DOES 'EVIL' REALLY EXIST?
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a few hours ago, I quite LITERALLY abandoned my wife and left her out on a highway in Georgia. I couldn't care less if she gets kidnapped or murdered or raped or whatever.
I feel so much better now. I'm back home, watching TV in the air-conditioning... I hope she's already met a tragic fate.
I just got sick of having her in my life... Time to call my 19 year old girlfriend...
of course
*flickers tongue*
Evil is just a word.
>>29217851
>I abandoned my wife on a highway in Georgia
what's the backstory?
Will OP continue? Possible toasting in a memorable bread
>>29217851
my wife had a surgery last week and needed money to pay for medication or something. lmao i randomly cut off all contact with her because i'm too busy with friends and hooking up and work. maybe if she gets better ill have her come back (shes staying with her parents right now).
im usually cool with her but she's a little annoying sometimes especially when she's not in a good mood.
normalfags are evil she was just brining you down
>>29217851
Evil is just a meme powerful people use to control weaklings. If you tell them they need to be a good boy and give handouts to the homeless, give a roastie half their wealth, and base their life around a magic book written 2000 years ago they won't fight back against you as you cuck them economically and socially. You don't have to love your wife
the question is, is there anything wrong with being evil?
NOPE
>>29217925
The back story
I'm always miserable, particularly when I'm happy
She did nothing wrong
I simply destroy... Usually self destruction with as many casualties of war as possible
I'm simply tormented
Good and evil are nothing but illusions pressured onto us by fiction throughout the centuries, really it all comes down to who had the better argument.
Theres only power. which is what both good and evil strive for
>>29218120
Damn son you hard mothufucka
Obvious bait in OP but to answer your question: evil is just a social construct.
She has actually treated me better than just about any other woman....
Adios, Wendy !!!.... Fuck off !!
>>29218136
this
everything comes down to who has the most power. Even religious people have to admit there's no reason to do anything other than because you can't stop an all powerful being. If you have power do what you wish
>>29217851
evil is subjective and defined differently by the consensus of any single social group.
therefore, it's inherently normie and not something we should care about.
>>29217977
Bravo !!!
Bloody good show, old chum !
>>29218216
Agreed
I'm an existentialist
FACT: I have known since I was a child that I would eventually kill myself.
I am starting to realize the time would be ideal right now
>>29217888
I won't allow such a good post to be ignored.
evil exists. imagine if someone tortured you and kept you alive for 50 thousand years. he would be evil
>>29218371
Lol you're right
*removes my pants and appreciates it more*
I'm actually not ignoring anything right now... I'm just thinking about the simple math equation: EXISTENCE= SUFFERING
And realizing once again, remove the EXISTENCE factor, and the sum total becomes moot.... Void....
I need to procure OPIOIDS and XANAX
>>29218120
Congratulations OP you are legally recognized as a savage
>>29218371
You're funny... I'll hand it to you
>>29218339
Same here. Knew since I was about 8, right after my only friend died in a freak accident. I'm not a sad sack, I don't feel anything about it. It was inevitable from birth.
I have a list of people who have raped and molested girls and boys as young as 4 years old, who are walking free. One man also murdered a father while dating his wife, sexually abusing their 6 year old son so badly he has a malformed skull/spine, will never walk and has a severe learning disability. He frequently brags about getting away with murder, using it as a threat. He has full custody of the child.
I know their addresses, I know their routines. I'm going to carry out what I always intended to. I'm not a cop killer, nor a psychopath wanting to hurt random people.
Would you like to join me?
Inb4 OP is a teenager with his dad's pics
I'm going to call my mother and tell her some things I need to clear up
Then I'm free to do what I want
>>29218610
I have bad news for YOU.
I am jets father.... I wish I was 18... I'm not... I'm Johnny Neptune... My son hates me, and he has no reason to.
I actually invented what is now called trolling a long long time ago, back when we used to call the internet the darknet...
So I'm very familiar with your doubt and uncertainty.... I'm sorry to burst your bubble but...
I'm 100% legit
>>29218693
So...you went around Atlanta asking people to rub your nipples?
I just shot a handheld video of myself explaining that I am not my son
It is uploading to youtube. Depending on the upload and processing time on my android piece of shit device, it will probably be available for you to view.
I will post the URL as soon as it becomes available
>>29218769
No, but I did write that 'news article' myself... I did it on a goof, wondering how many people would find it and think it was legitimate...
I would be amazed if you didn't instantly realize that was a fake news article, what with it being so 'over-the-top'.
It's not even necessarily funny it's just bizarre... The last part about police searching the city one garbage can at a time should have been a tip-off that it was not a real news article
Because the video was taking so long to upload, I convert it to a 360 version... Its uploading much faster. Its at 30%... Hang in there
>>29218374
Then its settled, biblical god is an evil piece of shit who doesn't deserve worship
>>29219091
To quote myself:
EGG ZACK LEE
DO I LOOK 18 YEARS OLD?: http://youtu.be/g6DdDEcCf84
>>29219322
Nice filter hit. Also why are you and your son feuding?
>>29217851
Evil is the pursuit of good things in a way that makes one unworthy of achieving it.
>abandons wife on the road
>she gets the car, house, and everything else in the divorce
>>29219322
Your daughter is extremely hot.
>>29219349
Its a long story
Nutshell:
His mom was violent as fuck
She was beautiful but a fighter
I admit that I fought back
Never initiated a fight, not with a chick, but for example she broke my nose 4 times in the 16 years we were together
I fought back
She cheated. She started using syringes. She destroyed our family
Jet is an AMAZING KID... He's now an amazing MAN...
I have hypomania, which is the reason I draw so well...
Back then I only smoked pot.
The Department of Family and Children's Services took him & his sister.
That was 6 years ago and whether through the typical brainwashing or just the fact that 6 years is a long time to an 18 YR old, he views me as an insane drug addict
Admittedly, after they took my children and My Wife disappeared to run off and turn tricks with Junkies (syringe users) I self-medicated by occasionally smoking methamphetamine
Meth makes time stand still
But more than anything I made YouTube videos of me smoking meth to irritate my victims that I troll... I don't think he realizes that
>>29217851
I can answer your quest-ion. I can provide medi-cine. Do you like to sin? Do you like rewards?
>>29219518
Yes... Jupiter is beautiful
And even smarter than Jet
yes, evil exists and yes, you are evil.
Everything is technically a "social construct" so you can't just try to ease your guilt by dismissing it as some made up thing. If everything is made up, then everything is real
>>29219537
I like nothing
Nothing makes me happy
I'm already dead
(Me in the 80s in my band onstage)
Evil doesn't exist, but you are quite literally a sociopath. It would be in the best interest of society to either quarantine you or else eliminate you from the gene pool. It's not that your a bad person, your brain is just structured to produce outcomes that reduce the harmony of society.
For six years I was forced by the law NOT to intervene. The last thing I would've ever dreamed was that HE would decide to continue punishing me
I was a saint, but I did NOT abuse, neglect or endanger him in any way whatsoever
I was... And AM... a good man
>>29219620
Lol you noticed ?
By your definition, that would make me KING OF R9K
thanxamillion for your uneducated opinion
*wipes my ass with it*
Things will be okay. I'm moving on with the end of my life
Congratulations to jet
He's truly his mothers son
(She intentionally did this to us)
>>29219322
old man shitposting is good, you should come by more often.
>>29219733
Oh, trust me... I'm not going anywhere
I was a robot in 1974... I've waited for this my whole life
Jet or no Jet....
I'm glue
>>29219652
Ooops
Typo
Obviously I meant to say
I was NOT a saint
nep nep is becoming an /r9k/ staple that I don't hate
Lol my wife just called me asking me to come get her
Lol
Haha
Anji & Jet were correct !
Abandoning your loved ones is fun
>>29219807
Captured your pic
LOVE IT
I like your son, he's a really cool dude. Hopefully one of these days he'll try to rekindle his relationship with you.
>>29219833
Well at least you gave them cool names. I grew up with a girls name, so my time as a kid wasn't too fun.
>>29219893
I fucking LOVE Jet
And thank you, he is indeed a badass good dude.
Thank you for those words, wise one
*hangs my head*
>>29219913
The biggest sin? They changed the kids names of course...
Gone is NEPTUNE, their actual birth name
Jet & Jupiter are the only facets that remain
Thankyou
>>29218693
This is the next great copypasta
I'm going into the HELL of chat, mbuzzy... Where they can't spell their own names
I'm going to cause pain
I wish I was still getting high
>>29220083
If 'copypasta' is meant to be an insult, may I recommend NOT being such a trendy parrot, and developing actual original material
You effeminate fruitfly
>>29220125
I have bad news for YOU.
I am jets father..... I wish I was 18... I'm not... I'm Johnny Neptune... My son hates me, and he has no reason to.
I actually invented what is now called trolling a long long time ago, back when we used to call the internet the darknet...
So I'm very familiar with your doubt and uncertainty.... I'm sorry to burst your bubble but...
