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What accent do you have, /r9k/? Post Vocaroo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F0E9vBUArS
>>29329450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TQkSOhmBF8
>>29329525
You don't sound pathetic enough to be on /r9k/, bloody normie.
>>29329619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i06sFERThk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mnZHUL0pYY
>>29329770
Alright, now you sound like robot material.
>>29329790
You sound like the announcer at a supermarket or train station through the shitty loudspeakers.
>>29329450
oh my goodness what kind of accent is that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s057LdOCGyKm
>tfw you sperg out even when talking to yourself
Theres no hope family, no hope.
>>29329901
That was just awkward and weird. Not even on a robot level. You're a poser
http://vocaroo.com/i/s160iCSjTwr2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g2zwtFv8gS
I'm not even sure what my accent sounds like.
>>29329989
You sound like a nice lad. That was pretty good.
>>29329901
You sound American though.
>>29329989
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g2zwtFv8gS
I have a lisp too! Has anyone irl ever pointed it out?
>>29329450
Pure east coast americanno accent robotic english.
>>29329901
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s057LdOCGyKm
you are cute
>>29329450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AVENBcVVLB
>>29330006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15wzzd6c1K1
>>29330095
Why do you even have that post screen shotted?
Joe is that you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pl3XRfLz1x
N-no bully
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wN1GW4PedX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0idptWDN61D
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sr0p0Ym03U
notice me s-senpai
>>29330095
inu?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fq7Y8ld6vf
>>29329525
I recognize this voice
:^)
>>29330126
>vocal inb4ring
*bullies*
>>29330115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pa4Z2vfzUL
>>29330144
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iYSzZ0CpIg
>>29330172
N-no stop
>>29330163
reveal yourself, desu orginal
>>29330199
That'd be embarassing.I listened to the second vocaroo you posted and now I don't think I know who you are.
>>29330126
>shitty mic
kys
>>29330218
Does your first name begin with the letter K?
>>29330192
There's at least two other people with similar filenames, but yes, that post in particular is mine.
I'm too autistic to do a vocaroo.
>>29330273
No, it starts withL
>>29330235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s180JvANallz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DewM9UUVIz
>>29330273
Yes, actuallyoregano
>>29330292
I don't know you but now I want to know you.
>>29330335
Lies, lies as fuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JbJdZGRUN6
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YJXTuEuEcJ
inb4 a (((fembot))) comes on here and attracts a fuck ton of (you)s
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Wi5ouSN5p
>>29330464
Nice and ironic, just how I like it
>>29330376
D?oreganoi
GET OUT BRITBONGS WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND AND WE DON'T WANT YOUR KIND GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GEEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
>>29330342
Why would you ever want that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nNMedHRT75
>>29330417
Sweden
original
original
>>29330051
yeah but people normally don't care
whenever someone points out my lisp they go 'wait you've had a lisp all this time?'
its just the way i talk
had braces and everything
lol
>>29330501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DarSJWLwK5
>>29330514
you have a qt voice i think i might be gay
>>29330603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bb3BJhrStl
>>29330633
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IgNeLUgL1C
>>29330151
FUCK THIS I POSTED MINE OUT OF GOOD FAITH AFTER MY HEART WAS RACING FOR MINUTES AND NO ONE EVEN COMMENTED ON IT
I'M GOING TO DELETE IT NOW
>>29330729
*pets your head*
its gonna be alright buddy, a lot of vocaroos don't get responses
>>29330728
I didn't understand a word you said
>>29330594
Whenever people point mine out I completely clam up and become awkward and refuse to talk.
>>29330728
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T2OfrFhU18
New Zealand accent. I'm too anxious to upload a vocaroo
>>29330729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1huJo31i5n2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CnbMT0cGSr
>>29330729
Repost it and I'll give you a proper responsearoo.
>>29330770
no bully, my mic's buffer is low and I don't like to raise my voice.
>>29330791
I don't play that game and I've been watching in-depth game reviews for the past 3 hours
>>29330835
I feel like you said "oh well"
IN THAT CASE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not really a robot, was one in the past though. I sing, but my speaking voice is kinda shitty. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J8jVjtxu6Y
>>29330524
Allah akbar.
You got me, brother
>>29330879
Did becoming a country singer save you from being a robot?
>>29330933
I'm actually a private tutor for Asian kids whose parents really want to focus on their education. Good living. I do a half decent job singing country but I prefer metal or pop rock. Singing voice doesn't sound anything like my speaking voice and sounds god awful on my laptop mic.
their you go enjoy it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cz8VODSXTj
let me off this ride
Texan/Southern. Like hell im posting my voice here.
