UKRAINE EUROVISION WINNER 2016!!
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Ukraine 1st
Australia 2nd
Bulgaria 3rd
Sweden 4th
France 5th
Germany LAST with a total of 10 points !!!
AHAHAHAHAHAAAHA! Not even the shitskins from other countries vote for the krauts !!
Rigged as fuck
>>74019974
russia btfo
The new voting system to me just represents the European Union. Take away voting power from the citizens and give it to selected "experts"
>>74019974
based tatar
t. crimean tatar whose family fled from st*lin
>Ukraine
Wasn't their song literally muh 6 million?
>>74019974
>Eurovision
What is this all about?
good job ukraine
Gas ukraine desu.
Thanks for ruining my evening you mongols. Not even mad just dissapointed.
Fucking Australians
Thank god they didn't win
>No lemonade for Australia
Man this shit was shit. I can get Australia getting points because "muh meme/exotic country", but Ukraine? That song was actually bad.
Russia got robbed by the judges
>>74019974
Fucking rigged shit.
Russia clearly won this. Best shit is when Poland got 0 from Ireland and they're like biggest minority here.
Such fucking lies.
>winning with a political muh feels song
The jury has to be 100% jewish
>>74019974
We had an entrant?
>please don't be an abo.
>>74020049
Ofcourse it is familie
One big propaganda show
>>74019974
Poland was last in Jury and 3 by vote. How can something be so corupt. Love you Poland stay based.
>>74019974
Wasnt ukraines Song about tartars in crimea being the original folk.whilst completely ignoring Greek colonization of the crimean Peninsula?
t. Someone who doesnt give a shit about Eurovision
>>74020293
>Israel
>Talking about Europe.
Fuck off
Poor Australia. Eurovision is rigged to fuck.
At least Germany got fucked over, cunts deserve it.
ENJOY YOUR COLD GAS-LESS NIGHTS, UKRAINE!
Cuckraine and Austlelia.
yearly reminder that the eurovision is fucking horrible
>>74019974
Thank you for the votes, fellow Europeans.
>>74020049
Who the fuck would anyone want to purposefully rig a game in favour of Ukraine?
the russian song was shit, admit it
>>74019974
Woo Australia you guys did good.
Who cares what the jury thinks?
RUSSIA officially won the peoples vote
thats what matteres
Prepare your anus, Ukraine, because tomorrow Putin will be taking selfies in Kiev, The Russian Federation
>24 by jury
>3rd by voters
Nice one
>>74020425
>Burger
>>74020398
I think you already know the answer.
[spoiler]Jews[/spoiler]
WTF THIS TATAR WHORE BACK TO KYRGYZSTAN YOU GO!
THIS IS FUCKING RIGGED
HER SONG WAS LITERALLY "MUH 2 GORILLION
>No political songs allowed guys
>Unless it's negatively aimed at Russia, then it's okay lol.
Fucking Jews I swear.
Merkel is celebrating now
>>74020483
Pls make this happen greatest ally
>>74020453
>murrican education
EU wants Ukraine to join to fuck over Russia
To be fair Ukraine finishing higher than Russia is the pinnacle of kek
UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw
Dangit. Almost
>>74020574
Jury is probably made up of old useless babyboomers who hate russia for no apparent reason
>>74020380
Nah, an Asian.
>>74020351
Poland: 7 points from the Jury
230+ points from the people.
What a joke
Jesus, that was tense. Thank you for your support, bros.
>>74020425
Because Australia and some other non-EU countries are a part of Europe
>>74020537
What a surprise since most of your people don't even live in your shithole country
That new score system was alright though
>>74020468
The Russian song was absolutely the best one. The German song wasn't half bad either and could've at least hit the top ten.
This voting system is more complimentary to rigged votes than the last one, or at the very least makes rigged voting more obvious.
>>74020453
damn you dumb
>>74019974
Apologies that was the jury votes.
The final results + (Jury + People voting in picture attached.
1st Ukraine
2nd Australia
3rd Russia
5th Bulgaria
6th Sweden
Krauts, last 10 points!!!!!
>NON-WHITE WINNER
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>>74019974
the fuck is this ukrainan song? some kebab sounding language.
is this a parody?
ukraine is not slav anymore but jamal? any ukrainfag got a backstory?
Posting the real eurovision winner song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hRZS-nLhY
>>74020198
It's not realy new, there were always juries votes
>>74020224
yup
>muh 1944 ebil stalin fugg u rusia big bad
Gee and here I am sitting wondering who could be behind this shit winning.
Why did I ever think the result would be different?
>>74020631
Can't even blame your average "muh homophobia" sjw considering Russia won the popular vote by far.
russia got robbed by the jury
>>74019974
ohh, havent seen your thread.
