>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU [Embed]
>who is robert
>>79368205
Please make these threads every night
>>79368205
I live in Chicago and loves these threads
BUMPIN
First for Robert
NEG
A
TIVE
9th for Robert
thank you for making the thread and naming it right
>/pol/ logic
>Listens to nightly scanners about gun violence in Chicago but refuses to address the gun problem in this country and instead blames an entire race of people
Europe is almost as racially diverse as America and they dont have such high levels of violence, you know why? Europe has strict gun control laws,
Guns are the problem not people
Will tonight be the night that the legendary sociopath, Robert, is captured by Chicago's heroic boys in blue?
Chatty fucking radio tonight.
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>GANGBANGERS
>>79370552
WHO IS ROBERT???
6th for threatening statues
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION!
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION, ROBERT
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>>79368884
thats the idea
nevermind
>stable is not a condition
>NE GA TIVVVVVVE
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
stable as in?...
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
lets go static in pursuit stable isent a condition Robert desu.
THERE IT IS. NOT A CONDITION YOU FUCKS
>>79370588
Europe doesn't have niggers you big nosed kike.
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
Another gunshot; right hand
Their hands are lead magnets
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
STABLE
>STABLE
STABLE
>STABLE
STABLE
>>79368205
TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.
>Body in an alley
>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry
>Bunch of drunk drivers
>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off
>FORNICATION
>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)
>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED
>ULULLULULULULLULULULU
>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'
>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)
>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!
>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.
>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.
THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!
>>79370588
DO NOT REPLY TO GUN CONTROL FAG POSTS
HIDE GUN CONTROL FAG POSTS
IGNORE GUN CONTROL FAG POSTS
Who employs this whooping goldbergs on dispatch? Ffs
>>79368884
>http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
>For the weekend, beginning 1700 hours on Friday 01 July through 2359 hours Monday 04 July, the following mayhem is predicted - 11 dead, 68 wounded (79 total shot).
we pretty much have to
>I he in a stable condition
THERE IS NO STABLE
NEGATIVE!!!!
>>79368205
>STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>>79370638
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>BUSTED! ARMED AND DANGEROUS...WARRANT OUT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR/POSSESSION OF HEROIN
>RAPID CALLS: MALE BREAKING INTO A CAR, A MALE ASSAULTING A CAR, B&E OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING
>THAT BITCH IN THE CAR IS STILL SCREAMING!
>CHICK IS GETTING FOUGHT BE HER EX AND HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND "...SO, WE JUST HANG BACK A BIT? 10-4."
>DUMPSTER SPICS!!
>OH LAWDY! SHE POST ON FACEBOOK DAT HER DADDY TOOK HER PHONE AND IS BEATIN ON HER FRIEND SEND HELP!
>"Well, she said that since her mother is gone, she's going to head down to the station and make her *own* report." "...Tell her good luck!"
>DOMESTIC BECOMES AN ASSAULT! GANG OF CHIMPETTES THREATENING TO SHOOT SOME LADY'S SON
>ANOTHER AFRO
>BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!!
>OFFICER IN TROUBLE!
>"NNNNeeiiighbor heard glass shattering and the back gate is open at an abandoned property, nothing furtherrr."
>PAVEMENT APES WITH HOODIES AND RIFLES RUNNING IN THE ALLEYS!
>NOGS TRYIN'TA BREAK IN A CLOTHING DONATION BOX
>PARK IS FULL OF GANGBANGERS
>BLOOD TRAIL
>FIVE YEAR OLD, ALONE, STANDING ON THE CORNER. AT 11PM.
>"***DON'T*** SEND THEM DOWN CHESTFIELD!" "...I'm sending them down chestfield! :DDD"
CONTINUED NEXT POST
>>79370671
TONIGHT THE THIRD:
>NEED TO REMOVE A DUDE FROM A MCDONALDS, SOMEBODY SHOT AT HIM AND HE WILL NOT LEAVE...
>'HER BABYS FATHER HIT HER AND TOOK HER MONEY, HE'S BEEN SMOKING WEED"
>4 hispanics with masks...ramming their car into parked cars on the street!
