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Come on lads, let's watch giant men in armour beat the crap out of each other. Also this is your ancestry.
Bring the bants in the comments section. Israel is fighting right now.
Live stream below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
>>73272096
Australia just got BTFO!
>>73272096
Nice, found out about this thing a few years ago.
Thought it was kinda funny the USA and JAPAN have teams tbqh
>>73272096
Whos currently fighting
bump for interest
>USA vs ISR
USA vs Israel
Israel and America being able to compete in this, this is cultural appropriation
watch kikes stabbing amerishits in the back while not watching
JEWS LOST!
>>73272096
>These fucking American armors
That looks amazing
Murrica
It was like another shoah for Israel.
oy vey
Shitposters vs shitposters
Poland or Russia will win like always.
The battle to decide the kings of shitposting is underway.
>>73274901
OH SHIT
>>73274901
What's the chance we will see someone drop kicking Canadians Kangaroo style ?
A FUCKING LEAF
This is why jews need someone to fight for all their wars.
>>73274999
OOOOOH CANADA!!
Damn got muted... Mods can't handle bantz on the stream
>>73272096
Fucking leafs we'll remember this shit,
Shitposts or deaths
>>73275036
>>73275071
Cuckd by DUDE WEED
Why do French Canadians all sound retarded?
I havent been following, what nations are in it?
did we lost to best ally?
>>73275135
Afraid so - it was like another shoah.
>>73272096
Every athlete has to do Haka now and even LARPers as well? Are they all Maori?
We do New Zealanders always do that nigger chant in every sporting event?
Only to get btfo by the Fins lmao
>>73275167
..and they lose
>That Haka
The rugby ones looks better
They got fucking wrecked
STRONG MONGOL GENES
This looks as bad the that fake wrestling show
"stunning"
>>73272096
LARPing is fucking autistic
SPURDO
P
U
R
D
O
Germany please smash argentina
>>73275132
Australia ,canada ,Finland ,New Zealand ,Germany ,Argentina ,USA ,Ukraine ,Israel and Russia I think
We hit on head, VERI guut
>Germany
>>73275328
Thanks, did the UK and France not make it?
Also when are the massive battles lads? I wanna see the 21v21 and all v all
Argentina vs Germany
Coincidence
fat armored men hugging simulator
>Germany
>White
LMAO
dat finish
Germany doing what it does best, getting raped by brown people.
I don;t like all the hugging. They shouldn't allow it.
>>73275395
Nope HEMA isn't very big in France and it seems in UK too ,slavs loves so that doesn't surprise me than neighbouring country does too.
Now that doesn't explain Argentina and Israel.
Yeah huge battles would be awesome. We could have made Agincourt again and win this time
these mods are so cuckd.
>>73275739
They have teams, just not in the current groups.
Coming later today.
Why are there weapons and shields if this is just a tackle competition
>>73275844
they seem to attack, but wear out into tackling competition
>>73275714
Yeah, they should be wearing fiberglass armor and fight in 10 degree weather
>>73275710
Too bad you didn't see them yesterday vs mexican manlets. Spic knightlets completely destroyed Germans.
webm related
>>73275827
http://botn.info/en-national-teams
Ah yeah you're right my bad
>Half of the UK team are polish
>>73275926
lanklets BTFO
>>73275844
Apparently in 21v21 they're more effective.
Also check fighters on the right and that headsmash.
>>73275926
Holy fuck, no wonder the americans need a wall if all of these fucking spic knight are hopping across to crusade texas
USA MOTHERFUCKERS
LETS GOOOOO
>>73272423
Australia can't into medieval warfare.
We can't even fucking beat an army of Emus
>expect some amount of cohesion
>just some dingus hugging and flailing about
Seems fun though
>>73275844
>He doesn't realize battle is chaotic
This is exactly the tactics you would see if you watched medieval battles, especially with people who weren't the best professional soldiers.
>>73275985
I counted 3. But I'm not surprised. Slav teams have almost 50 members each while some other have 5 or so. We love them knights.
