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https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2016/07/12/holocaust-museum-to-visitors-please-stop-catching-pokemon-here/
OY VEY
fucking lol
>>80726672
Im sure you can catch quite a lot of Hypnos there.
Of all places, why would you go to a holocaust museum to catch pokemon?
>>80726672
I caught two Koffings at my local Holocaust Museum.
>>80726672
I guess the last thing they want at the Holocaust museum is cameras and scrutiny.
>>80726800
If you leave the house to catch pokemon with a mobile app you probably dont give a shit.
Wow the creators of pokemans are so racist
>>80726672
implying jews are two faced
>>80726800
bringing up the gassing
Its 2016 i can't believe this
>>80726800
You gotta catch em all
>>80726777
UNDERRATED
>>80726777
FPBP
Nice trips familia
Fake monsters in a fake holocaust museum.
Poetry!
>>80726672
Gotta gas em all.
Pokemon are more real than the holocaust.
>>80726800
God damn, this is funny as hell.
Was he redpilled?
I hope the museum isn't admission free!!
>>80726672
This is the only place koffings spawn
I think I found the rare one they were talking about!
>>80727760
Nostalgic. I owned that episode on tape and one of the few I actually watched.
Too bad it's probably a garbage anime.
>>80726672
THE JEWS FEAR THE SAMERARI
Adding Gen IV Pokemon when?
>>80726672
Yesterday I captured a kikeachoo and a sheklopuff at my local holohoax museum
>>80728072
hopefully never, everything beyond gen 2 is trash
>>80726672
>>80726800
OY VEY ANNUDA SHOAH
>>80728072
Seriously, that Pokemon looks so stupid.
>>80729029
>everything beyond gen 2 is trash
This tbqh.
>>80729029
Kill yourself nostalgianigger
>>80729663
>All the generations are equally good, in fact getting better and better
Stop. You know the last several generations of Pokemon have had mostly garbage designs.
>>80730670
Black and White and B/W2 were really good actually. Though to be fair the Pokemon in it were a lot like gen 1.
>>80731117
Nope, just getting worse and worse.
>>80726672
lol'd hard
>>80726672
Why does this place exist anyway? Who the fuck cares about the holocaust other than Jews?
>>80727838
>lampshade
nice
>>80726672
>Jewish surveillance tool backfiring on them
lol
>>80730670
They're all margin doodles from DeviantArt furries. Always have been, always will be.
>>80730670
>Nostalgiafags
Gens 5 and 6 had more good designs than bad.
Gotta cook 'em all?
>>80731873
I see nothing but NeoPets rejects.
>>80731488
Yeah I wanna know why the Gov built that fucking eyesore. I've been there, nothing to see.
>Hollinger said that the museum is aware of and concerned about the potential Koffing appearance
>>80731488
Anyone who's interested in preventing one from being carried out against their own demographic. Because anyone can acquire the motive and means these days, so survival depends on denying them the opportunity.
>>80727600
Pikatrue.
>>80732050
>they aren't super simple designs, so they suck.
>>80726800
>Hollinger said that the museum is aware of and concerned about the potential Koffing appearance.
This was an actual quote in the article
what the fuck is happening to the world
>>80729029
Literally kill yourself you dumb nigger
Genwunners are worse than the Nazis
>>80727600
those digits can't lie
>>80733066
Nay, it is that the first and second generations exhausted the natural ingenuity of the artists.
"Some advantage they might gain merely by priority, which put them in possession of the most natural sentiments, and left us nothing but servile repetition or forced conceits."
The generations after the second were mostly "forced conceits."
>>80733429
>t. underage retard
>>80733429
>worse than the Nazis
>>80733788
t. Digifag
>>80729301
Its a plasma spirit controlling an oven.
>>80727600
keks.
>>80734193
Scathing.
How long before someone names their Pokemon Adolf Hitler and places it to defend the gym there.
>>80733288
Did you just become a #HitlerMissile?
>>80734574
Nicknames are client side only, you can't see the nicknames of other's pokemon.
>>80726672
SHUT
>>80726800
>horrified
>disappointed
>game creators
How can people comment about something when they literally have 0 idea about how it works. The pokemon are RANDOM. Fucking random. They didn't put Koffing there on purpose.
>>80726800
>Horrified
>Disappointed
>>80726800
Kek
>>80735088
Welcome to the 88 club.
