Is this proof that Germany wants to be more like US?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
Fuck yeah I love rammstein
>>71197684
once again Captain America does not get sarcasm
>>71197684
What, 62% white?
>>71197684
I come from burger land and I know that this is obviously sarcasm. They are making a statement about our culture you fuckwit and here's a tip: it's not a positive one.
translate the lyrics senpai
as far as I remember the song doesn't exactly praise America
>>71197684
He's singing about how it's a fucking shame that american culture is taking over the world.
Did you forget to turn on the subtitles?
>>71197684
that song is about the global influence of america, and how it's not good. it's proof some leftist musicians during the bush era thought america was an international juggernaut. the next song on that album is nostalgia for fucking COMMUNIST RUSSIA
>>71197762
So it's a shame that a refined way of living is spreading across the world?
>>71197776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24DYL83cq54
>>71197684
>Springsteen, Born in the USA
Hell yeah, I was born in the USA as well sure I love this country just like Springsteen USA USA USA
>We are living in America
Wow, I'm living in America too look how these Germans sing about how lgreat living here is they must really really like us USA USA USA
Reading lyrics is not one of your hobbies, Amerifats, is it?
>>71197857
Replacing other refined ways of living? Absolutely.
>>71197684
Yes, everyone wants to be like us. If they say otherwise they are just envious that American culture is superior.
>>71197684
THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG
>>71197927
Christ americans are deluded, no one wants to be like your worthless shithole
>>71197758
>America is so great that even our culture invades other countries
I don't recall anyone singing even a satirical song about GERMANY GERMANY
>>71197759
They're just jealous that the chief export of Germany is radicalized Islam and the native population
>>71197762
They should make a song about paying debts.
>>71197900
Honestly with the way things have gone, American capitalist values should eradicate the cucked SJW nations accepting immigrants all day.
>>71197927
only good thing about usa are your gun laws. everything else is shit
>>71197900
We have two ways of civilizing the rest of the world.
1. Bomb the shit out of them
2. Sell them cheeseburgers
Most of the time, we just sell them cheeseburgers. But you libcucks will whine no matter what.
>>71197927
Hahah
>>71198093
You're a fucking retard.
>>71198093
>American capitalist values should eradicate the cucked SJW nations accepting immigrants all day.
Only insofar as they don't value their own lifestyles. Not because it's imperative for the US to survive.
>>71198136
I'm not a liberal.
>>71198195
Don't you have some phonebanking to do? :^)
>writes song about amerika and how its a negative global influence and the spread of american culture is ruining your country
>embrace islam and vote to turn germany into turkey
nice one germany
you should be so lucky to be living the amerika
>>71197684
No, this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY&list=PLcHntwEbfq2OndrSeSVFocWKUWHkN7fg4&index=153
>>71197684
We do all live in America, and don't you fucking forget it.
>>71197927
To make an argument that a policy is bad our politicians/academics compare it to similar American policies and everyone cringes and is automatically against it. I'm not like that, I love the US, but not many people do tbqh senpai.
>>71197684
Rammstein are communists who want the DDR back, they're satirizing America.
>>71198093
>If you don't like america you're just jealous
I hope you're a child
>>71198269
T'was a simple time when all a German man had to complain about was drinking Coca-Cola and buying their wife a Wonderbra.
Now Jamal Al'muhammad buys his wife Wonderbras. :^)
Such a shame Rammstein won't counter that immigrant song the government produced.
>We're not saying Insha'allah
>Deport Islam. Ist wunderbar.
>>71198572
salty redcoat detected.
240 YEARS
>assmad lesser countries
>>71197762
it was also made back before the migrant crisis when such things were silly and satirical
>>71198660
There, you're doing it again.
>If you don't agree with me you're salty
sad
>>71198593
They're actually anti-nazi, so I believe you won't hear anything redpill from them
>>71198661
ygotas please go.
>>71197684
It's a satire of USA globalism (cultural,economical,political)
op kill yourself
>>71198082
>Australia
Thanks, Australia.
>>71198718
>implying the germans haven't been embracing the barbarian hordes for the last 20 years
>>71198764
Cmon, Ahmed, stop embarrasing yourself.
>>71197684
Also if you watched it till end you can find out the moon landing was fake :^)
OP is correct
You mentally handicapped foreign inbreds are nothing but the gum beneath Uncle Sam's triumphant polished boots you petty faggy niggers.
>>71197684
nice bait ill bite.
No it makes fun of the US.
>>71199094
The funny thing is, even if the moon landing WAS fake the rest of the world went aboard the ruse cruse no problem.
Thanks, Hungry.
>>71198082
Haha, sure is funny when you third world peasantry try to bring us down.
You people just don't understand what its like to just not have to care about the rest of the world, you're country is just a vacation resort to us.
>>71198863
It's sad that being nationalistic in Germany is automatically attributed to being a Nazi.
