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FUCK LSU
FUCK LSU
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIDE MOTHERFUCKERS
First for UNC acc champs
>>63386811
First for ricky rozay
>>63386811
Nth for /bye/
>>63386844
Dubs give confirmed
>>63386844
Checked
Has UNC finally arrived?
>>63386844
CHECKED
FUCK YOU I NEED CLEMMY
rolling for tide
I've been refering to plays and players as "memes" for the last hour in the reddit Duke vs UNC thread
>Thorson down
RIP Northwestern
>>63386891
solid meme list tho
>>63386891
>FSU redditors
>that chokejob against Scar is UNCs only loss
FINALLY
>roomm8 calls WKU "Griffindor"
>>63386891
fsu can't handle the memes
>>63386891
Reddit CFB is the gayest shit on earth. They literally have designated banter threads.
PROSISE /OUT/
ND ON SUICIDE WATCH
Any other Anons thinking Iowa will run the table, beat Ohio State in the Big Ten Championship, and get a playoff spot?
The Florida game is literally unwatchable with this female commentator.
Who /hangover/ here??
>tfw watching antique roadshow
>tfw its the arabic (british) version
>tfw i have to turn on subtitles to understand what they're saying
>>63386952
this is my Christmas wish desu
>>63386947
Thorson ded
Prosise ded
Chicago college fans BTFO
Reported for illegal content
>>63386912
>not talking about cfb on a Icelandic aquarium decorating forum
They should just kill themselves tbqh desu. Game threads on reddit are an abomination
>>63386968
She's been doing 11am ESPN games for years. She's one of the only ones that doesn't annoy me.
>>63386968
this
>UNC loses its basketball team due to cheating
>UNC football then becomes an elite program
>>63386969
not me
>>63386969
>being a lightwieght
>all these fans at the pitt game
>>63386969
Here. I told myself last night I was gonna work out at 10. Not happening.
I'm ready, bros. This is the week that Iowa finally gets bootyblasted. Usually they at least have the decency lose early on in the season, but since they got to like 5-0 I've been a nervous wreck. Just get it over with and crush my dreams already, there is no fucking way >we are going undefeated.
Bright side is the Big Ten West is so shit this year that we may still get into the CCG with 2 losses.
>>63386952
>Kirk Ferentz wins a Natty
>resumes spending the next 15 years napping and collecting a paycheck like he was from 2009-2015
PROSISE WAKE UP
ADAMS STILL A GAWD BUT PROSISE
>>63386990
dont worry death penalty is coming :)
>>63386891
good job anon
>>63387004
>>63387004
>hoosiers
dude!
>>63386969
>tfw went to bed early and didn't drink because i knew I was gonna fucking slam beers all day today and watch Alabama beat LSU's face in
Can't drink like i used to when i was in my early 20's though. I used to be able to go back to back like it wasn't nothing. What's wrong with you kids?
>>63387027
kek
>>63386990
they cant keep getting away with it
>>63386952
>implying Iowa beats Nebraska
We'll need a radio station for the Hawkeye butthurt afterward.
>>63386969
a lil bit but I might have to go in to work later
Fuck
>>63386891
>using reddit
MARQUISE WILLIAMS THE LITERAL GOAT
>>63386811
lel ya'll are going to get stomped
>don't know what reddit is
>don't care
>>63387027
hehe
>>63387056
>>63387056
>answering a call from your boss on your offday
>answering a call from your boss on college football saturday
Rookie mistake.
>>63387027
>tfw I get away with calling teams/players as 'X is a meme Y' when talking about sports
people dont even question it
>>63386983
It's not even the fact that she's a woman either. It's just that she sounds like a dike lol. If it was Sam Ponder or something it'd be fine.
>Univershity of Central Florida
>>63387086
I know :(
>>63387086
this frankly
that's just Weekend 101
>>63387102
She sounds like something that holds water back?
>>63387059
they're funny to fuck with, I think they are more autistic than r9k
I thought duke would be more competitive
>>63387086
yes, if you're going to do something this fucking dumb make sure to be like aw man I'm in (town/city over 2 hours away) with family.
>Puke
tfw one sign made by a few piece of shit fans has the whole internet hating on everyone who is a fan of your school
>>63387053
Iowa is going to beat Nebraska by at least 20.
>there are people right here on this board
>watching /cfb/ and bundesliga at the same time
fucking weirdos
>>63387040
Jordan Howard is finally back. The Hoosiers are dangerous again
>>63387086
he probably doesn't have a real job
>>63387161
nope, iowa is getting blown out
>>63387053
you guys got shithoused by Purdue
PURDUE
POORDOO
kek
KEK
KEEEEEEEKKKKKK
>>63387157
Protip: Everybody already hates Alabama
Who gives a shit about a bunch of butthurt SJW nerds who don't even watch football?
>>63387174
I still think Iowa gots the nuts
>>63387179
My real job is getting paid 22 an hour to fuck your mother in the ass
>>63387157
what's the sign
TD NorthBESTern 7-0
RIPIP Ped State
Game Over
>>63387194
>SJW
the sign is terrible. they're right to hate it. they're just spreading out the blame unfairly
>>63387086
>don't answer
>get fired
okay
>Pedo State
>>63387157
>>63387194
what happened I missed it
lmao pedo state is pathetic
>>63387199
NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST DAT ASS
>>63387114
Call him back and say you have really bad diarrhea and its uncontrollable
Works every time
Is Pitt the definition of living in the past?
what does roll tide mean?
do they actually roll on the ground or something?