>>80726672
"It's not like we came here to play," said Angie, a 37-year-old member of Dustin's huddle who also declined to share her last name for privacy reasons, "But gotta catch 'em all."
>NO RAGRETS
>no ghost types there
really makes u think
I don't see the problem. It's a museum.
I get the argument if it was in the concentration camps themselves.
>>80733429
worst ally
dont get all upity you damn jews nobody really wants a magicarp that bad that they wander through your building of lies
>>80726800
gotta gas em all
>>80726672
Hah, the comment section of it,
>>80731488
All public schools within a 200 mile radius take a field trip there at some point.
>>80726672
>The developer of Pokémon Go, Niantic, Inc., was founded by John Hanke.
>John Hanke received his MBA from the Haas School of Business at the University of California, Berkeley in 1996. Prior to business school, he worked in foreign affairs for the US Government in Washington, DC, and Myanmar.
>He previously received funding from the CIA’s venture capital firm In-Q-Tel to develop what eventually became Google Earth.
In-Q-Tel was once described as an “independent strategic investment firm that identifies innovative technology solutions to support the missions of the U.S. Intelligence Community.”
>The CIA established In-Q-Tel in 1999 as its venture capital arm to “identify and invest in companies developing cutting-edge information technologies that serve United States national security interests,” according to the firm itself.
>Can't wait until they start putting legendary pokemon at police stations, poling booths and fema camps. You have already given them all of your contacts, texts, browser history, videos off you phone etc. Some CIA agent is laughing at your hentai collection right now and putting rare pokemon on locations he wants you to map/take pictures of.
Jew confirmed as knowing the truth about the app and that they are hiding something in the Holohoaxs shrine/museum.
>>80733429
Nazis weren't all bad, if we didn't mess with them we wouldn't have a war in the middle east right now because of you filth
>>80731488
>Why does this place exist anyway
because you paid for it with your tax shekels you dumb goy.
>>80726672
Wouldn't you be offended if someone started playing Pokemon in the graveyard in which your mother was buried?
>>80738630
No, no I would not.
Life goes on after people die, deal with it
>>80731488
I've been there. It's really lame and boring. Basically empty.
>a place dedicated to making sure the world never forgets those killed in the gas chambers at Nazi death camps.
>Hollinger said that the museum is aware of and concerned about the potential Koffing appearance.
what the fuck is even 2016?
>tfw someone catches a pokemon in the gas chamber replica
>>80738630
No, because Gastlys have to come from somewhere.
>>80731821
Impressive, very nice.
...Let's see Paul Allen's OC.
What war did Lt. Surge fight in?
>>80729029
Gen 3 was awesome breh
>>80739037
Hahahahahaha
>>80729301
Yeah the pile of slime is much better
>>80731488
Is nobody going to comment on those digits?
>>80729029
>mudkipz
>>80738630
No, you fucktard. This is the problem with you people. Too over-sensitive.
>>80733288
>we live in an age where a national museum is talking about investigating the appearance of rare Pokemon within it's walls
BEYOND ALL HOPE
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>>80731488
>that post
>those digits
>HH
>>80735289
welcome to the off by one club
>>80726800
Bravo, Nintendo
>>80735049
>What does it mean???
I've been here a while, and I think that number increases with each submission, so it probably doesn't have any inherent meaning.
>>80727600
This.
>>80726672
fucking miserable kikes
>>80737327
This
The government forces indoctrination upon us goyim
>>80735476
Off by one
who #Valor here?
>>80726800
Someone explain. What's so special about this pokemon?
>>80740347
It's based on gas.
>>80740347
He emits poisonous gas
>>80740347
He's super effective against jews and allegedly has over 6,000,000 K.O.s
>>80740456
>>80740510
Ahahaha fucking hell
Jews on suicide watch
>>80740841
Atleast the pokemons gas is more real than the one in auschwitz.
>>80726672
GOTTA GAS THEM GAS THEM ALL
GOTTA GAS THEM ALL!
>>80726672
More evidence that pokemon go is red pilled.
It's doing everything the jews don't want.
>>80741110
Germany , no!
Lock your doors they are coming!
>>80726672
Oy vey, I wonder if there's any way to sue Nintendo for inherited holocaust after-effects.
>>80726672
>Pokemon Goy
fucking kek.
>>80731821
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcSYxdt2DJ8
>>80726672
It's a business isn't it? Or the admission is free?
