>finally sit down to write my resume
>realize I have nothing to put on it but my two degrees
Fuck…….
depending on what your degrees are you might not be too fucked
>two degrees
make shit up
you have nothing to lose
>>23335683
biology and cs
I lied through my teeth on my resume, they never bothered to check. Not suggesting you do that but it worked for me.
>want to get my life together
>write resume
>realize I have a 5+ year gap
>why do I even fucking bother
>>23335669
Make shit up. Make up reference numbers. I lie all of the time on resumes. I make up having degrees and jobs and references and get jobs that way, been doing it for a decade now.
>>23335738
could be worse
I'm working on a somewhat rare skill, so they'll just have to hire me when I'm ready.
>>23335669
now you get to make up for "having fun" at college by being a miserable debt slave in a shitty job that has nothing to so with what you studied
>>23335738
kek just do a masters in bioinformatics so you have another useless thing to put on
>>23335669
>ME major (senior)
>good GPA
>no experience/research/internships
am I fugged robots
awww
>>23335900
yes
you need to prove that you know how to apply what you learned in college to something useful