>>63387191
starter QB was out and the walk on QB hasn't played a lot. That wont be the case against Iowa
>>63387210
Maybe if you work at Pizza Hut, but at a real job that's not how it works anon.
>>63387199
I'm just bantering. Get drunk after work
This "what is a catch" shit is ruining the game at all levels
>>63387203
>>63387209
I'm assuming it's the one about Katrina - unless there was another one on Gameday this morning
>>63387203
>>63387230
I had it a few days ago he'd totally buy it
>>63386969
>filthy frank
>>63387232
nobody knows what it means
>>63387213
>>63387203
Let's finish what Katarina started
or something like that
>>63387232
yes
specifically in pig shit
>>63387231
no, that title forever belongs to Michigan
>>63387232
yeah
>>63387246
classy as shit
>>63387209
LSU fans made one just as bad about kent state. It's just fucking banter. Grow up you fucking babies.
>>63387086
>not respecting the chain of command
>not going the extra mile to generate a stable relationship with your management
>>63387241
Are you saying you DON'T enjoy seeing players dive and make incredibly one-handed catches?
unc defense shit the bed on that play
>>63387239
what's the definition of a real job?
>>63387199
o shit
>>63387246
While I love sports banter like this, I hate bama more and hope they catch a bunch of shit for this
>>63387246
Does everyone in the South have such a shitty haircut?
>>63387252
uh what
>>63387210
How the fuck you gonna get fired for not answering your phone on your day off
Even if you did its a fucking retail job, its instantly replaced
>>63387232
they're mascot is Red Tide, or tidal algae bloom
often caused by an excess of shit from farm animals
>>63387246
>Baton Rouge
>affected by Katrina other than being swarmed by nigs
>Alabama "education"
>>63387246
bantz
>>63387269
/pol/ isn't banter
>>63387285
One where you don't have to work on Saturday.
>>63387236
Your QB was literally only the reason you lost that game? Oh ok, makes sense. Purdue's offense and Nebraska's defense were apparently never allowed to take the field.
>>63387293
they are, it's all over the internet
>>63387306
the video source is from a cancer youtube e celeb
>>63387293
Hey there Reddit!
>>63387318
Police officers, firefighters, pilots, military, and airport security work on the weekends
>>63387292
Fuck I meant reply to
>>63387246
>>63387310
>LSU fans
>actually having gone to LSU and not just corndog eating backwoods bayou rednecks
>>63387310
Katrina effected the entire gulfcoast, you retard.
ty based refball
>>63387330
>wanting bad things to happen to a team is now reddit
k
>>63387293
it's obviously off-campus
>>63387246
That's not even that bad if I'm being completely truthful
>>63387318
>9-5
>real job
So management positions and sales jobs are fake right?
>>63387332
this
missed many a week end of football on active duty
>>63387310
it's referring specifically to fournette (though he's probably not the only guy on the team who was directly affected by katrina)
>>63387332
all shit jobs tbchwyfam
nurses and doctors are the only acceptable weekend jobs
>>63387327
Well that ruins it a little
>>63387187
Nebraska will turn it over 3-4 times and get booty blasted at the line of scrimmage. They won't get more than 300 yds on offense and Iowa will put 40 on them
>>63387273
>Mishitgan reading comprehension
Overthrew him again, come the fuck on
>Pitt is handing us the game
>nah lol
Being an ND fan is unhealthy
>>63387364
>I totaaaally can handle the bantz guys trust me!
>b-but they should get in trouble tehehehe
I want Reddit to leave
>Georgia
my fucking sides
>>63387384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OsRPWRJ7PY
watch and cringe
>>63387322
the defense has been medicore but it didnt help that the backup had 4 turnovers near our own zone.
>>63386811
Lol what the shit georgia
>florida
>>63387381
Make sure you tell your favorite college team's coaching staff that they don't have a real job
>>63387027
Jejeje
>blowing TOs before the final two minutes of the half
take the delay of game penalty like a man. you'll need the TOs later
>>63387332
motherfucker this is a college football thread on /sp/ and this is obviously a kid working at American Eagle, lighten up
>>63386891
more please
haha that was like a yard short and they fucking gave them the first down what a joke
WHO JUST HEARD THAT FLORIDA GATOR FAN SAY "NIGGER?" WHO JUST HEARD THAT FLORIDA GATOR FAN SAY "NIGGER?" WHO JUST HEARD THAT FLORIDA GATOR FAN SAY "NIGGER?"
>>63387419
>medicore
Not even mediocre. You haven't had bad luck this year, you're just shit. Get over it. Iowa's probably going to have 1-2 losses already before Black Friday so whatever.
>>63387318
>police officer
>real job
>>63387430
>watching film and yelling at 18 year olds
>real job
Good one.
>>63387445
>kid working at American Eagle, lighten up
Half the people itt probably wouldn't fit the clothes lol.
>jumping offsides
>>63387462
I heard it too that Florida fan just screamed Nigger
>>63387462
>a person at a Gators football game
>says nigger
in other news, sky is up, ground is down and please remember to breathe
>dook
How long has Vandy had those sweet helmets?