I'm 100% legit senpai
>>29219322
you are a cool dude, fampai. you seem based af. sorry about your shitty marriage
>>29220125
>29218610 #
I have bad news for YOU.
I am jets father.... I wish I was 18... I'm not... I'm Johnny Neptune... My son hates me, and he has no reason to.
I actually invented what is now called trolling a long long time ago, back when we used to call the internet the darknet...
So I'm very familiar with your doubt and uncertainty.... I'm sorry to burst your bubble but...
I'm 100% legit Johnny
Post more nudes of your wife please
i enjoy posting them whenever your annoying shitposter son clogs up threads
>>29217851
GTF NORMIE
REEEEEEEEE
>>29217851
Good=Weak
Bad=Strong
I can't afford to do that kind of shit because I'm a beta weakling so I have to be uber nice and polite
>>29217851
This is one of the most inspiring threads I have seen in quite some time. You seem like a cool person. Your situation seems pretty shitty tho.
Best of luck, Johnny Neptune.
>>29217851
as if there isn't a pretty reasonable chance she'd come back unscathed
>>29218610
Thank you based Dexter
>>29219548
>Hack_blastard's parents.jpg
for real?
>>29220359
Lol jets got all the good nudes
Hahahhahaha he left his whore on the highway like the monster he is
Why does anyone trust this madman. Hilarious
>>29220404
Lol @ ME being normal
>>29220828
I did....
And Wendy isn't the 'whore'...
She's been ON YOUR SIDE the whole time
When I got angry at your decision, WENDY WAS THE ONLY ONE TELLING ME TO SEE IT FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW
She's actually probably the coolest most empathic understanding nicest woman that I have ever met... Let's be honest
Your mother is the one who turns $5 bang bang trailer park tricks to get shot up with methamphetamine...
>>29220912
Regardless, its true
I left Wendy in the middle of nowhere
I am leaving Georgia
Sorry you thought a sheltered 17 year old had 'all the answers'
There's a lot I was going to teach you.
>>29220912
Then why would you leave her in a highway, you fucking idiot?
You demons know no loyalty.
Also, stop impersonating me on Facebook, police are literally getting involved in three days, according to their email
>>29221020
Fuck, I thought my situation was fucked up.
Good luck hack. Your dad seems like he's lost it but still sane.
Originally, I thought jet had reached out to me
He DIDNT
it was someone else
I wondered why he would reach out to me only to snub me
>that was probably THE most painful part of all of this
Originally, I was here to find him
Not anymore
>now, I'm just 'here'.... AND?... I'm not going ANYWHERE...
Lol @ Facebook
I haven't been on Facebook in three years
>>29221097
That's not how maymay arrows work.
>>29221053
I'm quite sane
My wife was a whore. A Benedict Anji...
Her son ?... Decided to drive the final nail through my coffin...
Yeah... 'Lost it' sums it up pretty well
>>29221118
Here's a little surprise for you, prepubescent self-proclaimed failureboy
> I couldn't give less of a fuck about you or your predictable little opinions
> I didn't get hired by ZZ Top as their art director by being a trendy little bitch and copying other people
>>29221152
http://m.topix.com/forum/atlanta/TE9I61RG8V06F33Q7
https://twitter.com/johnnyneptune
Get off of this board right now. If you want any hope of fixing your relationship with your son THIS SITE WILL KILL ANY HOPE OF ANYTHING GOOD HAPPENING.
I met a girl on here three months ago, fucked up stuff ensued and now I got her put in the mental ward by purpose.
Get. Out.
>>29221117
Obvious, clear blatant lie.
I can spot your mania induced spelling pattern and your classic way of harassing people in the comments you put on my classmates' posts. The picture is photoshopped in your style, the timeframe works, AND you chose to harass the same girl that gave you tickets to enter my graduation which you weren't invited to.
Whereas I have never had a Facebook and I have built a good credibility among my peers, they knew it wasn't me immediately.
Stop
Jet ?.... They REALLY succeeded
Ooops... I meant YOU really succeeded
Ooops I mean you suck
You put such a Negative final chapter in my life.
Congratulations big boy
>>29221224
On purpose*
Oops.
>>29221224
>slowly
>drags
>my massive
>well used
>feces encrusted
>scrotum
>across
>your
>face
Is that the way that the green text works?
Lol @ hope of fixing
By the way, your uncle was right.. You DO indeed give good head, dude
>>29221230
For YOU ?
OKAY
DONE
( this is the shittiest form of communication and absolutely the complete opposite of what I had planned )
But okay
For you ?...
Anything, son
I miss you
We used to be best friends
The last time I got to see you we were still best friends
makes me wish I had kids
>>29221295
>Lol @ hope of fixing
>I miss you
Choose one.
>( this is the shittiest form of communication and absolutely the complete opposite of what I had planned )
Then get off, as I said. Talk to him somewhere else.
Saging this, delete the thread and get off of here.
>>29221252
Stfu you bitch
DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THINGS WORSE ?
I CAN
AND ILL SAY YOU MADE ME DO IT
BITCH
WATCH YOURSELF, BITCH
IM WAY WAY WAY SMARTER THAN YOU
(lol at you having my wife's feces on your lips via my ballsack)
>>29221230
Done
I got rid of it
It was towards that slob Janet anyway
Lol @ thinking anyone actually still smokes crack
>>29221429
You're not.
Why do you remind me of a character?
>>29220853
You're attention whoring about how much of a piece of shit you are.
Having the option for companionship and throwing it away doesn't make you one of us no matter how many frogs you post.
Fuck off, Normie.
>>29221230
GOOD NEWS !!!
THE UBIQUITOUS FAGGOT CHAD KIKESTEIN JUST MADE ME UP THE ANTE
I was about to be cool
I'm going to UNdeactivate my account
( LOL at police because there's no violation of OCGA whatsoever)
Thank your friend because he inspired me to make things much much worse
I can't remember you ever playing any role in my life whatsoever
Or anybody else's life
Certainly not any females
> as your mother repeatedly reminded you: you are not important on this planet and nobody really cares about your opinion
>>29221503
The grown man acts like a pouting child. You've acted like this all of your life
Officer Stuckey will see you in less than a week ;)
>>29221475
Good going! You thought that you were going to be a hero?
Let's see how much of a hero you are in 48 hours when things have gotten completely out of control, and you're the one who inspired it all
(See?.. You're actually not the red Power Ranger after all, Skippy)
>kikeroach
Yeah I've decided to reactivate my Facebook and start leaving some really interesting status reports
>>29221503
You were looking for inspiration, you're irrational. If it wasn't "me" it could've been anything else. If he'd found nothing he would do it without a fake reason.
>>29221545
I care about his opinion and he is important.
>>29221555
Just do what I'm doing with Ciara, cause as much damage and cut him out. My method of cutting Ciara out will probably be causing her suicide.
Why do you Normalfags bring your soap opera esqe cringy drama here? Go hang yourself with barbed wire and do the whole world a favor.
I've seen OP post before with his same face but a different picture.
I'm not sure if he's trying to create a meme or if he's a schizophrenic, if he's not memeing he sounds more fucked up than anyone else here. He sounds almost like he takes the edgy memes here seriously.
>>29221592
I've never cared enough to bother with him. His self destruction is immanent, needs no intervention.
>>29221622
He doesn't take memes seriously, he is posting here when he obviously shouldn't have been here ever. He has been here a full month cyber stalking me
>>29219587
What about Jet? Couldn't there be some sliver of joy unearthed by partaking in the same hobbies that he enjoys? Some far-off closeness?
(Did you sell merchandise for your band? Do you think there are any remaining t-shirts somewhere in the world? I'm already dead too but lots of things make me happy. Learning more about your band would make me happy.)
>>29217851
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Someone please explain. This is too confusing senpai, whenever tripfags post threads it always devolves into crazy rambling.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys I can't even understand what you people are saying.
>>29221753
If you don't know what's going on here get out and find a thread you understand, it's that simple.
>>29217851
Yes, and you are evil. Earlier in this thread you talked about killing yourself. You should do it. You are scum
>>29217851
I know this is fake bait, but still. I always wanted a wife. A decent woman, one that's not a slut. I'll never have that.
>>29221753
My suicidal biological father is cyberatalking me, and whining about his shit life that he brewed up all his own.
>>29218120
You're on the same level as the cum underneath your keyboard.
>>29221753
Where have you been? Are you familiar with Johnny Neptune aka hack_blastard?
I'm not going to fill you in, senpai, because he has been posting here for the past month and you should know what's going on by now if you were a true ribbit.
>>29218610
somebody get the FBI up on this motherfucker
>>29221230
Lol I'm a retarded hick ur mother is my cousin lmaoooo
>>29221840
Why don't you stop using a trip? Y'all seem crazy af desu senpai. I have no idea what's going on in this thread and feel sorry for everyone with a name because they all seem schizo. This thread is spooky senpai. I left r9k for a year and now there's schizos everywhere.
I just almost lashed out in anger. I deleted my comment. Its important I stay calm..
I love my son.