>>80726800
fucking kek Smogmog best pokemon.
>>80743475
I'm going to get a gun license eventually, if they restrict it from me, it's confirmed i'm on a watchlist. I have never commited a crime.
>>80731488
Screencapped!
>>80744231
You literally just commited a crime by saying the Holocaust never happened on a Peruivan rabbit breeding forum. You are a fellon now.
Only mon that will be caught there.
>>80726672
Probably get a load of Ghastlies and shit there senpai
>>80738630
id try to be there first so that i can catch her ghost
>>80744460
shitnigger, guess I'm off to fight with you niggers in the US.
>>80742428
Like giving your data to Google?
>inb4 Charizard makes an appearance.
>>80738630
I wonder how many jews were gassed in Washington.
>>80739359
It is.
>>80731488
>1488
top kek
>>80731488
1488 indeed
>>80738630
Graveyards are cheerful, bright places for looking back fondly on the dead
If you go in with the idea that "I HAVE TO BE GLOOMY AS FUCK WHENEVER I'M IN A GRAVEYARDS" you're retarded.
The only exception is Arlington.
>>80731488
>1488
>>80726672
It should be a Jewish ghost pokemon!
please stop using our augmented reality app in our augmented reality museum
>>80752628
>The only exception is Arlington.
Even there, the proper attitude is gratitude and respect, not gloominess.
That said, catching Pokemon there seems in poor taste. Would you download a car???
>>80731488
Thread over, automatic victory.
>>80735810
garchomp is just kabutops as a shark
is it mentioned in the pokedex that its a descendant of it atleast?
>>80726672
much like the victims, there really aren't any pokemons either
>>80741367
underrated
>>80727600
Ahahahahahahahaha yes.
>>80740205
Red 1 reporting!
Work Will set you dragonball z
>>80740001
Bless your heart
>>80748776
Scholars estimate between 130,000 to 230,000.
>>80727960
>pokemon
>garbage anime
nigger what?
>>80726672
They fear the samurai
>>80726672
Hasn't this app only taken off in like a week?
This is fucking pathetic.
I don't think anyone is actually coming to a holocaust museum to catch pokemon and I suspect this is a deliberate photoshop.
>>80726800
>>80726672
If me from 1999 heard that museums in 2016 were telling visitors to please stop catching the pokemon inside I might have fudged my pants
Catching imaginary monsters in imaginary place
>>80727600
DUBS DON'T LIE
>>80738630
There's a pokemon gym located in a cemetery in my town, so no.
>>80729029
> gen 3
> gen 4
> not based
>>80738979
cool pokemon gym
>>80729029
Hug the new Pandamon anon
>>80765017
w... what happened to the Pikachu on the right?
>>80731488
Because you gotta (((educate))) the kids
I caught my strongest mon there.
>>80765145
He went to the old abandoned mansion alone, trying to prove how brave he was.
He hasn't been the same since.
>mfw even Alex Jones gives a comment on Pokemon Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8RtqxGM8TQ&feature=youtu.be
>>80765145
>Translated by Serebii
''mikkyu's costume is based on Pikachu merch that was popular 20 years ago. It wants to be loved by people like Pikachu is'' It's a ghost/fairy type
>>80765705
This is disturbing on so many levels
>>80738630
(((no)))
>>80726672
>"It's not like we came here to play," said Angie, a friend of the player who had released the lure. "But gotta catch 'em all."
>>80726800
Ingress built its database up around notable landmarks and points of interest. Pokemon also spawn in relation to the amount of foot traffic detected by Google over the years.
This means that Holocaust museum is chock full of points that you can collect items battle at gyms, and catch more Pokemon than you would in other areas.
>>80731488
>1488
Has spoken. . .
>>80738630
funny about that, the graveyard in my town has 3 pokestops and a gym, kids just walk in circles all day there now
>>80766483
Fucking normies
>>80766483
such is life when there are several fancy monuments in your graveyard
>>80731488
Why is 1488 relevant? I'm out of the loop.
>The game was created by Niantic Inc, a spin-off of Google parent company Alphabet Inc.
Is this the all-time great trojan horse?
>>80731488
Digits of truth
The Holohoax is a lie.
>>80740119
Oh vey, aren't you afraid of the thought police, Goyim?
>>80739359
>Blob monsters were a new concept
Sure as hell better than a literal fucking oven.
