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I just got my 23andme results


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May as well just kill myself
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>>72253631
ew
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WE
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Roast me, Aryans
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>>72253631
>almost 1/4 sub Saharan

Were you surprised by this?
I would think it would be fairly obvious.

Share a 'no face' pic with timestamp.
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>>72253631
How do you look like?
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>>72253631
Why would you want to kill yourself?
Your ancestors were kings and shit.
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>>72253631
so you have a black grandma or grandfather?

how is this surprising to you?
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>>72253631
It's ok dude it aint your falt just don't have any descendents
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>>72253631
Why?
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>>72253631

What are you doing away from the fields, boy?
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>>72253951
*wuz kangz n sheit
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>>72253631
I think you knew this before the test. Being a quarter nigger should be pretty obvious
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>>72253631
What kind of results would a Mexican get a from a 23andme analysis? I've been saving up to order a test and am curious as to what I might get.
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>>72253631

Did you not know you were a nigger?
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>>72253900
How's that work exactly? Also checked

>>72253912
>>72253990
I look like a normal white guy. My mother is white, and my father was black, despite being very pale

>>72254039
fukkin yo mama
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>>72253631
You're gonna need a pure Aryan goddess to breed down that mess.

But look on the bright side OP. Now that you're black, they'll finally be interested in you.
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>>72254120
Iberian + mesoamerican aboriginal probably. Depends
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how bad?
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>>72253631
>>72253631


Most likely based off of those genetics, you were a mixed breed with a slave to create white slaves that were irish + black
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>>72253868
>0.5% Iberian
You're good m8.
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>>72253868
>2.5% white

end yourself nigger
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>>72254194
>my father was black
your father was a mulatto
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>>72253631
>I just got my 23andme results
Good goy, I am glad you paid a private company for the privilege of them patenting your genome. Truly you are a crafty consumer.
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>>72253800
WUZ
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>>72254194
>my father was black despite being pale
>how the fuck am I 25% nigger?
U wot m8
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>>72253868
>31% irish
You are less than 47% white, you should probably just end it fäm.
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>>72254240
I figured as much. I don't expect to have any other matches since my family is from the west coast of mexico but I guess I'll find out when I get the results.
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>>72254353
I don't care anymore, world's going to shit. May as well shit on it as it turns into shit. Maybe I can take the shit and make an africanese shit hut and get AIDS in it and die alone
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>>72254276

Is < 1% actually anything?
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>>72254276
>jewish
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>>72254402
I knew I had some black, but I didn't think I'd be that much. I don't know how genes work during reproduction
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>>72253631
So how many houses have you broken into, boy?
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>>72254507
No. At that point it's speculative so it could be 23andjew bullshitting you. I heard that all white americans get a bit native in their results no matter what
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>>72254626
>I don't know how genes work during reproduction
So you didnt pay attention to high school biology?
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Am I pure enough for the coming Aryan Reich ?
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>>72254543
See my thing is on the website when you click on likes less than one percent it says its not positive and that it could not be accurate so im hoping it isnt
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>>72254632
None yet, but I've stolen equipment from the donation warehouse while I worked there
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>>72254626
your nigger intellect is showing
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>>72254735
nigger genes at work
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>>72254735
I went to high school in Louisiana. But I wasn't born there
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>>72254754
Rhodesia 2.0 when?
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>>72253631
That's about as white as an American will ever get.
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>>72254848
>I went to high school in Louisiana.
So what? Gene expression is one of the most basic concepts of the high school biology curriculum on the national level, maybe you shouldnt have been high all the time and instead paid attention you dumb nigger.
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>>72253951
We wuz assassins of kangs and shieet
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>>72254848
Did you ever meet your black (but pale kek) father?
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>>72254754
Sorry nigger only pure 100% Bavarian phenotypes allowed.
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>>72254861
Northern Rhodesia
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>>72253868

Nice try.
Bask in my whiteness.
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>>72254194
>hurr durr oh yea I have a black dad
>HOW AM I PART BLACK REEE
moron
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>>72254710
Yeah, I got .9% nigger. 99% northern european.

unfortunately I have shit tier brown eyes.
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>>72255000
MAKE IT HAPPEN
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>>72254754
>.5% ashkenazi
>.4% North African
>.1% nigg

sorry m8
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>>72254949
You don't understand
You've never been there
You don't know how half assed the nigger school I went to wuz.
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>>72254754
RARE FLAG

and no. One drop rule goyim
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>>72255034
100% BEADY
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>spending money on getting a DNA test just so you can get verification from stormfaggots on /pol/ that you're white

Holy shit, we've breached a new level of retardation.
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>>72255106

Technically 12.8% non beady!

