Texas thread
Only post in this thread if you live in Texas or want to live in Texas
>>71368243
Truly sickening, I know.
>>71367860
>proud of living in a racist gun-tard state
top pip lads
469 Where da beaners at?
hi
>>71367860
Which is the best area of Texas to live in?
What's the best place to live out my last day and commit suicide?
>>71367860
pls accept me texas sempai
512 hit me up
>>71368785
Are you white?
>>71368773
The Woodlands
>>71368880
i'm not a nigger and not too spic looking
>>71368773
Anywhere that's not Dallas
>>71368780
Lumberton Beaumont area
Pretty quiet
Lots of niggers but enough land to distance yourself
Do chileans count ?
I am looking to buy a home in Friendswood area. I have family that live in a town called League City. First time buyer, young married couple, from Los Angeles and we fucking hate it here and don't want to start a family here. Suggestions on best cities for young families?
Texas is unfortunately cucked beyond belief.
The majority of coal burners come from Texas, specifically the Houston (most racially metropolitan city in the US) because of the Katrina refugees.
Austin is a liberal shit hole, full of Bernvictim fuck tards and liberal shit heads.
The whole "don't mess with Texas" thing is a meme when really Texas is full of mexico loving, nigger sympathizing, communist queers.
>>71368773
Blackland/Oak Woods Prairies are nice.
Piney Woods if you want to live in cool forests.
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>You don't know about DJ SCREW
>>71369008
Post face or nipples so we can make sure.
>>71369067
Thanks anon.
>>71368484
>Texas
>Gun-toting
They don't even have constitutional carry, a new england state beat them to it. Texans are a bunch of posers and everyone is sick of their shit
Texas Brony reporting.
>>71369266
The country is where the real action's at.
>>71369466
Sorry, I'll need to study harder to improve my shitposting.
Thanks for the heads up burger pal
>>71367860
Texas fuck yeah!
>>71368243
>>71368484
Cheeky wankers pls go
>>71368880
>The Woodlands
hahahahhahahah i bet your one of the mexican nouvoue-rich new comers? it time to bail from the woodlands desu, its getting too crowded and too many california and liberal hispanic types invaded this place just like everything else thats good
>>71369567
When talking to Texans, make sure you remind them that a new england state had constitutional carry before they did
>>71367860
>39% white
>going to start voting Democrap in elections
Enjoy your shit state.
>>71367860
Houston reporting in.
Crazy weather, yeah? Supposed to be bad again late tonight/early tomorrow morning.
>>71367860
I may be moving to Texas next April when girlfriend starts optometry school. So excited to actually live in a place where guns are not frowned upon.
>>71369811
>tfw I will never get to move to the US and experience freedom
Enjoy it maplebro.
>>71367860
Texas bro here
>>71369615
Literally this, I have to pass through it to get to my hometown and every few months I go through I see more and more housing and apartments.
Soon the niggers will come and it'll be the Hoodlands.
Malls and commerce have that kind of draw to niggers.
>>71369811
You're frowned upon if you don't have a gun
>>71369691
You're talking about the dense cities and not the gun filled white controlled countryside
>>71369772
I wouldn't know. No bad weather here
>>71369675
We still have more guns in one household than all of the new England area combined
Republicans have been in charge of Texas for decades, and you still haven't done anything about your beaner problem. Not many deportations and shit border patrol.
>>71370082
Thanks Obama.
>>71370037
yeah a bunch of fuddshit 12 gauges and durr guns
>>71369229
go back to cali
>>71368243
Looks like where I grew up. Goddamn, as a kid I chafed at small town Evangelical morality and deliberate, proud ignorance, but now that I live in glorious liberal metropolis that is our state capitol I am disgusted daily at modern civilization and my fellow citizens.
Shitposting is my only recourse.
>>71370037
Good to hear. What are the self defense laws like?
i) if someone breaks into my home, can I just shoot them? Or are the laws conditional like in Cuckanada?
>>71370291
It's almost as if homologous societies are better.
>>71370304
If someone so much as breaks into your neighbor's house and you see them you can shoot them
>be me
>be new york fag
>Conservative, Christian, and love to hunt
>just want to own a texas ranch, wake up in the morning, drive my f-150 out on the range, and just shoot my AR-15 or .45.
is that too much to ask of /pol/?
>>71370037
Most of Houston was under alert for extreme flooding last night. Couldn't leave the house this morning, the street was underwater. >>71370082
Let's hope there will be a difference. If anything, cutting benefits to illegals would be nice.
>>71368773
Any rural country.
>>71369772
I think the worst of it hit this morning. Uber was surging like 9x but there were no drivers because they were as flooded as everyone else. I had half a mind to swim to my car.
>>71368880
>douchebag nouveau riche kid with roots in California named Kaiden or some millennial cunt name who wears snapbacks and Nike socks with sandals detected
>>71370004
>Soon the niggers will come and it'll be the Hoodlands.
