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The pinnacle of British inventions.


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The pinnacle of British inventions.
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>Not posting the true genius of British innovation.
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>>71468005
The pinnacle of British inventions is the US
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>American "cuisine"
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>>71468219
And God bless them!
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>>71468281
Is the surrender monkey feeling salty?
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>>71468217
That was hilarious
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>>71468281
>mocks American cuisine
>posts Chinese cuisine
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Posting sprinklebread

Does anyone have floatybread?

I'm trying to add more to NY British cuisine collection
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>>71468281
>French cuisine
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Britain has a superior and sophisticated taste . Deal with It OP, you Burgerfat!
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>>71468281
>french culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h4vQiW3U8U
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explain yourself Amerilard
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>>71468540
Is that an Australian thing?
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>>71468961
Never seen that before. Probably the fault of the person making the food rather than their nationality.
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The internet.
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>>71468961
>Canadian culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt7c7uTu5NY
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>>71468005

>literally an ingenious invention
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>>71469080
It's what you're serving your children
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>>71469192
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>>71468963
Its called fairybread here is oz and we are brought up on it as soon as we can eat solid foods.
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Industrial revolution
Steam engine
Steel
Turbine engines
Battleships
Jet engines
Radar
The television
The WWW
Discovery of everything from gravity to DNA

This is just off the top of my head, mind
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>>71469192
not its what they are serving poor children. middle class can afford to send their kids to school with a lunch
and any one higher in the food chain sends their kids to better schools
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I ate a toast sandwich the other day. It's a great way to make it feel like you're actually eating something other than 3 slices of bread.

Thank you, my bong ancestors.
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>>71469192
>>71469246
Never saw that shit while I was in school. But, then again I don't live in a piss-poor area.
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>>71468005

I love a bread sandwich I do, a slice of bread sandwiched between two equally appealing slices of bread. mmmm rinse it down with a glass of tap water, fucking heavenly m8.
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>>71468005
All of the forward thinkers went to America
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GORDON
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>>71468961

Those yellow spices make it look like Curry though?
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>>71469246
That's fucking tuna salad
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I have never eaten that before, is that a northern thing?

I had bread and gravy before, that shit is tasty
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>>71468961

American public school cafeteria food was never particularly amazing in the first place, but the pic you posted is more or less entirely Michelle Obama's fault. Cafeteria food was joked about but generally accepted prior, but once the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010 kicked in it hit rock bottom.
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Dutch food is the worst of Europe. /ck/ all agree. Brit food is actually one of the better euro foods. They just get shatted on because people like to make fun of those at top.
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Post as much as disgusting british "food" as possible. Don't stop!
(Extra points for posting disgusting british people)
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>>71469476

That's recent, I think. My nephew is in elementary school now, and yesterday all they served was a slice of garlic toast and a little cup of marinara sauce.

Thank Michelle Obama. She claims its for nutrition but they're saving a lot of money by lowering their portions.
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>>71469492
Based
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>>71469807
Beans on toast is cosy food
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>>71468799
Oh man. I long to eat "Fish Head Drainage Pie".
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>>71469761
I would just give the kids protein shakes plus a multi if i was in charge. It has more nutriants than any of the shit they serve now.
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>>71469800
Big thanks to the poo-in-loos who brought some food-culture.
Traditional british food tastes like shit.
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>>71469473
You're welcome son, shame the others aren't as grateful for pretty much everything given to them by bongs.

What's with all Brit hate today?
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>>71469800
Binland has the worst food.
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>>71469807
>Beans on toast
>Disgusting
You having a giggle there Ernst?
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>>71468715
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>>71469807
>not having beans on toast on a cold Saturday afternoon

you gay m8
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>>71469807
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>>71470071
English breakfast is god tier adolf. Also brown ales are better than continental beer.
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>>71469807
>Beans on toast
>Disgusting

Calm down there, Fritz. It seems you don't know what it's like to come in from playing footy cold and wet and mum's got the beans and toast on the table, lad.

