Who /dead4sure/ here?
>>71297652
I live in Western Washington and am on the fence about freaking out
Bestt case I am spending 10 hours a day sweeping ash off my roof for 10 years
I look forward to it, at least no muslims will ever want to come here anymore
>>71297652
it happening
>>71297652
wh*tes btfo
Boise reporting in. Fuck that shit idaho is untouchable in every end world situation. tonight on fear the walking dead this guy talked about how the whole west coast was fucked and added utah and colorado to that list but not idaho. Anybody ever watched wayward pines? Shit took place in idaho. We can't die guys.
What if other countries decide to attack while we are crippled?
Or will people band together and help?
>>71297900
> image from 2014
ANY DAY NOW
>>71297652
I live right by the ocean in South Carolina.
Chances are I'll be okay but I don't know much about the whole nuclear winter thing so IDK
>>71297919
>tfw always made you guys and Eastern Washington by calling it Western Idaho
You're state sucks more the WW but everyone of you I have met was chill and down to Earth
Please Kek make it happen
>>71297983
>ANY DAY NOW
you mean any year
>>71297900
>road "melted"
>snow visibly apparent
Hm.
>>71297652
I will take my 1-3 millimeters of ash in stride. A little volcanic ash is good for soil. People would go get car washes. Bye bye flyover country, ye shall not be missed.
>>71297919
Lol prep the bullcano americuck, if this explodes you will be covered with ash, so hope you have a fallout level vault to survive this.
>>71298047
Keep in mind fuckers from socal keep moving here. Hell I'm one of em. Lived here for over 10 years now though.
>>71297652
Geologist here. Let me Redpill you on volcanic ash. Let's say Yellowstone did blow it's top. Everything from the pink area inwards will experience roof collapse. If Yellowstone did blow, it's like taking a solid slab of earth and slowly sprinkling it over your roof until it is so heavy it collapses. Make sure you have a gas mask or something to protect your lungs. Volcanic ash is small bits of ash. It will fuck up your lungs good if you do not have protection. Stock up on food and water if you hear of an impending eruption, or it has already erupted, because you will most likely not see another full food shelf for another 15 years. Make sure you have plenty of air filters. Seal your home with duct tape so the ash will not get in. Always make sure to wear a mask outside at all times. Do not open windows. Expect power grid failure in most purple areas within a day. Everything in the orange should see power grid failure in a few weeks. Good luck of it does blow, but it's unlikely.
>>71297652
Ehhh... what are my odds of survival in california?
>>71297949
What the fuck would they gain from invading a country that just got assblasted and brought to its knees by a fucking super volcano?
Besides, if you think sand nigger guerrilla warfare is bad, wait until Cletus and Clem finally get their shot.
>>71297652
>1-3 inches of ash
Shit wouldn't even shut down our roads
>based PA
>>71297652
rest in peace faggots. I'm in Los Angeles! safe from the ashes
I guess being in Europe pays off for once.
>>71297794
Fuck yeah WAbro, all we gotta worry about is The Big One triggered by the explosion!
>>71297652
why would ash kill us
>>71298115
that sand or clay
>>71298207
Nah, it's millimeters. A pathetic flurry.
>>71298171
Would medical masks do?
I have a shit ton of them here
>>71297652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL5vG8uRYe8
>>71297794
The worst predictions start an ice-age.
>>71298151
>fallout level vault
Yeah because that would be necessary to survive a little ash falling from the sky.
>Mexican intellectuals
>>71298171
Edges of brightt yellow would experience what exactly?
>>71297949
you're a genius!
always one step ahead. do u play chess?
if they didn't attack us on 9/11, then i'm not sure they will attack us now. but so much has changed in 15 years. we have a pussy president after all. so... i guess russia and n. korea nuke us during our volcano eruption.
>>71298173
I hope this chain reacts with san andreas and you get a 13.0 in california, and i hope that seeing you faggots pull dead people from the buildings breathing deadly volcanic ash Kim has mercy on you and nukes every inch of your state so nothing can live there for the next couple hundred thousand years.
>>71298296
Shit, now I'm even less scared. I couldn't even imagine that fucking with our animals/agriculture.
>>71297652
>Yfw the eruption will literally destroy Mormonism
>>71297652
Oh my god im so fucking scared im crying right now.
Im in alabama, am i fucked if im in the yellow?
>>71297652
>living in the white tip part of southern Florida
feels like a decent trade to put up with all the Haitians, Cubans and standard-issue niggers now!
>>71298388
Just by coats cause your gonna freeze in the ice age
Note that the scenario in the picture has an infinitesimally tiny chance of happening even with the next century, and if it actually did occur 95% of humanity would die out, not just the few states fully affected, as a global ice age would occur, famine would be basically everywhere, and exothermic blasts would devastate almost the entire planet.
