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TL/DR: Parliament is split, nationalists / protectionists / wildcards hold balance of power
>BECOME A ONE NATION MEMBER
http://www.onenation.com.au/membership
>ABC news 24 stream
http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-news-24/NS1413V001S00#playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfLlDlJ1qA
>ABC House of Reps Prediction
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
>Senate Results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/senate/
>ABC try to be funny cunts and waste more taxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmiTK0EfeBc
>Old dude calls pm pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUloOla7yOE
>Pauline hasn't forgotten who wronged her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjhGxGbW9Q
>AEC might not finish counting for a month
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-03/election-2016-ballot-count-could-take-a-month-finalise,-aec-says/7565158
>Pauline gets fired up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHBnhfmgR6g
>Greens declare war against the /pol/ine agenda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcdA705tM-A
>Pauline politely declines halal, muslim faggot talks over her like the rude smarmy semite that he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa2oOUWCwA
>Pauline gets a serious interview and declares allegiance to the people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7c8tL1egmE
>One nation and greens are two sides of the same coin, we love our greens supporters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLCnVkoBEn0
>Posting the ABC prediction
Jesus fucking christ dude...
actual results here
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
>tight election
>THIS many people STILL voting Liberal
What the fuck is wrong with this country? I thought Australians were just average working class people, why in the fuck are they voting for people that want to suck the tit of big banks and big business...
Post Pauline
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
Actual results from the actual Australian Electoral Commission, not the biased 'predictions' who last night had libs at 74 seats at one point
>>79587492
because sucking Union dick and high taxes is even worse.
>>79587492
Because muh surplus
>>79587003
>Kennett and Hanson
The battle of the polis with the hilarious voices.
>>79587492
because some labour candidates ran on platforms like
>I'm gay lmao
>>79587492
Your party blows niggers.
>>79587523
>le fish and chips shop lady face
>>79587492
Found the student
>tfw labor held on to my marginal seat
fucking hell
in fairness labor had every paki campaigning for them and that makes up about 70% of my suburb
Who here till Tuesday?
>>79587492
Because most Australians don't read party policy and listen to whatever the commercial TV stations tell them to do.
>Richard Di Natale says the Greens will stand against Pauline Hanson's 'racist and bigoted agenda
Who gives a fuck, dude? What are you? Nothing.
>>79588001
>caring about australia is racist
>>79587775
>le butthurt greeny post
>>79588001
>Describing Di Natale with this much clarity
(You) for PM
>>79587923
Sounds grim
These threads are comfy, keep it up Australianons
>>79587003
>Albanese wants to challenge Shorten for the leadership
Fucking why? Shorten brought Labor back from the brink.
>>79588001
>greens
>relevant
one day we will see pauline/one nation eclipse the greens
>>79587378
I thought i had put both up national senate votes is interesting to see the nationwide appeal of one nation, they are 4th highes voted party now (if coalition is counted as one)
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateFirstPrefsByGroup-20499-NAT.htm
>>79588001
Di Natalie is a whiny maggot poof
>>79588098
>it's already begun
this country needs to be nuked
>>79588057
>Sounds grim
only because I live in a shithole back in aus
>>79588119
>Implying they haven't already
>>79588137
Ok you are forgiven
Actual greens policies
>Genuine security rests on cooperation, fair economic and social development, environmental sustainability, and respect for human rights, rather than on military capabilities.
>Civil society organisations, including ethnic and women's groups, should be fully involved in conflict prevention, peacemaking and post-conflict reconstruction.
>To reduce the threat of terrorism, the social and economic injustices which contribute to terrorist actions should be addressed.
>Climate change represents one of the greatest threats to international peace and security.
>Environmental degradation caused by climate change impacts will increasingly result in the displacement of people, undermining global peace and security.
>>79587003
So give it to me simple, what does all this mean for out greatest ally [Australia] ?
>>79588001
It's a shame Melbourne keeps voting them back in.
>>79588314
this is as closest to a trump or brexit that we could of hoped for this election
>>79588314
We have victory but no stability and our /pol/ party has had the best result yet. It's ours to lose
>>79588248
I see no problems here. Care to elaborate?
>>79587642
>LNP gets in, immediately doubles the deficit
>but... but... muh surplus...
>voters continue to vote LNP anyway
Such is life in Australia.
>>79588248
Actual greens policies
>suck dicks
>reject nuclear power
>whine
>>79588203
yeaj, i remember reading yesterday that the greens only got 1 seat and one nation has 1 with 2 being a strong possibility
where can I get results, that link posted above doesnt show one nation stuff
>>79587957
if 10% of the vote and 1.9% of the vote both get you the same amount of seats, how is the crazy aussie way of voting any better than fptp?
Remember when libs were /comfy/?
>>79588248
>>Climate change represents one of the greatest threats to international peace and security.
