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Femanons, what sorts of things make you feel pic related?
>>28168745
sxc anime babes
>>28168745
when a boy complains about video games and ACTUALLY knows what he's talking about - none of that bullshit "it's not fun" or "it's not challenging" buzzword fuckery
>>28168745
when i see a ripped and handsome black guy with a huge penis
>>28168745
When men pretend to be women on the internet
>>28168745
Muscles and money, or a big black cock
>>28168745
Usually another girl
gay twinky underage boys
small, flaccid or soft looking, white penises
Soooo cute<3 I just want to suck all the little cum out of them.
I-I'm not a pedo tho
>>28168745
thinking about chad mmmhmm
>>28168745
why dont you fuck of to cock/soc/?
>>28168745
Human dissection and violent drug-fueled orgies.
Confidence in the hobby hes chosen, like, i crushed on a guy who was really passionate about snooker, i dont give a fuck about snooker, but him being so into it and not giving a fuck about what people thought about his hobby turned me on
As a guy I feel the male version of that image whenever I see an image of female horniness.
>>28168839
Actual fembot.
>>28168832
>>28168822
Actual trolls.
>>28168918
Actual fembot. Would rape in an orgy.
comes up to talk to me first
>When girls on campus have their shirts so tight you can see right through and look at their cleavage and bra
>The girl in my class who can't stop applying lipgloss and sensually cramming pens in her mouth (she also didn't know what the bible was, any turns of phrase, or who the president was and I think she might be some weird kind of retard-savant so I feel a bit guilty for wanting to sexually destroy her)
>the feeling of my car seat after a day of it baking in the sun
>tubby guys with tits and hips
>>28168782
Be my gf pls, I can complain about video games as much as you want, bby.
When tyrone fucks my ass whilst my hubby browses everydayfeminism.com
>>28168782
>fun
>challenging
>"buzzwords"
What the hell are you talking about?
>>28169061
She's a woman, let it go.
>>28168782
Those are two shallow but reasonable criticisms of a game.
>>28168745
I started working in a retirement home about a year ago and I hardly ever feel PIC RELATED anymore because of the stuff I deal with at work grosses me out. I haven't been fully wet in a long time. I hardly ever masturbate and when I do, it's always a disappointment. I gave up on masturbation and sex until I can find new work.
What turned me on back then was instruction videos (legit tutorials on how to have sex and how to masturbate. A video you would show for sexual education purposes) , guys loosing their virginity to a porn star or a willing friend, or pure love .
>>28169086
I can agree but why use the word "buzzword"?
Rimming really gets me going. I'd love to have a boyfriend who would let me jerk him off while I have my tongue up his butt.
>>28169091
>guys loosing their virginity to a porn star or a willing friend, or pure love
It's vanilla as shit, but I enjoy this too.
Preferably the "childhood friend you were oblivious to their advances that they literally had to say 'FUCK ME' because you were so dense" kind of stories.
>>28168829
im a guy and that gets me off too
>>28169108
I don't know, I didn't say they were buzzwords.
When guys with dimples smile
>>28168745
It feels embarrassing to say. Maybe when you make a song request to a guy and he covers it.
>>28168745
nerdy girl/chubby smart male that can make me lol a bit
>>28168745
Why is it that a "heart" shows up when girls masturbate/get aroused, but guys are "creepy" when they talk about turn on and masturbation? (outside of this board)
Do women just stigmatize male masturbation so they can keep the value of their pussy high?
This is a legitimate question.
>>28168782
Well i'm complaining about shit vidya all day, you're welcome on my shit-smearing train.
>>28169124
Femanons really are the best girls.
>>28169175
Women are biologically hardwired (supposed to be, thanks Jews) to be attracted but attached to one male and mother his spawn and men know and want this.
Men don't want women that go around saying "Oh I wanna fuck that guy." so they put their lust thoughts into a box and repackage it as cute lovey dovey shit.
>>28169175
Yes.
Hhvdhiif gjd blocks
>>28168745
cute anime girls and pink nipples like mine
6'2+ guys (I'm an Amazon deal with it)
Guys in red checkered plaid
Guys who have a modified car (ideally an EVOX but I'm not that picky)
Guys with lots of Instagram followers(5k+)
Guys with beards (no neck beards though)
>>28169124I L L I N O I S ?
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>>28169313
Are they puffy?
>>28169231
>men don't want women that go around saying "oh I wanna fuck that guy"
Actually they do. It would make relationships a lot easier if the woman approached the man.
Source: I am a man
>>28168829
this is the best really
gets my girldick hard if you know what I mean
>>28169224
Is that a popular thing to be into? I don't even know where my kink for it came from. I guess because it kind of has a domination vibe to it.
>>28169326
No.
>>28169359
If you want that you're retarded, that has nothing to do with approachability.
6'2 muscular handsome underwear models who make six figures every year and own their own company and have a large circle of friends.
That's the minimum if you want to date me, i'm 6/10 single mother though but that's ok because my past doesn't matter.
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>>28169317
>Guys with lots of Instagram followers(5k+)
>I'm not that picky
>>28169382
It's filthy and means she likes the idea of being degraded and dominated.
In other words, top-tier girl.
>>28169413
I thought it meant I was kind of dominating the guy. Putting something in his butt, and femdom stuff usually involves handjobs anyway. I like it either way.
>>28169317
>red checkered plaid
>beards
>lots of insta followeers
>modded EVOX
so a hipster basically
>>28168782
My bother does this all the time. It annoys me, but you'd love him.
>>28169382
It probably has something to do with the fact that you're giving so much pleasure to the guy, and you get off on that.
>>28169384
Care to explain?
Are you a woman?
>>28169401
I am all of those things, I'll agree to a relationship as long as you take half my shit when you inevitably leave me out of boredom
>>28169432
Would you ever actually do it though?
>>28168745
Thoughts and feelings of getting pregnant/pregnancy.
>>28169326
>illinois
top cuck if you were a true illinoisian you would have said chicago
>on my computer watching Phoenix Wright on Crunchyroll
>hear someone knocking on my door so I pause the video
>ask "yeah?"
>no answer so open the door thinking that maybe it's my cat
>I barely open the door and someone kicks open the door
>some short masked guy grabs me by the arm and hurls onto a nearby table
>while I'm down he punches my the right side of my head
>when I try to get back up he kicks me in the rib cage and drags me by my arm to take me to my bed and hand cuff me
>he uses another pair of cuffs to keep my legs together
>he kneels down and says to me "Don't worry about me actually hurting you or killing you, Anonette. Some very important people need your saving."
>he gets back up and goes to my computer to go through my email, social media, files, and youtube channel
>he exits my room and comes back with some gas tanks
>he uses my phone to call 911 and let authorities know that he has broken into my home to assault me
>he then turns the valves on the gas tanks and tells the authorities to hurry up before I die of asphyxiation
>he kneels down by me one more time and grabs my breasts
>he lifts up my shirt and takes a picture and says to me "see you in 7 years, Anonette"
>he leaves and when authorities arrive it turns out there was nothing harmful in the gas tanks
>there was a note left on the gas tanks that read "told you I wouldn't kill you, Anonette"
>>28169384
I don't get it
all of my girlfriends have approached me first
I would have never known they liked me otherwise
I can't into reading signs of interest
My best friend gives me shit for it all the time and has had to specifically point out times when girls have been hitting on me and I've completely ignored it
>>28169459
hm i don't know, can i cheat on you during the relationship with 6 black guys because i "want to experience new things" and then have black triplets which you take care of?
I also expect your credit card whenever i go out with the girls during girls' night out, no questions asked. I also have herpes but again, my past doesn't matter!
I'm pretty much the ideal woman
>>28169466
For the right guy, yeah. It's not something I'd wanna do for someone I haven't been with for a while.
>>28169499
ofcourse darling, please allow me to pay child support for your wonderful children as well
I wish you'd come back to me though, I don't know if I'll ever find someone as good
>>28169485
Hot as fuggg
>>28169326
don't know what puffy means (basic english)
they're cute
normal
perfect
like pic
>>28169485
>>28169537
are you fuggin kiddings me?
