>$1.50 with unlimited refills
No wonder Europeans are so poor
>>80543371
The lunch of champions. Costco is god tier.
If europe is so great, how come they never invented the big box store?
Can the average yuro even begin to comprehend Costco?
Lardass.
>>80543371
They also don't have take home boxes. Europe is the country for peasants.
>>80543371
I hate Costco dogs, they have no atmosphere. At least the hot dogs at the ball park that cost $42 let me watch baseball
>>80543371
That actually is fucking impressive
>>80543371
Costco is breddy gud.
>>80543583
Big box stores don't fit inside cuck sheds.
Those stores are scams
>Have to spend $100 a year to shop there
>Buying things you don't need
>Go into store to buy food
>come out with a 2,000 pack of printer paper, when you only print something out once a year
>Wind up throwing half the food out because it goes bad
>It isn't cheaper
>You have to spend more on gas, and drive farther out of the way to get there
>Even regular stores sell bulk now
>They don't even have bags
>have to box your own shit
>have to wait 20 minutes to get your receipt checked by some old person
>You spend $100 bucks a year to shop there, and they still don't trust you
>>80543583
We have loads of them in the UK. Both Makro and Costco.
>>80543371
>not getting the chicken bake
fucking pleb.
>>80543371
People pay to subsidize that price. The members pay member fees. Its essentially part socialism. Not all tho so dont start bitching.
>>80543583
are you retarded? google makro lard
>>80543583
Costco exists in the uk mate
>>80543934
>Pay $20 for hot dog
>$20 for Bud light
>$5 per ketchup and mustard packet
Thanks I guess
>>80544733
>I'm a lazy fag who can't budget and spend money on shit I don't need
>everyone must be like me, shut it down
>>80543371
>>80543502
>>80544316
>>80544757
>Costco food
My brothers
>>80544733
Half of your argument can be fixed by not being a retard and spending your money responsibly. They don't force you to buy useless shit, it's just you and your lack of self control.
>>80544802
>The members pay member fees.
members fee doesnt go to that you fucking retard.
their food stands are kike free and the customer sees it in reduced costs.
20% of their income doesnt go to franchise fees because they own their own franchise.
>>80544733
And their gas stations aren't cheaper, and you have to wait 15 minutes in line at the pump with the car running,wasting gas because their stations are too full, when the gas station two minutes up the road is cheaper. You idiots deserve to lose money shopping at these scams.
Costco has the best hotdogs
>>80544745
>>80544882
>>80544914
>INVENTED
You only have them because we were nice enough to bring them to you. Like modern medicine, the car, the airplane, electricity, etc...
>>80544733
Sounds like you don't know hot to grocery shop efficiently you retard
>>80544733
>I'm too poor for a membership
>I lack self control
Even if you literally buy nothing, you can go there like once a week and have a lunch of free samples and you'll still break even.
>>80545234
No... we invented them. Makro was first opened in the 60s and Costco was opened in the 80s.
>>80545325
>Lunch of free samples
>>80545234
i know, thank you america for making me the first world!! we love you <3
>>80544733
>>come out with a 2,000 pack of printer paper, when you only print something out once a year
I have a box of 500 envelopes from Costco that I bought in 1997. I still have about 375 envelopes.
>>>Wind up throwing half the food out because it goes bad
This is the main reason I stopped shopping there. I can't eat fifty apples or 5 gallons of maple syrup before it expires/rots.
>>They don't even have bags
And the boxes they do have only have three sides and hold one thing (that's already in a box.)
>>80545124
>15 minutes in line at the pump with the car running,wasting gas
>he doesn't go at off hours to avoid the line
>he doesn't just turn off his fucking car while waiting in line
The only idiot here is you, m8.
>>80544733
You're everything that is wrong with America today. You seriously can't budget and restock your house properly for bulk items and foods? I mean you're probably the dick that buys 1lb basmati rice containers for $5, meanwhile you can buy a 20lb sack for under $20 from Costco. I only visit Costco once a month, but I buy things that'll last about a month. And who the fuck only spends $100 visiting a super market, I live alone and spend roughly $300 on one visit to Costco.
Do you even cook?
COSTCO is like 5 minutes from me. The outdoor fast food is so fuckiny cheap. 10 dollar large pizza with the works, can't beat it.
Best thing to do is simply go for food or gas on a slow day. Not hard, eh?
>>80545234
Shit, I didn't even see the rest of that post. You must be trolling, listing all those things invented outside of the US.
Costco's shit cafeteria food isn't even profitable.
>>80545692
Lol sure, Nige. Keep thinking youd have a car without Henry Ford and electricity without JP Morgan. America brings luxuries to the masses and makes them into everyday things
>>80545390
Nope. You rotten tooth and brain idiot.
Sol Price founded FedMart in 1954, an early US discount store.
Even if you have a family of 5+, if you actually break it down, you are still losing money shopping there
Right off the bat, you're down 100 for the year just by signing up
No bags, gotta bring the shit out to your car one by one
When you're driving home, it sounds like there is a fucking bowling alley in the back of your car. Shits flying all over the place, because there aren't back. By the time you get home, everything glass is broken
No bags, and 100 a year to shop there, and people think this is the greatest fucking thing ever.
The lines are ridiculous, because everyone has huge shit crammed into their carts
You wait on line for twenty minutes to pay for your bulk junk food
Then you get near the exit, and get stuck waiting in a line for 20 minutes to leave, because some 80 year old man with glasses is checking off your reciept one by one.
