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>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cruzich): 707 (559 & 148)
POLLS CLOSE
>8pm Eastern Time (US)
>7pm Central Time (US)
>6pm Mountain Time (US)
>5pm Western Time (US)
STATES
>Connecticut
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 28 Total Delegates
>Delaware
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 16 Total Delegates
>Maryland
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 38 Total Delegates
>Pennsylvania
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 71 Total Delegates
>Rhode Island
Type of Primary: Primary
Number of Delegates: 19 Total Delegates
>LINKS FOR TODAY'S PRIMARY
>Results
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results
http://www.theguardian.com/interactive
>Polls
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/april26GOP.html
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/ (HD)
>CSPAN
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
http://wikitv.eu/cspan/
PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, WHEN YOU GO VOTE:
>On the Ballot, first you vote Trump
>THEN you must choose 3 delegates in your District
>THESE are the ONLY Pro-Trump Delegates
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/pennsylvania ←←PRINT THE SHEET ON THIS PAGE
>FIND YOUR DISTRICT HERE
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
>VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
MAGA
First post
hannity is based af
he's playing neutral
benis :Ddddd
>>72157070
AMoevement
http://www.hannity.com/articles/hanpr-election-493995/here-is-the-gop-ballot-vs-14647116/
When do polls close?
AWOOO
Are sonic arms really blue?
>>72157070
>dat pic
We all watch CNN right? What is the official news channel of /trumpgen/?
Wow, a cow made of butter
>IVANKA and Eric making calls to unbound delegates in Pennsylvania and trying to (a)WOOOOOO them
Any results yet?
Trump gives me hope for the future.
>>72157208
53 Bings
Hoping for big jeb turnout tonight! expecting a sweep desu
Hay, anyone know when the Guardian interactive map gets turned on?
I was here for Ohio, it was pretty neat then
#CruzinToVictory
>>72157221
Watching MSNBC right now; the Trump Campaign National Political Director is on rn
>>72157253
1 hour.
>>72157253
>>72157208
1 hour
How much can we trust PA voters to know which delegate supports whom?
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
It just rained here in Philly, saw this walking my dogs. Is it a sign?
Has Kek given us visual indication of a BTFO?
>>72157228
>>72157231
>>72157175
>he's playing neutral
kinda sad state where we (because this is a fact in Sweden) get happy when they (media) are neutral
OC... I DO IT FOR ALL OF YOU!
Hello Trumpais.
>>72157231
He actually looks kinda human there
>>72157253
Tomorrow at 10AM ET
Today's primaries won't announce results until the votes are 100% counted
Now, for something completely different, post some Barron.
>>72157214
I don't like that pic. I don't want Trump Force One destroyed just to kill some filthy Muslims. Let some poverty plane do it.
>>72157295
around 8 EST when they start counting
Bethlehem here
voted at 8am, worked a full day, got home just in time to watch Trump sweep
>after listening to cruzbot mental gymnastics on hannity all day and hearing Beck cry my whole way home
This was a good day
>>72157238
heard that too kek.
trump is disgrace who want to shut masjid and send all sunni to al'awsat to be killed by bombs and criminal war. people who pick him are stupid racist not deserving of vote.
>>72157333
Kek has also blessed your post, brother.
>>72157221
>he isn't watching all 3 major networks, CSPAN, and RSBN at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkFA_Z0BhyQ
GET IN HERE NOW
>>72157238
>you will never see Ivanka topless
What is the purpose of living?
>>72157343
nice
link to Hannity?
Less than 5 hours left.