>>29330088
I think I know you. South Texas by any chance?
>>29329450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Va1KlZ5OSl
>>29331076
Are the voice cracks for comedic effect or are you going through puberty? How old are you
>>29331459
Could be a testostrone deficiancy.
>>29330841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ualEFV9plN
>>29331596
Hnnnng speak dirty to me daddyy
Girl here
Britbong accents are so fucking hot and way better than shitty american nonaccents.
>tfw you will never have a posh british boyfriend to watch doctor who with
Kill me
>>29331707
Most britbongs don't have posh accents. They have dirty slaggish accents
>>29331707
>another roastie that thinks all british are le posh well mannered gentlemen xD
I don't know why this makes me so mad, and I'm welsh, too
>>29331707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r2QGQHtosA
Doctor who post-eccleston is also garbage. You're very existence is a cultural cancer
>>29331707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GhuMt7vSeJ
>>29331772
i like your clip a lot, have some animals
>>29331771
god you sound so hot why can't I live in britain instead of here with all the dopey american accents
you say im a slut, but you would probably still be willing to have sex with me anyways
>>29331841
>basing attractiveness on a voice and no other factors
even i'd give women more credit than that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RiNLPfyMy7
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1go2EoxyDgd
>>29329525
KEITH????
origina1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ub5uP2tGsz
>>29331986
NO
ORGAMMIII
>>29331842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EemInyfXtY
>>29331707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q5oLoJQ4KD
>>29331726
Only if you're a working class lumpenprole.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rtf98nQXK4
>>29331772
I'm with you old chap.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1boDIDcPSxc
>>29331921
you underestimate the women of 2016
>>29332662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NzM9RJI9Ka
>>29329450
I barely have any accent
my voice sounds like shit atm since I've been up for two days, so no post
>>29333325
Do it, faggot.
oregano commento
>>29331707
As a Britbong shut the fuck up and stop being mean to Americans.
>>29331707
Fackin roastie slag, get the hell out. Bloody whore.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09q25TxMGxc
Deal with the shitty sound quality.
>>29331707
roastie exit immediately
>>29333563
oh shit muh dick
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gky4apE6W
I don't know what to make of this. I'm tired, refused to eat all day for some reason, and don't want to sleep even after work, tell me to say anything. Also I'm not everybody in jersey, what the stereotype is is most likely Newark, Elizabeth, that whole North Jersey area. No one south talks like this, it's more like Philadelphia
>>29333642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FzB7Bbi9KI
>>29333885
thanks, desu.
original commentio
teach me how to do american accent americans i wanna fool people ;_;
>>29334230
Amerifag here. I have no idea what an American accent is.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a7yp5buk9I
My life is suffering
>>29329901
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s057LdOCGyKm
its okay anon
>>29334252
Generic mid-western. Something like Illinois, perhaps.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YjWIylZgJ7
Pls no hate my sperg
>>29334270
>>29334334
You two should get married.
>>29334334
No sperg there, you just sound really tired. That or you're trying to not wake somebody up.
>>29334405
I mean, i haven't slept in the past 30 hours, but i feel fine.
>>29334252
Teach me your fucking accent I asked you for help so stop ignoring me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k3wL5eo9lH
Daily reminder, southeast US best US http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YIVIV21cra
>>29334507
You're my only friend too.
>>29334539
where in southeast?
Florida here.
>>29334548
thanks anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FmhFi3t4c1
bracing for bullying
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gSBpvNvBwS
>>29334569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DV9a3Y00lu
>>29334687
You've got yourself a nice light voice there
>>29334674
Literally fuckin' you
i dont like accents
>>29334756
Not sure what this is supposed to mean, honestly.
>>29334764
Hey I have this just for you
>>29334784
don't bully me baka
>>29334772
As in it's sort of like a voice from above. I don't know, i'm autistic.
>>29334757
w-what does this mean? is it a good or bad thing?
>tfw no microphone
fug
bumopblox
>>29335589
>tfw you have an okay cheap mic
>test it to make a vocaroo and suddenly it's a million times shitter
fuck
>>29335780
mate, dont wait.
post yourself going REEEEE with your shitty mic.
I collect rees...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QnKlxCx2Mq
>>29336190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1giiSreEc6D
Enjoy, anon.
>>29336190
>>29336282
>no response in 10 minutes
Have I embarrassed myself? Was my mic too crappy?
>>29334674
>nobody says anything
a-are you all bullying me in your heads?