Hello mongrel races.
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>>72254970
99.9% pure !!!

That 0.1% is bullshit Jew propaganda, None of my ancestors fucked a groid, I can trace my lineage back 9 generations, I descend from nobility !!!
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>>72254970
its a brit bong doing work, in Zambia.
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>>72255090
>a nigger goes to a nigger school and instead of bettering himself does niggerish things and blames others for his instability to have an iota of self control
Par for the course then.
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>>72254776
kek

was it anything good?
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>>72255086
I'm mostly Balkan and have blue eyes. You mad "northern european" shitskin?
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>>72255207
whoops left my sage on
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>>72253631
Wow, you're actually blacker than your country is.
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>>72255192
>>72255207
It's a joke lads.
https://youtu.be/J67AodOb1e4
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All of a sudden I don't feel so terrible.
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>>72254401
KANGZ
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>>72254754
>Rabbi Tyrone Muhammad Jacksonstein
No
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How good is ancestry compared to 23andme?
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>>72255244
Nah, old photos of my paternal line show dark eyes, and they were German/Swiss. I've written off the nigger % as statistical noise.
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>>72255390
>0.3% sub-saharan african

LMAO
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>>72254276
I want to take this. I'm probably part german jew.
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>>72255524

It's 0.3%, so fucking what? You are such a faggot.
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>>72255089
>>72254754


>not being proud of ashkenazi ancestry

the smartest race by far - contributing to humanity since day 1.
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>>72254194
>I look like a normal white guy
>my father was black
hmm....
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>>72255212
Do you not know how shitty the schools are in the South? Are you fucking 55 or some shit?
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>>72254626
Wow. You're pretty dumb. Sorry.
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>>72255570
One Drop Principle. Get in the fields.
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>>72255582
anglos were always deepthroated circumcised cock after Rothschild cucked them.
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>>72255762
Who is that in the picture? Looks like Assad.
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>>72255390
>2.1% Finnish
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>>72255090
Jesus you dumb coon, you get half of the genes of your father and half of mother. 25% nigger means that your father is a mulatto (50% nigger) and your grandfather was a full blooded KANG.
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>>72255761

Listen up, I'm not as insecure as you lot that I actually need a DNA test done to prove my whiteness.
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>>72255582
I'm not Jewish, The Genes I have in common with them are probably their European genes. Jews are appropriating my White Genes !!!
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>>72255570
Much less than 0.3% of Muslims are terrorists, so fucking what?
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>>72255743
Sorry I'm more interested in working, and developing practical life skills rather than being a cushy pussy book worm
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>>72255034
>0% italian
kill yourself
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>>72255421
>niglet.jpg
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>>72255849
>I'm afraid to have written proof of my nigger ancestry
FTFY, Sambo
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>>72255390

Looks like you had one nigger rape at some point in your ancestry many years ago, anon. Not bad. Still terrible for which female ancestor had to endure it, but you know what I mean.

All in all, the women you're descended from made good choices and surrounded themselves with good men. You're closer to pure than most. Be proud.
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>>72255961

What's wrong with having non-white ancestry? Just because you aren't white doesn't mean you're scum, I judge people based on their sense of morality and stuff like that.
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This is like, my worst nightmare......Not sure if I should do it. I'd rather just be ignorant.
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>>72255824
It's called an ANGLO BLOOD. They hate aryans
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>$199

Fuck me, thought this shit was $100.

Didn't some guy send his dog's DNA in and they just made shit up based on his profile or something?

How do I know this isn't a scam?
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>>72255000
Why are you in Zambia?
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>>72256033

>just because you aren't white doesn't mean you're scum
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Frig off
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>>72256033
>look at how white I am!
>what's wrong with not being white?

If you're gonna doublethink, at least make it longer than one post.
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>>72253631
SHEEEIIIIIT

Your curly hair didn't give it away?
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>>72256349

>frig off

I can't believe I share this board with people like you.
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>>72253631
Oh I'm sorry man...