MAGA
https://youtu.be/ziJsEEnd2D0
>>72157331
lol beautiful baltimore
imm over at umbc breh
>>72157364
>you will never feel coy about kissing mummy malania with your eyes open
>LINKS FOR TODAY'S PRIMARY
>Live Results
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results
http://www.theguardian.com/interactive
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
http://vaughnlive.tv/i3ws6ai2q83cn
>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/
>CSPAN
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
http://wikitv.eu/cspan/
>FBN
http://www.baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-business-live/
>CNNi
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-international-live-stream/
>other
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cbs-live-stream
http://www.cbsnews.com/live/
>NewsmaxTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bqvoUMVmCs
>ABC's IP TV links
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live1@136327/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live2@136328/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live3@136329/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live4@136330/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live5@136331/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
>CBS News:
720p:
http://cbsnewshd-lh.akamaihd.net/i/CBSNHD_7@199302/index_2200_av-b.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
1080p:
http://cbsnewshd-lh.akamaihd.net/i/CBSNHD_7@199302/index_4000_av-b.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
>C-SPAN's IP TV feeds:
http://cspan1-lh.akamaihd.net/i/cspan1_1@304727/index_1000_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://cspan2-lh.akamaihd.net/i/cspan2_1@304728/index_1000_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
>>72157415
the fuck is Fash the nation?
is it edgy neo-nazis or some other kind of Fascism?
>>72157395
You're not American. Fuck off, shill.
Also speak English.
Recap of yesterday
>Cruz and Kasich announce they're teaming up
>Dan Scavino leads the charge on the twitter battlefield followed by The Emperor himself and his campaign
>The alliance goes down in flames in less than 12 hours
>Trump labels Kasich as 41-0 Kasich and bans Barron from watching Kasich eat
>Cruz is vetting Carly Fiorina as a VP
>Megyn Kelly will interview Trump on May 17th (Scott Adams was right again)
>Colorado caucus may be a do over
>Eric Trump refers to the Cruz-Kaisich alliance as the Little Boys Club
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Heretics at Wikipedia remove Donald Trump from the list of non-fictional God Emperors
>The Cruz-Kasich dumpster fire rages on
>5:42 a.m. Trump tweets “The Cruz-Kasich pact is under great strain. This joke of a deal is falling apart, not being honored and almost dead. Very dumb!”
>Kasich says he’s not out to stop Trump, he’s out to stop Hillary and the media is too hung up on the process
>Lena “Sister molester” Dunam vows to move to Canada if Trump is elected
>Trump responded “Well, she’s a B-actor. She has no mojo. I heard Whoopi Goldberg said that too. That would be a great, great thing for our country.”
>Texas Democrats have asked the FEC to investigate a Cruz fundraiser where a bundler told donors they could give unlimited money to a Super PAC. Campaigns may not solicit for more than $5,000 under the law
Afternoon
>California KKK chapter says it has raised 20k for Hillary. One leader stated “She is friends with the Klan”
>Hillary’s staff will be composed of 50% women.
>Trump tweets ”Bernie Sanders has been treated terribly by the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. He should show them, and run as an Independent!”
Tonight
>POLLS CLOSE IN ONE HOUR
>Bobby Knight has officially endorsed Trump meanwhile Tedophiles begging Gov. Pence for an endorsement
>Tomorrow’s foreign policy speech has been moved to a larger venue. Location unknown
>The Emperor Speaks – 9EST
>>72157219
Fuckin' awesome.
MAGA
>>72157312
Nigger has no eyebrows
>>72157395
Inshallah.
when did jonah hill become a prominent pundit? every primary he gets more air time
Since I get my ballot in the mail fairly soon I think i'll buy a nice new pen to fill in my vote for Trump. Any suggestions?
>>72157310
denmark i am ashamed
i expected this from sweden, but you? tsk
>>72157291
Lel
>>72157365
Yeah this pic has always bothered me. Never saved it.
Man, Newt has such a distinct voice
>>72157477
>pic
Saved.
>>72157449
what's wrong with his nose
>>72157476
10/10 image
Although
>No Rubio
>No Kasich
>No Ted
>No Christie
FeelsBadMan
>>72157476
nice.
ARE YA WINNIN, SON?
>>72157360
He has such an awkward smile that it's hard not to like him if that's all you see of him.
The first time I saw him angry made me realize how ugly he really is. And we've been seeing a lot of that lately. He's a nervous wreck.
>>72157415
>streamer has stopped streaming
great work you fucking faggot
guardian links?
I am NOW, a Hillary supporter.
>>72157343
Quality.
Here's mine.
>>72157333
THIS IS A DOUBLE RAINBOW AND TRIPS
DJ TRUMP WINS LANDSLIDE TONIGHT
>>72157538
lmao this is a Cruz dominated subreddit
Is Trump a chad?