>>63387466
>expects a real job
>goes to LSU
Have fun hunting Alligators
>>63387404
go back to watching your shit 'franchises' play each other to see who is the better business
fucking bamafags deserve everything bad that happens to them
>>63387430
>coaching any sport
>a job
It's the same as having a job in the entertainment industry. If all sports were to go away society would still function just fine.
>>63387348
Clearly you're a fucking idiot who was not here during Katrina or does not even know why Katrina was so bad.
New Orleans got fucked, Baton Rouge got rain, that's it. The worst part about Katrina was the failure of levees in NOLA.
t. live in BR
>>63387486
>LeX
>not a massive faggot
pick 1
>>63387493
I'm from Assville
They're like alternate helmets
>Goaline is basically Duke @ UNC
And they run the fucking ball
Goddammit.
POST YFW LSU WIN DA NATTY
>>63387498
BABBY CANT HANDLE IT
A
B
B
Y
>man coverage on 2nd and 20
Why
>>63387478
That's pretty sad considering American Eagle is fat Abercrombie
What's happening?
Florida screamed nigger
>>63387549
duke might give up another touchdown
>>63387549
getting ready to go to the bank, wbu bby
>>63387543
safeties overtop? if so that's really common
>>63387466
>not thinking being a police officer is a real job
I guess you were one of those rich kids that got arrested for drinking in college and used the "do you know who my dad is" excuse
>>63387549
Not much, mang
what's happening w/ you?
>ACC refs
>>63387547
They're both shit
Just go to Belk or Marshall's, cop some Chaps or Polo.
Only time I ever go to American Eagle is for cheap joggers.
The Gators fan were yelling the N word a minute ago
lol NC State only operates in plays over 50 yards at a time
>unnc not scoring there
>>63387569
No, they were not.
>>63387603
>uncle rico
>>63387574
>Redbull chugging Hat man too impatient to wait for the reviews
UNC's own fault
>>63387547
>tfw used to work at Abercrombie and can't fit my pants anymore
>>63387581
This desu senpai. They're really for teens
>>63387514
Mississippi got wrecked.
>great field position
>three and out
Didn't know I was watching the Packers.
>ncaa trying to stop the stanford rapetrain by trying to mimic their only loss by scheduling them at 2 am
>on a game between 2 pac 12 teams
how obvious can they be with their least coast bias
>>63387572
projection levels off the fucking chart
>Ped State "defense"
loooooooooooooooool
>PED SHIT
>muh NFL DL
>yfw FSU btfos Clempsun like 2 years ago
>>63387603
>zach mettenbregre
This guy sucks cock and testicles swallows sperms
NC just got keked lmao
>>63387635
>implying that's something the Vikings wouldn't do
kill me
>yfw pitt, pedo state and vandy all end the day without a TD
>>63387658
Who gives a fuck about the NFL, he was GOAT at LSU desu
>>63387572
Not him, but I've literally seen this happen.
Was in the drunk tank once for a PI after a really stupid night. Anyways there was literally some fratboy in there for a DUI who kept shouting that they couldn't do this to him and that his dad was gonna make that police officer pay. Everyone in there hated the shit out of him.
Then when he was getting his mugshot apparently he got a little more cocky, shoved an officer and suddenly found himself being thrown on the ground and shit.
>>63387631
Belk, Macy's, Marshall's, Pacsun, Tilley's for pants, Journey's occasionally for shoes.
Everywhere else can get suicide bombed
>>63387704
More of a meme than vince young
>Penn State
I guess Northwestern is fine even without Thorson
14-0 Northwestern up on Ped State
RIP Hackedandsacked
RIP Coach Keegan-Michael Key
who /badblood/ here?
>Northwestern
>Illinois
wut?
>>63387655
Not going to lie, I have a lot of faith in the game. Clemson doesn't have better players they just have a squad that's playing well together.
>>63387716
Actually a Kohl's sometimes and Ross for a needle in the haystack.
That's the 2nd time Vandy's gotten an illegal formation penalty for 5 players in the backfield.
>>63387705
Happens all the time. My cousin's a police officer near DC and we are sorrounded by rich assholes here
>ACC refs
>>63387744
What are you confused about?
>>63387716
If you go to AE outlet stores they actually have some decent cheap plain clothes that fit pretty well without a gigantic logo.
Otherwise Old Navy, Gap are pretty good for basic tees/buttonups and stuff.
>>63387740
Me af
Kendrick Lamar version GOAT
man these Refs are letting the ND db's get all over the Pitt wideouts with 0 calls
This ND refball
>>63387705
some people really know how to live up to the stereotype
>>63387705
>Was in the drunk tank once for a PI
you got arrested for a pass interference?
was it against the patriots?
>>63387744
When the college was found it was in the Northwest Territory fucking cvck
Jesus Christ these ND dbs are sure getting bailed out by these piece of shit officials
>>63387774
I saw a tug on the drive where Shitt got a FG but nothing other than that. Our DBs sans russell are too shit to even get close to interfere with the pass
>>63387788
public intoxication
>>63387805
>Northwest Territory
>Illinois
wut?
OFFICIAL JABRONI FANBASE RANKINGS
1. Ohio State
2. Florida
3. Alabama
4. Oregon
5. Penn State
6. Florida State
who the fuck cares about the rest
>>63387744
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Territory
>>63387810
literally had his hands on the wideouts face before the ball got there
>>63387246
LSU can't handle the bantz kek.
>>63387729
13-0*
Northwestern cannot into ball kicking
>>63387817
Dude you're uneducated as fuck you need to read a history book
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Territory
>>63387817
Your lack of education is apalling. What state are you from?