>>28169443
No I'm not a woman, but they're insanely easy to read.
Women only like being whores and saying that kind of stuff to a guy they're attracted to. The only women who go around actively seeking out and saying how much they want to fuck that guy over there are exactly the type of girl you don't want.
It has nothing to do with being able to approach someone, a girl can approach you without being lewd as fuck. Men for the most part don't want that and women know this. As much as they get upset over being "slut shamed" it's not hard to notice the ones doing most of the slut shaming are in fact: other women.
>>28169502
You are marriage material. And rape material too.
>>28169485
>on my computer watching Phoenix Wright on Crunchyroll
Stopped reading there, shit b8
>>28169476
Idgaf
>>28169570
That sounds boring, I like big puffy nipples like pic related
>>28169595
>and rape material too
You're about ten years too late, someone beat you to it.
>>28169570
Are yours nicer than that?
>>28169613
There's always second chances
Yo fembots, my gf wants me to pretend to rape her, or like one of those fucked up scenarios.
We have a safeword and I'm supposed to just come home one day and fuck her shit up familia.
But I'm scared of hurting her, how far is too far for this type of thing? She told me to hit her, is this just a light spank or can I full swing uppercut her in the chin?
I know a lot of you are fucked up with a fetish like this so please explain how I should do this, i'm very insecure and not really into this.
>>28169536
You can pine away for me while I ride the cock carousel after we split up, you know how easy us girls get over a relationship. That's the benefit of being sexually liberated; no guilt in having 59 guys on the side! Long live Tinder! Loyalty is oppressive and misogynistic! You can't expect a strong woman to be faithful these days.
>>28168851
sup? !!!12121212212 ORIGJANALAL COMMENATORIALLALA
>>28169632
I think I'd rather just have consensual sex from here on out. I didn't especially enjoy it.
>>28168942
true
for me:
guys who blush easily
solid, soft guys- one time a guy put his arm around my shoulders and i put my arm around his waist and grabbed his opposite hip and it was soft and it brought joy to my little unloved heart
guys with gentle temperament.. i used to think "shy" but then i tried pursuing a shy guy and it just left me feeling so lost and confused and insecure when he couldn't make it clear if he was into me at all after i made the first move
guys who will lovingly manhandle and boss me around a little in intimate situations
serene dudes who let the world's shit roll off them like water off a duck's back
guys who can talk about art to me and let me talk about art back to them
>>28168877
want pics?
bf's fuzzy tummy/happy trail
>>28169613
>rape victim
>into crazy stuff
Not the first I've met.
Still feel bad about making a girl who has been abused do nasty shit though.
>>28169613
Thats pretty hot tbo
>>28168745
Moonman
Just Moonman
>>28169640
Just don't do it famalam. It'll fuck your shit up if you do it. Having boundaries is important in any relationship.
skelly shy guys who blush a lot
I would want to peg you and cuddle you after
>>28169433
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you're a fucking normie if you think a hipster uses Instagram wears plaid or has a beard REEEEEEE OFF MY BOARD!!!
>>28169673
MOONMAN IS BACK IN TOWN
>>28169685
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>>28169613
was it real rape, or """""""""""rape""""""""""""
>>28169676
Do girls think they want this kind of scenario and later regret it usually?
She seems to really want this, and if I don't do it I'm afraid one day she will go find someone else to do it for her, even if I am extremely uncomfortable with it...
>>28168884
I've actually dated a Chad. Sure the sex was good, but other than that all he ever did was go to the gym or bars
>>28169656
Women cannot into art though. Most guys have to "tone down" artistic knowledge/taste for girls.
Imagine how satisfying it would be to rape a girl you met on here.
>>28169670
There isn't a need to feel bad if she's into it, though.
>>28169731
He grabbed me in a parking lot, put a knife to my throat, cut my clothes off with it, and fucked me against my will. At one point while he was fucking me he started choking me and I honestly thought he wasn't going to let go until I died.
>>28169743
Fuck wrong pix here
>>28169735
Yeah I think it is the kind of thing they would regret.
If you could somehow pull it off without being awkward you should do it though.
Just please don't do it if you think it would fuck with your heard. I'm telling you man, any source of stress in a relationship will fuck shit up.
>>28169743
>mfw discover jpop at 25
>it's all I listen to for the past 5 years
>all the hipster /mu/ radiohead kanye bullshit before 25 doesn't sound good to me anymore
welp I guess this is my life now
>>28169747
Imagine how satisfying it would be if you weren't such a degenerate.
>>28169721
US
feels bad man
just wanna fuqq your qt butt desu
oregano oregano commentdesu
>>28169642
I understand, sorry for being a white male and stuff
>>28169608
my step sister have large aureolas likethat, even larger
but they're brown, it's strange
she also think mine are really cute
>>28169767
>He grabbed me in a parking lot, put a knife to my throat, cut my clothes off with it, and fucked me against my will. At one point while he was fucking me he started choking me and I honestly thought he wasn't going to let go until I died.
did you have an orgasm
>>28169782
I know you're a guy but I'm going to keep pretending otherwise.
>>28169747
I could never do that. I'm too much of a pussy to just do it to any random girl, even if she did come from this dump of a board.
>>28169124
So hot, but only if you'd let me do it to you too. Location?
>>28169795
ready anon?yeah but I didn't like it
>>28169620
yes i think
a bit more round
>>28169780
>Radiohead
>kanye
>neo-mu
>hipster
When guys cry, but they have to actually be upset about something and not faking.
Also blood but must be fresh not dried or congealed.
Never had a bf tho so it doesn't matter.
>>28169795
>did you have an orgasm
Yeah.
>>28169813
I'm in Ontario right now. Butt stuff is pretty hot. Just so forbidden.
>>28169789
>but they're brown, it's strange
That kinda ruins it for me, I love them pink
>she also think mine are really cute
I bet they are, just like the oddity that is puffy nipples with large areolas.
>>28169816
>ready anon?
>yeah but I didn't like it
lol what a slut
Tfw can't relate to this because no gf
>>28169845I'm not actually the femanon, I'm just repeating something an ex girlfriend of mine told me
>>28169795
Sounds like nigger rape, was it a nigger?
>>28169767
>There isn't a need to feel bad if she's into it, though.
You're into some pretty messed up stuff though.
>>28169816
Please don't pretend to be me. It's rude.
>nice hands and arms
>guys who chill. know what i mean? most guys are so easily aggravated and have their pride hurt and they're always fueled with so much testosterone and im just a bit tired of it, i find it pathetic. when a dude has control of his emotions and doesnt go into a ragefit if someone makes fun of him, thats very nice to see.
>>28169864
lol ur ex a slut
>>28169829
Please cut me and make me cry.
>>28169840
disgusting slut kill yourself
>>28169869
see
>>28169864
but why would I care about whether or not I'm being rude here of all places
>>28169866
It's not all that fucked up. It's something you clean up before doing, so it's just putting your tongue in a guy's hole to make him feel good.
>>28169820
Could you post a picture of them?
>>28168745
Only one guy can do that for me and he doesn't like me back.
Pls help/why live/tfw
>>28169875
yep, I hope she's suffering right now
>>28169773
Yeah I just can't picture how it would go down without being awkward.
>come home from work casually
>she opens the front door
>backhand her across the face
>tie her wrists up
>body shove her to the bedroom
>"y-you gon' get raped, a-anonette"
>belt her ass a few times
>stick my dick in, cum in 1 minute as per usual
>punch her in the arm charlie horse a few times
>untie her
>ask her if she wants chinese for dinner or something
Like how do couples pull this off I just don't understand. Why would she even fantasize about me doing this to her.
>>28169887
no
original negative
>>28169909
no words
no belt
no punching
no need to tie up if you can hold her down
>>28169743
why do i even bother with this board
>>28169883
Sounds fun. But girls who aren't into rape fantasies are kind of boring.
>>28169877
You'd let me cut you? Where? Would you let me lick it? I'd prefer not to be the direct cause of your crying. Would be awesome if you were inconsolable over a past gf or no gf and confided in me.