>>Environmental degradation caused by climate change impacts will increasingly result in the displacement of people, undermining global peace and security.
>retarded "alt-right" kiddies will see a problem with this
>>79588248
Until relatively recently this arguement was used to declare Israel a non-state by the Greens.
They're the last Australian party to recognize Israel formally.
>>79587875
Found the high school drop out
>>79587549
>had libs at 74 seats at one point
Topkek, I bet they feel stupid now.
>>79588421
>greens only got 1 seat and one nation has 1 with 2 being a strong possibility
You're mixing the houses there m8. That Green seat is lower house, where almost nobody except Liberal, National or Labor gets anywhere. Those One Nation seats are upper house, where the Greens are also getting a lot more.
>>79588418
wrong way round m8
>old m8 johnny sets us up to be in a good spot for the recession
>k.rudd: "yeah nah fuck off, time to spend this shit"
Tones/Malcolm are just trying to get us back
>>79588535
You're in the minority if you support Israhell.
>>79588478
greens get 10% in all seats and xeno got +50% in one seat.
Xen gets a seat. Greens don't.
Senate is the one that is proportional.
@79588489
>To reduce the threat of terrorism, the social and economic injustices which contribute to terrorist actions should be addressed.
Fuck you.
>>79588248
>the military isnt important when it comes to security
>lets leave fighting terrorism to shitskins and women
>fight terrorism by giving in and paying kafir tax
>weather changing is a threat to peace and security
>climate change is what caused war in syria
fucking greens logc
>>79588478
Because Greens put people in every seat across Aus, about 150 - NXT only put up in 11.
NXT got 21% of the South Australian vote.
>>79588314
>>79588369
Grand! (But you seem like its not enough) What have been the platforms?
So, who am I supposed to be supporting?
>>79588610
Take note of all the grey (jew owned nations).
>>79588583
Fuck, knew I was mixing something up
was reading these results last night after a maggot night so
>>79587973
yeah i asked a friend who was voting liberal what his main reason was, and he replied "just to keep the status quo" basically regurgitating an ad
>>79588248
>Genuine security rests on cooperation, fair economic and social development, environmental sustainability, and respect for human rights, rather than on military capabilities.
Idealistic, and demonstrably false.
>Civil society organisations, including ethnic and women's groups, should be fully involved in conflict prevention, peacemaking and post-conflict reconstruction.
Meaningless rhetoric.
>To reduce the threat of terrorism, the social and economic injustices which contribute to terrorist actions should be addressed.
muh religion of peace
>Climate change represents one of the greatest threats to international peace and security.
I would agree with this if it were focused on resources and not something that has never been proven.
>Environmental degradation caused by climate change impacts will increasingly result in the displacement of people, undermining global peace and security.
Prove it. Just save the reef and shut the fuck up you poofs.
Greens are a literal bag of hot wind. They have their ideas but not one practical conception on how to achieve any of them. Most, if not all, of these policies are supported by Labor, which is in a much better position to achieve them. Greens are a literal waste of space, time and votes.
>>79588478
Xeno basically only ran lower house candidates in a single state
>>79588587
Are you retarded
>>79588478
The lower house uses Alternative Vote (or Instant Runoff, whatever you want to call it) and it really is barely better than FPTP. It's immune to the spoiler effect. That's it. The crazy aussie way of voting you're probably thinking of is Single Transferable Vote which is used for the upper house. It's also used in Ireland and Malta, so it's not like we're the only ones crazy enough to use it.
>>79588696
thinking is too hard for your average libtard voter
>>79588314
No big ideologues gets the freedom to pursue their bullshit in a post-globalist world, any the major parties are going to have to fight like hell to stay popular for the next three years.
You can expect Australia to be eccentrically centrist for a while.
How many terrorist attacks has Australia has in the last few years?
>>79588328
What the fuck happened to Melbourne?
I'm genuinely concerned for when I go back there.
I swear it wasn't this bad when I left.
>>79588248
>Genuine security rests on cooperation, fair economic and social development, environmental sustainability, and respect for human rights, rather than on military capabilities
Never heard that. Thats kinda fucked up desu. What were they planning on doing to our military? Cuts?
>Civil society organisations, including ethnic and women's groups, should be fully involved in conflict prevention, peacemaking and post-conflict reconstruction
Makes sense to me. I dont see whats wrong with that statement
>To reduce the threat of terrorism, the social and economic injustices which contribute to terrorist actions should be addressed
Kinda of an empty statement tbqh. What tf does this even mean?
>Climate change represents one of the greatest threats to international peace and security
Correct statement. Maybe not so much security but definitely peace
>Environmental degradation caused by climate change impacts will increasingly result in the displacement of people, undermining global peace and security
Literally the same as the previous statement. I dont see whats wrong with this statement tbqf.