Pic needs some mature cheddar though.
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>>71470064
The real problem is that it sets a lot of quotas for what must and what can't be on the plate, without adequate funding for the changes to be feasible.

Whole grain pasta and the like are not as tasty to begin with, so when you use cheap whole grain it tastes like dog shit. I mean, sure, you don't want kids getting obese and it's okay to say maybe schools shouldn't be selling whole milk, but you have to draw a line somewhere. As it stands, public school cafeteria food is at an all time low and the taste is simply abysmal.
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>>71468005

Bread sandwiches are so bland. What I make is a nice bread toastie (plain bread slice between two slices of toast) with some water and ice cubes. And they say the British don't know food!
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>>71470442
>beans on toast, with cheese and fried egg on top
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>>71470454
So food companies pay politicians to get deals in schools.
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>>71468005
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two words:

Eggy bread
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>>71470554
>tfw you pierce the egg and it drips all over the beans and toast
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>>71470502
Brits invented fried chicken. Nigs dont realize this ironically. Every culture had frying foods but brits first breaded or battered theirs.
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>>71470742
French toast?
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>>71468540
That's fairy bread you stupid seppo.
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>>71470742
Eggy Bread is the only name for it, lad.

It is bread that gets all eggy, nothing french about it. They haven't a clue.
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>>71470442
>and mum's got the beans and toast on the table, lad.
LOL, right from her asshole eh, Mohammad?
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>>71468281
>Makes fun of America
>Posts some shit no one can identify
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>>71470192

I really want to take a pair of pliers to that fucking thing.
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>>71470871
My mum used to call them flump sandwiches
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>>71468374
>>71468875
Oh look it's the threadly aryan subhuman.
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>>71470794

>Tfw so good you jizz through your pants over the egg and beans and ruin the entire meal
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>>71470554
oh baby
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>>71470927
Australia offers classes in shitposting, would you like a brochure?
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>>71468005
>Not citing the steam engine
Not sure if this is American arrogance or under education
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>>71470794
I actually have an erection now
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>>71470893

Yeah man it's eggy bread, everything you need to know about it is in the title, French toast what the fuck is that? Toast from France, nah

>>71470840
nahhhh
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>>71468281
It's deep fried butter stick for those who are wondering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o7E3ioJ9Ek
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>>71471085
Aussies invented how to lose at rugby world cups.
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>>71470794
>runny eggs
>EVER

almost as bad as crispy bacon, you fucking animal
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>>71468715
>doesn't like rice stuffed vegetables

WTF is wrong with you?
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>>71470794
Lad...
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>>71471204
Fuck off hat, runny eggs are the best
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>>71470454
Whole milk doesn't make you fat, you double faggot.
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>>71471204
The yolk he means. You never had steak n eggs? I dipped fries into the yolk all the time.
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>>71471204

If the yolk isn't runny you're doing it wrong, how are you supposed to dip your soldiers in if it's not runny?
I bet Trudeau likes it overcooked too.
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>>71471159
>World series baseball
>only one country

Also

>Yank
>knowing the difference between gridiron and rugby
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>>71471204
nah the yoke is runny, but its thick if you get me, who gives a shit about the egg white its the yoke which slowly drips over the cheese and eggs
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>>71469807
That's amazing, grate loads of cheese on top. Yum.
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>>71471426
You lose to the kiwis all the time at league or union.
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>>71470248
My girlfriend does this [spoiler]but she is Japanese[/spoiler]. Had no idea Brits do it.
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>>71471204
>He's never had dippy egg and soldiers

What is wrong with you leafs?
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>>71471204
Fuck off crispy bacon is best bacon
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>>71471426
Don't forget Toronto. We let them in because they're a shitty enough city to fit right in with NY, Baltimore, St Louis, Atlanta...
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>>71468281
What the fuck even is that?
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>>71468005

More like the pinnacle of American education
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>>71471550
Union only thanks

We kick ass in league..
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God-tier good coming through
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>>71471552
We don't. We have nothing in common with Japan. They're a small overcrowded island with falling native birthrates and culturally-engrained social anxiety who take their tea seriously, and we're...