Any eruption remotely likely to occur at Yellowstone would be about similar to the Mount Tambora eruption, which killed ~70,000 people and caused a major famine. So it would be pretty bad but anyone not in the direct state or states neighboring the volcano would be fine and we would probably recover much more easily than from Tambora.
>>71298304
You can look it up. Some will filter, but some won't. Depends on the brand. If it doesn't, I would recommend something more filtering like a real gas mask with a few standby filters if you need to go outside for whatever reason. Remember, ash is literally small bits of glass. It will destroy your lung lining and you will die of suffrocation if you breathe in too much
Please bring the nuclear winter KEK
http://www.inquisitr.com/3001963/river-near-yellowstone-national-park-begins-to-boil-sparks-concerns-video/
>>71297652
I would think that the ash thickness would not necessarily coincide with that map. Weather patterns at that time, which way the wind is blowing, could send it off in a different direction, whether it be south towards Texas or north to Canada. Regardless, I would be relatively fine here in Ohio (3-10mm).
>>71298343
Bright yellow should seal there homes, stock up on food and water, and have a dusk mask and goggles. Maybe some thick clothing
>>71298405
Bye bye Mittens
>>71298171
What should I do if I were to be in Seattle when this happens?
>>71298466
I bought them when I was doing insulation work and they're super tight
Like leaves a ring on your face
>>71298343
a winter storm for 10 year and maybe a few weeks with out any sun light.
>>71297794
You have other volcanoes to worry about.
>>71297949
That feel when right to bare arms. Literally, if anyone takes over the us, they'll only get northeastern cucks and west coast degenerates. If they try to take more, they'll be fighting a Stalingrad in every town
>>71298405
>destroy mormonism
There will surely be a great depopulation, but they're a tough religion.
>>71297652
>71297652
From South Texas, but currently in Austin.
If shit hits the fan, I'll just make the trip back and get uber comfy
>>71298568
Food and water, air mask, sealed home. In Seattle you might have gangs trying to get the essentials, such as gasoline.
Feels good man
>>71298452
It's PA, already have that stuff. Didn't need it this winter though. The last few years (outside of this recent one) temperatures have been with windchills in the negatives most of the winters so I'm ready.
>>71298171
is there any hope for the purple/light purple zones?
I know some people down there
>>71298576
That's good. A tight seal is the best. Since it isn't biological you just need a gas mask, not a full positive pressure suit.
>>71298304
Anything to help you from breathing in the particulates is good. Obviously it doesn't do anything for the various gases associated with an eruption but if you're close enough for that to matter you're dead anyways
It's crazy how far GOP is willing to go to deny Trump the nomination.
>>71298762
>>71298733
the place i live in on the map is the 3-10mm range in Western WA
any tips for that range?
>>71298304
>>71298343
>>71298568
I'm going to have to stress what this poster said
>>71298630
You will not have heat. Mylar blankets, maybe?
>>71298417
You are going to die slowly and horribly.
>>71297652
Nothing is going to happen
>>71297652
This is the retribution that the midwest deserves for not voting for Trump
>>71298171
What about orange?
>>71298317
>ice age starts, sunlight reduced
>solar panels become useless
>we rev up the smoke stacks to heat up the atmosphere
>second industrial revolution
>>71297652
I never realized how fucked I would be. Praise kek, end it all.
>>71297949
I think if anything we need to invade other countries to establish a new home that isn't completely destroyed after this happens.
>>71298725
>>71298725
An underground shelter might save them from the roof collapse problem, but that's a concrete pillbox. It might be a week before the government can send an organized response to fetch these people, but the eruption ash will be falling on them 30-60 minutes after it started.
>>71298893
and for how long.
I never really thought of this, but, how would ash react to an inverted exhaust pipe? I have one in my bunker that Leads out from my back up diesel generator.
>>71298879
If you can get on a boat to shitposterland from Seattle than you should be good until the ash blocks out the sun down there.
>>71298671
Thanks, I should really put together a bug out kit incase of an eruption or earthquake. Not to worried about gangs since I'm not in Seattle but Vancouver just figured it would be easier to ask about Seattle.
>>71298879
Dust masks. Volcanic ash mixes in with lung moisture and creates what is basically liquid cement.
>>71299226
I have no idea. Depends on a lot of things. If it's in the middle of summer, prepare for a long ass winter, and if it's in the middle of winter, prepare for that winter to never end for a while.
>>71299394
Vancouver? All you would really have to worry about is the cold. After the eruption, move south with your bug out bag handy.
