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Give me 1 good reason why you arent joining the American Military, /pol/. Is it because


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Give me 1 good reason why you arent joining the American Military, /pol/. Is it because youre a fucking pussy? Why won't you die for your country? Get off your lazy asses and join the marines or airforce or something like that. Fight for us.
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>>71685410
>t. Schlomo
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>>71685410
I would join if my country wasn't using the military as some sort of rent-a-army
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I had knee replacement surgery after a car crash at 16. I tried to join the navy and Air Force but neither would have me.

After I got my bachelors, I tried again for the coast guard and still no go.
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I have asthma. Wish I could be an air crew officer though, I've always liked driving things.
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>>71685410
>Is it because youre a fucking pussy?
Yes
>Why won't you die for your country?
Because I'm a fucking pussy
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I did.
It's not for everybody.
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>>71685410
I have an aversion to retards being my direct superiors.
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Sign up, goyim. You're a patriot aren't you, goyim?
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>>71685410
Because Israel isn't my country.
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>>71685410
because i did two enlistments and saw my combat. i'm over it.

join up faggot. it would probably do you good. but your faggot ass would probably do some non combat job like the faggot you are.

you can learn how to be a mechanic anywhere. there is only one place that you learn combat.

essayons
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You never enlist during an election year.
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>>71685410
I have triple digit iq so I can make decisions for myself :)
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>>71685410

I did.

Then I got out.

Because incompetent women kept getting promoted over me.

The military is literally pussy now. Literally. L I T E R A L L Y .
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I called my recruitment office directly after receiving my GED.

In what I deemed as a gesture of due honesty, I admitted to having smoked marijuana in the past.

They turned me down.

Whatever, then.
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>>71685410
Catholic school gave me PTSD and radical attitudes regarding the comptence and reliability of authority.
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>>71685410
Because I don't want to fight for Israel
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>>71685783
I still tried to join for five years before giving up.
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>>71685410

I don't want to fight any wars for Israel, and I definitely don't want to fight against Assad's Christian forces.
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I did 8 years in the army, it's a personal choice, you can be a patriot and still not have served.
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>Have wanted to be a surgeon since I was a kid sneaking peeks at my dad's medical books
>Took anatomy classes in high school and aced the shit out of them, sat front row at the autopsy
>The only TV I watched was surgeries on the health channel
>Can't get into college because I can't get scholarships or grants
>Work turned us all into temps so I lost my ability to get $5000 a semester from my job

Okay /pol/, what do I have to do in the army to get me into a good med school, I'm getting fucking desperate to go to college.
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>>71685410
I'm leaving for navy bootcamp in less than 2 weeks. Going cyber since I'm not a paper pushing faggot

Going to get so many qualifications and some degrees while I'm in so I can make 6 figs easy when I get out. Or go cyber operator and hack goatfarmer tv stations with seals
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>>71685410
fuck off Recruiting Sergeant
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>>71685959

MGIB was gutted. Good luck.
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>>71685959

They actually have programs specifically for med schools.

It's good stuff, look into it.
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787 days left
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>>71686113
I don't know what that is.

>>71686212
Where do I even start?
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>>71685410
Because I'm not burgerian
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>>71685410
The jews and corperations.
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because I'm joining the russian one :^)
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Every adult male is registered for Selective Service, if they need you they'll come knocking you soft little fuckboy
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>>71685410

Israel and Saudi Arabia aren't my countries. I'll join up when Russia or China invades. Till then fuck off.
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>>71686257

Montgomery GI Bill. The way you pay for college for signing up. It was gutted years ago by the Obama administration.

Surprise! They can change your contract after you join! (A LOT of vets were fucking pissed.)
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>>71686212

Vet here.

No they don't.
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>>71685410
I'm not a welfare queen.
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>>71686357
>dat FAS
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>>71685410
I was in finnish army, i dont think they let me join your weakboi-army .
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>>71686469
>active duty
>welfare

Not unless you're a nigger with 4 shitskins
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>>71685410
I went airforce few years ago. Do yourself a favor and join rotc program and go officer. I'm enlisted but I'm doing school while I'm in. It's not for everyone. Get a job you like and could maybe see doing after the military. If you're not going to do rotc, do airforce enlisted. Next best navy, then coast guard, then army, then marines. Marines/army if you're into infantry. You'll get shit on but you'll get to kill some people maybe. (Ew guy here)
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>>71686402
>>71686463
Oh for fuck's sake, thanks Obama.

Now what am I supposed to do? Suck cocks?
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>>71686694

Well, the White House is now the Rainbow House, so...
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You die for kikes
and you know what makes me happy? you going to hell when you get killed. while our brothers goes to heaven when they martyred
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>>71686402
If you people had supported Bernie you wouldn't need the GI Bill.
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>>71685410

I'm British m8.
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>>71685410
Tried to join the military, didn't meet the qualifications.
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>>71685781
This. If you're a nigger or a female, you'll automatically be placed into a position of power. Bonus points for nigger females. It has been my experience, The worst LTs, captains, and especially E7s for some reason, have all been nigger females, many of them overweight and diabetic.
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>>71685520
underr8ed
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>>71686777
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>>71685410
>Fight for Israel
>Die for Israel
Yeah no ima be innawoods before Nov, that's when the shit hits the fan.
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>>71686810

>The Administration that gave us "free" healthcare couldn't manage to afford to pay for the college of less than 1% of all college goers.

How's that supposed to work again, faggot?
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>>71686832
fatty?
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>>71686664
explain your rankings please.

also, whats up with USCG? I've heard it is a joke from some, and a major bitch from others.
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>>71685410
why die for a country which propagates white genocide
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>>71686931
No I had flatfoot.
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>>71685410
I can't really use my legs. However, I am serving them in a civil capacity as a mortician.
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>>71686909
Downsizing the military so there are less veterans crying for gibmedats.
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>>71686553
fuck off mummy doesnt like it when you say things like that
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>>71687109
lord Trump isn't going to downsize. He's gonna make America great again
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>>71685410
Because I am not American.
Also because I dont fancy serving Jews and the corrupt elites.
Look at Clinton and her ilk. You want to fight at the behest of those people?
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>>71687109

>military is less than 1% of the population
Good plan. Can't wait to see how this one fails.
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>>71687218
Sure, totally
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>>71687146
I can't help but imagine that FAS is relatively more common in slavs than in other parts of the world.
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>>71685410
-I have a real education
-Im no welfare queen
-I can travel where I want, when I want
-No need to worry about the significant other being fucked by a nigger or a faggot
-Not a low class daddy issues type of person

There are two kinds of people in the military:
-Educated, those who actually have charisma, respectful, doesn't care about your opinions and comes from a family with military siblings.
-Shoots are real terrorist no civilians
-Knows the world and has travelled before
-Cares about the well being of his own people and the country he/she is

OR
-Low class scum who couldn't figure out what to do after high school and only want a free pass in society yet they think we owe them something
-Psychos
-Butch women
-Napoleonic complexity
-Has 0 clue on how the world works and the first time they travelled on a plane was to TX or NV and think they have travelled the world
-Love JESUS yet you have no problem pressing that trigger killing that little mudslime nigger

Yea the military!
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I don't want to fight wars for the Jew. I'll join when my country is actually threatened.
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>>71685410
Hearing all the horror stories with the social engineering with obama? No thank you they making these poor men learn woman issues and how not to hurt ppls feelings. That and having you hands tied behind your back because some shitty politicians wont let you do your jobs and so you might die. Why are they doing all this SJW shit in the military is what my question is?
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>>71686463
Yeah they do they have medical commissioning programs through the Navy i know they for sure
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>>71687385
You'd be crying to mom after one day of basic training lmfao
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>>71685410
But I am, Anon.