So he's pissing me off by being a dick
It happens
Janet Goodson is disgusting
>>29221592
Nope
It was YOU
LADIES AND BETATURDS, CHAD KIKEROACH MADE ME UP MY GAME
ENJOY
>>29221911
this is /r9k/ halfway through 2016, my friend...Enjoy your stay
>>29217851
Finally. A quality poster.
I am not samefagging, he exists. This is not roleplay shitposting
Proof: https://youtu.be/g6DdDEcCf84
>>29222019
This thread is really creeping me out desu senpai. This entire board is creepy af now though desu, it used to be mostly lonely people making a bunch of crazy memes but now there's actual crazy people everywhere. Around 1/2 of the threads are legitamely disturbing to me now. This is the last straw, I'm going to leave r9k.
Seriously though you people are fucked up get help and stop posting on r9k Jesus Christ famalams.
CONFESSION
this was an experiment gone wrong
I'm hack_blastard KING OF R9K
I RULE R9K
HACK_BLASTARD IS THE KING OF R9K !!! BUY MY MERCHANDISE NOW
UNDERSC_RE.COM BUY MY T-SHIRTS I AM THE KING OF THIS BOARD I RULE ALL OF YOU
>>29221868
>True ribbit
Very subtle
>>29222172
Stop this shit it's embarrassing. Just stop posting holy fuck
>>29222112
Fuck off IM HACK BLASTARD and I RUN THIS SHITHOLE
>>29222172
>>29222247
>>29222305
I hope you understand that you are already embarrassing yourself by using a trip on an anonymous image board. Fucking grow up and stop using this board as Facebook.
>>29222430
Thisssssss
You underage drug users ruined /r9k/
>>29222573
>>29222430
This thread is really the only appropriate time to use a tripcode, blame me for the others but not here. I did no drugs, also.
I guess OP couldn't be charged with a crime since she is an adult.
>>29222621
I AM HACK_BLASTARD, KING OF R9K
I RULE ALL OF YOU
MY FRIEND ISRAEL_CHAD & I ARE THE RULERS OF R9K
BUY MY UNDERSC_RE MERCHANDISE
>>29222621
hack_blastard, you're one of the better trips
Still fucking annoying
>>29222430
I AM INCAPABLE OF EMBARRASSMENT
>I AM HACK_BLASTARD
I RULE HERE
>>29222689
Hey idiot, do you have a skype? If you do post it.
>>29218693
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your pasta, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards....
what the fucccc is happening here
Someone tldr me
>>29222817
ISRAELI_CHAD
KIKEROACH_BETA
YOU AND I ARE SO MUCH ALIKE
IM YOUR BF HACK
I
>>29222821
I'm actually the best, and thank you for noticing... My 'Neander The Nigger' was just a beginning
>>29223049
You don't even have a skype? You're just trying to be edgy and Le crazy.
You'd do it just like me, you just ain't got no heart
>>29223089
I love you, dude... You are my perfect boyfriend
>>29223131
Nah man, pic related is the perfect bf... until she tried to scam me and I put her in the mental ward.
>>29222821
I was ZZ TOPs Art Director at Warner Bros.
We will work together
>>29223166
>there are pics of Ciara doing shit like this all over the internet
>connected to her name too
How the fuck is she going to have a life like this?
Stop talking to yourself you crazy fuck
>>29223201
She won't, I'm killing any hope of it too. She won't make it to 18 at this pace.
>TFW you realize that none of these stories bother you because of how badly society treats men
Holy shit. I've become the male equivalent of a feminist. I think I need to reconsider my life.
>>29223166
I'm your lover
Buy my UNDERSC_RE.COM merchandise
>>29223248
How does it feel...
Pretending that you're white ?
Ooops...
>>29223341
Were we supposed to pretend that you're Caucasian ?
Fail much ?
>>29222172
>>29222172
Well memed
t. le tip
>>29223322
>>29223341
>>29223368
pretty good imitation., but not good enoguh
almost as bad as the rusty hinges...
>>29222621
you really changed your name from jet neptune?
>>29223466
Yes, I did. That is no longer my name
Mods please delete this thread
>>29223531
why do you even use a trip? I never have had the opportunity to ask one of you this. Please answer honestly.
>>29223166
Lol you get no snatch ?..
Awwwwwwdorable
>>29223630
I had sex with her, doesn't mean she gets a free pass, just means she's a slut.
Make a Skype already.
>>29223562
Because I want to provide services to r9k. Teamspeak mainly, working on it.
>>29223708
>implying you really fucked ciara
I have bad news for YOU.
I am ciara's bf..... I wish I was kidding... I'm not... I'm Johnny Neptune... israeli chad hates me, and he has no reason to.
I actually invented what is now called fucking your bitch a long long time ago, back when we used to call the internet the darknet...
So I'm very familiar with your doubt and uncertainty.... I'm sorry to burst your bubble but...
I'm 100% legit senpai
>>29219523
As soon as I saw you post hypomania....Take your fucking meds and get some psychotherapy so you can stop being a piece of shit. No one knows they are going to kill themselves and you have shitty relationships because you were probably raised by savages and don't know how to have one.
This thread is so fucked up. Hard to believe that there are people like this
>>29218120
Are you bismuth?
>>2922362
for a moment it appeared as if an entity suddenly began to merge forth out of the shadowy, blurry background, becoming an identifiable persona, to ask the crowd a question about the benefit of being RECOGNIZABLE... but it seems it was just another anonymous gust of anonymous wind... raising it's head just long enough to be witnessed sinking back into the blurred fog of preterdimined failure and fear of trying...
Well, Blurry Beta Background Boy...
I, like the rest of the world: girls, employment opportunities, friends, etc. all overlook 'blurry imagery' or personalities that are blending into the background... That's life..
I'm in advertising, professionally... That's what I do for a living... So trust my opinion...
I'm NOT insulting you...
I'm not 'arguing' with you...
I'm actually on your side
So listen, dude...
Its 'marketing'...
In life, if you don't 'market yourself', at least somewhat... Then you're never going to find yourself...
When I say find yourself, I mean it as a 'triple'-entendre...
You'll find yourself accomplishing more than you think. You'll find yourself building success upon success, instead of not trying. You'll be actively participating in the DYNAMICISING of your existence... Its simple.
You'll find yourself closer to happiness or at least sense of satisfaction.
There's over seven billion of us out there.
IT DOESNT HURT TO GET NOTICED
I've never seen anything good be accomplished without trying.
>>29218339
Nah. Had the same feeling since I was young as well. You got this far, why puss out now?
>>29218610
Bruh... I was gonna post saying I've felt this way since 8.
You don't happen to be 24 as well?
Why am I still following this thread tho
>>29224145
Witnessing insanity is comfy
This is the single greatest thread I have ever witnessed.
>>29223915
I take back what I said.You're insane. I know you're trolling (le le le trolling XD) and that doesn't change shit though.
>it's a dad_blastard thread
>>29223915
>>29223915
Lol
You're perfect...
Seriously... You're hilarious
I would love to work with you.
You're funny as fuck, dude.
SINcerely,
Johnny Neptune
>>29224497
Can you take your terrible memes and please go to a forum/meet in person and stop using this fucking board as your medium for your mid-life crisis and/or kill yourself? No one gives a fuck about any of this and you only chose to post here to get attention. The only reason people are watching this is the same reason people watch car crashes; they are pretty hilarious, but not for the reasons either of you think. It's just funny to watch multiple retards that think they matter yelling at each other. This is the worst type of thread and I sincerely ask you to leave, but also every other tripfag ever.
So basically this thread is hack blastard's dad embarrassing him in front of his friends because he wasn't around to do it when his son was a teenager?and because he had no friends
>>29224011
What's your theorum on the relationship between trauma to the hypothalamus and the symptoms of mania ?....
I'm completing my papers on the surprising correlation. I know a contributor to the DSM-4TR & DSM-5... He's a neurosurgeon who went into psychiatry. He heard my assertation that the correlation exists, and his eyes lit up... He's the one who urged me to continue research.
Exactly what training in, and more importantly what ACTUAL EXPERIENCE do you have with hypomania, or any other actual organic disorder ?
If you'd like to go toe to toe, I have no problem, but just don't waste my time with armchair psychology...
HINT: all of the great musicians, artists, authors, poets, etc etc had hypomania.
Duuhhhh
Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb after staying awake for two weeks.
You lost before you began
>>29224145
getting a glimpse into your future as a 50yo shitposter?
>>29224619
yes, except that hack_blastard and any other tripfag is also constantly embarrassing themselves by posting here at all, so none of this matters.
>>29224634
can you please stop jumping from "haahaa I want to end my own life I suck so badd xd" to "I am so much smarter and more knowledgeable than you and I am super smart :DD" I didn't even post>>29224011 but this shit is ridiculous. Please go away you poor old man, never post here again, and take your fuck up of a son with you :^)
If it doesn't have this tripcode behind it, it is not me. He's typing my name in the name field.
>>29224637
If that's the case, then the future is bright, famalam. You should see my damage in the homeless women thread. Rustling many robot jimmies is my forte.
Not at all
I am here for ME...
not for Hack
Not for Betas
Not for Normie's
Not for NEETS
Not for QTs
and sure as fuck not for YOU.
