In all seriousness, why are fucking kiwis so afraid of these things?
>>79472639
Killing machines
>>79472895
A pocket knife is more deadly than that.
At least put a trigger warning, we don't need any of our Aussie posters getting PTSD
>>79473053
If this is your idea of a pocket knife then yeah, you're right.
>>79472895
BIN IT
>>79472895
I don't think you have a licence for that, reported to FSB
>>79473161
kek british pot metal steel "rambo" knife
>>79473053
Imagine if the person holding the pocket knife could cut through a tree with one slice, and you have a cassowary
They keep stealing our women in raids
>>79473324
>cassowary
Another adorable one of god's creations
>>79473161
I was thinking more like a box cutter, but really even a large heavy stick would beat that, hell a rock would be more dangerous than that pathetic one clawed foot.
>people are actually scared of these pathetic animals
they can eviscerate you or crush your torso with a single kick
>>79473400
Dat thigh gap tho
>>79472895
He'll fuck you up, senpai
>No one realizes the emus have taken over new Zealand and are in the process of purging humans
How much more kiwi blood must be spilled before the world intervenes?
>>79474759
The average is 10 centimeters? I thought it was 7. This is very unsettling.
>>79472639
In all seriousness, why does the bald eagle sound like a fucking seagull?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RArGl2vkGI
>>79475354
We serve the Emu Lord.
>>79475828
With the right pills you could probably get yours to 10.
All hail the grand Emu
>>79474759
>tfw literally longer than your penis
>>79474759
>centimeters
So it's a small foot?
>>79478217
>American measurements