Then again, it could be a Jew ploy to get White Nationalist's to stop supporting the cause.
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>>72256439
I can't believe I share this board with niggers like you
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>>72256287
It was $99 but then they doubled the price
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>>72254405
Are you actually this retarded or are we still doing satire?
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>>72256487

Go to Cripplechan then.
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>>72256572
But I'm not the nigger
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>>72256439
FRIG OFF OUT OF MY TRAILERPARK
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>>72256439
Get out of Great Britain you non-BEADY mongrel. Go back to Africa
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>>72254194
>father is half nigger
>surprised that hes a 1/4 nigger

another mixed low iq trash baby
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>>72256572
Cripplechan is more draconian than 4cucks when it comes to race
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>>72256623

What's wrong with being black?
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>>72256662
t. Ahmed al-Hakkar
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>>72254194
What color are your eyes?
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>>72253631
LMFAO
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>>72256727

I do actually browse Cripplechan and it's a million times better than this shithole.

The mods on Cripplechan are better too.
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>>72253631
How tf did you NOT know you were 1/4 black? Oh, your granddad must have left your grandma.

PS. Your grandma was a filthy coalburner
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>>72256743
>What's wrong with being black?
Inferior genetics.
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>>72256662
Where's you're girlfriend, Hans? Getting raped by Ahmed? Or just not existing? Have fun getting your country ruined
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>>72256743
>what's wrong with being black
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ITT: Amerimutts
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>>72256882
I didn't say it's a bad thing.
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>>72256825
Brown
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>>72254194
>Guys how did I end up a quadroon?
>my father was black
I refuse to believe anyone is this dumb.
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>>72256966
>says the monkey
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>>72253631
/pol/ faggots are obsessed with countries and heritage to the point that they make both seem juvenile. You can wave your stupid flags here all you want, but your bullshit is basically falling on deaf ears where the rest of the world is concerned. I think this is because online social approval is easier to gain than real-life social acceptance, but for all the "lol get a job, degenerates" shit I read here, in the faint few times I visit, I've never seen a more isolated bunch of nutless, delusional dipshits in my entire Internet career. You're basically Tumblr, except disenfranchised from real life on a conservative scale, instead of a liberal one. This flag shit is cringeworthy.
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>>72254194
I see you got the intelligence of your father's side.
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>>72257104
I'm too black to read all that shit
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GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW !!!
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Mulatto's inherit all the proper white genes
There is no way you can argue that they could be inferior to whites
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>>72256911
yeah, sure
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>>72257104
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
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>>72257104
In reality, all that matters is what you look like and where other people think you're actually from based on what you look like.
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>>72255582
Literally the only Jew who contributed anything to the world was Einstein. Their race has high verbal/linguistic capabilities but low everything else, including extremely low visual/spacial skills. They are basically worthless as anything other than entertainers and cannot physically maintain any kind of society on their own, hence the fuckload of foreign aid sent to Israel every year.
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>>72257274
>IQ as small as his shriveled roids testes
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guys

23andme
or Ancestry DNA?
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>>72255977
I think it was his white ancestors doing the raping to the niggers mate.
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>>72257468
>submitting your DNA willingly to the Jews
>PAYING to do it

Hahaha, no
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>>72257468
>Ancestry DNA

It's only $100
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>>72257364
>thinking all people from the same race have the same iq
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>>72257547
Can't rape property, mate
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>>72257600
>thinking otherwise

Remember all those black intellectuals throughout history? Me neither
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>>72257274
Physique means shit. Plus he clearly juiced quite a bit
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>>72257283
Oh, because a post on an anonymous board can mean the difference between life and death? See "unwarranted self-importance." I think /pol/ has a much higher opinion of itself than it deserves, but that goes hand-in-hand with the socially disenfranchised bit. It's the world's fault you're on here saying "DEUS VULT" all day while accomplishing Jack shit, and not yours, right? This place isn't a federal prison, it's a forum of outcast stooges too gutless to walk the talk. The only person you're kidding is yourself.
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>>72257710
Ah yes, because these two are clearly part of the master race, right?
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>>72254194
I don't understand how you're surprised that you have African blood then, mate
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>>72257600
>thinking groups of people isolated for tens of thousands of years wouldn't evolve differently
Niggers ON AVERAGE are dumber, yes.
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>>72257842
Still better than niggers
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>>72254507
Ayylmao dna desu
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>>72257274
Lol Canada is that big of a cuck hes gotta shill for niggers.
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>>72257842
THICK
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>>72257842
THICC
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>>72253631
At least you now quality for all kinds of NEET BUX
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>>72257741
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...
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>>72257900
That's the thing. I knew he was black, but he didn't look like it at all. It's hard to explain without a picture. He died before digital media became a thing
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>>72256914
62%