I'm here...
..... for ME.....
>>29224697
everyone already knows this and no one but you cares. please stop.
>>29224697
>>29224768
Also, take yourself and your drunk druggo father of of this board/webzone :^)
this is why robots should not have kids, holy fuck. I'm glad women typically find me repulsive sometimes, otherwise I'd likely be traumatizing some poor rugrat right now
>>29218120
No, you're simply a faggot.
He suffers from severe manic depression. If you look at his early posts from this thread he is extremely depressed and suicidal. Now he is bragging that he's a savant.
Funny guy
>>29224810
please you and all of your kind leave this board
I can understand why you have made your home here, it is notoriously the most gullible and insecure board out there. I imagine you tried your trips out on others before it and they didn't even notice/care you. But here you found the most beta baby men who will respond to anything, and don;t put up much of a fight when it comes to tripfagging. What you are doing is the equivalent of taking advantage of a disabled child. please stop.
>>29224868
think I probably have the same thing, combined with extreme narcissism, autism, and possible sociopathy
>>29224868
You guys should do the world a favor and have a double suicide.
>>29224899
see >>29224911
frankly, I'm much more fucked up than most of the people I'm supposedly taking advantage of. and most of the people who follow me do so because they like to laugh AT me, so who is really exploiting who?
How is this thread still alive?
I never really understood why people hates tripfags so much but now I do. You people are actually insane.
Please leave r9k and get help.
>>29225035
mental illness should be a requirement for posting here, fuck off normie
Real madman hours
Threaten suicide if u up
>>29224947
>look at me, I am just as fucked in the head as all of you, so really, that means I am the victim :^(
Do you speak English? Did I ever accuse you of not being fucked in the head? I said you should leave and stop using trips, I never said you weren't a robot you fucking nut. Just please leave. You can even come back if you promise to pretend to be just another robot (which you are, no one cares about you, you are just another anon who thinks the world revolves around him). Just stop trying to get attention, this isn't fucking reddit. You are worse than the fem"""bots""" that make feels threads crying about how bad their life is. Fucking end it please I am not kidding.
>>29224868
but he is funny, except when he's ranting about you
>>29225088
suicide squad go
>>29225095
m8, like I've said, I need this place. if I could leave, stop tripping, etc, I would have done so years ago. hell, even if trips are disabled or something I'll find some way to seek attention and build an identity on here. if thousands of anons and dozens of mods and janitors could not make me leave, you will be no more successful
>>29225155
why don't you just go to reddit, and I don't mean that as an insult. I really think that would be a better place for you my dude. This isn't the place for you, and I think you know that. No one likes you, no one is interested in you, no one appreciates your presence. I feel like the one guy in school that had to finally break the news to you that he isn't your friend, and that you don't have friends. Please consider suicide if you can't just leave.
Anon, do you wish he was your father?
>>29221911
Tbh I spend most of my 4chan time in /r9k/ and I literally never even see tripfags being posted this much.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE CRAZIES COMING OUT
>>29225259
maybe we finally scared them off..
or maybe he is retreating to build a trip army to wipe us out...
god fuck off niggers
>>29225259
wrong on all counts m8. and there's no point in being an attention whore in a sea of them, especially if they're a bunch of censorious normie SJWs
https://youtu.be/IZJdEhypYCA
found your dad's comments on your youtube channel hacksubbed btw
>>29225448
>shaved sides
god what a queer
found his dad's channel too
what is this shit, makes me uncomfortable. like I'm looking through these people existence that I know nothing about. I miss the old internet, shit makes me uncomfortable
>>29225259
I appreciate his presence
I have NO apologies whatsoever, sir
I'm a good man... I have EXCELLENT morals... I'm quite loyal... I'm very sharp, and extreeeemelt talented. I have had A LOT of very powerful people turn to me, and pay me for this insight and talent.
I've always bent over backwards to help people, and simultaneously learned how to craft the opportunities to successfully 'get away with murder' regarding magic opportunities. I've hobknobbed with the UPPER UPPER echelon, and been just as comfortable on the other end of the spectrum. I'm honest as fuck. I do NOT cheat on lovers or friends or business partners. I love animals passionately and my entire life has been one animal rescue after another. I get along smashingly with all races and species.
I'm cynical... Jaded... Yes, maniacal (but you obviously don't truly understand mania, you've only read about it) Unorthodox... I'm beta... I'm Chad... I'm UberAlpha... I'm Normie I'm meet I'm qt I'm all and none at the same time.
I'm you. Part of you.
I'm proud of me
I'm surprised you're not proud of that part of YOU.
>>29225630
See what he does? Makes the thread about him. Talk about how to stop my deranged cyber stalker or go to a different thread.
I asked for the mods to delete this shit hours ago, still want them to
>>29224827
>>>/b/
pleasewhy is the shitty robot even on anymore, this board isn't the green text board anymore
>>29225707
how's it going with your homeless doco?
>>29225630
Thank you, very much
I'm not here to disturb jet.
I'm here for other reasons. This will blow over soon..
I respect Jet a LOT...
I have absolute faith he's going to do GREAT in life...
I'm just here for me right now
>>29225707
I'm excellent at that. though I was going to talk about your situation, until >>29224899 distracted me
dad blastard, leave your poor son alone. if he's not a sociopath, he'll reconcile with you eventually. right now though, he doesn't want you in his life, and stalking/harassing him will not change that
>29225803
Looking for a cameraman. Have to be able to be free for 1-2 months, camera experience, be reserved, chill, listener. Down to sleep on the streets in worst case scenario.
I'm still working on planning.
>>29225803
Typo, see here >>29225844
Thanks for asking man
This thread is funny as fuck.
I wish my dad was this funny.
>>29225825
Do some more vids? Tell us who to vote for?
>>29225707
oh noes, poor tripfag got his feelings hoit and he needs the mods to make a safespace for him
grow a pair, my dad used to beat the shit out of me and he mentally fucked me for life, but I don't complain about it.
You are not special or important, the mods know this. If every time someone was offended by a thread it had to be deleted, there would be no more threads.
>>29225825
You're forgetting one part
(Actually, you're simply unaware of it)
Your grandmother us a GENIUS... she taught me so much... So much... I was supposed to pass it along to you.
She taught me how to understand people. To read them. And trust me, she's an EXPERT...
briefly, her family were all in entertainment. The 'Carey Twins' were her great uncles. They were the assistants for Thurston The Great, a magician who was eclipsed by Houdini... Humphrey Bogart is actually a distant relative of ours. Her mother & aunt were regulars on The Perry Como Show. Stage mothers... Your grandmother was a model in NYC when she was 16. She got a gig modeling the FIRST TWO PIECE SWIMSUIT in America, in NYC for the fashion buyers association. She was BEAUTIFUL !!.. we still have the pics.
She later got a job selling Pontiacs in 1974, when no women sold cars. She outsold EVERYONE. she became legend. Natural insight into psychology and reading ppl... She taught me.
Later, she became one of THE MOST SUCCESSFUL executive recruiters in America.. A 'corporate headhunter', who would be asked to find TOP TALENT for fortune 500 corporations... Guess what?.. Shed make three, maybe four phone calls and get paid around $150,000 finders fee 90 days later. ALL THE TIME.. ALWAYS THE MOST DYNAMIC...
She was SO GOOD that other forms would send teams in to Dunhill to meet her and learn her insights.
She always explained, "how can you teach people to have natural instinct?" But she DID... she taught me.
Did you know she is an actual 'witch' ?... Not a fashion statement witch... Her whole family came from ancient German Occultism.. I forgot the name of the old archaic German Occult group, but it escapes me. Your grandmother will tell you in a heartbeat that she is what some people consider 'wiccan', or 'witch', but that's not a label she's ever used to describe herself...
She taught me ALL KINDS OF THINGS that have been elemental in my life and should've been in yours
>>29226160
I want them both gone, I'm sick of seeing this retard "famous artist" with two twitter followers and his inane bullshit ramblings but fuck tripfags too.
>>29226207
I'm not your mother, you can't get me to do what you want by whining or throwing a tantrum. we are here to stay, you can fuck off to one of your pathetic hugboxes in the desolate corners of the web if you really hate us that much
>>29226200
well if you're such a fucking genius, why are you and your son shitposting losers who can't even have a real conversation with each other anymore? seems to me like your "people reading" skills need some work
>>29226200
If Donald Trump went crazy I think this is what he'd act like.
Still have no idea what's going on in this thread desu senpai.
>>29226297
Filtered.
This is an anonymous imageboard; if anyone should be going it's you, only normies need to have a persistent identity online. Tripcodes exist so the OP of a thread can be identified within that thread, or across multiple threads if necessary. It's not so you can get internet famous you whiny little narcissistic bitch. I wasn't even fucking talking to you but you're so self-important you just have to chime in with your worthless normie opinion.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29226361
Some threads go beyond the thread.
>>29225741
> I cause people pain because I enjoy it.
Bona-fide faggotry.
>>29226381
>or across multiple threads if necessary.
