/Poonedin bitchboi
The ONLY place where a BBL franchise would work is in Auckland. You forget how many IPL loving Indians are up here
>>63551442
LITTLE
WHITE
DICKS
Who /all stars/ here?
>>63552890
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63551170
tbf he hasn't been bad since the WC
Got starts in most of his innings before memeing his wicket away.
>>63553034
Nothing I said there is funny, sorry if you bought into the Kane meme
>Some curry from Big Bang Theory doing the toss
>>63553010
Let's see how the progressive west coast compares to Texas.
Anyone got a good stream? CricHD stopped working for me.
>>63553086
I know you're shitposting because nobody worth his salt thinks homebabby Poot with 1 (ONE) century outside England is on the same level as Kane.
i seriously hope none of you are still falling for the all stars meme
just watch aus/nz or sa/ind
>>63553218
>manlet standing next to based le glasses man
Why are Ausmanlets so inferior?
>>63552685
No, you fuckhead, you don't understand. There are NO sports fans in Auckland. It doesn't matter how big the city is, it has to have sports fans. The cricket viewing population is rich white people and indians. Granted, there are a few indians in Auckland, but I'd wager the total viewing population of cricket would be less that Wellington or Christchurch. What's 1.2 million when 700k of those are asians and islanders who won't come
Here's the big difference: say the cricket audience in Christchurch and Auckland is the same (which it is, approximately). Auckland has NO cricket ground, Eden Park is a soulless shithole, and the city is ENORMOUS, no one's gonna drive to fucking Mt Eden to watch meme 20
Christchurch on the other hand, has a great ground, it's right in the god damn centre of the city, and it's a 20 minute drive from everywhere. Ditto Wellington and Hamilton.
Not to mention the fact that everyone in Canterbury is literally obsessed with sports. Christchurch would sell out, Auckland would not. Money is how sports work, as you said.
>>63553133
>Poot with 1* (ONE with an asterisks) century
ftfy
>>63552970
>lives in Auckland
>is not at the game, that is on in Auckland literally THIS VERY FUCKING SECOND
CASE IN MOTHER FUCKING POINT
Auckland is filled with casuals. Look at the Blues. Look at the first A-League team. I don't hate Auckland, but it's just not a sports city.
>>63553260
literally poorious and delpoosional: the post
>you know my brother shaun
literally who
>>63553255
>ausmanlets
>>63553352
>paying to watch pyjama cricket
If they actually create a proper cricket ground at Western Springs I'd go, otherwise no.
>You know my father Rod
>>63553384
>5'9" standing next to 5'2"
>Hi, my name is Mitchell Marsh
Where the fuck am I?
>DUDE SLATS BATTING LMAO
>>63553396
This is literally my point you moron. We're discussing whether people would pay to watch pyjama cricket in Auckland. They won't. They will in Christchurch, because they have nothing to do, and their ground is nice.
I agree with you by the way, I wouldn't fucking go to that match, but that is literally the reason why it wouldn't work in Auckland, and starting it there would be suicide. Not saying it would work in other places, but it would be far more likely to work than in Auckland.
Is slats fucking that hologram?
That Geoff Lemon article on the Channel 9 team was so on point
>remember us guys? please remember us?
>>63553424
when will they learn
>>63549570
How do you set the span?
>>63553565
Shut up about cricket, you nerd.
>>63553565
>so on point
Hello Buzzfeed
>>63552325
Was she in Antz?
>>63553610
advanced search, there are a bunch of extra and super autistic filters
post yfw they replace uzzie the muzzie with maxwell
Daniel you claim that christchurch would be better because cricket is the white mans game is retarded, Auckland has 3x the white population and they have indians, whats needed for a team to be popular in auckland is for it to be successful (even average will do), the breakers sell out more regularly than any sports team in the country and they're in a far bigger niche sport than divegrass or league, the warriors have the 6th highest average attendance in the league and all they're supporters are illiterate povos.
agree about eden park though, soulless shit hole, auckland would be the biggest sporting centre in the country if they built a proper rugby/soccer stadium on the waterfront and had a oval at victoria park
>>63553726
thanks
>>63553260
Lad I'm not arguing with you that ChCh would get better support that Kekland, you'd know better than me.