>>80546069
>a government store is the same as Costco and Makro
Sure thing, son.
Then when you load your trunk, and want to sit down and relax for a minute, there are six asshols waiting inline to take your parking space, because they're too lazy to walk another 300 yards. Costco,BJ'S AND Sam's cater to the fat and lazy.
>>80546234
Its 50 bucks and glass breaking is your own damn fault.
And who doesnt have a shitton of plastic bags at home?
>>80545413
>Can't eat fifty apples or 5 gallons of maple syrup
And you call yourself a burgerbro? For shame.
>>80546318
FedMart. Gov. Store.
Yea, I fell for that bait, no one can be this stupid. Try again rotten teeth.
>>80543371
I'd rather eat brunch at some cozy cafe, even if it costs $10, because I'm not a poor Walmart worker.
>>80543371
>mfw Whooper jr. with unlimited refills is $2 in memezuela but you only make $18 a month
>>80546406
It's not that I don't want to, it's that after 8 lbs of Hamburger Helper and a 24 liter of Diet Coke I just don't have room for it anymore. Maybe I should ask /fit/ what to do...
>>80543583
we have METRO senpai
>>80546691
are you a neet? do you really only make $18 a month
>>80543371
IKEA has same deal and no membership fees, massive faggot
>>80546691
They have burger king in that shithole?
>>80546864
you don't have to have a membership to eat the food there
Pic related, every European I've taken to a super market or even Costco type store drops and opens their mouth. It's like that drunken soviet leader visiting a US super market and was amazed at the stocked shelves and so many different products, this is the reaction Euros have in a regular US super market.
>>80546586
Look, I'll hold your hand through it. FedMart wasn't a warehouse club, which is what Costco and Makro are. The first American warehouse club was started by Sol Price (Price Club), but in the 70s. The first European warehouse club (Makro), was started in the 60s.
See how 70 is bigger than 60? Well that means the first warehouse club was European! Yay, gold star for you!
>>80546819
That's min wage here
>>80546895
Yup kek
>>80546819
Even if a Venezuelan made $5k a month, there isn't any food to buy there.
Thanks, Chavez!
>>80546691
>mfw I make ~€30/hr before taxes (€18 after taxes)
>>80545234
Well, they invented your language, so I guess it's a fair deal
Burgercuck
>>80546691
why do they even pay you if there's nothing to buy
>>80543583
>how come they never invented the big box store?
because one only goes to the big box store on sundays. We don't work on sundays, there's no employees to attend you
Must have a sad life when going to a bulk store is an event. Bunch of fat slobs eating free samples and walking around
Let's break this down. You're buying a 72 pack of toothpaste, and 40 pack of tissues
You're cutting your supermarket trips in half by going to Costco
For you to break even on going there, you would need to save $4 on every trip to Costco
That isn't even including the 40 pound watermelon in the back, that you needed a forklift to put it in your fucking car, and half of that is going to go to waste
Do you guys understand how you're being taken advantage of?
>>80547097
Can't you just escape and smuggle yourself to funland in some ship?
>>80547178
And thus a new age in capitalism was born
>>80546999
Nice bait again, but it started in 1954.
Price launched the first FedMart in 1954, it already developed pre 1960 to be what it was.
You're really are an idiot.
>>80543371
I live in West Texas
>>80543502
>>80543502
>>80543583
>>80543934
>>80544316
>>80544757
>>80545044
what the fuck is a Costco?
>>80547259
The 80 pound bag of oranges you got, and maybe you'll eat 20 pounds of it before it goes to waste.
I buy sleeping bags and go camping for the weekend return them them, There's my $100 bucks right there. Bought snorkeling gear for gf and I returned it after holiday covered in salt water and sand , Now I'm up $100 you sperg >>80544733
>>80546234
>No bags, gotta bring the shit out to your car one by one
>what is a god damn shopping cart
They even have extra large freight lifters cucks like you to carry all your estrogen supplements.
>>80545823
It's not meant to be profitable. It's more of a courtesy to members and potential members. They probably do make a TINY return on the service and food, but the point is that Costco ends up viewed in a benevolent light, which is what they're all about.
The incredibly cheap food draws people to their store, who in turn spend money at their store. Cost to Costco? Nothing. They only benefit from the attraction.
>>80545081
ok. Source?
I work there.
Your shop right or Publix that is only a mile from your house, and you're driving 10 to the big bulk store.
>>80543371
>eating the polish jew
>>80547168
>40% tax rate
Good lord
>>80547168
Shit working for the IRS there must be awesome, taking 50% of everything a person makes kek
>>80547303
Can't leave doggo and momma to starve tho
>>80547178
>Tfw im a slave in my own country
Why are all the costco sample people all old white women and why are they all so bitchy? I dont know why I should say thank you to the sample lady when its their FUCKING JOB. They're not giving me samples out of the kindness of their heart.
>>80547332
You still aren't getting it, even with all my help.
FedMart was NOT a warehouse club. It doesn't matter when it started, because it isn't relevant to the conversation. You might as well be stamping your feet that some cinema chain started in the 50s, because it's equally nothing to do with warehouse clubs.
The first American warehouse club was in the 70s, and it was called Price Club. The first European warhouse club was earlier, opening in the 60s, called Makro.
Do you get it now, or are you still going to be licking windows over something so simple?