Czechs gettin crushed.
holy fuck paul bunyan chopping that guy's leg off
>>73276098
>These kids chanting USA USA USA
>That guy chopping off other people's legs
Beautiful
>Actually using weapons and force to knock down the enemy, rather than hugging and wrestling
USA #1 once again
USA
STROKING MY DICK
>>73276120
Don't worry, it could be worse, eg you could be indian and indians can't even beat single toilet witch
LOL MEDICS
USA FUCKING BEST EU
Holy fuck that czech dude getting tagteamed by those american beasts
AW YHEA.
>>73276316
/int/ thread is so much better.
>>73276233
USA isn't actually that great. Slavs, especially Russians and Ukrainians dominate these for years.
Webm related, Ukies beating the shit out of French, who were rather good yesterday and beat almost everyone until they stumbled upon said Ukies.
>>73276337
Glorious, isn't it?
>invaded the world of USAUSAUSA
>ganked by 3 Amerilards
>You died
>>73276337
That was brutal
I got timedout for usa posting
LETS GO CANADA
SHOW THOSE FUCKS WHOS BOSS
I expect you boys at the top with us
Time we show dem Canacucks, what nation is more degenerate.
>>73272096
>Israel
>Knights
Am I missing something?
>>73276402
How did Russia get the Crimea if Ukraine has these beasts
marching band jam offs are more interesting.
Get wrecked Klaus
>>73276402
Yeah Russians are nuts but isn't USA constantly a top team for being this new?
>women
>fighting
top kek
>>73276454
ezpz
A FUCKING LEAF
>>73276477
USA 1 is very good as they're old-timers.
A
LEAF
KNIGHT
>>73276462
Because Russians are even bigger beasts.
This shit is pretty cool. A lot more interesting than watching niggers chase balls around a field, that's for sure.
>>73276531
I've yet to see russia fight, I'm only watching cause of this thread.
what are the best and worst teams?
INCREASE THE CHAT TAKE OVER!!!
LEAF
RED
CARD
BTFO
So you eliminate a player by getting them to the ground then?
>get beat
>bitch about rules
Fucking keks ruining the game
Stop spamming the chat with your cringe you fucks
>>73276675
should have watched yesterday, brits were destroying the french for a good hour
aww yeah its that time of the year again
this stuff is super cozy
A bit of a qt tbqh.
Fug i watched this last year
tfw gotta work, its not fair lads
leafs only can win with illegal moves.
Better deport that illegal
>>73272096
>red card
>>73276697
Wait what happen?
We were kicked out of the tourny?
>>73276620
USA team has n-words on it
>Germany versus Canada
Now that's a cuck fight.
What the fuck is this?
Are my boys gonna get kicked out or somthing?
Fuck you germoney bitches
>>73276675
Russia 1, russia 2, russia 3 are usually first, second and third places every year. Sometines ukrainian teams get inside. In 2014 one US team was amazing and took 2nd place, almost defeating russia 1.
>>73276620
I wish they were much bigger so fighters could make use of some formations, strategy etc. 5v5 comes down to armored sumo and fence hugging.
>>73276675
One anon on /int/ summed it nicely yesterday
Russians > Ukrainians > rest of slavs > rest of europe > new world
Of course each "zone" has some better and worse teams, but this is generally how it looks.
>>73276725
If knee touches the ground or someone just falls, he's out. Even if he trips on his own teammate.
REKT
GERMANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Wait, how does this work? Is it just about taking the opponent down to the ground?
>>73276796
Nah, a bitchyqueen got slightly wounded and tried to get us disqualified. Medic called his bluff
GERMAN WOMEN ARE GYPSIES
>>73276744
Fuck that sounds like fun
>>73276837
Russia 1, 2, 3? what do those numbers mean, sorry I don't really know.
Also why does canada keep zerg rushing everyone?
>>73276899
Uh if you fall down in medieval combat with full armor on your fucking dead m8
I would think a eurofag would know this
Do a haka.
Canada confirmed for cheating, foot-stabbing cunts
>>73276927
This sport is bigger in Russia. If you have many knights, you form several teams apparently.
>>73276927
Teams in 5v5, Russia team 1, team 2 etc etc.
They actually fucking did it, absolute madmen.
>tfw been to BoN live a few years ago
It's glorious, the music, the atmosphere, fuck I wanna go again
>>73276965
>its a Maori autism episode
>>73276906
We wrecked those cunts.
They had nothing left but to cry.
m-m-uh foot.