But the reality is this. The Channel 10 contract expires in 2018. Let's say hypothetically CA decide to expand the comp by one team (big hypothetical because they've publicly said they won't be expanding). Now who do they award the franchise to? it sure as fuck aint ChristChurch. For a plethora of reasons
1) facilities: James Sutherland was on ABC yesterday and literally said the WACA isn't viable anymore because it only holds 20k people. Hagley Oval only holds 20k and that's with "temporary seating".
2) population. There simply isn't enough people to buy merch, attend games etc. Tasmanians are obsessed with AFL, always have been and it's the no1 sport their. But Lelbourne won't let them have a team and would rather keep flogging their shit franchises into NSW & QLD who don't care about bogan jump. Population matters.
3) TV audience. Channel 10 pay for the BBL and they have no access to the NZ TV market (I guess the rights would be sold to Sky or something). All Channel 10 would gain from having an NZ team is extra matches to air, but they'd get that from literally any team. My feeling is Channel 10 would veto any NZ team.
Reminder I was against Smiths appointment of captain but you summer of cricket casuals begged for his promotion
>>63553850
>it was wrong to go out and have a slog with 450 on the board
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/107516
fire rising
why is burns still at short leg
>>63553923
>>/pol/
>>63553971
smelly dumb marxist scum
>>63554022
i dont give a fuck about immigration but this is cric
>>63554048
>this is cric
it that supposed to mean something?
>>63554023
>>63554028
>that fucking horrible reaction
Has he never fielded there before? He could see Kane was going for an on side shot for like two seconds, should have taken evasive action
>>63554082
>/cric/
>petition can only be signed by bongs
Think that's his point seeing as there're only two of us here, lad.
KANE GOAT
Someone please tell me they have a webm of that drive
>>63554098
>Has he never fielded there before?
I doubt it
kane is looking good
>>63554145
no but have this
Why is HazleBAD in this team instead of Jason Behrendorff?
>>63554199
>that one frame with the ball right in the centre of the bat facing the camera
my dick
anyone know any good alternative commentary services, channel 9 a shit
I always listen to guerilla cricket (test match sofa reboot) for england games, is there an equivalent for strayan matches?
>>63554199
Good enough Tbh
>>63554212
>3 left armers
>>63554227
ABC Grandstand
>>63554227
ABC grandstand
>>63554199
batting porn 2bhlm8 (2[to] be honest lad m8[mate])
>>63554227
ABC Grandstand is decent
Or you could mute and listen to some dank tunes like everyone else
>>63554227
ABC Grandstand
http://live.cricket.com.au/#/1557/39054/audio
you need to register
>>63554145
have a superior drive :^)
Taylel always gets me on edge with every shot he plays cause I think he's gonna get out.
>>63554273
>>63554268
>>63554259
>>63554260
do they have based jim?
>>63554261
https://www.reddit.com/r/frontfootporn
Reminder that this exists
>>63554212
>muh worst australians
shut the fuck up
>>63554259
Thought he was right handed, never mind then
>>63554299
yep
>>63554028
kek, bums shit
>>63554299
yes
>>63554028
>watching the ball be bowled instead of the batsman
How fucking dumb can you be? That's LITERALLY the most basic part of fielding at short leg
kane willm ake a 100
>>63554306
wew kane makes steve look like shit
>>63554276
Fucking awful
>>63554028
post this on r/cricket and make a Hughes comment to see the responses
It's a fucking screen, is it really that difficult
>>63554377
you sure about that lad?