>>72157506
>Tedophiles begging Gov. Pence for an endorsement
Will it work?
>>72157626
HHHHIIIIGGGGHHHHHH TTTEEESSSSTTTTT
>>72157395
fuck off muhammed
let's go PENNSYLVANIA
>>72157568
Where is he speaking?
>>72157295
They're mixing up lots of red paint for tonight.
>>72157553
Do you know what I am saying?
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/apr/26/acela-primary-live-results-election-democrats-republicans-maryland-connecticut-pennsylvania-delaware-rhode-island
Get your brushes out, it's painting time.
Election map now live
>>72157623
Here you go senpai
PLS DELAWARE GIVE LANDSLIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5opufyJQzjc
>>72157568
I hope Newt is Trump's VP. Either him or Allen West.
>>72157395
>takes st. george's flag down on st. george's day because it might offend muslims
>trump is a disgrace
Cruz Missiles ASSEMBLE!
Post YFW a true conservative like Ted Cruz will win today, and I'm not saying that because I betted $3000 amongst friends that he will be the republican nominee ever since the beginning of the year
>>72157343
Trumpetteers... COME OUT TO PLAAAYYYAYY
>>72157537
If you have the money,buy a pilot capless fountain pen.
Please, say hello to "Wonderful Donald".
>>72157638
Saved
Looking good fellow shopper. Keep up the good work
>>72157710
i support newt but Rubio is also a possibility.
HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?
>>72157333
IT ISN'T STOPPING
>>72157699
getting comfy as fuck now
THIS INDICATES A SWEEP
>>72157070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwCC9RM0D2w
WE UNSTUMPABLE AFTER TODAY BOYS
>captcha: select all images with trains
TRUMPTRAIN
>>72157364
Many months ago I made a crude meme suggesting Barron was taller than Rand Paul. I have since lost it. Anyone happen to have it?
>>72157604
>ted's a wreck
>se cupp
I can't believe I used to have a crush on her.
>>72157395
Mashallah, brother
GUARDIAN IS UP
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/apr/26/acela-primary-live-results-election-democrats-republicans-maryland-connecticut-pennsylvania-delaware-rhode-island
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/apr/26/acela-primary-live-results-election-democrats-republicans-maryland-connecticut-pennsylvania-delaware-rhode-island
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/apr/26/acela-primary-live-results-election-democrats-republicans-maryland-connecticut-pennsylvania-delaware-rhode-island
Any one have the webm of trump hugging the american flag? And if so please post it and tell me how i can save that webm or video.
>>72157699
noice
CNN on suicide watch
>>72157419
>Cryin' Ted has seen Ivanka's big, plump titties at less than 1 year old
>you never will
fuck this life
>>72157818
>yfw Trump wins every state and bernie loses every state
>MSNBC cucks just mocked Vladimir Putin
GAS THEM
>>72157740
>worst Saekano
As expected from Cruzcucks.
>>72157809
nostalgia just hit me like a train
>>72157774
Thanks.
Here's my other Bane related one. Still working on who I should put on Batman.
>>72157867
PAINT IT RED, DONALD!
>>72157699
Solid posting anon, thanks
Trump will crush all 5, look at the chart for this bet,
>>72157419
Aren't her nudes out there?
>>72157295
Why did you post a picture of a Ted Cruz rally?
>yfw when this bullshit won't be locked up until indiana next week
>>72157504
hue
Any trustworthy /pol/ bro that could buy me a MAGA-cap and send it to Sweden?
ALL ABOARD
>>72157949
A scared hillary or just wait.. it will come to you
>>72157949
And one more.
>>72157818
>that anchor's face
kek
>Cruz shill on Fox News
Will Trump even get to pick his VP?
The President only nominates the VP by convention, you know. The delegates aren't actually obliged to vote for the VP the nominee wants.
>>72157504
>kucksich
how can my nomination be real if my delegates aren't real??
>>72157699
Inb4 TRUMP BTFO CRUZ IS WINNING
>>72158023
Sure.
Someone help me out here? Is this something used for animal castration?
The great state of *insert state name*
Rato's getting destroyed out there, believe me!