Happy to be berated & have it explained to me whats so apparently spastic with these policies.
>>79588619
>Senate is the one that is proportional.
ah okay gotcha
>>79588619
>Senate
>proportional
Urban myth. It's done on a state by state basis, each state has a vastly different quota, and STV doesn't guarantee proportionality anyway.
>>79588696
>'I think we should keep the current mob for a while'
>>79588678
One Nation, cunt.
>>79588726
m8 judging by this election a fair share of our country is retarded
though it could just be the portion that jerks off to pauline hanson on an online imageboard
>>79588744
1, and our retard cops killed more hostages than the mudnigger.
Lindt Cafe was deliberately prolonged for political reasons. Australia had many sniper opportunities and didn't take them. Basically a false flag.
http://www.afr.com/news/politics/federal-election-2016-tony-abbotts-forces-demand-a-greater-role-20160702-gpx9ua
Kek, the Libs are already tearing each other apart.
>>79588779
Whitey's fault gib money and pussy
>>79588842
can't believe they thought that campaign would resonate, what a fucking joke
Ok fellas, give me the skinny on this election
And before you call me a cunt, I have a peace offering for you
Look, I brought tits
>>79588665
its more like voting ukip into the eu parliament, there is still alot of movement that needs to be built before we can remove kebab
>>79588744
1 big one and there were a few others, i.e. That 15 year old who was shooting at cops, heaps of cunts arrested with bomb plans
What are the chances that whoever manages to form government calls another dissolution and we're all back at the polls again in a year's time?
>>79588958
>And before you call me a cunt, I have a peace offering for you
Cunt is an affectionate greeting in Australia.
Be concerned about the one that doesn't call you a cunt.
>>79588958
Basically we're stuck in a tie race which means we have to go for the lower house electives. At the moment Pauline is doing 4 seats and 1 seat greens to split between 4 independents. It's hung at the end swinging towards who holds majority seat in the representative faze. Should take a day or two to clear up.
>>79588779
>What were they planning on doing to our military? Cuts?
Not really, they couldn't pull it off anyway, they are trying to stymie our Hawkish nature. Effectively they are referring to declarations of war and other military operations of the type being put to parliament instead of being a "captain's call".
It's difficult to know whether that would actually be a good or a bad thing. Could have done without us being in Gulf War 2.0 tbqh and we wouldn't have a duty to take on all the refugees that were generated by that adventure.
>>79588587
The delusion is strong with this one.
>tfw the muzzies are shitting themselves
>>79587003
>Old dude calls pm pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUloOla7yOE
>Old dude
It's Laurie Oakes!
>>79588745
It's lost mate. It turned down the path of the dark side, marxism.
>>79589041
we could be back in 8 weeks, if neither can get 76
>>79588958
No party as of yet has gained the 76 seats in the House needed for majority government. Could go to either Labor or Liberal (conservatives despite the name), maybe needing the support of Nick Xenophon, the Greens or other Independents to form minority government.
Senate suggests that many fringe parties will hold the balance of power, including Nick Xenophon and /pol/ darling Pauline Hanson, who may hold a personal record of 4 seats, after 18 years of irrelevance and a few years of jail. Which was Liberal organized AFAIK.
Both houses were dissolved after Liberal government failed to pass some bill.
>>79589125
greenie cunts always favour labour
>>79589171
:^)
>>79588248
I'll never vote greens again in my life, why would I want to give lazy hipster sacks of shit a vote. I'll die before greens or labour ever get anything from me again...more and more people feel that way hence one nation resurgence, and it'll only get better. When the recession hits greens are toast. Can't wait
>>79588849
I mean Liberal v. Labor. Which'll be best for One Nation moving forward?
Gibs me dat NBN you cunts
>>79588744
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Endeavour_Hills_stabbings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Sydney_hostage_crisis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Parramatta_shooting
Plus a few attempts that based AFP Stopped
Threadly reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtXBgiubnK8
>>79589221
>Liberal government failed to pass some bill
They failed to pass *four* bills. They were just too chickenshit to call the DD till now.
>>79589221
"based" tones had a hand in her persacution
>>79587492
Aww it's okay, the next election is 3 years away at most, maybe even closer! Did you like your first time at the ballot box?
Maybe next time your union thugs and patsies will get over the line.
>>79589221
Why would your liberal party be conservative?
Everything upsidown down there? Drains spin backwards, and so do politicians apparently
>>79589173
What happened though?
Faggots used to be cordoned off in Luna Park, communists were restricted to a portion of the jobless (even dole bludgers were more often than not apathetic and likely to throw donkey votes at every turn).
Was there a catalyst?
what are the chances of /doubledissolution/ and /revote/
>>79589303
You were never getting it in the first place. Better hope the free market helps you out.