Iowa is going to lose to Indiana today. I just fucking know it.
>>63387768
All my tees are Polo, Chaps or from Pacsun
I gotta do joggers or khakis for pants and if its a pair of jeans its a good pair of Levis
>>63387853
>What state are you from?
mass
>>63387805
Who found it?
>>63387857
Levi's jeans are god-tier
If i hear one more fucking person say Separation Saturday I'm gonna fucking bitch about it online.
I have a friend going to the Alabama game today. Who do you think realistically will win?
>>63387836
Dude this happens every time theres a big game for the saints or tigers.
I don't even feel anything about this anymore.
>>63387866
jews
>>63387863
Do they not teach history in Massachusetts?
>Shitt
I got a PI when I was in college.
I had to do 40 hours community service. The kids that were caught with marijuana ended up getting 20 hours.
This was before it was decriminalized too.
ND INT
WEW
>>63387884
Seems like you are already bitching about separation Saturday online
>>63387885
Alabama is going to win and there is nothing you can do about it, bitch nigger. Tell him to bring a poncho. It's gonna get wet.
>>63387885
Bama's front 7 is a matchup nightmare for LSU but the rest of their team is meh. Ole Miss and Tennessee gashed Bama for big plays, I think LSU will and wins 24-20.
>>63387878
>>63387857
Fuck yes, Levi's will last forever and always be comfortable
>>63387866
The college? John Evans, the dude Evanston was named after.
>>63387857
>>63387878
>wearing Levi's right now
>probably some cheap non-top of line shit but idgaf
>>63387903
I need to see those bare. We all do.
Alabama can barely even beat Tennessee LSU wins by 45
The Northwestern band just played the John Cena theme. Have memes gone too far?
the paint is already chipping off
>>63387915
So it's anyone's game at this point?
Guess this is the maximum spaghetti game.
>>63387921
Got a pair on right now ;)
>>63387915
I don't think you understand what "gashed" means. Ole Miss maybe, but not Tennessee.
Why is Clemson favored by 10-12pts?
Well, at least basketball season starts next week
LSU is the only relevant SEC team right now. All the other "good sec teams" almost lost to Tennessee this season baka desu senpai
LSU is the only relevant SEC team right now. All the other "good sec teams" almost lost to Tennessee this season baka desu senpai
baka
desu
senpai
>Florida
>florida
>flada
>>63387949
fucking barbaric frankly
>SNEAK
>>63387929
What was it doing there?
sacked
Lol I mean can we all agree that the Midwest(big ten) is way more hick and redneck than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk with an accent, I don't live in a farm, I don't drive a tractor, I'm educated , meanwhile you look at the Midwest and they're all fat, live in farms, bang their sisters while hiding in the corn fields, fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "corn fed" it's a polite way of calling you a fatass, you're famous for meth, you all live in trailer parks like Eminem, the Midwest is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
>>63387951
Sneak get out of my thread. We're talking about Alabama winning by 60.
>>63387952
>W 44
>L 30s
>>63387952
>44W
You got me bro
>>63387930
They were 65 bucks asswipe
Nwestern preparing to spill the spaghetti
>>63387945
John Cena is a Tumblr/facebook meme, extremely cringeworthy stuff from normies
>>63387979
is this a hot new copypasta?
>>63387929
>>63387972
this
Did they at least give him a reward or something?
>>63387979
I've lived in both
What the fuck are you talking about
>>63387903
damn that blows
I was lucky and they threw mine out. They arrested me just because I was plastered out of my mind; almost to keep me safe I imagine. My arresting officer said I was very polite.
>>63387972
Existing?
>G
>A
>T
>O
>R
>S
>>63387979
"No"
Yo /sp/
If Florida and Alabama are good SEC teams why can they barely beat Tennessee or Vanderbilt
ROLL CALL
>>63387952
you're a big guy
>>63388017
Pretty weird
UNC CONFIRMED ACC CHAMPS
>>63388006
I mean, he founded a for-profit university in a pretty inhabited US territory. He made tons of money off of it
>>63388039
Because the SEC IS THAT DEEP!
>dook
UNC literally raping them
>>63387985
Do you understand how to read greentext?
CAROLINA BLUE DRAGON
>>63387979
dude
what
literally you're the only one that thinks that. The South's whole identity comes from the fact that you're Redneck racist white trash hillbillies, just embrace your cultural identity
>>63387979
I've been to nearly every state. I would say the biggest redneck states are Mississippi, Southern Indiana, Kentucky, West Virginia. People are more country in the Midwest people are more white trash in the south
>dook
DRAGON
>PED STATE
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They finally score and give up a TD on the following kickoff
>PSU scores
>nah let NW return one right back
>>63387960
because fsu isn't very good
>>63387966
why is almost losing to tennessee a really bad thing?
>>63388048
Iowa State
>>63388056
my worst nightmare, clemson will clemson in that game
>levis
>not wearing wranglers
>>63388039
Tennessee is pretty good
Florida is losing because they've turned the ball over 3 times and turned it over on downs on the five
>>63388048
Duke desu
#5
Niggas mad
booty blast
NDWBBBOTT
Is it time that we take UNC seriously?
>>63387447
that game isn't giving me much to work with.
Don't want to seem to blatant
>>63387981
>>63387982
Please refer to
>>63386751
I played DT
Well that's that.
