Behold the new online dating site that will make Americans leery of living under a President Trump go, "Oh Canada."
It's called Maple Match and it's the brainchild of a 25-year-old Texan named Joe Goldman whose site promises to "make dating great again."
"Maple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency," the site declares.
Goldman told NBC News Tuesday he was inspired by repeated threats from friends in Austin to move north of the border if the likely Republican nominee defies long odds and actually wins in November.
"I have always been fascinated by Canada," Goldman said. "So I thought to myself, 'Given the current political situation, this could bring Canadians and Americans closer together'."
Goldman said he launched the site a week ago and 13,000 people have already signed up — a quarter of them Canadians
>Created by Joe Goldman
>Goldman
Jews, everytime
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/11/maple-match-dating-site-hooks-up-trump-hating-americans-with-canadians.html
>>73931454
>Goldman
Kek, we need to get something going that is the opposite, if you want to escape the Cucking of Europe and want to live in Trumps America a dating site for MAGA, I wonder how hard the left and muzzies would flip their shit.
Can someone make another version which will match Europeans that want to escape the EU with based Americans so we can get easy visa and support Trump and buy guns?
It would actually be hilarious if Trump were elected and the intellectual capital fled. Then all these uneducated failed white males could really experience how "great" their idea of America is.
Luckily he won't be elected but that also means you guys will never learn. Oh well.
>>73931454
>unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency
Fuck this kike.
Top tier troll material here.
>>73931454
For a second I thought it might be a dating site for like-minded Trump voting Americans after more traditional values and a lasting partner.
>>73932579
>trumpfags
>dating
>>73931646
I like it.
>>73932657
Almost got me, Nasib
>>73932811
Wrong meme, 97% white.
>Even the liberals will self deport once Trump is in office
I can't fucking wait.
>>73931454
Why don't they just apply for a Mexican visa?
>>73932657
Very funny Ahmed.
>no Canadian cuckholding images yet
Damn nu-/pol/ ruining my favorite jokes.
>>73932693
Try reading the entire thing next time
>>73933814
Okay I read the whole thing and it's still funny.