>>79589303
>Giving commies better internet
You're gettin a Trump branded nuke first
>>79589299
The Coalition of Liberal and the Nationals align closer to her views than Labor. However, Pauline and them have bad blood.
>>79589299
a hung parlaiment where neither can govern in their own right is best, which is what it looks like it will be
>>79589431
Do any parties support getting you your gun rights back?
>>79588744
Terrorist mods deleted my post
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Endeavour_Hills_stabbings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Sydney_hostage_crisis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Parramatta_shooting
Plus a few attempts that based AFP Stopped
>>79589183
For an even closer result. Nah they better wear this and deal with it.
>>79589371
Psy-ops controlled opposition. You can't do anything here without the nod of approval from the big boys
>>79589368
four hysterical raisins
>>79589377
80-90%
>>79589332
True that. No idea why Malcunt Turnjew thought it'd work out for him.
>>79589356
Tony was a shit PM and anyone that says differently is memeing. Tony's antics were funny but he was for all intents and purposes a literal joke.
>>79589368
Liberalism.
>>79589368
They are descended from free trade party, they are libertarian type liberals
>>79589477
Not major parties. Some minor ones do, but I don't think they did well in either house this election. Pauline might.
>>79589477
Yeh. He got the ass though.
>>79589371
Importation of different cultures. Basically a reduction of Aussies in Melbourne/Victoria.
They're a cancer, and like cancer, they spread. I suppose rural Victoria might still be okay.
>>79589537
good, good. still hope for the BULLET TRAIN STRAYA
>>79589477
A couple. Shooters party. Liberal Democrats. None that have power at the federal level as far as I know.
>Pauline Hanson wants a royal commission into Islam
Kek, these next few years are going to be a total circus.
>>79588779
Kill yourself shill.
>>79588745
inner city melbourne is infested with SJWs
>>79589639
Why so paranoid, friend?
>>79589620
Watched a documentary of Roos swarming your cities
You guys gotta thin the herd a little. Get your guns back
>>79589648
it's because no one but students want to live in those shithole overcrowded apartments.
>>79589299
>Which'll be best for One Nation moving forward?
Best case scenario is Liberal win slight majority in HoR and don't have quite enough seats to form a majority in the senate, yet enough seats that the One Nation seats are enough to get them a majority.
>>79589537
kek, mo' like 10% at most
>>79589477
None that ever have a hope in hell of attaining seats.
You don't understand the hatred here towards gun. Our stance makes Clinton look like an NRA ally.
>>79589648
I went to Thornberry the other day and it's fucking Hipster central. Worst shit ever.
>>79588098
Jesus christ, not again.
>>79589711
It's part of the concessions we had to give to the Emus when we lost the war.
>>79589477
shooters and fishers are the most pro gun party unfortunately they have no power
>>79589739
I dunno family I'm just making shitup. I have no idea whats going on
>>79589817
They've occasionally obtained a seat in NSW upper house.
West Australian here. I'm proud of you Queenslanders: those are some excellent senate results.
>>79588098
I highly doubt anything is behind this rumour, albo would have to be mentally deficient to challenge shorten after the result last night
>voted for a bunch of independents
>dont even remember who and in what order
>constantly remind myself that im statistically irrelevant anyway
Every election I care a little less.
We need to start a 4chan lobby group on the one thing most of us agree on, fixing this shitty Australian internet
Major parties are all useless in this regard.
>>79589755
No, I really don't
A gun is a gun, what's the big deal?
>>79589489
That was often the case anyways.
>>79589604
A place was better with bogans. Who'd have thought?
>>79589648
Started filling up with hipsters when I left. That's when one of the big pushes for Melbourne to be a "foodie capitol" began.
>>79589814
I suspect another Emu uprising this year actually. 2016 has been such a meme year already it makes sense.
>>79588098
He'll wait until Labor lose the election, then do it. Doing it now would be political suicide. But then again, Australians are complacent as hell when it comes to shit like this.
>>79589368
"Liberal" -Adjective
1.
"willing to respect or accept behaviour or opinions different from one's own; open to new ideas."
Why are your "liberals" tyrannical commies who don't believe in the 1st amendment?
POST YFW LABOR WON
>>79589686
>>sounds like a good idea! xD
Only a dumb tatted up socialist cuck would consider that a compelling argument.
>>79589911
Labor was doing pretty well at it until we went full retard to elect Tones.
>>79589896
Once counting finishes and Libs form Government he is gonna go
>>79589911
We should all vote bullet train.
And ask them for gib me NBN.
DID HANSON WIN OR NOT?
>>79590039
YES HANSON WON AT LEAST ONE SEAT NOW SHUT UP
>>79590036
bullet trains will all be wifi capable so it's kind of like an nbn already
>>79587576
Best post in thread
>>79590097
Shiiiiet. BULLET TRAIN 1 2016
>>79589990
What??