SUMMER TIME IS FOR RIDING BICYCLES
>>63554453
Smith is literally a retard with no technique and god-tier hand-eye coordination. Watching him bat is like watching a 12 year old, except by some miracle he actually manages to hit the ball every time.
>>63554473
try riding this bicycle
*unsheaths dick*
>>63554227
>guerilla cricket (test match sofa reboot)
does dan norcross do anything for them? He was the best part of test match sofa desu
Is Amla, dare I say it, overrated?
>>63554519
dan norcross is actually on TMS, the official BBC service now. he's done very well for himself
>>63554496
you can nearly say the same for AB the way he bats against the windies in ODI's
this webm isnt showing that though, need one of the meme lap shot he does from outside off kneeling down
>>63554486
Would fuck the hell out of mate. Cute as fuck. What state are you in?
>""Best"" Australia
Cut them off from the mainland
>>63554496
I honestly think he's the worst batsman to ever average 50.
And before this turns into a >LE FUG LE AUSDRALYA XDXDXD excuse, I think Warner is objectively a top 3 batsman in the world rn
>>63554570
nsw ofc
Is Craig Micallef related to Shaun Micallef?
>>63554412
yuck
>>63554486
yum
>>63554546
guess he had to tone things down a bit? Will have to check out tms
>>63554567
Yeah but in tests and in ODIs when he's in normal mode he has great technique. His meme mode is just him trying to hit literally every ball to the fence, which is a totally different form of batting.
>Worst Australian mongs in charge of understanding how a sightscreen works
How long before Goose goes to Craig Micallef's house and murders him and takes his KFC vouchers lads?
Thinking of going to 'Straya on holiday lads, is Melbourne the nicest place to go?
>>63554546
Heard him do the narrations for the ECB's Ashes highlight videos. Surprising considering he was doing Switch Hit literally last yeaar.
Or maybe that's Jonathan Harris-Banks
SCREENBALL
>>63554646
PLEASE COME HERE BIG STRONG ENGLISHMAN
That ass crack made me horny
>>63554600
fucking Aids as fuck mate. I am a victorian pleb but i might be up in NSW after the 28th nov so w/e .
>>63554646
no
Probably somewhere in North Queensland like Port Douglas
>this white grill with the Paki bf in the BSA game
Can whiteboys ever compete?
>>63554594
>I honestly think he's the worst batsman to ever average 50.
Won't last long. His decline has started. It's gonna be pretty embarrassing when he's 30 and garbage but Australia don't want to have to drop their captain (because Australians are captains for life, right?)
> think Warner is objectively a top 3 batsman in the world rn
He's up there. Wouldn't say objectively but he'd be fighting with Kohli, Root and Smith for that 3rd spot, I think he takes it but it's up for debate.
>>63554646
yes tbqh
Sydney's nice too, but I really fucking love Melbourne
Queensland is too humid and Perth is too hot, plus there's nothing to do in either city. Don't even consider going anywhere else
>>63554646
>is Melbourne the nicest place to go?
god no
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/four-contenders-to-replace-khawaja-klinger-shaun-marsh-bancroft-maddinson-test-cricket/2015-11-14
Friendly reminder that Klinger WILL make his debut in the next match.
>>63554714
Bushman is next in line for captaincy tbqh
>>63554744
nah lad
>>63554744
>a meme dead rubber
Yeah he will. And then they'll forget about him forever and tell him that he got his chance.
HAHAHAHA
NEW MEME ALERT
Tendulkar and Mahela destroying Warne's team in the BSA game
kek
KEK
>worsten australian infrastructure
>David Warner experiences technology for the first time
based warnekuck
>HELLO
>where play never stops
>>63554825
dad wont change the channel, what's happening?