Hang on a minute.
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>>71471561
>dippy egg and soldiers
Christ you guys have the best names for stuff.
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>>71471364
It does if you drink to much of it, which people used to 1% tend to.


I love whole milk, myself. I just drink an appropriate amount.

>>71470581

Certainly part of it, I imagine. Problem is that Michelle Obama exacerbated the problem with restrictions that mean food quality drops even further tastewise to meet arbitrary quotas.
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>>71471561
I fucking love this shit. My aunt made me old English breakfasts before school each morning. Usually this sausages with a few rashes of bacon.
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>>71471711
>Posting stick date pudding
Goddamnit mate, I can't waste the time making one right now. I've got shit to do
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>>71471680
Pavlova cakes are delicious kiwi treats Bruce.
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>british engineering
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>>71471881
Man they don't take that long.
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>>71468005
>Computer, packet-switching, WWW, method to industrially produce electricity
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>>71471788
Shit son wait till you find out about toad in the hole
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>>71471711
Sweet jesus what is this beautiful piece of cuisine
>>71471766
Then what is the UK version of anime?
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>>71471975
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>>71471788
We like to be clear yet obsure at the same time, lad.

Dippy egg & soldiers
Eggy Bread
Bangers & Mash

You should try toad in the hole, made with real toads.
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>>71472071
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>>71468005
The language, the computer or the Web you're using?
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>>71472035
Sticky toffee pudding
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>>71470021
Better. It's Stargazy Pie. No, I have no idea what they were drinking when they came up with it.
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>>71471766
They're also great at banter.
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>>71471879
Warm buttery toast, a litte salt and dippy eggs.

Nothing better before school, desu
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>>71472035
>Then what is the UK version of anime?
Wallace and Gromit
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>>71472238
We invented english
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M A R M A L A D E
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>>71472165
The fuck you on about

It's just egg and soldiers

>dippy
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>>71471895
Sure are.
Also, it's Bruce-o. Or Dave-o. Learn to lingo
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>He hasn't had a chip/crisp/bacon butty yet
hopefully no one does this.
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>>71472395
>2016
>not knowing that you're speaking Welsh
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>>71470956
i bet its squishy
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>>71472035
British manga is called beano and dandy, m8
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>>71472169
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Reminder that if you haven't tried Chicago style Pizza, you haven't tasted real pizza.
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>>71472446
A FUCKING DINGO
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>>71472527
And 2000ad
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>>71472563
Hello autist.
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>>71469192
>Right click image
>Google search image
>Search text is "bad school lunches michelle obama"
Feels bad man, I fucking hate that women, My school lunches were great. Turkey sandwiches n shit. Fucking another reason to despise obama presidency.
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>>71472645
Hello buttmad New Yorker.
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>>71472389
There's not the same amount of porn about Wallace tho mate
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>>71468217

>not posting the true genius of British innovation
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>>71472445
Nah mate, it's "dippy egg and soldiers"
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>foreigners will never have *proper* fish and chips

lmao
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>>71472728
That's like an automatic heinz baked beans tin.
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>>71472035
Doctor Who/Sherlock. Teaboos are the fucking worst.
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>>71472697
No one on earth besides chiraq likes that shit. Lardasses.
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>>71468961
That's not anything like any American cuisine I've ever seen.
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>>71472868
Then why is Chicago style pizza being served at White House dinners?
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>>71472165
>You should try toad in the hole, made with real toads.
That doesn't look half bad.. I have had frog legs so it cant be worse than that is for sure.
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>>71472729
>not dippity doo da and cannon fodder otter
>>71472855
There are some English students at my uni, and they act overly British because of Doctor Who and that stuff. Like wearing a top hat, cane and the rest of the get up
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>>71468005
We did it lads, food is saved
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>>71472986
Because obama is from your shithole and he has shit taste. Trump will correct this though.
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>>71468005
Oh, look, a giant imitation turd made from offal!