>Malls and commerce have that kind of draw to niggers.
your not wrong, on occasion if you have to go to the woodlands mall you will see nothing but peacocking libs,hispanics/blacks, and old people, and kids
i guess years ago that anything the highway touches will turn to shit, the woodlands will try to incorporate into a city to save it self but the highways and road projects will bring new crime to the area like never seen before, and the drug problem is under raps bc everyone can afford the shit so you dont vagrants but it will fuck people up, there are so many houses filled with divorced pilled up single moms and their kid-not a good situtation
the woodlands will be montrose in 20 years, have seen fags holding butts walking around the park, its over
210 It's fiesta! NIOSA tomorrow
>>71367860
Recently moved from Texas to Florida.
I hate it here. I want to go home.
Also, Mexicans are infinitely better than these Cuban fucks, and all the other assorted Latin Americans. Y'all don't even know.
>>71370489
Hurry and beat all the other hippies here.
Luckily they flock to liberal metropolises.
Just live on the fringe of society with enough land to not have extremely close neighbors.
i use to live in texas, i miss it
>>71370489
You can come live with me
Got some land, enough guns and ammo to last years, deer to shoot
Sup Milky Lickers
Love how other anons ITT won't name their state and just snipe at Tejas.
>>71370489
Fuck off, we're full.
>>71369266
Don't Mess With Texas is the slogan from an anti-pollution campaign.
It means don't pollute Texas.
gb2cali
>>71369675
We've had cc for a long time m8
Idk what you're talking about
>>71370749
Alaska, bring it faggot
Bet we secede before you do
pussy
>>71370625
It happened to Willowbrook.
I used to frequent the mall and AMC theater in my youth.
By the time I finished highschool I noticed I went to the movies one night and I was like a shooting star as I walked across a pitch black void to the parking lot.
>>71369229
The bay cities aren't too bad. Loooooots of refineries down there, though. You'd probably be more comfortable out west near Sugarland or Katy, or north in the Woodlands or Kingwood.
>>71370829
Russia looms in the distance.
>>71370800
constitutional carry, not concealed
as in no license or permit required to carry, just be 18 and own a gun
>>71370829
With what?
An army of bears?
Texas was truly God's country. Once. But anyone who lives here knows it's been in decline for the last 2+ decades. There was once a time when Aggies made respectable soldiers instead of faggots playing dress up. There was once a time when UT produced leaders instead of liberal hippies. There was once a time when the Cowboys were unironically America's team.
Then the Californians started coming. They ruined Austin and with it our state government. Then the Mexicans started coming. Creating literal endless problems. Then Houston began its multiculturalism experiment. It's a shithole now unless you live in some of the old money white neighborhoods (which are being invaded by rich Arabs now). Dallas, once a leader in American business, has fallen out of favor due to Houston's oil and energy. San Antonio has always been garbage. Yes, the countryside still holds on to the old Texan values, but the blue counties are creeping up more and more every year.
Texas will be the next Colorado in 20 years; it would be over much sooner if it wasn't so big. I used to want to raise my family here, enjoying small town Friday night lights and church on Sundays with the rest of town, but that lifestyle is dying out. After all, it's 2016.
>>71369811
at U of H? My dad went there for his OD. Good program
>>71367860
North-West Houston reporting in.
Texas A&M grad.
High school in Corpus Christi.
Childhood in Orange, near Beaumont.
I've seen all of Texas, and I want to see more.
That being said, I'm leaving this shithole for Washington state ASAP.
>>71370839
Willowbrook was great.
An old buddy of mine's dad did a lot of work there
And then the niggers came...
>>71370390
That's awesome to hear. A few more questions for you Texasbros.
I) is there anything against the law preventing me from setting up a small shooting range on my property, like Hickock45's setup?
II) Also what's the cost of land like in texas? I would love to have at least a few acres. But I'm just about out of University, so it's got to be reasonably priced. Really hoping something affordable can be had.
>>71369955
Yeah dude that img is right. Lived in McAllen fucking place was worse than Iraq. Glad to be back in da woods.
>>71370506
>Let's hope there will be a difference. If anything, cutting benefits to illegals would be nice.
Texas. What a paradise. Beaners flooding in everyday. All the border counties vote Democrat. They're moving east and turning more counties blue, while you just sit there and do nothing. Texas sounds like a great place to live.
>>71369266
Nice holiday to Austin
>don't mess with Texas
That was an add campaign to stop littering, that just goes to show you're full of shit
>>71371068
>That being said, I'm leaving this shithole for Washington state ASAP.
NE Houston
Same.
>>71370291
Austin is an overpriced Faux-hip meme-city, desu.
>duude this burrito is huuuge
>weed lmao
>siracha!
Houston is grittier, but way more real. Real food, real people, real economy, real weirdos. At least Dallas is honest about their new money, gaudy culture. Austin is just a city-wide Vice article, but after it went from "Here's raw footage of an under-reported conflict." to "Here's a picture of my eyes after vaping (yeah, I vape) Windex, on the way to pick up my trustfund check."