>>63554835
reminiscent of a monkey with a computer
>>63554744
>memeddinson
>test cricket
kwk
everyone has their form slumps
FUARK
>>63554818
youre not seriously watching that are you
whats the crowd like
>>63554857
sight screen broke
heart in my mouth there lads
>>63554744
hope so, klinger was an absolute beast for gloucestershire last season, dragged us into the 50 over final at lord's including a comprehensive BTFO of yorkshire in the semi
then I turn up to the final and he gets a third ball duck
still ended up winning though, pretty crazy match. jade dernbach got a hat trick thanks to probably the worst lbw call I have ever seen in cricket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuZmW5EsOjQ
What is the even point of >muh WACA without the bounce?
>>63554910
>us
where do you bat lad?
>>63554835
He looked like one of those Chimpanzees checking out wildlife filming equipment
>>63554899
same as last 2 games, not entirely full but made entirely of Indians/Pakis
>>63539771
>tfw trying to get my wife's son into Cricket
>tfw he hates it
;__;
>>63554910
Got three consecutive not out T20 hundreds as well
Has that ever happened before
>>63554930
just preparing us for roads at the >BIG >NEW >STADIUM
SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME WHAT WARNER DID OR MAKE A FUCKING WEBM FUCK
>>63554950
>my wife's son
>>63554950
>wife's son
>>63554950
>trying to get my sister into cricket
>she's a girl and just wants to play netball to fit in
Really hard to convince girls that there are sports other than netball actually. Everything else is "that's for boys"
>>63554984
>>63555000
>I won't get with a woman unless she's a pure virgin!!
>>63554950
>>63554983
watch it yourself idiot
>>63555001
i'd never date a girl that unironically liked cricket Tbh
Tell her to play golf or tennis, at least there's money in that
>>63555001
Trying to get my gf into cricket Tbh. Took ages to get her head around the fact that you can't just have a team that's "winning"
>>63555028
>Britkeks
rate my team lads
1.Warner
2.Cowan.
3.khawaja
4.S Marsh
5.maddinson
6.Faulkner
7.Wade
8.O'keefe
9.Johnson
10.Starc
11.Behrendorf
kek
KEK
>Women should only be allowed to fuck me if we're dating
>Men have the right to dictate a woman's sexual freedom
hazelwood is fucking terrible
>>63555028
There's a huge difference between being in a relationship with a girl who has slept around a bit and literally looking after another man's son
>>63555087
le fug etc etc
>>63555069
I will let my princess have sex with whoever she wants. Not that by calling her a "princess" I mean to imply that she isn't good at anything as a grown-up independent woman!
>>63555043
Actually got a girl (yeah you guys know who) into it a bit during the Eng-WI series. We had a massive project as a pair and did all-nighters with it on in the background. Every time Bumble came on she was like "man I love his accent"
Surprisingly I unironically got my russian, programmer, gaming nerd friend into it, as in he actually watched some without me once. It appeals a lot to nerds
>>63555087
Is this "Hazlewood is awful" meme just a reaction to the guys who were endlessly shilling him before the WI series?
>>63555001
>>63555043
you gotta keep searching lads. my gf is way into cricket and it's great
me on the left
>>63555160
>Pandering to muh BIG STRONG RUSSIANS
kys Daniel
>>63555167
>>63555043 here. I feel like she's getting into it slightly more now Tbh.
>>63555065
fukken saved
>>63555069
He hates cricket because he hates you. He's got alpha genes and can sense your beta provider vibe. He'll probably start bullying you soon.
>>63555065
I dont get it, please explain
>lose Rhino
>Pattinson is forever injured
>Bitchwide Johnshit is Bitchwide Johnshit again
>Bitchwide Starcshit was never at any point good to begin with
>Lyon is literally a fucking meme who has mostly been shit but has taken a few big wickets in important matches in his career so people mistakenly believe he's good
Who will save Australian bowling?
>>63555160
its just krezykreja in damage control
>>63555107
I love my wife's son though, and I love her
>Ross Taylor
just fucking go
>>63555043
retarded women are the best fuck, no inhibitions, right?
without its bouncy pitch, what's the point of playing at the WACA anymore?