>>74020498
>>74020498
>>74020498
Decide which one you prefer.
> Germany does everything for EU and multiculti and w/e
> one of the last
nigga what the fuhk this is unfair
>>74020667
>Russia stole your clay.
>You won Eurovision.
Sadly still a net loss for you.
Next ESC will be in Russia if you catch my drift.
>>74019974
RIGGED BULLSHIT
Germany represented by a weeaboo...good thing we got the last place
First three coutries are not even real europe
Russia was the most famous by popular vote even in germany
German kike jury giving 12 points to israel
Straya represented by gooks
What a time to be alive...
It feels like bizarro pol but it is real life
>>74020351
I believe those were jury votes
Wish you could see that russian butthurt happening now.
>>74019974
>taking the eurovision seriously
all the countries with actually good music dont really care and put on total crap. e.g the UK
>>74020483
this
>2017
>try to host Eurovision
>Putin goes further to the west and assaults Kiev
>all singers die in a missile strike
>mfw
>>74019974
>Germany LAST with a total of 10 points !!!
It was 11, okay?
Also this jury shit killed it. They removed all the fun from the show by now showing which country gave how many points to whom. Instead we got to watch their boring jury shills.
>>74020830
>Russia was the most famous by popular vote even in germany
>German kike jury giving 12 points to israel
W
T
F
Australia entering a European song contest with a Korean singer and their points are presented by a chinese skeleton
I literally couldn't stop laughing at how based they were
>eurovision having anything to do with music
I haven't listened to every song, but i listened to some of the semi finals and each one i listened to was just a complete shitshow.
Always been rigged. The major soccer events are rigged too.
>>74020850
why? Eurovision 2017 will be in Russia, if you catch my drift :)
>>74020667
Thanks ukraine for relieving us as most hated country in europe now, you truly deserve it.
>>74020836
Yeah that's still fucking rigged just so Russia wouldn't win. They were afraid.
They had to pish Australia or Ukraine because lgbt illegal in Russia.
God bless emperor Putin.
>>74020632
Figures.
Where they any good?
What did they sing?
>my country has gone to shit to the tune of I think I'm turning Japanese?
>>74020689
really? i tgought it was generic and lame, but its propably just my taste.
>>74019974
yfw germany gave israel 12pts.
>>74020205
original version of the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT9SrUWtcTo
>mfw Russia annexes Ukraine so Eurovision will be hosted in Russia anyway
>russia spent 1billion rubles
>still lost
>even worse, they lost to Ukraine
hahahahaha its like poetry
>>74020880
German people voted for russia
But the german "experts" gave 12 points to israel
>>74020468
the song was shit yea, but the presentation was prolly the best
>>74020744
thats a generic gay pop song
>>74019974
FUCK IT ALL
PUTIN CALL IN AIRSTRIKES NOW
eastern europe ruining this contest again. hurr durr lets vote our neighbor even if its a complete shit song
Lets crash this Union
RECHTSRUCK JETZT!
>>74021000
>canada
No such country exists
[military action in donetsk intensifies]
>>74020675
Nah Jewbro, we figured out how to secure our own borders.
>>74020974
Should have spend those 1 billion rubles on bribing the juries I guess, because they won the popularity vote.
>>74020682
wew lad, so just like yours
>>74020973
Those niggers deserve anything bad that's coming to em.
Bulgaria didn't spend a single dime.
Pretty good
>>74020907
Luxembourg, you so mean.
>>74020632
So glad the gook didn't win
>>74019974
Ukraine in Europe? lol
UK OUT NOBODY LIKES YOU
>>74020682
U mad ?
>>74019974
wasn't russia 3rd?
UK can just Brexit now
>>74020049
Salty as fuck kankerhomo
>>74019974
Lol, they still exist?
Wait what? You couldn't even hear what she was singing... but Eurovision is a anti-Russian tool either way so.. it was obvious.
For trans now Ukraine, seems about right.
>>74019974
11 points actually
we got dubs
>>74019974
>Donbass war round 2 soon
Can't wait.
I was on the edge of my seat near the end.
Also fuck Australia, so glad they didn't win
>>74021104
1st by televote
10th or so by jury vote
>>74020293
What the fuck, Israel and Turkey also compete in Eurovision? Well, at least it's the two most tolerable middle eastern countries.
>>74020468
They were all shit, but the ESC has always been about political bantz anyway.
Only that the faggots who run the show got their panties in a twist and were afraid that the bantz might to lead someone like Poland or Russia winning, so they had to rig it with their juries.
>>74020633
true
>no votes for this qt
I am disappoint
>>74019974
the aussies should have won! what the fuck happened
American schools really are shit.