>>28168745
Necrophilia,Femboys (i love to dom them at a ridiculous point), guy on guy
>inb4 guy on guy is stacy tier
>>28169943
I'm not into rape fantasies. I don't know if I gave the impression I am.
>>28169943
>Sounds fun. But girls who aren't into rape fantasies are kind of boring.
I'm only into rape fantasies if the guy is the one being raped. Does that count?
>>28169967
Damn. Are you submissive at all?
>>28169944
Not him but I would desuas long as you're a qt and not fat
>>28169996
Probably. I haven't had a consensual partner to find out. I think I would be, though.
>>28168745
another thing that turns me on is just laying on the bed and spreading my legs wide like when just took a bath in a towel or wearing pajamas
i don't even think about sex just the sensation
>>28169908
>yep, I hope she's suffering right now
>mfw iktf
>>28169993
No. That's disturbing. And painful.
>>28169993
That's kinda hot. Raped how?
Give me your scenario of a guy getting raped.
>>28170017
>I haven't had a consensual partner
How old are you?
>>28169780
>hipster /mu/ radiohead kanye
>he unironically liked it
>>28170039
I'm 26 years old. I wasn't dating or anything when it happened, and I cut myself off from everyone else when it happened.
>>28169933
Umm >>28169768 women cannot independently persue art the ones that do are usually social outcasts btw
>>28170024
mommy abuse scenarios are the best but a qt twink getting involuntarily pegged by a musclewoman is also nice.
>>28170057
>>28169824
Those were very dark days, now I've seen the light of jpop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XFdFhkTuo
>>28169944
>Would be awesome if you were inconsolable over a past gf or no gf and confided in me.
I don't believe you, but if that's true, I have great news for you. Also, yes I would.
>anime convention in town
>boyfriend is asking if his online cosplay friend can stay at the house for the weekend while she attends a nearby convention
>tell boyfriend 'no' because I don't want him to be home alone with a cosplay slut
>boyfriend tells me I'm being insecure
am I in the wrong?
I work the day time and boyfriend works at the nightime. There's going to be a huge time frame where he's going to be home with a girl while I'm not t here.
>>28170021
>putin creepy
he looks sick and tired of the worlds shit, 10/10 leader
>>28170075
I like you, too bad I ain't no twink.
>>28170100
Is she prettier than you?
tbo
>>28170100
Memes aside, I wouldn't trust a girl who cosplays with my boyfriend if I was a girl.
Cosplayers are known for their sluttyness.
>>28170100
why don't you trust your boyfriend
>>28170023
thats hypocritictal my man
Just dropping this off.
If you're a /soc/ slut or from Reddit pls don't apply
>>28170182
Dicks are meant to go in pussies. I wouldn't hurt her during a rape fantasy, just make her sore at most.
>>28170208
Boys have pussies too, Anon. And some girls like raping them.
>>28170059
Actually I don't blame you.
Although I'd love to take advantage of you and do nasty as fuck things for you and make you eat my ass.
It just wouldn't be right.
I post in every fembot thread because I hate other fembots. I pretend to be a boy so I can talk shit from an elevated perspective and not seem like I am trying to get attention or using my gender to my advantage. I am so good at this that you can't even tell if I am being serious or not right now.
>>28170244
So be my girlfriend then you bitch
I'll correct you when you're wrong all of the time
>>28170153
Yes. She's bustier than me. She knows how to use make up well.
>>28170180
She's going to be in our home dressing in some slutty Fire Emblem cosplay and is probably going to ask my boyfriend to help her get dressed. It's that I don't trust my boyfriend. I just don't want some girl finding an excuse to be seen half-naked by my boyfriend.
>>28170302
your boyfriend has probably seen thousands of girls half naked idiot
what is porn
what is instagram
what is any social media
girls are constantly half naked
it ain't shit
you're being insecure
>>28168839
me too fembot
>>28170302
>Fire Emblem cosplay
"Not like the other femanons" femanon right there.
Tell your boyfriend to bail. Take it from a male anon who has fucked this kind of femanon. They are garbage-tier women.
>will never meet a qt on r9k
>keep trying to find a qt on r9k anyways
why do I do this?
>>28170100
They are probably already fucking or are seriously considering it.
>>28170302
>cosplay girl
>larger boobs
>prettier
You're fucked, good luck losing your bf
He might not actually fuck her but he sure is gonna want to, and is probably fantasizing about it
Isn't hat cheting enough/?
>>28170391
Because normies are gross and not appealing at all. All you can do is keep hoping for a hopeless /r9k/ romance.
>>28170391
Because you know femanons are usually top tier girls. Every time I go on /r9k/ and chat with femanons it seriously makes me consider leaving my real life girlfriend to pursue them.
They're leagues above any real life woman I've dated.
I sound like a total white knight but it's true. I wind up staring at my girlfriend with nothing to say but the conversations with femanons are almost always great.
>>28170442
That's because they are all guys.
>>28170428
Not that anon but
>tfw you're a Chad but lie and say you aren't to seal in that contact info
>5 minutes into Skype video call "YOU ARENT A ROBOT---Call Ended
It's happened three times.
I just want an introverted gf
>>28170428
>>28170442
You're both right, I just want a girl that is "authentic", you know what I mean?
>>28170463
kill yourself as soon as you can
>>28170442
>Every time I go on /r9k/ and chat with femanons it seriously makes me consider leaving my real life girlfriend to pursue them.
Are you me?
It fucking kills me inside but I still do it.
>I sound like a total white knight but it's true.
Same.
>>28170100
Yes say no but you've fucked up by being jealous about it you've just increased her attractiveness by about 50%. Guys get off on taboo and cheat with girls that seem off limits so you need to portray not being insecure about it if you want to be a successful normie. Also, she sounds like a slut. If she can afford cosplay she can afford a motel. What's your boyfriend even doing orbiting her. I've been cheated on before and this rings bells...
I'm a trap though so not sure if I count
>>28170459
Even still.
Just that faint glimmer of hope that there are actually cool women out there is enough.
I mean that one chick would jerk you off while her tongue is jammed up your asshole while I can't even get my girlfriend to blow me even for a couple seconds.
>>28168782
oh yeah sure man, i totally believe you
hey guys, is this comment original enough for you, i would hate to disappoint everyone by not complying with this retarded censorship system :)
>>28170100
Tell him plainly that it's not happening. If he loves you, he will be flattered by your jealousy and possessiveness. If he doesn't, and takes offense, you can be sure that he wants her more than you, and doesn't care what you think of that.
>>28170442
>They're leagues above any real life woman I've dated.
They are also mentall ill usually very manipulative and will cheat at the drop of a hat
>>28170505
>I mean that one chick would jerk you off while her tongue is jammed up your asshole
I'm the guy who replied to you above and this is my main problem bro.
Femanons are just so much more sexually depraved than the sort of girls I date now in real life.
You grow addicted to them. Everything about them. Their fucked up sexuality, their mountains of baggage...
>>28170491
It's fucming crazy dude.
Every word out of my girlfriend mouth is some sort of criticism or veiled threat but femanons seem to enjoy the things my girlfriend vehemently tries to change.
So if you're an insecure femanon just realize that you're so much better than normie girls it's not even funny.
>>28170483
Warhammer sucks m8
Not my fault I want a shy nervous insecure gf cause they're cute af
I've been here longer than you most likely yea fag
>>28170285
Sorry anon, I don't date RUDE people
>>28170563
Are you also older?
I'm in my late 20s.
Fucked femanons in my early 20s. Retreated to normal girls after that.
>>28170543
Like most normie women. At least femanons are fun to be around
>>28170569
>warhammer sucks
Now you've done it I will find you and gas you, mark my words, normalfag.
>>28170100
>asking permission from a woman
Why are you with his beta ass?
>>28170579
Nah I'm only 21. Maybe I'll stop pining over femanons later in life but I'm gonna lock one down if I can.
>>28170588
>Like most normie women
not really, femanons are worse, imagine the bad sides of normal women squared
>>28170575
B-But if I didn't call you a bitch it wouldn't have caught your attention. That's how the game works
>>28170598
I'm jk m8 I've never played warhammer
>>28170612
They're more issue-laden. They suffer from things like abuse in childhood, rape (like fembot above) and so on.