You're spending another $4 bucks in gas for each trip. You will never break even after you account for the membership fee, the food and products that go to waste, and the extra amount of gas spend driving there.
>>80543371
Ikea has the same thing.
>>80543589
>Europe
>Country
Kek
>>80543371
unlimited refill?
damn that shit cost nothing anyway since its 95% water.
And then you have to get an extra refrigerator, and freezer just to store all this shit.
We prefer to eat food in Europe.
>>80547336
Have you never seen Idiocracy?
>>80544733
>>Buying things you don't need
Don't buy it you fucking retard
Pro Tip: I use to do the health and safetly checks at a Costco... You do not want to be eating that food, that's all I'll say.
>>80547097
>$18/month
>That's min wage here
brb booking plane ticket there to live like a fucking king, damn
I spend like $20 just on coffee and weed each day kek
>>80547803
>have you ever seen Reddit: The Movie?
thankfully not lad
>>80547714
And that is another $200 at least on the fridge alone
>>80543371
>What is IKEA?
>>80547783
No?
Sometimes I go there just to buy shampoo and conditioner.
Where do you tards get the idea that you're required to spend 100s of bucks there?
Oh, you're all poorfags.
>>80544733
i didn't think people could actually be this retarded.
>>80543583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zNsUTWsOc
>>80547652
You're an idiot. I'll play your gay game though you miserable rotten tooth.
FedMart began as a membership store by opening in an abandoned warehouse in San Diego, California in 1954. A second store was opened in Phoenix, Arizona in 1955 quickly followed by a third store in San Antonio, Texas. A second San Diego-area store was opened in Kearny Mesa in 1958 followed by opening of other stores in San Diego and Southern California. Membership requirements were dropped in the sixties and FedMart become a non-membership discount store.
>>80547625
>Why are all the costco sample people all old white women and why are they all so bitchy?
So true. They've mostly been replaced by asians here, but the white ones act like they're doing you a huge favor by putting some shitty food on a tray for you to take.
Can't wait till they're all asian.
>>80547828
http://www.vice.com/read/i-lived-like-a-king-for-a-month-in-venezuela-on-100-euros-876
>>80547625
You should say thank you. Did your parents raise you like a nigger?
Reminder you do not need a membership to eat at the food court. Also polish sausage > hot dog
Most of the bulk shit isn't even a deal. Even regular supermarkets have an 18 pack of paper towels. and a 32 pack of toilet paper. People think they're getting deals even when they aren't, and the regular supermarkets caught on.
>>80545614
I spend half that a month at Costco to supply more people. What are you doing wrong? You can't be spending that much.
>>80547560
For average wage earners (€3300/month or so) the effective tax rate is about 33%. Problem is we then also need to pay 24% VAT on everything we buy (businesses can deduct it).
Anyway, do you really think your mother wants you to live in an authoritarian shithole for the rest of your life? I mean she at least got to live in a quasi-functional Venezuela.
>>80548075
Nice thanks, where should I go for best time m8?
I'll kick start an entire towns economy with $500 per month if it means living like a king there
Shit I have enough I should just retire there permanently, damn
>>80548029
You really do have an obsession with teeth. Sounds like projection, to me.
So FedMart was a membership store... for whom? Oh yeah, government employees. So not the same as a warehouse club, which is why the same fucking founder of FedMart went ahead and founded Price Club, so that it could do what FedMart wasn't doing.
You really are such a fucking imbecile.
>he doesn't get a churro
>>80548193
Pic related
>>80543371
>American food
I wouldn't fucking touch that motherfucking 1% real meat hot dog with a 10 foot pole.
>>80543371
I thought it was just "with refill"
It's mind boggling, that people are in the big bult store cult, think that they're getting the greatest deal. You're brainwashed, so when you go in there, you believe that everything is a deal. If you're in that cult, you can't see anyway out of it.
>>80543371
>plastic
>food
I'll take the Coke tho
>>80548265
Caracas, get a good guide and stay in the nicer zones (East side), thats the key
>>80548258
I'm basically free to leave, but she's my only relative left, and she still dun wanna leave for some reason just yet
>People actually get costco memberships
Just buy a $20 gift card then never empty it famalam
>>80548365
You would rather have muhammads cock down your throat.
You bought 10 gallons of milk, and had to throw 4 of them away! Good deal!
>>80543371
Lets see here
>Coke
Obesity causing High Fructose Corn Syrup
>Hot Dog
Mass produced fat filled "meat" on a white carb bun denuded of all vitamins and nutrient with mass produced bland condiments filled with dye
I wouldn't eat any of that for free
>>80548274
The dropped it after the 1st year dimwit. No, I'm an American, my teeth are perfect, unlike yours. Nice projection, you foul tooth limey, try harder, I can picture you trying to type faster but your british manboobs are getting in the way and you're huffing and puffing.
You really are this stupid, and I thought it was bait. Thanks for the laughs. Eurotrash never ceases to amaze me.
Anyway, you're too much of an idiot to realize it doesn't matter who started it, the US perfected it.
>>80543934
>>80545017
Wait what?
$20 for one hot dog?
$20 for one beer?
$5 dollars for mustard and ketchup?
That's about R656.00 - that's what most of us make in one day here.
>>80548365
To be fair, Swedish food is disgusting pickled fish, potatoes, and dry discs of bread.
So much so that the vast majority of restaurants in Sweden aren't framed as Swedish in anyway.