I'm going in for IT support.
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>>71687433
>medical commissioning
The odds of you getting one of these commissions is far less than the odds of just going the civilian route.

And you'll actually learn HOW to do it.

Military doctors have the worst reputation of all doctors for a reason.
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>>71686664
Only do ROTC or try to go officer if you're really good at dealing with bullshit and acting like you love it.

>enlisted have to deal with bullshit too hurr
Not like officers. If you have any moral issues with your branch's doctrine, as an officer you will have to ask your enlisted to do things that are terribly wrong. As an enlisted, you just have to make a choice between doing them or not.
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I have asthma
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>>71685410
Because Israel can fight its own battles.
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>>71685410
Because I was born with a heart condition.
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>>71685410
Because there's no war. I'd be raking rocks all day. The moment we go to war with North Korea though, I'd probably join.

Dem Korean's got tight asses.
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>>71685410
I was about the join the marines but then I developed epilepsy 2 weeks before I was gonna be shipped to paris island, and they said that I couldn't join anymore.
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>>71685410
because I'm canadian you fucktard, so is half of pol. The other half is probabl too fats anyway
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>>71687756

>He's never heard of, "The Strategic Private."

Buck was passed a long time ago, faggot. Enlisted have to deal with it just as much now.
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Who would want to be forced to shower with trannies ?

It's pretty hilarious that the United States military is now a cultural marxist experiment. Like always goys have trouble fighting a war with two battlefields occurring simultaneously, one as abstract as 'cultural' . Not even a good job vs the commies on the other front
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>>71687218
>military is less than 1% of the population
>and yet their budget is literally 700 billion dollars

The United States Armed Forces confirmed for the top 1%.
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>>71685410
I did. Enlisted in the Guard as combat medic for the purpose of doing ROTC through the Simultaneous Membership Program. I spent a year in the program, learned about being an officer, decided I didn't want to deal with the moral issues I had with it and the fact that I can't deal with that much bullshit.

What I want to do is switch over to the Navy as a Boatswain's Mate. If I had enlisted with no intention of doing ROTC at the specific college where my siblings have gone (no NROTC), I would have joined the Navy as a BM.
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Israel
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>>71685410
I don't want to serve jews
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>>71685410
Because at the moment the government is destroying the military (the most redpilled sector of society) and relying on mercs and robots.
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>>71688082
>He thinks that's spent on the actual military.
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>>71687442
>You'd be crying to mom after one day of basic training lmfao

OH MAN I AM SO FUCKING SCARED

I can tell you're the first one to get shot in the line of fire
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>>71686777
(you)
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>>71685410
I did. I go to work, work when needed, if not I do online classes or play video games or sleep till shift is over. Comfy life, I do wish they enlisted people in their mids 20s and not 18 year old faggots. Also, it's near impossible to get kicked out just for being a lazy or shitty worker, that needs to be fixed.
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>>71685410
Whats the best AF specialty code (job) for a commissioned officer with a E. Eng degree?
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>Did ten years
>Born in Israel
>Ranger Bat
>11b3v
>Several deployments to Iraq/Afghanistan

MFW I'm more patriotic to America than you goyim cucks

Stick to your jew hate memes /pol/ like SJW's stick to their "DA WHITE CIS MAN" boogyman.

Admit it, if you're a white dude in America and you don't at a minimal join a combat arms you're a fucking pussy.

INB4

>OK Shlomo
>4 Israel Shlomo

I served in both and American military was by far the coolest.
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>>71688082
>It's still a relatively small percent of the budget,
>We Just have that much fucking money.
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>>71687948

Aka I pussed out.
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>>71685410
Been there done that OP, best 4 years of my life despite what I thought while in.
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>>71687975
Enlisted only have to deal with it. Officers have to ask their enlisted to execute things they possibly think are wrong. I am not a moral gymnast.
I can deal with SHARP and EO briefings and all that other PC bullshit when it is just going on around me. But when asked to be a "willing" participant in it, I start to lose my fucking mind.

We had a lab in ROTC doing a Key Leader Engagement. The civilians were complicit with the enemy, and as soon as shit started happening I "killed" the civilians who could possibly be a threat. This was a "war crime". Such bullshit. War is a crime. I would have done no differently in real life.
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>>71685410
Joining the military and likely fighting in a war you don't believe in for your Jewish overlords? Sounds fantastic.

Fucking idiot. Try this thread once we have a real leader.
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>>71685410
Joining the Marines and going to OCS as soon as I get my degree!

I'm already not a degenerate, I don't drink coffee, smoke, booze, nothing.

Give me an arab handbook and an M-16 and I guarantee you 2nd LT. Anon here and his platoon will wipe Germany's muslims out
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>>71685781
I know, it's disgusting isn't it? Obongo pushed his diversity quotas on the military through appointing SJW leaders. My DSs advised me to not even have small talk with a female soldier.
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>>71686861
Wait is this shit true? Has the US military been cucked by Jews and the PC police because that's kind of what it's been sounding like.

Anyone got any stories?
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>>71688367
Pardon the lack of MTV
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>>71685410
Not American.
Already did national service.
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>>71685410
I'm out of shape and have a bad knee/back.
But don't worry, should World War 3 start I'll be one of the first to go to a recruitment office.
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>>71685410
i joined over 10 years ago. i was thrown the fuck out with OTH discharge after 1.75 years of my 4 year contract...why???...for having consensual sex with a female that was a fucking e-4 and i was a e-2. but all the gays there were fine.

fuck this government and country.
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>>71688294
Nice try JIDF
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>>71688410
Fighting isn't the only aspect of the military, ask the guys from Katrina and Sandy what a seabee is
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>>71688455
>be me 22 Iraq
>Going to DFAC after 4 day SKT
>SAW Gunner
I hear two feral ape niggers yell
>AYE SOULJAH! WHY YO 240 ON FIRE?!

>Look over its a nigger CSM and E7

I had to explain as an e4 in Ranger bat that the SAW is NOT a 240 and it's an open bolt weapon. That the only way for it to be on safety is to charge the bolt to the rear which causes long term damage to the spring and causes misfires

The best part was being in Bat and telling a CSM to suck a dick.

Same things happened in Israeli army. Niggers from Ethiopia ruined it.

Niggers are the scourge of the earth.
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>>71687034
They still disqualify people for that in Canada? I have one flat foot and they didn't even give a fuck if I can still run on it.
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Because it's full of retards. Good soldiers got out a long time ago and now it's full of useless SJWs and stupid niggers/beaners/white trash.

The current armed service is a disgrace to every single iteration of military before it.
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>>71688619

Who gives a fuck? Using the military for something other than its intended purpose is EXACTLY WHY IT HAS FUCKING GONE DOWNHILL.

>muh charity
>muh political statements
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>American military
>as in American
>as in controlled by Americans
>as in fighting for American interests

I might OP, if only...
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>>71688598
Yeah, that's what I though....