Trap game is in full effect, which means Gators are fucked.
Again this is what happened the moment I even think about getting my hopes up for something.
>>63388085
the shitposting would be glorious tho
>>63388085
Clemson's offense will not be stopped by that defense
>>63388096
meh
>>63388096
Looks like it
>>63388079
They have the same talent level as Clemson and it's a prime time game.
>>63388069
>Kentucky and West Virginia being in the Midwest
That's Appalachia m8
>>63388099
heh
>>63388099
Dude you need to take their advice. I'm literally cringing here.
>>63388049
:^)
>UNC
>Panthers
We football state now
>>63388115
>They have the same talent level
Better
>>63388039
Tennessee isn't bad they were just way too overhyped for this season. Plus they choked their close games away. They're honestly right where I expected them to be this season. Playing the games where they are the underdog much closer than previous seasons with an upset under their belt.
>>63387633
Yep. Only the coast though which might as well be LA. Whole state had a metric fuckton of rain for like 4 days. I remember my yard being underwater and my neighbors kayaking down the street
>>63388099
Which subreddit is this on?
>>63388122
>everyone so hung over ITT that they can't fucking read anymore
fuck sake lads
>>63388115
ok? they're not a very good team. congrats to them on all the talent, though
>>63388099
lol shit is too funny for some reason. They literally are baffled and asshurt.
>>63388001
No I'm telling the truth. And have you ever noticed all these Midwest teams like "Ohio" state or "Michigan" are filled with Texans? It's bullshit. They need to make a new rule where you have to play for a school in the state you were born and raised in, if you're a Texan you need to play for a Texas school, preferably for the Longhorns. If you want to go get an actual education then fine fuck off to Stanford to be a kike lawyer but if you play sports you should be forced to represent your state, no more of the Midwest stealing Texas talent, no more Texans falsely representing the Midwest(and every other school in the nation for that matter), probably getting paid and lured by the big10. It's bullshit, make the new rule, its the right thing to do.
>>63388095
My NIGGA HOU
TOUCHDOWN
GOD I MISS PLAYING SO MUCH
>>63388069
Southern Indiana is the only one of those that is even remotely part of the Midwest
>>63388125
this is only true about the interior
the coast and the mountains are based as fuck
Lol I mean can we all agree that the North West (Pac 10) is way more hick and redneck than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like a faggott, I don't live in rain, I don't drive a Prius, I'm educated , meanwhile you look at the Northwest and they're all fat, live in rain, bang their dads while hiding in clouds, fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "sperm fed" it's a polite way of calling you a fatass, you're famous for heroin, you all live in trailer parks like Seattle, the Northwest is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
>>63388125
no
>>63388160
And you know this how? Because we came out flat against Tech?
>>63388154
it's the Duke vs NC gamethread on cfb
>>63388114
Watch them win the ACC and everyone have a meltdown because they should be on bowl ban and heavy scholarship restrictions right now
>>63388039
other than the arkansas loss, which is bad but only 1 game, there's no rationale for saying Tennessee is really bad other than the fact that they've lost those really close games to good/great teams
>>63388048
Pitt unfortunately
>>63388122
I was just listing the biggest redneck states I've been to
Will Fuller has 11 Touchdowns
Through 9 games
WILL FULLER IS ILLUMINATI
>>63388164
>all this longhorn asspain at suddenly being a shit program when you're forced to actually recruit instead of just auto-raking in Texas talent
Lol I mean can we all agree that the North East (Ivy League) is way more hick and redneck than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like a Canadian, I don't live in snow, I don't drive a Fiat, I'm educated , meanwhile you look at the Northeast and they're all fat, live in snow, bang their mums while hiding in clouds, fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "sperm fed" it's a polite way of calling you a fatass, you're famous for Lobster, you all live in trailer parks like Providence, the Northeast is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
>>63388068
Just a reminder, the south actually sends more people to Ivy league schools than the Midwest and you're actually the dumbest region in the USA
>>63388196
>win ACC and a top bowl
>go to Final Four
All that whining.
>>63388207
welcome to /cfb/ enjoy your stay and lurk the fuck more
Is calling everything a meme, a meme?
>implying the UNC and dook players weren't fighting with each other for possesion
iffy call
>>63388164
There are 0 players on Michigan's roster from Texas.
There are 3 players on OSU's roster from Texas.
See yourself out, you're clearly too stupid to post here.
>>63388172
keep hating
>>63388185
you've looked mediocre against bad-to-OK acc teams all year
>>63388164
>if you're a Texan you need to play for a Texas school, preferably for the Longhorns
>>63388210
>the souf wil rize agin
god damn it man Patrick Towles fucking sucks. He's killing us.
We need a new QB bad.
Dook's QB is hot garbage
>>63388212
link?
>DOOK
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63388160
They might not win but they will be within 12 points. Why are you mad? Because today is the day Clemson is exposed as a closet meme?
duke is falling apart
>>63388238
I will
the cops here are all fascist ass bags, too
>>63388248
Bama hasn't looks any better kiddo.
i thought florida was good?
>>63388091
Wranglers are for literal cheap fatasses
>>63388252
Dude its really the fault of the line. The guy is getting literally no time to throw.