>>72157664
I doubt it, he's promised to stay neutral and whenever he's asked who he likes he just says "Not Hillary or Bernie" Even if they got the endorsement I doubt it would do any good
>>72158041
I was going to do Bernie but he's done for so no point.
I was thinking of just putting "Establishment" on Batman.
>tfw Fox Business
Shit's comfy af familia
>>72158062
FINISH THEM
>>72157931
i feel it too beady eyed individual
>>72157969
Good luck pham
It will be close
>>72157662
Trump has the virtues of a chad plus a dozen other personality types.
He's a political, social, and economic polymath
>>72157395
You're missing a very important word, and do you want to know what it is? It's Americans, and do you know what that means? They're not ours, they're not even our friends. They do not fucking matter to our country. No one appreciates us playing world police, we have our own problems. Get a new sugar daddy.
>>72157364
>tfw Trump campaigns with Barron during the general
That cute, poised little fucker is Trump's secret weapon. All he has to do is read them "5 reasons to vote for my daddy" and they're sold.
I need more Barrons but here's a Tiff.
>>72158135
yes; it's a bander.
>>72158135
yup, rubberband for the balls
>>72158135
>censoring the name
I fucking hate pussies like you either share or don't. Don't be a fucking coward you stupid waste of space.
>>72158135
Yes, i belive that is for castrating bulls...
This is going to be the greatest victory of Trump's campaign
It's finally happening. We've reached the breaking point.
SWEEP
W
E
E
P
>>72158143
I hope he gets acid in his shitter.
>>72157701
very nice groove
>>72158065
im kinda curious about this, because the convention cant just be about the presidential nomine right?
It has to be about the party and its politics also right?
which makes sense why Bernie still wants to stay in the race, he wants a powerful position at the convention when it comes to deciding policy and such
>>72158143
WE'RE BEATING DONALD OVER AND OVER AGAIN
FROM MAINE TO ALASKA
Who will drop out first, El Rato or Gee Golly Jeepers? Make your bets.
>>72158135
Holds a bull's dickhole open to collect semen.
Dont ask me how I know.
>>72158135
Looks like the thing you use to rubber band the testicles of your animals so that blood never gets to them and they die and shrivel off
Megyn going hard on this Trent Duffy nonce.
>>72157496
Neckbeards lisping while other neckbeards and the occasional redneck hick call in.
MEGYN KELLY DEFENDING TRUMP
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkFA_Z0BhyQ
GET IN HERE
KASICHS BITCH IS ON FOX RIGHT NOW
>>72158023
send credit card number too [email protected] friend :^)
>this non-stop shilling on fox news
Holy fuck these people are retarded.
>>72158260
I still reckon New York was his greatest victory, if only because it was his home state and literally a landslide.
>Kasich shill thinks Trump sees Kasich as a thread
I-I CAN'T BREATH
SAY IT WITH ME FUCKERS
EVERY
SINGLE
STATE
I love how Trump supporters are full of hope and optimism while everyone else is just depressed and sad.
>>72158143
TODAY WE HAVE ONCE AGAIN SHOWN
THAT CONSERVATIVES FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY ARE UNITING BEHIND OUR CAMPAIGN
>>72158135
with no research I'd have to guess they are for MtF for stretching open the urethra to assist in taking a piss??
>>72158321
these cuck shills are pathetic
>showing kasich stuffing his face
>>72157516
Why is that not Melania or Megyn
>>72158341
>muh trump is less popular than david duke
Stay classy, shitdick
>>72158366
RI about to top it desu
>>72158381
Fox News? Yeah what a fucking moron.
Guys, how much longer until we get proper results? I don't know if I can make it...
Also the guardian site is fucking horrible, can someone link me the one with the little candidates painting counties?
>>72158405
Because they don't know any better
>>72158405
Trump radiates positive energy.
>>72158396
EVERY
SINGLE
STATE
>>72158366
The great victory of this campaign was Trump's sweep of the South.
All of that shit should've been Cruz's territory, and its an embarrassment for him to only hold onto the outer edges out west.
>>72158363
>Megyn Kelly is DEFENDING Trump against one of Cruz's campaign guys
MEGYN KELLY BTFO this Kasich guy.