>>79590094
YEAH BUT IS SHE BIG WIN?
>>79589993
>Libs
>Form government
>>79589620
LibDems have a senator and S&F a MP
>>79590036
NXT holds balance of power, no bullet train for you unless you build it to adelaide as well.
*le smug frog face*
>>79590155
YES SHE IS BECOME QUEEN
>>79590137
trust me bro bullet train for australia is the only real vote
>employment crisis fixed, everyone works on bullet train
>health crisis fixed with ultra fast medical bullet trains speeding around country
>border security? no worries with bullet trains circling the border all the time
>if prison crowding ever becomes a problem guess what we have?
>BULLET TRAINS BABY
>>79589911
NBN and bullet train possible space elevator is the only thing you will get everyone to agree on with 4chan.
Fun fact, if a Space Elevator is built, it has to be built off the coast of WA.
http://www.news.com.au/news/race-to-build-worlds-first-space-elevator/story-fna7dq6e-1111118059040
>>79590198
>LibDems
>Senator
kek, not anymore they don't
>>79589960
Because America had a very strong social structure 60 years ago. Rigidly strong
There was a great move to undermine this social order and free up society, the Liberal movement. Bolsheviks hijacked this movement to subvert and overturn society, the same way they did in so many other countries.
Now that this social structure has been fully torn down, they are implementing their true goals, which is basically a massive totalitarian government with them in charge
>>79589993
nobody's forming a majority government at this point, it's all about who is better placed to seal a minority now
>>79590140
That's literally all you bought to the table, in typical hipster fashion, so that's the response you deserve.
>>79590250
FUKEN GROUSE
>wake up
>remember LDP have 0 (zero) senators
Good day to be alive desu
>>79590222
>implying it won't go around the entire country
>>79590289
david leyonhjelm was re elected.
>>79588958
Dose she have a name?
>>79590264
>no debt
>no deficit
>train surplus into the trillions
Make Australia Train Again
>>79590436
it's actually more akin to an army of bullet trains
>>79590313
At least our Liberal party isn't abusing the definition of its label to anywhere near the same degree that your Democratic party is.
>>79590436
bullet train plans are for east coast only
>>79590340
I still dont follow?
I said 2 of them were dumb statements and the other 3 were objectively correct. Where did I say "Thats a good idea". Are any of them even ideas? Theyre statements.
Im trying to figure out the hate & even said I'm happy for it to be explained to me.
>>79590549
but with enough votes they go NATIONAL
http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/election-2016-pauline-hansons-big-senate-win-and-what-she-plans-to-do-with-it-20160703-gpxc2n.html
Pauline not wasting any time getting down to business. Good stuff.
>>79589368
The Liberal party in the past was actually originally a big tent centrist party.
Then Menzies purged most of the "Wet Liberals" (Progressives) so it became a socially conservative party, but even then, it would have been more similar to modern Labor than the modern Libs.
The Libs didn't go batshut full hard-right until John Howard who was a neo-conservative. Turnbull tried to drag them back to a more centrist position then was knifed and you got Tony Abbott who was just a fucking mental case, now you have Turnbull, but he now only cares about power for power sake so he's actually dragging the party even further to the right (preferencing rise up and fred niles for example).
One of the more bizarre parties is the Nationals, who are the "farmers party" who actively fuck over specifically farmers. The Australia Party is the proper Farmers party but because Katter is a bit loopy, nobody votes for them.
>>79590549
For now. Trains will make it easier for the rest of the country to follow.
>>79590289
>The votes have been counted
>Leyonhjelm won't retain
"In NSW early suggestions are the Coalition has at least four and possibly five seats, Labor has four and the Greens have one. Hanson’s One Nation has 4 per cent of the vote and half a quota.
David Leyonhjelm’s Liberal Democrats have only won 2.6 per cent of the vote, down from 9 per cent at the last election and will need strong preferences to have any hope of winning a seat. He may be fighting the Christian Democrats who have 2.7 per cent of the vote and the Shooters, Fishers, Farmers with 2 per cent."
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-nick-xenophon-team-pauline-hanson-jacqui-lambie-and-derryn-hinch-shape-as-senate-winners/news-story/8ea53205a5eb1257d026acf5e7ccc037
>inb4 archive
cbf
>>79590549
Current bullet train plans are hilariously flawed anyway.
>>79590452
With a 0.345 quota that's not even remotely clear.
What's happening famalams?
Who do you support and why?
>>79590036
>>79589991
>>79590267
I love looking up the current NBN plans and seeing some shitty housing commission and/or bogan town already hooked up while vast swathes of civilized land is a maybe in 2018.
And I remember giving labor a benefit of the doubt that one time they promised to fix it, except the implementation plan turned out to be indefinite so it makes little difference in the end.
We'll go back and forth another 3 times with the big two parties at the rate its being worked on. Both need a serious kick up the backside to get it done.