>>63388285
That Miami loss castrated them pretty much
Same thing happened with Ole Miss last year after the Auburn loss
>>63388271
I would not be surprised if Clemson absolutely blows the doors off em
>>63388237
The leader, the heart and fabric of your team is from Texas, JT Barrett, stop stealing Texas talent, FYI, "Ohio" State gets an asterisk for their "championship" last year from me. And FYI, 1/3 of all starting nfl QBs are from Texas
>dook
THE CITY OF DOOK
CAROLINA BLUE DRAGON
>>63388164
The whole 3 players from Texas...
There's more on Ohio State from New Jersey than Texas. Only Texan of note is Barrett, who UT never offered a scholarship
>>63388166
Bro I was just naming redneck states calm down bro
>dook
OVER
400
0
0
PASSING YARDS
>Had online dynasty in NCAA 14 with 7 friends
>Took UNC
>Turned them into a national powerhouse in 2 seasons with beast mode recruiting
I have a special place in my heart for UNC football. That online dynasty was fun as fuck.
what good game you bros watchin and on what chan?
currently on georgia kentucky and it's awful
>dook
>>63388296
Naw this is like 2011 where they got really fucking lucky with shit talent. Only difference is McElwain is a much better coach but if your guys are fumbling all over the place all of a sudden and kickers still missing PATs then what can you do? Florida's probably gonna lose their final 3 games desu (FSU, SEC West, and bowl game)
>>63388293
great defense of fsu
>coastal division
>>63388303
Like your 44W ass, tubbo?
>400 yards passing at the half
>400
>at the half
>>63388212
Columbus Ohio is one of the 7 smartest cities in the W O R L D
>overly optimistic
>rape most likely incoming
I just want this season to be over tbqh
Aw fuck /sp/azoids
I'm leaving at half
Tell my mother I love her
>>63388321
Barrett was injured in the whole playoffs and rhd game that got OSU in. That troll doesnt even work. Nobody from Texas played in those games.
>dem high test Tar Heel titties
>tfw team won potential trap game in a torrential downpour on Thursday
>tfw get to enjoy all the games today with no anxiety or stress
http://strawpoll.me/5945349
>>63388165
You played mah negga?
WE FIGHTBOWL NOW
>>63386891
are you allowed to have two teams next to your username in reddit?
>>63388316
it's possible but I think it's doubtful
>try to get in on this r/cfb trolling
>get on reddit
>can't fucking find the game thread
>only threads up are for fucking mid majors
now dats a rivalry, son
lets hope duke and unc fight more after half, would be the most entertaining outcome
Whats O/U for TCU-okie state?
>>63388382
Teams that can pass can move the ball on MSU
granted you're probably going to give Burbridge a school-record number of receiving yards
>>63388381
based on what metric
>>63388382
>I just want this season to be over tbqh
But you got rid of Bo.
It's time to win championships!!
Lol I mean can we all agree that Texas, Oklahoma, Iowa, Kansas, (even West Virginia) (Big XII) is way more hick and redneck than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like a gay cowboy, I don't live in tornados, I don't drive a Dodge Cummins Turbo Diesel, I'm educated , meanwhile you look at the Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Iowa and West Virginia and they're all fat, live on orgy ranches, bang their dads while hiding in Turbines, fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "sperm fed" it's a polite way of calling you a fatass, you're famous for tiny dicks, you all live in trailer parks like Houston, the BIG XII is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
God damn UNC is looking fucking great against Duke.
>>63388393
Yea sure bud, don't forget you also had to steal a southern coach just to win, pathetic
>>63387027
>/sp/ complains when reddit steals our spicy memes
>faggots literally give them new term to use
you do this to yourself
>>63388423
vegetacrushingscouter.jpg
>>63388205
That nigger from TCU has like 20
>>63388382
>this feel
always next season desu
>>63388423
76.5
>>63388436
knock it off Eichorst
>>63388371
>Tubbo
I could squat 6 of you if you're a skinny autist or 1 of you if you're a fedora wearing shitlord like I think you are
God I wish I was good and/or black enough to make it to the NFL so I wouldn't have to resort to getting insulted by spastics
>>63388382
What would it take for Riley to get canned this year?
>>63388431
>>63388431
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.bizjournals.com/columbus/morning_call/2015/06/morning-roundup-columbus-the-smartest-city-in-the.html&ved=0CBsQFjAAahUKEwiRx4Pr-v7IAhWBUiYKHcDZAHQ&usg=AFQjCNGJQUzZw_BSYOivcMR5a4NqznYT3w&sig2=vDj9UYI9zcFK5voOAmYF7Q
Bout to make a beer run before the good games start. Recommend mr a good seasonal brew to get pls.
>>63387270
this
>>63387086
Protip: if you say "yes I can come in" now, later you'll get "anon would you like to go home early today?"
Managers remember that shit.
>>63388443
>UNC was obviously more talented but lost to SCAR anyway
Could be undefeated if they didn't shit the bed in the opener desu
>>63388417
https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3rwcpc/game_thread_duke_north_carolina_1200_pm_et/
>>63388465
Thanks.
>>63388382
I still have hope for a win
>>63388490
>windows
>chex mix
>sam adams
i don't have a fedora big enough to tip to you
>>63388490
Faggy McFaggystein. You can taste the cum in the brew.
Who cares. Grab a 12 pack, drink it and shut the fuck up.