>>80543502
>tfw i'm taking a massive shit as i type this from my costco lunch.hot dog,combo slice,raspberry smoothy and churro.
>>80548581
I buy 4 big containers of milk, they last long if you don't open them all at the same time. Try that next time.
>>80548354
>bagels
MAH NIGGA
cheese bagel is best bagel
>>80548265
>I'll kick start an entire towns economy with $500 per month
100 € is like 2.7 million Canadian Maplecents.
>>80548603
You're getting so angry about being wrong. Go calm yourself down, brush your teeth a few times to make yourself feel better, and then admit defeat. Or, keep acting like a buttflustered moron. Your choice. And since it's only two options, you shouldn't struggle too much.
Being part of the big bulk cult, it like being a domestic abuse victim. You're brainwashed. The guy beats you all of the time but "he's a good dad" .But he's abusing you, "yea, but he's a good dad" You're so caught up in the big bulk world, that you don't even realize that your wallet is being physically abused.
>>80548781
>Shoo! Shoo! Slimy limey!
I win!
You go in there thinking everything is a deal, and you wind up buying shit you do't even need.
>>80548500
>Caracas, get a good guide and stay in the nicer zones (East side), thats the key
Gracias por el consejo amigo
>>80548701
I figure go now while they're still worth even that, give it a few more years and 100€ will be worth $1billion CanCuckBucks
>>80548500
Hope things don't get too wild there, when the final collapse comes. Maybe the military will make an orderly coup?
Then a decade of helicopter rides for socialists and voila you are Chile 2.0
>>80548781
>bongs thinking they invented anything except inbreeding
>>80544733
It's really meant for families, not single faggots or forever bf/gf no children couples.
>mfw muricans don't know about Halbe Hähnchen
"American" food is disgusting desu
>>80548891
Sure you did, little buddy. You're a winner!
>>80543371
1,50 for a Sausage covered in sweat,jizz and spit?, and free liquid diabetes ?. what a deal.
but i stick to actual cuisine, has do to at least some work
>>80548958
American food is literally just German food
>>80543371
I wish there was a Cost Co near me. I'm almost crying now.
>>80548613
Its an exaggeration bud
Its more like $20 for the hot dog and beer and ketchup and mustard is free.
>>80548966
I win slimy limey! I WIN! Now go smile in the mirror and recoil in horror, while my teeth are all nice and white and I can smile in public and you can't.
>>80549042
this lol
>>80545017
Thirsty Thursdays at the Jacksonville Suns games got me back into baseball.
>$5 entry
>$1 12 ounce
>$2 24 ounce
Good atmosphere, cheap, and lots of fun
6,000 piece printer paper for $22! Thats got to be a deal!
"But honey, we don't even use the printer anymore"
But that's got to be a deal! Who knows how much that would cost at staples!
"But honey, We only use the printer once a year to print out our boarding passes for vacation"!
Yea, but this has got to be a deal!
>>80547336
>Texas doesn't even have Costco
Sure is Africa in here
>>80543371 (OP)
>>80543502
>>80544316
>>80544757
>>80545044
>chicken bake
Is there anything more divine?
>>80548700
Locs and cream cheese on cinnamon toast!
Get it out of here!
>>80548930
It's fine leaf, and have someone waiting for you at the airport, that's likely one of the worst zones ever.
>>80548933
There should be a referendum this year wether maduro continues or not as press, but if they go full Stalin anything can happen, thanks for the good wishes anyways
>>80548613
It's only that much in some NFL/NBA games inside the stadium. In the US food is generally cheap as fuck.
Problem is these fucks insist on buying greasy $1 hotdogs when they could get some nice lunch/brunch for $10-20
>>80549042
There is no "american" food. It doesn't exist, Tyler
pic related: that the shit you get in Vaterland in front of many supermarkets
>>80549177
>all of Texas is the same thing
>>80543371
affects political views of americans. paid by politicians with taxpayers money
>>80549153
Do you pretend like your life is a sitcom or are you just a fucking joke all around?
>>80549247
>he doesn't know that the reason he doesn't think our cuisine exists is that he's so immersed in it
>>80549042
>>80549108
You're not American if you aren't German-American
The gas isn't even cheaper. I drive by there gas stations every day, and you aren't getting a deal. Costco $2.14 a gallon, with a huge line, and the regular gas station 2 minutes up the road up the road $1.98.
>>80549322
Muh german nigga
>>80549153
Boarding passes through text message are better desu
>>80543371
>Corn Syrup
>unlimited refills
Gee can't imagine why
>>80549321
Give me just one example
>>80545124
>gas stations aren't cheaper
Only true in states with Jewish anti-competition laws that fix pricing.
>>80549464
Beer?
>>80549486
Yea, how many gas blends are there sold at one time in gas stations throughout the US? It's sick.
>>80549464
Well, they did give us KFC, Subways, McDonalds, Burger King, Papa Johns... basically, any fast-food place is probably American.
>>80549301
I'm listening to this, and typing it out as it goes along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTrsNCro1Jg
>>80549322
>non-WASPs
>>80548365
Lol nigga. Costco dogs are all beef. They are some of the best hot dogs you can get.
>>80547336
costco is to white people what walmart is to beaners
>>80544733
kill yourself my man
>>80549700
Angles and Saxons literally came from Germany you nigger
>>80549536
Are you retarded my man?