Whatever makes you feel better my goy toy.
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>>71688733

This.

Can we fucking /thread this now?
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>>71688712
My 240 weeps
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>>71688712
what batt were you in? <2> here
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>>71688455
They literally give preference to "persons of color" in appointing positions of leadership. Everyone who has served can surely tell you about the entitled, arrogant and cunty female black leaders they've had the misfortune of working with.
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>>71688831
at least you the bolt is forward.
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>>71688436
Same, with one condition: only if DJT becomes commander in chief.

I'll be commissioning in the Air Force.

What are you studying?
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>>71685410
No, I have a future
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Did my time and retired. More and more sissies show up every month. Then the fags came out. I did not cut them any slack and told they I always knew that they must be a fag. Now they want women in combat arms. It is fucked up guys, do not enlist unless you spend a couple of days thinking about it. And think about joining the National Guard or Reserves. Guard is a better deal and they will take better care of you. If you join for the educational money they actually have some pretty good deals. Well they did, go check it out yourself
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>>71688733
Since when has the military not had white trash in it. The marines and army has always primarily been run by white trash. White trash folks are good people
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>>71688874
in the infantry and bat we had no nigressess when I was in.
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>>71688745
Safeguarding your own people doesn't apply?
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>>71688712

>Niggers fuck things up again.
Yup, it's the military.
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>>71688892
Damn straight
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>>71688948
If they're good people then they aren't white trash. You can be stupid and poor and dirty and still be a good person.
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>>71688962
Yeah serves me right for getting stuck in a support battalion I suppose.
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>>71688966

>My own people.
If we shared a culture I might give a shit. But I'm not a hood rat.
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>>71685410
My cousin served 7 deployments. He is all to happy to be back in the states. Honestly I am not half the man he is so I would probably die in a single deployment or lose a limb.
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>>71688436
Dream on cruit mother fucker
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>>71685410
Disabled.
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>>71688436
Dude. Marine OCS is fucking insanely hard. You better be able to practically max out their PT test before you even get there.
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>>71685410
I like and respect the military but I come from a long line of tradesman and well that's just what we do. Somehow most of my family(that I know) was slightly too young/old to be drafted in WW2 or Nam.
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>>71689019
In Iraq I use to take the firing pin out of RPK and PKK's and draw stars of David on their homes and write לך תזדיין on their walls.

My PL and PSG loved having an Israeli fuck with Arabs.
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>>71685410
They don't want me.

Too old, and not a US citizen,
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>>71689050
Sandy wasn't niggers dipshit.
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>>71685410
im not fighting for schlomo and affirmative action quotas.

litterally the command is full of apes and incompetent women. oh and shit load of faggots. this is not a fucking lie.
fuck obama, and fuck liberals. fuck democrats.
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>>71689061
Only the lucky ones die. The rest of us live with the memories.
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>dieing to secure oil fields for globalist interests
Good goyim.

Should have just sent a bomb to fuck Osama up his asshole and been done with it.
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>>71685410
ETS'd in February
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>>71689173
Kek, have my battle beaner and his nig camel
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>>71688910
Pre-Law, I plan on wanting to either do Infantry or a translating gig, not sure yet. I really want to try infantry. You?

>>71689085
I've always wanted it, and Im in for it man

>>71689126
I have three years, and I've been working everyday for a year. I've come a long way and I plan on doing this, I'm well informed of the physical test requirements but honestly I'm more worried about leadership capabilities, I'm kinda meh when it comes to that.
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>>71685410
>Why won't you die for your country
I wouldn't be. I would be dieing for the corrupt businessmen and politicians. We don't fight for our freedom anymore.
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>>71685410
If I were to join I would probably go all the way and try to be a Navy Seal or Army Ranger or some type of shit.
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>>71687756
The pay and opportunities offered to you as an officer outweigh the 'shit' heaped on you. Unless You're prior enlisted to officer and have seen both sides, don't bullshit it. Officers get treated fucking well in comparison at times to enlisted. I'd rather be at a desk dealing with paperwork and more responsibility than out on the line turning wrenches in negative 40 temps working 12s. Depends on the rank, job, and base. Don't make blanket statements like that.
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I worked on an Army base for a few years, and I don't think I could handle that shit everyday for 4 years. So many entitled assholes and their wives that always tried to pull their husband's rank on me.
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>>71685410
I'll be joining within the next year or two, I'm not currently able to pass the fitness test and plan on enlisting with my friend so he dones't die.
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>>71685410
>Wanting to die protecting jew interests
No thanks. I'll probably join to pay for med school, but I'm audi as soon as my years are done.
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>>71689277

No, but everything else the military was called for was.

>Sandy hit New York.

Yeah...
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>>71689392
In the infantry world, the only people that never formed unit cohesion were niggers. It's amazing, that I can be a Kike with a straight up Nazi Squad leader and get along yet niggers....NIGGERS still fuck it up.

They really are lazy as shit.
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>>71689126
Not for everyone. Simply identify as a woman.
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>>71689545
I take it you aren't voting Trump
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>>71689462
Hope you're smarter than your post lets on m8. SEALs aren't knuckle draggers like basic infantry. Your post also makes me think you don't genuinely want it and you'd fail buds hard
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>>71689583
Ha. Women's PT tests are so easy. In my company, there are 3 women for every man who maxes the PT test.
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>>71686861
What's the new rear admiral? Oh that's right, a black woman.
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>>71685410
I'm not a bullet sponge
and i got a good gig at startup
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>>71685410
kek go risk your life being the puppet of big brother, sticking our military nose in everyones god damn business im good. I dont hate military members but I do hate the military as a whole, all the top ranking generals can go figgity fuck themselves for this world babysitter behavior
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>>71689579
The niggers and spics were cooks,or supply for us
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>>71689654

>Hurr durr you have to be 100% a candidate to vote for them.

Fucking liberals these days...
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>>71688082
doesnt the 1% have a shit ton more than 700 billion
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>>71689719
Why would they put a nigger in charge of boats? They can't swim.
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>>71689751
Trump's home state, just putting 2 and 2 together m80
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>>71689738
to be fair I am white, green eyes and in shape, I didnt fit the stereotypical kike ( most Israelis don't) so I blended with the white goyim fine.

I had a hispanic soldier who I caught sleeping and I made him do lunges from the styker with a saw over his head going "I'm just so brown and sleepy"

Ohhhhh the good ol days..
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>>71685959
Navy corpsman. Don't bother with the army.
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Illegal immigrant.
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>>71689870

Who gives a fuck what his home state is? Why does anything about him personally got to do anything with my voting for him as a President? Like, at all?
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>>71689398
Electrical Engineering. I would love to be a fighter pilot, but you know how that all goes. My second choice is Space Operations.

>Infantry
I want to do a little bit of operating too as a Combat Rescue Officer, but I'm afraid if I wash out of PJ indoctrination, I'll end up in security forces (which is excruciating, from what I hear).

I'll just end up being a desk jockey in the end of it all. Helps for when I get out.