Yeah, spare me the English cuisine. Everyone with any sense left that island over 200 years ago for a reason.
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>>71472855
This

Have you ever seen those American teeaboos? It hurts to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAR2rI4s0C8
here's a random one I found.
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>>71472705
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN
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>>71468281
>French "cuisine"
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>>71471788
how have you not heard of dippy eggs?
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>>71472828
>tfw you see Americans post fish nuggets and fries, then call it fish and chips
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>>71472563
Fuck, you can't get it here, and I've fucking looked.
>tfw have to settle for thin little new york shit and not a massive slab of grease and calories
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>>71469807
>beans with tomato sauce
>on cheap white sandwich bread
>all these english faggots replies
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>>71468417
Im pretty sure you guys must LITERALLY be salty after your 5th deep fried butter stick.
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>>71473003
Haa haa they're sausages m8... don't put toads in a yorkshire pudding
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Spent a load of your dinner money at the paki shop on the way to school? Worried you'll be hungry for the rest of the day because you're almost skint? Fear not, lad. We have the perfect the solution.
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>>71469429
>Stolen from us
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>>71473238
>mfw a brit calls a french fry a 'chip'
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>>71473036
English students as in they study it or they're from here? Either way, it sounds like they need their shit slapped.
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>>71473274

You never had baked beans? Its sweet from the mollasses and bacon.
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>>71473036
This is why we have the best names for things, you lads try too hard.
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>>71472655
Goddamn mate. That's fucking disgusting
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you savages.

this is all i eat.
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>>71473359
what meat is in the sausages?
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>>71473393
>not frazzles
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>>71473432
>Mfw a Yank calls Jam 'Jelly'
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>>71473148
Historically, as a cold, wet, island nation, black pudding was great as it delivers energy and protein. All natural ingredients too.

Plus minimised food wastage.

Animal blood anyway tastes delicious.
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>>71473436
From England
>>71473462
was a joke lad
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>>71469807
Honest question bongalongs: Why do your people seem to have a Mr.Potato Head-type limited set of features?
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>>71473513
Blood sausages. They arent british though. All cultures have them. Brazilian ones are good.
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>>71473541
>mfw a brit calls a parking lot a 'car park'
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>>71473432
>french fry
>french
>fry
Bloody hell this is almost as bad as 'color'
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>>71473523

m8 there is nothing better than scampi fries.
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>>71469192
I have never eaten that before in my life thank you very much
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>>71473648
British people are better looking than americans Tbh
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>bongs will never figure out the secret to biscuits and gravy because they use the wrong name for everything

More for me.
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The pinnacle of Spanish inventions.
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>>71473541
We use both terms because both things are different. Jam, jelly, preserves, and marmalade are different.
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>>71469246
Never saw that bs in school and I did live in a piss poor area
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>>71473238
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>>71473648
Because we cucked them.
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>>71473432
We have French fries, they are the thin potato chips essentially.

Unlike America, in Britain chips are a different sort of potato product. Proper chunky and whatnot.
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>>71468374
>filename
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>>71473456
>>71473456
Not theirs, bro. They eat vegetarian Heinz beans in tomato sauce.

Baked beans are good
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>>71473735
>buttdick cucumberpatch.jpg
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>>71469554
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You gweilos and your disgust me
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>>71473737
These are biscuits
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>>71473656
>3 syllables versus 2
Yep. Gonna take 2 syllables thanks
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>>71473648
I don't have a clue. As tempting as it is to put it down to inbreeding, if we had that much of a problem with it we probably wouldn't be genetically viable at all at this point. I guess we just got the short end of the genetic stick there. We have our fair share of attractive people, but our uglies are really bad.
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>>71473695
>mfw a british "man" calls a railroad a 'railway'
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>>71468005
Th maxim machine gun wasn't too bad. So many dead africans.
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>>71473895
All according to plan...
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>>71473393

Fucking 20p. When I was a lad they were 10p in the school tuck shop.