Best and only real state. Mexico ur paying for it
>>71371040
You can still find that existence, but you gotta stay in the small towns. you seem like a whiny little cunt though so I doubt you can farm and go through that grind. we've got that true grit out here.
would agree with the rest of this though, Anything south of Austin (liberal shithole) is quite literally the colon of America and if you disagree you're probably some fucking spic anyway
>>71371091
Well, if you live outside city limits you can shoot out your window and no one will give a fuck
Land is decently priced, it's worth it in the long run, if you get land dig for oil, find a little, and let others come in and dig.
Boom, cash
>>71369955
>aggies
>avoid
Yeah, avoid if you hate beer, conservatism, and one of the best ROIs of any university period, I guess.
>>71370829
I said 'state' not wild US territory we granted statehood as a novelty.
You're basically a natural resource/game reserve that acts as a buffer to Russia.
Puerto Rico is more of a state than you.
>>71367860
I love Texas but Oklahoma is superior in every way. From women to food, Oklahoma has it all.
>>71367860
>six weeks of school left
Any body in Lubbock?
I'm looking for something to do other than look at Texas Tech.
>>71371068
>pines
>clouds
>rain
>coffee
>chill bohemians without nigs
It's my dream. Will probably go to germoney with the gf this summer but I can't fight off 8 million Muslims by myself.
>>71371294
Is that legitimately a thing people do? I would have imagined all the cooperations would have already found out exactly where the oil resides?
>>71371362
>Aggies major in construction and engineering
>Texas' motorways have steadily become shittier and intuitive.
I live in close proximity to Bryan/College Station and I swear we get their graduates to practice all the construction projects here.
They're always shit.
>>71371456
>I love Texas but Oklahoma is superior in every way. From women to food, Oklahoma has it all.
enjoy the methhead injuns, and overbearing poverty!
>>71370951
That's how I was raised
The police here are based they'll usually let us get away with stuff like not having a permit
I used to drive by police with my fiends with beer in or hands
It was usually root beer but it was good fun
Regardless, local law rules here
>>71370722
thank u based texan
>>71371532
No, you'll find lots of oil everywhere.
That's what my family did. Bought a little bit of land, found oil, bought a lot more because of it
Now a cousin of mine is a millionaire because of some refinery explosion, he got millions in compensation. If you need anything I can hook you up
>>71371294
Did you really just tell a Canadian to come to Texas for oil?
>>71371456
You're our hat, just like Canada is the USA's hat.
But at least you get the honor of sitting on the best head.
>>71367860
>want to live in Texas
Reporting in
INDEPENDENCE SOON
THE SOUTH WILL RISE
FUCK THE FEDERAL GOVT
REPUBLIC OF TEXAS NOOOOOOOOW
>>71367860
i'm in texas
>>71371754
No, I told him it's wise that if he gets land he should dig for oil.
God BLESS Texas and God BLESS Ted Cruz!
>>71371456
The only good thing in "Oklahoma" is Winstar and even then they put it inches across the southern border because they know all the $ will be coming from Texas
>>71371761
as a midwesterner who has lived in both texas and OK, i have to admit
oklahomo > >> texas
texas is literally hell on earth, full of fat steezers, wretched niggers, and miserly chinks.
>>71371924
So are you chinese or japanese?
>>71372018
>Miserly chink
Probably Korean or Nip.
Either way, he's angry.
>>71371793
Sry for sperging out my caps lock was on from /trumpgen/.
God bless Texas.
>>71371232
Kek. It used to be authentic. Richard Linklater's while vibe didn't come from nowhere. But the change had already begun by the time I got here for school 15 years ago. It's pretty much what you describe now.
I want to move to Luling or Seguin
Friendly reminder that if you're from Texas and you don't support Ted Cruz, then you're a traitor to your state.
>>71372125
So chinese or japanese?
>>71372186
Only Japs call Chinese chinks.
So Japanese.
>not a single texas flag in this thread
>>71372176
Hello greatest ally
You may be Jewish but I promise I will give you a quick death
>>71371362
To be fair, aggies are awesome, but we all love poking fun at them.
>>71372297
I'll be a proper gun loving Texan so go ahead and try stepping on my property goyboy
>>71372289
fuck off flag stealing spic
>>71367860
Lived near Fort Worth a few years, nice place, bit to hot in the summer
>>71372289
Copryright infringement
>>71372403
Were all the Palestinians being too violent?
Why Texas?
>>71372289
Go home Chile, your drunk!
>>71371362
college station isa goddamn chink colony. Their weird little slanty eyes, flapping tongues, dirty fingernails... goddamn i hate chinks.
red injuns are funny, niggers are pretty bad but can be domesticated, but chinks can only get exterminated.
>>71372479
I'm an American patriot born in the body of a Russian """""Jew""""" in Israel.
I'll be a better citizen than most of the fags who take the USA for granted, promise, and I want Texas because it symbolizes for me the patriotic spirit of America
>>71372403
I've got just the place for you to move to and buy up all the land in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestine,_Texas
>>71371371
All those things you stated are exactly what makes Alaska and people born and bred here the best, and why we will secede first firing the first shots to usher in the day of the rope
>>71371272
I grew up in Franklin and still go back to visit my folks. I didn't say you still can't find it, I said it's been slowly dying out. I am whining, but it sucks that the best part of America is becoming less of what it could be because of outsiders tampering with our culture.