But in some ways that makes them more appealing.
I wish femanons would realize how great are and stop being so insecure. There is only one thing you have to do to be a great person:
>be interesting, aka: not a normie
that's literally it
>>28168967
I hate this shit so much.
>>28170612
In my experience all women are fucked up and awfu.
All I'm saying is that femanons are actually fun to be around and talk to. That's more that can be said for the normie girls I know.
>>28170636
But the reason I want an insecure fembot is because it's fun trying to break them out of their shell and when you eventually learn stuff about them personally it feels like an achievement because they don't open up like others.
Being a 'Chad' sucks when you don't like the typical girl
>>28170720
I'm not even a Chad. I'm a fat nerd, but femanons usually don't give a shit as long as we're entertaining each other.
That's another reason they're so great. I feel like I'm speaking with a real human and not some wet hole who gained the ability to speak.
>>28169485
Is phoenix wright good?
>an Amazonian girl will never date me and act like a cunt saying how she's the only one that will ever like me
>she will never threaten that she could find a better man but prefers easy guys like me
>she will never sit on my face and force me to do humiliatingly sexual things to her
>she will never degrate me to low tier scum and make fun of me any time she gets a chance to put me down or put shame on me
>a girl like this will never appear in my life
Why bother living?
I don't know really. I have never felt tingly or anything down there, I have never masturbated either.
Is that weird?
>tfw no fembots have a pee fetish
>>28170762
Eventually yes anon you are right, but I feel there could still be a little bit of a struggle to it regardless.
In my experience fembots are down to earth and not entitled bitches, they feel they should add to the conversation instead of letting the guy lead it constantly to which is nice.>>28170791
>>28170800
Not really, Some people just never bothered trying it.
>>28168745
My internet friend/crush. Too bad he has a girlfriend he loves, and does not care about me that much.
He's a huge turn-on, and his voice always makes me melt and kinda wet.
>>28170884
Why is he s turn on
>>28170762
>>28170863
I accidentally sent you the wrong reply for the first half. That was for someone e else
>>28170800
>I have never masturbated either.
As a guy, that seems blasphemous to me. Then again I've never been a girl so maybe it's just not a big deal to ya'll.
>>28170800
I hate people like you so much I wish you didn't exist
how the fuck can you be so brainwashed that you miss out on such good shit
>>28170229
Get a load of this little bitty pussy. Women who enjoy anal are diamond needles in hey stacks.
>think about befriending a femanon online and after months of sexual tension we meet up and have all kinds of filthy depraved sex
Well I haven't been this hard in a while.
>>28169475
>Rape & ass-related fantasies get tons and tons of replies
>Preg/breeding fetish gets no attention
I feel you, fampai. But..well, look where this discussion is happening. Those results do not surprise me in the least.
>>28170948
That is... pretty much how it works dude. Not even trying to bullshit you.
Femanons are horny little sluts.
>>28170948
I want this so badly
pls cruel fate, stop punishing me already
>>28170896
He's funny and cynical, he's witty. He's reasonnable. He's really handsome too, I love his eyes and hair. Again, his voice is amazing. We rarely voice-talk, I wish we would more often, just so I could listen to him.
Even imagining holding hands with him, turns me on at this point. (It's pretty pathetic)
>>28168745
>bugs and parasites
>brain surgery
>invasive mind control
>needles through the temples
>milking
>anything written by tabico
>my favourite characters from things fucking
Thanks for making me undateable, 4chan.
>>28170948
if any femanons are interested in this, pls respond to this post
>>28171015
I'd date you and do all kind of shit to safely recreate your fantasies.
>>28171008
Maybe you should record his voice while voice talking.
>>28171008
>tfw you will never be That Internet Friend
>>28170982
>>28170994
I'm completely bored with normie girls. I've had girls stand in front of me naked and ready to go and I've had a really hard time getting it up. But thinking about a femanon im fucking diamonds.
>>28171015
Like this shit.
You know how badly I want to do mind control RP with you while you put cockroaches on my balls? I'd marry you tomorrow. Seriously.
Normies just aren't enough.
i'm not even kidding...but guys with bellies and moobs. not bears tho, like cute chubby.
Fembots, I have a thin dick, is there any hope for me?
>>28171079
Hey what up girl
>>28171015
I do erp similar to this all the time, wanna tox?
>>28171093
Either find a girl who likes anal, or start becoming attracted to traps.
>>28171079
if you are serious then post some contact info
>>28171008
Sounds like me
>>28171015
Wut
>>28171093
Unfortunately no. Long dicks are bs, nobody likes a dick more than 6.5 inches, and 5.5-6 is ideal. However, everyone wants a thick dick. If your dick is thin you might actually not be able to please women well. Try fucking them in the pooper maybe.
>>28171093
Sounds like you're tailor made for anal.
A good skill to pair with that is the reach-around clit fiddle.
>225 posts
Why is this allowed?
Any femanons into being throatfucked until they throw up ITT?
>>28171145
my dick is 6.5x4.5
should I kill myself?
it might be an ideal dick for anal but I'm not really that into the idea of it. I would do it, but there's no way I could exclusively fuck a girl in the ass.
>>28168782
Very few great games are made these days. As with most things, once the normies started invading in droves, the overall quality began declining.
Would you like to hear more? I am a very angry and cynical person when it comes to this topic.
>>28170800
>I have never felt tingly or anything down there, I have never masturbated either.
>Is that weird?
I fucking envy you.
Guy anon here, I will never know how being horny works for women, but I despise being horny 24/7. Jerking off multiple times a day, still getting horny after only 5-6 times jerking off in a short period of time, worse part is howbobvious it is since it's hard to hide pitching a tent aside from the waistband trick people always talk about.
Just the feeling alone is fucking obnoxious, getting hot and bothered even in the most inappropriate times.
I've jerked off in so many places, I'm surprised no one has caught me doing it in public, yet.
>>28171151
I used to play bass for Reacharound Clitfiddle in high school. Best black metal/bluegrass band ever.
how did you lose your virginity?
>get first boyfriend at the age of 21
>parents are really cool with him
>parents pay for our dates
>within 2 months of the relationship, mom goes into my room and asks if I'm having sex with him yet
>tell her 'no'
>she asks 'why not?"
>tell her I don't think I'm ready and it's not like we have privacy anyways
>mom says she understands and leaves me
>boyfriend visits me on weekend like usual
>mom tells us that her and dad are going to be out for awhile
>mom then leans toward me and tells me she left some condoms and lube in my night stand drawer if I want to have sex
>parents then leave
>tell boyfriend that mom wants him to take my virginity
>boyfriend and I start getting undressed in my room
>we start kissing until he's fully hard
>he has trouble putting on condom
>have to call mom and tell him that boyfriend doesn't know how to put on a condom
>mom wants to talk to him on speaker
>she asks him if he's fully erect , asks him if he's circumcised, then goes into detailed instructions on how to put on a condom
>>28171187
wow that really is a great dick for anal. For anal longer is better. I think you should go for traps.
You also have a great cahnce with idiot women that believe in "purity" and "virginity" and think that their pussy is "too tight"
>>28171235
no joke, I would love just to be at least 5 inches around, then it wouldn't seem thin
>>28171040
Most of my fantasies aren't the type you can just RP out of your system.
>>28171078
4chan has literally turned me into someone who wants to be webbed up and fucked into oblivion by a giant spider. I hate it here and I still keep coming back, Jesus.
>>28171218
AHAHAHA YOUR MOM HAD TO TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND HOW TO HAVE SEX DAMN
>>28171257
You just have weird paraphilias.
If you're not into being spat on and made to cry during sex then I'm not interested.
>>28171062
Yeah, I always forget to do that. Might be somewhat creepy, but I already have a file with pictures/logs etc
>>28171071
Sucks, I really hope you find that someone, preferably irl.
>>28171093
I'd like to say yes, but I am just one person, you might only meet girls that would mind. Hope you meet someone who doesn't care!