Then the Blair years happened, complete financial irresponsibility, selling the gold reserves at record lows, two wars to pay for, and we all have to chip in.

And now they're fucking 20p. I love this country, but sometimes I have to wonder if it loves me...
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>>71473895
Cookies
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>>71473737
>scones with sauce
yeah okay
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>>71473737
And you say our food is shit.
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>>71469492
Kek
I've never heard of anyone putting a fucking slice of bread between two others, has seriously anyone ever done this or just an incredibly imaginative meme?
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>>71473982
They're biscuits. Cookies are a specific type of biscuit
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>>71473656
Mfw a yank calls a plaster a 'band aid'
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>>71473982
No, THESE are cookies

distinct difference
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>the pinnacle of american inventions (bologna cake)
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>>71473982
Can't you read you daft cunt? Get on your mobility scooter and fetch your glasses. It clearly says digestives on the side of them you fucking autistic whale.
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>>71473992
You call cookies biscuits. Biscuits are biscuits not cookies. Jeez.
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>>71474036
It was originally a prime meme on /ck/
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>>71473982
Bickys lad.
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The pinnacle of British inventions.
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>>71473735
Not the question.

We could get into some green texting faggy cherry picking contest here but I really am curious.

Americans are ugly and fat, fine. But we have a great diversity of facial features, even within the same racial groups.

>>71473933
I'm not saying you guys are ugly or anything like that. I'm just saying that you can really guess someone is English based on their facial features. Did all your ancestors kind of look similar to begin with?
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>>71473848
>mfw a brit calls a license plate a 'number plate'
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>>71473989
>>71473992
>It’s a simple dish, but the perfect combination makes it spectacular: a homemade buttermilk biscuit split in half, topped with two sausage patties, eggs cooked any style, cheddar cheese and topped with a thick gooey delicious mass of real homemade sausage country gravy. Home fried red potatoes are served on the side.
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>>71473980
>tfw freddo prices
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>>71474143
a bit rude desu
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>>71474084
>>71474132
Nope. All are cookies.
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>>71473432
Nah lad, see this is where you're wrong.

Chips are fat and fries are skinny, different things.
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>>71473652
delish.. I love blood sausage. Thx for the info.
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>>71473887
That looks good as fuck. I don't know about the pickled beets thrown in with it, though.
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>>71474170
America was a mistake
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>>71474123
>mfw a brit calls a mailbox a 'postbox'
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>>71474220
>mfw when an american calls a nigger president
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>>71473980

I remember when penny sweets were a penny. Those sherbet straws and white chocolate buttons with sprinkles were like crack to me.
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>>71468005
holy FUCK lmao
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>>71474230
I recently found a deal on amazon and now I have like 400 freddos for 10 quid
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>>71474341
>irish
>white
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>>71473992

Fuck you, gravy & biscuit is delicious. Roll Tide.
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>>71474184
We're more homogenous than the US, but that really goes for most of Europe. Our ancestry has been pretty consistently celtic-germanic for 1600 years, so it makes sense that we'd have developed a distinctive look over that time.
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>>71473513
Pork for now, m8

Will probably be made of halal lamb soon though. We usually use a Lincolnshire or Cumberland sausage.
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>>71474341
>mfw my irish "indentured servant" acts up
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>>71474427
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>>71468005
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>>71474247
>The eternal yank on display
Oi lads, check out these cookies
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>>71473652
You don't put black pudding in a toad in the hole, we use pork.
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>>71474288

This. If they're long and thin they're fries. If they're short and chunky, they're chips.
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>>71474222
You don't put cheese on biscuits and gravy, heathen.

Real sawmill gravy is made with American style ground pork sausage fat, milk, flour, salt and pepper.