Rotom-Heat when?
>>80767228
Look it up
>>80735810
>garchomp
>lane shark wyvern
>charizard
>glorious edgelord dragon
>>80765618
you forgot the (((())))
>>80767228
>whats 1488
>>80768809
They've put a hate-speech filter on it, haven't they?
>>80726899
>>80726876
>>80726800
>>80726777
>>80727600
>>80731488
>>80736882
>>80768309
Checks to those who got them and top notch banter. This thread made my day.
Now to go catch a few Jigglypuffs at the local college.
>>80767228
it's the year jesus was born
>>80741367
Top fucking kek.
Here is a (You) and i declare you Honorary Human Being.
>>80766224
I bet one of them nip devs thought it would be funny to put these kind of pokemons there.
I just hope they find pic related too
>>80729029
Gen 3 was good. It was gen 4 where everything went to shit. Pokemon should have stopped in Hoenn
>>80770795
>I stopped playing during Gen 3, and everything that came after is shit!!
Gen 3 was honestly pretty shit. Pokémon has IMO improved since then, but it's all bubbled around the same quality.
Anybody who genuinely believes that Pokémon was better in gen 1, or even 2-3, is blinded by nostalgia.
>>80770143
Why is Haunter not in that pic?
>>80771211
Look at the fucking designs. You can pinpoint the moment they ran out of ideas.
>>80771829
Yeah, no, fuck off. Gen 1 had just as many lazy designs, like Voltorb, and Muk.
Pokémon has always had the same consistency in designs. Some will be meh, some will be cool.
There are plenty of solid designs in your picture even. And much, much more in Gen 5, 6, and the new Gen 7 ones.
Also, something that most people never consider, is that new Pokémon don't replace the old. Each Gen is more of an expansion pack. All the old favorites are still in the games, and most are just as viable to use as they were 20 years ago.
So there is literally no reason why adding and enjoying new Pokémon is bad. If you hate the new ones that much, it's probably just because your nostalgia wont let you because you feel a sense of superiority that comes from enjoying the classic ones in your childhood. But whatever.
Also, you better not talk shit about Weavile there.
>>80731488
B... Benjamin?
>>80738630
At least, you'd have joyful people, young people to come visit her.
If she was dead and there, and if i believe in ghosts and souls, well, she would be happy to see people around.
And she could make those kids shit in their pants, which is a fun thing.
>>80771252
forgot about him
MUH 6 GORILLION
>>80738630
Not really. You don't have a right to not be offended.
>>80726876
>local Holocaust museum
Does every city in Canada have a Holocaust museum?
>>80765618
>HP
>88/88
>>80733429
And Jews are bottom of the barrel. Hope you people pay for all your crimes, kike
>>80738630
Your mom was buried in the holocaust museum?
>>80726672
shiny koffing
But I gotta catch all 6 million
>>80771211
>Gen 3 was honestly pretty shit. Pokémon has IMO improved since then, but it's all bubbled around the same quality.
If you're talking about the games, false. Gen 3 was actually quite good, despite the numerous features discarded from Gen 2. Gen 4 was where it got really derivative.
>>80772485
>Yeah, no, fuck off. Gen 1 had just as many lazy designs, like Voltorb, and Muk.
Simple, but little objection to those because they drew from nature and they probably spent much longer on the designs.
>So there is literally no reason why adding and enjoying new Pokémon is bad.
True, but you have to spend a great deal of time initially with Pokemon you don't fine aesthetically presentable.
This is besides the fact that Pokemon really stopped making the experience novel in Gen 4 and it was just various polishings on very similar products.
If somebody were to ask me what the objectively best version was, it's probably the latest one, but that doesn't mean each version keep offering enough to play it.
I'm also getting older and more mature while the game themselves are catering to the same audience, which is acceptable, but makes it naturally less enjoyable for me.
>>80728072
A toaster with boxing gloves? New pokemon are shit.
Gotta Gas Em All.
>>80765618
make HP 14/88
>>80731488
>those digits
>>80779157
That Pokémon has existed for almost a decade. It's called Rotom, and it's a Plasma Ghost that haunts household appliances and turns them into killing machines.
>>80778164
That's just you growing up and losing interest, man.
>>80777748
Gen 3 was arguably the worst Gen in terms of gameplay. Half the game was fucking Surfing. Gen 4 and 5 probably that the most polished and enjoyable experiences. Gen 6 started to shit the bed though. Developers said they had to dumb it down to "compete with Mobile Gaming".