PS: I also miss when Tech didn't pretend it was any more than a gratuitous party school to fuck, party and sleep through.
>>71372428
Is germoney really as bad as it's made out to be? gf is Thuringian and wants me to go but I'd rather visit the Butthurt Belt and enjoy comfy architecture, no cucks and clubs that play hard techno as opposed to Berghain autism-core.
>>71372629
Alright, come over. At least you're not Californian.
>>71372592
你恨中国人为什么?
>>71372672
DUDE, BEARS.
>>71372629
Come to Meyerland in Houston, but bring some scuba gear.
Stop moving to Colorado you fucks.
>>71372721
The eastern part of Germany is still good, not many towelheads
>>71367860
Houston area here, help I'm drowning
>>71372659
n-no thanks
>>71372772
Fuck yes, a seal of approval from a Texan
I promise to come as a christian too. Thank you for being a part of such a inspiring state, anon, truly. god bless and fuck commiefornia
>>71372846
Now sure I get the joke m8
>>71368414
California pls go
Dallas reporting in
>>71372962
>n-no thanks
Really? Because buying land in Palestine and forcing everybody already living there out seems like something you'd be in to.
>>71372592
Aggies had the best kill count in the 'Nam. Now Charlie has overrun us...
>>71367860
Sorry not a Mexican
>>71367860
>or want to live in Texas
Hmmm
>>71373044
I get that you're a die hard leftist but there's enough space in the USA, thank you very much
fag
>>71372962
All the Jews / Israelis in Houston live in a mini-town called Meyerland. It floods regularly, for being next to a Bayou. We didn't ghetto them there, they all just moved on there on their own. We thought you guys were smart.
>>71369409
my eye counts?
>>71372403
I'm kidding friend
Anyone who wants to be Texas and loves it is good in my book
Texas pride
>>71373209
Are you a girl?
Because that's one effeminate eye.
feels good man
>>71373209
no one cares, now gtfo with you data mining bs we are not posting our pupils, fuck you
>>71373203
I'm moving to get away from Jews so thanks for the advice I guess.
>We thought you guys were smart
google Mizrahim
>>71372592
>niggers are pretty bad but can be domesticated
No...no they can't.
>>71369229
My cousin and her husband live there. Their neighborhood seems white enough but the area appears to be Hispanic. NASA is there. Which is neat. Traffic is fucking hell on the south side of 45, I hate driving to her house it takes forever.
>>71373262
>>71372403
Well I'm apparently German
>>71373189
Fuck off, we're full
>>71373295
We actually get a few white Mexican / South American rich girls on holiday here. Why anyone comes to Houston to visit the U.S. I'll never know, but they'll jump on you simply by merit of being blonde/blue and over six feet tall.
>>71367860
Most Texans accept me as one of their own because I'm conservative as hell and generally red pilled.
Moved here four years ago and have done everything possible to assimilate and respect my new home.
I also generally discourage people from moving here, because they'll just fuck it up.
Thanks based Texas and Texans for keeping this ship going for so long. My family lived in the South after coming over as colonists, so I definitely feel at home.
Moving here changed my life and really gave me an understanding that what America was and should be is still alive.
I'm probably never leaving. ;_; <3 Texas
>>71367860
Based Texbros. My smokin hot girlfriend lives in Austin and we're going to try to make a lot of money when I move there this fall (she came out to live with me near D.C but wed rather be in best state. Is Austin really like the Portland of the Southwest?
>>71373463
>Florida
ok
>>71373439
2016 or 1945?
Texas is the best. God bless you all faggots
>>71373640
More 1939
>>71373622
Shew already cucked you
>austin
>>71367860
Texas is the best state.
>>71373640
I moved to Florida literally 2 months ago for a temporary job assignment.
Also my best friend has a lake house up in Palestine, which is why I know of it
>>71373731
Around the same area. follow your dreams anon
>>71373887
Ok m8 no need for defensiveness
I'm still moving tho
>>71370893
God no don't move to sugarland
Fucking multicultural center, and it's so shit
White people are the minority here, and nobody can drive for shit
>>71367860
Born in west TX. Shipped to WI in the 80's. I love Texas.. but, I'm never leaving the North.
TX born and raised but saying you're "Texan" is about as ambiguous as saying you're "American". West Texas is just sand and spics, South Texas is humid as fuck and full of niggers, North and East Texas are fine, Central Texas is full of fags, like I seriously hate Austin so much it's the worst place in the fucking world
>>71374138
My Dad works in construction, specifically with low income multi family and section 42.
Sugarland is getting enriched, I can confirm.
>>71374115
But move to the countryside.
No cities, rampant with katrina niggers
Best bet is southeast area. Not next to the border
Live near the gulf of Mexico
There are a lot of spics here but if you choose the right place you'll never see a soul if you don't want to
>>71374138
>>71374348
Well how about that. What's Pearland like?