F-F-F-FILTERED
>trips are so blinded by narcissism they can't even read properly
Hopefully you didn't drop her near my interstate exit, I don't want to deal with the bullshit of her walking into this hotel.
>>29218693
Didn't realize you were trolling. Never mind.
>>29220640
Like I said, I'm not a sociopath or psychopath. Neither diagnosed not evidenced.
>>29221881
>The stories and information here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>29224110
23
>>29226361
see, there you go, throwing a tantrum because someone decides to use this board in a way that you disapprove of (even though by merely posting you are also seeking attention in your own way, especially when all you post is vapid bullshit about "muh bord cultur")
I am NOT anything like you attempt to paint me out to be... In fact, I'm quite the opposite... The fact us, you haven't lifted a finger to simply discuss these perceived 'issues' with me to determine for yourself if your perspective may have been flawed or filtered... Its understandable.. I totally understand your situation. But I'm surprised you made such CONCRETE negative assumptions without simply communicating and asking anything you want. Your grandmother taught me to NEVER make determinations about things you haven't fully explored. Even uncomfortable interaction pays off in the end. Usually, seeing things from the other point of view is helpful. Its called empathy.
I was never abusive, negligent, nor did I endanger you.
Never.
The exact opposite.
I was going to be your teacher, of things both worldly and spiritual
I refused to allow ANY form of religion to be pushed on you guys. I always explained things in depth with you. I taught you to think 'wider'... I'm proud as shit of me.
I taught you music from day one. I'd hold you, cradle you as an infant, and gently dance rhythmically and swayingly to Andre Bocelli opera to teach you musical theory before you could speak. I never baby talked to you two. I tried to teach you loyalty, faithfulness, understanding... I took you to king Kong, just you and me, because at that age, an earlier version was part of my life. I tried to show you the beauty of expressing emotion at the end of the film, that real men can be emotionally communicative.
If anyone had ever touched you, I would have killed them... I promise.
I tried to make a better life, and in so doing had my life destroyed. I was kidnapped at gunpoint by Mario's henchman. I had to go back to the 'bottom' just to keep us all safe. Anji had arranged all of it. I fought. I fought... I was still successful in raising two AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT BEAUTIFUL GENIUS kids
I'm not perfect. My life isnt yours. But you had SO MUCH to learn from me...
>>29226507
Hurry up and kill yourself you retarded semi-literate fuck. Stop shitting up our board with your gay ass relationship issues. And take your stupid son with you, I'm sick of both of you.
Before you go, please feel free to post pictures of his mom's pussy again.
>>29226494
it's like you are actually retarded. Am I seeking attention right now by posting this? In a way, yes. But I can't be fucking identified by my name tag you fucking idiot. Jesus. You can't tell if I am this guy>>29226361 or not, but that is the beauty of an ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD. This isn't leddit, please go away.
>>29226548
Thank you Based Anon.
Tripfags and namefags are pathalogical narcissists who are unable to see or accept the harm they cause others because they have no empathy and are completely self absorbed, so it's best to spread the word for other anons to see and then filter them. It's the only way we will win.
Well, I still don't understand what's going on here. Other than that there is a son and a dad who are mad at each other or something talking to each other on here.
You guys both seem crazy, why are you even using this site to have a personal conversation?
I feel bad for you guys, you seem like really deranged people, I can't comprehend anything you're saying.
Please leave r9k and get help. Why are there so many crazy people on here nowadays?
>>29226548
except this place has always had the option of name use, and no autistic rules about them like you legion faggots love to push. this whole "hurr durr anunymus is lejun every1 be anun hurrr" is relatively recent, and has always been utterly cancerous. trips contribute far more to this board than you ever will, newfag. go back to Wizardchan where you can have a crywank with the other omegas
>>29226610
They're just retards who need to get the fuck off my board, sage their threads and ignore them.
>>29226639
do you actually think you contribute anything other than anger and laughs (both directed at you)? You people think because you can be identified that you are somehow better than everyone else? You are a tumor feeding of of this website, you are scum. It's like you think this is Facebook where everyone knows each other and there are cliques and rivalries. This isn't that, and if you want people to know your name, shoot up a school you fucking faggot. Just please go.
By the way
Occasionally, for no reason, its important to be cruel to loved ones, to keep the scales balanced. She came back... Everything's fine
Wendy us the FIRST chick I've found who I never have to worry may have betrayed me
>>29225280
When you were a little kid, I drew this e of what I thought you'll look like at age 21
>>29218216
/r9k/ is a social group
Therefore, we're normies
>>29226709
>dumps her by the side of the freeway
>she comes back with weed
guess the treat women like shit meme is true
>>29226708
I make train threads, entertaining drama, share recipes, stories, even made a few memes in my time here. so far, the only thing you've done is whine about better posters, like the little bitch you are
>>29226736
That's really nice, now draw yourself a bath and then drown yourself in it.
And post more pictures of his mom's cunt already.
Your childhood wasn't perfect. No one's was...
Stop acting so 'deprived'
Jets Danish Gf Elizabeth, age 6
Jet : "danish? She was a DONUT when I got done with her"
How old is Jupiter and what are her feelings towards you?
>>29226736
what happened to this idea >>29225825
>>29226759
You can do literally all those things without a fucking trip, or restrict it to the threads where your gay online identity is relevant (which would make it not gay, like fridgebro (who earned his trip before he started using it)).
>>29226759
you see, the things you listed are things I have done, or haven't, it doesn't matter, as you have no fucking clue who I am. All of those things are things normal anons do everyday, and probably better than you. Again, just because you can prove that you made a post doesn't make that post better than anyone else's.
Also
>Entertaining drama
Get a life you fucking 12 year old
>>29218120
is that you, edge god?
>>29226791
>>29226802
most legion faggots don't do the things I listed though, they just whine like you. if you actually cared about the "board culture", or "quality of posts" or any of that, it's what you would be doing right now instead of REEEEing like a spoiled baby
>>29226765
I was born drawing... I have a long line of artists and actors in my family. I literally HAVE TO draw and paint or sculpt or do 3D animation or compose music.... Or else I'll go nuts...
(This is the actual 'symptomatic' fingerprint of hypomania... Its the 'creative gene'.)
I wake up and draw doodles.... Like this...
I am a driven expressionist on many levels...
We all have our own individual skills. What are yours ?...
Thankyou
>>29226780
Post the picture of Jet's mom's vagina you posted the other day.
>>29226842
My skills are telling retards to kill themselves and looking at pictures of vaginas. Get posting then drop dead.
>>29226759
No... Not 'women'.....
Everyone...
Occasionally, and always when its NOT appropriate...
Otherwise. The universe begins to see you as a welcome mat
Try it... You'll see.
Then go right back to being noble
>>29226200
>>29226507
You're a real motherfukkin bonafide visionary, Mr.Neptune. Your family history sounds captivating and you are ever-weaving your own legacy. I believe in you I truly duly do.
I hope to see you around again, I know your teaching may not be for me but I also have SO MUCH to learn...
>>29226837
So, if I actually cared about the board culture, I would go against the board culture and make an embarrassment of myself like you?
AGAIN
TO CLARIFY
JUST BECAUSE YOUR POSTS CAN BE IDENTIFIED DOESN'T MAKE THEM ANY BETTER THAN ANY OTHER POST
Also, as I said earlier, you don;t fucking know how many/how few posts I have made, this could be my first thread, or I could have been here much longer than you. You are not important, please stop making a mockery of this website by defending your garbage content (which we can be certain is your garbage, as you so kindly wrote your name on it)
>>29226903
and you are even less important, plus a whiny baby faggot on top of that
>>29226877
idk, usually I find treating guys badly has consequences, unless they're total bitches like the legion faggots who whine about me
>>29225892
My skill was not the issue. ASSERTING MY SKILL was the real topic.
Thank god your grandmother taught me the golden rules. I've been broke.. I've also lived in glass towers, the 'elite'... All with my art, and my insight in people.
I intended on teaching you both the art side and the sales side.
By the way, please post my NEANDER THE NIGGER memes. I lost them..
>>29226930
The universe has a balance.
I spent my entire youth being 'noble'.. Helping... Always... Bending over backwards.. Every time.
I believed in karma.
I wasn't seeing it from the universe's point of view. Once I did, I realized you can only do that so much, before the universe says "oh well, it looks like this one is a punching bag" and it becomes destined...
To avoid this, occasional maintenance: for no reason at all, become ruthless.
Trust me: things will get back in line. Its like kicking a coke machine. Occasionally, its required
>>29226930
>nuh uh u r ebin woise xd
jesus christ, please tell me this is a joke
Your """argument""" is just
>you are worse tho
Why do I even bother coming up with responses to fucking wastes like you
Also, I find it pretty ironic that you come onto this website and start to use a trip, something that is obviously frowned upon unless you need to be identified in a thread, then you make fun of everyone else for not using a trip. In a perfect world for you, would everyone have to have a unique name on here so that everyone is identifiable, or would it be only you that is allowed to identify themselves, so that you could feel just that much more important? You are a weak minded druggie faggot just like every other trip on this website, and I hope you fucking die.