>>71299404
well i live in souther californa
>>71299404
>never ending winter
Welcome to the artic circle where I live.
>>71297652
Boise idaho
But ita not happening.
You ahouldve aeen the earthquake swarm at jellystone back in 2006. We thought for sure it was going then. The ground there was rising like an inch a day. Then it stopped.
Again, yellowstone is not happening.
Wait for multiple 5s before sperging.
>>71298171
>because you will most likely not see another full food shelf for another 15 years
this nigga want us to stock up 15 years of food?
>>71298382
Hey Pablo, maybe you can give us tips for surviving under 10 tons of white powder
Is this some reddit tier shit or is there a source for this?
>>71297652
>tfw living in Pinedale
It was nice knowing you guys.
>>71298326
> A little ash falling from the sky
That shit goes straight to your lungs anon . I would like to see you try to breathe that shit
>corpus christi and miami are safe
>finally theres a reason to live in corpus christi
>>71297652
Who /3-10mm/ here?
>>71298646
They won't even get Northeastern cucks entirely, it'll be limited to Cucknecticut, Assachusetts, and the NYC tristate area.
>>71299949
Must be nice. I'm living about as close to ground zero as you can get.
>>71297652
>It's going to kill all of the upper biblecuck states that went for Cruz
Good.
>>71299949
>tfw comfy town
>based ash good for crops
>grow my own potatoes
>see amerifats starve
>>71298983
Holy shit. Is this the will of Kek?
>>71299949
im 10-30
fuck u
im probably 50 miles from bright pink
>>71299765
99 percent of rhis thread is roleplaying. 90 percent of those are pretending to be volcanic winter denialists.
>>71299949
It's not a good thing to live anywhere in the ash zone when shit kicks off. You breath in ash it turns your lungs into a sticky soggy bloody mess and you die in 15 minutes
>>71299765
ironically, /r/geology is where I went to find out if this was important, and they aren't talking about any kind of global happening.
also i have a geology degree and can't think of a mechanism for a global happening.
which is why i keep scrolling past these fucking threads
but it's getting harder cuz they keep coming
>>71299765
History would be a source. Yellow stone is a traveling hot spot that moves along the continent as the plates shift over it. Shit builds up then boom every few thousand years.
The real fun part is we just discovered the magma chamber is waaaaaay bigger than previously thought and most damage estimates are based off older info.
>>71299692
garden, livestock.. i dunno man
>>71297919
>>71298151
>>71297652
>>71300003
>>71299533
>>71298983
All these shit-tier faggot plains states are being punished by God for electing the self-proclaimed but false prophet El Rato and for spreading the phony brand of Christianity they call "Mormonism".
>NJ
Apparently not affected at all, but I won't be enjoying any more California wines. The horror.
The US becomes Morrowind?
>>71297652
Virginia here.
We may have too many liberals and niggers here, but at least we'll live through the eruption.
>>71298382
More are still gonna die from your cocaine wars, bean-chan.
Goodbye burgerbros, it was fun
>I'm not even yellow
one perk to living in this hellhole
>>71300151
>tfw florida
>crops get fucked
>just go fishing
We'll be fine
>>71300051
Even if I remain inside with a military gas mask?
Suck it btw Calgaryfags
>>71297919
>boise fine in every world end scenario
Lmao you dumb fuck there is an active military base right next to boise. Guaranteed nuke.
>>71297652
>volcano explodes
>ashes whole US
>kills crops
>rations for ~3 years
>world starves
>shit settles
>ash creates EVEN MORE fertile farmland in the US
>Americans grow to 2 Billion in size
>All over 600 pounds
>MUH FUD
>>71300312
How do ashes lead to fertile farmland?
You have do that Fear the Walking Dead shit and boat your way out of earth.
>>71298285
volcanic ash is powdered rock.
Its heavy so a few inches will collapse your roof and it will set like concrete in your lunges.
>>71300122
Called a caldera and it doesn't move the crust moves over the spot. And it's a few HUNDRED thousand years.
>>71300358
Volcanic ash is full of all that good shit that plants need. It just doesn't help them when it falls in feet
>mfw the south is safe
>mfw the south finally rises again
>>71300358
Ash is full of good things for plants, take Pompeii for an example.
>yfw volcano starves all the liberals and a new golden age dawns on the US
>>71300498
Then have one dumb bitch ruin it for everyone?
Denver here.
I'm dead.
BURN IT DOWN MAGMA-CHAN
Orange here, how long do I need to NEET out before breathing wont horribly kill me? Would I be better off trying to get to Florida or some Yurop country rather than waiting it out?
How would you even prepare for this if you're the President or whoever? Just relocate the people close to it until it's done destroying everything?
