>be proud american
>400 lbs because of genetics
>come to europe to study for free
>don't know shit about any european customs
>go to opera to chat with people
>arguing how these seats are small and my ass can't fit
>correcting their english constantly
>europeans even don't know to pronounce their own names...
>after this nightmare we go somewhere to dine
>finally, i was starving
>start speaking about politics
>found out they are all like Stalin
>GET ANGRY
>baldeagle.jpg
>starts shouting about freedom, guns and how burgers are super healthy
>start being patriot and shit on the rest of the world
>was teaching them freedom for hours, probably they learned something
>get asked to pass the salt while eating some shit food
>"DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!"
>everybody is looking at me
>nobody tells americans what to do
>nobody likes me
>i wonder why nobody likes me
>it's probably because i am an american
>and america is the best
>sad that nobody likes me
>europeans try to comfort me, "it not about you..."
>"I DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP"
>everybody gets weirded out
>people start ignoring me, stop saying hi
>fucking raysist europeans
America fucking sucks, what's new?
>>72427665
how did he beat baldness?
>>72427607
fuck up cunt.
>>72427607
> Be continental European
> Have no sense of humour
> Probably be a rapist
>>72427739
Baldness is pretty easy to fight. For men there are the "Big 3":
1. Finasteride to stop DHT and hairloss
2. Minoxidil to promote growth
3. Ketacon for more growth
This individual had the benefit of using Spironolactone (anti-androgen) and Estrogen.
>>72427739
He made a horcrux
>>72427739
You can see how quick that "Big 5" worked out.
>>72427824
>Finasteride
rip penis-kun desu
>>72427993
Not an issue if you are a transperson like me, lol.
Also Finasteride only affects 1/100 like that. And 1/100 OF THAT experience those effects prolonged.
>>72427789
>be straya
>nobody cares