But serving is something I've always wanted to do, so I'll be happy.
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>>71686011
Oh great another mouth-breathing autist to pussify the Navy some more
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>>71689579
It's because humans are instinctively a pack hunter and even if we hate the fuck out of the person we're working with we'll still do it and want to do it and enjoy doing it.
Niggers aren't humans though so they don't have to same instinct.
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>>71685410

I don't take orders. I do what I want.
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Here's why: http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/2016/04/18/marines-new-fitness-plan-pullups-women-wont-mandatory/82793128/
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>>71685410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itmpL2XJ6qM

>America
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>>71689909
I miss being racist, and just giving each other shit.
>>71689947
Most beloved rating, thanks for the combat life saver training doc
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>>71690074
My Nazi Squad leader use to order books VIA amazon that he thought I liked.

He'd draw a huge nose on the inside of the cover and leave them on my cot.

Who said Jews and Nazis can't get along?

U.S. Infantry: Breaking all rules. Except niggers, no niggers. Niggers, not even once.

Imagine how bad it has to be now that BLM exists....I'm glad I got out when I did.
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>>71689971
K
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>>71690044
Why doesn't he just go nuke
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>>71690171
I still say racist things.
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>>71690044
(You)
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Not American, but I'll do it for my own country Netherlands.

Career pays like crap :D, 2500 a month, while every other entree IT job pays more. But you need a 1.5 year education + a lot of bullshit checks to even get in.

Besides this I want to kill shitskins, leave them in their own sandbag so they leave us alone and we leave them alone. I don't want to help or save them in any way.

I wouldn't take on a function that might send me to a random desert somewhere in Africa that is filled with niggers.

We should send all niggers back to Africa though, but politicians are just embracing this 'diversity' insanity and it works like absolute crap :D
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>>71690296
I've been out since 09, still racist as fuck.
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>>71685410
>Why won't you die for your country?
because i'm not a dual israeli citizen
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>>71689468
I'm not going to try to take anything away from what you're saying, because you're obviously more experienced than me. I joined as enlisted, but was only enlisted briefly before contracting ROTC.

I just can't deal with the moral conflict and the other bullshit of the Army. I have worked 12 hour shifts at crappy jobs before, and I would rather do that and make an honest dollar than be an accessory to some of this amoral garbage. I made a decision to leave ROTC that was an individual decision. I know my reasons don't apply to everybody else.
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>>71690321
At least you get a gun and a cool uniform
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>>71685410
I would but I told my friend who was in the Marines that I had flat feet and he said they wouldn't take me. I'd like to join the air force.
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>>71690006
That seems like a nice major, gives you something to fall back on if that other shit doesn't work.

If you want something bad enough chairforce bro, you can do it, I believe in you!

Honestly, my next pick would be translation or whatever, I'm already bilingual and enjoy languages so they'd probably like that.

I've always wanted to do it too, and I feel like this is the most respectable way to do it
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>>71690321
>Techie
>Killing anything but viruses from streaming porn
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Iraq vet, here. American BTW. The military is completely cucked these days. Enjoy your mandatory feminism briefings, I honestly wish I was making that up. It's not a real military force any more, turning into more of a joke every year.

Also, if you see war you'll probably be a little fucked in the head when you get out. More of my friends are dead or in jail than I'd have ever imagined. A lot of unemployment, too. It turns out that removing kebab and knowing how many rip-its you can fit in your pockets are not desired skills in today's fast paced work environment.
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>>71689681
I never said that I'd make it, nor did I even say I would join the military. But if I had the body and the motivation to become a SEAL, I would join, but I don't, thus why I sound pretty unenthusiastic about it.
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I want to go through college ROTC and enlist as an officer, I'm still in high school. Anyone have any pro tips? I got a few more years before I do anything.
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>>71689947
Wanted nc so bad, recruiter was pressuring nuke because I went way over the autoquals, cb buddy from high school told me I'd suicide after watching gauges for a week

All of a sudden they hit me with a medical dq right before the trip to meps, told me to go get a degree and come back
>can't afford

Just fuckin what? Now I run a line of injectikn molds at a factory for 15/hr still dreaming about how much shit I could've gotten kicked out of me in boot
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>>71685781
that isn't how promotion points work. literally the only way females have any way to advance over you is due to lower pt test metrics. everything else from medals to the online shit is all on you. until you get to sfc and then the boards start looking at esoteric shit. but even then they have quotas, and the females are fairly well represented in the jobs that accept them. when i was in we had no females in any company i was in. except the last, who had a female in the maintenance/headquarters platoon. and she was getting plowed by like 14 guys.

anyway, unless you are a faggot your job doesn't have females in the army. and even if your job does, the points system doesn't give them any advantage over you other than the pt test points. and if you arent getting a 270+ pt test, then you don't even deserve to get promoted.
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>>71690455
I know 3 people who were contracted with ROTC then decided they didn't wanna do it anymore, so you're not the only one. With the drawdown, they let people out of contracts
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>>71689681
Also, that's true. I know of a lot of SEALs that went on to Ivy League schools after their service.
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Navy IT here. Can confirm that we are full of Shaniquas that get promoted overnight because muh diversity.

Pretty sure I'm just gonna work for the government once I'm out.
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>>71690404
I got out in January11'

I wrote an entire paper during undergraduate advocating for the liquidation of both Gaza and Fallujah to serve both American and Israeli interest.

That if we just removed the cancer a decade ago on both fronts ISIS wouldn't exist now.

Im convinced leftists are retards guided only by emotion and not reason.

I know it sounds edgy but I understand the Nazi plan on the belief they had to eliminate my kin from the earth.

Humans are biological and scientific. One slip up and our species plummets into extinction.

SJW's are a blocking variable of human evolution just like Islam has crippled Arab comprehensive thinking leaving their IQ's at an average of 78.

Why should humanity be buried by a religion that over time lowers critical thinking?
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>>71690520
>The military is completely cucked these days

it's always been cucked since day one

it has never fought a single war in anyone's interests but the jews

also how is that gulf war syndrome treating you?
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Just got out of the Air Force last week after 6 years. I'm 29 years old. Was an aircraft mechanic but wanted to do something else in life.

Any ideas on a good thing to study in college with job prospects?
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I am famalam, leaving in 3 months for the US Navy, I'll be an LS (logistics specialist). Don't know what the fuck it is or what I'll be doing, just asked for a job that will get me out of here. Wish me luck anons.
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>>71690639
>Promotion points.
>meaning shit

I was a 19D. Go fuck yourself.
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I'm in the Marines but I work a POG office job. So its a giant dick swinging contest mixed with office drama. Worst decision of my life.
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>>71685481
FPBP, the goyim knew straight out of the gate.
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>>71690465
Yes there is cool stuff in some functions but all the training before you're employed combined with the fact that it pays a lot less than civilian functions in this country makes me never want to go in the military.

You can't get a HK416 in Europe without being in military from what I know. For guns as civilian in Europe it's pretty easy to get AKs from eastern Europe and since police likes to lose their 9mm glocks over and over they are everywhere as well.
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>>71685677
12b?
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Spent 6 years in the military from 1989 -1995. That's when the pussification of the military started, during the Clinton administration. Now the military is so fucked up since it's full of politically correct cucks.