>>71300556
Reread what I fucking wrote and go back to your intro geology class fuckwit.
Imagine how comfy the future will be, going on expeditions into the ashlands.
>>71298024
What town ?
>>71300311
Its 50 miles feom boise. And its no longer a primary nuke target.
>>71300872
Nope, you stock up on food, water, whatever, get FEMA up and ready, the national guard up and ready, and accept the fact that within a month of the happening you'll probably get lynched
>>71300872
Move lots to Alaska would be my guess.
Better not be happening till Thursday. My parents are in Flordia right now.
Texas and the East coast look safe
that's all that's important
Nothing is happening, nothing ever happens.
>1-3mm of ash
Traffic will be at a stand still, but the army of vacuum trucks here will get that shit cleared up pretty quick. As for the subsequent winter, it'll be nice to actually have one for a change instead of six months of spring.
>>71301027
Texas here. It was wet, today.
>>71298171
>perfect time for US invasion
>>71300956
Honestly it depends on your area. If you live in a major city definitely.
Rural areas shouldn't be as terrible because a lot of gangs wouldn't go out to them much besides potential scavenging runs.
Kansas City, Missouri.
I wonder how fucked I am.
>>71298115
it's not snow.
It's a salt puddle next to the road, so no vegetation.
How long will the ash stay in the sky? Till it rains once? A couple of times? Will it stay there for months? How much food and water do I fucking stockpile for this?
>>71297652
Post your apocalypse mix, I hope you all bought a battery powered walk man for all your jams. Makes sure to burn mixtapes!
>>71301524
a couple years
>>71297652
Massive global cooling.
Next ice age.
Oh shit this thread is still going on.
>>71297652
Shitposting capital will live on, FOREVER
>>71297652
Can anyone explain why they picked those places to label? At first I thought it was state capitols but some states have 2
>>71297652
from seattle, my entire family would be gone it seems.
Feels bad man.
>>71301580
What's the plan for someone in the inland empire, california? Do I immediately head for canada/mexico (preferably canada) with my car packed with supplies and just drive non-stop for one or two days along the coast till I'm out of the light yellow zone? Do I hole up for a couple fucking years in my tiny-ass apartment?
>>71298304
Asian detected
Don't worry America. I bet Africa will repay you for all your donations and shit and send you food aid....kek.
>>71301743
Good question, I don't know, but no pun intended escape L.A.Cali is gonna be a goddamn mad house. Also just imagine the terror attacks while the US is vulnerable, get to Canada friend. I live in Indiana, looks like I'm leaving Uni. to defend the homestead from looting niggers. Wish me luck /pol/acks. When the time comes, I wanna tell you guys, its been my greatest honor shit posting here!
You retards. A few mm of ash won't kill you. Look up Mt. saint Helens. Portland took in a shit ton of ash, and they survived. Now, the inner States with with a ton of ash are fucked for sure. But the coasts will be fine
>>71301972
Good luck, but I think expecting to travel when this hits MSM is delusional. I might just buy two really good gas masks with multiple filters and a lot of duct tape, food, and water and NEET it the fuck up for a couple months.
Already got the guns and ammo for when I emerge from my cocoon.
>But, uh... mostly we had dust.
>I guess I can't describe it. It was just constant. Just that steady blow of dirt. We wore, um... little strips of sheet... sometimes over our nose and mouth... so that we wouldn't breathe so much of it.
>Well, when we set the table, we always set the plate upside-down. Glasses or cups, whatever it was upside-down.
>>71300312
too bad you need the fucking sun for crops
a supervolcano eruption would lead to nuclear winter, it doesn't matter how much ash there is because we're all gonna freeze to death in a matter of weeks
>>71297652
Not me :D
>>71302168
and wouldn't the winter take like a few years?
>>71299849
>imblying i go outside
normies btfo
>>71301027
Texas and the Least Coast are exactly the places that need to be wiped out
Fuck, we need a Jupiter-tier hurricane to form in the Atlantic
>>71300358
Ash is full of electrolytes which is what plants crave
Central Oregon here, yeah we're pretty much fucked.
>>71302509
califonian detected
>>71302168
I'm sure if it was a threat to our survival we could come up with a way to clear it.
Now that drones are cheaper and more common we could probably use them for cloud seeding in high-ash areas and the rain would help clear some of it.
>>71302635
So ash is made of brawndo?
I'm stocking up on car air filters so I can jew people when they have to replace them weekly.
If Trump is elected the irony of Mexico using its new wall to keep Americans from fleeing the volcano would be hilarious..
As if being Ky fag didn't feel good enough. Can't wait for the west coast to eat shit.