>>28171144
How so? You're also in an one way relationship?
>>28171257
>webbed up and fucked into oblivion by a giant spider
God you're great.
>>28171218
I'm sorry, I just have to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU32OKdsTqU&ab_channel=dabat
>>28171218
pretty hot should've told your mum to stay at home to put the condom on his dicklmao
>>28171119
Nah but thanks for the offer. I'm not into RP, I just write a fuckton of really weird distressing porn and pray to god my family never finds it.
>>28171311
Can you post some of it? I'm in love with you. Weird girls are so hot.
>>28171257
Too bad, then, that you'll never struggle in vain against viscous yet steely bindings while a fiendish ovipositor looms large in your vision for a moment, as though taunting you. The gleam off the chitinous shell of the horror above you shifting slightly in your peripheral as it skitters down closer toward your feet, and uses its pedipalps to hold open a slit in the webbing...
>>28171257
>Most of my fantasies aren't the type you can just RP out of your system.
You'd be surprised what sensory deprivation, the right drugs, and guided suggestion can make a person think they're experiencing.
>>28171278
Noooo I just have that voice I'm told. I always get drunk and become a dick supposedly and ruin everything but I've had girls masterbate on the phone with me cause they sluts who only want me for my voice/car
fembots, how stinky are your butts?
>>28171337
this desu
>>28171311
I really want to see what you write, I would probably be a huge fan of your workI write also, just not smut. Maybe you could teach me a few things?
>>28171311
Melissa?
Og comment NM
>>28171140
serious as hell but theres no way that's happening lol
just know there are girls out there who love ur soft flab <3
>>28171257
Don't be such a hipster, they even make ovipositor dildos http://www.vice.com/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself
>>28171350
Reeee stop flaunting your erp skills I'm not as good as you and it makes me jealous
>>28171395
Post your stinky asshole
>>28171395
fine, i'll post mine. you want an email or what?
>>28169433
>uneducated white trash
>hipster
Pick one
>>28171298
This happens more commonly than people think. Especially with non-white families where the girl is very close to her family.
Some of my female friends lose their virginity where their entire family was home and went to tell their siblings about it right after sex.
damn the thirstbots are going hard tonight in this thread
>>28171278
>Sucks, I really hope you find that someone.
I won't, but thanks anyway. When it comes to relationships, I take the same policy Groucho Marx did on clubs: I'd never date a girl with such awful standards that she'd be willing to date me. It's a huge red flag.
>>28171276
Nope, spit is disgusting and I don't cry.
The idea of being filled to the fucking brim with maggots is fine, but spit...vulgar.
>>28171281
Nice of you to say. I think my deal might be I like being utterly, completely (possibly medically) helpless but have to be forced into it because I'm used to being in charge. I hope it's just that, either way if I ever marry I'm gonna have to sit my future spouse down one day and have a really weird conversation about fetishes where he awkwardly admits to some vanilla bullshit like spanking and I have to own up to the lobotomy kink.
>>28171445
i will LITERALLY rape you for using nigger terms on this board
>>28171467
>i will LITERALLY rape you for using nigger terms on this board
thats what i want
>>28171466
You're the typical fucked up crazy fembot lunatic I always fall in love with.
Why are you so perfect.
>>28169840
Ontario here
TORONTO
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>>28171421
That took me less than two minutes. You should see what I can do with two hours.
Any fembots have tattoos/piercings?
any femanons in florida on here?
>>28171531
Fuck this is both really hot but also a huge red flag. My penis says go for it but my brain says run.
>>28171558
it's a big red flag anon. Nobody actualy likes zelda. It's like star wars, only popular due to advertising.
>>28171531
>tattoos
I'm probably just shallow tmbut this has always been a turn off for me. I will never understand what people find cool abut tattoos.
>piercings
This to a lesser degree, don't mind piercings and they can sometimes look cute on some girls, but not if they over do it or get something obnoxiously large or silly, or have too many on their face.
>>28171558
Take comfort in the fact you're not the only one who thinks that way.
>>28171218
No, this isn't real, those last 3 lines have to be fake.
>>28171531
My thoughts on the subject are as follows: aesthetically, I don't like looking at them in porn but would probably have a different view in RL, both literally and metaphorically. However, tattoos can be less a red flag and more a red giant, so one must be cautious.
>>28171558
full body or no tattoo at all at least for me.
>>28171350
Then I could enjoy staring in helpless wonder up at all those glittering black eyes, I wouldn't even do more than rock up on my toes when her ovipositor slid into me like it belonged there.
One day I'll have a spider queen of my very own to worship.
>>28171408
It's not particularly the eggs, though I do like those. It's submitting to the inescapable will of something that can dominate you like you're the insect.
>>28171636
what kind of families do you think fembots have?
what kind of guys do you think fembots date?
it's crazies with crazy family dating crazies with crazy family
>>28171488
I don't think crazy fembot lunatics are actually that rare judging by this thread.
>>28168851
gf would totally say this but gf is asleep in the next room.
gf, you asleep, yes?
>>28171576
I can tell you both how to beat Turtle Rock and what make & model of laser cannons came on the old T-65 X-Wings. Fuckin' fite me.
When I see his checking account balance :3
>>28171768
Does it turn you on that I don't even have a checking account?
>>28169570
WHO IS THIS ANGEL
ORIGINAL COMMANDANT OF THE THIRD REICH POWER TOOLS
>>28171801
wow, you don't really know her? what kind of newfag you are?
Good taste in doujins.
>>28169485
>cat knocking on the door
>cat
>knocking on door
And everyone knows fembots hate kittens
>implying 80yo german tools are going to be any good
Now what you'll want to check out are the new Black & Deckers...
>>28171822
Define good tastes
>>28171801
Ashe Maree
https://ixnay-on-the-oddk.tumblr.com/
>>28171680
You're ten a penny in this thread, but it's one created specifically for you on a place you're over represented.
>>28169780
Kanye is god so please kill yourself weeaboo faggot
>>28170100
Is her name Lauren?
Tbo yo
>>28171896
>Kanye is god
That's not how you spell Lemmy.
>>28170636
Doj, didn't you get banned?
Faggot
>>28171860
Mindbreak, shota, loli, siscon, inanimate object transformation. Toptier shit like that.
>>28171941
Yes. Her name is Lauren.
>>28170884
>>28171008
Fucking whore.
He's taken
>WAHHHHH CHAD PLS LOVE ME
>>28171976
I fucking love you
I'd love to get comfy with you reading doujins
>>28171186
Skype: nicewords
Hmu
I have a fetish for dragons so they make me squirm every time honestly.
I wish I could breed with a dragon. Just thinking about a dragon's huge firey dick tearing my insides apart...oh my...
>>28172009
Erm, you're a guy Simon.
I'm kind of looking for a fembot.
>>28171979
Lmao. I might know her. Is she blonde and from Canada?
>>28172063
Yes. The Lauren is a blonde and from Canada.
>>28172031
Bad Dragon must fucking loooove people like you.Not enough to give 'em free shit, though.
>>28171976
Beautiful.
I hope this is original.
>>28172084
LOL
I know exactly who that is.
I used to fuck her.
Gg, you lost your boyfriend, femanon.
>>28172046
>I'm kind of looking for a fembot
Well FUCK YOU, YOU SEXIST SHITLORD
>>28171976
>No Shintarou Kago.
Please don't disappoint.
>>28171989
Funny enough, I met him thanks to /r9k/. He's definitely not a Chad, in the sense that he isn't a normie, but clearly he's not a beta. Kind of in between. He hates normies and is somewhat shutin, except for work.
I know he's taken, that's why I try to keep my distances, but it's hard not to have him in my life. I know I'm being a whore, and I hate it but I can't help it. I even tried dating to move on, but I never went through with it.
>>28171891
Too many damn women cluttering up our board.
How can we get back to whining about the lack of women who like us when we're so busy trying to get all these women to go away?!
>>28172084
I am a fembot, but ok.
Guess not
Look me up in the archive
>>28172031
That's kind of gross. Do dragons even have dicks?
>>28172129
He's a Chad.