I wonder how GO is going to affect their approach to the newer games.
>tfw talking about Pokémon on /pol/
>>80726672
>Triggers kikes
>Triggers niggers
>>80779968
>That's just you growing up and losing interest, man.
I think I admitted that. I said the objectively best versions are the best, though they get less innovative each generation.
>Half the game was fucking Surfing.
Maybe I was too young to remember, but my main complaint was that I didn't like the Pokemon designs and the arbitrary removal of various features of Gen 2, not excessive surfing.
>>80758847
>Would you download a car???
Yes, yes I would.
>>80780425
Here's the Hoenn map.
The last 7 routes are back-to-back water. This was because they were trying to make the Region 50% water, to mirror the themes of the games, and the Villains, ect.
Generally, unless you was the PERFECT age to not notice it, most Pokémon fans found the Region just had too much surfing.
>though they get less innovative each generation.
Completely disagree. They were pushing the innovation and progress right up until Gen 5. They aged-up the characters, tried to focus on a more mature story, tried to make the gameplay harder, introduced different battle methods like Triple/Rotations, ect.
Now I said up until Gen 5, but that's only because Gen 6 dumbed down the main games. Gen 6 did however push Pokémon into 3D, and introduced the first new Type in 15 years.
So yeah, Pokémon is still continuing to innovate and evolve, excuse the pun.
The only thing that stays the same is the general story outline of collecting 8 badges. And even then, there are countless spin-offs like Pokken, Colosseum, Mystery Dungeon, Ranger, ect, that mix it up and present different stories and gameplay in the Pokemon setting.
>>80729029
MANDELA EFFECT
ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THE UNIVERSE WHERE MARILL WAS A GEN 1 POKEMON
HES NOT GO LOOK IT UP
AZMURILL WAS ALWAYS A GEN 3 EVOLUTION ADDED AFTER THE FACT, BUT MARILL WAS GEN 1
>>80781224
The innovations were probably equal in quantity, but less in quality.
>>80726800
Everybody immediately knows what the joke is.
Guess /pol/ is just a bunch of 14 year olds after all.
>>80781427
Marill was seen during the Pikachu Short, right before the first movie. It was to tease the incoming new wave of Pokémon, but many people mistakenly remember it as being part of Gen 1.
You may also be surprised to know that Togepi is Gen 2 too.
>>80781427
>"autism effect"
>>80781427
No he fucking wasn't.
You're probably too young to have played Red/Blue before Gold/Silver came out and just don't remember it right.
>>80781588
Pokémon is 20 years old, and Koffing is one of the originals.
You could have been 10 when it came out, 30 today, and understand the joke.
>>80726672
What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer?
Ash.
>>80781427
No, that's bullshit. Marill appeared in the First Movie short, like Snubbull and Elekid, but wasn't a first-generation Pokemon. You remembered incorrectly.
>>80731488
Yeah.. where's the national museum of potato famine?
>>80781617
>Togepi is Gen 2 too.
TOGEPI IS GEN 2
AHHHHHHH
>>80726672
>MFW my Jewish coworker told me it was Koffing, describing it as a poison gassing Pokemon
>>80781427
>I was 6 years old when I shit myself over seeing Blue Pikachu and forgot the details as an adult
We saw Marill years before g2, but he was never g1
>>80781427
Jynx went from black to purple
>>80726672
Has anyone gone to Auschwitz to see if they can catch a ghastly?
I'll even settle for like magmar or some shit.
>>80781767
>>80781617
Thank you anons who were nice to me
I guess thats what I remember, but I could have sworn both marill and Togepi were in the original games
were they in Yellow?
I know snubbul was 2nd gen
>>80781427
Marill and Togepi were just very well known before they officially debuted in the Gen2 games. See>>80781617
>>80781427
MANDELA EFFECT
HO-OH WAS IN THE GEN 1 TV SHOW
>>80782005
That's not a Mandela effect. Nintendo changed that because "muh racist cariactures," and some negress when apeshit over it.
>>80782070
Nope, both Gen 2.
You get Togepi as an egg at the start of Gold/Silver to introduce it.
Some other Pokémon, due to anime appearances, or being rare in the games, get mixed up too.