>>71374381
I want a semi rural mostly white community, I hate big cities and multiculturalism. Any recommendations?
>>71374438
I know not of what you speak.
I don't live in Houston and have only been twice. Luckily my city is reaching critical mass soon and people will stop moving.
Austin here. Drinking Four Roses bourbon and smoking a ton because I'm off tomorrow.
Feels good to be Texan.
>>71374438
Pearland is all rich whote people and mexicans
>>71374513
If you hate multiculture then Israel is the best place, i hear they are racist as hell
>>71374513
All I can think of from personal experience is a suburb but it's overrun with niggers, Indians and chinks now
Plano, Texas is what I was thinking. It's nice enough and there's not a lot of crime, even with a lot of niggers
Modernized, lots of gun owners
Not to say there aren't white people
Most are richer upper middle class white people who don't tolerate niggers
That being said there's a lot of crazies here
You get a murder suicide every year, and that's really often in a smaller suburb
I suggest the west area of Plano
Good high school, everything is close by, but like I said it's a suburb.
Only go there if you literally can't live in lumberton/fred area
>>71368773
Fort Worth rates high on many 'livability' rating sites. I'm biased because I've lived here my whole life (save 4 years at A&M) but you can look it up. One of my bar friends is from York and very average looking but pulls a lot of girls with accent alone.
REMEMBER THE ALAMO
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Crawfish nigger here, but Texas is cool. Keep up the good work boys.
>>71374768
please don't be sarcastic it's pretty rude and if you continue my feeling might get hurt
>>71374794
Cool, thanks for the advice
>>71374942
neat
>>71368773
Austin
>>71375044
Last word of advice
Denounce your disgusting religion and become a Christian.
Lutheran or catholic are the only acceptable branches of Christianity
For your first gun buy a handgun
Don't buy too many or you'll be put on every watch list
>>71369044
>tfw I live in Dallas
>>71375161
>Denounce your disgusting religion and become a Christian.
Obvious, and I'll do it regardless. I hate Judaism with a burning passion
Thanks for the gun advice, didn't know that.
>>71375161
>Catholic
>Texas
Become a presbetarian, best branch, least judgemental.
>>71375044
meant to add that, unfortunately, Greenville is down to only 70% white. You're gonna want to stay as Northeast as possible, North-Northeast preferably, but stay away from the panhandle. The counties along the TX-OK border are the best; Lamar, Grayson, Collin, Cooke, Fannin, they're all 80+% white with towns in the 90%s. Plus, you're just a couple hour drive from Dallas, which is the big happenin' Metroplex where there's always something to do or see or buy
>>71374931
Add Fuck John Bel Edward to that list
>>71375098
>Austin
You know, I love the place because I was born & raised there, but I'm not sure if I could handle going back. I don't think I could afford to live anywhere that isn't a ghetto shit fest, and I hate to think what the out-of-state implants might have done in the past 4-5 years.
Maybe somewhere outside of the city like San Marcos would be cheaper. I don't know.
>>71375604
I actually might be Orthodox due to my Rusky heritage
I'll think about it though
>least judgemental
Not necessarily good
>>71367860
Moving to DFW in September. Great job op. Hope it all works out.
>>71375837
I live north where the gentrification hasn't really hit yet. I still live with my mom so when it does hit we're going to move to a more rural area outside of the city. I've lived here all my life and haven't noticed many changes but I don't really leave the 5 mile area around my house.
I worked in texas for 9 months. I hated every single fucking minute.
>tfw no qt mexican gf
http://policebookingreports.com/2016/03/29/jennifer-marie-delgado/
>>71376133
Did you go outside at all or did you just watch anime in another country?
>>71376133
Gavin/10
>>71375982
Whatever you decide is fine as long as it's Christian, God will lead you where he wants you. I just like not being judged for being diffrent like you will with a lot of denominations. We're all sinners, everyone. People that think they're better than me because they were born with more money or because I'm trans when they lie and profit and cheat people all the time really get my goat.
>>71367860
I'm thinking of moving to Texas later, I was thinking of Houston or Dallas which is better and why?
>>71376133
not being around muslims made you homesick? or did the bright sun burn you?
>>71367860
Only steers and queers come from Texas.
>>71376348
Depends, do you prefer a bunch of niggers and hot, humid weather, or a bunch of niggers and hot but dry weather?
>>71376133
We know you people hate freedom, we settled this 240 years ago
WHO /FLOOD/ HERE
>2016
>enjoying ur shill board
>not being in the offical /x/pol/ (voice)chat discord
Join pol talk @
https://discord.gg/0k3oVnvCQfOo7cIi
>>71376483
Do the niggers bathe in the gulf of Mexico?
El Paso here. I have nothing in common with any of you.
>>71376133
Those 9 months were bad for Texas too . Glad you finally left.
>>71367860
Sup niggas. Our economy went fine while others suffered and still suffer from the recession. I'm getting tired of all these faggy cali and jew york niggers. Go back to your country, Texas Pride WorldWide.
>go to a German settlement city
>lots of qt girls of german descent
>>71376562
>El Paso here. I have nothing in common with any of you.