>>29336512
It's just more cataloguing. Or have you not yet seen that crazy motherfucker's robot encyclopedia? All the screencaps, vocaroo, omegle shots, and everything else goes in there.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03tlBmdnfMX
>>29336512
Nah bruh, we're busy people or something
Critique: you are way too far into your throat, you're trying to shit your pants. Let loose. REEEEEEEEEE is in the higher vocal register.
>>29336622
>triple dubs
Woah momma.
>>29336641
Sore throat, anon. Also it's barely 7 am and people are sleeping.
>>29336512
>>29336619
>Attention whore faggots can't help but draw attention to themselves if nobody cares enough to respond
You're pathetic.
>>29336512
i won't be putting it into my library, sorry.
only the finest, most high-pitched, meaningful, and heart-filled ree's manage to make it into my collection.
>>29333415
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pt0DzbSj1M
>>29336825
Oh shit, you got me. I desperately need (You)'s to survive.
>>29336861
I'll aspire to do better next time, preferably when nobody else is home.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17oKIvm2W4e
>>29336959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZD1a1NBtql
>>29336825
I was actually trying to see if people think I sound as young as I think I do. It causes me a lot of insecurity. Here's your (you) anyway.
>>29336905
>tfw no (You)'s
why even live
>>29337024
REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NAMEFAG
The only thing worse than a (You) slut is a namefag, who is a (You) slut to the highest degree.
>>29336991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E3jJf0gRy4
>>29336959
>>29337215
Oh shit guys, it's the fonz. Act cool.
>>29329989
Man, you sound like boogie2988.
No idea
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qQxegnFSzb
>>29336629
Where's the love for this post? She probably has the cutest voice itt, and the biggest dick.
>>29337752
this thread is strictly anti-roastie, all trannies posting itt are obligated to use a man voice, lest they be ousted as a roastie and escorted out by the frog batallion
>>29336629
I don't like this type of music.
>>29336629
Is that TTGL?
>>29329450
Everyone tells me I have a country accent
I speak extremely properfor my race. Old people and some girls love it but I think I sound like a fag and I hate it
>>29338038
>Escorted out by the frog battalion
Kek
>>29329901
Your accent sounds like a normal North American one
Where are you from?
>>29330603
Ahhh <33
>wanna post but no device to record with
>>29333563
hot hot hot
orig
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aHHuhpN2eF
>>29330126
bjergsens on r9k?
can anyone do some reees wtf guys
>>29329450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SU6CVmLZWA
>>29329901
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s057LdOCGyKm
danish?
>>29329989
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s160iCSjTwr2
voice therapy needed
The fact that you have a lisp but aren't gay sounding is really confusing.
>>29330006
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g2zwtFv8gS
pretentious midwestern?
Sounds maybe like a college guy from the midwest with northern european background. My parents were both international relations grad students, which is where they met, so guessing where people is from is my favorite game, I don't mean to be mean.
>>29330051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16xKFGnBu51
>>29330126
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wN1GW4PedX
american bordering on british oddly?
>>29330128
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0idptWDN61D
477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13p8DfdQoDq
>>29340213
>offers to share her mosquito with us
>gets ostracized
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M3D4x3AmGp
I dunno
>>29334334
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YjWIylZgJ7
You sound slightly southern your vowels are a bit flatter than average.
>>29334674
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gSBpvNvBwS
wew swedish autists sound bad.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bQlaR2JeKS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uasAb4Yyx3
bump.
rzsersvghbnj
>>29340380
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bQlaR2JeKS
I wish guys just recorded their voices so I could tell if they were gay or straight on /soc/ threads.
>>29340436
Why do you think he's gay?
>>29340452
No I know he's not so I can rule him out. I'm gay.
>>29340452
>>29340468
im biorigatone
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gRJ9nbFpgf
this the canadian accent
>>29340488
then >>29340468 fucked up (kinda)
>>29331707
>Britbong accents
There are like 40 different accents in Britain, ranging from prettygood to just fucking awful
>>29338868
We don't have snakes here, but I'm okay with this.
>>29338868
You actually made me cringe. Congratulations.
>>29340488
bi doesn't count as gay. That was my point. I can rule out guys who want dick but are in the closet or have no sexual experience or are not used to having live in boyfriends.
>>29340495
pretty damn neato of an accent
>>29340604
>bi doesn't count as gay
>bi doesn't sound as gay
ftfy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FPRGZQ0Imo
I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS REEE
>>29340677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BvhrAIcmdO
>>29340706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IalQ22lBIp
>>29331707
all these responses (including mine) and they haven't even proven they're a grill
this is sad
R8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08HkwywtjH2
>>29340891
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08HkwywtjH2
massachusetts?