>A
>FUCKING
>HAKA
holy shit NZ stronk
these black knights are fucking autists kek
New zealand <3
The Vikings of the tournement
>>73276927
5v5 is a wrestling match, but watch 21v21
rarely 50v50 also happens, those are bash fests tho, little to no wrestling
>>73276927
Most countries have more than one team.
>>73277010
They look fucking awkward in their armor
China please help.
>>73272096
>wtf am i watching
>>73276978
>>73276980
Thanks
Can NZ stop fucking doing a Haka every time
Also NZ BTFO
>>73276957
Well, sure. Sure thing. But from what I can tell, both of them fell down.
>its already over
The magic wog dance does nothing, NZ wrektd
>>73272096
Haka? more like haha you got btfo
>put on autistic show
>gets demolished
Good grief, kiwis
>>73277044
When are these 21v21 fights, they sound like fun. Also 50v50?
>>73277048
Wait so if you bring a load of players you can field more teams? Doesn't that hurt nations that only bring 5-10 guys?
Just walk it off.
>>73272096
any tldr rules? I don't get it
poor guy got raped in that corner
Why did the NZ team dressed like Persians?
>>73272096
I wanted to go, but i've got important exams soon and i gotta study. Fuuuck.
>>73277157
I think one country can have a max of 3 teams.
Russians love the sport so much that they have competitions on who even gets to participate in BoTN.
>NZ losing to 2:0'd by USA scraps
LMAO
>>73277079
It's only first half of 2nd day.
>>73277202
tackle to ground
no hard hits
idk much more, just got here
im pretty comfy
>>73277157
50v50 rarely happen, 21v21 are more common, I think 5v5 will be going on for a while, its usually one 21 battle for ten 5v5 battles
>>73272096
>Israel vs Finland soon
Hold me /pol/
holy shit the nz guy looked like a huge faggot
>>73277255
>no hard hits
Hitting as hard as you can is fine as long as it's not back of the knee etc.
>>73277254
i was talking about CZE and NZ fight
GET REKT AUSSIES
>>73272096
AUSTRALIA BTFO!!! HOLY KEK
>>73277290
hmm. ive been wondering with how hard these guys were hitting.
cant wait to maybe see a larger battle
>>73277255
>no hard hits
Oh these guys are hitting hard, it doesn't look like it but it is.
>>73277202
Whoever falls is considered dead. Weapons are blunt, you can only hit armored parts.
>>73277157
http://botn.info/news/en-battle-of-the-nations-2016-programme
Schedule. On monday there will be some 21v21 fights.
>Latvians and Estonians have a team
>The best period of Lithuanian history and no team from Lithuania
JUST....
Who am I supposed to root for now?
>>73277239
Shit, do you know why the sport is so big over there?
>>73277272
Oh, so will there be one today?
Also how many days does this go on for, and how is the winner decided, points or knockout?
>>73277202
cant do top-down strikes on foot
if your armor get wrekt you should go trough the fence
other than that you just need to get enemy team on the ground
>>73277290
don't the russians hit the back of the knee repeatedly?
>>73276164
Damn this shit looks retarded as fuck
>>73277346
USA duh
>>73277239
>Russians love the sport so much that they have competitions on who even gets to participate in BoTN.
Would be nice to see those competitions as well.
>>73277346
For Poland :^)
>>73277344
Oh, thanks based poland
Holy fucking wrecked
Aussies are shit
>tfw australian
>>73277380
No, Russians are all practicing surgeons and they hit everywhere but back of the knee..
;^), They're the best for a reason.
This is amazing
>>73272096
ALL ABOARD THE UKRAINE PAIN TRAIN
>>73272096
I bet aussies have flashbacks from great emu war now
>>73277422
nice dubs at least
>>73277422
You know your way around a keyboard but leave the swords for the real men.
>tfw no full armour judo knights
HOLY FUCK ISRAEL HAS A TEAM???
SOMEONE BETTER GO 3RD CRUSADE ON THEIR ASS
>>73277367
its one weekend a year, and they fight for 10 hours a day, yesterday it ran almost all day
>>73277422
Relax, Australia 3 consists of new-timers, you should conserve your energy for Aus 1.
>>73273945
>Whos currently fighting
my boner vs my pants watching this big breasted blond reporter
>>73272096
jews !