>"IMMA NEED YOU TO HOLD YO KEY DOWN WHEN YOU SPEAK, I CAN'T COPY YOU."
>UBER passeger WANTS TO KILL HERSELF..."Okay, here's your stop..."
>4 NOGS SHOOTING FROM A BLACK CLOTH-TOP WRANGLER
>100 PEOPLE OUTSIDE SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING!!!
>NIGGAZ SHOOTING UP A CEMETARY
>DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAR OPENING DEVICE?
>BY THE AAMACO FOOD SHOP/GAS STATION, AN ELDERLY MALE HAS GOT LOST
>MOONMAN
>MAN FACE DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK, NO PANTS
>YET ANOTHER LARGE GROUP OF GANGBANGERS IN THE HOUSE, UP TO NO GOOD
>THEM NIGGAZ BE STEEL SHOOTING UP THAT CEMETERY (AN HOUR LATER)
>LOUD BITCHES ARE STILL DRUNK, STILL PROBABLY PROSTITUTING.
>Cabby hits a cyclist...he's bleeding from the head...He's OK!
>THAT. IS. A. NEG. A. TIFF.
What a God-Damned city...
>>79370655
Kek
Nigstorm predicted
>>79370588
Vermont has some of the most lax gun laws in the country, and also the least gun crime and some of the least amount of niggers
You do the math
>>79370649
This, Roberts, Robert
>>79370625
I am missing 110
shots fired oh shit wadup
>check your keys
Someone's mic key pressed/stuck and they are non-stop broadcasting into dispatch.
>>79370658
>Weeping angels
>now dalek NE GA TIVEE
we /who/ now
>>79370588
Guns are not the problem, the culture is.
anon- shots fired
Milwaukee Avenue seems like the Baghdad of Chiraq.
>shots fired
>cool
>>79370727
There have been homicides but I haven't heard the code
>current year
>robbing a 7/11
That is some 80s shit.
So Chicago is Gotham, basically
>shots fired
time to get comfy lads
>>79370746
Or maybe the Ramadi.
>>79370588
You fucking moron.
If all niggers dissapeared the US murder rate would drop by 50% overnight even hough they only make up 13% of the population.
If only whites lived in the US the murder rate would be the same as europe, without enacting a single gun control law.
>>79370715
stop feeding the troll
>>79370590
Fat chance, rumor has it Robert was a well respected CPD officer and got his gun and badge taken away on some bullshit. Now he patrols the streets after midnight doing Keks work, no witnesses step forward ever for Robert.
EVEN
BETTER
>>79370799
worse
>>79370731
Hot mics are the greatest thing in radio comms. I still listen to the Southwest Airlines pilot that had a stuck mic while discussing his sex life woes with his copilot.
>>79370588
>tmw shots fired happens so often it isn't even fun any more
>>79370727
pray to kek with me anon.
Did Armando make it out from behind enemy lines?
>that's even better
She sounds perfect
>>79370813
The Chi is generally more dangerous than anywhere in Iraq when there's no combat operations going on.
>>79370846
It's always fun.
>>79370715
> A population of 600,000 is the same as a population of 13 million
Your argument is weak no one lives in Vermont
The USA is the only first world country with this level of gun violence
GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM
>>79370814
Are you white?
>>79370846
the good news is that it is Thursday night.
tomorrow is sure to be crazier.
saturday the same.
then again sunday, even crazier.
by monday they should need national guard.
tuesday will be the dregs.
by next week Chicago will either return to a low boil or be gone
>4 MALE BLACKS HOLDING PISTOLS
>WHITE TANK TOP
mark those boxes!
>>79370878
>She sounds perfect
This. She sounds cute as fuck.
>>79370878
Bet Ghillie suit nig took him out with a knife
>>79370626
>>79370715
>>79370735
>>79370836
You fell for the bait
>>79370919
Obviously
>>79370835
>southwest airlines pilot
oh fuck, im listening to it now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfe36WiFA80
>>79370946
Right after he torched those garages I bet.
>>79370955
it is probably the same faggot who was mad that we didn't like his thread titles.
>>79370977
Checked
>>79370814
I feel for you man
battery
this woman is so sassy
>>79370923
Three things
1.whats so important about this weekend
2. Will these threads be nightly over the weekend or all day
3.what does the dregs mean?