Mr. Neptune, may I have your daughter's hand in marriage?
>>29227035
What is your advice for someone who is convinced that being noble is the only way to keep things in line. Wait and see til things get out of line and I'm already the punching bag? How do I know the universe isn't testing me through you to see if I can be pure and enlightened and default to love, even when you make this much sense?
>>29218160
>The silence before the storm
>>29226930
also, let me just add that going through all of the posts you have made on that trip is one of the only (dis)advantage to having a trip. Oh boy, you were right, some of these really are high quality!
54m50n !qoThYyhabg Tue 05 Apr 2016 00:42:46 No.27643405
>>27643149
>implying I haven't fucked more grils than 99% of anons on this board
tip top kek
I really like that one! Contributing to keep this board healthy! Yay!
54m50n !qoThYyhabg Tue 05 Apr 2016 00:36:33 No.27643287
can you also see how drunk I am?
>>29227180
>>29227152
>>29227073
lol you are truly pathetic. keep humiliating though, it's nice for someone else to be the laughingstock for a change
>>29227152
>>29227180
God I really like this one. Probably one of my favorite.
54m50n !qoThYyhabg Mon 04 Apr 2016 01:38:14 No.27620909
I still post, but I have a job so I can't post as much as I used to. also, I tend to get banned when I post too much, as the mods/janitors are total legion cucks
>>29227035
can you do a vid where you scream about fucken jews and also mention r9k?
>>29227215
Oh, I am sorry, but I am the one humiliating myself now. Okay. Who am I? Can you specifically tell me what posts are mine? Am I even the same anon in those posts? Maybe I am another like-minded individual who hates faggots like you. You don't know, and that is the way I want to keep it.
Also
What is embarrassing about my posts? Specifically? I mean, it really seems like you lost an argument (and again, we can tell it's your argument because you right your name on everything like a kindergartner) and got mad and yelled at me.
>and you are even less important, plus a whiny baby faggot on top of that
>most legion faggots don't do the things I listed though, they just whine like you. if you actually cared about the "board culture", or "quality of posts" or any of that, it's what you would be doing right now instead of REEEEing like a spoiled baby
>so far, the only thing you've done is whine about better posters, like the little bitch you are
All just meaningless insults when you have no idea who I am, but if they help you sleep at night, """knowing""" that you won the argument, then go right ahead...
>>29227035
One day I was pulling into a convenience store to get cigarettes. As I swooped in to the parking space, out of my peripheral, I ieied a cute teenage girl standing outside the store. Maybe 14, 15... In a cute dress, waiting for somebody to pick her up. I just barely saw her, but I realized the deal instantly as she turned away and covered her face as she saw me enter the parking lot.
I acted as if I didn't know. I got out and as I reached for the doorhandle (faked her out) I stopped and ZOOMED RIGHT IN ON HER FACE TO FACE...
Exactly as I had expected... Cleft Palate surgery... Hairlip... Very pronounced.
Within one millisecond I could empathically experience her entire childhood Kama her fears and apprehensions, the pressure from the media on girls about beauty... Schoolmates... Her future... All in the flash of a brilliant millisecond.
I did exactly what nobody else would do. I actually reached out and gently touched Her Chin with my thumb and index finger, and closely examined the exact weay the doctors had her whole life. Her eyes got bigger than billiard balls and she seemed to gasp and hold her breath... Nevertheless she stood and allowed me to continue.
"Ahhhhhh.... Cleft palate, huh?"
I smiled reassuringly
" are you aware that is the most common congenital birth defect on Earth? you have a lot of company... Many many people have this condition"
She seemed to loosen up and her eyes looked at me like as if to say 'please continue' to the complete stranger who had entered her personal space, and broke all of the norms and boundries of everyday social behavior
"They did a very good job with the surgery.. You are a beautiful young woman... Just look at you!"
Now she was smiling
That's when I decided to get her some suggestive therapy ... Projective...
I looked off into nowhere and said " oh my God he's going to love you so much"...my eyes opened wide and I exclaimed out loud " and no... Your children will NOT have cleft palate"
>>29227218
I vote for this as well, seconded
>>29227095
If you're a good enough man or woman, perhaps
>>29226639
>8+ years
>recent
K
>>29226948
posting neander as requested, save em y'all
>>29227294
Well, I have been waiting for several minutes now, so maybe he has finally left the thread. Gone but not forgotten, as his posts will be available for me to peruse on desustorage for a long time to come. But, in the words of 54m50n himself:
>54m50n !qoThYyhabg Sat 02 Apr 2016 22:35:56 No.27592580
>everything has to end eventually, and sometimes a temporary chaos is a good thing
>this thread
I'm going to sleep.
As quickly as I invaded her space jumped out of it as if I had never seen her and I continued into the store to buy the cigarettes.
>first I draw it, then photo with my phone
As I left the store I never turned to say another thing to her. I started my car and as I was backing out, in front of the store still a cute little teenage girl in a cute little dress...
She was BEAMING... A giant smile on her face.. Waving her arm feverishly 'goodbye' with that huge smile on her face...
Its yin & yang
We are either gods or demons at any given minute... These things are not external... They are inside of
>>29222172
I'm actually close to tears this thread is fucking hilarious
This is truly a legendary display of someone's complete degradation of self
Hack_blastard if this crazy mf is really your dad consider offing yourself since you will likely end up like him when you get old
Assuming this isn't just you samefagging to create drama. Which Im debating whether or not it is, not quite sure.
>>29227443
Honestly, I don't disagree with anything you are saying, and I am glad you stopped using the trip, but this isn't the place for you right now. I encourage you to come back later once all of this family stalking drama is over and done with, but for now save your wisdom until further notice my friend.
>>29227367
I'm a useless bag of human refuse but I would actually exert effort and do something with my life just for her.
>>29227336
I would LOVE to....
I actually love this place.
I relate to almost all of you, even the dickheads...
I admire you... I'm proud to see such bright minds. I had lost faith in the human race
YouTube R9Ks EGGMAN SEEKS HELP
>>29227335
>Pictured: What actually happened
>>29227465
I have not lied to any of you. He posted his video here, it's proof: >>29219322
>>29227514
Certainly an allusion of grandeur there. I wish the old man well but I know that he can never not be a narcissist, it's one of the many reasons why reasoning with him would be impossible.
Good meme, saved
>>29227540
I would love to have us switch dads. it would be pretty good on my end, not so much on yours...
Then I edit with PicsArt and Photoshop Touch for Android
I talked my way into being hired by Bill Ham as ZZ TOPs Art Director
Do you not think I learned some INVALUABLE inside knowledge ?
I learned TONS. like 'how to sell a screenplay' or 'what are they really looking for in a models portfolio' or 'wtf is the deal with 'inside edition' type 'news stories' about celebrities'...
I was supposed to teach my son.
Instead,
I am going to teach all of you
>>29227559
Are you African American, anon?
>>29227569
>I was supposed to teach my son.
>Instead,
>I am going to teach all of you
We're good thanks.
>>29227515
Just curious, so it's definitely multiple people
Ok then forget the samefagging comment. But still for the love of god hack don't end up like this.
It's hilarious to watch this nightmare of a relationship between you two unfold before us but I imagine it's pretty miserable for you
>>29227670
It's whatever, I'm pretty unaffected/amused just like you
>>29227695
Can your dads posting style be copied or is it so downright strange and uncomfortable that when he posts its instantly recognizable
Hope I don't come off as a newfag with the questions and shit, just never knew about this drama until i saw this thread
I was walking through a Walmart to get some cat food.
I have never had an animal lie to me, sell me crappy pot, rip me off, lie about being my friend, talk about me behind my back, surreptitiously try to fuck my wife, etc.
Only the two-legged animals will do that shit to you.
As I walked into the cat food section, I happened past a solemn moment. A woman was quietly following behind her son who was shopping for clothes.
He was probably 22 years old... Superman chiseled good looks. A body like an Olympic gymnast... Like a superhero totally cut muscular... a really really good lookin athletic young man..
He was in a wheelchair. There was a strap around his legs. He was paralyzed from the waist down.... Obviously from a car wreck more than likely.. Judging by his amazing physique he did not spend his life in the wheelchair.
I walked directly up to him and you're very comfortably and casually, as if I had known him my whole life and I was about to give him some shit, I said, "YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE ?...."
He stopped and looked up
"You're STILL a badass !"
He knew exactly what I was talking about and I knew that he knew that I knew that he knew...
He smiled huge. Brave. Strong....
So did his mother. She actually clasped her hands together and looked up to the ceiling, as if to say "god I knew this would happen for my SON"
" in fact, this made you even tougher than you were before !"
He literally CHANGED... I was able to use my weirdness and my understanding of timing and how to 'use the wrong moment at the right time if you want things to work' to change a solemn moment into a moment of TRUE PRIDE.
as i laughed and said "wow i envy you, motherfucker", I disappeared and got the cat food
>>29227695
Hack, do you speak to your sister?
>>29227728
It's recognizable immediately. He posts under several names but I can always pick him out.