>>71473989
Served over light, fluffy buttermilk biscuits. Not a dense shitty English scone, faggot
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>>71474335
What do postboxes in the US look like
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>>71474617
I love those cookies.
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>>71474412

Then sometimes, if you were feeling really cheeky, you had a 5p-er.

And Balfours had Slush Puppy. Take it down the park after school, fucking sweet.
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>>71474335
>Mfw a yank calls an Aeroplane an 'airplane'
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>>71468005
Christmas dinner and by extension thanksgiving dinner is also British 'cuisine' plus Sunday roast. If you want to talk about inventions well there's a long list of them. Modern medicine and the industrial revolution spring to mind not to mention TV. Think how shit your thanksgivings would by without NFL on the TV and a nice dinner. France, UK and USA coinvented the Internet as well.
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>>71473713
Pint of bitter and some scampi fries, room full of smoke... I miss the late 90s/ early 2000s
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>>71468005
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>>71474600
Funnily enough

Curry was actually invented by British soldiers in India
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>>71474735
We invented it so we call it as we want Hugh.
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>>71474425

m8 I hope you haven't driven up the market value of freddos, you can't just recklessly buy up all the freddos like that, think of the children!
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>>71474704
It looks like their president
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>>71474837
Yeah well we invented the turbine engine
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>>71474704
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>>71474691
I move the cheese to the potatoes usually.
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>>71474813
This really doesnt make sense. Should be China but this is a Canadian show so they would never make fun of their homeland.
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Haven't laughed at a thread on /pol/ so much in some time. You yanks telling me you've never had spotted dick?
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>>71474841
I never intend to eat them, they're in storage, to keep the price high
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>>71469429
all stolen from the irish btw
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>>71474537
*award winning Cumberland sausage
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>>71474704
We have many kinds.

We have the world's largest postal service by far.
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>>71473820
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>>71474735
>mfw a brit calls a zipper a 'zip'
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>>71475010
It looks so flimsy. Why is it that the country with feral niggers puts its mail in a tin box on stilts, while we build fortified monstrosities to protect ours?
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>>71475170
You're right.
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>>71468281
What the fuck is that?
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>>71474427
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>>71475090
>this is a Canadian show
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Anyone else from oop north?
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>>71475091
>thinks STDs are something to brag about
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>>71473326
>implying state fair food is normal
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>>71474837
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>>71475170
Irish invented hunger strikes.
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>mfw when americans call Walkers ''''lays''''
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>>71475170
Actually a lot of them are Scottish
Only thing Ireland invented is starving
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>>71475276
We call it a 'fly'. How can it be a zipper? The person who zips it is the zipper. That's like calling a car a 'driver'.
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>>71474803
Yeah I feel the same way.

>>71475142
you monster.
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>>71475404
I come from a city with the highest chlamydia rate in the country. Believe me when I say there are people who take a perverse sort of pride in that.
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>>71475613
what do you call a can or bottle opener then? or a fly swatter? refrigerator and freezer?
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>>71475527
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>>71473820
i would eat all of those
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>>71475402
Chips and gravy, with a battered sausage and mushy peas lad.

You /teesside/?
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>>71475613
It's a zipper, a thing that zips open and closed.

We invented it so shut your pie hole.

Here enjoy an authentic British invention.
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One of the most cheeky puddings out their
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>>71469246
whats up with tuna?
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>>71475897
You got that from the Germans you dummy.
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>The pinnacle of British inventions.