4(I know I said three) could Chicago actually be wiped out?
>>79370855
>It's all so tiresome
Praise Kek, lord of chaos.
>>79371059
4th of July is a drinking holiday
>>79370977
Yep. That's the one. It's funny as fuck and I still listen to it every few months for the laffs.
Poor guy got suspended for like a month over that.
>>79371059
4th of july soon, stalker
>>79371059
1. Fourth of July bro. Fireworks, lots and lots of illegal fireworks in Chicago
2. Nightly, but I bet during the day on the weekend too.
3. dregs are the bitter part at the bottom of a bottle of wine, the shitty leftovers.
4. no, but god damn it feels like it should be
Rock n roll mcdonalds
>>79371059
>1.whats so important about this weekend
Independence day is monday so everybody is going to be celebrating
>>79371055
sassy dispatch best girl
>>79371059
Your entire post is retarded. You questions are fucking dumb. Never post here again, do not reply to me.
>rock and roll mcdonalds, HMMMMM
>>79370814
the US ranks 5th in gun crime when adjusted according to population size vs other european countries
with the blacks
>rock n roll mcdonalds
moonman confirmed
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
WESLEY WILLIS LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>>79370977
>The grannies and the fags and the trannies
OH FUCK NIGGER, YOUR MIC. YOUR MIIIIIC
>>79371143
>mad about something his mom said
Rock n roll mcdonalds?
Wesley willis?
>>79371059
1 FREEEEEDOM
2 the fire raises anon
3 you got me m8 google it of us lot.
4 no never, the chimp out must continue to be a source of red pills for all man kind.
>>79371155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
>>79370814
>Lets blame an entire race of people
Your argument is stupid guns have always been the problem not a specific race of people
>Murders in Chicago in 1928: 498
(Chicago was all white at this point)
>Murders in Chicago in 2015: 488
How do you explain this?
>>79370907
Nah, senpai. People use their hands to shoot guns. People can also kill with knives, bats, hammers, and nuclear warheads, which also need hands to use. Hands are the problem, not guns.
>endless stream of gays
three cars involved
reminder to not respond to trolls and just enjoy the comfy
>>79371127
I just really wanted to know if the threads were all day because the threads start at noon here usually but I want to know if I should tune in earlier over the weekend
>>79371170
>>79371197
new thread theme
>>79371214
beer wars
>>79371214
>(Chicago was all white at this point)
lmao
>>79371214
Economics and culture.
Go shit up a different thread.
male black
hat backwards
unknown clothing
Oooh breaking into cars. I think thats a new one for tonight.
>>79371258
No. Leave
>>79371258
might as well check for threads over the weekend.
>>79371214
1928 was in the middle of Prohibition when the city was literally run by the Mafia.
How long have these threads been going on for, and how long have we known of """Robert"""
>>79371224
Guns kill way more people then knifes or bats or hammers and its not even close
A gun is weapon designed to kill it has no other purpose
Chicago needs new gun laws how is that not obvious by now?
photos of the body
anyone in custody?
PSA
Stay /comfy/ Roberts
Hungry trolls are about
>dat sassy
>>79371393
>responding to shills
y
>>79371414
about a week.
no one knows about Robert
>>79371393
Who runs it now?
>>79371368
There will be blood.
>tfw I'll be getting home just before Real Nigga Hoursâ„¢ after a 10 hour shift all weekend
I'll be so furious at people by then...this will be the perfect dose of /comfy/ to unwind.
>>79371422
Explain
>>79371214
Are you fuking retarded? 1920's was during prohibition and when the mob ruled entire cities.
>>79371472
MASTER BLASTER RUNS BARTER TOWN.
>>79371414
I think only a few days since I hadnt really noticed until today
>tfw everyones to busy responding to obvious bait they missed the rant from the gay hating cop
>>79371487
>>79371472
>>79371422
>>79371393
>>79371299
FUCKING STOP BEING FAGGOTS
>finish work at 6am
>tfw prime time for Chicago shenanigans
>>79371422
What part of Chicago has the strictest gun laws in the country do you not understand you dolt?
