http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/brexit-could-make-it-easier-for-australians-to-live-and-work-in-the-uk/news-story/57498d1e37421b48679c7157ccc2f531
Where were you when the Commonwealth became a superpower again?
>>79016609
You're welcome cunts
>>79018246
Haha, time to ship EVERYTHING to the UK again
>>79018334
>The offer won't be extended to the leaf, our sources can confirm.
>"Those cucks can stay fucked off. We don't want their cancer anywhere near us", a source close to the minister stated.
Well, I guess you're stuck in LGBTland.
Thats something that never made sense.
>travel to motherland
>going through customs
>have to wait in line
>subject to interogation of reasons why I am visiting england
>bag searched thoroughly
>meanwhile watch 14 muslims walk straight through without a word because they are carrying EU passports
>b-but she's my queen? Wtf
>>79018593
Wise move. Let france have canacancer.
>>79016609
>could
Of course it could. The EU totally fucks every applicant from outside the EU.
>>79016609
Gets my vote, nothing but love for my fellow aussie brethren.
>>79019106
I know, it's disgusting. BUT the good news is that this won't happen for much longer.
>>79016609
>Commonwealth became a superpower again
this also means more Paki and Indians.
enjoy
>Shitskin niggers that have already flooded into england and are """"British"""" citzens will now be able to infest Australia
pls no
Free movement to and from Straya please.
>>79016609
is aus economy not that great?
is anyone doing fucking good jesus
>>79016609
Why would an Australian want o live in the UK though?
>poorest of the anglophones
>shitty weather
>infested with aggressive Muslim minority
>>79016609
>the UK is taking back all of their criminals
kek
fuck off were full u stupid yanks
>>79019373
that's why they're expatriates to begin with, they don't live in the UK
>>79019753
>has the same flag as indonesia
top kek
>>79019342
more Sikhs and Gurkhas you mean
>>79016609
The boys are back in town
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-27/turnbull-orders-orders-urgent-review-of-brexit-implications/7546890
Why the fuck would I want to work in the middle east
>>79019629
actually our dollar is pretty stable, It's not as good as america's petro dollar or any of the super economies but for a population of 24 million it's pretty decent.
>>79019892
HOL UP
*eats burger*
Are you telling me that I could soon use my British nationality to get into Australia or NZ?
does this count as an australian?
Man some more ozzies would shoot our bantz exports through the roof, also prop up the economy with their diet of beer and disposable BBQ's.
>>79020197
My good fellow that is the QUINTESSENTIAL Australian.
>>79016609
I already have dual citizenship so I don't give a fuk mane
>>79016609
>check flag
>check pic
>could
>COULD
Yeah brexit could even spark ww3 am i rite?
>>79019461
I doubt there will be a free movement agreement, instead it will probably be a loosening of visa rules and the eternal EU queue will go away.
>>79016609
>>79019892
> Singapore never included in NeoCommonwealth threads
> Even fucking Hong Donkey Kong gets more love from the old metropole
> You will always be the disinherited hapa love-child that your father refuses to acknowledge
> Everyone nearby hates you
> So disliked that Israel literally is your greatest ally
I-it's okay, I don't n-need friends anyway...
Are you guys going to send the Pakis to the middle of the Australian desert?
>>79020417
we just made a defence deal with youse
I'm a full citizen of Australia thanks to my parents living there between the 70s and 80s, i do love the UK, but if stuff gets seriously poopy i might just have to bail to Australia.
DESU i'd prefer canada, mostly due to the climate, but whatever.
>>79020519
You'd feel a lot safer using the toilet in Canada too desu
Majority of the Aussies are British descent, so this is a good thing.
>>79020417
Singapore's alright mate.
>>79019892
Based.
And people don't like Turnbull.
We getting first dibs on trade this time. Feelsgoodman.
>>79021120
Incidentally, enlighten me on what you guys produce these days.
Seems like your mining industry is being wrecked by china's deliberately undercutting every other country with a mining industry, the lack of arable land is limiting food exports, finance and tech industries are relatively weak and buying anything with silicon in it is obscenely overpriced.
About the only thing you export to us these days are nature documentaries. Then again most of your trade may be with the asian/american sphere so Australian exports rarely reach our side.
>>79019753
Shut the fuck up upside down poland.