The only good thing is you get paid to legally kill people.
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>>71690698
I was Seabee, hearts and minds faggotry, I totally agree. This shit could have been solved a long time ago.
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>>71685410
I wouldn't risk my life, let alone wear an ugly as fuck uniform for Israel.
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>>71690742
Your gonna be a store person, giving people socks basically.
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>>71690726
Electrical engineering.
It's fun, good money, stable money, and if you're even half decent you'll get into a ton of secret societies which will lead to occult shit.
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isn't it proven that all soldiers are cucks? im not going to die for some fat cat
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just back from the mall

the mall that used to be the last white mall around until a few years ago

it's in a nice upscale suburban area in metro west boston area

just saw 4 different white homeless vets begging in the middle of the turnpike holding signs

WTF it's not even the city

i have NEVER seen this sorta shit in the suburbs like this before

really sad
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>>71690876
its funny because I was in IDF 18-21 before joining the US army.

We use to joke that the Americans will throw a fit if we do something wrong.
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>>71690574
Enlisting = enlisted
Commission = officer
If you're a junior or senior in hs, try to get a 4 year scholarship for ROTC if your grades and stuff are good enough. If you wanna base where you go to college around ROTC then go to a college where the ROTC program is low on cadets, so they'll give you a contract. People can be in ROTC without a contract and they eventually have to drop it, because they get to be a junior in college without a contract. If you go to a college where he ROTC program is jam packed, only the top dogs get scholarships. Before the draw down, they were handing out contracts like crazy, but it's different now.
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>>71690926
Yup, enjoy the phillipinos and niggers
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>>71690926
Great, sounds like a fucking blast. I heard there was at least some wiggle room to go to different places or ships, any truth to that?
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>>71690503
> techie
> get send to fucking Mali

Yes! This can indeed happen. And you get trained for it anyway and it is required over here.

You still need 1.5 year officer education if you already got a bachelor.

During that time you get paid like 500 a month or so (after income tax). While in the Netherlands if you do some standard entree level job you're already making more than an officer would ever make in half a year or so.

The only money that is in the military if you're working in IT are these large scale projects that they always do that somehow over here always costs billions and always fail completely.
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>>71690984
*Top dogs get contracts
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>>71690995
Can I at least go to the Philippines to bang qt gooks and catch the clap?
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>>71690044
I'm one of these, mouth-breathing autists. ATI, specifically.
We get called nerds and so on and it's true, but we don't care. While other sailors are still sweating their ass off on the flight deck, my shop has already finished troubleshooting and fixing every card and since we can't leave until everyone is done, we have literal games of D&D, M:tG and movies/anime playing everywhere.
Chief don't give a fuck cuz we still do our jobs.
I love it.

Only a year and a half in, I get about 1300 a month, after my bills are paid, straight into my bank.
I make less than most do when you only look at salary, but seeing as how the Navy pays for my housing, food, electrity and health insurance, I only pay for my phone and internet.
You end up pocketing more than most people at a young age (18-25) and get real job experience, GI bill etc.

Working as a electronics technician in the civilian world is a 6 figure job, easy, too. I have all the quals and experience and never had to pay for college.
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>>71685410
I did and they didn't even give me a chance to die for Israel

Sons of bitches
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>>71690982
Oh the civilians would
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>>71685410
I don't want to kill people, I like the idea of serving your country and wouldn't mind doing research/tech-related jobs in the service though
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>>71685410
Because I'm not american. And our own military is tiny + it pays like shit. ~$2200 pre taxes.
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>>71685410
>Why won't you die for your country?

Walking out your own front door in the morning is a calculated risk. I never joined the military, but for some people it's a good choice and a stepping stone for certain types of careers.
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>>71685410
I'm 24, dying for your country is a young mans game.
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>>71690574
Start running. That's what I tell everyone who wants to go Army.

Doing ROTC you have a few options. Look at them all before committing to just one.
There is the scholarship option. You don't have to attend Basic, although you have to go to a 4 week summer camp for freshmen scholarship cadets in Fort Knox. It is generally difficult to get these scholarships. Also, if you fail the program or walk out, the Army will decide whether you owe back every dollar they spent on you or if you have to in the Army as enlisted for 4 years.
Then, there is the Guard option. You enlist in the National Guard, just like normal. You pick an MOS, you go to Basic and AIT. When you come back to college, you do your packet for what is called "Simultaneous Membership Program". You will "contract" as a cadet. When you go to drill, you are paid as an E-5 and wear a dot for rank. You get the same stipend all cadets get. Plus, in my state, tuition is 100% paid if you're in the Guard. Then, you can also apply for a GRFD scholarship if you're in SMP, guaranteeing that you commission into the Guard, for 5000 dollars every semester on top of your 100% tuition assistance, E-5 drill pay, stipend, and whatever kicker you get. If you quit or fail ROTC, you go back to your unit and keep the job you trained for before ROTC.
SMP is what I did, and it is the better option. SMP cadets make tons of money just by attending college.
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>>71691117
Hah, yeah no the phillipino mafia is LS and CS bro.
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>>71690828
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Because I'd rather not fight for the zionists controlling the commander in chief desu m80. Go ahead and be a pawn in their jewwy game of chess fighting for your "home". I bet you think 9/11 was terrorists too.
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>>71691258
Yeah I've been hearing that, why the fuck do filipinos like LS? Also were you in or did you have a sibling in or something? I'm just curious what I'm doing, leaving in 3 months and know relatively little about the job other then I would be moving cargo or keeping track of weapons/ship parts or some shit.
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I'd join the national guard if they didn't get deployed to fight wars on foreign soil. Fuck off
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>>71690761
then why the fuck are you complaining about women? even if your promotion points are stacked at 799 there aren't any fucking female cav scouts.

i was a 12B. i was actually in the first company that let a woman be a 12B captain. it was when i was getting out and i used to make fun of it. lol one of our platoon shouts was 'BUKAKKE'. i wasn't in that platoon i thought that went too far, but still one of the platoons used to shout BUKAKKE at her every day at 5.

we fucked with her on every level. and she was a horrible commander. when i was getting out i was overweight( i was most of the time in the army. if you bulk you gotta get taped. and i liked to lift) and the comander has to watch you get taped. when i did it i locked eyes with her and gyrated my torso. i did my little sexy dance. and of course i passed BMI.

nigger you were a cav scout. you have no idea how women are going to ruin shit. i was in a fucking SAPPER COMPANY that got taken over by a woman. i actually saw it happen first hand in my last few months as an enlisted.

i even volunteered to do red team stuff during a training exercise when i should have been clearing. i loved training exercises and i loved teaching the new kids how to fight. this dumb bitch didn't even hold AAR's with the enlisted so we could tell them exactly how we killed them. so fucking retarded.