This is true. You exist on a higher plane of faggotry.
>>71367860
Thinkin' about buyin this house/land. 1.5 acres, bird hunting in the back. 55-60 bucks a sq foot for a 3500 sq foot home. It'd be a 20 min drive to work in Lubbock.
>feelsgoodman
Califags will never know the feeling of paying 675/month for a 3600 sq ft 4/4 house on 1.5 acres. This house would cost over 2 mil easy in San Fran.
>>71376348
houstonian here. dallas is shit and houston is starting to become shit. the only thing keeping houston above dallas is all the energy/gas businesses that lean towards conserative ideals.
otherwise niggers, spics, liberals, and fags are in both cities.
for example, take the montrose area in houston, known for the huge amount of liberals and faggots there. also, houston floods every once in awhile. just google today'a date and houston, it was bad. the last flooding we had was the summer of 2015 and that one was bad. also hurricanes and very humid weather.
attached is map of houston. hopefully someone provides detailed info about dallas for you.
Hope it keeps flooding. Don't wanna wage cuck tomorrow
>>71373333
Nice Purple Martin house.
Texas > Your state or country
When do we secede?
When do we kick the groce Mexicans out?
Just want to live on a farm and be independent.
>>71377051
Cool.... I'll meet you there
>>71377259
I live in Dallas.
It is shit
If I could I'd move to Beaumont area in a second
>>71377259
thank you friend wow a lot of Houston is shit then based on your map pretty scary
>>71376562
>>71377029
Yall some faggot ass nikkas fa/m
We are Mexican af but with a Texas flavor to it.
>Not going to Texas Roadhouse
>Not going to the Upper Valley to ride horses and fuck white qts
>Not going to Little bit of Texas on the weekends
We also have our unique Border culture, found in Southern Texas from El Paso all the way down to Del Rio. Get rekt faggots.
Also who /AR15/ here? I need new sights for mine, what you fellow Texas recommend?
>>71375837
>Out-of-state implants
I met someone last week who described Austin as "The Berkeley of Texas"
Its all over fellow Austin bro
>>71377590
fuck wrong pic
>>71377259
I live in La Porte :)
>>71377714
My mom lives there now. How do you live with the smell?
>>71367860
Living in austin. Faggots are fucking everywhere down here.
>>71376348
>I was thinking of Houston or Dallas which is better and why?
Dallas is way better than Houston especially up around the Plano area.
Houston is like LA with 90% humidity. Houston cops are notoriously corrupt. Houston took in all those niggers in from NO after the Hurricane. Traffic in Houston is horrible, none of those fuckers know how to drive.
There is a newness about North Texas ( Plano, Allen, Frisco, McKinney...) that I really like. There is a serenity about it. Its quiet. The only Mexicans you really see are the ones cleaning your house or cutting your lawn.
>>71377383
We can go hunting.
Or go into lubbock, which scored a ZERO with the LGBT community as far as 'gay friendly' cities in the US.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/11/22/247-wall-st-lgbt-cities/19354553/
I love living here, only thing we don't have I wish we did is a pro sports team.
>>71377804
>Living in Austin
I'm sorry
>>71369266
>The whole "don't mess with Texas" thing is a meme when really Texas is full of mexico loving, nigger sympathizing, communist queers.
'Don't Mess With Teas' is an anti-littering slogan, numb nuts.
>>71367860
I was born in Texas, does that count?
>>71377776
the smells don't really hit the suburbs unless something blows up. or I'm just used to it.
tell your mom last night was great btw
Who here /trappedinthefuckingvalley/?
>>71371068
Good luck to you. I'm going to leave Texas once I finish off college.
>>71371068
>orange
>corpus
You've seen the worst parts, anon. I would leave the state with a bad taste if I lived where you lived.
>>71378187
reporting lad
>>71367860
Houston here, trapped in my house listening to this one faggot frog who only comes out when it rains just to croak for hours on end.
What have I done to offend you, lord kek?
>>71376562
Lived in El Paso several months, West side just across from the border, but no donut shop in the entire city, what the hell?
>>71378187
What? Y'all have the hottest women in the valley. Get pussy every time I go to Brownsville.. Senorita qt.314s crave the white cock
Texas ayyyy. Uncucked till the mililtary shows up!
>>71378560
What city? Harlingen here.
>>71379179
McAllen
comfy thunderstorm happening right now
>>71368575
Beaners, Weeds, Spics, Military, and Concrete.
No art, architecture, or class; but with California SJWs shitting it up even worse than it already is.
A whole lotta nothin'.
>>71378739
>but no donut shop in the entire city
>Not going to Bowie Bakery
>>71378739
That don't sound right. What the hell is a Mexican city without a panaderia?
im moving to Austin for my phd, cant wait senpais.
>>71380375
>im moving to Austin
I'm sorry for you
>tfw native, life-long texan and hiroshimoot ip shenanigans have given me a fucking leaf
>>71368773
Wise County, or any other rural part honestly, niggers don't like to live where white people have more guns than them
>>71368785
Get a green card and we'll talk
>>71380549
You ain't fooling anyone, leaf.
