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A black person just sat next to me for a 12 hour flight


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>A black person just sat next to me for a 12 hour flight
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I can smell it from here
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after you shower smell some camphor or something to try and get the stink out of your nostrils
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>>76227522
Send him to the back of the seats.
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>>76227522
Start watching interracial cuckold porn and make sure he notices.
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>>76227522
OH SHIT, BRO I BET YOU HAD TO TALK TO THEM, TOO.
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>>76227522
I've had the same experience. They were actually really good to talk to, surprisingly.
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>>76227522
Start listening to Hip Hop obnoxiously loudly on the in-flight radio and make sure to make eye contact while nodding your head to da beat
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>>76227522
I remember being in a 3 hour train trip to see my family and my seat was next to a morbidly obese black woman, whoops, I "misread" my seat number and went next to an old man who turned out to be an Atari/NES enthusiast, it was a nice trip afterall
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>>76227708
kek
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>>76227522
Better than an Arab even being on the same flight- that always makes me nervous. Black people don't tend to blow up planes.
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>>76227522
were you the pilot?

(insert a punchline here someone)
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>>76228447
UK yes
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>get on a bus with almost no one in it
>sit near the back
>there's a black guy a couple seats over
>when he gets up to drop off the bus all those videos of niggers punching random white people comes into my mind
scariest 3 seconds of my life
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>>76228512
RARE
A
R
E
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>>76228512
HOLY FUCK
O
L
Y

F
U
C
K
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>>76228512
t. santa
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>>76228512
Holy shit!!!!
RARE
A
R
E
I'm on mobile, what is the place this poster is originating from? Super Brazil?
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>>76227522
Talk to him/her about voting for Trump anon.

Here's some info to get you two going.

http://katehon.com/agenda/silence-clinton
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>>76229040
Christmas Island
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>>76228512
>population 2,072
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Did you say anything to him for being a nigger?

Or did you winp out like a faggot pussy?

All bark, no bite.
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>>76228512
The fuck is Christmas Island

Sounds festive as fuck
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>>76227522
Talk to him?
Make some small funny talk
Plant some red pill seeds you autistic mongoloid
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>>76229315
It's where these things are from
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>>76229315
Forgot the image reee
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>>76229518
No, the moai statues are on easter island
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>>76229315
It's christmas there 364 days per year, and one day every year, santa and his 2,071 elves must get to work !
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>>76229633
Oh, guess I'm retarded then
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>>76227522
>Take buss home rom high school in the city
>Live out in the suburbs, so it's a long ride
>Be late, miss buss
>Take buss that goes through the ghetto
>Had a friend who got threatened on that bussline once
>Jump on buss since there is no ther buss that will take me home
>Buss starts
>Gets to the culturally enriched utopia
>Arab and african youths run into the buss saying that they are going to shoot anyone from my part of town (all white part of town)
>[KEEP CALM AND DON'T SHOW A SIGN OF FEAR FACE]
>Run around in the buss doing gang signs
>Run out of the buss
>Think that they were just faking it
>Nope
>Guys pull out knives
>Buss driver puts the pedal to the floor
>We are out of there
>Get home
>Hear on the news that there was a shooting there one day later
Never taking that buss again
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>>76228512
EVERYONE ON YOUR POSITIONS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SAVE THAT FLAG

I REPEAT

SAVE THAT FLAG

MEOWWWWWWW TRITITITITITITTI
PFFF BOOM CRASHHH


I HAVE BEEN IT I HAVE BEEN IT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BOMBOMMBOOOM CRASH TRATATATATATATATA


TRAAAAAAAAAAAANNN TARARRARTTATATTATATA


WE DID IT WE SAVED THE RARE FLAG
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>>76227522

>A white person just sat next to me for a 12 hour flight.
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>>76229896
An average day in Sweden.
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>>76229896
Can we just nuke you already Sweden? seriously you are the fucking worst
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>>76230559
wait a minute that flag
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