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On average how many lies do you tell in a single day?
Do you have lies that have been running for years, if so how many?
I lie in almost every conversation, 10-30 a day and I have multiple that have ran for years.
I've never really been caught out, a few times people have put it together but always assume the best of me.
>>29398225
>Talking to people
GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD
GET OUT, THIS IS OUR BOARD
>>29398230
This ''robot'' roleplaying is obnoxious, could anons please stop doing this?
>>29398230
sheepbot opinions are not welcome.
Once your parents kick you out you'll realise you have to make your own way in life which requires human interaction.
I don't lie to an autistic degree.
It gives me strength and makes me feel proud to be a paragon of honesty and integrity.
It has also cost me jobs and friends.
>>29398327
Normies get out
I know it's summer but can you stay on facebook or reddit?
>>29398361
>parents kick me out
That's what NEETbux are for.
Do you think I keep track of my lies? They just flow off naturally, half the time I don't even remember saying them. I stick by them though. It's patterns of lying that run for extended periods of time, not individual lies.
I lie a lot.
>>29398389
>That's what NEETbux are for
What, $1000 a month? If that's the life you really want you're legitimately pathetic.
If you had of planned your life correctly you'd realise investment properties, studybux and a good accountant was the way to go.
>>29398537
>What, $1000 a month? If that's the life you really want you're legitimately pathetic.
It's all I need to play videogames and watch anime all day
>>29398743
No it isn't. You've never lived alone.
>>29399003
fuck off normie scum
your chad kind isn't wanted here
on a regular day, not that much, but i'm half a shut in so i don't interact with a lot of people
whenever i have to be social, it's basically 70% lies. i'm pretty good at keeping track of them all too.
Depends on the situation, but I've lied enough times to confuse myself when I try to remember what the truth of a situation actually was. :/
>>29398225
To lie I would need to talk to people and care enough about what they think to lie to them. I'm not a normie so this pretty much never happens
>>29399059
Calm down I'm sure your mother will have dinner ready soon and you'll forget all about this.
What a waste of lies.
Be the trustworthy one, that way when you do lie it counts for something and no one suspects.
>>29398414
How do we know you aren't lying right now?
I almost never lie unless I know being honest will cause my problems like someone asking if I have extra change.