>>71370657
Explain why seems both Cubans and Mexicans are the same mess.
>>71378739
You never went to Piedras street then. Gussies bakery is there, and nearby are House of Pizza and Kiki's Mexican Restaurant. I'm sure there are a dozen other places that sell something as basic as donuts. El Paso has a lot of problems, but food isn't one of them.
>Not going to Little bit of Texas on the weekends
No thank you familia. I hate how to fit in here you either need to speak spanish or deal with that country stuff.
>>71367860
fort bend county reporting in
>>71380549
Ted Cruz spotted
Anyone /a&m-commerce/ here? This town is fucking garbage.
Denton County reporting in. we got mustangs in texas. pic related, its mine YEE YEE
Summer is almost here
>>71368773
I live on South Padre Island. Great fishing.
>>71381277
Yessss shliterbahn
The on in Galveston is shit though
>>71381216
>he drives a Mustang
TOP
K
E
K
>tfw my property his higher in elevation than my surrounding neighbors
It's nice to see everyone else flood.
>>71377259
i live in the Comfy zone nicee
>>71374813
reporting in from the 817. Go aggies
moving to Austin around September
>>71381448
You god damn right and I ate a Whataburger today with a Dr.Pepper
>>71376076
>anon that lives with his mother recommends Austin
Typical.
/georgetown/ here
Shits wet, getting comfy in my man cave.
>>71381448
Would you prefer a Miata or a 350z?
>>71377837
Frisco is a town that was meticulously planned out to be beautiful, functional, and wealthy. And thats exactly what it has become
>mfw every other post is "moving to Austin"
Every fucking time.
>>71381752
I mean Dr Pepper is TX as fuck but there's nothing cool about a Mustang at all.
>>71381929
I actually have a NA weekend warrior and plan on getting a RF to DD, why?
>>71368773
Sugarland
>tfw comfy ass storm outside right now
>>71367860
Im from los angeles and im moving to texas in 3 months
Is it only liberals from california moving to texas or is it both conservatives and liberals?
>>71382216
what part?
>>71382030
>hates on Mustang
>drives literally the girliest car
I used to want a Miata, when I was 14.
Then I realized it was a toy.
>>71369044
>>71375291
>>71376348
>Tfw live in Highland Park
Ahahahahaajahahj
>>71382325
It's california liberals and illegal liberals.
Texas is fucked.
t. a lifelong texan
>>71381216
Denton is full of liberals and hipsters
>>71382325
Look at any city and you'll see libshits, Austin's a lost cause, but the surrounding towns still hold true to traditional values.
>>71382512
Wrong.
Only 5 million of the 25 million inhabits of Texas live in large cities.
The megalopolis will not crush TEXAN values.
CALIFORNIANS GET OUT!
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>>71382571
Well Fr, I aint one of them
humble reporting in
>>71382504
>Not University Park
So dissapoint
>>71382840
was born in humble, now live in meyerland. how is it now? ive heard it is filled with mexicans...
>>71382879
Literally the same fucking thing.
HP has more money because of the country club.
>>71382170
>tfw I can only get a good night sleep if it's raining or if I have rain audio playing
>>71382452
>>I used to want a Miata, then I realized it was a toy.
That is, literally, the best thing about them. If you want to drive from one place to another, would you rather do it in a boring, ugly sedan, or would you rather do it in a life-size Hot Wheels with the top down? Personally, I prefer the latter. You get to the same place at the same time, but only one option lets you enjoy the sun and the wind with none of the death risk of a motorcycle.
And if I need to move something or haul something or take more then 3 other people somewhere, guess what, that's why God invented trucks.
>>71378187
>reporting
literally the greatest place on earth minus the fucking humidity. They will see.. when Yellowstone finally blows or the rest of the mainland is nuked, this place will be a fkn heaven. Chicks are hot too, easy as fuck to fuck but pretty shallow. oh and everything is Mexican food, even the fkn Chinese.
>>71382762
If you're a Texan and you dislike whataburger you can fuck off
Honestly their burgers are amazing
>>71376562
Because you're mexico
>>71369323
Oak woods and prairies checking in. Llano uplift is also pretty sweet.
>>71383103
WHATABURGER IS BEST BURGER
>>71369615
LOL went to school with this spoiled bitch from the woodlands. Said I heard it was pretty nice.
>It was, now its filling up with spics.
>>71383088
>greatest place on earth
Nigga you gotta try your best not to die on the fucking roads anytime you hit the expressway. Not to mention how bad the traffic is if you work in Mcallen or Brownsville.
U of H here, posted in that Houston flooding thread earlier, it's still kinda wet.
>>71383218
Double cheeseburger whatasized mmm delicious
Anyone from Amarillo? How do you like it? I went there once and ate at that steakhouse with the 72 ounce steak
>>71383103
#3 with cheese and bacon
>>71381216
>ecoboost
you call yourself a Texan and you drive a fucking 4cyl mustang?
don't get me wrong not driving a veeate ponycar is bad universally, but not driving one in Texas?(minus the shit hole, Austin) what are you a cuck? You have a bernie sticker too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnptKCH44CQ
God bless Texas
>>71383103
THIS!