People often think that Skarmory, Slugma, and Houndoom are Gen 3, but they're actually Gen 2. They were just uncommon in the games.
And Lucario appeared in a Gen 3 movie years before it showed up in the Gen 4 games.
>>80782316
Stop. We all remember that. The Pokemon was after the games were made, but before the anime was finished.
>>80726672
>World's clouds are in different places than 30 years ago...
NO SHIT!?!?
>>80727036
>Wow the creators of pokemans are so racist
Jews are white so you can't be racist towards them :^)
>>80781427
Remember when Kadabra had cards?
>>80777681
Saved
>>80726672
>The auditorium shows the testimonials of Jews who survived the gas chambers.
How exactly does someone survive the gas chambers?
>>80726672
You can't understand the GRIEVING and SUFFER that any single POKEMON can raise into an Holocaust Survivor or a relative of an Holocaust Survivor.
ADOLF HITLER TRIED TO:
CATCH THEM ALL
Can't you realize the horror yet?
>>80782637
you walk out
>>80726800
>disappointed in the game creators
>while you're the one playing Pokeman in the god damned museum
![Slateport_City_Mt_Chimney_artwork[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kjXGzlU.jpg "Slateport City Mt Chimney artwork[1]")
Perspective...
desu the remakes of gen 1/2 were da bes
except i never got to p[lay soul silver because i still only have a gba
are ds emulators any good
>>80782940
The remake of Gen 1 was ass. It was totally unnecessary and has aged horribly since. Especially since it didn't have the physical/special split.
Gen 2 remake was a whole lot better. It even blew out the next generation with things like autorun and pokemon following you.
The only thing that made the Gen 1 remake good was the graphics and sevii islands. Especially after national dex.
If they had kept the original glitches in, it would have been better too.
>>80782637
It's a semiotic generalization, a way of saying "anyone who survived the mass-concentration camps".
Another classic is "those who were forced into the train to Auschwitz".
It's a simple hint that recalls into the mind of the gullible the Holocaust Fable, as teached in schools.
Literally no one could survive some deep breaths of gas into a closed room.
>>80779236
Your Wilmington a shit
>>80739942
>89
>Cirno
Just like it is meant to be
>>80782940
The Gen 2 remakes are considered by many as the pinnacle of the entire franchise.
And as far as I know, they work fine on emulators.
>>80783368
Fucking straight up.
Soulsilver/Heartgold were amazing. Especially since they kept the Kanto like Gen 2 did. It really worked out.
Then you got shit like this that just made everything so much more enjoyable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD9NHjiEsYE
Being able to get a fucking mamoswine, instead of the fucking meme of being unable to get a crobat in the previous remake was so fucking good.
>>80783626
Some people complain that there wasn't enough stuff to do in Kanto, but there was still way more content there when you compare it to other Pokémon games.
And yeah. People also complain that the Regions Pokémon weren't as good, but it WAS improved, with the inclusion of stuff like Mamoswine and Crobat, and the Safari to get other Pokémon that weren't usually found in the originals.
On top of that, it's very nostalgic, and has a strong focus on classic Pokémon, while trickling in some of the newer stuff, so it's absolutely perfect for older fans to get back into the series, and help them catch up with the newer stuff.
Any time someone asks where to start playing Pokemon, I tell them HeartGold/SoulSilver.
Only problem is it's so high in demand that you have to essentially pay full price for it, even if you buy second hand, despite it being like 6 years old now. Or just emulate.
>>80726672
> Be jew
> Neckbeard goys wont stop coming to your holocaust propaganda center to catch their chinese phone fairies
> "Oi vey get brainwashed or get out goyi-"
> Suddenly your nose begins swell and pulse with energy
> There's money nearby
> You look around frantically but there's not a penny to be found
> A wave of fresh neckbeards enter in search
of porkymans and your nose distends painfully
> Now your certain, there's shekkels to be made here
> The next day gois line up outside the museum, relabeled "Safari Zone"
> "Welcome valued goy, only 500 dollars to hunt to your hearts content, its well worth the price I assure you, the Warden spotted a herd of kangaskhan in the hall of forgotten shekkels!"
>>80739309
>>80733429
>>80729663
this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes
>>80764379
Ritsu knock it the fuck off w/ that Billy Cobham shit
>>80767228
well, ya, you're being tracked.......