The Shit Sandwich. Eat up britbongs!
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>>71475822
7 ''people'' shariah laws as probable as Bobby Sand's chicken dinner.
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>>71473393
Those crisps are sour as fuck, mate. I feel like I've eaten a whole fucking salt reservoir after eating those.
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>>71475897
Should'a been called "Warty Willy"
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>>71475812
A hook-pop, a buzzy-wuzzy splat, and a frosty jeeves.
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>>71475613
>brits call this a 'windcheater'
Howling with laughter over here.
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>>71475828
>>71475402

>literal piles of low-cost shite that looks like bile

Wew lads.
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>>71476063
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>>71468374
>eternal_anlog
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>>71476025
I think it's Spotted Richard now
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>>71476063
>Mfw a yank calls trainers 'sneakers'
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>>71475515
>mfw when bongs call chips crisps
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>>71476116
When you live up north, you have to eat low cost shite that looks like bile. Nothing else will do the job, lad
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>>71476255
>mfw bongs call pajamas " jammy wammies"
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>>71476116
It's night out burger van food lad
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>>71468005
Ive never seen or heard of this outside of the internet, and no one I know has either
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>>71475828
Manchester lad
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>>71476252
It's actually appropriate considering it's the black mans tool of choice for robbing houses.
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>>71475402
Yep
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>>71475613

Actually "zipper" is quite accurate. It is placed in an unattached area. It's a lot more like calling an acidic solution a "buffer" than calling a car a driver.

Keep on being eccentric, England, it's literally all you've got left.
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>>71476255
They needed to distinguish them from the normal damp British variety, 'soggies.'
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Posting elder god tier food
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>>71469807
When I visited london for new years I went out and bought beans and bread just so I could have a real British experience back at my airbnb.
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>>71476446
Ahh you need to get to Boro, I wouldn't normally suggest it but you have to try a parmo. You can't get them anywhere else.
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>>71476354
>>71476370

haha touche
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>>71476572
Unknown indeed
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>tfw when the bongs would pour beans and HP sauce all over this and ruin it
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>>71468005
desu senpai, sliced bread is top notch
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>>71475828
from the land of "cheesy chips and blue pop" mysel
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>>71476636
What is it?
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>>71476674
Does all that cum you swallow lubricate your food?

Looks dry as fuck, m8
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>>71476674
>not having beans n HP
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>>71476624
Piss of Hansel. This is an anglo thread.
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>>71476674
>Mfw ask yanks what an American breakfast is and every one of them posts a different answer
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i guarantee im more british than 90% of brits in this thread, and ive never even had to have stepped a foot on their shit soil.

fuck all brits, fuck them all
with my cock. use my cock to fuck them
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>>71475284
>country with feral niggers
These ones only survive in the white areas, which actually comprise the vast majority of areas in the USA.

You don't get people chimping out and ruining the mailboxes in most areas.
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>>71476775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVYyCUkTGqk

>6:40
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>mfw burgers say herb
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>>71476775
You haven't tried a parmo? Fucking hell lad
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>>71476957
>mfw a brit says aluminum
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>>71476957

I've been trying to train my American girlfriend to say herb instead of 'erb.

It's a weird experience.
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>>71472728
>not posting the true genius of British innovation

Real talk though these guys were the fucking best until some executive faggots had to ruin it.
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>>71476727
I grew up in Thornaby, lad. Threw a brick through the Mosque dome when I were a kid
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>>71476957
>mfw burger cities get wrecked by herban youths
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>>71476870
>not having the fucking freedom to make breakfast what you want
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>all these fucking brits using terms like "dippy whippy soldiers" and shit. And beans on toast, are you faggots being serious? I had a better idea this morning by stuffing a bagel with mayo and jizzing on it

not even kidding, someone should gas the brits, you lot are a lost fucking cause.
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>>71476886
>I'm more British than you all
>Fuck the British

Is this the subtle American way of contemplating suicide?
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>>71476833
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>>71472828
Honestly, British Fish and Chips and Cornish Pastys alone would keep me living in the UK. It's a shame I moved back to Canada as a kid
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>>71476870
That's because we have a lot of options for breakfast.

What's an English lunch?

Anyway, what I posted was pretty standard.

Eggs, toast, bacon, ham or sausage, hash browns, home fries or grits. That's a typical American breakfast.
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>>71476803
>dry as fuck
Americans can generally produce saliva but those eggs are a little overdone for my taste.

