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A Tanned German and a Mexican intellectual are in a bar... finish the joke.


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A Tanned German and a Mexican intellectual are in a bar... finish the joke.
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tanned german... this newspeak is getting out of hand.
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>>73579179
"Where can I buy Estonian toothbrushes?", asks the tanned German.
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>>73579179
The tanned German stabs him yelling Allah Ackbar (which has nothing to do with islam)
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>>73579179
Something, something, remember the 6000000000000000000 goy.
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>>73579338
"Gurgle gurgle," replied the headless Mexican intellectual.
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and the Mexican intellectual lectures the tanned German on the latest developments in the Scientific world. Afterwards the tanned German entertains the Mexican intellectual on the workings of cultural relativism.
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>>73579179
>A Tanned German and a Mexican intellectual are in a bar

"A toast to becoming Canadian citizens"
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>>73579179

>Beaner brainwizard
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>>73579957
That's fucking disgusting.
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>>73579179
A mexican and a tanned german walk into the bar, the bartender turns to them and says...

>But WHAT is the deal with with airline food???
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>>73579957
story?
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>>73580232

so close to trips, too
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>>73579179
The mexican orders a cerveza and the tanned german beheads him because alcohol is haram.
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>>73579179
tanning booth ban when??
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>>73580430
I hope they are at least feds and these women were helping people from drug cartels or something. Gotta have hope.
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>>73580447

Excellent.
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>>73580430
The watermark says narcotics world so they probably stole from someone or pissed off a drug lord somehow. Alternatively, Mexicans have a penchant for killing college students for no reason and having the bodies discovered 20 years later, so it may be that.
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>>73580447
That's rayciss white boi
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>>73579179
The bartender grabs his gun and motions to the "No Indians" sign outside the bar.
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>>73579957
subhumans
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>>73580289
>Hispanic polymaths
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>>73579179

The tanned German says, "inshallah", the beaner brainwizard replies "need more lemon pledge"
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>>73579957

what the fuck is wrong with these *people*
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>>73579179
An unapologetic Canadian and a tanned German walk into a Mormon bar, where they meet up with a basketball American.
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>>73580430
Either rival gang members (best scenario) or civilians ratting out on them/the police (bad scenario) or the family of those civilians/police (worst scenario)

This is why we need to build the wall my friend
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The aristocrats
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>>73580912
You'd better be prepared to do the same soon, friend. War is ugly.
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>>73580912
they aren't white
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>>73579179

And meet their conservative intellectual friends. The bartender says, "Excuse me gentlemen, but we already have enough salted nuts here."
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