>>72158366
Would have been better with a rally at MSG
I'll never get over that it didn't happen. That was supposed to be our Nuremberg
I just had a comfy shower and I'm ready for MAGA.
>>72158452
in the OP
>>72158135
Use to cut the tails off dogs.
It's the smallest tightest rubber band.
If it was some how placed on a dick it would very painful and you would lose it.
>>72158135
Respond that he made an incredibly transphobic comment. Then make a pivot into a pro-Trump post about how Trump is welcoming to all Americans - regardless of gender. You will get liberal support from your friends and Trump will get more support.
Beat the liberals at their own game.
>>72158418
AND WE'RE THE CAMPAIGN THAT CAN BEAT DONALD WHERE IT COUNTS
....
...
.
AT THE BALLOT BOX
>>72158452
That is the guardian site silly
>>72158405
We're winning until we get tired of it, anon.
>>72158396
EVERY
SINGLE
STATE
>>72158452
That is the guardian site famalam
>>72158396
EVERY
SINGLE
STATE
>>72158496
Welcome to the Trump Train Megyn
>That was a big pancake
>>72158507
wait until the general election
Brett just said after Kasich guy got off the air "yeh that was a big pancake" AHAHAHAHA MY SIDES.
>>72158507
>MSG
Saving it for the General Election senpai
>>72158433
It was shooped last year shortly after he announced.
The original was Bill Clinton.
>>72158396
EVERY
SINGLE
DELEGATE
>>72158366
The best victory was South Carolina since Trump sweeped all the delegates after insulting the bushes and it caused Jeb to leave
>>72158433
Because that President is Bill Clinton, dummy.
>"It's a good thing Kasich stayed in this race, otherwise Trump would have wrapped it up months ago."
>t. Kasich shill
>>72158405
That's why we're going to win! A positive attitude goes a long way!
That's why we call it HIGH ENERGY for a reason!
>>72158452
Polls close in an hour. Results will come in afterwards
Uh, that pixel candidate map is from the Guardian.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/apr/26/acela-primary-live-results-election-democrats-republicans-maryland-connecticut-pennsylvania-delaware-rhode-island
>>72158118
Either your forgot to turn your proxy off, or do you have some original MAGA-caps stored?
>>72158517
No, it's not. The guardian link takes me to something that is definitely not what I want.
>>72158562
I know but I am too retarded to navigate to what I need, I blame the horrible site layout
>>72158507
It might happen at a rally for the general, don't lose hope
>>72158521
TO VICTORY!!!
>>72158420
>meme magic isn't real
GET EM OUTTA HERE
OUT OUT OUT
>>72158514
fug me too. we're like brothers man
>>72158507
>not hoping for Giants stadium in September
>>72158624
Thanks. Why not just include that link in the OP?
>>72157331
replace county with city and that's me.
Does Trump have his own rap? I think not.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPa7f8HUxu
>>72158452
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/apr/26/acela-primary-live-results-election-democrats-republicans-maryland-connecticut-pennsylvania-delaware-rhode-island
Guardian is the only site with lil painting bres
>>72158634
It was a joke.
I know there is a reliable guy, but don't know if he's here now.
>>72158614
Oh yeah, I forgot about SoCal. That's the one that made pundits realize Trump was in this for real.
5/5 trump
0/5 bernie
one time
NH Nigger Destroyer reporting into the Trump General! How's it going?
>>72158619
ye boi
trump 2016
>>72158615
>>72158597
I know it used to be Bill, they only shooped 1 head
>>72158686
Hahahahaha
We are. It has been made so through the power of Kek.
>>72158614
He also insulted the SC Gods Graham and Haley and got away with it.
>>72158143
I hate it when he calls it the Hoosier State. I'm not from Indiana but whenever he says it it sounds so fake like he wants to be like them.
>>72158686
Please don't remind me of Leavenworth.
Dipshit Steve King on MSNBC
Big Lenny approves
>>72158639
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=guardian+connecticut+live+results
>>72158724
The Giants rep New Jersey. Yankee Stadium is more iconic anyway
>>72158233
Tiffposters report in.