>>29338868
make more please, i havent laugh in awhile
>>29340929
Not even close
Origami originali
>>29340791
Ingenious, thing is we could use them for slave labour and then have them exterminated.
Having them piled up would make it just easier, and we wouldn't have to use up as much bullets and effort either.
A good gas chamber does wonders as well.
>>29340937
well then where?
>>29341020
Switzerland, I've just been practicing my American accent, recently. Also, side-effect of watching too many Trump rallies.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JTeAkd5H9x
idk
>>29341032
Ok it sounded like one accent breaking into another so thats why I said mass because they are like an irish accent trying to sound american.
>>29341035
This sounds too familiar, fortunately the balcony is on the other side of the house then I have my room, so yeah.
Please try to have a nice day non the less, fellow weary anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cbYWHGe26b
>>29341035
sounds norwegian
>>29341097
tu tu ruu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hoLh8nbASf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lB7Yyryi00
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qlau7Ko4vV
>>29341131
lovely voice nonetheless
>>29341074
Thanks anon, usually I don't mind the pigeons as they give me something to look at while staring from the window or sitting at the balcony
>>29341115
Close, Finnish.
>>29341156
>insert suicide joke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FUiHeYHvJx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RReZAM1Tnb
who else here /hatethesoundofownvoice/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J9s0EhUXcW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UsHI2VHpht
>>29329865
It's an Irish accent.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rEWqtJmLmd
Braveheart Speech for R9k
This thread is so full of normal voices I don't even want to post mine
>>29341035
European accents are GOAT
>>29338542
Just woke up, Im from Finland. I guess my accent isnt as bad as I imagined. Might be the result of mostly consuming American entertainment since a very young age.
>>29341703
Fok m8, that sounds funky. Peepee's and poopoo's to you my friend.
>>29341386
You have a pretty heavy accent, but sounds comfy. Thanks for the positive words though, have a good one family member.
>>29329450
hi beta neet here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gSV1GGwelY
vocaroo.com/i/s0TEP6z3c20c
shitccent
>>29341794
Your beta voice sounds really nice actually. Soft voice you have.
In response: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uXtPZ5yzhy
>tfw you say "artistic" more as in "autistic". Goddamnit.
>>29341824
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hMoZIRppL0
>>29341834
thanks guy
>>29341880
vocaroo.com/i/s13qko5hoD1p
hiss
gronk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AR2HuCyo4f
I tried my friends
>>29341958
Your bane voice isnt half bad. With some practice, you'd be the perfect big guy. even bigger than bane.
>>29329450
>Born in Texas and raised in the South
>No Southern accent
Feels bad man
>>29342008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qvdyej4hLT
baneposting is my favourite meme by far, I try to talk like a big guy sometimes but my french accents prevents me from fulfilling my master plan
>>29341958
you sound like orlando bloom
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E005wh8Lps
>tfw no cute voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xa2JJwMqnD
>>29342116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OouT7Jp4ZP
salami rihgt s 4 all
posting my original accent in this original thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pvAvBrTMay
>>29341794
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gSV1GGwelY
sexy! plz b gay
Fucking shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XVlJkbliiC
>>29342209
not rly but some traps are nice
>>29342237
would this interest you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GXJPesMvuN
reee
>>29342325
looks nice, why?
>>29330501
This.
Brexit this board.
>>29342354
its a gay world slang for a straight guy who turns gay when he finds the "right man".
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QfDDjvjQlk
representing Dayton, OH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14tjQGXdttC
>>29342490
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QfDDjvjQlk
flamboyant/10
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HgBrizefmP
>>29330879
>Tennessee
>Southeast
Fucking retarded hick
>>29331707
You're fucking retarded if you think all of bongistan has the same accent.
Go watch some British TV and you'll realize that 90% of them speak some fucked up garble.
Most of London is chav talk aka ooga booga.
Yorkshire has nice accents, but London is just a clusterfuck.
Roasties are fucking retarded
>Dr. Who
Kill yourself ASAP
I will pay a Hispanic girl $20 to make me a vocaroo of her speaking Spanish very quickly
Literally nothing is hotter than Latinas talking a the speed of light
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BC6LV2J5Xm
>>29342984
Sup, haji
I'll rate your accent after you tell me where you hid the WMD's.
Also, have you ever gotten a blowjob from a girl in a hijab?