Today I learned that Ukranians are niggers and Australia is a zipperhead nation in Europe. Did the chugs compete too?
>>74020693
>closest UK gets to winning Eurovision is being in the Australian flag
>>74020945
Yeah it wasn't too bad desu, did deserve to win. Certainly deserved to be the Ukrainian "muh Russia bad" song.
HOLY SHIT RUSSIAN BOMBERS SIGHTED ABOVE KIEW!
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!
Thank you EUROPE
Russian butthurt is brilliant
>>74019974
B A S E D T A T A R
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>>74021069
SLAVA UKRAINA
>>74021205
Germany deserves this after axing their redpilled candidate
Aaaaand in our TV they are talking about how bad russia is.
>tfw no ISIS attack
What a sad time to be alive
>>74021153
>"""trans"""sexual
>muh genocide
Next year gay-win is inevitable. The big bad russian must be fough or else we might lose our degeneracy.
>>74021205
>>74021220
Might missed it m8 but votes were rigged anyway.
>>74021279
Just fu
Australia is the only winner
>>74021279
How the fuck did you win?
>>74020205
Tatars got what they deserved. They were genociding and pillaging Russian duchies for 300 years. Approx 3 million East Slavs was sold as slaves from their slave markets at Cherson.
>>74020205
Fucking stalin had one job.
>>74020812
i get it
we work on it every fking day
Can anyone post the non-jury votes? I'm too lazy to search for them, but it would be interesting to see how much votes the ruskies got.
>>74021279
>russia actually thought they could win
It was literally all over their news yesterday about how they pulled out all the stops to win a shitty singing contest
>>74021279
You're basically thanking yourop for another round for bombing.
You better prepare your poor's man russia ass.
Next year we'll bring a fucking singing koala. Then you cunts are fucked.
>>74021279
What butthurt you guys only won because of corrupt jury preventing most popular song winning.
>>74021174
but it put them in 3rd when combined
Someone make a petition about corruption between the judges. Poland 7 + 230
JUST
RUSSIA clearly won this
>>74020600
>a fucking gameshow has any say in political matters
I think you're the dumb one here bud, grab a shotgun and off yourself by one
>>74020745
Not always, they didn't have them for a while, but brought them back after Russia won in 2008. kek
>>74020891
Your country sent an arabian speaking SJW to eurovision, how does it feel?
Actually eurovision is a political sympathies contest, how could this typical russian pop-song overcome Jamala? No offense to Lazarev, but his song was objectively weaker. This jury thing was a right option to choose.
>>74021368
Something about opressed tatars and homos in russia
>>74019974
>Australia
shitposting in real life I see
>>74021416
1. Russia
2. Ukraine
3. Poland
>UK got 2 on the phone vote
>Germany got 1 on the phone vote
HAHAHAHAHHAA NO ONES LIKE YOU
>>74021279
>Tatars rape and pillage Ukrainian lands for centuries
>capture lots of Ukrainian women to sell as sex slaves to t*rkroaches
>Russia comes in and removes the cancer
>centuries later dipshit cockholes choose a Tatar slut over their own brothers
Mate...
>>74021279
>шт
how barbaric
>>74021424
i'm simply waiting for the day you lads just drop an actual god damn Emu into eurovision and watch it bully everyone into handing you lot the win.
>>74021194
our songs were actually good but erdogan said this contest is political bullshit and we are not joining
>recep "i hate everything" erdoğan
this woman won eurovision back then with that first song, but song starting at 1:50 is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ23T_NHuY8
>>74021455
>burger is too dumb to realize how propaganda works
Figures.
The funny thing is
we dont have money to hold ESC17
>>74020604
Moskals got cucked
>>74021368
How the fuck did you get 12 points from our jury? I almost choked on my fucking beer. Your 'song' was fucking godawful.
>M-muh Nazi guilt
>must give ze joos 12 points
What have i ever done to deserve this fate.
>>74021535
+15
>there's people ITT who don't understand that it's all rigged to make russia appear as bad as possible, and use various countries for as much U.S/EU/NATO propaganda points as possible
>>74020425
Jealous that your greatest ally is allowed in but not the mighty US of A?
>>74021279
You know that the jews let you win? Europe chosed Russia.
POLITICS EVERYWHERE
FUCK EUROVISION
WHY CANT ANYTHING BE FUN ANYMORE
FUCKING KEKS
>>74021521
You're saying this like it's new. We don't like Europe and Europe is butthurt and doesn't like us. We'll be glad to fuck you dying cunts off for good.