Shut the fuck up and stop replying to me
>>28172145
They're molded from animal dicks.
>>28172005
You probs don't wanna do that. I'm a gross as fuck manly tranny. Thanks for looking my taste tho senpai
>>28172091
It's good shit.
>>28172123
You got goddtaste too. I can get down with some rad guro
>>28172141
Whoops, meant to reply to this tbo >>28172046
>>28172097
gosh darnit :C
Well it's not I said 'yes' to her visiting.
Do I have the right to be mad if she shows up after I wasn't okay with it? Boyfriend said she can sleep in the living room.
>>28172185
I searched for it ("Nicewords") on Skype. One Simon Bailey appears. One Myspace contact. One dude from Egypt...
>>28172174
>I'm a gross as fuck manly tranny
And I'm a chubby manlet neckbeard
Like I care
>>28172200
Trust me, DO NOT LET HER.
And don't tell your boyfriend that an anon told you about her, I don't need this shit coming back to burn me.
I've ejaculated into all of her holes multiple times, and she's fucked dozens of guys.
She befriends robots with nudes and then used them for money, food, and accommodation.
She will destroy your relationship
>>28171218
>16
>bf of 6 months, very good friend of 2 years
>kind of keeping it a secret
>my parents gone
>have a get together with my friends, including bf
>alcohol of course
>we're all pretty nipsy, other friends leave
>we had fooled around before, done hj and fingering and stuff but never had privacy or condoms, also i wanted to wait a bit
>had both privacy and condors now
>popped up the wine bottle we had been saving for this moment
>lit a couple of candles, all romantic and shit
>made out and were real handsy until the clothes came off
>he fubmled a bit with the condor but managed to put it on
>awkward thrusting for 2 minutes
>cuddled, fell asleep
not very exciting desu, but im happy it went well
Lmao @ all the roasties ITT that lost their virginities to emo fuccbois.
>>28168745
What's with you fags and pretending to be girls on /r9k/?
getting my neck kissed and bitten by a qt girl, and having someone be totally sexually into me and all over me and throwing me around like im just a sex object
eee
>>28170100
Yeah, nah, he wants to smash her.
>>28172309
Because the game of pretend is fun
>tfw you've transcended your thirst phase and now have a beautiful 2D waifu that satiates your carnal desires
>>28172334
The first night I talked to her, she sent this to me.
She also fucked eggman.
Fembots, do you prefer cut dicks or uncut dicks?
>>28172327
pls stop being a lesbian so that I can have a gf
>>28172294
>tfw emo/screamo didn't even start becoming a thing until your junior year in collegetfw you spent most of that year whacked out of your gourd on pot, ecstasy, mushrooms, and ayahuasca
>>28172417
Uncut.
Feels better. Makes the head look shiner . Gives something to play with during a blowjob.
Throatfuck-and-puke fembots are god-tier.
>>28172428
Please don't ever reply to me again.
I don't need to hear tales of your drug fueled degeneracy.
Just fuck off and die
>>28172461
why will I never have a perfect gf like you?
why do you taunt me with your existence?
>>28172417
Cut
Uncut is the equivalent of a roastie
>>28172265
>fubmled a bit with the condor
>a bit with the condor>
>with the condor
>the condor
>condor
>>28172512
Please have sex with me and my until penis
>>28172512
angry cutfag detected
>>28172544
*mutilated
I'm tbo desu /r9k/
>>28172475
Too bad, I'm here forever.And the drugs thing was more of an aside, because the only old-man reaction image was Old Man motherfucking Henderson. Not that you give a shit.
I want a fembot gf with a fat stinky ass
shit thread, go to soc please
>>28172589
I want a femlet GF. Short as I can get pretty much.
>>28172648
I'm a manlet and it seems like I have better luck with average height girls than short girls
>>28172648
Why are manlets so insecure? I wish my gf was a little taller, I like her and all but she is 5'6 and I am 6'5 and it's weird sometimes.
>>28172031
Ha you sound a lot like my girlfriend. She loves when we roleplay forced sex with me as a dragon or a werewolf. I think it's pretty damn hot too, since she lets me be as rough and violent as I want with her
>having sex with boyfriend for the first time
>boyfriend is struggling to put on a condom
>put a condom on his penis for him
>he calls me a 'slut'
>>28172696
This is the most autistic sex that one can have.
Let me guess, you're a britbong with long hair?
>>28172682
>implying it's an insecurity thing
Senpai I just want to wrap my arms and a big ole blanket around her/us. Last girl I dated was 5'8 desu.
>>28172699
Lel reminds me of my last gf
>refuse to let her kiss me for months
>she's OK with it at first, but eventually gets mad
>finally say OK
>she tries to kiss me
>slap her and call her a 3D white
>kick her out of my house
>block her on everything
Teach you sluts what's up
>>28172530
im just memeing i know that its not called a condor
>>28172699
kek why would he do that
>>28172265
>condors
>d-did you bring the rubbers anon?
>yes bb just a moment please
>reach into pants pocket
>suddenly wings flapping window shatters
>huge bird crashes into the room
>SSSQWWWAAAAUUUK
>>28172699
Tbh if I didn't know how to handle my own dick and a girl does ID assume the same.
>>28172805
He was joking. But he called me a slut because how quickly and easier I put a condom on him. He was assuming I had sex many times to be able to do that.
>>28172828
>bird fucks your gf while you watch like a little cuckboi in the corner
>>28168745
when another girl is on the bottom.
>>28172858
His assumptions were correct, stupid whore
>>28172870
would you? im sure most femanons here would more than settle for condor dick
>>28168782
then I guess I might not be your man. I usually do my research to complain about games i don't play.
>>28172926
That is the lewdest donger I have ever seen. It even produces its own lube!
>>28172926
>filename
Fembots fuck dogs and niggers, ofc they'll fuck a condor
>>28172717
>This is the most autistic sex that one can have
Though I am loath to even think about it, MLP roleplay is almost assuredly a thing by the law of averages alone.
>You will never meet a femanon who is into being beaten the shit out of during sex
What do?
Do girls think playing video games for 9 hours is lewd?
>>28168942
you just made me realize i literally have no hobbies. fuck
>>28173012
Wanna share an escort some day, vyro?
>>28173012
Man, nothing has been able to hold my attention since Witcher 3 for that long.
The older I get, the more real world settings in games bore me.
>>28168942
Fuck's a snooker?
Men doing yoga on green tables while hitting balls with a stick
>>28173180
was meant for this fella >>28173151
>>28169317
How tall are you?
And how much can you bench?
>>28173180
Wow, that's gay. I mean, I'm gay and I wouldn't be caught doing that because of how fucking gay it is.
>>28170954
I have a breeding fetish and I am currently kind of living it out.
I have my girlfriend who is on BC that I cum in her everytime she says no. Then I have a just recently 18 year old freshman of college who wants my sperm because she hates black people (she is mixed and fairly hot) and wants to have a less black kid with me... the catch is she is leaving to the other side of the states in a few weeks so we are working it hard.
>>28173022
That's literally impossible. Sven playing vidya is a hobby, even if it's a gay uninspired one.
>>28172228
<33
og comment originalo
>>28173311
Not gonna lie, sorta jelly about the college-freshman bit. But if you're gonna go that way, you make damn sure your gf knows about it.
>>28173027
No.
>>28173030
I almost exclusively play without real world settings. They get really dull.
are there any girls here that are into femdom and sph and that shitand is there any girl here that will actually let me finally experience this shit
>>28174366
There are a few, but some of them are in to gore and necrophelia, so watch out.
>>28174572
Considering some of the stuff that gets aired out in typical /r9k/ fetish threads I wouldn't be surprised if a few people here say they'd willingly let a girl cut off their dick
>>28174572
being a slave to a girl over like kik wouldnt lead to my dong being cut off
>>28170244
I really like you.
I hope that one day we will meet so we can kill other femanons together.
>>28172994
>3. Sex: Male
holy shit
>>28170244
You really seem like a cool person. Girl or not, want my email?