Newt largely thinks Trump will win against Hillary
I wonder if Trump is considering Newt as VP
MAGA
>>72158790
Melania wasn't even noticed at the time.
I'm worried about my brother. He is a #nevertrump cuck. I saw him carry a helium tank up to his room. When I asked him what it was for, he became nervous and mumbled something like, "oh um, j-just for some b-balloons for the Cruz victory p-party... thats all...". He hasn't come out of his room since then.
>>72157395
I don't know what those disgusting sand words mean but yes, I want them all firebombed into oblivion.
>>72158871
Ivanka best daughter
>>72158836
He's a big guy.
IT'S TIME
>>72158396
EVERY
SINGLE
STATE
>>72158806
What's wrong, anon? Could it be that you're craving my Alphorn?
>>72158871
Am I the only one who doesent find her attractive?
>>72158871
>it's getting dark and Tiffany will be allowed to come out of her cage soon
>>72158877
Newt is going to be chief of staff
>>72158769
soon...
actually thinking about hitting the bar tonight to laugh at the bernie kids crying in their tequila sunrises
>>72158314
Sadly this. I play online with more charismatic nerds than this crew.
MY FIANCEE HAS CANCELLED OUR ENGAGEMENT AND WEDDING BECAUSE I SUPPORT TRUMP.... WHAT SHOULD I DO?... I AM SHATTERED, LOST, HEARTBROKEN :((((((
>>72158871
Tiff is a little whore, if Trump has any weaknesses its gonna end up being her
>>72158396
EVERY
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>>72158033
What the FUCK?
RAGE
ETERNAL RAGE
>>72158787
H I G H T E S T
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>>72158261
Where's the new one for today?
>>72158023
I have pic related if you or someone else wants it (never worn).
i bought this hat along with the trapper and when they arrived i realized i never wore/wear hats. Keeping the trapper because i actually do wear it now when i play games, but wouldn't mind selling this one.
>>72158981
She's an acquired taste, like fine scotch.
>>72158877
Newt is based. I was a Newt guy in 2012, never fell for the Paul meme tbqh
>not wanting a base on the fucking Moon
>>72158588
>>72158496
>>72158491
>>72158305
>>72158321
What happened?!
>>72159011
>what should I do
Stop lying on the internet
Is anyone else excited for the future books and documentaries about the Trump campaign and presidency?
This cuck with the bullhorn is still in my neighborhood shouting for everyone to feel the Bern. A few more beers and I'm grabbing my MAGA hat and engaging with this prick.
>>72158981
You aren't; one of my friends compared her to Sid the Sloth and I have never been able to unsee it.
>>72158981
ya, probably
>captcha: identify all pictures with food
goddamit kasich
LOU DOBBS IS COMFY AF
>>72158396
EVERY
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>>72159011
dodged a bullet
>>72159079
I am NOT lying on the Internet, you damn asshole. It's the truth what I said!
>>72158396
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>>72158686
This looks like a Bavaria-themed Disneyland. Fake as fuck.
>>72157070
Holy fuck, that picture
DEUS VULT
>>72159050
>Doesn't want to keep it as a keepsake
>Doesn't want to take up wearing hats until November
I've never put a hat on my head all 26 years of my life until mine arrived anon.
>>72158907
It's ok bro.
>>72158973
>tfw this place exists and I'm nowhere near it
>>72159010
>tfw completely incapable of speaking into a microphone or on camera
Tried making some podcasts and videos in the past. Went fucking autisticly.
>>72159099
Its probably the fetal alcohol syndrome and whatnot
>>72159075
She lost most of her audience and was forced to go hat in hand and apologize to Trump or be fired.
>>72159117
Why? :( I love her so dearly... and she's done that to me because of some stupid politics.... IS that even normal?
>>72159013
You shut your faggot mouth.
>>72158871
Objectively superior crop
>>72159011
>Getting engaged to a coalburner
>Heartbroken
holy cuck, you live in TO dont you?