>>63555061
why doesn't Fuckner play tests?
meh, pooges would have dropped it anyway
>edges not carrying to slip
>at the fucking WACA
>>63554279
>>63554279
>>63554279
>>63554279
FUCKS SAKE TAYLOR STOP PLEASE
>>63555160
>Ivana's first exposure to cricket was watching Alastair Cook bat
how horrifying
>Is this "Hazlewood is awful" meme just a reaction to the guys who were endlessly shilling him before the WI series?
ACBs are just fairweather as fuck. They literally thought he was the next McGrath after shredding Marlon Samuels and Denesh Ramdin and now he's apparently worse than Siddle.
What's for lunch?
I got myself a nice homemade steak and mushroom pie, mashed potato, onion gravy and peas on this cold spring Sunday.
>>63554279
>on edge
>>63555286
cos he can't bowl, and he can't throw
>these cunts complaining about the Kane nick not carrying by like 4 metres without a single mention of the fact that he used perfect defensive technique with soft hands to take the speed of the ball
who /caffeine addict/ here?
>M-M-M-MUH BOUNCE
>>63555305
Cook is underrated as fuck, just because he's not a meme slogger
>>63555332
>>63555286
he has played on an england tour, he's just not suited to being a test all rounder
>>63555305
stuey clark was te next mcgrath lad
>>63555236
Mate sandhu is the future
>>63555364
Yeah, but only autists unironically enjoy watching him bat
If I was pandering to BSAs or grills to watch this sport, I'd show them ABDV or Johnmeme in the 2013/14 Ashes
>>63555378
its not like marsh takes wickets either
>>63555364
I agree he is somewhat underrated by non-englishmen but come on
cook's batting is not a thing of beauty
if he wasn't such a handsome lad no-one would watch him at all
>>63555412
I could watch Cook and Trott all day. It's like watching a 3 hour 1960s film, true beauty in the craft
>>63555389
Also hazlewood is bae desu senpai
who's watching the BSA wallop20 also here?
sexts coming up lads
>>63555412
do you think a first-time cricket watcher would be able to appreciate the genius of glenn maxwell or are his idiosyncratic qualities too esoteric for the inexperienced?
>this commentary
>>63555305
>>63555412
She liked it because it was comfy as fuck and good background for working on hydraulic catalogues at 2am, which is like the entire point of test cricket
>>63555412
i know who i'd show
>>63555479
pretty shocking to be honest
>>63555479
nice facebook image m8
>commentary crying about edges not carrying
>>63555458
>when there's a real match on
>when the best batsman in the world is in
Absolutely fucking not, and neither should you.
>>63555485
>no footwork reverse swing
What a time to be alive
>>63555412
If someone's first exposure to cricket is Cook and they still like it then surely that's a good thing lad, considering she already likes the sport even after experiencing it at its most boring.
>get sick of the curry crowds in the BSA game
>can't tell if this Aussie commentary is an improvement or not
At least it's quieter I guess.
>>63555515
But Root isn't on the pitch
>>63555555
and checked
>>63555575
>1 (one) hundred away from home
>>63555555
ooooo
>>63555537
Derete this, mods don't like pron
>>63555555
GOT EM FOR CRIC
>>63555555
AUSSIES ON GETICIDE WATCH
>>63555555
nice
hope this brings us some bsas
>>63555555
BEST SEXTS
>>63555555
fag
>>63555602
He's young
>>63555456
what the fuck
>>63555668
>He's young
He's like 2 months younger than Kane, who has hundreds in 8 (EIGHT) countries.
>>63555456
What a champ
That's hilarious
Did anyone get a webm of Lyon's four off the hat trick ball?