>>74020694
>sees the flag
Yep
At least it wasn't your half-nigger who won
>>74021521
1 was jury 10 were phones
>ukraine has one of worst songs
>gets most points from judges
>massive shilling for artist throughout europe because of muh six gorrillion and ebul russia
I am laughing. Ukraine can't afford to host the event. They are going to be begging all other European nations for funds to host it next year. Germoney is going to turn them into the next Greece with a loan
Other highlight of the event
>iceland nigger
>swede flirts with iceland nigger
Sweden yes!
BTFO.
what's Australia doing in Eurovision?
What instrument do they use to produce that Arabic-ish sound Ukraine had?
Also Austria should have gotten higher. That song was nice.
>>74019974
Damn, eurovision is a degeneracy contest and germans are the last ... and we are the fifth.
All these years fight for being in the last positions
GG germany
>>74019974
They aren't even hiding it anymore
>>74021418
They would have actually won without the jury.
>>74021535
We are never going to be brothers again.
>>74021589
>winning a fucking singing game-show has any effect on any of this shit
Serioisly, stop it you're making a fool of yourself
>>74021279
we chose russia
jurys chose you
>>74021535
>their own brothers
Kek
>>74020049
fpbp
>>74021479
you dumb hohol
poland was literally last one by the jury
and by the people literally 2nd
>this won http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
Did ukraine just get the retard kind of golden medal? Holy fucking shit can't stop laughing
>>74019974
the moment we get 7 points from jury and 230 from people.
Oh, wait we got 7 because we are bad goys that don't like immigrants and hate them in general.
And Russia is EBIL CAN'T WIN!
Ukraine is literally shithole that would suck anyone's dick for anything. Fuck them, fuckin slav traitors. They are truly retarded child of us and Russia.
>>74021646
R A R E
A
R
E
>>74020694
>It's in Sweden during [current_year]
>Non-white "Ukrainian" winner
>Robs the Russians
>People scared shitless that the Asian Straya might win
>German Jury gives Israel 12 points & rest of european viewers give 11
What a great day
>>74021589
Also, Иди нaхyй cyкa.
>>74021702
Dude, stop talking about things you don't understand.
Ukraine is Europe
thank god russia a shit
>>74021662
Cucking yuros, what else?
>tfw best neighbor got fucked by political bullshit
>>74019974
I don't really care that Russians didn't win despite highest popular vote.
What matters that Australian shitposters got KHAN'D.
and now these damn ukrainians crawl out of their bomb shelters and think they have the right to shitpost and banter!!!
Chill guys, eurovision is about peace and love
Why the heck did that song win
>>74021279
You won through the rigged juries. Shoo Ukroach, shoo.
>>74021738
Germany got 1 point for letting Kebab into Europe though.
>>74021800
peace and love my ass
>>74021762
Cбeжaл c нeньки? Pathetic.
>>74021765
Ukraine is POLAND you fuck
>>74021738
But Bulgaria got Dinko and still got to the top
>>74020483
>>74020590
>sucking Putin's cock this much
kek
>>74021646
>Forgeting this
>>74021823
Pity points
>>74021785
they are coming to beg for money to host next years event
>>74021765
No, Ukraine is an american economic colony.
>>74021594
don't worry, they rigged the vote to bring you in a position that would allow you a victory. they will also give you the money you need to host it
>>74020974
It's like Jeb spending 100 million and losing to Trump who spent in thousands lol.
>>74020483
If only
>>74020876
>Also this jury shit killed it. They removed all the fun from the show by now showing which country gave how many points to whom. Instead we got to watch their boring jury shills.
Yeah. They should do it the other way. Announce national votes one by one, and then the combined jury points together. Then the rigging would be even more rage-worthy.
>>74021723
That's what I'm talking about. Did you actually like Poland's guy?
>>74021578
Why do you vote for Erdogan?
>>74021862
And you are Somaliland.
>>74021783
The fact that we got 2nd and 1st in the Jury vote should be enough warning to how cucked Yurop is.
We haven't even released the emus yet.
>>74021853
Yes, your ass too. But mostly peace and love.
>>74021604
Your country (not necessarily you) voted in Merkel.
>>74021927
uhm i dont?
>its a poland and russia gets fucked by EU shitniggers episode
i don't know why my country stills on this festival, we are irrelevant
>>74021824
Deal with it.
>>74021918
yes and millions and other people too
>>74021702
Sorry m8 but it's true. That's how propaganda works. Russia should have won.
>Jury's favorite is Australia
>People's favorite is Russia
>Ukraine wins because muh politics
>>74021765
how do you say well done in Ukrainian?
WELL DONE.
>Comrade Sergey, it's ok, now please take a sip of this freshly brewed tasty coffee.
[sound of video related]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iutuQbMAx04
>>74019974
Who could have foreseen that the anti-Russian propaganda that was singled out for extra promotion by BBC would win?