I hope I can Join the British Navy lad
they changed in a few years ago so only residents could join
>>79021573
We send alot of wheat and livestock to the middle east and Asia, hence the Libs reluctance to call out muzzies on alot of their shit.
The big question is if brexit will make it possible for white south africans to immigrate easier than before.
I just want to get some english slag preggers and leave
>>79020417
Yeah but you're strange, and Han.
>>79020007
Southerners only plz.
>>79021573
Animals, and livestock, want some Kangaroo meat?
How about some cars? We could into making cars, for you.
Ore? We gots the ore, coal? We gots that too.
Uranium, bit, we got allll the Uranium.
>>79022141
> Yeah but you're strange, and Han.
The PRC Chinese regard us as race traitors because (a) we were smart enough to realise that Qing China was shit, and (b) they assume that everyone down here must be part Malay / Indian, and then go on to enthusiastically apply the one-drop rule.
We'd not be the first up against the wall in a PRC-dominated Asia-Pacific, but we would be up against the wall.
>>79020417
WTF! there's a country called "singapore"?
ahaha wow!
>>79022618
Well if the Chinese hate you, thats good enough for me.
Get on the Commonwealth train,its leave the station, CHOO CHOO
I'd rather pull my fingernails out than step foot in the UK.
I'd rather have aussies than europeans, bring the bantz
>>79016609
Why would I want to tho?
>>79023029
But I do worry it wont happen :(
>>79020417
I'm fully behind a closer union with Singapore if it means I can get a banking job over there, stay in a swanky high-rise apartment and fuck Russian hookers which is basically all Singapore is known for. That's what makes the zero-tolerance policy on drugs so weird.
>>79022619
yeah thats where the noodles come from
>>79020007
as long as you arent a paki
>>79020197
theres a reason they were classified as fauna until leftists had their way
>>79022854
Oi, none of that. Word on the street is we're getting the empire back together. New Commonwealth could become the world's foremost super power if we play our cards right
>>79016609
Fuck yes.
>>79016609
but everything is better here
and that isnt even an over statement
>>79023087
To eat kebabs after heaps hectic nights out. It's kebab tourism.
Just try out all those kebabs brus
>>79023190
> Singapore
> Known for Russian hookers
This sounds like one of those stories where the Spanish thought Inca cities were literally built out of gold.
Don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but you might have better luck in London if you want Russkie girls.
>>79023815
>Plants:Give Oxygen take in Carbon Dioxide
>Abos:Take in Oxygen,money and petrol
>>79023835
Would mean having to go into africa and india more directly to reap the corruption and establish industry for trade. Especially Africa.
And we need EUlike regulations for food production, don't want assholes using nasty pesticides and cutting corners in agriculture. Which the poo-in-loos will inevitably do. Half the reason we're out of the EU to begin with is Asians voting to leave because they didn't want the EU 'interfering' with their businesses.
Also means we're going to be exporting to them again. Before they joined the EEC they were our prime export destination for commodities.
At the very least it will mean we're not completely beholden to the ups and downs of the Chinese market.
Might cut down on the number of whinging farmers too.
>>79024123
u wot m8
plants are flora
>>79020417
Singapore already owns more Australian property than China, what more do you want.
>>79016609
im going to the UK. you fucks better have a mcdonalds or i will lose my goddamn mind.
>>79024333
Seriously?We have 5 million people
>>79024613
"people"
*sneers*
C'mon lads, let your ameribros over too. Fuck everyone. We all speak english. Fuck everyone else!
>>79024640
2 million of those are pajeets
>Tfw fucking government made 3/5 of the population foreigners born citizen
NIGEL GOVERNMENT WHEN?
>>79016609
welcome home Aussies,
we can handle the bants
just make sure you bring your own vegemite!
Why would you want to move from Straya to England anyways? It seems you have decent salaries and brilliant weather
>>79022159
>only wants southern fairies
>doesn't want Starks
Scum
>>79025451
Why the fuck would I want regressive yankees?
>>79025556
Oh shit, I'm retarded.
I thought you were replying to a brit.
Disregard, I suck benis.
Cream tea for all Commonwealth loyalists.
Welcome home, friends.
>>79026743
We may have not talked for a while, you where busy banging that hot new chick.