And I'm sure quarterniggers like OP are counted as "white", so make of that what you want :^)
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>>72257842
lowtest detected
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Why did they double the price overnight?
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>>72258072
This post is autism
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>>72256287
>diamonds
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>>72257671
In average, asians and white are smarter but some black have a good genetic

>>72257901
No shit...you can't you read? You really think all people from one race have the same IQ?
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>>72258236
Any black with good genetics has white genetics
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>>72253631
23 and me hands out fake results just like 2 other places for some political faggotry.

if you send them 2 samples with different names like have a friend pay for the dna test and its your sample both times you will get different results
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>>72253631
QUADROON
U
A
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>>72255034
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>>72258393
If you're going to say it's all fake, how do you explain the relative connection feature? How can they put you with your relatives if they fake the genome?
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>>72258072
The keks are real with this one. Thanks for the bantz.
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>>72258878
Fake relatives
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>>72258827
>potatoniggers
>white
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So your mom was a nigger lover then harry.
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>>72258936
That sounds like bullshit that's easily fact checked. All you need is two relatives with different last names to submit and see if they actually connect it.

I know someone who got a relative listing, and when he talked to family it turned out to be a second cousin or somesuch.
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>>72254276
why haven't you graduated from harvard yet?
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>>72258319
Can work with the caucasians, Ronda is 12% black and she chimpout every fighters.
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c-can i l-live in y-your r-reich, anon?


also, beat this score fellow tribespeople
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>>72258878
I'd assume he's only talking about the trace regions. It does seem suspicious that almost everyone has a far flung third world or Jew ancestor.
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>>72253631
Did you not know you were a fucking quadroon?
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>>72258072
It's like the script lines for a character in a student written high school play.
Is that all what 4chan is?
What if people in the future act out our threads in costume on stages thinking they were meant to be plays?
Like what do with The Tempest and The Crucible?
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>>72253631
time for you to renounce your african heritage and become a thai tranny and fuck fat british sexpats
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>>72257274
fuck off chang
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>>72257274
>filename
>flag
pretty subtle, lo pan
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>>72258116
You're stupid.
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>>72255034
inbred island dweller spotted
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>>72259295
Sounds good. Will they do the operation for free?
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>>72259438
dont worry you can find yourself a nice thai girl if all else fails, thailand is cheap
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>>72259365
I'd rather be stupid and strong than be a smart weakling
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>>72253631
If you were 1% sub-sahara african it would show, you don't need DNA test if you're 22% SSA you would look at least like Tim Howard
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how 2 get one of these scans?

im from ukraine
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>>72259644
>>72259295
what is this race mixing propaganda? how much would you bet this kind of shit is getting subsidized by the government? open gates more like open grave, no first world country should import any foreigners.
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>>72259689
Said every bottom shelf factory worker.
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>>72257951
We need a meme for nigger loving canacucks
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>>72259689
Or you can be a smart and strong Aryan ubermensch. Too bad your sub-saharan genes tainted you forever
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>>72259987
nah i just found it on motherless, fapped, and then turned it into a webm to share with you guys
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>>72255103
>and no. One drop rule goyim
>implying 23andme doesn't assign random unknown bits to africa cuz WE WUZ CRADLE OF CIVILIZATION AND SHEIIIT

It's a good bet that anything <1% is within the margin of error. They used to show three confidence levels, and those bits never appeared at the highest confidence level. Only the lowest.
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>>72260018
I work at a small computer shop making 11.66. I'm currently studying to earn a CDL and then go on the road.
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>>72258132
The census is self-identification and you're a faggot

We allow people to pick more than one race, OP's dad and probably OP identify as biracial

>b-but everyone in america is probably half-nigger!