>>28172994
That should be grounds for CPS to take the kid away for his own safety
>>28170244
>I pretend to be male so I don't get attention
>>28170285
>>28175147
>>28175224
>MARRY ME
why even respond
seriously though marry me
>>28175192
>>28175236
I just feel really, really fucking sorry for that kid. He never had a chance.
desu Bill Cipher
pic related if your a real grown up and you don't watch cartoons
I wanna get chatted up and tentacle raped by a charming demon.fucking out me in the ground, I am garbage
>>28172129
I have a deep voice, how do I use this to my advantage?
>>28171015
>>bugs and parasites
>>brain surgery
>>invasive mind control
i'll give you a free pass on those three because those are legitimately hot as hell, but i don't know what the FUCK you mean by needles through the temples. Do you mean as in a lobotomy? Because that's a bit weirder.
>>28168839
Fuck off you absolutely vile cunt
>>28175461
>I will never be cute boy Dipper
>I will never be sexually preyed on by a sadistic demon who wants to shove his edges up my ass
literally why live? fuck this female form
manlets that aren't embarrassed of their weird hobbies/personality/etc
I had a ~5'7'' maths lecturer that had a mullet, talked a bit like nardwuar, would say things like "this proof is so easy you'd be fine if aliens threatened to destroy the planet if you couldn't answer this question," would raise his voice at random times, etc. I developed a slight crush on him ;~;
>>28175833
we should kill ourselves together like emo kids did in the olden days.
>>28175972
>I'm 5'6", my favorite topics include: artificial intelligence, roleplaying games, transhumanism, space, and existentialist philosophy. I want to live broke but free and my biggest goal in life is to meet someone who could appreciate me for who I am.
How does that sound to you?
>tfw there will never be a femanon into a trap that took it too far and got on hrt to be more girly but isnt a crazy tranny like most of them and just feels like more of a feminine guy
maybe ill find her one day
>>28176141
how about this one: >>>/soc/23703188
>>28168745
I'm a guy, and I don't feel tfw no gf too often, but when I do, I like to fantasize about having a gf that I treat like utter dogshit. The most common scenario I imagine involves me coming home to my gf upset about something, and when she tries her best to console me, I ridicule her and call her a worthless whore who doesn't give a fuck about me. I launch into a tirade about how insignificant and inferior she is to me and then I leave with her sobbing like a baby. Then I skip ahead a bit in my fantasy to when I come back and we "make up" (I never say sorry though). The make up sex is passionate but very rough- I slap her, choke her toss her around, cup her head with both my hands holding her next to my face while I plow her like a jackhammer. Once I blow me load I just roll onto my back, not even making eye contact with the girl as she cuddles up to me, desperate for some post-sex emotional intimacy which she never receives.
I think it's a pretty weird fantasy, and I wonder if any femanons have anything similar.
>>28176141
I have found such a few times in my life even whilst maintaining my only dating people raised on imageboards rule.
You will find her someday anon~ There are girls that like qt passing non-crazy trannies like us. I could only imagine so because the crazy ones would probably be so jealous of their cisgf they'd choke them to death or something desu.
>>28176219
odd that you have that to link, but im in the us and eu is a bit far away for me to date i think
although honestly she seems pretty cool
Shameless /soc/-tier shit: I'm looking for a femanon who is a pseudo intellectual, likes music and books, and has a laid back temperament.
Let's superficially talk about art togetherplease
>>28171337
>nobody points out that this guy l33tposted
>>28168745
when a guy who I'm not conventionally attracted to teases the shit out of me and thinks he's not getting anywhere but actually I'm so turned on and I have to hide it cause I like chad.jpg
ChadI'm a special original snowflake
>>28168822
>>28168832
I am ready for you
>>28170800
Congratulations, you may be asexual
We have a general over on /lgbt/, feel free to come by
This is literally my face whenever I meet and talk to a chick and get close enough to hear her being humane you know, the usual dark shitty part of people
Then she thinks I'm her friend and wants me to be extra nice to her, then when I do agree she thinks I ""love"" her or think of her as ""special""
Then when she fucks up she gets angry and says things trying to break me down and ends up even more broken when she doesn't get it her way with a dumbass guy crying over a female
Male or Female ain't worth anything bigger than your spare change mane
>>28172263
Got pics?
Very intrigued
Chad
Chad Chad Chad
Chad?
Chad
Chad...
>>28179353
Fuck you Lauren, I'm not posting your pics so you can get me arrested.
Get fucked, fat bitch
>>28168782
>Robot posts obvious b8
>Every retard with an opinion about games tries to get some puss
Never change, robots.
Femanons, I'm scared of girls and am very bad at making eye contact.
Give me some ways to atleast approach you please.
>>28178876
damn I gotta filter you just based on name
>>28180472
1. You don't want the trash women that come to 4chan
2. If you're ugly, don't approach a woman. Ever
There you go
>>28169640
YOU FOOL!
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, RAPE-PLAY.
YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR GETTING BLACKMAILED IN THE FUTURE.
>>28180641
Well they're not responding anyway.
I'm not ugly at all. I'd give myself a 7 out of 10.
>>28180757
If a girl has never approached you at this point, you are ugly.
If you've never had a gf in your first 20 years of life, you're ugly
>>28180826
Girls have approached me multiple times
My ex girlfriend asked me out, since I'm too beta.
>>28180863
>has had girlfriend
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
Fuck off, nigger.
>>28180890
No. Screw you, I literally can't talk to females so my "girlfriend" was really only a person with a title.
By the way, go kill yourself.
>>28180966
BRAHHHHH
I'M SUCH A ROBOT BRAHHH
I'VE ONLY HAD LIKE 5 GIRLFRIENDS BRAHHH
NORMIES REEEE XD BRAH
>TFW GIRLFRIEND SUCKS YOUR DICK INSTEAD OF LICKING YOUR NUTS
ROBOT FEEELZ XDDDDD
fuck off
girls are shit
cute girly boys are the best
>>28180994
I'm still a virgin. I'm also certain that she cheated on me.
>"By the way, go kill yourself"
>boyfriend performing some songs on stage with his female bandmate
>when they perform their last song the audience is cheering them on to kiss
>boyfriend told the audience that he already has a girlfriend, but I was long gone from the audience because I couldn't bare to watch him on stage with her anymore
>>28181047
LOL GET KEKED WHORE
I HOPE YOU GET SHOT, BITCH
Dicks getting hard
Watching girls kiss each other
Feeling dominated.
Thats it.
>>28181076
Wanna watch my dick get hard on skype tonight?
>>28168745
boys in girls clothes
dicks in girl underwear
hard dicks in girl underwear
oh and some doujins i guess
>>28181156
10$ says you're a transgirl
>>28181190
i'm not, I just think traps are really cute
i've had a cross dressing fetish for as long as i can remember
>>28181205
hey do u want 2 be my gf???
i am really cute :))))
>>28181205
whats your opinion on passing traps? you've pique my interest,
also satsuki is best klk so good taste
>>28181122
No, sorry.
Im not feeling like it.
>>28181205
>tfw not a trap
>>28181220
ur not a "passing trap" u a full on tranny nigga
>>28181231
What about some other night?
>>28181249
im not a tranny! i am just a prettyboy with plump 36Cs okay?
if anything i am just me, gender identity politics are CANCER. i just want to be feminine and cute with a cute FEMININE penis(male)
>>28181220
i like that a lot actually
the idea of going out with a girl in public and having people just see us as female friends or w/e but actually being in a sexual relationship is really appealing to me, since i'm not really into cis girls sexually.
i like futa a lot too desu
>>28181156
>>28181205
what is your opinion of this image
>>28181300
I'm gonna track down that steam acct
I also have that same monitor
Alright fembots, I need some advice.
There was this girl I always liked. She supposedly always liked me but never showed it. She said she would go to prom with me because I didn't have a date. I turned her down on account of tickets no longer being sold (legitimate reason). I asked her out about a year later. She says she just wanted to be friends.
Forget her & move on? I think so.
>>28181292
hm
intriguing
throw me your contact info at [email protected] satsuki
>>28181300
can you beat this though, senpai?