>>80783626
I could never enjoy Omega Ruby because i stabbed someone the day after i bought it and I always associated the game with that feeling of dread and regret
>>80785411
What the fuck
>>80785411
Well I didn't stab someone but I accidentally traded ho-oh away in ORAS which caused me to fail to get the rest of the legendary dogs.
So I always associated it with dread and regret.
>>80726672
I'm gonna go there, catch a ghost type, and then name it Shlomo. Who's with me?
>>80734897
>>80734897
kek they probably did to stick it to the jews while playing dumb
>>80735476
Close enough
>>80728072
Gens 2/4/6 were master race. Gens 1/3/5 were fucking trash.
>>80786163
>Not liking the original
I'm sorry, Anon, but it had the best music and was the original, from which all the rest were refinements.
Gen 3 was an incredibly beautiful GBA game, even prettier in most parts than Gen 4 and more variety in locations.
Gen 4 was just a polishing of 3 and not by much.
>>80786452
While I'll concede there's some merit to the originals, Gen 3 Pokemon were hurrdurr, fat, tacky pastel-colored things. I think the entire Hoenn region has an extra set of chromosomes. If it were a person, it'd be a fat retard with curly hair and shit streaks in the seat of its underwear. Seriously, fuck Gen 3.
>>80786942
It had more visual variety than Gen 4, and was just an excellent looking game for the GBA. I don't get the hate. Gen 4 is just bland.
>tfw you buy Nintendo stocks and the price just keeps going up
Is this what the Jews feel like?
>>80787584
>tfw you buy Nintendo stocks
You should probably stop, Anon. Seriously.
>>80787734
Price went up 25% in a week and neither Europe nor Asia has come online yet. I'll sell after I double my money and sell again right before they release the NX.
>>80787465
Eh.
>Hoenn: Water and weeds
>Sinnoh: Mountains, snow, windmill gardens, great lakes, etc.
I practically slept through Hoenn, and all its Pokemon are designed like pic related. I've seen better fanart.
>>80787927
>sell again right before they release the NX.
>tfw that was my strategy with the Wii U
>>80788006
I didn't like the Pokemon designs, but pretty much everything except the designs, I guess the layout, (though that was probably an improvement minus the apparent excessive water), and remove features was an immense improvement on Gold and Silver. You could play as a girl, which you couldn't do before, (excluding that version which nobody played).
>>80787927
>>80787584
It won't turn out well.
Would /pol/ be okay with people catching pokemon in arlington and the tomb of the unknowns?
>>80726672
That's it, I'm a master trainer now
>>80788246
That I agree with. I'm also almost positive that Gen 3 was the first to automatically store Pokemon in the next box if the current one got full. Truly, there was nothing quite as irritating as trying to catch a rare, only to be fucked by having 20 Pokemon in your box. I liked Gen 3'S storage setup, too. Using icons helped tremendously.
>>80726800
Maybe this game isn't so bad
>>80782545
They are special kind that you can be
you anti-semite
>>80788866
I haven't played Gen 5 or 6, but Gen 4 really felt like playing just a slightly more polished version of 3. As far as I know, it wasn't better in any significant way, (except having a day and night cycle inferior to Gen 2's, which was so fucking good). There was the GTS, which is almost useless because of so many impossible trade and having such a shitty search function, and that underground thing, which was stupid, but actually fun. And I guess trading was easier without cables. That's it.
I'm honestly triggered just by the fucking fact that there are """holocaust museums""" dotted all across the country (and I assume europe as well)
It doesn't even fucking make sense for holohoax museums to be in america. I can at least understand things like auschwitz being turned into a museum. Hell, I could even understand a holohoax museum in NYC just because it's such a jewish town. But there are these fucking museums all across the country. It's pure fucking propaganda and rent-seeking "OYYYY VEY GOY, NEVER FORGET THE SIX MILLION, EVEN YOU SHIKSAS OVER IN KANSAS"
>>80729029
gen 6 was bretty gud
top fuckin' lel
my buddy works right across the street from this jewish holy temple, he's gotta go get le jewbiemons
>>80789506
Gen 4 also introduced the Physical/Special split, which completely overhauled the gameplay, and is still the system we use today, and probably forever.
Gen 1-3 gameplay is positively broken by comparison.
Gen 4 also, as you said, introduced Wi-Fi connection to Pokemon, which was huge at the time.
Aside from that, it was a sort of more polished Gen 3. At least, visually, and story wise.