>>80549077
>>80549244
Yeah, I'm not sure why you guys don't buy fresh foods and cook at home more often?
I haven't really touched fast food since I finished school - the only time I'll eat out is on the weekends really and even then it will be at a nice restaurants.
Those hot dogs look disgusting desu, at leas with bratwurst it kinda looks like real food.
>>80543583
>bragging about having a Walmart instead of family owned shops
>>80548473
Don't be a retard. Most people go to Costco for the kirklands brand shit. Better tha. Top tier national brands at a lower price. Costco near me has a liquor store and that shit is God tier.
>>80549621
Better than feces contaminated curry hindu food you guys shovel down your throats with a smile.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chef-prepared-curry-after-wiping-7745790
Chef prepared curry after wiping bottom with his bare hands 'for cultural reasons'
ITT: people who can't into a budget or self control.
mfw I live in one of he most expensive cities on the east coast, make 150k/year and spend 200/month at Costco which is half of my grocery bill for the month.
You are all plebs.
>>80549621
>McDonalds
>Burger King
Hamburgers are german food. Has nothing to do with "american" cuisine
>>80549700
2nd cousin fucker
>>80549784
Its a monopoly since at the baseball game you cannot bring in food and you arent going to leave right in the middle of it to eat.
Its just a rare case we were bringing up
>>80549777
I hope you're kidding.
American Beer IS German Beer. It's not even a debate.
I prefer their chicken bake
>>80549384
I don't know what fucking Costco you go to, but the gas at the two costcos I go to is always $0.10 cheaper.
>>80549177
I lived in north Texas for 30yrs. We have tons of costcos
>>80549898
Nigger that's what we're trying to tell you
American food is German food
>>80549772
German-American implies heritage specifically from Germany, not any Germanic tribe, you double nigger
>>80550012
You are an ignorant 4chan poster.
>>80549923
Can't you hide Doritos and shit in a bag or they frisk your stuff at the entrance?
>>80549898
Hamburgers are German like French fries are French. It's just a name, bud.
>>80550052
>germany
>any germanic tribe
>why do we call them germanic tribes if they aren't from germany
a nigger is you
>>80549912
Southern WASPs do that, but that's because they're southern, not because they're WASPs
>>80543371
Costco is GOAT
not only is the food good, most of the kirkland brand is organic
pic related is probably the best tasting salsa you can buy
>>80549912
>2nd cousin
If you had cousins that looked like mine, you'd understand.
I can't wait for the next family reunion.
>>80544757
>not getting a slice of pepperoni, a churro, and a mocha freeze
Psh.
>>80550052
Are you retarded? He claimed that WASPs and Germans were distinct groups when the former literally came from Germany; IE Germans
>>80549454
After Brexit is complete, the U.S. will become Britain's greatest trade partner. Britain's greatest imports will be HFCS and South/Central American's. They will remove all your kebabs and replace them with Taco Bell's and 60 liter Big Gulps™.
>>80549784
I used to buy fresh food and cook at my apartment when I was a student, but once I got a job I kind of have max 1 hr lunch/brunch break.
Plus from a purely economic perspective it doesn't make sense to cook at home because of the value of the extra time it takes. It takes like 30-60min to buy and cook the food but I could take that time and earn €30 and just let someone else do it.
But sometimes you just want to cook yourself.
>>80543583
Congratulations - you have unlimited access to cheap ground pork anus instead of reasonably priced German sausage with high quality meat.
Oh and ITT no one has mentioned costco pizza. You disappoint me /pol
>>80550145
You're goddamned right. The best classic style salsa. Mateos is good if you want something different.
>>80550239
Truly an ALL AMERICAN vision, anon.
I think I cried a little.
>>80550112
You can sneak in snacks no problem
>>80550255
>ITT Euros have no closet to store bulk items like beans and rice, and store stuff in their gay tiny fridges.
>>80550318
ctrl-f giga nigga
>All of these big bulk employes, shilling there scam stores and pretending to be customers.
>>80543371
Always seemed like a good deal. I haven't eaten hot dogs in almost 10 years though. It's literally left over meat scraps. Absolutely disgusting.
>>80543371
I had one of these today. It was great.
>>80550451
>being this paranoid
You missed your meds there buddy
>12.99
>>80550557
>blue jeans
Absolutely haram
>>80550451
Get out of your nuclear shelter faggot. Sunny days and Costco hotdogs are fucking amazing.
>>80550318
the Costo combination pizzas is actually so fucking good and cheap. Way better than your avegage domnies/pizzahut/papajohns etc.
>>80549810
>one guy does something
>"ALL BRITS EAT SHIT CURRY, GUYS!!1!"
>>80550377
We have them. They're called larders.
Seriously, 3 for 3 on being a moronic retard in every fucking thing you've tried in this thread. I can only hope you're trolling, because if you aren't you are fucked for life, mate.
>>80543371
USA Minimum wage $7.5~$10.5
Norway Minimum wage $17.29
>No wonder Europeans are so poor
Its kinda funny that we had the same perception about each other.
Europoors can't afford a Costco membership. Why even try? America is #1
BIG BULK STORES ARE CLOSING DOWN LOCAL BUSINESS, AND HARMING LOCAL ECONOMIES. Why go buy bulk fruit from the local big bulk store, when you can help out your local farmer? Why go buy 50 pounds of chop meat from costco, when you can go to your local butcher?