>>29340303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12SCbDmlpOx
>>29343065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BFrGBqnlIq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07TyBh1yaZp
scottish enough?
>>29342502
I like you, anon.
I think you're a nice person.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MV1xDDVYa1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dfUUSggNhj
>finnish
I guess I dont have to post a vocaroo.
>>29343381
is that the fucking hitcher
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ru5q9ihQ5K
>>29342219
>tfw no ratings
>>29343443
the what?
fucking orignal comment fucking bot
>>29342219
>>29343572
7/10 I wish my voice was deep like yours
>>29343609
I have a deep voice? Never noticed, kek
>>29330192
Don't bully anon!
>>29343627
I think it is, deeper than mine at least
>>29343582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNIT_CWUXcg
here you go lad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bawAJnxgcD
Picked one of my random vocaroo's that popped up in the search bar, let's see tbo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FmhFi3t4c1
West Coast/Californian
>>29330417
Is this from when Japanese girls made Craig and twerk gay?
>>29331076
Your last name start with an f?
>>29343707
I don't quite see what it is of me that made you think of this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QYsN2M7hFh
Forgive the shit tier mic and the slight lisp
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vdoRG1Ou7t
I use a built-in mic on my laptop because I'm a faggot. South-West England, by the way.
>>29344147
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QYsN2M7hFh
did your family breed with dairy cows in Ireland?
>>29344308
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vdoRG1Ou7t
POSH
O
S
H
>>29340349
>swedish
top kek m8, I'm a sandnigger.
>>29344449
Is it? I've never thought of my voice as posh.
>>29344428
You know me all too well lad
>>29344477
I think of the area as posh for England since its southern and somewhat wealthy yet not urban like suburban connecticut here in the US.
>>29344066
The cockney accent and just how boisterous your clip was
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PCblfmziyH
>>29344595
I was just happy I got vocarooto work, for some reason it wouldn't work on my desktop, but now it does.
>>29333283
>>29332070
>>29331985
>tfw still no (You)'s
I'd record another, but construction is happening outside my window till the evening
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12x3HWM54W7
>tried recording 15 times
>>29333563
you should record audiobooks or something
>>29329450
I don't have a single clue what kind of accent I have; American, I guess.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MLZywJVvWT
>>29344938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yq8R4JpXyH
>>29344988
I'm flattered, friend.
>>29344713
>still no (You)'s
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kRH2RPM86i
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UBeg6wLPh6
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TdBBJkXLyG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZhLrhQwtlN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ivhi9RrIdt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rxJfyrdqJ8
GERMONEY REPORTING IN
>>29345625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mljDNvEK4t
>>29345692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13KMl6LJSRw
>>29345786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G8vTcfiW5L
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0enHPmSswgM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HoEV47E7G4
>>29345875
kek (muted for 2 seconds)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02lLtms8Jkg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AdjWmf0Wvk
Someone read this please. Thank you.
http://pastebin.com/DpQDyRr8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xcOG39nfgz
Aye.
>>29346086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rY2yLqPmxn
>>29345820
Ok das it mang
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KP9yL2EOPq
>>29346086
be my roastie Scottish gf
>>29346136
+rep
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kmBriqeUnN
>>29346186
You sent the same link twice
>>29346220
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1djt0QqGim4
>>29346220
I didn't mean to reply. I just wanted the post box to come up. >>29346292
>>29346335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yAQrNUkqyM
>>29346394
Is that so? http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BTHGrgpXxX
>>29343442
>>29341174
>>29341785
Why are there so many Finnish people on 4chan considering how low your population is(like 5M?)? Are you literally all shut-ins?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04JOrnI581a
>>29345360
>>29345289
>>29345123
>>29345075
>>29345012
>>29344713
I just want some (You)'s, is that so hard?
>tfw my voice used to make all the sluts here wet
>>29346540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ylIBqYPtXb
You make me wet
>>29346540
There's a leaf on this car Samson. How does that make you feel?
>>29346540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05dQoGgKzo0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ixLTHzSxCL
>>29346553
this made me chuckle, thank you
>>29346564
that leaf should be resting on a superior mode of transportation
>>29346592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00pleoClqM8
>>29329450
I don't know why I got a bit shouty. Sorry guys. http://vocaroo.com/i/s160iCSjTwr2
>>29346593
Trains aren't superior. A train's path is bound by it's tracks. You're so single minded Samsie Pansie
>>29346629
Dude you're a fucking weirdo normie newfag. Stop being an awkward shitstain. It honestly sounds like you didn't recognise that copy pasta.