>>74021918
Poland was even worse than your crap, and that says a lot.
>>74021918
>Did you actually like Poland's guy?
Oy vei they rigged it.
Does this mean /ug/ will make a return?
>>74021594
u'll prolly get the money under the table, prolly with some extra guns, just for shit 'n giggles
>>74019974
fuck you hohols your song, singer and performance was shit
Didn't watch the contest, hate how loud it will get now in newsfeed, seems peremoga was super highly desired, at least somewhere. so soviet
>>74021594
Don't worry, you will be funded enough to host a brilliant, beautiful show in the poorest, shittiest region in your country as a big fuck you to your most unfortunate citizens, like the world cup in Brazil.
>>74021862
I hope Poland returns its rightful clay after this. And Ukraine would still get to join EU and Russia would get their province in the east.
>>74021948
No, he's actually right.
Ukraine is both polish and russian clay. So this is like both Poland and Russia wins.
>>74021604
TWELVE POINTS
>>74019974
Holy fuck I almost died from laughter after the German jury gave 12 points to Israel.I also thought that Germoney would get more good goy points for letting kebab in,but I guess the power of muh 6 Gorillion is too much.Also
>7+230
>>74022013
Because mah occupation & shiet
>Israel
>In the year 2000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uNfhj66GOo
>>74019974
YOU LITTLE RASCAL WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE 14 POINTS TO RUSSIA
I was praying for getting a bad place for our weeaboo representative but fuck it 11 points is just mean.
Its not like it was legit 100% shit in contrast to some of the other stuff there.
>>74022013
Look ay this russia butthurt, oh my God
>>74021877
This part was the best laugh of the night.
>>74021949
I can really smell your saltiness even 13 000 km away.
No offense to Ukraine, but this was the only time you deserved the win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc
>>74020682
>Witcher 3, Dying Light
Kek
>>74019974
>The country is already bankrupt.
>putin set this up with his troll army to weakened Kiev
>Counter Maïdan next year after whole country starts starving to death
Or just decent song with decent singer
>>74021962
Well, technically we can't vote for any position but regular parliamentarians.
Everything else, ministers, president, chancellor and so on, is appointed by the parliament afterwards.
It's why Merkel has good chances to win again in 2017 even though 2/3rds want her to resign.
wtf is Australia doing here?
Reminder that Russian and Ukranian SMS bots have been working overtime and Australia were robbed.
>>74021770
They might as well invite us to participate then, we're closer to Europe than you are.
Of course that would never happen because we'd win every single year. There hasn't been a Eurovision winner worth writing home about since Sweden won in 1974.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsVeMz1F5c
>>74021885
dont worry. the EU will give millions to them. now they can feel patriotism and oppose russia even more. what a fucking propaganda piece this eurovision has turned into
>>74021877
I almost died when i saw this
>2spooky4me
>>74022220
He isn't wrong
>>74022220
he is right , you fag
>>74021833
Germany is fucking nazis and must atone for their sins forever.
>>74022257
Huh?
>>74020448
i vote but i alone(((
>>74022278
Go cry some salt.
It's delicious.
Not that I complain, but honestly, the only thing I liked about Jamalla's song is the instrumentals. I'd rather listen to this one. Too bad it didn't get enough votes for EV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFdcJJyrIHE
Also, Paшкa клaccнo выcтyпилa, гpaфoн 10/10. Aвcтpaлия вooбщe кaкoe-тo днo.
>>74021963
Will anyone in the next election? Does he have much of a following now after his ridiculous western media stunts? He makes your country look like an oppressive wahhabi shithole, to be honest, and I don't think it is. At least the people I have met in Turkey are wonderful.
>>74021090
feel your butthurt, Ivan
Totally for Australia
Germany underrated
>>74021738
Well, to be fair we got more jury points than you, and we are not exactly the EU's darling either.
That being said, we are also more irrelevant, so that might explain it.
>>74021205
anime shits btfo
>>74022207
I did the same, but i actually feel bad for her now. There was much worse shit there. Poor girl.
Germoney giving 12 points to Israel while the rest of Europe gives a total of 11.
I wonder who could be behind the juries...
The jews may have rigged austrasia and ukraine but poland and russia won the votes of the people
Posting the real winner https://youtu.be/pM07r57QqGg Fuck you ESC for not letting him get in the Finals
>>74022237
>Not based Verka Seducka
RUSSIA LOST BECAUSE THEY DONT NEED WIN
THEY NEED UKRAINE ECONOMY DISRUPTED
AND WILL STRIKE NEXT YEAR
>>74021723
*literally second to last
*literally 3rd
our song was shit, but it's nice to see people of eu like us.. maybe.. (could be poles abroad voting, but that would be just like ~40 points from uk, ireland, norway)
would love to see a country by country public votes breakdown, is this available somewhere?