>>63388459
Don't you call him a nigger, he's a strong Christian that spends time with dying kids making them feel better. Thank God the BIG10 didn't get their greasy hick paws on him, shoulda went to the Longhorns though
>>63388356
I don't need to defend my opinion, I just disagree with you. You don't really have an opinion that's worth arguing against, Alabama is third in their own division, FSU isn't.
>>63388478
a miracle
Perlman retires at the end of the year
Eichorst will get fired
Riley has one more year at least to turn it around
Then maybe we can have Scott Frost like everyone wanted in the first place
>>63388490
>seasonal
just get a pale ale
something local, not that fake ass sam adams shit
Can we talk about ND bias? This team is constantly embarrassed on the national level and yet get to be ranked #5 playing a shit schedule.
Clemson too, don't ever do anything of note but are always in the top 15 every preseason and most times top 10. ND was not a good win.
>>63388496
that's UNC's normal MO, stack the team with 4 and 5 stars that criminally underperform
>>63386811
STEEL RESERVE
>Mark May having to say ND is good
lel he must want to kill himself
>>63388490
Is Oktoberfest still being sold? I haven't been to the store recently so idk. If so, snag that.
>>63388518
>he doesn't like chex mix
get your life together senpai
>>63388533
to be fair, they've beaten some good teams this year
>Marquise Williams with 404 yards and 3 TDs and one rush TD in the first half
>first half
pepper ur angus, clempsun
>>63388450
8/10 b8 m8
>>63388405
I was a poor white King Suh ;_;
Lol I mean can we all agree that the south east, (SEC) is way more hick and redneck than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like a southerner, I don't live in Kentucky, I don't drive trans ams, I'm educated , meanwhile you look at the Confederacy and they're all fat, live on welfare, bang their heads on their engines while hiding in the garage, fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "under fed" it's a polite way of calling you skinny, you're famous for patriotism, you all live in trailer parks like Tuscaloosa, the SEC is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
>>63388532
every other ACC team fan will be cheering for clemson
>>63388485
that seems more like a measure of how smart the people running columbus are than how smart the average resident is
>>63388490
Depends on where you live brah.
>>63388567
if it's not the west, it's not the best
>>63388541
I know it was a bit with Lou Holtz. Now he fucking hates Texas cuz Mack Brown
>>63388592
South Carolina near Clemson
>>63388490
Steel Reserve, its a strong brew with a sophisticated taste that some amateurs can't handle
>>63388586
and not for 'it's best for the conference' but because most everyone hates UNC
>>63388535
True. They've had plenty of 1st and 2nd round draft picks over the past decade with no real success to show from it.
>>63388567
Jesus Christ, you're embarrassing yourself.
>pipe full of green stuff
>IPA
>fire in the wood stove
>dogs are sleeping
>roast in the slow cooker
Who /comfy/???
>>63388485
M8, that means the city is one of the best run cities in America, not that it's citizens are the smartest.
>>63388637
Only if you like the taste of rotten corn and gasoline
puts hair on your chest
>hurrudrr I'm gonna pick one team, rile the fans up, then switch to the other at the last moment
Why do people still giggle at the corso meme?
>>63388347
I still play that game and use former national powers that have fallen from grace.
So far turned around
Nebraska
Colorado
Miami
The prestige you start off with makes you an A+ coach after one decent season and you recruiting pitches are stronger in general as a school with some historical success.
>>63388687
That sounds maximum comfy m8
>>63388490
Try again.
>>63388532
she is now a furry
>>63388567
>TFW Vanderbilt student.
>TFW Constantly conflicted about your conference affiliation.
On one hand I want to be proud of my southern heritage (family has been in Virginia since the 1630s) but on the other hand these people are embarrassing af desu senpai.
>>63388687
>sitting on the couch
>about to heat up leftovers
>going to head out and drink beer and head to my boys house to watch the 230 games and wait for the Tide to roll
I'm not really comfy yet. I'm watching the clock slowly go tick tock because i'm ready for some god damn good games.
>>63388727
Lee Corso is like your grandpa. He's been telling the same jokes for decades but he's still lovable and it's still endearing.
>>63388736
Do Kansas and Duke. Kansas had a good season, once upon a time. Duke was actually pretty good way back in the day.
Vandy would be a real challenge though
>>63388687
>hungover
>just put some frozen fries in the oven
>drinking a coors light that i found in the back of my fridge
>its awful
>currently eating butterscotch pudding
Oh I'm comfy all right
>>63388522
He is a filthy field nigger
>>63388697
>rotten corn
Lol how do you even know what rotten corn tastes like? Corn fed Midwesterner spotted, poor rednecks have to eat rotten corn ha ha ha
>>63388743
>drinking out of a can
>>63388780
TTU-WVU has been much better than I expected
late games always leave me uncomfy
Lol I mean can we all agree that England, (EUROS) are way more hick and redneck than the USA? Like I'm in the US and I don't talk like an American, I don't live on Yorkshire , I don't drive a Fiat, I'm cultured of world geography , meanwhile you look at the British and they're all fat, live off kabobs and tea, have crooked teeth, and glorify a giant clock named Ben... fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "Europeans" it's a polite way of calling you faggots, you're famous for soccer.. , the British are way more hillbilly redneck than the UsA.
>>63388833
>being this homosexual
>>63388752
why? FSU winning it's title didn't raise the prestige of the conference, and getting schooled in the playoffs last year didn't either.
Even getting funds from extra games to be distributed to the rest of the ACC means jack shit to anyone
>>63388548
Who?