>>29227779
If it were up to me she wouldn't have ever been brought up. I won't discuss any of my siblings or aunts, uncles, any family on 4chan. I don't want to be rude but I hope you know where I'm coming from.
>>29227569
you're the man now dog
mutebl0x123124235
>>29227809
I don't even know the guy (except his name, what he looks like, his children's names, what his children look like, his son's birthday, what his son's mother's vagina looks like, his wife's name, where he lives, his profession, which porn star he likes, and what his mental health status is) and I can recognise his posts instantly too.
R9K'S EGGMAN SEEKS HELP: http://youtu.be/0FANcpJQ58M
LOL @ FACE GROW LONG: http://youtu.be/ghvgXnY8B3A
Occasionally, one must remind the universal that you're NOT its punching bag
Tell someone who needs a YES "FUCK NO"...
Otherwise, one day, you'll turn around and realize you became THIS schmuck
>>29217851
define "existence"
>>29227809
I completely understand, I just wanted to know if you had any kind of relationship with her. I know you have a very strained relationship with your father so I was just curious, I apologize.
>>29218610
Now idk if you are still watching this thread but that hits super close to home. If you can't deliver, I'd be happy to. I'm not edgy or anything and I realize that capturing and torturing someone who reaaaaally deserved it would be only for myself and my own benefit, but I bet it'd be a beneficial experience.
Of course this is all theoretical and I'd NEVER kill someone in real life, ha ha, ha, also please don't check my browsing history FBI you don't wanna see that shit nigga
Anyone have any anti-lgbt memes? Need some
>>29227878
No problem man. My blood siblings are all I've really got, I'm just a bit selective with what's discussed. I feel from that, things are well.
>>29227838
It's really something. He's been a 'troll' on the internet for years and years, he would imitate people on chat rooms when I was a kid, he got a thrill out of it. Now that you've given him a warm seat I guarantee he'll be staying and shitposting, the oldest r9k user without a doubt. You'll see more of his madman posts
Hack Blastard i think you're a cool guy :P
you and your dad make me happy, best thread I've ever been in
>>29218120
OP you the man
Kenny was a friend .. A very trusted friend. Familia.. Like me, he was a computer weirdo. Unlike me, he was a BETA.. all the attributes, 35 going on 11... He was a genius. I live Kenny. He's my true buddy.
He had a crush on a girl. I hadn't met her, but I heard all about her. She was Russian. Real Russian. In America, and MOOCHING OFF HIM SO BADLY. Taking total advantage of his passiveness and politeness, is obvious sexual attraction to her, and his nice as fuck condo.
She was NOT fucking him. She didn't need to... He had made himself into the perfect Target with a red carpet attached... He was 'the NICE GUY'....
My wife (Jets mom) and I had gone to his condominium one night and I finally got to meet this girl. It was my birthday. I had turned 37 and Anji (jets mom) was 21.
SHE WAS SOOOOOO HOT !!!
OH MY GAWD SHE WAS AMAZING !!.. Her name was some kind of Russian version of 'Jessica' or something.. I really didn't pay any attention to her name. she was 20. Her shoulders were wide and strong. Her neck was long and muscular and her jaw was square and chiseled. Her face was perfectly structured... She had short pixie cut jet black hair. Her waist was thin and her legs are long. She looks like an actress in Terminator movie or something. She looked just like a female Terminator. I've always liked small tits, and so did Anji. But somehow, the Russian girls full chest was proportionately PERFECT for her frame.
As Kenny sat and watched, Anji and I started to fuck the shit out of her... As all his wasted efforts and hopes and unrealistic dreams shattered before him, Kenny literally sank into his chair...
He never said a word as I tore that Russian chick down to the ground. Anal, deep throat, everything. My wife acted as spotter. Rude, rude, rude...
We didn't ask her a god damn thing, and we wasted NO TIME. it was instantaneous.
Afterwards, Kenny treated me even nicer than before...
I still admire him a lot.
When I met hack's mom, I actually left her four times... High and dry... For no reason...
I would pull up into a gas station and give her money and tell her "go get a pack of cigarettes" and as soon as she disappeared into the store I would back the car up and simply drive away...
I would go home and eat and watch TV. one of the times I just fell asleep.
FOUR TIMES... and I'm talking about A LONG WAY FROM HOME.
sixteen years we lasted. Not bad.
She didn't complain. It made her gravitate to me MORE
go ahead... Be aloof... people NEED it.
SUMTHIN AINT RIGHT (official video) by JN.mp4: http://youtu.be/sQHH6DtblM4
They can find GROVELLING anywhere. Its not attractive. It doesn't close the deal.
Wow, reality really is stranger than fiction.
DOES 'EVIL' EXIST ?
NO. and YES.
I don't really care about that topic. I want to pet my cat, and smoke more pot with my new wife Wendy.
Be well...
I'll try to answer all queries in their due time....
>>29228200
i-is that jet's sister?
>>29228276
File name, bro. It's Hack's mom.
>>29228314
>http://youtu.be/sQHH6DtblM4
in the vid too? she looks 15
>>29228200
I just spent hours reading your posts, please keep posting on here forever, regardless of the hate you get, I guarantee there's a lot of people that appreciate you but they just don't post.
You're a hell of a lot cooler than your son, I don't see why you wanna talk to him.
pls post your skype or something
you are intriguing
>>29228261
>[email protected]
>superstar
>only has two followers on Twitter
You're a fucking lunatic with delusions of grandeur, get the fuck off my board you geriatric illiterate fuck.
>>29227728
I was the FIRST PERSON I ever saw 'clone' in the old, old mIRC BBS rooms.
We didn't call it cloning. It was used as the ultimate debasement of a 'trolling victim' ( we also had no cute label like 'trolling' back then )
The confusion was HILARIOUS.
Subsequently, have grown to change my name on a Non-Stop rotation, oftentimes the name Will specifically regard the comment I am about to make.
I never try to hide who I am.
Everybody instantly recognizes that it is me.. If they don't instantly realize who I am, it becomes a statement on their NOOBINESS....
The uninitiated always assume that I am 'hiding'... That doesn't happen as much in here because these people are actually intelligent compared to the idiots I troll everyday.
Whatever you do, create your own style.
Create your own recognizable Style. Nothing ever became great by making everything else.
Nobody ever accomplished anything worthwhile by giving up and blending into the background.
It's simple marketing. Branding. Like it or not, in this day and age you have to have a recognizable 'something' that makes you instantly recognizable and defines you uniquely, or you will simply be overlooked again and again and again
Of course you need some substance to back up your style, or you're just another Justin Bieber or Britney Spears
This rule of thumb applies to every aspect of your life. Personal professional social and sexual
(Trying does NOT equal 'selling out' or being illegitimate. It means you are playing an active role in the outcome of your audition in the production called 'life')
There will be plenty of time to embrace failure down the road... Jump at the chance while you are still young.
>>29228409
Johnny, I was somewhat "known" for having long hair (it was beautiful) and I shaved it off last night because long hair is fucking annoying. How do I sell it?
>>29228434
Please old men for money you fucking fag
>>29228321
He likes 'em young.
>>29218120
All hail the god of edges
>>29228486
I didn't mean "sell" literally you autistic cunt.
>>29228372
>>29228372
Lol @ twitter, Facebook or YouTube
( I don't even do Twitter or Facebook or Instagram or SnapChat, 4 reasons that you obviously don't understand regarding dalvik, a platform that the NSA created in its subsidiary known as Google)
YouTube ?... That's nothing more than my cloud storage for my experimental video projects that I create completely on Dalvik devices...
I don't draw for other people... I draw for ME. If somebody likes my artwork, that's just dandy... But that's not the reason I created it unless I was being paid to do a commercial job.
When I was a kid in Memphis, I was lucky enough to be chosen to be one of the first children in the CLUE project at Campus Elementary School ( a school built on the campus of memphis state university for the child psychology students , with every classroom having a two-way mirror wall, where child psych students would secretly monitor the progress of the elementary school students they were assigned to)
The original CLUE (Creative Learning in a Unique Environment) selected students based on their artistic or other such skills.
>>29228434
Hmmmm
Pubes ?
>>29228548
Who wants already been chewed....
They literally put us into our own Studio, with all of the tools necessary to create whatever we wanted to create. I was making stop frame animations, and they would have people to help build sets for our films. We were doing Prosthetics, special effects, matte superimposition, etc. We ate at a different part of the cafeteria and our food was actually better. as far as I can tell it was a social engineering experiment. These days it's nothing more than a gifted student program.
I taught myself how to do full blown 3D modeling and 16 million color hi res animation, rendering, the works...
I'm an old computer guy but I've been conducting an ongoing experiment with Dalvik. The same way that I HAVE TO draw or go insane, I am constantly working on little video projects for myself.
They are created for me. They are not created for other people, or at least to a very minimal degree. If I want to make a video for one person to see, that's exactly what I will do...