But we have been her all along waiting for you to come back to your family Dad
>>79016609
>anglos now can escape to each others infested countries
oh I'm laughing
>>79026743
hey dad
>>79027030
at least they have something to fall back on cock breath.
>>79016609
Yes it would make it easier. Now that we answered this question: Why should they?
>>79027112
Farage just mentioned Australia and NZ's desire for trade deals.
We're coming home dad.
>>79023970
your booze and fags are overpriced.
Wait, is there any hope for Canadian to enter glorious England and rejoin the mothership?
>>79019892
Goddamn.
A new trade between the UK and Australia would be absolutely brilliant. Just take our shit fà ms. Make Britain Great Again.
>>79020417
You guys are alright, no kebab though pls
>>79024500
Halal only and no bacon
Can I come too
I can already get an ancestry visa so it doesn't have any benefit to me. But it's great news for other Australians who don't have that benefit.
>>79026743
What is that, clotted cream or something? Looks dank
>>79016609
wait, doesn't this mean more paki, indian, mudslime influx ?
>>79027670
Shit under Mr lmaoweednislambruh's already that bad?
>>79016609
exactly Brexit was really fucking good for Oz
>we can trade minerals with them now nickle iron ect.. things they need badly and things we have alot of.
>>79021573
The only reason our economy has fallen off is because China has stopped buying. The only reason we sell to China is because the EU prevented us selling to the UK.
We export Gold, Iron, Copper, Nickel, Tin and Coal. Sapphires, Emeralds, Opals, Diamonds, of every size and colour, including pink diamonds. Dairy, Meat, Poultry and Mutton.
We export everything the UK imports and more, and the only reason we stopped exporting to the UK in the 1970's is because you guys let yourself be cucked into the EEC.
>>79016609
>Inviting bogans to england
>supershitpostpower
Checks out
Uh oh.
>>79019161
>For using the word cancer in a derogatory manner, your internet tax has risen by 5%. Please refrain from future troublesome behavior. Signed Aus Gov.
>>79020007
Yes but only if you hold "right-wing" / conservative / colonial idealogies for the commonwealth of our peoples.
>remove Kebab make White countries white again.
>>79019855
>more Sikhs and Gurkhas you mean
BRO TIERRRRRRRRRR
>>79016609
>Tfw youre not part of the big ol family that is the commonwealth
>tfw you have to stay at home with mama merkel and she treats you bad and hit you violently but still expect you to respect here
Feels like shit
Last time I went to London, it was full of Pakis, Curry Munchers, Frogs and Gypsies.
Get rid of them first before I even reconsider going back.
>>79023835
he is probably a lib turnbull voter.
>we are going to deport them into the congo in africa....
>>79029377
we will save you Rome.
>>79019568
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>79029010
Not sure how to tell you this, but the EU already raped our steel industry to death.
Still, maybe we can actually start making pots and pans again so our GDP isn't as heavily reliant on London.
>>79029573
if we get the empire back together
>we can remove the unwanted pests and not be so full for our allies.
>>79029354
>Jewish
>54%
Umm excuse me?
>>79029684
Muslims and Jews are like magnets.
>>79029684
They always back both sides goy.
UK can get fucked
Immigration here is still too much of a problem, we hardly need to give paki scum a free path in
>>79029608
it'll work itself out naturally as another anon stated you guys import what we export we import what you export its perfect.
The Steel Industry will reform because now its not being attacked by the EU.
>That and yes you would create a tonne of cushy jobs for your people.
Short term effects of Brexist
Will be like a recession
Long Term effects makes your economy a powerhouse and should atleast tripple your gdp and minimize your unemployment.
>people would get jobs they want because new ones are being made because UK just went into a rennaissance and innovation levels are high.
>>79030045
The Queen is an idiot
>>79022159
Is New Hampshire ok?
>>79030780
>New Hampshire
As long as you leave the dead whale behind. We have enough of them in Melbourne.
Why on earth would you want to move from the warm and wonderful Australia full of Asian qts to a disgusting, cold and grey UK full of brown and black people
>>79030780
>New Hampshire
Also, no one for Lebanon (NH), we have enough people from Lebanon already.
>>79030236
im not saying she is not.
Just saying that we still see UK as a close ally and now England itself as an even closer ally throwing off the big merchants.
>You realize violent criminals where executed and all the aristocrats having the crime of being in power where sent to AUS yeah ?