WHERE THERE ANY NEGROES ON STAGE THIS YEAR?
>>74022192
Hahahaha what the fuck.
>>74022418
>12
>Israel
>IS REAL
10 Points.
That are 10 points more than we got last year.
I really don't see why we even bother anymore. And also how they always find some stupid girl/retard/mongrel to actually go there for us. It's always a fucking guaranteed public humiliation. And they never really profit of it in the slightest. Like Lena fucking won 2010 and nobody knows her name anymore today. Guess how fast they guys are forgotten that finish last place.
>>74022220
But I'm not Russian. Ukraine's song was meh, there were much better ones.
>>74022511
Yea exactly my thoughts.
I feel like she got the political judgement of Germany/Merkel.
>>74020483 #
This needs to happen, this eurovision became political when they pitted Ukraine against Russian in the final two. Make it happen my merchant friend, do your tricks.
>>74022517
you think poland jury vote of meager 7 points wasn't rigged like germanys 1 point?
>>74022577
USA HAD THE MOST NEGROS ON STAGE
>>74022454
>Will anyone in the next election?
im expecting minimum 55% tbqh lad. his votes are keep raising and there is nothing others can do
POLAND GOT JEW'D AGAIN
KEK
E
K
>>74019974
Ukraine winning is disgusting
>>74022517
>Poland and Russia counts, Ukraine and Austrialia don't because muh feels
>>74022560
german people send 10points to poland and 12 to russia
>>74022517
Poland was robbed when Konchita won as well
>>74022577
Justin Timberlame brought half of Americas with him.
Not even Ukrainians should be happy about this, since it was some shit political song from Tatar. Tatars not even live in Ukraine anymore with Crimea gone.
>>74022328
>turned into
It has always been this way though. The rigging normally just isn't as obvious as it was this time
>>74022663
>t. butthurt korean
>>74022667
BASED GERMANY
>>74022434
She (ESC winner) doesn't even have good vocals, rigged political shit
>>74019974
hey EU, how should we help Ukraine in their struggle?
>military support?
no
>political help?
no
>help them to break the corruption?
no
>economical help?
no
>but what else can we do?
hurr durr I know, let them win the Eurovision song contest
>great idea!!! this will shot our support for them
europe, a continent full of cunts, idiots and cowards
>>74022664
Ukraine's song was literally about muh feels during uncle joe's reign
Australia was a meme
>>74021862
lol
SIE SOLLEN SICH HÜTEN!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_-qMs8BS80
>>74022667
It's basically like a cry for help
It's not over yet, ukrainian bros!
We still love you, and we know that you love us!
Let's overthrow the jew and cronies and live in peace like we did before
>>74022833
sosat rusnia
Lul
>>74022833
Shadap, fuckin hohol
>>74021619
USA doesn't need Eurivision. Justin Timberlake outclassed the entire EU today.
>>74022767
pointless symbolic acts >> actually doing anything these days. I blame social media because people who voted ukraine probably think they delivered a powerful message by voting in the fucking ESC.
>>74022654
Whats his appeal,tho? Last time i heard, he was enacting some,legislation which would give him more powers or something. Seems like Turkey is slowly marching towards a one man islamic autocracy. Are the memes real?
RUSIA THE BEST!!!! FACK YOU
Holy shit, so you guys actually liked Russian song? Is it because you love sucking russian dick on all occasions or is it because you actually like generic dima bilan sounding shit each year by Russia?
Ukrainian song and effects were clearly much better.
>>74022655
That's because of Polish emigrants, duh.
Surprise, surprise.
This is fully retarded. Will Russia even be allowed to compete in Ukraine?
>>74022783
You get Donhardbass, annexation when?
>>74020544
>sweden
>never bulked
figures
We need a happening the next year
The visual effects were pretty nice but the actual song was shit. What the fuck? Straya should have won.
Worst part is Germany pays for all this shit.
From all the 'big five' (who are automatically qualified for the finale because they pay the most) Germany pays like half the bill.
We are basically paying millions year after year to get humiliated and laughed at.
Just drop the fucking bombs already. USA, Russia or poos I don't even care anymore.
>>74022895
>>74022916
spotted the jew
gas yourselves before I do it, you hook-nosed faggots.
Slavs will rule our land, we will purge you
>>74021540
Щ
master race
>>74022622
You should bring another porn star to win. This is the area you excel the most.
