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http://www.cnn.com/shows/news-stream
It's baltimore
>>72346682
w/e same shit
30 CONFIRMED KILLED
>>72346763
>wicked fuckin gay
they're talking about clinton vs. trump
did you ruse me
HOLY SHIT, 30 DEATHS
>>72346587
AAAAHHHHH
nth for not happening
>>72346587
Baltimore my fampai
fox is talkin about it
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
man still in the building
FIRST FOR RELIGION OF PEACE
>>72347012
another Fox stream: https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
Is this real?
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2016/04/28/baltimore-tv-station-evacuation-after-bomb-threat/
>>72347097
This is as Isreal as it gets
security won't let him in past the lobby
he's standing at the entrance
Please be a white guy
HOLY FUCK HE'S IN A "FULLY BODY PANDA SUIT"
FURRY CONFIRMED
he said something about panama papers?
>>72346587
I guess someone nuked the commonwealth instead of killing his son.
>>72346587
Wait what?!
He also has broads in Atlanta
WHY IS HE WEARING A PANDA SUIT?
He's wearing a panda suit, and the station's security guard, speaking to reporters near the scene, said the suspect had "something" strapped to his chest and handed over a flash drive which contained rants regarding black holes, space and the U.S. government.
Looks like he's wearing a panda outfit.
FIRST FOR
FURRY
M
U
S
L
I
M
S
Happening check em
>>72347126
>A security guard at 45 tells WJZ reporter George Solis that a man walked into the station wearing a hedgehog onside claiming he had a bomb.
Is this written by a fucking bot?
>>72347286
>not doing both those things
Please don't be a fucking Paki
Bernie supporter confirmed.
>>72346587
nothing to see here goy
POST YOUR OUTCOME PREDICTIONS GUYS WHAT WILL IT BE?
Please be Muslim
THE FURRY JIHAD BEGINS
>>72346587
You fucker. I travel through Boston to get home.
Wearing a Panda suit, came inside saying they had information related to the Panama Papers.
Started a car fire outside.
No known injuries.
>>72346587
Please blow up the whole city
>On the wrong website for too long
God damn its one of us.
BAN ASSAULT PANDAS
FULL BODY PANDA SUIT
SURGICAL MASK
AND SUNGLASSES
ITS A FUCKING CHINK FURRY
A FUCKING PANDA
>panda suit
Someone's still pissed we bombed them twice
>tell news director that they have a flashdrive with info regarding Panama papers
>news director says ok just leave the flashdrive here and fuck off
>'no'
>>72347097
> is this real
> cleetus
>panda suit
>suicide bomb
Desiigner fan confirmed, check'em
>37 confirmed kills
plsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslimplsbemuslim
#notallpandas
>>72347400
they are saying the same thing over and over
someone check to see if this is another beta uprising
TOTAL PANDA-MONIUM!
5 bucks says he couldn't get onto sadpanda
>>72347680
Stop getting people's hopes up, there are no injuries.
HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
TANKS IN MOSCOW
POLICE AND ARMY BLOKE ALL ROADS AND RAIL WAYS
So nothing is happening?
>>72347719
/r9k/ fucking did it
we didnt believe them
THE PANDA UPRISING HAS BEGUN
>>72347505
What the fuck
>>72347770
Fuck you.
>black x6
> panda
> white x6
> PANDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
NIGGA PANDAS PROTESTING OVER KOON KILLING KKKOPS
>>72347250
BEAR OF PEACE!!!
PANDAS ARE NOT VIOLENT!
THIS IS NOT A REAL PANDA!!
tf is going on?
>>72346587
The happening we deserve, but not the happening we need right now.
>>72347901
>4x4
>PANDA
>>72347779
That'd be interesting if it were true my cold companion. That man looks fairly happy.