>>79371481
>Real Nigga Hoursâ„¢
Real Robert Hours
TAKE THE STATUE DOWN OR I'LL GET A GUN! (legally of course)
>just heard an address very dangerously close to my mother's
>KEEEEDS
REEEEEEEEEEEE STOP RUINING MY /COMFY/ CHIRAQ THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79371520
This. Our /comfy/ is at risk. Don't feed the trolls.
>>79371472
nigger lovers
>>79371422
You can even kill people with just your hands, man. Open your mind. You can't kill if you don't have the hands. The gun just sits there on the shelf, collecting dust, man. You can't shitpost with no hands either.
>Check yo keys
>https://www.google.com/maps/place/W+Granville+Ave+%26+N+Monticello+Ave,+Chicago,+IL+60659/@41.9937385,-87.7211042,18z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x880fce6a52d60b73:0x98eb6396f037585a!8m2!3d41.9937325!4d-87.7201949
>shots fired. ROBERT 10-4
>>79371520
These threads have been a staple for years now. YEARS
>>79368205
How are there so many of these threads? Is the Chicago police scanner really that interesting? Is it just a non-stop chimp out or something?
>>79371539
Get in here Robert!
C'mon Roberts rally together and drown out the gun law fags!
Robert is life!
Uuuuhaul
0043!!
>>79371539
>tfw temporarily unemployed
>these threads last from 12-8pm here.
>impedes my ability to find work
>dont even care
I'm clocking out for tonight /cpsg/, good night, Robert
TAKE THE STATUE DOWN!
>>79371643
You can post stupid fucking questions or you can get in touch with your inner Robert
>>79371651
10-4, take care, Robert
>>79371645
IN ROBERT WE TRUST
>>79370588
>they dont have such high levels of violence
Wrong.
>>79371659
http://youarelistening.to/chicago ?
That was like an hour ago
>>79371545
>RIGHT YOU ARE, KEN!
>>79371643
Mixture of both. Tonight we had over 100+ nigs smoking weed and drinking in the street. Two nights ago a black guy in red lingerie went around scaring children at 4am. Robert was on the scene for both.
>>79371643
It's a meme making factory. It just doesn't quit, these savages go all day, but they go extra bananas at night.
>>79371651
10-4 Robert robert
We're reaching levels of dispatcher sass that shouldn't be possible.
>>79371643
Of course it's a nonstop chimpout
>>79371725
>robert
>check yo keys
>stable is not a condition
>black male white shirt
>we wuz skykangz
>extra bananas
>>79371734
10-4 Robert
THIS IS NOW A ROBERT THREAD. REPLY WITH "10-4" AND YOU WILL FIND YOUR INNER PEACE AND WELL BEING
nigga getting triangulated and backup needed
>>79371734
Glorious
>>79371779
10-4
>>79371723
Don't forget go karting kids and 4 hispanics in cars ramming others for fun
There's been over a dozen shots fired; a few killed and several with GSWs.
>>79371734
hahahah did they ever find that statue?
>ywn work as a Chicago officer dealing with nigs and eventually getting a sassy dispatcher to elope with you
>>79371734
yes.
>>79371780
lemme axe a supervisor
>>79371779
TEEEN-FOUR, ROBERT!
>COLD WATER
>THROW COLD WATER ON THEM
Only niggers drive pontiacs
>>79371734
Topkekle
>>79371779
Robert. 10-4. Robert.
>>79371734
perfect
Robert
>there's a man lying in a parking lot
>were going to throw cold water on him
Savage
>>79371779
10-4 Robert
>ROBERT THROWING COLD WATER ON PEOPLE
>>79371860
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac
>>79371881
>tfw when that is my screencap
>I know from the pixels
I love these threads.
We'll go throw cold water on em.
Fuck I love these cops
>>79371734
10 / 10-4, Robert!
>Will hang on the fridge at dispatch
Robert for the assist
>>79371916
IM SO COMFY
>battery in process
>male white
>>79371885
savage sausage
tfw "Robert" is not a callsign, and they're just all really autistic
>>79371918
>Newports
BLACKED
>MALE WHITE
>NO MAKE THAT A MALE HISPANIC
>>79371916
Hey you gotta make do with what you got. It's not like they pissed on his face and what not.