>>79590493
>Build bullet train to NZ
>Put national debt on train
>Fuck it off to NZ
>Australia has been made great again
>>79590636
Bullet Train For Australia
>>79587003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HSxXCwBgog
HANSON BTFO
>>79590313
So what you are saying is you misuse this word for no reason at all?
Good to know. Now fuck off you fat seppo faggot.
I'd vote for whoever promised to build a bridge to New Zealand
>>79590585
>it would have been more similar to modern Labor than the modern Libs.
Also to back this up, former Liberal PM and party leader don't actually support the modern Liberals, but the Greens. (Malcolm Fraser, John Hewson)
That shows you how far to the right Liberals have lurched.
>>79590608
>David Leyonhjelm’s Liberal Democrats have only won 2.6 per cent of the vote, down from 9 per cent at the last election
Guess he wasn't first on the ballot paper this time around.
>>79587003
>tfw uni student who voted for one nation
>>79590585
>the Nationals, who are the "farmers party" who actively fuck over specifically farmers
And yet the farmers keep fucking voting for them. And actively punish anyone who dares suggest it would be better to do otherwise. It's crazy.
"I'm here for the people of Straya" - Based Hanson.
>>79590608
>>79590617
Fuck, LDP is the only small party worth voting for. Well looks like I am Turnbull missile now.
>>79590714
No, I'm saying that Bolsheviks used liberalism as a mask to wear while they pursued their goals.
Now everyone associates the world "liberal" with their brand of marxism
Why? Because people are fucking idiots
>>79590746
I'm white but I like a HSP. what does this mean?
>>79590264
MONORAIL
>>79590734
Please anon, David will call the police if you hurt his feelings
Probably should've not have had dinner with Satan Malcolm.
>>79590643
Hopefully the NBN documents go public and it becomes a hyper-issue again. Then they'll scramble to get it done.
>>79589637
good, get these shitters out
>13 seats in doubt
fuckkkkk
HOLY SHIT TURN ON ABC THE LIBS WON!
>>79590825
I hate that fucking simpsons episode so much.
>>79590668
>bullet train all refugees and immigrants to New Zealand
>watch it burn
>make the ashes a state
>>79590825
Sydney tried that and it fucking sucked. bullet train or bust baby
"98% of Australians are against Halal certification" - Pauline "/pol/" Hanson
>>79590767
>Fuck, LDP is the only small party worth voting for.
What about FUCKIN STRAYLA PARTY!?
Seriously, though, the Australia party actually has very good policy. Inquiry and break up of Woolworths/Coles duopoly is severely needed.
>>79590812
liberals were the muh freedom party opposed to communists who would take muh freedoms
Anyone who thought LDP had a chance is delusional and completely in denial as to why they managed to get that seat last Federal election
LDP is still in a much better position, they actually have people in state senates, than they were prior to Leyonhjelm getting into Senate last time on accident
>MFW TWO LEFTIE KEKS ON MY KIKEBOOK VOTED ONE NATION BECAUSE THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY STOOD FOR AND ASSUMED "ONE NATION" WAS AKIN TO A PARTY THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN BORDERS BECAUSE EVERYONE ON EARTH BELONGS TO "A SINGLE NATION"
Help lads, somebody send me some new sides
Where is the proof that one nation has won any seats?
>>79590815
Please explain.
No, seriously. HSP isn't a commonly used acronym and the question 'what does this mean?' could be referring to HSP or that you like it or that you like it in lieu of the fact that you're white.
>>79590719
>1338 mile long bridge
nah mate
This dude is right, but classic liberalism/libertarianism just will never fly anymore; people want to much from the government (both sides, as he says):
https://youtu.be/ZLCnVkoBEn0
>>79590935
screenshots or GTFO
>>79590838
literal jihad supporter in the background with the redhair.
>MODERATE MUSLIMS
>>79590719
Id say yes if the road was a transparent tunnel on the ocean floor with the surroundings lit up.
A normal bridge would be bore people to do death on the way till driverless cars were reliable.
>>79590935
>Voting based on the name of the party
They deserve to sit in their own shit
>>79590881
all i see is that retard that was on q&a a while back
>>79590902
>blaming monorail tech for that piece of shit
Next you'll be using the Carlingford line to suggest that all trains are shit.
>>79590828
Hello mr. ledditor!
>>79590963
Halal Snack Pack. give it a google image.
>>79590719
What about a train? Say, of a bullet variety?
>>79591051
a train made of bullets.... interesting.
>>79590950
Here
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStatePage-20499-QLD.htm
Hanson as a provisional quota >1.
>>79590935
Well it is a reference to integrating aboriginal and white society together and not having two seperate nations alongside each other
In practice this means removing affirmative action
>>79591034
Looks yummy.