>>74022978
Is that an insult? Dima won the Eurovision so he is good
>>74022767
>germany giving 12 points to the jews
tiptopkek
>>74021359
AUSTRALIA IS EUROPE HEIL LITLER
>>74022553
A NAKED MAN AND A WOLF
>>74023055
We did that already.
Place 20/24 so not much better.
>>74023048
>implying your countries aren't poor corrupt shitholes because they are already run by slavs
>>74022420
All gamers love based Poland.
>>74021650
I never understood these moonrune meymeys
At least Germany got BTFO by both the critics and the popular vote. Still rigged as fuck though.
>Australia wins expert vote
>Russia wins popular vote
>Ukraine wins overall
How the fuck?!!
Also kekworthy was one other pattern. Israel's vote from (((experts))) - respectable finish well up the table. Popular vote - one of the lowest ranked entrants.
>>74020453
>>74020600
>>74021455
>>74021589
>>74021702
>>74021763
NOT ONE
NOT EVEN ONE
NOT A SINGLE. FUCKING. ARGUMENT
>>74021306
DESIGNATED
>>74023148
The only people gamers hate more than russians are polacks
>>74022964
>implying thats not what the 'people' want
>>74023046
>last 2 years in a row
stop ruining europe then
>>74023148
Sure but what does that have to do with his comment?
>>74023132
you gas yourself too, kike.
>>74021359
Totally agree
>>74022964
people are mostly pretending to be muslims because it benefits them, turkey is unironically less islamic than before honestly. the country is becoming more "traditional" instead of "more islamic".
>>74023202
Jews are europe too, huh?
>>74022833
Бpaтишкa, гдe глянyть? Taм в нa двaчe y пpeнькa гope, cepбы кидaнyли poccию, a нaceлeниe кaк гoлocoвaлo?
>>74023046
> not waving your own flags
> 12 points to israel
> paying for all of it
biggest cuck award goes to...
GLORY TO RUSSIA!
>>74023233
To be fair, if Germany would go full MGGA and pull financial support for everything that doesn't directly profit us, and only us, Europe would feel the hit.
So, we rigged votes for shitty songs, that's true.
But look on the situation more positively - there are a lot of butthurted asses in Russia right now. It was worth it.
>>74022833
What site is this? The jews on the main site don't list the breakdown for voters/judges.
>>74023237
Ok, i read his comment in the wrong way - as "like" but not "live"
>>74023319
There was a screenshot in one of the threads around the place, not sure which one. Serbia's populace voted 12 for Russia, apparently.
>>74023393
Imagine the shit in the morning.
>>74022921
>Justin Timberlake outclassed the entire EU today.
His greatest hits medley reminded us all how great he used to be.
Don't forget to buy his latest single from the Trolls soundtrack.
>>74023076
>their 6.000.000 bonus points
>no matter what they do
cuck-germistan
please nuke us
start with berlin, hamburg and cologne,... we could maybe save the rest
>>74023303
That gun is burger. You're not fooling anyone, Tyrone.
>>74023076
Germany actually gave 12 points to Russia (didn't think their song was that great though), our jury gave the 12 points to Israel.
And of course they do, unless you are a cuck the state will make sure to keep you out of any relevant position.
Best performance: Russia (the song was too eurotrashy and modern talking like - but the scenery was awesome!!!!)
Best songs: Australia, Poland (WTF jury vote? fuck them)
German Jury gave Israel 12 points? Why? Because he is a fat gay queer? holy shit ... that song sucked a fuark.....
GLORY TO RUSSIA!!~
Congrats Ukraine! ~That was nice show and lovely tragic and good song.And well cya next year in Kiev. We send Shoygu or Gazmanov i guess... Congrats again and gl with eurovision 2017!
>>74023319
>>74023424
install app from main eurovision site
>>74023393
>It was worth it.
Absolutely
>>74022667
Yep they were clearly chosing sides. Pretty powerful statement (maybe, i dont know how this shit works).
How many points to Hungary?
GLORY TO RUSSIA!!
GLORY TO...ERM...RUSSIA!~
>>74021041
Rechter Hurensohn verpiss dich aus meinem Land und geh Putins Cock lutschen du Lusche
>>74023459
Yeah I am a huge Justin Timberlake, but that new song is garbage.
>televoting video
https://youtu.be/O3WUw5WJw18
>/+15/ general
Where did Cyprus end up? They were really good.
>>74019974
>tfw Ukraine senpai notices you and gives 12 points
>>74023470
whose that guy again? the SD politician?
>>74023466
Jesus, your income per person is like for ~100 russians and you whine about some boring music contest.
>>74023621
>köder
>>74022767
pretty much this
>>74023680
Fucking hohol.
>>74023694
Yeah the leader of the party.
>>74023680
guess they ended up in the hospital because of epilepsy
>>74021824
>Ukroach is now a thing
Needs a bit of work tough.