>>79371779
10-4, Robert
Chollo's fighting nig queen
>male hispanic dragged white woman into house
>>79371977
We figured for a while they were summoning a demon cop.
>>79371969
spic in white
>>79371990
teehee
RACEMIX GET HIT
>>79371913
>male whi--... Make that a male Hispanic
fucking zimzam, at it again
>>79371969
no, spic
>black jeep cherokee with temp plates
goddamn way to keep it real my niggas
>>79371973
did we literally make "just watering my nigger" meme manifest in reality?
also, what the fuck is up with my captcha and why do i think im being watched
>>79372030
>Fighting with w-white woman
>Dragged her back into the car
>>79371663
>>79371723
>>79371725
>>79371764
>black guy in red lingerie went around scaring children at 4am
okay, i'm in.
Can we just build wall around chicago? Or sell it to canada?
>unresponsive male in the park
>>79372017
Should I post original?
>>79371969
>Hear "male white"
>think this has to be a mistake
>dispatch corrects to hispanic male with white shirt
every time.
>2004 Impala
I'd rather get shot
>>79372069
I am a pretty skeptical dude but I have seen /pol/ manifest in reality.
Robert
>>79372069
legendary. I hope so man. They are literally just going to throw cold water on someone. That's gold.
>>79368205
WHAT DOES ROBERT MEAN?!
>dispatch is laughing about something
Is that dispatch woman laughing?
>>79372173
Yes
>caller gets mugged
>told to wait
>kicked out of park
>>79372147
Maybe Roger wasn't black enough
>>79372069
>just watering my nigger
>dispatch-chan laughing about 6 spics drinking
>"i dont know if i've been shot or not, and i dont know where i am"
>>79372139
Officers should really start keeping buckets of ice water in their cars.
I don't know if I been shot
Halp
I just get the voice malls
Halp
>>79372185
Why not Romeo?
>>79372110
>not realizing this is becoming our national treasure
Reminder Chicago almost hosted the Summer Olympics
>>79372147
Like an real Judge Dredd
>>79372147
>Who is Robert?
CPD Phonetic Alphabet:
Adam
Boy
Charles
David
Frank
George
Henry
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
R O B E R T
Xray
Yankee
In the Chicago Police Department (CPD), the number of a police car ends in "R" if that car belongs to the night shift.
Car #1488R will be called over the radio as "Fourteen-Eighty-Eight-Robert."
Also, a 'Code R' (called over the radio as simply "Robert") is CPD radio code for an officer-made arrest.
Every time an officer makes an arrest, calls out their car number during the night shift or has their car number called out by dispatch during the night shift, you will hear "Robert."
>>79372159
bitch is obviously medicated
Whats the worst district in Chicago?
B
>>79372173
They're reading this thread.
>>79372247
I could not work this job without being high as fuck.
I can't even listen in without being high as fuck.
>they tried to call him back and they keep getting voice mail
FOURTH CORPSE OF THE NIGHT
>>79372239
Thanks, answers my question too
>>79372226
>>79372228
And they somehow found a worse candidate.
>>79372267
probably
>Ten-two-four-robert
>Ten-two-four-robert (with a cute voice)
I cannot handle this.
NAME AND NUMBER
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
>CHAVEZ
7732255314
>>79372277
>i dont know if i've been shot
>*dies*
7732255314 - Robert's moble
>>79372350
Rio scanners how and when
someone should prank call one of these phone numbers they call out
>>79372395
>that sass
Already backlogged for the night.
10-4 Robert
>>79372401
I can't believe that.
Send that over to /b/
Has there been a white perp yet?
>be advised we are in a backlog
she sounded sad saying it ;_:
>>79372221 (You)
get in the new thread my robert
>>79368205 →
thx senpai, i was busy with an idiotic motorist and didn't see the post
>>79372430
>don't know Portuguese
>>79372467
>>79372427
fuck, we're gonna kill someone tonight arent we
Nigs living in chicago been shot so much they no longer know if they been shot or not.
>>79372443
We've killed people that way...we have blood on our hands
Wonder if we could request sexy dispatcher to say, Robert you are the best I've ever seen.