>>80550557
THEY'RE SO CHEAP, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE FUCKUPS FROM BANGLADESH, THAT WEREN'T QUALITY ENOUGH TO MAKE IT INTO THE STORE. The fuck ups from the sweatshop workers.
>>80543371
>poison: $1.50 with unlimited refills
no wonder europoor are healthy
Enjoy dying at age 60 because you're too stupid and lazy to make your own food
>>80550742
That means nothing. Few make the minimum wage.
>>80543371
I would probably not eat that. But we all know that if we need shitty food we can take a vacation in america.
>>80548258
>>80549244
Why are you posting shit from the worst city in Canada?
>>80550377
>beans and rice
Yeah great cuisine mate. I'm not gonna eat like some UN food aid recipient if I can help it.
>>80551079
heres your (You)
>>80548149
Depends on where the food court is located.
Also my polish nigga.
>>80551079
Staple foods dummy, you know, some chicken, rice and beans, or some chicken and rice. Notice I'm using chicken, your Finlandian ass is probably scared to eat red meat.
>>80550759
>living in the United States
>not supporting your local banana farmer
>>80543371
hot dogs matter!!!!
>Not shopping at Aldi
$40 a week gets me tons of food that lasts me more than a week. Pic related is my latest haul. I've been to Costco and you can't beat these prices there. $0.89 for a carton of eggs and $0.99 for a gallon of milk. Only thing Costco is good for is packaged name-brand stuff like chips and soda or non-perishable goods like toilet paper. Anything fresh is better at Aldi's.
>>80551267
tfw bit by line star tick and now allergic to red meat
>>80549180
>>80549180
THAT LOOKS FUCKING DELICIOUS
>>80543371
When I lived in the US I loved to get a couple of those shitty 7/11 hotdogs and pour as much fake cheese and relish on top as I could. That shit was Godly a couple times a week, at the evening, sitting at the porch and enjoying life.
>>80551267
Bro, did you not get the he was trying to convince you of his superiority anonymously over a Japanese image board that hes too good to eat rice and beans?
>>80550860
Not even close to true. They are purpose made for the store. Outlet stores used to sell seconds but that's not even true anymore. Just cheaper stuff ordered in bulk
>>80549898
I'm sure you guys were the first humans to grind up cow sirloin and make them into patties. Just like BBQ comes from Texas, right?
>>80551475
Why don't you mind your own business ass clown
>>80551076
Lived there for a few years. One of the most fun places in Canada, as long as you're not anglo scum.
>>80550557
>designated shitting pants
They're blue to hide the poo
>>80551531
BBQ in Texas is better than the rest. What the fuck kinda faggot are you?
>>80551275
Never heard of them. Apparently they have no stores in the west half of the country besides commiefornia
>>80551442
Pic fucking related hhhnnnggg
>>80547803
Why have I seen that same file name many times. Max, please name your files. You may as well be tripfagging
>>80544733
Costco insider here AMA
>>80543371
Looks like bad diarrhea on an actual dog meat hot dog. Is that why muricans are incredibly fat n stupid?
>>80544733
Shit dude, I have the Costco credit card which costs $110 a year. By using it in my day to day life it more than pays for itself in Costco Rewards cash. They effectively end up paying me a couple hundred dollars to have one.
>>80551267
>>80551475
You people seriously eat rice and beans? I mean I can understand preparing some side dish out of it, but just rice and beans?
Even if you have those at home, you still need to go to the store to buy the chicken (or beef/pork/fish/etc), which takes time.
>>80551610
Cool your tits, flatlander. Texans didn't invent BBQ.
>>80551929
Did you know that you can buy a delicious 3lb rotisserie chicken from Costco for 4.99?
checkmate douchebag.
>>80551404
Didn't know that was possible. You can still eat fish/poultry? Sucks :(
>>80549955
kek, then you must not have drank German beer. American beer is by far the worst on this planet
>>80551867
Oh shut the fuck up, and you guys eat gyros, pork shoulder meat slathered in pork fat, then topped with full fat yogurt tzatziki and a pita soaked in pork fat and a side of fries and you're trying to make fun of americans? To top it off, you chain smoke like maniacs and have one of the highest obesity rates in Europe, I wouldn't be surprised if male obesity rates in Greece were higher than the US, it was all fat bastards in summer eating out stuffing whole loaves of bread, as much as they could fit in their mouths and screaming for more and getting angry when they ate it all, lets fill up on bread before the food comes assholes, lets see who can stuff a whole loaf of bread in their mouth guys.
>>80552212
did you really expect some Greek retard to be able to comprehend what mustard and relish are?
>>80551867
Greece is the filthiest country in Europe. You can't even pay your debts.
>>80552021
Pumped full of Yahweh knows what. Not kosher.
>>80543371
>2016
>drinking soda
Men drink water and alcohol.
>>80551929
You moron, I explained it as a side. Once a week I'll make a rice and bean dish with vegetables.
We have large refrigerators in the US, we can store frozen chicken parts, like breast and drumsticks, you know take them out the day before let them defrost in the refrigerator part.
>>80552021
>rotisserie chicken
You know they prepare it out of chicken that is about to expire right? Sure, it's probably the best quality/price ratio item in the whole store if you're a student, but after eating that crap for years on a budget, you kind of want to eat some real chicken dishes.
>>80551442
have you had these?
>>80551578
>anglo scum
Glad you got kicked out, French sympathizer.