>>72159150
At least it's not Bavaria-themed Afghanistan, Ahmed.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/apr/26/acela-primary-live-results-election-democrats-republicans-maryland-connecticut-pennsylvania-delaware-rhode-island
PAINT IT RED DONALD
>>72159082
I hope people don't wait it's all over to start
>>72159034
I have it but it's too big to post and I can't find a smaller one.
Here's some OC instead. Gonna be a lot more of this bitch in a couple months.
>>72159100
>tfw hotel doesn't have FBN or CSPAN
Tornado when?
>>72158396
EVERY
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>>72159011
real answer: stand your ground, look up red pill theory and build up confidence in your decision
meme answer: lie to her for short term peace!
>>72159213
I see your 2 boners and raise you 4
>>72159185
I'm not saying I'd do better. I know my limits. Good on them for actually trying, but I wish they'd do a bit better.
>>72159100
Dude, him and his show are the best
>>72159213
Reminds me of another rich spoiled whore living on daddys money
>>72159184
Maybe I'll go up there soon and make a little video for you anon.
>>72159230
>>72159229
Fist, she is not a coal burner, she's "progressive conservative". Second, she wasn't just a 'gf', we've been engaged for 3 years :((((
>>72159075
Kasich surrogate spewing hot garbage. He was talking all of this serious crap and Fox cut to video of Kasich eating pancakes. BTFO
>>72159300
Thank you, Britbro :(
>>72159306
Yeah they just need 1 guy with some actual broadcasting experience and they'd be set.
>>72158522
the only correct answer
its used on lamb tails to prevent fly blown
>>72159354
But you're from TO right?
>>72159305
In a competition between Tiffposters and Ivankaposters, everybody wins.
>>72158291
Neither. They will take it to the convention, but it won't matter because Trump would have well over 1237 at that point.
>>72159168
i wear the trapper (camo hat) all the time just don't need two. Wish I would have bought a t-shirt instead of the second hat is all. will probably end up buying shirt anyway but figured I could help out some foreigner who wants a MAGA hat.
>>72159437
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No, I'm from Russia originally.
>>72158143
Let us show that we will not let the America light go out, that we will fight for our Constitution, for life and for freedom. You have shown that we remain a strong and just people. A people who do not give in to fear but rise always in our righteous might to meet the challenges of the future. Together, we can do it. If we stand together and return to the free market principles and the constitutional liberties that built America
>>72159447
Indeed.
>>72159204
If your fiance dumped you because of different political beliefs then she wasn't worth your time and didn't truly love you.
It must fucking hurt right now, but you probably dodged a bullet.
>>72158135
lets just say the lady is suggesting full phallic removal
>>72159530
what was the picture of?
>>72157478
dude same
Umbc meetup when?
>>72157190
let's see if I can help with that, fellow-nip
>>72158033
Bitch hates her country, typical Neolib
TRUMP LOVES AMERICA
AMERICA LOVES TRUMP
>>72159589
It's alright, anon. It's /pol/ville. We're all going to meet there in the end of days.
>>72159737
>We're all going to meet there in the end of days.
U wot m8
>>72159011
She doesn't truly love you, then
I love my wife unconditionally; nothing could change it
>>72158396
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>>72159354
>Progressive Conservative
That's an oxymoron. That doesn't even make any sense. That's like saying you're a Retaining Changer
>>72159800
I'm slowly convincing anons to gather there. It will become the last stronghold of Nationalism.
>>72159536
ah, thank you :(((( Did i really dodge a bullet?
>>72159011
>WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Enjoy having 50% more income, as well as your own house for the rest of your life.
>>72159915
I know, but she's Canadian :(((
>>72159680
That's beautiful.
>>72159825
I love her unconditionally, but she does not ... Does that mean that she might not be the right one for me?
>>72159935
Last stronghold? What're you some Heaven's Gate tier cultist?
>>72159959
If she's going to dump you over something like this? Absolutely.
At least you won't be going through a divorce over some equally petty bullshit five years down the road.
>>72160080
>Does that mean that she might not be the right one for me?
No, it means she's definitely not the one for you.
>>72159447
Would marry
>>72159996
>>72160080
nice example of cuck posting countryman
>>72158033
>Cuck claps instead of beating the fuck out of her.
>>72160092
No, I'm just meming.