>DISPATCH HITS BACKLOG
>1:40 AM FUCK
>backlog
WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEw
>>79372479
i am the robert from the previous thread (one wit gunbelt pic)
>>79372467
about a year ago pol was in a scanner thread and a call came over for a kid who was going to kill himself unless he talked to his brother on the phone.
/pol/ spammed his line and kept his brother from calling. kid killed himself.
true story
>>79372472
A white man
out of jail for a few days
said he wants to kill blacks
Anon tip, so probably BS, but that's the closest to a white person on dispatch that I recall.
>>79370588
That deagle tho
All foreigners in this thread, how do you like our beautiful city?
This enrichment is coming to a town near you soon
>>79372577
COMFY from down here
>>79372427
Straight to voicemail
The Patricians way to listen to scanner:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
(Ambient music and live scanner)
>>79372515
>>79372531
does that mean they have too many cases for their cops, or not enough time to report the shit to the cops or what
All they know is Robert
>>79372566
Yea sounds like the 4 whites with dogs chasing 2 blacks from yesterday, that shit killed me when I heard it though.
>>79372490
>call number
"HELP HELP THEYRE RAPING ME AND MY CHILDREN!"
>oh fugg
>hang up
>it's a mumbling officer episode
>>79372577
chicago is truly something special, it must be enriched by kek
>>79372631
More work than operators, yes. Police, EMS, whichever. Something is bottlenecking, and there's not enough hands to tackle the work.
>>79372656
better ask if they sell battletoads
>>79371214
Prohibition
>>79368884
Too bad I cannot find any South African police scanner streams.
We have atleast 50 murders every single day and chimpouts 24/7
HOMICIDE
>homicide
>This is...a homicide
About time for new bread
>>79372577
Comfy from here.
>Homicide on west 23rd
>>79372671
some of my favorites.
I also like
>flirty officer
>laughing dispatch
>rookie who fucked up
>>79372613
Get
JEWED
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W
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mate
>>79372675
Chicago is Kek in City Form
>>79372718
would listen
>>79372718
chances are there aren't any.
but I am an ignorant clapper, so I am probably wrong.
>this is uh... a homicide
Why is she so sad, bros?
ASSAULT
>>79370626
>Europe doesn't have niggers you big nosed kike.
Got 110 BLACKOUT
>>79372718
You'll need your own radio scanner if no one has put it up online
That's if they aren't encrypted and they're broadcasting in the open
Why the fuck would you cash checks this time of night in the ghetto?
>first time in chago scanner thread
>start by opening the scanner
>"robert"
>obviously some kind of code
>ctrl +f "robert" in thread in case someone posted the police code
>71 matches
>>79372782
i wonder how frequently dispatch listens to the death rattles of those crying for help
>man just cashed a cheque and doesn't feel safe to leave, there is a large group of men gathered out front
Like a prison there
>>79372782
she called back someone who said that he doesnt know he got shot
it went to voicemail
new bread
>>79372838
>>79372838
>>79372838
>>79372812
SHEEEEEEEEIT
OD!!!
>>79372782
>literally have to process most crimes committed by members of your own race as a job
I'd be sad too
>>79372812
crack dealers don't take checks
>>79372812
Nigga gotta get his fix!
Whats the worst district of Chicago?
3rd time asking
>>79372239
>>79372813
They really need to put this pastebin in the fucking sticky http://pastebin.com/vL76J8bK
>>79372838
>>79372838
>>79372838
new thread
>>79368205
Just joined, what's the nigger bodycount?
>>79372800
>it's the southerner from the old /pol/ parliament threads
>>79372709
> yall like mudkips?
"MY WIFE IS BEING STRANGLED!"
>>79372801 (Robert)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5PUKeYjyU
>>79372747
>The first known reference to the site of the current city of Chicago as "Checagou" was by Robert de LaSalle around 1679 in a memoir.
>Checagou
>Kekagou
What could it mean?
>>79372908
Austin?
>>79372908
the nigger district
>>79372860
was that the one?
S-I-X
>big guy
detective handsome?
>>79370588
I live in south chicago its definitely the people.
>Mei Ming
>me me ing
My eyes are open
>we have a woman trying to assault people
>she has a knife
>it also looks like shes pregnant
