>How would you translate The Holy Bible for the digital age? One anonymous translator adapted the King James Version into the Bible Emoji: Scripture 4 Millennials.
>According to The Daily Mail, this project required six months of work to complete. This eBook will be released on May 29 at the iBookstore. For now, readers can visit the Bible Emoji website to check out a digital translator that converts Bible verses into “emoji awesomeness.”
>Here’s more from The Huffington Post: “It also goes one step further by translating this ancient scripture into today’s web lingo. That means subbing in words like ‘and’ for ‘&,’ ‘why; for ‘y,’ and ‘people’ for ‘ppl.’ The Bible Emoji’s creator estimates that approximately 15 percent of the total character count of the KJV was replaced with modern slang. The result is a book that looks like a series of (very holy) texts.”
http://www.adweek.com/galleycat/king-james-bible-translated-with-emojis-for-millennial-readers/120755
>tfw newspeak is actually becoming real
remove the christ
>>75323089
What the fuck is wrong with the world?
>the world can't adapt to the dictionary and the words, so we'll change the dictionary and the words
How long until they allow you to write "ur" in your essays just because it's phonetically the same as you're?
Every day we drift farther from gods light
At least its better than the Queen James Bible.
>>75323228
I am laughing so hard
Not to mention they have this god-awful "emoji translator" to go with it.
http://www.bibleemoji.com/
I know that mainstream society always lags behind the internet when it comes to fads, but how fucking far behind are they if they're JUST getting into emoticons now?
>>75324002
They've done this shit b4
>>75323637
Should of just called it the James St. James Bible
>>75323888
>Revelation 6:8
>& i looked, & behold a pale : & his name that sat on him was , & hell followed with him.& was given unto them over the 4th part of the , 2 kill with sword, & with hunger, & with , & with the beasts of the .
>>75324273
With the actual emojishit
>>75323089
All I see is capitalism at work
>>75323089
>>75323637
>>75324095
fuck this shit
fuck this society
>>75323089
I would be upset but with the Pope being such a total fucking heretic and fag, what can you really even say?
>>75323089
>this project required six months of work to complete
Could have made a script to bang it out in an afternoon.