>mfw a newcunt to /cric/ was upset with joshie near me
>>63555555
YOU DID IT LAD
>>63555698
When all is said and done Root will be the better batsman, his ceiling is higher
>>63555664
i already ate lunch though
taylor and kane GOATing it up
>>63555722
>forming friendships
THAT'S FEEFTEE FUH TAYLAH
>>63555722
really wish the normalcunt poo peelanders would leave DESU
>TESTICLES
kek
why are the australians cheering the new zealands
>testicles
>>63555555
(You)
>testicles
Ausfriends, is it time to admit Starc is an ODI specialist?
which fucking team let ross taylor get a double ton?
>>63555827
He was good once upon a time lad
>>63555825
>this triggers the krazykrezja
m-m-muh Sydney test
>>63555825
hes great for short spells
bit shit after the ball wears or he gets tired
>>63555796
We like Kane. Plus we wanna see our own side bat again
>>63555825
swing babby
>>63555827
Australia at WACA 2015/16
>>63555865
this, Australia should literally bat the rest of the test out and leave nz in the field for the lasst 2 days to fuck them over for badelaide
>he ISN'T hespecting houdy Honda Housey right now
>he's a retarded faggot who should kill himself
>>63555456
>Sorry @srwatson33 it was just banter! You should've used your review mate!
>>63555847
Yeah, which means he's great for ODIs where you only need 10 overs a match
Is Taylor, dare I say it, back?
>>63555963
Sauce on vid
>>63555963
>mfw KANE, at 96, cover drives his way to 100
Gettin on the piss lads?
>>63555963
>POV
>>63556001
Dont say it
>>63555963
saved
What is it with the Marsh family and average in the mid 30s?
Geoff's batting average, Shaun's batting average. Mitch's bowling average
Who /piesforlunch/ here?
>>63556036
shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
>>63555963
>Not fapping to shemales with Kane's face shopped on them
Disgusting
>>63556071
cheeky steak and mushroom to be honest
Kane out for 99
JOHNSHIT
Reminder Kane Williamson is the GOAT batsman and has a higher average this year in test cricket than Donald Bradman.
>It's a Johnshit over
>>63555529
3 of those were all his bat desu
>>63556129
Wow, he must be the first batsman ever to have a good year
>>63555963
>edging closer to the milestone a century!
>mfw Bane gets to 250 odd and gets a 5fer in the 2nd innings
You're in the club, and this guy slaps your gf's
stumps. What do you do?
>>63556162
BTFO
should put another one in there desu
>>63556193
>your gf
>>63556193
Buy him a drink.
Yes the bitches are too flat in australia
>>63556193
If Nathan Lyon was honest he would be Nathan Tellynthetruth
>>63556260
thats not how this works freshcunt
Whens the BSA pandering match on
>>63556260
not how it works m8. here is an example
If Joe Burns was a student, he'd be Joe Learns
>>63556286
right now
>>63556286
on now, Warnie got BTFO early and are slowly comming back
If Nathan Lyon was shot in the head he'd be Nathan Dyin
Camera guy just told johnson to watch himself as he bumped his camera signing autographs.
If Tim Southee was an Arab he would be Tim Saudi.
That after shower feel.
if nathan lyon was giving it his all, he'd be nathan tryin
>>63556310
>>63556333
Guess channel 9 gave up on it
kek
>Curry ads on my stream
if Nathan Lyon was on cric right now he'd be Nathan Cryan
G O A T
>batting masterclass
not really desu
If Kevin Pietersen was black he'd be captian of South Africa
KANE
A
N
E
>Leave the aussies to me
>fleming
>111 tests
>9 centuries
KEK
>>63556350
Haha I heard him say something. What a tosser.
> Steve Smithesque
Fuck sake he's about ten times the batsman Smith is.
If Nathan Lyon worked for ASIO he'd be Nathan Spyin'
>>63556333
Team is so stacked in Warne's favour kek
>unironically picking Hooper, Laxman and Moin Khan in meme20
>>63556539
>4 posts early
>Le Glasses Man
Good delivery tbf.
based
>>63556442
Australian cricket bogan humility as usual. Can never praise anything else.
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