USC in freefall mode? An overrated Temple who hadn't played anybody (and they still barely won)
>>63388490
Anything by Sierra Nevada
Anything by Great Lakes
Yuengling
Best Oktoberfest you can find
Steer clear of:
Light
Leinenkugel
Sam Adams
Shock Top
is it just me or is the ohio state/minnesota spread ridiculous? i mean there's no chance mn wins and it's in ohio, but i feel like ohio state has played badly against some shitty teams and mn should have beat michigan last week. 23 points feels a bit insulting.
>>63388490
What keyboard and monitor???
Sister fuckers getting the football shoved up their asses tonight.
The Midwest has no cuisine or culture, you're known for nothing, you're known for being a nobody, you're irrelevant.
>>63388881
Then take the points and put money on it if you feel so strong about it.
>>63388912
Whats with the avalanche of southern butthurt today?
>>63388908
YAWN
LSU and Alabama, two teams with literally 75% Texans on their team, you get an automatic asterisk from me if you win the natty title
>UNC "not getting any respect"
They've played 2 FCS teams and lost to South Carolina. It's not fooling anyone.
>>63388490
bud light
coors light
bleach light
>>63388589
They also have the largest concentration of fortune 1000 companies, companies like chase bank, nationwide, aep, are all head quartered here. Very low poverty rate, a lot of population and economic growth. It's a good place to live none the less.
>>63388881
I'd recommend putting the money on Minnesota. Cardale is starting. I expect winning by like 17
>Name your Southern state
>Do you have running water at home?
Let's start this up /sp/
>>63388990
they just put up 400+ yards on a P5 opponent
>>63388995
Shut up, nobody cares about small time irrelevant cities, Cleveland and Cincinnati are the only Ohio cities we have heard of
>>63388912
Fuck you we beat you in a W A R you fag
>>63389022
Alabama, yes
>>63389022
>Texas (living in the east so I guess it's south)
>yup
>>63388881
ohio state's been taking care of bad teams lately and minnesota played way over their heads lately
>>63388805
I dont
>>63389022
leesiana
yeah theres a crik runnin right outside
>>63389022
Louisiana
Yes
I don't even want to think about water right now. Fucking mosquitos tb h
>>63388490
I just got a 6 pack of that White Christmas
prob won't be anywhere near the level of Great Lakes Christmas Ale, but fuck it
>>63389022
Tennessee, got it
>>63388881
Cardale starting makes Minn +23 tempting as fuck. Ohio St has had trouble covering the spread all year with him at QB.
>>63388518
Graphic designer focusing on print. Linux doesn't work well with Adobe creative cloud software and since I build my own, I didn't wanna fuck with hackintosh.
>>63389052
Yea you had twice as many casualties and unlimited troops
Lol how brave of you!!
>>63389049
Columbus is bigger than Cleveland and Cincinnati mate
>>63389022
Idaho, technically Southern cause it was founded by refugees from the Civil War
I got all the water you need, friend
Cali upset as fuck
>>63389022
NC
Yes
>>63389053
>>63389077
Liars
>>63389059
>>63389072
Truth
>>63388987
source?
>>63389022
NC
Yes
>>63389022
Mississippi
Ebin meme bro :DDDDD da southerners r so stoopid dey don't eben habe watur
>>63389025
you can't play in a shitty division AND schedule 2 FCS teams on top of it. that's fucking ridiculous. doesn't matter anyway, the wailing and gnashing of teeth when the COI hands down the penalties will be glorious.
>>63389116
well we can't all have cum faucets m7
>>63389022
>Tennessee
>my water heater LITERALLY JUST FUCKING BROKE
CRAAAAAAWWWWWWLIIIING IIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>63389085
Pic was from earlier this week. It was okay but nothing special. Had never tried before so I picked it up.
>>63388987
LSU has always recruited Texas well, especially since Miles got here, but I'm fairly certain the number isn't anywhere near 75%. Most of the team is from Louisiana.
Wait a second where the fuck did the country flags go?
>>63389049
Is your entire knowledge of America based solely on who has an NFL team? Columbus has no NFL because fucking nobody wants to compete with Ohio State's following. Columbus is much bigger than Cleveland and Cincinnati
>>63389022
>NC
free water in my apartment actually
>>63389188
this
LA and MS have a ton of HS talent
>>63389022
Bama, no. I'm at my public library typing this.
>>63389022
Florida, and yes I have water but it tastes like poison.
>>63388093
That and Treon Harris is a sperg
>>63389226
Kids from NO are ridiculously atheltic
I remember we had two twins move here to play football. Both of those fuckers ran 4.3s and the 100 meter.
I know another guy that was on the practice squad for the Jets for awhile. Super negro who didn't care to polish his route running but still a good athlete.
>>63386934
>the SEC's worst team is as good as the ACC's third best team
>>63389219
North Carolina isn't the south.
>>63389438
More atmospheric pressure when you live below sea level. Gives them a distinct athletic advantage. Basically like Goku training under heavier gravity
>>63389655
Makes sense. I've always had a theory about people from Florida and California training on beaches and stuff. Once your feet hit grass, you're basically bouncing off the ground.
>>63389022
Memphis, TN
Our water is safer and healthier than every other metropolis in the the country.
>>63390239
If someone's not calling North Carolina Southern then they'll probably call it Mid-Atlantic
>>63388099
shut the fuck up
this is gross
>>63389022
south carolina
yes