>>80543371
I can make 6 of those for about 3 dollahs, and eat it while wearing my comfy clogs in a tullipfield while being cooled by a windmill and have unlimited cowmilk refills
>>80552304
They have similar foods, and also slop stuff up in similar ways, maybe he really is retarded.
>>80552395
No actually it's not, they're all pre-ordered for rotisserie, it's not the old unsold chicken lol.
>>80552472
Try the cheetos macncheese sticks from BK they are dank.
>>80552383
Yeah enjoy eating weeks upon weeks old meat.
I bet you buy bread once a week or something too, instead of new bread every day. Witnessed some yank expats in Montreal doing this shit, gnawing on that shitty stale bread.
>>80552644
Fat fuck
>>80550557
Those with white cross training sneakers a tucked in black t-shirt and a fedora
wizard level
>>80552472
Nope. I think they were introduced after I left... looks delicious af tho
>>80552531
Dont forget about selling weed to foreigners and cheekily pushing them into a canal.
>>80552675
No seriously, a lot of americans freeze meats in the freezer, you forget our living spaces and appliances are much larger and can hold a lot. I have frozen fish, squid, steaks, ground beef, whole chicken, chicken parts and god knows what else in my freezer that I defrost to cook. You get it now?
>finally get thin
>realize I can't eat at costco anymore
fug
>>80552472
>>80552795
There was a place that made these godly mozzarella sticks... holy shit I was buying some daily.
>>80543371
Buying a frozen hotdog from the same store where you can buy an entire box of them for a fraction of the price because youre too lazy and impatient to go home and cook yourself...
disgusting.
>not getting based one dollar ribeyes from Dollar Tree
you guys dont know shit about being a cheap bastard
>>80552795
so good when youre drunk or stoned, obviously terrible for you but they are delicious
that fake cheese is one of my guilty pleasures
>>80543371
No wonder burgers are so fat and short.
>>80552675
Do you go to the store every day to get fresh meat? What a waste of time. Chicken lasts at least a week in the fridge and if you freeze it it can last months. If you're making a stew or something frozen chicken works just fine.
>>80552212
Gyros is healthier than that maybe 10% meat, fat and food coloring you muricans are eating. Tzatziki is yoghurt, garlic, vinegar, cucumber and olive oil. Mediterranean food is top tier. Murican food on the other hand looks like deep fried vomit.
>>80552906
You do realise the quality of the meat suffers a lot from additional freezing/defrosting ?
>>80546627
Unfortunately no amount of food can overcome the existential reality that your country is barely a rounding error on the global ledger
>>80552795
also always liked these too
>>80553087
Why does that look so terrible?
>>80547097
What line of work are you in? How much do you make?
>>80553234
>dollar tree
This is the bottom of the barrel
>>80553087
I got 4 packs of chicken thighs,two while chickens, and 4 pounds of hamburger for 26 bux.
>>80553234
Because its scraps of meat fused together. i still eat it though. falls apart but i normally just do a ghetto stir fry with dollar tree veggies and macaroni. i can make a decent sized platter for 3 dollars that'll do lunch and dinner for 2 days.
>>80553143
It's chicken you dumbass. It's already practically flavorless without seasoning.
>>80546627
>eggs benedict
American.
>>80552893
Do you guys actually still get tourist for that? We have 4 states where it's flat out legalized, not just tolerated. Not to mention we also just happen to have the best weed in the world. Everyone I know who has been to Amsterdam says the weed is absolute shit. Same with Jamaica
>>80553139
Gyros are awesome.
Though, I do like the "Americanized" version that has fries in it.
>>80553397
Eeeeeh, depends what chicken. I raise my own free ranging chickens and they are godlike when it comes to flavour. The factory bred ones have awful rubber like taste.
>>80543371
>Minimum wage in USA : 7 USD
>Hot dog is $1.5
>Minimum wage in Australia : 19 AUD (= 14 USD)
>Hot dog + drink = $1.5 (= 1.05 USD)
Why American haven't started a riot yet?
>>80553397
>mfw I'm literally talking with some walmart shopping trailer trash yank
>>80553603
>size difference 1#
I brought my grandpa from Russia to live with me a few years ago. Took him to costco and he thought I brought him to some store set up to look full. Had to take him to like 3-4 different grocery stores for it to actually set in that there was just that much food in our grocery stores.
>>80548930
I had to reverse image search this one to understand it.
Pierre Trudeau is Justin Trudeau's father. Canada now has their version of a Bush/Clinton dynasty. You guys need to crush that shit now and never let it happen again. Look what's going on here in U.S. politics. Do you want a Canadian Jeb or Hillary?
>>80553510
Bullshit. I've had "free range" chickens before. Tastes just like the kind you get at the store. There is a reason no chicken dish ever has you cooking the chicken with very little seasoing like you would a steak. It is naturally lacking in any flavor because it is relatively lean.
>>80553603
Try buying cigarettes
>>80547336
It's basically a Sam's Club
>>80553660
Say what you will about walmart's chicken, it still tastes better than Jamal's cock.
>>80553502
Many places put fries in gyros here too. Some have whole wheat pitas if you want it to be more healthy (or hipster).
>>80553143
Not that anon, but, yeah it does suffer. Still, I only got time to shop once a week, so the end of the week I eat some previously frozen stuff a lot - or go out.