LIKE MY MEME PAGE YOU DICKHEADS
fb.com / paulinehansonsonenationememes
>>79591099
/pol/ine won't eat one. Should I drop them forever?
>>79591032
The state can't protect your feelings here, David
Also
>implying the LDP aren't reddit: the party
HSP's are great, but them being Halal really has nothing to do with it
I mean they're kebab meat, chips and sauce how could you go wrong
Can't see the Coalition getting any fewer than 74 seats 2bh. They might even scrape home with 76.
>>79591164
>http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-sam-dastyari-extends-halal-snack-pack-offer-to-pauline-hanson-20160702-gpx9b6.html
>>79590935
SCREENSHOT NOW!
>>79591034
It just means you don't have very discerning taste then. It's the inferior version of steak and chips.
>>79591138
Nah ABs are based.
>>79591189
Dammit ABC, grow a pair and get some better analysts already.
>>79591271
but wikipedia says "By some accounts, snack packs have had a long history, originating more than 30 years ago. They have since become a quintessentially Australian dish."
>>79591367
Its a meme food and nothing else
>>79591367
>quintessentially Australian dish
like dim sims?
>>79590815
its just a snack pack you fucken dick licker
>There are more one nation voters in Aus than Muslims
We might just survive this lads
>>79591034
>>79591367
is this another faggot eastern states thing, kebab shops out here don't have anything of the sort
>Buying food that directly supports ISIS
>>79590917
>more gibmedats for abos.
no thanks
>>79591612
what
>>79591367
Bloody oath m8
>>79591367
>but wikipedia says
Wikipedia is wrong then. The closest thing you'll find to that cuisine in most of aus is a kebab, and the very concept of a 'quintessentially Australian dish' is spurious at best, unless you're including simple things such as lamingtons, vegemite on toast, or barbecued prawns.
>>79591367
never heard of the fucking thing
sounds like some meme food for Muslims that a few Greens voters discovered in 2014 and now consider our national dish
>>79591604
daily reminder that the greek yiros is superior to the shitskin kebab.
>>79591612
our governments already support ISIS because
>DICTATOR ASSAD HAS TO GO!
also because muh gas pipeline
and muh evil russians and iranians
>>79591685
There have been cases where halal certification fees have been paid to terrorist groups.
>>79591757
please nigger, meds are just arabs mixed with whites and north africans
>>79591826
There have also been cases where oil profits have been paid to terrorist groups. Probably more, in fact.
>>79591717
>forgetting about fairy bread
MAAAAAATE!
>>79591972
Darren Hinch is on to you bro
>>79591717
meat pies, weetbix, anzac biscuits, damper
aussie food is simple efficient food, and id happily eat meat pies every day, i basically do, the le what about all the different multicultural food argument is for faggot hipsters who have probably never grown their own food.
>>79591858
>>79591919
thanks for the (you)s
which party is going to get rid of work for the dole? or at least lessen the hours
this shit is bs doing 50hr/fortnight to get my $500 which works out being like $10/hr.....well under minimum wage
>>79592056
Maybe he can teach me how to have sex with 15 year olds when I turn 30 in three years time.
>>79591926
Australian oil revenue?
>>79592056
kek
Can someone give me the cliffs notes on Hinch besides the fact that he calls out pedos
>>79592152
just go to uni kek
>>79592172
http://www.ga.gov.au/scientific-topics/energy/resources/petroleum-resources/oil
>>79592152
like shit 30-35 hours / fortnight is more reasonable cos it at least matches up closer to what min wage.
these big WFD host corporation literally getting tax funded labour yet dole haters give them a free pass for their Jew tactics
>>79587003
>ABC try to be funny cunts and waste more taxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmiTK0EfeBc [Embed]
>implying this video isn't based as fuck
>implying it cost anything to make
My favourite bits are Lambie rushing away from the wraiths. Di Natale portrayed as Leoglas (perfect casting) Xenophon crowned King and Barnaby Joyce yelling Michael Michael Michael Michael as his war cry.
>>79592218
he went to jaul for calling out pedos on his radio show. he's literally just got an anti-pedo position.
>>79592152
That would be Labor. Also you should enrol in some random TAFE course to get out of that slavery bullshit.
>>79592151
ok?
>>79592152
libs are getting back in for sure and you dole cheats and fags are on the chopping block kek
>>79592286
It's not just anti-pedo; he's expanded to be hard on criminals in general.
He also supports gay marriage and euthanasia
>>79592330
good luck with that m8. no one can touch my DSPbux.
>>79592330
>being this butthurt and delusional
>>79592317
also i think greeks arent halal
>>79592152
Liberals want to change work for the dole into something called the PaTH program.