>>71301740
populated cities
it's ok guys we just need to vomit greenhouse gasses in the air to counter the volcano winter :DD
>>71302759
>putting in more clouds to try and fix nuclear winter
Thank God Britain isn't in charge of anything anymore
>>71302806
MAGA backfires haha
>>71302827
I feels that bro.
>>71298379
>implying 9/11 would even be comparable to something like Yellowstone erupting
Millions would die. Not three thousand.
>>71300123
>Ash
>Garden, livestock
Are you mentally handicapped?
>>71297652
It was a decent run at life I guess
With the power of almighty KEK...
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE!!!!!!
>>71303211
I know the Jews have sabotaged your science education so I'll give you a break: when the rain starts, the clouds dissipate, and the ash caught in the atmosphere gets caught in the rain drops and falls to the ground.
It's like when a doctor has to cut you open to fix something wrong with you, yes, getting cut is bad, but it's necessary.
>>71303382
>Millions would die. Not three thousand.
oh shit. ur right! good looking out senpai.
>>71297794
ayy the eruption triggers even more eruptions, not to mention a earthquake that slices off California
>>71303575
>several hundred million tons of highly acidic volcanic compounds mixing into water and raining to earth
>then seeping into the ground water where they decompose into chlorides and fluorides
>a good thing
Cmon mighty quads help yellowstone rise with fury
>>71297652
This kills the Cruz supporters
If we have fusion power by then we could survive this. We would have billions of years worth of cheap energy. We could heat and grow shit indoors efficiently
>>71304495
Toxic but treatable groundwater or nuclear winter
Not a hard choicefampai
>>71302635
>Ash is full of electrolytes which is what plants crave
It doesn't matter that you're partly right, you need to watch "Idiocracy"
>>71297652
That would cause America to become Australia landscapewise.
>>71298314
Why are people ignoring this?
>>71305200
Because it's nothing.
>>71305310
>Australlia
>>71304899
I don't think you understand what (if this is exactly as bad as last time Yellowstone blew) 240 cubic miles of lava will do when blown into the atmosphere. It wouldn't be like a factory's acid rain, this would be the end of the country any way we slice it
Two hours north of Los Angeles.
I'll be aright senpai. The first signs of eruption would hit twitter and then pol in matter of seconds with a happening thread from page 0 to 15
To mexico.
>>71305664
it would assfuck the northern hemisphere into a new and exciting level of sodomy, meanwhile down here we would get flooded with refo cunts.
>>71305846
>assfuck the northern hemisphere into a new and exciting level of sodomy
>>71297652
>live just within the outer edge of lightest area
>it'll still ruin my beach trips
Oh, poo!
>>71306173
yanks welcome, well just chuck a burger on the barbie for you
North California reporting in.
Boned but not dead - time to stop by the military surplus store and the gunshop
Super volcano about to make American gr8 Again
>>71305548
>America
whats your point cunt?
>>71306173
why so mad?
>>71298382
Edges
Ouch
>>71297652
>millimeters
>who dead?
literally no one
>>71298568
Pray.
>>71306865
Isn't volcanic ash heavy as fuck?
>>71297652
hopefully my htc vive gets here in time so i can relax in VR until we all die.
>>71306936
Considering its powdered rock, yes.
>>71306865
>3 millimeters of ash blanketing every plant in the country
>tons of it in the sky
We'd be fucked. Damn near every plant down to fucking grass would die, widespread famine, it would be fucking biblical.
>>71298317
Nice, fucking finally.
>>71298314
Video looks like it's from 1916.
>>71298171
>Volcanic ash is small bits of ash.
It's even worse. It's small bits of glass. You get bone cancer. And you die.
>>71306936
yeah , 10cm or so will collapse roofs. its abrasive, will damage vehicles, can poison livestock & crops, not to mention the immediate threat to humans lungs, eyes etc etc
>>71307227
Was just about to say that it'll put some roofs though
We'll take white, Christian immigrants.
>>71298844
Kek
Rnc confirmed fucking with haarp
I got a lot of family in Minnesota. But they are used to dealing with feet of snow all the time. Few inches of ash won't be too bad.
As for me I'm in Florida now. Looks like I'll be alright.
I think the real concern is the supposed winter this thing will cause. But hey. Fuck it.
I'm sort of bored with this cushy modern living.
Would be nice to get knocked back 100 years for awhile.
>>71307402
You naive fuck.
>>71303575
I don't think you understand the concept of a nuclear winter. I actually don't think a vast majority of this thread does, to be fair, so I don't blame you.
If (when) Yellowstone erupts, the world will end. It's not a preventable event. Mankind as we know it will be entirely wiped out. It's as simple as that. There would be some weirdos in bunkers who delay their deaths by a decade or so, however.