I couldn't care less about followers
Worrying about followers is the behavior of somebody who has not succeeded already. When Warner Brothers determined that I was gifted enough to be art director for ZZ Top, I was no longer interested in the approval or disapproval of the type of people who would worry about Such trivial matters as YouTube followers or Instagram followers... I don't need people to praise me because that's not relevant to me as much anymore, and I'm the one that I'm trying to entertain, not them...
It just so happens that I am very good at entertaining myself... Fortunately for me, here and there a few of my friends or perhaps complete strangers might be entertained or the exact opposite.
As a true artist, whether its approval or disapproval, some opinion is the essence of the viewers experience... The one thing you never want is indifference
>>29228699
Sorry, I meant sell in the metaphorical sense (how do I sell being bald), not literally sell the hair.
>>29228681
any more of these neander images?
I'm NOT a success... I'm a failure...
I'm a failure who managed to have so many amazing successes, impossible Dreams that came true by actually WILLING them to be...
Channeling....
I do not for one second claim to be a success...
To think that I am full of myself, that I'm here to 'brag' would be missing the whole point.
My particular set of circumstances were mine alone, and I realize the unlikely statistical probabilities.
Your particular set of circumstances are yours alone. I certainly hope you can find some lesson or insight from my experiences and apply them to your own set of circumstances, because I sincerely want all of you intelligent people to be content, and waste as little time as possible.
I have given some examples, but I have yet to get to the important parts : how I went against the rules and made my own rules to cut in line, or to have my proposal be the one that stood out in a pile of proposals. Some basic rules of thumb on how to actually close your deal, whatever your deal might be...
I will be giving these details as time goes by. In a nutshell I can tell you it's a good idea to completely erase everything that you thought you knew... Everything that you have been told is actually the opposite of how things actually work.
I am a complete piece of shit
I am a conglomeration of all of the categories you guys and girls talk about everyday, while simultaneously none of them at all.
This is the first elvis presley portrait I ever painted for a celebrity. I painted this specifically for Jerry Lee Lewis when I was 12 years old.
That night I was told several times by people in charge that I was not going to get to meet Jerry Lee Lewis, that there were rules and that was that.
It turns out they were not in charge at all... They were way down on the bottom of the totem pole, desperately trying to make sure nobody catapulted their way above them. Always shoot directly for the top of the totem pole. Jerry Lee Lewis loved the painting
>>29228729
god dude I fucking love all of your posts. can you be my father? I don't know what hacks problem is but you are the fucking best my dude. I am fairly new to your posts and I love them already, please keep going. I honestly don't see why you even care about hack at all he is kind of an asshole, but he is your son so I get it. Please keep posting this shit, I could read it for hours.
>>29228732
Bald is badass. Its pure. Its YOU, free of a temporarily fashionable decorative scrim.
Work it.
The most attractive attribute on anybody is SELF CONFIDENCE
I don't care if it's a buck tooth cross eyed girl, or an openly gay secure and comfortable with them self spina bifida flatulent Slim Whitman impersonator...
When the person enters the room who is truly self confident, everybody's head turns... They can tell the difference between the real thing and what they are trying to convince themselves
" flew in from Miami Beach boac. Didn't get to bed last night. All the way the paper bag was on my knee. Man, I had a dreadful flight"
>>29228799
Admittedly, the timing of my unfortunate 'father/son' fiasco has been distracting.
I'm going to turn NEANDER into an ongoing themememe. Video perhaps.
( I'm sorry if I didn't get to answer everyone's questions tonight. I missed a lot of them because I'm on an Android phone using speech to text, and tonight was my opportunity to stand up for myself in front of my son and try to explain who I really am and what I'm all about)
That phase is over now.
I will work more on actual back-and-forth interaction and not so much having to deal with the platform of the public soapbox my son has forced me to use simply to be able to communicate with him.
BTW, I'm not sure if you already posted it tonight or not but somehow I didn't see my graphic of Neander's mother yelling to him from her front porch.
I would love to have that one also. Thank you for the help
>>29228935
I'm not worthy of praise. I accept everything I'm not. I also understand Jet was put through A LOT
that was HIS LIFE... only HE has the Authority or discretion to determine his perspective, and regardless of how it affects me, it's not about me..
Its about HIM. Whatever it takes for him to be happy and healthy I have no choice but to live with.
Conversely, I was also a victim. I fucked up a lot in my life, but I was not the perpetrator... I was also a victim....
Unfortunately what we perceive as linear time doesn't work in my favor. His grandmother is about to die, and then I will be next in line...
I could certainly could use the stability and Foundation of having resolved this issue between he and I when his grandmother passes away... To have that important foundation eroded at that upcoming pivotal moment will certainly Ensure a much more detrimental experience for me.
I don't want him to be untrue to himself, I simply wish he was a bit more empathic. It appears as if the very energy that punished me so needlessly has now been adopted by him, and it seems as if the universe has once again seen me as it's 'Whipping Boy'...
Perhaps I'm acting out right now as some form of rebellion against this misperception by the universe.
I'll tell you THIS MUCH:
I'm amazingly proud of him.
Literally what the fuck is happening here.
Jets grandmother is not doing well... Its 6:44 a.m. eastern standard time and I'm about to get some head, then go to the hospital.
Everyone ?....
I like you knuckleheads....
You're well worth it. You are all pretty fucking cool in my book.
Be well... And if you can, tell those who you love exactly how you feel.
They deserve to know, whether they want to or not.
Seeya soon
>>29229315
thanks for the thread, laughs were had
>>29227838
Oh... And YOU ?....
you're funny... There's a lot of money to be made with an ability to develop sarcasm and humor like yours...
Write a concise portfolio of similar material, and research the CAA
>>29227927
Do you have an e-mail address?
I've been checking the thread. I haven't been able to sleep for a few days.
>>29227695
Dude... At LEAST tell your sister I said I'm sorry about everything. I think about HER more than I do about you.
I'm sorry for everything, including me acting out childishly perhaps just recently...
I'm a human....
Its what humans do...
(this is SO backwards)
I have nothing but love and faith in both of you...
Just tell her I said "I live you and have missed you SO dearly"
And dads sorry.... Its not what was supposed to happen... But adversity builds strength...
Dissociation isnt necessarily 'strength'
>>29227595
Not you... THEM...
lol I was wondering when you'd assume you were included
>>29227514
She was brunette, and I used my right hand...
>>29227465
Congratulations on the gynecomastia thing
>>29227472
I didn't choose this forum.
It was tossed at me.
I'm not here for you.
Feel free to browse threads
To me, you're just another SECURITY GUY at a backstage door, telling me that I can't go backstage.
Hank Williams Jr. Liked his Elvis painting so much, he walked us past the low level SECURITY GUY to take me on his tour bus, where he took off his cowboy hat and glasses, and showed me up close where and how they reconstructed his entire face after he fell 600 feet off a cliff and a jutting rock removed his entire Goddamn face....
Funny how guys like you shut the fuck up when you see me walking off the tour bus laughing with the actual intended focus of my interest....
Can't drink on the job?... Too bad I was going to offer you a beer from Craft Services backstage...
>>29227472
Just kidding....
Kinda
Trust me: this is NOT how I planned on communicating with my son.
I'd be more comfortable if it were just he and I.....
Of course, I see your viewpoint, and I concur... However, when an opportunity arises, grab it...
>>29227118
My advice:
time is bizarre. It holds many surprises. I'm confident that eventually necessity and sheer frustration will present you the opportunities to try the YANG.
my observations may or may not apply, but they've shown repeated uniform results for me...
Science
>>29228200
Just make up with Wendy like the beta cuck you are.
>>29226207
I have never claimed to be 'famous'.
I said I was ZZ TOPs Art Director.
When you see a coca cola ad, is the art director mentioned ?
Its okay that you don't understand the entertainment industry, because you have never worked in it.....
And never will
Vote ?....
I see no benefit in participating in the census style Collecting of you and your current theology location and other data
Unless you are one of the 538 people in the Electoral College, there's no need for you to participate at all...
Democrat vs Republican is a convenient tool to distract people from the agenda that is continuing to be played out, carefully orchestrated to appear happenstance
>>29225551
I Like you.
Good dude ....
Kudos
>>29218610
>sexually abusing their 6 year old son so badly he has a malformed skull/spine, will never walk and has a severe learning disability
How did sexual abuse cause that severe injuries?
Interesting that he's not in prison at this moment.
>>29218120
*abandons u on highway*
pshh, nothin personnel honey
*unsheathes katana*
this is where our fates diverge
*stabs u and kills u*
>>29218610
>tfw you only have one two bitches on your list
For now
Lol OP, thanks for this thread and this too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghvgXnY8B3A
This thread perfectly displays why trip faggot's are the cancer ruining all chan's. At least the ones here are miserable sacks of wasted life, so that helps the stupidity be less annoying.
Don't you or your son talk to us ever again.
>>29217851
Each model of human behaviour must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do?
>>29230366
holy kek
i'm dying
we really nee0dasda
>>29218610
I too watched all 8 season's of Showtime's hit drama, Dexter
>>29217851
>DOES 'EVIL' REALLY EXIST?
Yes.
evil = Judaism
Who's still here? Just woke up to a dream that I shot black Chad in the head
