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Ffs my nearest pokemon gym is a mosque
>>80620820
bring a pokemon with the "damp" ability
>nothing but voltorbs and electrodes
Real men play Pokemon games in emulators and avoid this AR shitfest.
>>80620820
I take it you live in Boston?
>>80620962
>self destruct
THE JEWS ARE BEHIND THIS
THEY'RE BRINING POKEMON GO TO HELP SPREAD GLOBALISATION ON MILLENIALS!!
SPREAD THIS
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>>80620820
Absolutely haram.
As long as you run in, scream pikachu and hold your phone in the air everything will be fine.
>>80620820
Burn the mosque down and you will have no more problem
>>80621173
Obviously
If you're not dancing to your own tune you're dancing to someone elses.
>>80620820
You know what pokemon to use
>The irony
>>80620820
>playing pokemon
kill yourself
inshallah we will crush this idololatry
i am writing a letter to the pokemans company as we speak
>>80620820
It has the move "explosion"
>>80620820
Fucking hell you stupid yank, you don't have to talk to the sandniggers so whats your problem?
>>80620820
That's not what mudslime women look like
>>80620820
>Ffs my nearest pokemon gym is a mosque
Kek.
>>80620820
AMERICA YES!
>>80620820
Is Sweden really the nearest place to you?
>>80622001
Not true, some girl was like bro, I see you, you're looking for pokemon. She was nice though
>>80621082
more like detroit probably
>>80622205
i would every single one of them
but only if they made kebab to me afterwards
>>80622205
desu the white one in the middle and the one in the back with the orange scarf are doable.
just spotted this on twitter
use selfdestruct
>>80620820
It is based on the corrupt, atheist, Darwinian theory that is known as the theory of evolution, and speaks of the evolution of different kinds of creatures from lower forms to higher forms that are more powerful and intelligent. We have previously explained that this theory is false and is contrary to the teachings of Islam. Please see fatwa no. 126913.
POKEMON IS HARAM!!!!!!
>>80621027
>real men play Pokémon games
>>80624901
NEED a kebabpizza
>>80620820
So make a character named "Allah is a Faggot" and be the very best, like no one ever was, take that shit over.
>>80626913
lap it up bro
>>80626456
It's about a quest of friendship and personal growth
IT'S THE ULTIMATE REDPILL
>>80627454
>you will never have a bulbasaur of your own
>>80621577
dear diary,
today a british person said something wise. also, i've already pooped 5 times today am i dying?
yours truly
>>80627640
>i've already pooped 5 times today
is it liquid or more firm?
colour?
do you feel tired or thirsty?
>>80627840
2 firm and 3 liquid
very dark brown
tired and thirsty sound right
give it to me straight doc
>>80628061
maybe have little bacteria or starting to get some influensa, i would say that you should drink plenty of water and get some rest
>>80627840
also if youre a doctor i want some advice on something else.
yesterday i tried to make a stuffed (large) trashbin close by jumping up and crushing it down with my body. unfortunately, my penis was also crushed as it found its way between the lid and the trashbin. for a second there i thought i had gotten a second circumcision. upon immediate inspection it was fine. I peed and there was no blood or anything. Then later I jerked it and there was blood in my semen. BLOOD IN MY FUCKING SEMEN, what is happening to me?
>>80627640
Are you drunk?
>>80628441
>also if youre a doctor
definatly not a doctor, im only studying to something just below a nurse
>what is happening to me?
go to the doctor senpai
if you got blood from the penis its always the doctor
>>80621024
Underrated
>>80620820
well i guess im a
#ProphetPokemon now
>>80620820
Go catch an electrode.
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