anyways, yea being a scout is hard work. tankers are retards. bla bla. what regiment though? i cleared for quite a few cav units.
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>>71691353
God emperor Trump will make everything right again
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What wing of the military lets you get to use drones?
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>>71691122
what job do you do in the navy? That sounds pretty sweet.
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>>71691353
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>>71690850
yep. and you?
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>>71685410
>>>71691117
>Hah, yeah no the phillipino mafia is LS and CS bro.
Ha-ha, when I was in most the Flips were cooks. All they wanted to make was fucking chicken and rice.
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>>71691381
I was a MR2, They control supply bro so if you need shit you gotta hook them up
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I'm 27 years old. I'm not even sure what I can still join at this point
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>>71691600
I take it you were fleet?
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>>71691546
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>>71691663
Depends on the branch, but you can be up to 35 for Navy. I'm 27 as well and just started the process, scored well on the ASVAB. Looking at either IS or IT.
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>>71685959
If you don't mind making a career out of it, here's the path:
Step 1, A) Join the national guard, what you're looking for are a few things,
A GI bill kicker, gives you extra monthly stipend while you're using your GI bill (More on that later) comes in handy if you're providing yourself through college
A long ass training as a rear echelon motherfucker. 90 series, the ones who repair shit, get a good asvab and go for that, or some intel job if you can get a unit that needs one, don't go human intel, you'd be on patrols. Long job training gives you more cash on hand to pay for college up front.
Exiting AIT preferably before fall semester, at worst exiting AFTER the start of the spring semester. Indiana (Don't know the other states) passed a law saying basically you get the guard tuition money only after dipping into federal, effectively you'll be getting full tuition and GI bill for the first year only if you graduated job training a year after the start of your second semester.
B) Optionally, you can skip the middleman and join an ROTC program. Contracts tend to include tuition, room and board, and a stipend. They can also include student loan repayment if you take student loans for the first year before you get a contract.
Step 2) Go to fucking college, get good fucking grades, max your PT scores. Your goal is to get a contract with your ROTC unit now. If you do you won't have to go to your unit and fuck up your study schedule
Step 3) Graduate with a 3.2 (Preferably at LEAST 3.5) and score well on the MCAT, take medical school prereqs. Get accepted into a med school and speak to your unit about the AMEDD program, if you're accepted, you can immediately enter officer training to become a doctor of your choice, provided there is need for your field (There's lists of the types of slots they have, surgeons usually have a few slots)
You'll get room and board, tuition, all book fees, and a healthy stipend.

You'll end up with (cont)
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>>71691515
Army. 15W is the MOS for the "Unmanned Aircraft Systems Operator". Basically, a Drone Pilot.

I had friends in Basic who went off to AIT. My AIT was long, and like 4 months after I got out I was seeing their graduation pictures. Pretty cool, though. They got wings from that AIT, like it's actually aviation. And their AIT location sucks. It's like right on the Mexican border or something. Fort Hookahlookah or some shit like that.
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>>71691641
So I'm not controlling supply, just keeping track of stores and wares? And I'm assuming ordering said supplies is up to the MR2's? Sounds boring as shit my man. I'll remember your advice though lel. What were the people in LS generally like? I'm a pretty straight edge white guy, scored a 83 on the ASVAB but took this because I had colorblindness and wanted to get out soon.
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>>71685410
>Is it because youre a fucking pussy? Why won't you die for your country?
Nah, you can go be cannon fodder. I'll stay behind to pick up all the horny women left behind from the devastated male population.
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Good goy, keep fighting for Isr... I mean USA USA USA!
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Throat issue, can't yell. If you didn't have to yell I would love to join
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>>71691740
Yep, 6 years as a Boiler Technician. That rate doesn't even exist anymore. Was a good move though as I have been working in power plants are since I got out and making 6 figures.
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>>71691810
a long service obligation at the end of all of this, however there's some benefits:
1) 4 years of college, 4 years of med school, if you went route A you're now about half way to getting a pension from the national guard.
2) If you like the active duty life style, guess what, you can serve out your national guard service requirement as active duty. Healthier retirement funds if you spend more time in active, also 'special pay' as a highly skilled job to help match civilian sector. They like to keep docs.
3) If you don't like active, typically you'll leave med school with a four year commitment to active, the rest you've accrued can be fulfilled as a weekend warrior.
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>>71685410
1. I'm British
2. I served 9 years in the British Army.

I worked extensively with Yanks. Good lads.
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>>71691849
>83 on the asvab

nigger if you didn't score 98 or above you don't need to brag about your score. anyone who scored high doesn't talk about that score anyway. the people who score high talk about their GT.

i had a 149 GT. and i still went fucking COMBAT ENGINEER!!! ESSAYONS MOTHERFUCKERS!!
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>>71691849
MRs are machinists bro, you order our tooling and materials.
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>>71692045
Fucking dinos man, I met a HT that cross rated from BT. MR has been on the chopping block for a while too
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>>71692045
>Boiler Technician
Did you work with Coolies back then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1aBzXQYUCg&t=60m16s
Main stem stop wow.
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I'm too underweight. Pretty sure recruiters would keel over laughing if a gangling scarecrow like me wanted to join.
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>>71692427
Shit it didn't go to the scene. Engine room scene at 1:00:16.
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What branch/MOS for experience with networking? I plan on becoming a sysadmin when I get out.
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>>71691798
Thanks man
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>>71692353
Yeah, I think most of the old steam guys went GS.
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>>71692498
Navy IT
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>>71685410
>Fight for us.
nah
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>>71692546
Dude A-gang fleet were the coolest fleet, have a motard tat
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>>71685520

this
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I'll fight in the race war or crusades II
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>>71692427
Just Flips.
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>>71692163
Gotcha, sounds like I have a shitty rate then, pretty boring all things considered but hey, what can you do. I might try to get those expeditionary quals or TAD's or whatever you call them to get my warfare quals and do some more exciting things.
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>>71685410

What does it take to get into Navy or Air Force aviation? Including UAV's.
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I'm looking at going full-time national guard, what would be the best way to do this/what position?

Also if not national guard, what would be the best branch to not get shipped out to the middle east all the time and do something else? Besides coast guard.
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>>71692785
Was in NMCB 40, if you want to act like you are a army fobbit it's a good choice to go seabee. Not sure is whatever they call riverbed now has LS
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>>71692987
*riverine
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>>71685410
It was always my dream to be a fighter pilot. But I'm a mechanical engineering major. If I tried to join the Air Force, would they ever put me in a plane? I heard you need an aviation degree for that.
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>>71692669
Snipe's are a bunch of hard drinking knuckledraggers. We had a blast doing fucked up shit down in the hole. Shit like heating up wrenches with a torch and then handing it to a guy working on a piece of equipment. We had Marines onboard and they were scared shirtless of coming down to the boiler or engine room. They would only come down in groups of three.
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>>71692498
they all have it. army and air force are the best. i used to guard army intel shit when i was lower enlisted and the faggot tech guys got me to run cables and shit. the grunts with security clearances get dumb ass details, but most of them are pretty chill.

but really, a library card can get you all the cisco certifications there is. well that and a few thousand bucks for the tests. but still, you don't need to join the army to learn how to fucking hook up routers. the army will pay you to do it, but you might as well be doing it for yourself.

the only thing that the army can teach that the rest of society cannot teach is how to conduct combat. if you are poor or stupid and want to learn a trade the army is ok for that. but if you aren't a fucking moron, the only reason to go into the army is to learn combat.
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>>71692669
Is that your tatt? MR
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>>71685410
Been there done that. It was a fun six years tho.
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>>71692669
you don't even know what a-gangers are

submarine MM is the only MM
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>>71693029
I was the only MR in a seabee battalion I used to pull shenanigans all the time, they didn't know the rating punch gag
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>>71691519
As I said, ATI.