>>71297652
Why is that map different from this one?
Supervolcano becomes top national concern.
Obama declares emergency and postpones the election.
Takes third term.
Trump is pissed and encourages followers to be pissed.
Obama uses this as grounds to have him jailed for treason.
>>71298314
H A P P E N I N G
California will fall.
>>71300748
BURN IT DOWN MAGMA-CHAN
is this the most dangerous thing /pol/ has tried to meme magic'd
>>71300748
Burn it down Magma-Chan
>>71307507
Eh, if prehistoric man could survive the last supervolcano, I think we'd have a pretty good shot
>>71297652
Eastern seaboard -- where government and commerce and most of media are -- would be fine.
>>71298171
Why couldn't people just go out and vacuum all the shit up?
>>71298187
underrated
>>71297652
I hope it erupts and USA fall apart and stop cucking EU.
>>71297652
>tfw absolutely no ash
I guess there is a bright side to living in this hellhole.
>>71307463
Meh. Whatever.
Hard times are good for the species. We've gotten too soft. Forgotten who we are.
>>71308070
>why couldn't people go out and vacuum up the debris of a 24,000 megaton explosion per second eruption that rained down on most of a continent
>>71308070
For the same reason we don't use vacuums for snow removal.
>>71308234
This wouldn't be hard times like living in the dust bowl in Kansas, this would be apocalyptic.
>>71308281
You don't? What do you do with all the snow then? Just leave it on the street?
>>71308269
Everyone's got a vacuum man. If this shit is really world ending, I think everyone would be willing to spend a few hours vacuuming their yards and driveways an shit.
>>71298171
>Roofs collapsing from 3-10cm of ash
The fuck are your houses made of, cardboard?
>>71308454
Might as well be.
>>71308454
Volcanic ash is dense, not like snow.
Just a few millimeters is enough to crack glass, and inches can be enough to smother someone unlucky enough.
>>71308428
Man you syrupniggers really are a lost cause
git gud fag
>>71308454
american construction is possibly shoddier than most of the third world
meh, what's 5 inches of ash? there's like 9 inches of snow right now
I for one will build as ash fort and have ash ball fights with the neighbors
>>71308319
It would be hard yes. But not apocalyptic. I mean the shits happened many times before and things appear to be quite alright nay?
It would end civilization sure.
But a remnant will remain. And probably much of the technology would remain. The knowledge.
Not all of it certainly. But enough. We won't be back in the stone age. Just a bump along the road before our glorious assent.
Besides. Ash is fabulous fertilizer. Planet will be clean and green my man
>>71308595
enjoy your cancer m8
>>71297652
>soon
when
USA won't be able to pay for its co2 credits till 2176
>>71308566
Yeah, we have those. They also just have vacuums on the side attached to hoses that dump all the snow into a trailer to haul away.
You just leave that shit on the road? Or do you run behind all of those with a fucking scooper and pick it all up again after? Waste of time and effort if so.
>>71298187
I lol'd. Quality post right here
>>71307565
Wind.
>>71308670
>montrealfag detected
They only use that stuff in cities. Out in rural areas there is no harm in leaving snow piles around to melt.
>>71308454
Its heavy
>>71308428
>why doesn't everyone just vacuum up an explosion bigger than every atomic device ever made combined by a factor of 10,000
Go back to hunan province Wong, it's obvious Canadian education isn't working out for you
>>71308606
I mean if the extinction of 99% of the global population from famine is your idea of hard times, then sure, it'll be hard and eventually we'll pull through, but yes, this would be damn near a human extinction event.
>>71298317
>You will never unload a shotgun at a pesky smilodon rummaging through your trash
>Or clever, genetically re-engineered, dromaeosaurid ravens
>You'll never fuck one
>You'll never go hunting for wooly rhinos with your modern tribesman
>You'll never see a wild megatherium
>You'll never get stuck in tar and die
>Your fossilized remains will never be discovered millions of years later by an advanced civilization of evolved, anthropomorphic, raptor people, and put on display in a museum
Why fucking live? Take us home, Yellowstone. Take us home.
>>71300748
Dude... This from Touhou It's Kaguya friend or some shit
>>71297652
tfw europes borders will be closed when it's happening. You will have to go back.
>>71297949
all our sub based icbms would still be more the capable of fucking anyone up dumb enough to try to attack us.
>>71308454
That shit is fucking dense as concrete, Kevin. It's not as light and fluffy as it looks.
>>71309189
This coming from sweden FUCKIN SWEDEN ROFL thank u kind sir u just made my nite
>>71309229
>Half the country explodes in volcanic conflagration
>Ash threatens what remains
>At least we still have THE BOMB
Feels good.