>inb4 y-yeah huh i knew it was copy pasta, b-bakkaaa
>>29346641
Lisp bro!!!! Wasn't this exact vocaroo posted earlier?
>>29346648
but they carry more people, use less energy per person, don't have as many traffic jams, don't require sobriety to ride, are much cheaper, safer, etc
>>29329450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nj74SRGMVo
in b4 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT ROASTIE
>>29346199
Upvote, desu
Most fun Ive had here in a while
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1izix8XNytY
>>29346086
STOP, MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO HARD
>>29346732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r9WIPlPmGr
>>29346712
Since when are you so considerate? You're an asshole and you know it; you don't sincerely give a shit about any of that vomit you just spewed.
>>29346778
y-you too
I'm not able to multitask btw, kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pmm4OtCVJG
>>29346086
Can you call me a filthy degenerate piece of shit in that accent
Will buy you steam games pls
>>29346818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ybFfF1m875
wherein i pretend to have an accent i dont actually have
>>29346220
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F6JH9J6yLA
>>29346121
I'm nae from Inverness pall i'm a classy bird.
>America had accents before the internet
>I talk to people of all of the historical accent zones and we all agree on all words except soda
It's a real bad kinda feel
>>29346948
I know you're a tranny.
>>29346948
Please, say that in a vocaroo file
no one can ever place my accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pZCbu0rLh9
>>29346843
actually, I do. you're the asshole for not supporting a more sustainable form of transit
>>29346980
Most feminine tranny Ive ever heard
>>29346998
idk why I laughed but I did.
>>29346948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U6w2xlF719
Small world ay, what are the chances of that.
>>29346948
I'd be honored if you would carry my seed.
I have enough money to support us all.
>>29347001
Do you have any selfies of yourself in a train?
>>29346948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t8S382LDTB
>>29347119
>yfw he actually is a train
>yfw samson is a half-kike burger flipping decepticon
>>29347119
I have a pic my mum took of me on my birthday
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QatdJvTl06
Now I know when you robots say "Scottish" you mean "the fag parts of Scotland"
>>29347190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MoRlqGeAPT
>>29347190
fuck off ya ned.
I cant understand a damned fucking word in half of these.
>>29347185
Cute. You asked your mom to take you on a train ride for your birthday?
>>29347190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwXTwfsOiyY
>>29347190
OP here.
People think my Irish accent is a Scottish one all the time online too for some reason.
>>29346674
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vN1kRrNWJ4
>>29329450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qoyW7qC98b
My English teacher was always interested in my accent for some reason, if you can tell whereabouts I come from, that's reassuring, I don't know man.
>>29347250
autism is a hell of a drug.
mutebloxx
>be french
>learn english by watching a german speak english
>have shitty abortion of an accent
such is life
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d56VteLgCj
>>29347310
bruh wtf was that
watch some rap videos senpai
>>29347160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oxdWgxZcjp
>>29347190
ayy fuck you too pal
>>29346948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BK1nobcfBE
You got anything I can contact you on senpai?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s327ZkXh3P
sorry not sorry
>>29345875
oh, mate.
>>29347220
>>29347255
>>29347350
Tcheuchter scum
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GtTId48deO
owen wilson meets late 90's high school film
>>29347474
You sound like a slut that loves to gargle cum, am i right
>>29347474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00pCXeUXyWl
>>29347250
yes. this is the line we rode on
http://www.ncry.org/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18o5XR0ymol
>>29347503
jesus christ dude
jesus christ
>>29347474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mWKCNQjRFP
>>29347538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qVQDQxmubK
>>29347504
That's actually pretty sweet. The beer/wine tasting rides sound fun. Also your mom seems nice. I don't think I've ever seen you mention your dad though, why is that?
>>29347474
You sound like you're from the midwest jew
But I'm betting you're from Cali or autism, Texas
>>29347396
My kik is literally: fuckingoose
>>29347474
Please ASMR me to sleep.
>>29347503
TOO REAL
oregan0
>>29347494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MZqQZ3hsCR
>>29347623
Might take it bit adding you, need to download the app
>>29347610
13/f/cali
dtf
>>29347540
<3
>>29347638
l-l-l-lewd.
>>29347698
14/m/socal!
where u at bb?