>>72158135
Yes, you stick it on the cows/horses balls and they fall off after a few days.
>>72160186
I smell troll. Excessive use of ":((("
>>72157219
>Eagle with an AA12
>treads that leave american flag imprints as it runs over enemies
>money launchers instead of smoke grenades
Such an amazing time to be alive.
>>72159959
Yes you did
Dubs says so
fired up hill-shill on CNN
>>72159959
She has the libcuck view of Trump, which is a pretty normal thing to have.
What#s more concerning is her view of (You).
She thinks Trump will turn you into a monster.
It's not her view of Trump that matters, it's her view of you. It lacks respect, empathy, compassion, everything.
>>72160205
I know you're religious but you're not one of those "I can't wait for the apocalypse :DDD" death cultists are you?
>>72158446
>>72160277
maybe he is just super sad face
>>72160080
Eh...I'm 36 and been married for 7 years
And my experience tells me you're lying/trolling
>>72159959
If she doesn't love you enough to respect a different political opinion from you, which by all accounts shouldn't fucking matter if you truly love another person, then she never respected you on a deep enough level to begin with.
You'll find someone else in life that loves you for who you are. NEVER change yourself or let others change you just to appeal to them more, it's never worth it.
What you should REALLY do, is get in contact with her, and tell her that if she's really going though with it, tell her that you don't fucking care and that she should get bent.
It'll bug her to no end that she didn't get the desired effect from breaking up with you.
>>72160093
>>72160137
>>72160291
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>>72160446
Thank you, guys. But I repeat, I am not trolling or lying... She really did that. I just can;t believe it's happened over TRUMP! I mean, I don't care who she supports, and she's a Rand Paul girl, but why would you dump someone over political disagreements?
Will he take every single state Bros? Being realistic, is there one he probably doesn't have?
>>72160359
No, I hate the idea of losing all of our progress. I support Trump and Nationalism because I want to save the US, not destroy it. If I wanted everything to burn I would vote Hillary.
>>72160554
Because you're a basic bitch.
>>72158033
So question. Will Trump have to deal with Merkel after he's president? Does the USA usually have relations with Germany?
>>72160522
God, you are so right, yet I feel so awful that the greatest love of my life treated me that way, and I don't think she would have done that had she truly loved me :(
>>72160554
If your gf hasn't adopted your political views by engagement time, you're indeed a basic bitch.
>>72160554
>but why would you dump someone over political disagreements?
Either she will calm down with time, or she's covering for some other reason.
IT IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT
>>72160613
I fucking hate those religious nutjobs who act like the end of the world is a good thing.
>>72160554
Why would she like Rand Paul and not like Trump? They are basically the same, minus Trump's energy, money, and expert ability to insult and gain approval. I like both.
>>72160627
tfw imagining trump, merkel and 'relations'
>>72160708
TAKE IT TO FACEBOOK, LEAF
>>72158871
>>72160554
>>72160763
>implying she hasn't been being fucked by Mohammad
Find yourself a nice Aryan girl that loves Trump as much as you do Anon.
>>72159603
Capitalism in politics
>>72160797
Apocalypse would mean the Second Coming, which is beneficial to those who believe, but we should desire to remain here for the sake of the unsaved instead of wanting them to be abandoned. I think to wish the End of Days on the world is selfish.
>>72160797
I went on a Tinder date with this 19 year old evangelical that literally thought Trump would bring on the rapture.
I asked "Don't you people WANT that to happen"?
She decided to change the subject and ended up blowing me in the car on the way home (she lived out of town)
>>72160856
I want Trump's first interaction with Merkel to be him walking up to her, and smacking her upside the head.
>>72159447
Its like choosing between Staci and her Mom.
>>72161048
>>72161068
Yeah keep that shit to yourself.
>>72161068
I love how they are always hypocrites. Never practice what they preach.
>>72158944
>for (you)
>>72161185
That's the best fucking comparison I've ever heard.
>>72161116
>smacking her upside the head.
are we talking 'a pimp named slickback' type smack or more of a "whattsamattawithyou???" type of smack?
>>72161199
You asked.
>>72161214
They never do. Religion is cancer.
>>72161305
I mean people like that. Not you.