>>71309002
We've only used like, 2 of those things. There's like 300+ MILLION vacuums in North America. It wouldn't take long if everyone chipped in and did their part.
I could only hope that it comes before the election. Wiping out California's population would only serve to help Trump win.
Plus I'm not affected in the slightest, because I live in Southern Arizona. Worst case scenario I just have to sweep some ash from my roof. Best case? Fucking 2nd Ice Age HELL YEAH
>Volcano explodes
>Planes totally unable to fly worldwide due to the ash
That alone would be a nightmare
>>71298171
Albertafag back again, where do sit in this category? Should I be worried?
>>71300929
Traveling ashlands with a post apocalyptic waifu.
Cozy 10/10
>>71306648
Thanks best ally.
>>71309775
>Dem priorities
Worst case: You can't even breathe in North America.
YOU CAN'T VOTE IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE, ANON! YOU NEVER THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.
Not me! RI reporting from safe haven.
Fuck you western /pol/tards. I will bathe in your ashes.
>>71302154
under8ted
>>71310170
You sure will, if only a little.
>>71309182
>Mokou
>Kaguya's friend
They kill each other on the regular
but it's okay because they're literally immortal
Just how long do we have?
>>71310144
Don't worry, I live in Southern Arizona where the air is made of the knives of dead cartels. I literally breathe in millions of knives every second of every day. Ash won't do shit to me.
>>71306717
Anything and everything you say is a lie.
>>71310321
Approximately ~1 seconds to midnight. It's been a pleasure shitposting with you, Anon.
https://youtu.be/fbIfVEboAzg
>>71303388
Ash, or carbon, is great fertilizer
Cant we just Nuke it before it attacks?
>>71310552
Especially when it's in your lungs
>>71310514
Cheers, I'm going back to watching ReZero. Tell Trump I'm not going to stop sending him anime lewds.
>>71310564
'MURICA!
>>71297652
>Mexico builds wall
>Yellowstone goes off
>??
>Lol
>>71299849
>It's only a little ash, Anon. What's the worst that could happen? It's harmless, lighten up.
You tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end... it doesn't even matter.
>>71298221
No you aren't, dumbass.
>>71297652
>whitest states covered in ash
>black states remain livable
just when I was toying with the idea of converting to mormonism and move to Utah and have 12 kids with my qt3.14 mormon waifu
>>71300672
Nope. It still leaves us with niggers from florida and that general area. Meaning tons of nigger looting and rioting.
>>71297652
What exactly does an inch of ash amount to?
>>71310811
is it wrong to think the pompeii "fossils" are just crude concrete sculptures placed there to illustrate the depth of the disaster?
So let me get this straight. Assuming the US last until the next eruption, we'll basically completely collapse as soon as it does?
We're literally a ticking time bomb. Why even live?
>>71310946
One inch of ash.
>>71310946
See, an inch of ash by itself isn't much. When it's an inch of ash across most of America's farmland? We'd be fucked.
>>71311003
Think of your Death Pose because we gonna end up like Pompeii so before the ash fucks you up and turns you into a statue, you should think of your death pose for future archaeologists to speculate what you were doing in your last moments.
>>71297652
USA just wants a catastrophic bail out from debt. Pay your debts burger you can't meme out of this one.
>>71310946
Also, depends what the ash is made of.
Some ash can be quite toxic.
>>71310985
Plaster was injected into the ash to fill in the impressions where people died and decomposed. They are incredibly well-preserved. After excavation, archeologists were careful to return the site to as close the way it was as possible.
>>71311122
Definitely doing a JoJo pose
>>71311122
Well, what is it pose from dark souls with dragon dildos in my hands and every orifice
They'll hopefully put me in a museum to warn of the dangers of unchecked liberalism.
>>71297652
nothing will touch me :)
>>71311186
awesome, thanks for explaining it
>>71310985
Those are plaster molds of the holes the dead bodies who then decomposed left in the ashes who solified.
Wouldn't Yellowstone blowing up also completely stop air traffic across almost the entire world?
>>71297949
lol canadas taking over
>>71297652
Is 3-10 good?
>>71311122
>My death pose when anthropomorphic raptor archeologists find me
>They'll never know I was thinking of them, and this very moment, when I breathed my last
>>71311186
Volcanic ash is considered to be the best building material after all.
Ancient Romans used a ton of volcanic ash to make their concrete which is why Concrete from Ancient Rome is vastly superior to a majority of modern concrete, today.
We could invent concrete better than Ancient Roman concrete but there is no point in doing that, economic wise, because modern humans don't really want to make something that lasts forever whereas ancient humans thought making something that lasts forever was an ideal to strive for.