#notallpandas
>>>>thread theme song
https://youtu.be/vQp8qIPSr8w
>>72347990
no idea
pandapandapandapandapandapandapanda
GUYS STOP TALKING ABOUT PANDAS, THEY WILL RADICALIZE AND KILL US IF YOU DO
CAN'T YOU SEE PANDAS ARE BEARS OF PEACE?
>>72347990
Shills being shills
Sage
THERES A TRANNY DUDE ON FOX NEWS RIGHTS NOW
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
GREAT
PANDA
UPRISING
#PANDAWRATH
>>72347604
When did we bomb China?
>>72348101
Just what a panda would say. I bet you're eating bamboo as you typed this.
TRIPLETS
ONE NORMAL
ONE FAT
ONE TRANNY
Pandas are a bear of peace.
>>72347505
is this a shitpost or are you serious?
Stream link?
>>72348310
B A R B A D O S
A
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D
O
S
Next thing you know, they'll want to cage all the Pandas up and keep them separated from the public just for the actions of the few.
#notallpandas
>>72348396
it's real
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
TRANS SPECIES FAGGOT JEWS DID IT
>>72347097
>400 zagoo
what did he mean by this?
Fox45 evacuated
>>72347328
>Why do you wear that costume?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RggdMvtXuEs
Fuck Boston.
SWAT about to go in
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/show/cbs-baltimore-live-video/
>masketta man
>>72348652
fuck you.
PANDA DOWN I REPEAT PANDA DAWN
Suspect down.
haha holy fuck they just took him down and shep says "i'm glad that wasn't up on the screen"
HE'S DEAD
>>72348310
How are you living on Barbados lad?
Is live's there any good?
Is it furfags, /pol/?
>>72346587
they just shot him on fox livestream, cut to anchor before but the anchor reacted to it live and said they took him down
>>72348531
OH GOD SHEP IS TALKING ABOUT IT
PANDA PAPERS PANAMA PAPERS
THEY TOOK HIM OUT
And fucking fox almost showed it live too.
THEY FUCKING SHOT HIM
>>72348772
GET OFF IT
CBS showed it live on their stream
>>72348278
kek, underrated post. that girl was in a foul mood.
>>72348749
we need those pics!
HE WAZ JUST GOING TO THE ZOO HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>72348749
I saw that. Did any other channel show it??
do americans know what SUSPECT means?
RIP in pieces panda man
gone too soon
conspiracy theorists will have a field day with this one
>>72346587
IT COMETH
>>72348871
If mental illness made me cut my pecker off, I'd be in a foul mood too.
>>72348854
Its true, lol
>ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
SUSPECT NEUTRILIZED
>Panda suit
>Surgical mask
>Flash drive with info about Panama Papers
>Sets car on fire outside
OK, which one of you faggots did this?
>>72348760
Its okay if you can survive ungodly heat and shitty television. Our houses also look like shit, although we have a very low crime rate.
>>72348917
In the US, everyone is assumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law so people are referred to as suspects until they're found guilty.
Be jealous of our freedom.
#PandaLivesMatter
>>72348917
yeah, I suspect that teddy ruxpin niggas dead
>>72349033
too late to ask, dead
>>72348749
GET OFF IT
RIP REDDIT FURRY
>>72349033
$5 says he felt the bern before he died.
>>72349060
why do you shoot suspects then?
#NOTALLPANDAS
>post thread 7 minutes earlier
>correct city in the OP, unlike this one
>more information in links
>actual picture of the news station, not a generic Doom Paul image
>130 / 25 / 81
>>72348977
oh, it was really a tranny? It wasn't just a girl?
LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK NOW
So many fat cops in America. How the fuck they on a force?
>>72349155
yeah, me too ):
>>72349123
To kill them.
>>72349155
but you're a fucking leaf
Did anyone capture the footage of him getting shot?
>>72349196
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/show/cbs-baltimore-live-video/
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/show/cbs-baltimore-live-video/
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/show/cbs-baltimore-live-video/
PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE GOT A PICTURE OR VIDEO OF THAT
>>72347097
It's too late friend
>>72349234
then they are guilty, not suspect...