Basically, instead of doing literal slave tasks you will get an internship at a business, you'll get $200 extra on your dole for doing it so it's like a really shitty job with really shitty pay, and the idea is to impress the guy you're interning for and get him to put you on the books. They get a kickback if they take you on as an intern and a bigger kickback when they hire you.
I really, really like this
>>79592379
what does DSP get you fortnightly?
>>79590767
I will continue to vote 1 LDP and 2 One Nation for as long as these parties exist.
I think Pauline is pro gun for home defense. Which is pretty good actually. I think that means you can get a gun licence for the purpose of defending your home and keep it there for that purpose but taking it out in your car or in public is not on.
I could live with that.
One nation is a party we should all be getting behind right now. But dont give up on LDP. They are still the best minor party.
>>79592379
Hence why we're making """voluntary""" euthanasia legal. Enjoy your next health check up.
>>79592442
Yeah, if you're a business owner, you now get to hire literal slaves.
>>79588839
The whole point of the Senate is to give each state equal representation, though.
The quota is elected by a proportional fraction of the state's population, its not a 'myth', you're just arguing semantics.
>>79591826
Australian halal certification fees?
>>79592442
The problem is there's simply not enough jobs.
>>79592586
which is why we need the bullet trains
>>79592537
Places with high turnover of interns get blacklisted
How it works in practice we can't say but it's a big improvement on the work for the dole program which really sucked
>>79592616
I'd be fine with that so long as they were one-way directly into the ocean and loaded entirely with chinks.
>>79592538
It's not proportional relative to the population, and it's not proportional relative to a given state either with normal elections due to half at a time. It only gets pretty close when a DD happens.
>>79592442
Its all good if they don't just keep turning them over.
>>79592699
nah, China has good bullet trains. We need them for designs.
>>79592415
lol
>>79592443
800 a fortnight. i pay fuck all board, and have no expenses. feels good man.
>>79592498
huehue
>>79592641
Unemployment is a problem that can't be fixed. There simply aren't enough jobs. Programs like these are just shuffling people around. Having a bunch of migrants who work below minimum wage taking a bunch of menial labour jobs doesn't help.
>>79592827
>800 a fortnight. i pay fuck all board, and have no expenses. feels good man.
fucking hell. how disabled do I need to be to get on this.
>>79592854
>Unemployment is a problem that can't be fixed. There simply aren't enough jobs.
>bullet trains
>>79592803
Germany has better designs. Best part is that they don't seem to want them, so we can probably steal the maglev tech easy.
>>79592898
eh, not sure really. i know libshits have made it harder since muh based tones got in.
i know wheelchair people that dont get the DSP. apparently having an autism diagnosis (level 2 and above) guarantees you the DSP.
I guess the government knows how potentially dangerous we are :^)
>>79592926
A fibre NBN would be 100 times cheaper.
>>79592442
So instead of getting a job with actual market-determined pay, you do the same job for a set limit which equates to peanuts?
How come lolbertarians scream when businesses get fucked over by limits on the free market, but not when workers are the ones fucked over?
This is a fucking joke of a policy.
>>79592926
Make-work jobs aren't a solution, they just load up debt and expenditure while giving little return
Eventually we'll just have to go to a basic income
>>79592803
Japan has the best bullet trains.
>>79593003
i'm sold
>>79593022
kek you poor aspies
>>79593040
also 100 times less cool
>>79593095
Basic income + some sort of incentive to study or otherwise keep skills sharp is best.
>>79592854
Start a business, there's huge demand in the bullet train industry for example.
>Hanson is likely to only get 2 seats in the Senate
>>79593173
Huge demand, but the required startup capital is a bit prohibitive.
>>79592827
fuck off sean
>>79593254
If it wasn't for the DD she would be lucky to get just one.
>>79593117
im not an asswipe (aspie), aspies aren't really autistic.
>>79593292
who?
>>79592827
873 a fortnight here with 11 grand in back pay.
>>79593410
whats your disability? cunt.
>>79593452
Also that not on top of rent assistance which can be up to 130 a fortnight and discounts on utilities.
>>79593452
The one with shitty social skills
>>79587003
Alright give me the bigger tl/dr
Who won and how fucked are we
>>79597659
pauline hanson has probably 4 senate seats
its a hung parliament so shes got a bit of power
>>79589125
you confused the senate and lower house, Pauline may have 4 seats in the senate, but in the lower house the crossbench is:
1 GRN (Melbourne, may also get Batman)
1 KAP (Kennedy)
1 McCowan (Indi)
1 Wilkie (Dennison)
1 NXT (Mayo, might also get Grey)
Senate will be a complete fucking nightmare for either party since it's going to be dominated by shitlords.
>>79598026
>dominated by shitlords.
The tumblr kind or the stormfront kind?
>>79591604
I dont even see that shit in Queensland, it must be a mexican phenomenon
fuck the south of this country is cancer
>>79598852
I'd say the /pol/ kind