What if we just drill a hole for lava to come out slowly? Will it prevent explosion? Is it possible even?
>>71309189
>Trump.jpeg
>Sweden
>"You will have to go back"
>>71311321
It's fantastic.
>>71311186
Dude, not even tourists want to take anything from Pompeii.
The news every so often mentions how the site managers of Pompeii get tourists dumping back the stuff they took from Pompeii because they supposedly started experiencing bad luck after taking objects from Pompeii so every year, there is a pile of returned "stolen goods" that makes the news.
>>71309257
>Layer of 10cm equates to about 235kg/m2
Fuck me, did I underestimate that.
>>71311243
>Well, what is it pose from dark souls with dragon dildos in my hands and every orifice
The future archaeologist would probably think you were a Sacrificial Maiden to the God of Lust from some Bygone Era.
>>71311392
>These feels
Pic symbolically related.
We couldn't stop it. Hopefully, the future will favor our posterity, and we'll learn from these errors.
>>71311497
Huh, that's interesting. Thanks for the info. Being a Gnostic adherent, the phenomena, associated with the relics, doesnt surprise me.
>>71311393
Not without rendering a swath of the country uninhabitable, due to lava, and toxic gasses. Even then, that sort of activity (with the drilling, explosives required, etc) could set it off.
>>71307507
Well, first, you mean volcanic winter, "nuclear winter" as coined by Carl Sagan has been debunked as junk science.
Second, you've got no idea what you're talking about. Humans have lived through multiple super volcano eruptions. Shit we even had a monster erupt only 200 years ago and it had so little impact that you weren't even aware of it.
Scientists can't even agree on how bad or long the cooling would be. However bad it is, it wasn't enough to kill off humans with nothing more than spears. I doubt humans with nuclear power and hydroponic technology will have much trouble.
>>71311252
>Pots boiling
House going to burn with everyone in it.
>>71311998
I think the only people I can say with 100% certainty who would notice zero change from Yellowstone blowing up is people who live in Siberia.
Would Yellowstone even make a difference for people who live in Siberia?
>>71298568
Have gay butt sex.
>>71312088
>massive ash clouds keeping sunlight away during summer
>wouldn't notice
Since Siberia has maximum continental climate it'd cool down pretty fucking fast.
>>71297652
So what's 3-10 millimeters of ash mean?
i ain't no rock nerd
>>71297652
>live in Billings
rip, goodbye anons
>>71312244
Like snow except it doesn't go away.
>>71311516
>Investigated claim
You're a good guy. I actually feel kinda bad for not mentioning that now.
>>71297652
Ironic how Yellowstone blowing up would be a superior form of DDT and could cockblock Zika forever.
Compared to America carpet bombing the world with DDT since WW2 to 1970 and failing to find a good replacement for DDT ever since, all that volcanic ash would fuck up a mosquitoes favorite habitat on a global scale and possibly make some if not all of them extinct.
>>71308269
>24,000 megatons per second
nope, more like 24,000 megatons total.
>>71312151
This. Also, it's closer to ground zero than even Moscow. They already experience the coldest temperatures on earth (outside Antarctica); it'd turn into The Day After Tomorrow over there. Remember, animals really *did* freeze instantly, standing, in place, still eating.
>>71312300
so it's nothing?
>>71312602
Like snow that doesn't melt, gets into your longs, solidifies when moist, and gives you instant black lung. From which, you almost certainly die, if the cocktail of toxic shit in the ash doesn't kill you first. It's also extremely fucking hot; the ash's initial, high temperature is partly why it's so air-buoyant, despite its density.
Also, that said, it's as dense as concrete. If your house is covered, it collapses. You go outside, you get covered and get crushed, or asphyxiate.
>>71312244
10 millimeters of ash is about 50 pounds per square yard
Damn near every tree in the country would collapse from the additional weight, and the ones that don't would die from not being able to receive sunlight. Roofs would collapse, plants and animals would die on an extinction scale, fish would suffocate, pretty much the end of days. You know there was a mini ice age triggered by Krakatoa? Yellowstone would be 2-10 times more powerful, depending.
>>71297652
This is great. I dont get an ash
>>71312528
Honestly I'm finding very conflicting answers. The only constant I see is that the last Yellowstone eruption blew 240 cubic miles of ejecta
>>71312503
>Render mosquitos extinct
IT may not bother you much, being they're not a staple of your diet, but a lot of animals would be a touch upset, so to speak. Think of the ecological impact vs. A few less Africans dying to malaria, rather than child soldiers. Zika isn't, itself, a solid enough justification.
>>71312870
>>71312979
So, go underground, but lots of preserved food, vitamins, gas masks, air filtration systems, etc?
Can at least get a break from the godawful summers.