>>28181336
>tits
eww
they asked for this kind of thing though~
>>28181336
>>28181300
Ah I'm sorry I didn't mean to lead anyone on. I'm actually in a relationship currentlyyou're both very cute though
>>28181300
>>28181336
also you have a pretty nice body, what are you proportions?
>>28181354
boobs are cute desu~ showing my cock off would be degenerate anon, thats a special sight to behold desu desu
>>28181368
i am too
i just like having cisgirl pals desuu better than most boys T B H as long as theyre weebs at least
>>28169909
Holy shit is this a ylyl thread? I'm fucking dying laughing here. 10/10 anon
>>28181369
yeah 2 bad ive already seen it lmoa!!!!
>>28181424
tehee i wanted to pretend i didnt recognise ur lewds senpai and then bully you later
b l a s t
>>28181440
ya i didnt think u were that retarded lol
>>28168745
>what sorts of things make you feel pic related?
My oneitis.
>>28181480
btw dont ever give me THE finger again boy, you will regret it
get fucked noobie
>>28181521
shut up moonboy
>>28181510
>tfw you'll never completetly lose your shit but end up having a fembot stalker anyway
>>28181572
grrs at u
>>28181681
*scratches u*
rawr :3
>>28181697
dude are u a cat?? cmere lil kitty
>>28181708
nah wtf do u think i have autism or something? lmao
>>28181791
oh.... i do have autism.... please be considerate o.O
>>28181830
haha lmao mentally ill tranny piece of shit
>>28181865
i am just A BOY
>>28181708
>>28181830
kek
holy shit now I understand how people like you end up doing cringy shit in real life
>>28181881
"i dont understand irony"
>>28181881
>>28181888
nah its just as cringy irl lmao
>>28181907
>tfw he bullys you
>>28181913
honestly u would be fun to beat up
>>28181918
i dont like physical pain!!
>>28181924
good, otherwise it isnt real
>>28181681
>>28181697
This needs to stop
Now
Now
tbo
>>28181300
Does hrt make your thighs plumper cause mine are pretty big not on hrt even though you can see my ribcage
>>28168745
When guys look at your while you're talking and they like look at your lips!! Makes me feel like they want to kiss me. Confidence, sleeves rolled up to reveal nice hairy arms (hairy boys are the best) and when they talk about something they're really passionate about and you can see how much they care and how interested they are. Seeing guys be good with babies and kids makes me want to marry them even though kids are something I wouldn't want for another 10yrs or so. Also if a boy I like came up behind me in public, covered my eyes and was like, "guess who?" I would find that very attractive.this guy's animations are rlly hot too imo
>>28180472
It depends! I don't care so much mostly because it's never happened to me but a lot of girls apparently don't like strangers coming up to them (unless it's major Chad probably) so I think your best bet is meeting people through work/school/clubs etc. Honestly though if you just go up to someone in public and say, "hey I think you're cute and would like to get to know you" you don't really have much to lose. Even if they think you're creepy, who cares because you'll probably never see them again. Just say hi, ask how they are, be friendly and establish common interests as soon as possible!
>>28182065
yes actually
t. been on hrt for 3 years
>>28182065
thighs can grow as late as 25
but only if youre lucky
>>28182096
oh thought you meant hips
yeah thighs of course thatll go with the regular fat redistribution
>>28182096
I mean my thighs/butt are BIG compared to the rest of my body so I'd rather not get them bigger otherwise I'd look weird. >>28182095
Did your arms get smaller?
I'm getting really jelly of normals reading this thread.
I want to do fun things with girls.
>>28182237
Lol, keep dreaming.
If you even touch a girl, that's 8 years in the pin with Tyrone for rape, and he's gonna do a lot more than just touch ya ;)
>>28182257
Yeah. Dreams are what I have.
>>28182296
Get a Tulpa
She'll love you and you'll love her
>>28182358
I'm sorry my imagination isn't that good I believe.
I settle for listening to girls who record audio where they're desperate for me to stay with them.
It's pretty good.
>>28182409
>tfw when a fembot made a vocaroo saying she loved me
>even used my name
>listen to it every night as I cry myself to sleep
>>28182480
I'd pay for this stuff. I'd pay so much. It's scary almost.
What if I settle for this?
>>28182500
That's all we have.
Maybe get a pet for cuddles/companionship, and save some money to visit an escort if you really want sex. I don't recommend seeing an escort tho.
The sooner we give up trying to win with women, the sooner we'll be at peace
I read all this thread just to feel that I am a part of something (i posted something very stupid and a guy linked me to this clicked and saw this thread first).
So I guess pretending is fun and I don't believe there are actual girls in here maybe 2 tops.
However I cans see why someone would like to have a femanon as gf. but lets be honest, they always look after chads, not your everyday chad, but chad on their respective fields (if a metal freak will try to look up for a guitarist chad or something like that)
pretty fun read, except the last cringy roleplay part,.
I would love to meet like a fembot, which I have, but they will never look after me.
I just wanna be this shut in, trendy clean cut on the outside,, /a/ as fuck faggot hiding every powerlvl for ever, that everyone wonders why a fembot and a person like myself end up together but she gets all smushy and girly in the intimate being here weird shit, having this weird fetishistic submisive/rapey sex. . But then again i am autistic as fuck,. Fembots would never look at me, and normies neither.
I just wanna hold her from the waist, rest my head in her thighs, and listen to sadly classical music, while she pats my har, so I kand let all the sadness, out. one can only dream
Nevermind, This was entertaining, thanks for the fun read.
>>28182996
That was some gay shit, senpai.
Don't ever post here again, faggot
>>28182996
I don't know where to start. What the fuck was that Anon? Do you have some form of written ADHD?
>>28183071
Fair enough
>>28183096
Yes supposed to be adhd+ocd.
Don't like to talk irl about it, and I am trying to forget about.
I get i don't fit here. I will wonder other boards then-.
But it was fun read for me, maybe i'll come back but never post, I see it now.
Sorry for being a uncomfortable noob read.
I sincerely wish all of you the best, and the power to achieve your goals and dreams.
Goodbye.
>>28183178
a fun read indeed
is your blog hosted on tumblr or..?
>>28183178
Just fuck off already, nobody gives a shit.
I hope you die
>>28182079
>naturally fairly hairless
>not good with babies/children
>literally never rolled up sleeves
>don't stare at lips when girl is talking
>>28182996
>>28183178
You should try /lit/, they would love you.
>>28169061
>hahahah you like *insert your favorite game here*??? its so fucking boring and no fun at all
pretty sure thats what shes talking about
This is a big question with a lot of answers. But pic related is one of my very favorites.
short hairless feminine looking guys
>>28170442
>implying they arent lying manipulative cowards
Spread toe, you stinky gals.
>>28184040
>tfw i think a spider is cute
nice. just another kink to add to my fucked up collection. i don't even know how i'd fuck him
>>28182079
>bear genes
>love kids, once aspired to be a teacher
>inb4 pedo
>I only roll up sleeves with jumpers or jackets
When people roll up long sleeved shirts i just cant help but think "wear a normal shirt then you fucking spastic"
>i unironically do tend to stare at lips or eyes with pretty much anyone when i talk
>>28184296
I like to think that he has a penis beneath the humanoid torso that he fucks with. He probably has a big mattress somewhere to rest the spider body on and then can lean forward with his torso against some big pillow to rest that. I imagine sleeping with my legs around his waist or on his back.Sometimes I also imagine he has an ovipositor somewhere on the spider part of the body even though that doesn't make any sense
>>28168839
Gross tbo
>very idealistic, big dreams after graduation
>STEM + humanities, try my best to read as much as possible on every topic
>extensive knowledge on film, lit, music, art and of course games.
>fit, muscular, manlet (5'7), shitskin and skilled in aikido, krav maga, taekwondo, boxing and have average gun skills
Am I bf material, femanons? Just asking.
>>28184418
>shitskin
nooriginalino posterion
hey anons
just to let you know I threw up in my mouth a little
when I saw this thread has 500 replies now
HOLY FUCK you betas sure can feed dem roasties
>>28184296
You don't have to fuck everything you think is cute. Why are women such whores???