Gen 5 cranked it up by trying the make the games more mature, have animated sprite work, and psuedo-3D.
Gen 6 added Mega Evolution, Fairy Typing, and made the complete jump to 3D models.
>>80789397
I would be disappointed if those would be the best Pokemon on the right to represent Nazis.
Also, this should be added to represent children.
>>80790392
You could throw in Lysandre. He was the evil villain for X/Y, and he was literally supposed to be Hitler. Tried to detonate a bomb that would "cleanse" the Pokémon World so he could rebuild it in his own more beautiful image.
>>80790302
>Gen 4 also introduced the Physical/Special split, which completely overhauled the gameplay, and is still the system we use today, and probably forever.
Err, that was Gen 2. Or am I wrong?
>At least, visually
I swear, the 3D was not necessarily an immerse improvement, and it might be my nostalgia, but I think that the 2D for Gen 3 was just better and was more vibrant.
>>80745617
you can't actually come here once you're on that list. you'll be prevented from leaving at the terminal in germany. sorry famalam, you're no-fly.
>>80789838
tfw usa has more holohoax museums than poland
Anyone want to hear some fresh Pokemon Go stories? I got a few
>>80781427
Togepi and Marill were always gentoo.
>>80790675
Gen 2 split the Special stat into Special Attack and Special Defense
>>80790675
You might be remembering the Dark/Steel typings from Gen 2.
The Physical/Special split happened in Gen 4.
As for the "vibrant" Gen 3 palette, that's because Hoenn was very Tropical themed, so the colors were very bright. There was also no night time.
Gen 4 by comparison has a much more somber and moody pallete. A lot more caves, rocky areas, ect.
>>80790675
By Phy/Spe split, im referring to the overhaul of typings where types could have both physical and special attacks.
Before Gen 4, Types were allocated either physical or special, rendering some Pokemon utterly useless, and others completely broken.
>>80727760
>BLACKED producer
In a surprising turn of events, Greg Lansky, a Jew, is the Chief Creative Officer of BLACKED.
>>80791013
>You might be remembering the Dark/Steel typings from Gen 2.
No, I was thinking of the split of Special into Special Attack and Special Defense in Gen 2.
>Gen 4 by comparison has a much more somber and moody pallete. A lot more caves, rocky areas, ect.
Yeah, it was dull. I don't get it. HG and SS weren't so much better in that regard.
>>80790849
Okay.
>>80791578
Were* so much better.
>>80791578
I like that each game has their own atmosphere and color palettes. Helps them all stand out.
Johto has a very rural autumn kind of feel. Lot's of oranges used.
>>80791824
The problem is that the whole region didn't have any memorable elements except the conspicuous 3D structures. It was "somber" and "moody" as you say, but didn't really pop out.
>>80791622
>be me, driving to work this morning with a friend
>have to go to the bank so he can get some money out of the ATM
>pull up and let him out, wait in the car
>check my Go app, there's a pokestop across the street
> close enough so that I don't need to get out
>get my items and catch a zubat real quick
>friend is still getting money
>SJW bright pink short hair comes out of the bank, immediately cringe for her
>then she stops suddenly, right in front of my car, blocking the sidewalk
>she pulled out her phone and holds still for two minutes, her phone angled unnaturally, too vertical for normal use
>she swipes repeatedly, know already she's playing too
>cringe for myself, knowing I share a database/physical space/childhood experience with this neon sack of disturbed pale flesh
>buddy gets back into car, and points her out
>she playing that game too?
>tell him yeah, I don't want to play anymore
>he laughs
>she eventually walks over to her car, oblivious to the traffic (a theme) in the parking lot
> I drive off, friend yells out his window at her as we drive by
>she's confused, looks around
>>80792616
>continue driving to office
>eventually get there, the mcdonald's across the street is a pokestop
>bunch of young adults milling around in the parking lot staring at their phones
>chuckle and get in the turn lane for the office
>begin the turn
>notice an overweight asian kid in the driveway staring at his phone
>he's in the way
>tell my friend he's probably playing too, honk the guy to move
>he's startled
>friend yells out the window "POKYMONN" at him
>guy is visibly confused
>turns out there was a real animal, a baby mouse, he was trying to film it
>"sure, was it purple?"
>finally get down to work
>>80783368
>they work fine on emulators.
i mean the emu's themselves- are they any good/functional
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