So my daddy and I decided we wanted Subway for dinner last night. So we go to subway and I am deciding what kind of sandwich I want. I decide I want Pastrami, so I say my bread and I say I want Pastrami. The girl behind the counter looks at me and says "We don't have Pastrami anymore. We haven't carried that for 3-4 years." My dad and I look at each other with the most puzzled looks on our face because I had a multiple Pastrami sandwiches form Subway. We tell the lady this ad she goes, "We haven't had it since the last manager, John was here." So my dad and I tried to tell this woman that we had Pastrami sandwiches in 2015 and she's going "no no no you didn't" and we're like whatever, so we get the sandwiches and we get in the car and my dad mocks the girl and goes "We haven't had Pastrami since Pastrami Steve left." I look to him and I say "His name was John." My dad goes "Yeah but his nickname was Pastrami Steve." This is a typical day. xD
Stop telling your life story nobody gives a Fuck.
And you didn't get that sandwich at Subway stop coming on here telling lies
The sandwich looks good but what's up with pointless bullshit story.
>>4594461
>Pastrami Steve
haha :)
Fuck off anon I'm going share my cock in your ass
OP u left out the part were your dad jacked u off
>>4594538
It was implied
I bet he takes bath with his dad while his fat ass mom eats sandwich + sponge washes his balls
>>4594461
i definitely had pastrami at subway in 2015
that girl is CLUELESS
>>4594573
op here
I don't have a mom you jerk
>>4594461
if any part of any of that whole thing happen to me I would kill myself
I still would anyway but especially if it was that tho
>>4594622
nice dub!
>>4594593
Ok sorry my bad but I bet u do take bathes with your dad
>>4594680
you don't?
Well not every night like u
>>4594693
dont lie
>>4594764
nice tits
>>4594805
Big tits are over rated pettanko ftw
>>4594846
I've actually had a gf with big tits and it's wonderful.
Segmentum vitae.
I loved that story