>>29347660
You'll have a nice greentext in a few weeks about why the trap you met on kik won't meet you
>>29347599
we're not on great terms. he was barely in my life when I needed him badly, by the time he was back it was too late, and I still resent him for that. we do hang out sometimes though, and I help him with remodeling his house when he needs it (for pay though)
>>29347333
how would that help? I don't want a nigger accent either
and I wouldn't probably devellop my english accent if I speak it so rarely
>>29347638
I want to fuck your tranny ass and cum inside
>>29347503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d0j9261vzd
I didn't want to bully you anon, the other robots made me do it
>>29347771
>>29347771
http://vocaroo.com/i/s117J5ahUCW6
>>29347744
I am sorry that you are bitter and do not believe girls exist.
>>29347771
>>29347851
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gUSEI79ulX
>>29347890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A5FgxA1jUi
>>29347851
ily anon I'm sorryyou're the slut
>>29347758
I can relate to that; my dad wasn't really there for me until I turned 20. Then he suddenly tried making up for his lack of fathering, but it was too late. I wanted to appreciate the gesture but it just made me angry and I told him to go kill himself. I'm on good terms with him now, though I don't see him as being much of a father. What does your mom do?
this thread is about accents and voices, not some tripfags daddy issues. fuck off >>29347929
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x3DoREoQeg
>>29347474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YEYlrRXlkV
>>29347886
No, you're right you're definitely gonna fuck and marry her.
>>29347925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04conSHvuLw
>>29347981
wait are you pippits
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kYNoyCK45S
boop beep
>>29347890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iNpmty3pA9
>>29347981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sOUeennyJ0
>>29347981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sdujbaXCox
>>29347971
You vocaroo attention whores aren't much better.
>that one newfag who responded to a copypasta seriously
>everyone who spergs over girls posting
At least Samson is a familiar name; he's been here a lot longer than any of you underage fags. Everyone on /r9k/ is a dickhead, so just fuck off.
>>29348050
I'm ready.
ORIGIANLAO
>>29348028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H7hm0NovB9
>>29348028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ooFgyBbc1g
>>29348011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mcw4kzt8d6
>>29348017
is this the point where I can officially claim e-fame
>>29348038
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DPj9Ca49YM
>>29348050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jRaZnMzHsY
I wish I could properly do accents :(
>male vocaroo
Tries and fails to be funny
>female vocaroo
"fuck me boys, fuck me"
>>29348088
i wish it was raining here
>>29347981
OMG A GIRL OMG OMG WILL YOU LIKE BE MY GF? PLEASE LIKE OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE A REAL LIFE GIRL IS POSTING, LIKE OMGCAN I DIDDLE UR CLIT??? LANAMAOO
>>29329450
Missouri/American accent.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s173UNrq0dNN
>>29348094
so you are pippits?
you make some fucked up audiosbut i still jack it to them
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fm8QXyvvfI
>>29348110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ca0Bx5e3Gu
>>29348088
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08gzjgUSpZh
>>29348094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mUe71EBPdb
>>29348142
i wish i had microphone static
i wish i grew up in exeter where my father and my sister grew up instead of the states
>>29348028
you sound like you are trying too hard with your voice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06SUnFkUYey
>>29348136
yeh
it'd be weird if you cried to them
>>29348171
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xgx0crmLOM
>>29348184
reported, underaged fgt
the only upside of being a roastie is that I can ruin robots threads so easily
>>29348214
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.werfbqgdsuYou have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29348073
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OhmLxsyBFQ
>>29348178
that was the purpose, anon.
>>29348213
no i dont cry but i contemplate how i got to the point in my life where i jack off to audios of me impregnating my sisters
how do you even record audios with other people
that seems really awkward especially if you haven't met that person before
>>29348224
You should make a vocaroo in which you sound desperate and are looking for an online bf. That would be hilarious desu, you'd get replies for days
>>29348213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13zbLvaQI6P
Did I pronounce ''genes'' right? Kek
>>29348127
what is this every roasties message to robots ever?
"I hate you for being a nice guy."
>>29348271
genes is pronounced the same as jeans
>>29348155
>>29348176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Efl0Al5MIB
>>29348213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jmi0cn4gzk
>>29348127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pLseGU8kbT
>>29348298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZpiOboOo2X
>>29348262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0agflh3emz4
>>29348271
well you sound more eastern yurop to me than german, the communism probably seeps into your throat from your blood or some spooky shit
>>29348310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C4jmINhrhw
>>29348287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N7uMOUFfVj
>>29348298
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Efl0Al5MIB
calm down, nobody can hear you over that pouring rain in your room
>>29348361
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wr4MYCajMr
>>29348253
That wasn't my point, but I guess you can go fuck yourself too then
>>29348332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hpZCfO7NCX
>>29348361
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ua9VRyYWVS
>>29348374
good news, i can tell you your mtf transition is complete, as your sense of humour is fucking awful
>>29348361
so why do you even do it in the first place
is it like you get off to it, that's seems like the answer mostdo you have any gossip on the girls
>>29348427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i5zgeVarGA
>>29348361
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SnkztyP8G6
>>29348478
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19JWnI25HAk
>>29348516
He wasn't giving you philosophical advice though. God you're dumb.
