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Christians call Pokemon Go demonic


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They believe Pokemon Go is the government agenda to desecrate churches with demons known as Pokemon.

>kek
>they are literal demonic cyber digital demons
>failure to understand gyms
>portals to demonic spirit realms
>pokemon go used in churches to catch demons

They call the cops on this kid playing pokemon go around a church.

Pokemon has caught the eye of normies again so that means its back to the glory days of 90s popularity?
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Not sure about the demon part, but sure that it is a government thing. it was made by Niantic, Inc not nintendo and Niantric has an internal startup at Google. So the Christians are kind of right.
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>>80833936
Well Google obviously has an agenda but I doubt it has to do with demons and more with starting a populace control type program test.
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>pokemon are demons
>demons invade a church
>kids catch the demons and use them as gladiator slaves
>get mad at the kids for exorcising the churches

doeesnt make no gosh darn sense, i tell ya huwhat
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explain this
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>>80834201
fake twitter
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>>80833487
I suffered this bullshit when I was in primary school and Pokemon first came out. My mother who was a die-hard Christian didn't approve of it because they were monsters or some shit.
As a child, having all your school friends playing and collecting the cards but not being allowed to myself caused a great deal of grief.
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>>80833487
It's anti semitic
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>>80833487
They are right though. Should have followed Megami Tensei stupid goy. Whe you'll finally summon demons into this realm I'll be there to remind you you could've prevented this.
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I can't keep listening... The ignorance is off the fucking charts. Holy shit it's infuriating.
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>>80834609
If this person really wanted to be disappointed or horrified, they wouldn't be fucking playing fucking Pokemon Go at a supposedly """Omg so sacred holohoax museum"""
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>>80833936
Jesus fucking christ it says Nintendo and Pokemon company on the fucking startup screen
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>I'm a true christian
>so I go to the church that's backed by the world
>following the commandments approved by the world
>and the wolrd doesn't persecute me
>:)
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>>80833487
>Had strong Christian parents
>Who allowed me to watch Pokemon, play Pokemon games, and collect pokemon cards.
Now what? Am I some short of star child to you people?
Plus, /Christian/ can't shut up about trying to convert people through pokèmon Go
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>>80833487
Stop generalizing about all Christians. Only fundamentalists believe that crap.
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