>>73277396
Poland belongs to Vilnius, Zbigniew :^)
Fine, Poland it is, I'll just squint my eyes so that it would seem like the Commonwealth is represented.
>>73277385
Will the team USA fight with tomahawks?
>>73272096
>ISRAEL
>FINLAND
just what in the fuck is going on right now. this has to be the best thing ever invented
Do they scream "Allah"--> "Ackbar"?
>NEETs wrestling in metal sheets with rubber swords
I don't know what's worse, a nigger in BF1 or this
Jesus. Halberd guy got rushed
>>73272096
finns getting pwnt by the chosen ones
get rekt goyim
>>73277555
israel beat finland using questionable tactics
>>73272096
A
FUCKING
OCCULT
SIGN
PROOF THAT THE GOYIM REMAINS SUPREME
AAHAHAHAHAHAH FINNS GOT REKT
>>73277682
can tell which team is israeli by the large nose-guards?
>>73272096
i expected more out of Alek Zhu
T-THIS IS JUST FINLAND 2 OKAY REAL FINNS ARE IN FINLAND 1 RIGHT AND THREE OF THE ISRAELITES ARE RUSSIAN ANYWAY SO IT'S LIKE A RUSSIAN TEAM SO UHHHHHHHH OKAY!?
>tfw Fingolians are at disadvantage because no horse archers
rip Finghis Khan
>>73277732
lol
>>73277732
>THREE OF THE ISRAELITES ARE RUSSIAN ANYWAY
That's what I thought, jews can't fight for shit
>>73272096
>no flairs
>no whistles
>crowd not violent
>somewhat civilized
whats the point
>Finns have some giant black knight
>Still gets wrecked
MOSSAD'D
FINNS BTFO BY JEWS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OYYYY VEEYYYYY
the jews are fucking finland. faggots.
>>73277682
>israel beat finland using questionable tactics
seriously tho, all they do is gang up and trip the opponents. so much for axe-swinging, sword-swashbuckling
>4:0 Israel
G_ds chosen people
we can crusade better then the crusaders
>>73277795
kek
>>73277732
damn it thats hilarios
Why are Jews so good at faking stuff, even fake fighting
>My name is SAGE
Keep the memes fresh in chat boys, this is fucking hilarious.
Reminder that Israel won their first fight in the tournament thanks to a 'technical victory' as armor of the opponent just happened to fall off.
>>73277868
lost twice against use earlier
fingols got holocausted
>>73277875
>we can crusade better then the crusaders
I really hope you don't believe this.
286 seconds before you can post
>>73277915
weak fins got cuckd by alpha jews
Our teams suck so bad. Despite having big and huge Finns we still lose.
>>73277939
SHOA'D
>>73277816
that guy was fucking based
>>73277915
>armor just happened to fall off
merely a coincidence doe
I designed special armour for this
>>73272096
holy shit the israelis completely destroyed the finns
>having the whitest guy in the team go in with his helmet off
LETS GO CANUCKS
>>73277346
Latvia or Estonia you twat
>>73277971
For some reason we have big guys divided between teams 2 and 3 instead of having them in one team and the hobbits in one.
>>73277996
Where are the hussar wings?
>>73277816
Raid boss ebin :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
it was kinda hilarious how the kikes jumped him
>>73277856
yeah they are kinda shit desu, i prefer the bashing, apparently it's fucking brutal when they bash you over the head(you become disoriented, your ears start ringing etc, i know someone who trains with the czech squad)
Time for the whitest team in the competition to take the stage.
>When they say Argentine One, i hear Argentina White
Too many memes my friends, i need to clear myself
>A
REKT
>>73278030
It's swedish armour
none of you memeing fucks in the chat are funny and you should kill yourselves
>>73272096
>Argentina
>>73278071
>FUCKING
HEIGHT ADVANTAGE. TAKE THAT MANLETS
>>73278130
WINNER
>>73278012
Initial reaction was Latvia, but I double checked that that they only have three dudes, so I don't think that is a full team. Estonia is a bit meh for me, but support for the other two Baltic countries is sort of a given either way.
One hold. One hack the back of legs. True medieval combat at it's finest.
>>73278130
>WHITE
>>73278028
Exactly. Team 3 had a huge bear guy who clutched a 1v2 earlier today but the rest of his team was all hobbits. Sad!