>>72349166
Yes. It had an adam's apple and everything.
I really hope you guys don't judge all pandas based on the actions of one extremist panda.
Just look at normal bears. They're much more dangerous
THEY SHOT THE MOTHERFUCKER
>>72348547
40 oz agoo
he means he needs a 40 oz of some man jizz
>>72349155
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>72349199
the physical requirements for cops is like 15 push ups, shits a joke.
OH SHIT shep is calling out the cops for killing him
>>72349123
A couple of things you don't do here to live a long life. Say you have a bomb and pointing what looks like a gun at a cop.
>>72349248
nah, both fox and the cbs feed cut away
is it panda season in baltimore already?
>>72349155
>>72349205
Yea i made a thread too, that was less retarded than this one
>>72347356
>Those big as fuck screen on Fox
what the fuck
ppl ded?
>>72347770
I'm going to kick you in the ribs carlos.
>>72349350
then that is guilty, not suspect...
Whoever owns that Volkswagen must be feeling great right now.
IS THIS A TEST
>>72348531
what the fuck
>>72349155
KURADI
VAHTRALEHT
>that's all we have right now
THEY DIDNT SHOW HOW THEY SHOOT HIM
IS HE DEAD?
FLASH DRIVE CONFIRMED
>>72349412
Just Sad Panama Panda Manimal.
Probably a mentally ill Bernie supporter (Fox stationand no gun) who wanted to take down Trump.
Doubt there is a bomb even.
HOLY FUCK ITS REAL
HE IS ACTUALLY WEARING A FUCKING FULL BODY PANDA SUIT
THEY HAVE A ROBOT FOLLOWING HIM
>>72349388
No, use mine! >>72345979
Also
wBFF
Panda papers
>That new movie where the guy brings a bomb to a news station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va-0o_xBVnU [Embed]
MEME IT, make the guys face a panda
Panda man must have figured out that the world is being controlled by the Demiurge and its proxies of wealthy Belial & Saturn worshiping cultists.
>only a threat
not happening
>money probloms for republican candidates non named Donald Trump
Did they actually kill him or not? I have no audio here at work.
>>72349601
He's ded mate
>>72349693
He was definitely shot down. Could've been rubber bullets.
Tfw mobile and cant watch happenin
Man Claiming to Have Bomb at Fox 45 Is Wearing a 'Hedgehog Onesie', Not a Panda Suit.
i hope we get a good happening. i have to tidy up my apartment, the snackrack is freshly supplied and uni starts an noon tomorrow. im comfy. lets roll.
thought it was bait, holy shit this is too funny
>>72349778
thats racist af my nigga
>yfw flash drive contained a ted cruz hillary clinton sex tape
>>72349601
Mandatory waiting period for panda suits incoming.
California bans panda onesies, allows only brown bear pajamas.
>>72348531
I swear dude, the US had the WORST television in the world. Every single one of these advertisements are SO bad. God damn.
>>72349748
it's not happening, don't worry
>>72349725
"Hedgehog onesie"
KEK
>>72349155
a bright doom paul is mandatory
Furry Vengeance !
>>72349734
the are already talking about mental issues
>no proof whatsoever
>american media
>>72348749
Kek
He's traumatized, poor guy.
>>72349058
Are you a nigger m8?
>>72349857
That's what freedom gets you
This has /r9k/ written all over it. Sigh no mudslim happenin.
>>72349199
Firing a weapon doesn't require any sort of working out
My name is Doug, and I have mesothelioma
>>72349254
>This city is not just a place with newsstations, it is also a city with RESIDENTS in it
What. The. Fuck. America, get your god damn shit together.
Bomb disposal robot is on the move.
http://bnonews.com/news/index.php/news/id4271
>>72350136
Sorry Doug.