>>80553603
don't work minimum wage, faggot
>>80553603
Because we don't have to pay $12 for a bottle of mouthwash. Everything out here is cheap as fuck. $2.19 for a gallon of gas. How much out there?
>>80543371
you think that shits so cheap? you forget the 50,000 or more for the coronary bypass youll get from that junk.. better invest in healthy food and save money in the long term oh and yeah dont get sick
>>80550318
I love it. Better than any fast food pizza, and they give you huge as fuck slices.
>>80553818
Huh. Figured it was only an American thing.
>>80543371
>No wonder Europeans are so mad
ftfy
>>80553740
lol that is simply not true. Someone probably scammed you.
When chickens live free, eat greens all day and bask in the sun they are super healthy and their meat is crazy delicious.
You can't compare it to store sold chicken at all. It's like two separate types of food. The aroma of a freshly baked home grown chicken even without space is mouth watering.
>>80551222
>tfw food courts are all inside in my local costcos
>tfw no membership
>tfw family referred my brother instead of me
>tfw dad cancelled his membership and can't refer me
>tfw can't drop by and get 2 slices of pizza, a hot dog, and a soda for 5.50
>>80553910
You've been to Greece?
>>80553736
Everyone wants a Jeb. What are you talking about?
>>80554101
No. I just figured that putting fries in gyros was something that would only be done here.
>>80544567
kek
>>80554168
It's quite common here too.
>>80543371
It's a sons duty to outgrow and surpass their father. I ain't even mad. When your father is taking his last breath and you've grown out of your overly-proud and aggressive teenage phase, son, I can die proud.
>>80553874
> I only got time to shop once a week
And that was my original point for why I don't cook myself so often, and prefer to eat out instead because it makes economical sense once you get a decent job.
>>80553910
>>80554101
we put fries in almost all gyros as well, it is mandatory if you want customers to buy it lol
>>80554025
Free range chicken is shit. They don't eat greens, they eat bugs and worms. Thats what they end up tasting like. Caged chickens eat a controlled diet of grains and whatnot to make them taste cleaner.
>>80554025
Can confirm. Chicken that is treated right and killed fresh tastes amazing compared to the hen-house operations.
>>80554025
My uncle raised the chickens himself you dumbass. My extended family has been farming for generations. They all know what "free range" chickens taste like and they all say the same thing: It's no different than what you get in the store. What is funny about the free range birds is that most of what they end up eating is shit from rats and other small animals. That's probably where the extra "flavor" you keep talking about is coming from.
>>80554289
Even if you buy the hippiest of free range organic gluten free chicken, it's still gonna last at least a week in the fridge. Do you not have fridges in cuckistan?
Here's to hoping this thread isn't an ironic or facetious thread about American cuisine.
>this face when i find out it isn't by dominating all you NEET faggots on the day of the rope
>>80554544
He's from Finland, they can just store that shit outside in the snow.
>>80554306
>>80554360
Haha oh wow! I am either getting trolled hard or you are doing something wrong.
Bugs and worms is somehow wrong? But chemically treated grains are not? Lmfao!
Also, if your uncle's chickens eat rat shit maybe that's the problem with their taste desu, tell your uncle to clean his fucking yard lmao.
Think what you are saying for one second - something grown without light, with antibiotic infested food that never moves more than a couple inches in its cage is more tasy than running, bug eating, green eating, grain eating, sun bathing free range chickens? The delusion on this level is mind boggling... or just ignorance lol.
>>80554312
This guy knows what's up.
>>80554306
>They don't eat greens
Also this made me chuckle heartily. Have you raised any? Why are you talkng bullshit? Free ranging chickens eat grass and greens all day long.
>>80554301
In some places you have ask. A few don't even have fries because it's more traditional that way blah blah blah t. Ripoffs.
>>80553909
>it's not supreme
>>80554871
>mfw people don't like fries with their food
Horrific
>>80545124
Costco gas has 5x the detergents of the top gasoline brands.
>>80543371
>Thinking anything in that picture constitutes food.
Amerifats every god damn time.
>>80554936
Supreme is good, but I like a plain cheese on occasion
Walmart tried to come to Germany.
It was the biggest failure for them ever.
They could not compete with our established system.
Maybe the American system is not the best?
>>80546372
This is the only legitimate criticism you have had so far. Nowhere else do I see cunts sit in their car for a half hour so they can save fifty feet of walking to the entrance. I always park far away anyway just to hurry things up, idgaf
>>80555452
I thought you guys liked rapis... I mean migrants.
>>80555452
Aren't Lidl and Aldi the European Wal-Mart?
>>80546932
You don't have to be a member to eat at Costco either. Go on, try it.
>>80552395
Nah, they're specially ordered specifically for the rotisserie, and are actually very good in taste and quality
>>80555758
They are discounters, very small.
Aldi especially has its own way of selling products.
They only sell their own brand of a certain product. There is no variety or choice.
Walmart is comparable to Real or Metro.
>>80553234
Because it's literally below dog food grade
>>80547724
This
Ikea is cheaper. 50 cents I think
i hate my country
>get education
>get job
>get the same anmount of money as i would get from being on neetbux (Welfare from the State, basically infinite, they pan rent, healthcare everything)
And people wonder why im not working
Why is that so? Because i, even the lowest worker, would get taxed to death, just so we can invite refugees with that money, or pay other peoples neetbux.
Can't they just put the taxes on the people that earn much more?
Why just always let the poor people suffer, just to get other poor people money
this system is retarded
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