Why would they identify as white when you get tons of free perks for identifying as a nigger you fucking semi-turk faggot? If anything the number of people who are white is a good 10% higher because of all the people getting on the free shit for claiming to be shitskin express
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>>72258116
>1/4 black
>grew up without a father

Some things never change
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>>72260299
Good for you proving my point
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>>72253631
>those results
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>>72260117

Wouldn't he fit better in her belly button?
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>>72260446
Asians are grown in test tubes, and as such, have no belly buttons
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>>72258393
Is it those 1% range traces? I think that the trace regions would be really tenuous as you would probably be bordering on being 'from' a lot of them so what your traces are is whatever the lab tech decides is a better match.
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>>72260117
it's how they sneak progressivism into foreign countries, start small using soft power, people become accustomed to it. korean media seems to be having a lot more niggers in it than they used to, really disgusting, I hope they don't fall for it.
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>>72260532
Soon.
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>>72260446
dunno, but his facial expressions are priceless
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>>72257243
nice flag
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>>72256966
>genetics are a mismatch vat of rape by european colonialists, slaves, and native monkey looking motherfuckers
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>>72253631
Wow Jamal. How are you at basketball? Ever have any strange cravings for watermelon or fried chicken?
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>>72260364
Oh, and let's hear about your accomplishments. You're probably older, whiter and richer.
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>>72260937
It reminds me of an old fridge freezer door
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>>72261178
$150,000 working at Wendy's
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>>72261178
>>72261388
>be on /pol/
>tell people what you actually do without embellishing it to make yourself sound good
>be surprised when people shit on you

You have made a mistake, anon
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>>72261178
I'm a 6'4"chefat Wendy'swith a 9 inchcockmaking over $130,000 a year.
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>>72259160
mah negro
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>>72253868
>>72254276
>>72255390
>tfw in every 23andme thread, the majority of Americans have mostly Anglo BLOOD
>genetic tests across the US show that British blood is more common in White Americans than German
>despite all this most Americans claim their ancestors were Germans

Out of curiosity, did any of you guys think you were German before taking the DNA test?
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>>72261641
You too? High five in our Lamborghinis
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>mfw 100% viking master race
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>>72257232

:)
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What the fuck
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>>72261896
Prove it
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>>72261953
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>>72257283
Faggot identified. Enjoy your virginity and sexual repression.
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>>72261953

heh heh they jacked up the price didn't they?

What do you expect from the wife of Mr. Googlegruber himself?
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>>72262166

newfag detected


Psst: it's stale pasta.
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>>72262166
Stop same fagging
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>>72253631
Stop letting a bunch of overweight, racist losers bully you.
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i dare you to find worse results
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>>72254626
>I don't know how genes work during reproduction


To be fair, niggers dont know anything about work
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>>72261522
>being on /pol/
We're both faggots
Also, checkd
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>>72262352
you're practically subhuman
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>>72253631
22% subhuman
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>200$
im white,blonde with blue eyes. Should I even bother with this?
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>>72262352
mexican?
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>>72262806
>anime
you should bother to kill yourself to be quite honest with you
>>
"You get the beeeest of both worlds..." Does this make you hate me?
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>>72253631
Just because you have some black in you doesn't make you a nigger. It is kind of like alcoholism, if it runs in your family you are probably going to have a higher chance of being an alcoholic yourself. Though, it doesn't guarantee it. Kind of like how being black greatly increases your chances of being a nigger, but it doesn't guarantee it. You'll be okay OP.
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>>72263088
>You'll be okay OP.
If this thread is any indication he is not going to make it.
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>>72255390
>0.3% sub saharan

Get the fuck out, mulatto
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>>72262955
wtf Borat how did you get internet access
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>>72262955
what race are you people? are you chinee like mongolians, or arab like borat? because there's no way you're white like russia.
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>>72263064
What's the best of sub-saharan africa?
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>>72263064
>descendant of white trash + slave
>best of both worlds
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>>72263546
>What's the best of sub-saharan africa?
Rhodesia
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>>72261741
>we wuz anglos
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>>72253631
how did you not already know you're a quarter nigger?
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>>72262352
>>72262866
He's probably Puerto Rican
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You know everyone's sub-saharan african if you go back far enough right?

That's where we evolved from more primitive apes.
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Go away you fucking quadroon
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>>72263064
>andre

SO WHATCHU SAYIN IS WE WUZ MULATTOES?
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>>72263794
you are correct sir
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Shalom /pol/
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>>72253868
>Sub-Saharan African: 22.3%
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>>72258072
Haha wtf..
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>tfw 23andme doesn't have a British/Irish or French/German breakdown

I wanna know MORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I'm not held back by a repressed culture, and I'm genetically superior. Since there is no doubt you'll fail to understand these points, I'll briefly elaborate.
My genome is less likely to harbor genes causing recessive disorders, and I wasn't raised to hate whitey/fear minorities.
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>>72253631
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>>72264171
you can download the raw data and analyze it yourself.
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>>72264475
I've been looking into other things to do with that, I have the file, know of any other resources for another analysis?