>>72350197
great, my tax dollars being put to great use. he doesn't have a fucking bomb. he's just some loser from /r9k/ with a flask drive full of furry porn
>>72350136
everybody say hi to doug
>>72349155
Welcome to /pol/
>>72349645
Obviously.
>Hedgehog outfit
O I AM LAFFIN
Fuckin robots.
my god this country has so many fucking wackos
maybe... maybe they didn't kill him
maybe it was rubber bullets, r-right?
anyone have the video of Shep Smith airing that car chase that ended with the suicide? or at least his reaction
what if he head a dead man switch?
your cops are dumb as fuck
>>72349725
/fa/ fag confirmed
>Guy has good intentions, just wants to warn people about Azathoth that's currently on its way here
>gets ridiculed and shot at
Fishpeople pls go.
>>72350558
you watch too many action films
>faggot in furry costume makes threats and has flash drive
>go home /r9k/
What if the bomb is in the flash drive and to detonate it you plug it in?
It was Eggman!!! Spread the word!
>>72350877
You watch too many action films.
>>72349485
Stealthy rare?
Explain dis
Did anyone catch the popo shooting him?
has anyone died?
>>72350964
>guy with a flash drive
>Yeah so uhh we definitely saw this was a certain valid threat uhhh so we evacuated the building and started making 911 calls
There is something really, really, really wrong with you Americans.
>>72351046
yeah, CBS Baltimore showed it live.
Watch now the blacks are going to make a big deal out of the police not using lethal force "becuz he white"
>>72351062
the furry now yiffs in hell
>>72351029
>baltimore
>nothing happened
>just bomb threat at tv station buildings
>robots
>panda suit
>>72351046
Actual fox news pulled the stream right as it happened sadly.
>>72351077
Anyone see this funny nignog on CBS?
>>72351185
wasn't even real bullets.
>>72351118
Pandas are protected animals, unlike negroes.
I love these fake news memes
>>72351218
>>72350723
already posted faggot.
You have been visited by The Panda Man of the Mysterious Flash Drive.
Eucalyptus and information will come to you, but only if you post "Get well soon based panda man"
>>72351128
And it's not even Friday yet
>>72351077
Thanks, I'll hunt for it
BEANBAGS FIRED
>>72351269
Get well soon based panda man
>>72351218
Nah, I was looking at Fox45 Vytas Reid's facebook updates...
>>72350258
Could you fucking imagine the newsroom?
>"Well he said this flashdrive had panama papers stuff on it."
>"I dunno, he seemed pretty loony..."
>"All of them do but with the papers just being brought to light maybe he dug something up. Let's open it and take a look."
>first file they see is PANAMA.EXE
>they open it
>entire broadcast server suddenly stricken with a rapidly self-replicating virus
>all they can see or broadcast is an looped gif of a hermaphrodite pandakin in an ill fitting gimp suit pegging a ball-gagged and bound 400 lb asian man
>>72351128
>>72351128
Okay. Ty, nothing important.
>>72351276
>Eucalyptus
>Panda
pick one
>>72351243
I dont give a shit if it was just pepper spray. I wanted too see some r9k fag get btfo.
>>72351529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGD_lrZmWEg
>>72351622
he kind of just stood there after he was hit like 4 times
They're taking over.
>>72351676
Maybe he was a zombie.
>>72351676
Damn what a boss actually. Rubber bullets fucking hurt.
It's just a newfag who can't access exhentai.
>>72351077
Link?
>>72351737
Yeah. he barely flinched.
>>72351276
They eat bamboo, Famicom.
>>72351737
The panda suit gives him +3 armor.
>>72351276
They eat bamboo faggot
"not less lethal"
So regular bullets then?
