>Anon, pause the video game
>IT'S A ONLINE GAME MOM, I CAN'T PAUSE!!
>>24074488
God the fucking feels
Did anyone else regularly fake sick in middle school to stay at home, eat tendies and play vidya?
Except this happened with my Grandpa. He punched me in the jaw because of this once
>nuke hunting FOB's on MGS V
>on the final platform haven't gotten caught
>my mom is coming home for lunch from work
>instead of using her fucking key she knocks on the door
>I get up and run to the door to open it
>run back and I'm spotted by a fucking UAV
>mfw
>>24074488
>first online game you play is starcraft
>can pause it
>parents therefore think every other online game can be paused too
>>24074593
Mom sounds like a tota cunt desu dump the bitch
>>24074488
>IT'S A ONLINE GAME MOM, I CAN'T PAUSE!!
>WELL TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO WAIT
>have to spend 10 minutes arguing how I don't really know the people on the server instead of playing the game or coming to eat dinner
>>24074577
All the time. The school nurse caught on pretty quick but couldn't do anything to stop me
>>24074749
Nice. They stopped letting me call in 7th Grade but fuck it mane I'd just guilt trip my parents to take me home early or something. I'd do anything to get my tendie fix. The roastie nurses could barely contain my tomfoolery
https://youtu.be/5wHkWBq-FCs
>>24074856
Holy autism batman.