Inb4 Google, I've looked around, I can't find many tools on the ancestry front.
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>>72253631
You voluntarily handed over your property to the Zuckfaces, so, yeah, you're an idiot, and your schilling kind does not belong here.
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>>72255361
>Romanians
>Mixed as fuck

I laughed,these niggers got it right
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>tfw 0% nigger blood

feels gud
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>>72264315
baiting beyond belief. Holy fuck. You're a yank, so that means about 7 in 10 of you believe in the bible. The other 3 don't. Thus setting the stage for decades of pointless conflict

>repressed culture

We have a nice 50/50 split here, and we can quite happily live in eachothers' company.
Wait until your country has a histor before boasting, you cultureless swine.
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>>72264864


what type of asian are you?
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>>72264864
native?
why are there so many fucking natives on /pol/
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>>72265046
they dont have to work because casino money
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>>72264864
>.1% European

DISHONORABU
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>>72253868
What is that website?
>>
>>72264664
try this:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2011/03/analyzing-ancestry-with-admixture-step-by-step/

I'm too much of a poorfag to get my own genotyping (rationalize it with waiting for affordable whole genome sequencing) so I haven't tried any of it.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2011/07/diy-admixture-analysis/

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2011/03/analyzing-ancestry-with-admixture-step-by-step/
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>>72264664

Have you tried Promethease ( http://www.snpedia.com/index.php/Promethease/Desktop ) and GEDmatch ( https://www.gedmatch.com/ )?

Their both free.
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>>72264315
>DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? MIXED PEOPLE ARE THE COSMIC RACE- THE MASTER RACE!

/pol/ is best

>>72264903
>this post

Please kill yourself, preferably before your muslims do it for you
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>>72265197
>>72265211

Thank you based reichbros. I'll look into this after this week's exams are done with.
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>>72265197
http://dodecad.blogspot.de/2011/09/do-it-yourself-dodecad-v-21.html
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>>72264973
>>72265046

Chink. I'm not native but have the same haplogroup as most natives.My ancestors were probably the group that traveled to America.
>>
I never see black people use this.

I guess I'm just hesitant to submit my DNA to someone's private database.

Also $200? Some of you must be pretty desperate to know you're not part-black.

If you're attractive, smart, successful, what do your underlying genes matter?
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>>72263807
cheap dna test like 23andme cant go so far
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>>72265526
Pride, my friend. Pride.
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>>72265445

No problem. And it's *they're* free. ;o\
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https://api.23andme.com/

Haha holy shit they have an API? I can crunch numbers on peoples genetic makeup. That's nuts. I wonder who's using this, and for what.
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>>72265526

I got the test when it was $100. It shows your genetic likeliness to get certain diseases or if you would go bald later on (main reason why I took it).
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>>72265046
>72265211
Drinking and shitposting cuz.
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>>72254754
>Poland and Czech are lighted by green
>Ashkenazi is green

what the fucking fuck? someone please explain that
>>
>>72261741

They even have this as a meme in one of the American DNA testing companies' ads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J5n8kzpbCs

It's cringey as shit, of course
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>>72256287

who is this semen demon?
>>
>>72258980
>burger education
>>
>Subhuman Sahara
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>>72265698
dnafit seems to use it (they allow you to import their data for a discount price).

Those jews would probably block a huwhite only dating app though.
>>
>>72263064
>45.9% subsaharan
do an hero
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>>72266027
I thought it used to be cheaper.

It still looks interesting, but I just can't commit to $100 let alone $200. It just seems too frivolous.

I guess the things you describe sound somewhat worthwhile.

But you have to realize you just filed a record of your DNA with the NSA, assuming they don't somehow already have it.
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>>72256287
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Get at me
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>>72264055
>5% Ashkenazi
G A S
A
S
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>>72253631
That sub Saharan DNA may be due to telegony.
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>>72264903
Culture ultimately hinders your ability to succeed. Sure there are those who benefit from bias support of their kin, but there's just as likely groups who will disfavor you for the same reason. In addition, culture does not really benefit in the pursuit of a career in scientific research which is the path I am following. It should then come by no surprise that religion, while deeply followed by my parents, bears no interest to me other than as a philosophy for human interaction.
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>>72267638

No, he has a nigger grandparent
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>>72263546
Inheritance of strong physical traits, both in structure and function.
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>>72262955
hooly shit i come back from lunch break and I got a (you) from khazcuckstan

what a time to be alive
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Do they offer any analysis beyond ancestry (bone minderal density, lean body mass, medical, IQ)?