Aviation Electronics Technician - Intermediate strand.
At MEPS you'll sign on for something called AV (Avionics)
This can branch off into 3 different sub-rates. (AE, ATO, ATI)
When you're in bootcamp you can ask the detailer you see in week 2 or 3 or so, and they'll ask if you signed up for AV.
Say yes and say you want to be an AVI. That's how you guarantee it, it's what my buddy did.
I just got lucky and they gave me ATI.
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In the Navy, shit sucks. At least I got a clearance!
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>>71692987
Hey man that's great, I actually appreciate the advice. I'll try to look into that riverine thing there. As far as crossing over to seabee or even NMCB is there any initial qual like not being colorblind? Because I'm colorblind. Passed everything else.
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>>71693205
Yup, fresh outta a school and drunk is a bad combo. Everyone thinks it's a fucking sickle
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Dont like being a welfare whore. Also, im not a burger.
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>>71686664
Didn't know they let mouth breathing defenders use their phones at work. Don't you have a gate to guard?
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>>71692498

Go Air Force get something in the 3 Delta AFCSs

I was a 3D0X2 which is a Network Admin, and my girlfriend is a 3D1X2 and her job is pretty good too.
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>>71693309
Well seabee are assigned to NMCB battalions, put it on your wish list for commands
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>>71693222
That was a good one. Dudes coming down for a BT punch or a bucket of steam. I bet that shit would get you in trouble for hazing or some shit nowadays.
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>>71685545
Lose some weight then kid
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>>71693339
Right and how many companies are subsidized?
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>>71686011
If you're CTN don't drop out of Jcac or else you'll wanna kill yourself.
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>>71693336
Yep, I have a few shit tattoos from overseas.
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>>71693480
wat
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>>71685410
I'm 30 and have health issues.

I would join the National Guard or something, but I wouldnt be able to pass the physical tests, unfortunately.
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>>71685410
Because enlisting in an army is essentially giving up free will to serve as somebody's slave. It's the ultimate cuckdom. A normal job you can just quit, in the military you get court martialed for disobeying soldiers. It's literally a profession for the uneducated and niggers.
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>>71693426
I loved the exhaust sample, we pinned a dump mtvr and acted like a bunch of 2x4 were holding it up when a butterba swung by once
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>>71693424
Will do, might try to change my rate before I leave then, or at least switch over after a bit while enlisted if I can.
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>>71693494
literally navy retards telling each other to stay in school so they can do nothing more than do more on boat retarded shit that would be done no matter how dumb people staffing the positions were.

niggers do you even dream you are the same level of sappers or rangers? because you know which valves to close?
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>>71685410

Disqualified due to schizophrenia
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trying to go into australian army as a rifleman next year

had my assessment the other day and was recommended in psych, interview and class 1 medical

just waiting on an offer

hopefully i meet some marines somewhere and bants them till they cry
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>>71687385
fucking Real.
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>>71693494
CTN is right. I plan on busting my ass in pensacola and hopefully get into the ION school for sick clearance
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>>71693537
my LPO said he'd make me crank for the rest of my career if I didn't get a tattoo in Souda
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>>71685410
murder brown people in the name of Christ and queen and country of course?
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>>71685410
I was a marine for 12 years. I'm not joining because I make more in my current job.
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>>71693538
How many companies have been subsidized by the government and by proxy have employees that are welfare whores?
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>>71693388

Is a tech enlisted job more beneficial than a non tech officer job in terms of getting a job as a civilian?
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>>71693299
What's your rate?

I can see how people's lives suck here unless you're an IT/ET/twidget tweak rates like that.
The worst that I see are ABHs... fuckers will be napping leaning against walls because that 30 minute chow break is their only chance for sleep the whole day.
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I thought about it but i dont want to do basic or be put in a field i dont want to be in
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>>71693741

t. british armed forces
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>>71686960
They do law enforcement. Its different. Like there not trying to kill the enemy. They are trying to chase a boat and arrest him. Its based in terms of law enforcement, but pussies in terms of rest of military. They also probably saved more American lives than any other branch
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>>71693722
i hope you enjoy sitting in dark rooms with a bunch of sweaty D&D playing nerds for days at a time watching a computer
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>>71693647
Well stick to it shit bro, just saying the navy isn't just haze grey and underway
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>>71685410
Everyone I've talked to who joined the military has regretted it.
They gave several reasons:

>You lose valuable years.
Rather than learning something in college, you're setting yourself back doing mundane, boring, simple minded tasks in the military. Sweeping floors, doing paperwork, patrolling some shitty afghan neighborhood.
>Loss of individuality
The entire purpose of boot camp is to strip away your individuality and unique personality, and turn you into another cog in the machine. Just a robot that will follow orders and die on command. Propaganda aside, it actually isn't as heroic as you might imagine.
>It's run by SJW's
The military of today is not the military of 50 years ago. At this point it's basically a giant liberal social experiment. Incompetents are put in charge of battalions, simply because they're women. Soldiers are disbarred for doing or saying anything that might be politically incorrect.
>It's dangerous
You're risking your life for practically nothing. Our country isn't in mortal danger, the wars we fight nowadays are mainly to fill the wallets of defense contractors and serve the geopolitical aims of incompetent politicians. You may lose a leg or an arm, or even be killed, and all for nothing.
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>>71693658
>CTN
>retard
>turning valves

Stop talking m8
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>>71691421
Bro if there is a big war your gonna get drafted anyway. Draftees get killed first, you might as well join so you can be with people who know what the fuck they are doing
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>>71685410
Fight for Ooobunga and Shlomo shekelsteinenburg? No thanks.
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>>71690726
what airframe were you on, currently helicopters here
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>>71693731
Fucking Suoda Bay. We pulled in there almost every weekend during our Med cruises. Was on an AOE so we would pick up fuel and supplies and then back out to unrep everyone during the week day.
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>>71693846
Well shit our techies always had lan parties no tabletop
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>>71693073
Learn combat, get in shape, earn a little money doing it and hopefully make some friends. At least, those are some of the reasons I'm joining.
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>>71693846
I'll be shoreside in air conditioned rooms friend. I've talked to over 5 CTNs
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>>71687385
You're Japanese, you don't know what military is yet
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>>71693866
>Incompetents are put in charge of battalions, simply because they're women.

FUCK THAT SHIT. Womyn need to be pushed into front line combat, all female units and play bullet catcher for a couple thousand years.
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>>71693762
Not sure since I was enlisted, I'm currently a stay at home dad taking care of my son from my first marriage while doing college online waiting for my girlfriend's enlistment to be up so we can move to Texas together, but I've had one Job offer there the DoD tried to hire me back as a GS-09 doing the same thing I did while I was enlisted.
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>>71693856
I'll stick around for a while, this rate just sounds boring as all fucking hell. I thought I would at least be contracting or moving some shit like weapons and arms, I'm basically a fucking postman lol. Imagine that, "welcome to the greatest Navy on earth son, you're a mailman". I'd rather do something in mechanics. I even got offered master at arms, but I feel like that job is meant for power hungry manlets who treat people like shit, I don't want to be a cop.
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>>71693722
You'll have TS either way, just be prepared for the moronic insanity that is jcac, put your life on hold for six months and just study.
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>>71694005
got an 11 day liberty port there once, but that was it. Didn't realize when I picked it but SSGNs have a >90% optempo

>>71694020
guess we had the hardcore nerds because they were hardcover books and dice in every offgoing