>>71476674

Also, toast AND taters anon? Trying for those gains?
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>>71476957
mfw when its pronounced erb now herb like herbie the cab driver


you mother fucker you
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>>71476980
You can't get them outside of Teesside, I live down south now and come up once a year to "visit family". I'm actually just coming up for my yearly parmo.
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>>71477169

you spelled it wrong m8
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>>71477188
>tfw you'll never have whatever the fuck that thing is
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>>71476934
>Southern

Damn right, get the fuck out of my country you foreign fucks
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>>71473188
fap'd.
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>>71477169
Al YOU minnie YUM!

Also, DataR.

That's a job for the speech pathology people in the USA.
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>>71473737
Ashland, or?
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>>71473188
>>71477635
foreigners know what wallace and gromit is?
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>>71477674
Yeah.
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>>71477466
I dont think so friend, maybe you should look at a dictionary every now and then huh? I bet you feel pretty silly now.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/aluminum
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>>71477274
maybe it is, and maybe i should


but the point being you fuckers i feel bad for , come live in a white society. with me. u dont belong around niggers; i know i dont
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>>71477341
Wet food, Wet weather and Wet women.

That is the Anglo way, son.
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>>71476370
all about the scran van
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>>71477273
What's the matter m8 you got a Johnny Johnson up your tootin Rodger?
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>>71477273
>And beans on toast, are you faggots being serious?
Literally god tier
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>>71477430
Fucking kek
you sure are getting them good. Perhaps order random parmos to your family's house, get them trained before you head up north
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>>71477773
Yes. The movies are popular here.
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>>71477917
>Come live in a white society
>In America

Is this a ruse?
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>>71477920
>Wet women
This is now a British slag thread.

God bless you filthy buggers for breeding the most atrocious and slutty women on the planet.
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>>71477792
Breadboard is the best
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>>71478001
>beans on toast
Literal famine food.
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>>71478114
Good lord the far right one looks like she does meth.
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>>71477823
rrrr-rekt dog I just served you so bad, I better not see you in school tomorrow or I'm going to wedgie you.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/aluminium
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>>71478086
no its not a "ruse"

come to south dakota mate. youll know why when u get here. its perfect for a mountain man harr harrnhqrr
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>>71478132
Yeah it is. You know, I lived there for like 5 years and never made it to Morning Glory. I wish I were back there so I could go to the In-n-Out in Medford ;__;
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>>71478114
>tfw you finger a bird in an alley in the pouring rain with a portion of chips in the other hand, while her mate is passed out in a bin.

You guys really are missing out
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>>71478257
if they were meth heads they wouldnt be so huge
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>>71478114
Landwhale dressed as a sailor
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>>71478257
I've never even heard of meth being a thing here, that's most likely just our first-rate dentistry. They were probably on something that night though, mandy at a guess.
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>>71478257
I'd put good money on that she has
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>>71478296
you wont do shit you toothkess brit i swear to god if i meat u...ur fuckkmg dead
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>>71478001
You know what pisses me off is you are going to make me try beans on toast just to prove you wrong that is is fucking disgusting. I hate you so bad
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>>71478257
>>71478114
ROBERT Z'DAR IS ALIVE
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>>71478365
>TFW you know he's serious
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>>71478550
Your beans are apparently sweetened compared to ours though
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>>71478114
>mfw
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>>71476046
>frosty jeeves

Codsworth is that you?
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>>71478550
Mate it's fucking sublime. Once you taste the glory you can never stop.
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>>71478550
It's honestly not that bad sure I prefer an English breakfast but you eat that every day you'll be dead by 40.
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>>71478639
Sid the sexist and Fat Slags were amazing
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>>71476870

This with an extra side of gravy & biscuit is a proper breakfast.
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>>71478639
Kek /pol/ should watch this show. Fucking hilarious. Sad thing is every lad knows a couple of 'ladies' like them.
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>>71478296
maybe you and your fellow brits should spend that time paying attention in class so you can learn how to properly spell aluminum and not embarrass yourselves in front of me
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