Did any of you guys check your IQ allels?
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>>72257274
lol why do I keep seeing these asian faggots nut hugging black dudes over the internet? You can't even come up with your own shit talk. Copy black people, then act like you got something to say. I see this everywhere.

This juicer faggot is 5'9. I would beat his ass. That girl is average at best.
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>>72262340
I don't get it. Wtf?
>>
please validate my existence through something I have no control over, /pol/.

no, I do not own a casino, nor does my family own one either.
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>>72253631
>22.3%

How do you get this number, would you need it on both mother and father side slightly

Were you aware of this?
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>>72253631
>23andme.com/
Great job giving Google your DNA. LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Paying a fucking Jew to tell you your genetic make up. Can you be anymore of a total sucker?

Anne Wojcick
Her mother is Jewish and her father is a Polish American. Her sisters are Susan Wojcicki, CEO of YouTube and a former executive at Google
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Wojcicki

I bet these post are made by employee's to gain more business and search rank increase.

There are hundreds of free DNA Ethnicity Test available. Google it, you morons. God damn man... only like 30% of /pol/ is redpilled. Everyone else around here are a bunch of normies.
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>>72269854
I dont think you always get exactly half your genetics from each parent
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>>72269986
>free DNA Ethnicity Test available.

where would you get free genotyping?
>>
>>72269986
suck my dick
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>>72263064

Aren't you supposed to be training to fight Kovalev?
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>$200
Why would anyone buy this?
>>
DON'T GIVE 23&ME OR ANYONE ELSE YOUR DNA

Bored housewives might do this test and go "teehee I got 0.2% indian in me" but this is not something you should do.

23andme has connections to Google and other big corporations. In the future this genetic data WILL be leveraged much in the same way that cops take DNA samples of convicts now.

Don't fall for the "lemme just test my genetics" meme. If you want to know your heritage, you can trace your bloodlines via church records, If there's none of those then your heritage is probably shit tier anyway.
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>>72258116
Your pops was only half black so you're 3/4ths. I'd say you're basically white.. But you can kill youself if you want.
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>>72270420
hahaha, look at this faggot getting triggered by the truth.

Stupid fucking bernie sander cuck... like sheep to the slaughter house. Thinking you're all "trendy" and "futuristic".

Nothing but fucking dopes.
>>
>>72261741
There's lots of German names, apparently german dudes fucked a bunch of anglo women in the US. I have an Irish last name, but my Mother was had a Danish last name and I'm mostly Anglo.
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>>72270289
You're on 4chan. Are you telling me you don't know how to internet search?

Are you aware of search engine and what they do? jesus fucking christ.

"Free DNA Ethnicity Test"

Shall I fly over and wipe your ass for you ass well? You inept sack of shit.

hahaha GAVE GOOGLE YOUR DNA, VIA SOME JEW EX-EXECUTIVE.

Wow /pol/
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>>72255570
>>72255524
>>72255390
all that rage from just one drop
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>>72270289
Here you go dumbfuck. http://isogg.org/wiki/Free_DNA_tests

FREE DNA TEST

DO NOT GO THROUGH 23ANDME.COM IT IS A GOOGLE CONNECTED SUBSIDIARY BLACK OP. LITERALLY FOUNDED, AND RUN BY A GOD DAMN JEW.
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Niggers.
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They retain this data indefinitely and they have no restrictions on how they will use it. Only the dumbest goyim will send their data to 23andme or similar services- not to mention 23andme already has ties to Google. Yes it's fun to know you're 0.01% east asian, I know, but the data you give them can, and will be leveraged against you in some way. Don't trust big data corporations any more than you'd trust your dry cleaner- they aren't more worthy of it!
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>>72271874
>fin
>0.01 east asian
try 10-20%
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>>72261741
Kek, yes this happened to me. Although I only had about 10% Anglo, plurality specified Scandinavia and huge % broadly north European (so maybe German still? Who fucking knows?)

Still it was weird getting a small percentage of german when I though I was at least 75%
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