>>29348412
may spooky stalin be with you forever
>>29348455
you're just as lovely as I remember you <3
>>29348457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WgxpQfrKBe
>>29348480
"UPS my sparrow to you"? I would love your sparrow
>>29348516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02OEE7af4OZ
>>29348456
I don't have a witty comeback so here is your (you)
>>29348551
don't lop that cock off lad
>>29348456
genuinely chuckled/10
>>29348555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yF5LlfI5HD
>>29348556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FYWwGnHQOM
>>29348091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TbzMK58APKsteamcommunity.com/id/eliteslayer
>>29348555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11sYMlIOW3c
>>29348628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mXCWUjxUHu
>>29348556
You sound just like Howard from Fresh Meat
>>29348555
not really
it just seems like a sub that would probably have some secrets
anyone that comes to mind i guess
i listen to wickedsub and justtolisten a lot
>>29348555
Are you saying I should deliver my seed through carriage pigeon?
>>29348606
>>29348555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cwfQVmFffK
>>29348660
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H33bkqwoP4
>>29348697
>>29348606
>>29348555
>>29348455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uu8XnJy8Qf
>>29348642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08n6xEPMp0i
>>29348664
yeah there's ridiculous amounts of drama, relationships, fighting etc etc
Don't know either of them too well but JTL seems like an overall class act.
>>29348692
Are you saying there's any other way?
>>29348721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qMCwC4l33C
>>29347981
you sound ridiculously cute.
I could die happy if I had a gf that sounded like you :(
>>29348760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aGAtCDkmbM
>>29348741
I'd be hurt but can't understand you
>>29348760
yeah listen to the trip I'm totes dangerous
>>29348760
get a fucking grip, cuckie
>>29348801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfwlI81o84
i have a pretty thick boston accent.
not that is particularly attractive to anyone outside of boston or anything.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X1VuFI8Olr
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TmXBxkoaRd
stupid anime posters
>>29348760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G9mNeTZ3D8
>>29348873
t. mic farter
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aXkrEy4Asl
Me and my gf having a normie conversation about some youtube normie.
>>29348779
>>29348801
>>29348809
>>29348875
>commits suicide
>>29348953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OanZ8CU6fp
>>29348721
describe some of the drama and fighting? you don't have to include names.
>>29348314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XdFBqZNFnC
>tfw trinidadian accent
cringe everytime
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eNsZGohYK2
>>29349048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jHi3CeOeA8
>>29349076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F7r3mh7r2l
>>29349076
Sooooooooooooooooooo British
*Cums*
>>29349133
What are you, gay? Don't respond to him like that ever again.
>>29349137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b33yrxecyS
>>29349008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cEH0f1jTtJ
don't expect too much
>>29349076
you should become a psychologist, your observations are just beyond me
>>29349176
A psychologist? How about your bf ;;;))?
>>29349176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WrC3eQr9Lu
>>29349113
Please tell me more.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wbGHl3BPPK
>>29349326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YIJasMVaVw
>>29349176
interesting...I was expecting crazier shit desu
describe how those GWA relationships even work?
>>29349213
(;;;:
>>29349242
You say that like it's a bad thing
>>29349409
>desu
>>29349409
T.B.H automatically replaced by desu, what the fuck is this
>>29349421
>>29349431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JNvPzXFlgV
>>29349431
Summerfag detected, also stop replying to the fucking roastie, she's only on here for attention.
You clearly don't belong
>>29349421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zKLBZ0I2Wo
>>29349404
>tfw salad fingers comes out of the internet archive and compliments you
>>29349556
O-oh ok then....
>>29329450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s7WSnUPNC3
>>29347185
That is a lovely samson pic.
>>29349710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EVMogwa5Oa
>>29349761
Our boy, samson.
>>29349850
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14fPYpWePbZ
>>29349600
Shh, that was a compliment. Lets touch rusty spoons together senpai.
>>29349903
Ohh Onii-chan I can't wait!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04I6Y5yOoEq
Heil
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PSG1I60sME
http://vocaroo.com/i/s147YtbtcIPC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zUJJbuYbs4
This is the kind of British accent all American girls look for in a guy, r-right...?