DAT HONEY BUTTER CHICKEN BISCUIT, NIGGAS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71383386
Literally today got a #3 with jalapenos, mustard, onions, pickles and they got me free frys
>>71368773
Fort Worth.
>>71367860
I have a visa, am I welcome?
>>71370489
No move to Texas. It is really pretty simple. My bro is a sheriff's deputy. Fields at least one call a week from a city or out of state transplant.
>The neighbor is shooting.
>Is he shooting at you or your property?
>No I just don't feel safe.
>Sorry mam it is legal to shoot in the county. Have a nice day.
>>71383403
Insurance jew hoed me
>>71369266
I'd be triggered too if I wasn't from Texas. Kill yourself you fucking faggot.
>>71368773
Central Texas Hill Country.. somewhere near a river or lake.
>>71382660
Make me.
Anyone from Victoria?
There's never anyone from Victoria.
>>71383283
>not learning how to drive valley style,
its simple its not about being safe its being efficient. like the Italians said: "anything behind you doesn't matter" as long as you got a faster car than most you can quickly get form point A to point B thanks to based 75mph highways where even the cops go 90. But i will give it to you, roads are shit and the mexican drivers may as well be jihadists. The better sides of Edinburg and Mcallen are aight tho.
>>71382141
Living in Sugarland is like living in the middle of a fucking golf course.
>>71383890
>might as well be jihadists
Thank you, that was the best thing I read all night
>>71382579
still, Austin is a different strain. It will never be as shitty as Portland.
>>71383959
>fuck you, i live in deep south texas and you fuckers have to ruin everything
is my fault that you make it incredibly hard for mexicans to legally travel to the US and at the same time incredibly easy for illegals to settle and give birth like fucking rabbits faggot?
Hey Texicucks, or should I say southern canada.
I'll just be over here enjoying my superior gun state and laughing at your obscene amount of mexishits
>mfw Texas has been cuckd since the end of the 70's
>mfw Louisiana cuckd Texas even harder to try and make New Orleans somewhat less heart of darkness than it was and it not only worked but you kept them
Queers and Steers lads, queers and steers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
>>71383890
I've been to Edinburg. Nice chill town, seems locked in mid 1900s though. Definitely has that No Country For Old Men feel
north tx checking in..
west texas is like afghanistan
our small texas towns breed military bad asses.
Texas drug laws are out of control
weed will NEVER BE DECRIMINILIZED IN TX, EVER!
Houses are cheap
Lots of fucking jobs
More trucks than you can fathom
Whatafuckingburger!!!!!!!
>>71381964
Former Austinite. Tell me about it.
>>71381872
He said they're going to move out of the city.
>>71382512
I noticed a fair share of Michigan plates when i lived in Austin.
>>71383368
Amarillo here. I've never been to The Big Texan because it looks like a tourist trap and I've heard the steaks aren't that good. The 72 oz. challenge seems to be the only thing it has going for it.
Hereford reporting in !!
>>71384158
nigga its because of illegals and the cartels that the borders are in 9/11 mode when it comes to letting you guys pass. Ill admit i went over bored im sorry mexibro, you guys are cool. sometimes...
Haaaaaay :D
>>71374228
Don't come back bud. We're overrun. Positions are folding on all fronts. Less than 50% white (non-hispanic) now.
Cities are going to shit as mudskins try to govern like white people.
>>71374330
East Texas checking in, can confirm.
>>71383503
#3 is GOAT
>>71374438
A slightly less shitty Baytown/La Porte/Pasadena.
>>71374513
Don't come to Texas. We are mostly mexican now with a healthy proportion of blacks and less than 50% white. Go to Maine or some other state with mostly white people.
>>71376158
Don't race mix anon. This is why they are outbreeding us.
>>71384158
>you make it incredibly hard for mexicans to legally travel to the US
Nice shitpost
>>71376133
>>71376204
>>71376282
>>71376357
>>71376502
>>71376717
Come on guys, he was just scared because the CCTVs weren't around to make sure the bad people won't hurt him.
>tfw spic
>don't care about the browning of Texas
I mean I don't want us to go left, but I really don't think that will happen. The GOP is winning lots of hispanic votes.
>>71377631
On the cheap? TRS-25. Expensive? Aimpoint T-1.
>>71377837
Dallas. A lot fewer blacks and spics. City is cleaner, people are friendlier, more tech jobs. I say that as a long time Houston resident (for over 15 years).
I wouldn't live in any big city though Texas or not. Medium sized cities like Amarillo are more my speed.
>>71370893
What are your careers?
>>71369229
Fuck off we're full mate
>>71369333
nigger detected
>>71382612
I don't think this counts suburbs, friend. It's probably closer to 10M if you do that.
>>71384177
Fuck you Louisiana. Take back your damn poors and niggers. We don't want them here. We were fools for trying to be good Christian folk.
>>71385716
This.
Look at the greater Houston area.