BIG WIN BOYS!!!!
>>73278097
That swedish armour came and completely destroyed your country a few centuries back.
>>73278065
when ever I see a Indian all I can think about is shitting streets and almost called one pajet before I caught myself.
US WHERE WE AT
USA vs. NZ
Who will win?
>>73278111
>none of you memeing fucks in the chat are funny and you should kill yourselves
has shlomo shekelstein shown up yet? always seems to arrive in a /pol/ linked venue
were gunna need another thread for this bruitful discovery
>>73278158
When are the Japanese warriors coming on? I want to see some glorious Japanese steel, folded over 1000 times.
>>73278173
That guy was a beast, won rounds by himself. All his teammates had to do was stay alive 'till he could fuck the enemy up.
If he and the big guy in 2 teamed up we could've had a really good team, I hope team 1 has a shortage of manlets.
USA
USA
U
U
S
S
A
A
>>73278233
Do you really need to ask?
>>73278219
>sweden
>female captain
HUE HUE HUE
>a FEMALE CAPTAIN
AYYY LMAO
make new thread OP
>>73278229
>>73278233
>>73278258
LETS FUCKING GO BOYS
NZ MAORI AUTISTS ABOUT TO GET BTFO'd AGAIN FOR THE 100th TIME
>>73277516
>>Whos currently fighting
>my boner vs my pants watching this big breasted blond reporter
quoting myself for another battle being waged
WHITE QT
>>73272096
PREGNANT SHOT, NICE CAMERA WORK
>cameraman is trying to zoom in on that sweet American armor
>argies send their women to fight
las malvinas will never be argentinas anymore
>women
but why though
NEW BREAD WHEN NEEDED
>>73278366
reminder if the USA win this will be the greatest sporting achievement in their history
USA
S
A
>girl next to mic yelling usa
>burgers chanting USA
holy shit the cringe
>>73278381
Pregnant nontheless.
So all knights had undercuts and beards right?
>>73278386
its too early
USA USA USA
USA will wipe the field with these tribal fucks.
>haka
NO WHY PLEASE NO
>>73278388
not like the great world sheep herding cup you are currently trying to get back from scotland?
>>73272096
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
>THE FUCKING HAKA BEFORE EVERY FIGHT
>haka
Why are kiwis so autistic bros?
americans must be shitting thier pants right now
whities doing the hacka
man if they had actual mauri's they'd be winning
>>73278454
now watch them get raped
>american bowing to the haka
moral victory
>>73278428
When this reaches the limit which will be soon.
Just thought I'd help.
>>73278492
it's not autistic when actual mauri's do it
BASH EM LADS
USA just throws them all to the ground with no bullshit
HAHAHAHA
>>73277425
Because you will be expelled from the club here if you are caught playing dirty.
>>73278519
Implying island niggers would stand a chance in melee combat against whites.
>>73278562
from our point of view it's ridiculous
their weapons seem kind of useless it's just wrestling with armour on
>>73278562
its still autistic
>american """knights""""
WE
>>73278612
Yeah, I'm just jostling. Russians take this sport very seriously and have practiced a ton more than everyone else.
Is it over?
>>73272096
I put in time out for saying "USA FIGHTS FOR TRUMP"
what a cuck mod.
>We will be back at 3pm
What timezone?
This shit is ebin
>>73272096
is that it?
>Non-aussies do the dance
>They get fucked
>Non-aussies do the dance
>They get fucked
>Non-aussies do the dance
>They get fucked
Jesus, what a joke
>>73278689
yeah, another round in hour 20 or so
>>73278627
say that to my face uce
>>73272096
Wow war of the neckbeards, this is pathetic.
>>73278713
they crave the attention
>>73278709
1hr 15
>>73278751
>new sheepland
>>73278665
Did you not see those full swing axe blows to the head and back? Fuck I be a lot of concussions come from this.
>>73278801
>literal term for shit hole in most of the world
>>73278665
You just described late-medieval fighting
So do I watch this today or the 4CC? Tough call.
>>73278828
true, that and maces are useful i guess, swords seem kind of pointless
*farts*
what sort of *plrt* sport is *phwoosh* this
WE WUZ
KNIGHTS AND SHIET
I thought the haka was cool
neat
>>73278253
Imagine a team of sumo wrestlers...
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