>>71694051
>implying
needs of the navy, m8. although as a CT you'll probably have a pretty nice pick of orders
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>>71693764
I came in as a CTN, but got dropped and was sent to a CVN as a deck seamen :)
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my soul goes out to bernie and i will fight for bernie day in and day out, Don't give up Bernie is still fighting hard as hell for us, and Hillary is still fighting hard as hell against us. She is scared of our movement. She is scared of our grassroots activism. She is scared of our power. She is scared of the millions of us standing up to our corrupt democracy and denying her! She is scared people how can you give up when our opponent is now scared of the size of our movement! HOW? How the hell does that make sense? We were once the fringe candidate who was 50 points behind now we are tied in national polls! we have more momentum, our rallies bring out tens of thousands her bring out a couple hundred maybe a thousand if she's lucky! We're the underdog and we need to keep fighting!
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what do you do if you already have a bachelors degree

do you try to become an officer or something like that because i cannot imagine throwing a couple hundred thousand into a uni degree and then becoming a peon for israel

is there any way to get a good ROI joining up after you've already completed tertiary education?
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>>71694320
Dude, MA gets to wrote people tickets on ship for not being freshly shaved or having hair out of regs. It's totally for power hungry cucks.
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>>71694320
MR, MM, CM, EN for mech shit. GM for guns, although I don't know many Gms that really stick to the trade after servi
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>>71694319
Yeah I'm really tossed up on this issue.

You get managerial experience as an officer but I don't think it would be easy transitioning to the civilian world. And then you'd probably still be pushing paper if you were a line officer.

I imagine you'd have to focus on a career change to enter the tech industry as a former officer.
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>>71694559
Fuck off commie cuck
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>>71694480
We would pull into either Sig or Souda each weekend to resupply. Rarely got liberty. One in a whole we had beer on the peer. Fucking sucked.
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>>71694747
>cuck
go make drumpf great again!
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I would join if we brought back the standard bearers, nothing like dying gloriously.
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>>71694627
Yeah from my experience the officers were exclusively in leadership roles in Comm units and usually E-5 and below did the actual technical work.
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>>71694480
I'm going to kiss ass to the guy who gives people orders so I can return to Norfolk since I live here already :^)
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>>71694781
Now when dirt sailor, and all the booze
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>>71694619
GS is a good rate. If you learn gas turbine s you can get an easy gig in a power plant making good coin on the outside.
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Senpai, Please Please Please do not give up. I am sitting here crying right now seeing the low caller #'s on the call goal and all of the posts over the last few days distracting us from our goals.
I am stuck at work in CA and can't phonebank today to the Eastern states (I shouldn't even be on Reddit right now but snuck out so I could make this post)
Please get on the phones and phonebank. If you are in a voting state PLEASE canvass.
I know it seems pointless, I know people are sad, disgusted, disappointed - and scared. But we MUST keep fighting.
Stop being disappointed and sad....I want you all to get MAD at the injustices and barriers we are facing...I want you to be F*CKING PISSED...and use that to drive you to get off your assets and FIGHT - and help us WIN.
Us giving up is what the Media, HRC camp and Billionaires have been hammering us to do since this race began - and it's breaking my heart watching people falling for it. When we give up- THEY WIN.
Do a quick soul search - FIND that reason you need to get motivated - to get beck on the phone or out on the street....Here also is a Bernie playlist I put together of motivating Bernie videos - take a few minutes to watch a few - get inspired...then pull yourselves up and FIGHT goddammit! I WANT my vote to count in CA....I have donated the max amount, I have phone banked, I have held tabling events, honk n waives, light brigades, I've signed up to be a Bernie delegate at the convention, I've registered people - and my state is just NOW gearing up.
We have a field organizer coming out this Friday for canvassing training and we will be hitting the pavement in full force starting this weekend.
Please Please Please work to get Bernie to my state and we will help bring home the win for US.....
To all my fellow Gen-Xers, and all my Millennial Brothers and Sisters. We MUST not give up. It really is our future that we are fighting for.
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>>71694885
*mfw
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>>71694576
lel that's what I thought, fuck that. I know an MP in the army, literal manlet, super aggressive and like 5'5 I think. I'd rather take my shitty LS job

>>71694619
GM sound pretty fun but I can't imagine the career opportunities in the civilian world are to big.
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>>71694576
despite how much donkey dick being a submariner sucks, i thank god every day i wasn't a goddamn skimmer because holy hell that sounds awful
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>>71694889
Shit knew I missed one sorry fireman rate bro
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>>71685410
Because I don't know much outside of basic math and I'd fail the ASVAB
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>>71694957
My company wouldn't hire a GM, you need a good machining background for a lot of shit
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>>71694964
Fucking bubbleheads. Spent 2 years in Holy Loch Scotland on a sub tender. Loaded with bubbleheads. As long as you're not a nuke it's okay with me.


Remember, it's not gay if you're underway.
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>>71695018
Basic algebra is all you need. And be able to read
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>>71694781
Got to cuck my CO there at least. Got the entire top floor of a hotel on the water there, look back a few bottles in and he's standing on the balcony of some shithole a block down

>>71694874
make sure you work the balls when you're in there because everyone in the navy tries that
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>>71695139
Don't know algebra either

I've heard that trades don't require knowing a ton of math so I'll see where that gets me
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>>71695181
I'll buy some comfy kneepads
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>>71695138
My buddy is going Nuke submariner in like 2 months, anything you can tell me about life as a nuke on a sub?
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>>71694957
I only know one guy who was an MP that is decent.
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>>71695279
Take practice tests until you're decent at probability and exponents
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>>71695138
man, fuck those retards on those sub tenders. I don't remember the name of it, but we moored outboard one in diego garcia one time. Went to pump sans to them and they installed their sanitary line check valve backwards so the line overpressurized and blew shit all over their ship

wasn't a nuke, conventional MM.
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>>71695284
>kneepads
Welcome aboard, you've got the gist of the new military
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>>71695127
Ah, gotcha. I'll probably try to switch to seabea then, sounds like my best option to change from LS so far. Also question for any subamriners here, any room for an LS on a sub? Heard the pay is good on subs, thinking about requesting to be on one.
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>>71695370
Frank cable maybe? Highest std rate I the navy after all
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>>71695313
Never served on a sub, but knew enough guys who did. Life isn't rough, just a lot of time standing watch.

I do know the school is tough. He can expect to spend some serious time studying. Nuke school has not a high drop out and suicide rate.
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brehs does no one know the answer to mi question
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>>71695313
does he enjoy fistfights, alcoholism, and an unrealistic dedication to cleanliness?

how about taking two hour written tests twice a month?
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>>71695437
Nigga do not go seabee rate, request the command on your wishlist. That shit is cut throat because of overmanning
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>>71695554
What was it
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>>71695370
Fucking classic. Most tenders are full of women. At least they were.

We are practically brothers. Conventional MM is cool in my book. Surface MM and us BT's went to the same A school.
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>>71695560
Besides cleanliness you've described our weekends. Is this for his A school or on the sub itself? I'm not going sub but I'm an alcoholic who enjoys fistfights, but I'm a complete dirtbag. Maybe I should switch over eh.
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>>71695598
Request on my wishlist? I thought I had to actually switch to the rate? Sorry for questions, still got 3 months before I go in so I'm doing my research now before I end up regretting the Navy.
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>>71695686
>Alcoholic fist fights
Marines
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>>71695686
If your no an alcoholic and your in the Navy, you're doing it wrong.
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>>71695768
lel I'd rather not join a cult.
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