2ch
>>74023795
Håper han ender opp som statsminister en dag.
Good night guys!
>>74023726
the income of the average german could be ~300 times as much as of the average russian if our government would stop jewing the shit out of us
it's getting worse every year
Пoчeмy y мeня флaг Poccии? я вeдь живy в Кpымy. LUL
We should send Leningrad next year.
>>74023935
Cyprus was my fav. And I'm not saying that because I lived there for eight years, it was genuinely good.
>>74022767
THIS
>>74023212
wrong, that'd be brazillians jajajajajajaja gibe adena plix plox xDDDDDDDD
>>74024033
Eнжoй ep пoлитикa, чeл.
>>74024053
wew lad why you were living here for 8 years
Btw i like Jamala song. srsly
Дaжe нeoжидaннo нa caмoм дeлe ycлышaть пpиятнyю мyзыкy нa Eвpoвидинии
>>74024190
KEK
>>74024033
>>74024137
Go back to sosach, trash.
>>74022767
Do they really want to host the ESC in a place where there actually is a war going on, though? That sound very unwise to me.
Unless they want to completely bankrupt Ukraine as a kind of mercy killing. In which case it's a brilliant move.
>>74023848
Kek
https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/731614058005311488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>74024033
Yeah, about that...
>>74022833
>The song's name is literally a 1944
>>74022096
Hy хoть кaкaя тo пepeмoгa тeпepь бyдeт, пoд вceoбщyю эйфopию мoжнo eщe тapифы paзa в двa пoвышaть.
>>74023073
Doesn't mean you should do a same pattern every fucking time, granted russians deviated a bit in 2014 and 2015. But last russian song was about "muh peace" and everybody on pol was wetting their panties about it. I just dont get it why pol is so fucking retarded and hypocritical when it comes down to russia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbrHZQntnXg
ukraine go for 2017 this band
>>74024128
Grew up there when my parents were working there.
They overplayed their hand. Normies are getting redpilled. Even here in muh winter war Finland. People said eu politics robbed victory from Russia.
SLAVA UKRAINE
What's up guys?
She hates russia or something?
>>74024256
Or what?
>>74024393
GEROYAM SLAVA
Next year Poland sings about Wolyn massacre and UPA.
>>74024427
She is anglo woman, she hate Russia as much as she could do.
>>74024427
United Kingdom of Russian Federation.
>>74022278
You are so far away from all world, so i did'nt know, that Australia is an asian country.
>>74024427
She's Ukrainian Tartar - sure she hates Russia, I would also...
>>74024338
a кcтaти y вac жe coбиpaлиcь или yжe?
>>74022092
It's ok moskalchick :-). No need to be mad. It's just a singing contest.
Thats is politic, nothing is not more corrupted
>>74024427
More like Georgia hates Russia. No wonder though.
Why everybody hate russia and russia people? U re telling us, that we re stupid, but look at u!
>>74021237
Underrated post.
>>74021765
UKRAINE IS A JEWISH WHORE! DIE IN SHAME!
Triggered RIDF and pidorashkas itt.
Pycня, кaк вceгдa, cocнyли.
>>74024273
>Do they really want to host the ESC
some oligarch will get rich by that, but this is the wrong answer - it's very important for the EU to act symbolic in the favor for Ukraine, that was all that mattered, everything else wasn''t important
>That sound very unwise to me.
oh really? something with "EU" attached to its name acts unwise? heard that for the first time haha
>Unless they want to completely bankrupt Ukraine
dont worry my hungarian friend, fatima merkel will bail them out with the german tax money, as usual...
> mercy killing.
i wish they would mercy kill me... so that this suffering would finally come to and end
>>74024874
THE GERMAN PEOPLE FOR RUSSIA AS NUMBER ONE BUT OUR JEWISH MASTERS GAVE IT AWAY TO ISRAEL! PLEASE COME AND LIBERATE US AS THE GERMAN MALES PROVE TO BE NOTHING BUT KEKS!
>>74024896
Beruhig dich Sergej
>>74024896
don't you like "1944" song?
Lol, Jamala grown up on russia song contests, and part of the life she lived in russia
>>74024998
I really really like the song, can I save it?
>>74024995
NO THEY WILL PAY
>>74024998
NO IT WAS A DISGRACE
>>74024874
I don't get it either, familia,
I understand hating the government, but why hate the people
>>74021628
The politics is what makes it fun.
>>74025005
that's why she hates you
>>74024988
>GERMAN PEOPLE FOR RUSSIA
you mean all these russian migrants who used 7 different smartphones and every telephone booth in a 50km radius to collect some cookie points from pootin?
kék
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