>>72348531
PANDA MEME BECAME REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO-qY8nYyCs
PANDA WARS
>SHOT WITH A COUNTER SNIPER
>NO LESS THAN LETHAL FORCE WAS USED
HAHAHA NIGGA GOT SHOT WITH ACTUAL BULLETS AND JUST STOOD THERE
he apparently had info on the panama papers
wtf is happening
THREAD THEME!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aItpjF5vXc
>I have information concerning the pandama papers
>>72346888
>more like 6 millions DESU
those reporters literally asking the dumbest questions
>>72351744
>GIVE ME THE FUCKING EXTENSION
>WHY DO I HAVE TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT
>FUCKING SEKRIT KLUB REEEEEEEEE
>Hey our house is on tv let's go wave.
CBS 13 just moves them out of frame.
>wore a panda suit and sunglasses
Suspect killed by police sniper
Habbening canceled
Link to him getting hit
>>72352366
I think it was JUST over the hill between him and the camera. Unfortunate.
>>72352224
It's a fucking Sanic Gotta Go fast suit!
(The cry of The Robot is now considered sp*m.)
I find it funny CNN and MSNBC won't touch this story at all.
>>72352497
Who the fuck is this girl? I've seen too many pictures of her for them not to be collected somewhere.
>>72347097
ZAGOOOOO
>>72352639
I think they have a policy where they don't cover active bomb threats. Some stations do this, how or what circumstances, I don't know.
Oy vey shut it down goyim
>>72352708
I'm curious about the older woman with her. I child should not be outside with an active bomb threat nearby!
>>72351830
Top kek
What if it's a libcuck going for "not all suicide bombers are muslim"?
>>72350258
Totally this. It's too bad it never made the airways.
KEK
E
K
>>72352708
She's just a sad, depressed Finnish Tumblrina.
>>72352978
nope, still an active threat
>>72352440
Someone earlier said cbs caught it.
>>72346587
FURFAG UPRISING WHEN
>>72352959
Link. I'll go make her even more depressed.
>>72353767
Watch out, she's got a pukko
Ids habbening
>>72353857
That's fine, I got a Leuku
>>72352158
They have the dumbest audience, so that's ok.
>>72346587
Hedgehog down
TANKS WHEN?!?!
>>72353767
Do not hurt my little Marju Waifu.
:(
>>72353700
This is basically the synopsis of tumblr in a picture; the more rare and unique your bullshit, the prettier it smells and the harder you should fight for it.
The great thing about that kind of logic is it is a self-destructive spiral. We're already witnessing parts of the radical feminist movement eating itself alive over who is more privileged and excluding gay men because muh Y chromosomes.
>>72353990
So much potential meme making out of this.
Will remind me of the Zidane headbutt.
#PandaLivesMatter
Feel the Bern!
Did they put down the furry?
>>72354222
>at least more than black lives do
>>72354222
Only because they're half white
>>72354337
I bet the cops shot a black part of his fur suit
>>72354281
Euthanized with a bullet.
>>72352959
Link? She's such a qt.
>>72354485
good. I hope it suffered.
>>72354457
Fucking amazing
>>72354457
no doubt
>>72354457
kek
>>72353990
>headshot
was that rubber or lead?
>>72354628
It's still alive. They have a robot negotiating with it unsuccessfully
>>72354925
Robot negotiating with /r9k/...
>>72354902
Not really seeing any blood come out, so I'd assume it's rubber, but then again I don't know jack shit about firearms.
>>72355082
It seems he was just taken away into custody.
>>72354902
>>72355157
Doesn't look like a headshot at all, more like body center, shot from the front. Why else would he cringe and fall like that?
>>72354902
Looks more like upper chest. If it was a headshot his head would've snapped back and he would've dropped backwards like a sack of potatoes instead of doubling up.
>>72355258
I assumed it's a headshot due to how his hood moves right before he hits the ground.
>>72355541
In that case, the way his head snaps would imply that he's shot in the back of his head... makes no sense to fall backwards then. My money is on chest/torso from the front.
>>72355713
It should be upper chest the way his body move backwards and his head lags behind.
If it was a head shot the head would snap backwards first no question,.