>>79030835
What just cause I'm from New England means I hunt whales for a living? Fuck off it was one time. Feminists banned it anyway, for obvious reasons
>>79016609
Are there actually EU laws that limit countries in taking in non-EU immigrants?
I don't think so. The UK can choose to make it easier for Australians regardless if they're in or out of the EU. They were already taking in many Australians. And Pakis and Poo in the loos. See pic related.
>>79029354
Any source on this?
Also, I'd rather have Aussies here than Euroscum.
>>79031029
>Pretending to no longer hunt whales
https://www.boston.com/news/animals/2016/06/27/dead-whale-washes-ashore-in-new-hampshire
>>79016609
Brexit was a mistake.
>>79031145
Damn, all those british slags are getting roo'd.
>>79016609
We're more than happy to trade for some of those brimstone missiles.
>>79031431
Revisionist scum
>>79031168
We can't help the urge. Those giant abominations are mocking the Lord. It's a Puritan thing, you heathens wouldn't understand.
>>79031833
Can you hunt, say, boats full of people looking for a better life?
If so, sign on the dotted line.
>>79031740
They are pretty sexy
>>79029468
we're in talks about walling off london from the rest of the country
>>79031833
goddarned humpbacks spitting in the eye of the Lord.
>>79016609
*licks lips* its time to bant.
>>79019106
Is this really what was happening? Fucking hell
>>79020417
My entire experience with Singaporeans comes from Soldier Front and them saying la after everything.
What about us?
>>79016609
>>79016609
>>79016609
trust me you dont want to work and live in that shithole.
they might be happy to get a visa in Australia
>>79034143
I'm just getting tired of my life in Australia.
Might be time for a change of scenery so I can be tired of my life in a different environment.
>>79020197
if whites go to England they take their country Australia
>>79016609
Why would I want to move to the UK when it's full of fucking muslims?
>>79034246
desu When i think about it. I like straya more. Laid back lifestyle desu senpai
>>79019106
Old habits die hard
>>79020519
You can move to NZ for the climate then.
>>79031487
they were getting poo'd actually
FRIENDLY REMINDER TO JOIN UKIP ON THE LEDDIT MHOC AND BTFO BREMAINERS AND COMMUNISTS
https://www.reddit.com/r/MHOC/comments/41tznv/join_a_party/?sort=new
Duel Citizenship here. Fuck the UK, white people are a minority.
>>79035170
Not willingly.
>>79016609
Heres comes the Australian workers!
>>79019106
This. But soon that'll be coming to an end
I feel like the people calling the Leave voters BIGOTED RACISTS don't really realise how much the EU segregates member states from the rest of the world.
>>79035845
Could be worse m8.
>>79020417
You're alright.
You're just a bit crazy about the whole littering and chewing gum thing.
>>79019892
adjusted for 2016
>>79035989
>>79036066
Ahh I forgot my flag
Really hard to do banter without getting btfo desu
>>79029684
Rich Jew Elites =/= Jews terrified of Muzzies
>>79036190
Hey man my animation was an equal opportunity offender, that was a legit kek.
#NotAllSwedes
>>79036239
>animation
Video
>>79016609
>Cucks in our media finally begin to realise upsides of this obviously advantageous decision
>>79019106
The ones of us who knew this was happening didn't like it either. I think Nige has spoken about it before at least once.
>>79035845
Here comes the multicultural utopia of Swe-Oh no, now its all mixed and shitty!
>>79029573
Full has never extended to white SAffers and disillusioned brits
Cheeky I know
>>79035845
No no no you've got it all wrong.
The Chinese come here because it's better than China, and settle. White Australians have this notion that the UK is somehow better than Australia (long history, close location to the continent etc) and move there for this reason before realising it sucks and they come home.
Australians overseas are MUCH whiter than those here.
>>79036506
Met two aussies in my life and they were both handsome white guys so I'll trust you on this
>>79019721
Real ale. And slags
>>79036506
>Australians overseas are MUCH whiter than those here.
Well yeah, because when the asians go overseas they stop being considered australian and start going by "chinese" again.
>>79031431
you were a mistake
>>79031431
Hello Angela.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/9845442/EU-to-set-up-euro-election-troll-patrol-to-tackle-Eurosceptic-surge.html