It's kind of like what American liberals are pushing. If you're nationalistic you're a racist/Nazi.
>>71199176
Autism is real.
>>71199269
Yes. Autism IS real. That is indeed a fact.
And?
>>71199074
You can't even spell embarrassing you daft cunt
>>71199158
yeah because we're the ones who put on leather and piss on each other
>>71199394
So you'd rather attack my spelling than being called Ahmed?
I can see why you guys are the largest empire in the world...
>>71199347
Lmao :D
Thanks for the laugh burgerbro...
Catchy song - too bad its anti capitalism.
>>71199578
*Against globalism
>>71199553
No prblm bby ;)
>>71199524
Ohno, you called me ahmed i'm so sad :(((((
Grow up faggot
Your poor spelling highlights the fact that you're a retarded american.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ2np7R-Uwg
>>71197684
USA was Germany #2 with Freedom to Think
>>71197684
Is this proof America wants to be more like Germany? :^)
>>71199696
I'm sorry, is my post not Halal enough for you?
>>71197684
>Germany
That's still a country?
>>71197684
'This is not a love song'
>>71199619
Seeing as they are communists, that's incorrect. Commies have always pushed their ideals as necessary for the world, which is why they have done their best to abolish religion, differences between sexes, etc. Capitalism, unfortunately, has only gone the globalist route in response to that push. America was isolationist prior to the world wars.
>>71197684
I'm pretty sure that song is talking shit on us senpai
>>71197684
that drumset is sick
>>71199812
Apology accepted
>>71199788
>America is attacked by terrorists
>Tight regulations, widespread discrimination
>Yurop is attacked by terrorists
>Merkel announces they'll take a million more this year
I wish they would Make Germany Great Again... I really do. This is coming from someone with a German last name.
>>71199878
tbqh i make it loop around 2:20. I don't really care for the masturbatory solos in metal.
>>71200006
>This is coming from someone with a German last name.
'Schnitzelmeier'? :^)
>>71197684
Dude, that star trek pinball machine is the shit.
Also, I can't possibly see how this song is negative against America. Every fucking culture they show adopting american culture is a backwoods fucking shithole. They can try all they want to make it seem like we're culturally invading the world (if that's even a term), but in the end they allow it. They take our shit because our shit is the best. Turns out people don't like starving to death and carrying jugs of water 3 miles twice a day. Who fucking knew?
>>71200006
lol, you're actually in favour of the patriot act?
>>71200155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzZ5ExtHczE
>>71199927
The best thing about being an American, I'd say, is that we're always in the hearts and minds of people around the world, regardless of it's in a positive or negative way.
The fact that we touch so many people is something no other country can do. We ARE the world, whether they want to believe it or not. We are in their hearts, and minds, and souls.
America is a meme that no one will ever be able to wipe away, for better or worse.
>>71197709
Why don't you brush us up on the facts Colgate
>>71197684
i just like this song because american '''''culture''''' is so strong that even when countries knowingly dont want it, they still adopt it
>>71199788
too soon bro
>>71199895
"This song reminds me of something Jawaharlal Nehru (India's first Prime Minister) once said: "Dealing with America, you have two choices: you either accept the authority of the Pentagon and lose your freedom, or the authority of Hollywood and lose your culture". That's what this song meant to me."
We're all living in America,
America is wunderbar.
We're all living in America,
Amerika, Amerika.
When I'm dancing, I want to lead,
even if you all are spinning alone,
let's exercise a little control.
I'll show you how it's done right.
We form a nice round (circle),
freedom is playing on all the fiddles,
music is coming out of the White House,
and near Paris stands Mickey Mouse.
We're all living in America...
I know steps that are very useful,
and I'll protect you from missteps,
and anyone who doesn't want to dance in the end,
just doesn't know that he has to dance!
We form a nice round (circle),
I'll show you the right direction,
to Africa goes Santa Claus,
and near Paris stands Mickey Mouse.
We're all living in America,
America is wunderbar.
We're all living in America,
Amerika, Amerika.
We're all living in America,
Coca-Cola, Wonderbra,
We're all living in America,
Amerika, Amerika.
This is not a love song,
this is not a love song.
I don't sing my mother tongue,
No, this is not a love song.
We're all living in America,
Amerika is wunderbar.
We're all living in America,
Amerika, Amerika.
We're all living in America,
Coca-Cola, sometimes WAR,
We're all living in America,
Amerika, Amerika.
>>71199878
Because there are still some German parts in the song right?
I can see how that could be problematic. Trying to be like America, but some people ruin the fun.
>>71198093
debnts?
did you just confuse a finnish flag for a greek one? Also fyi Finland was the only country to pay its ww2 war debt in full under time.
>>71200361
>sometimes WAR
This lyric is funny coming from a German guy.
>>71200343
I apologize :(
Here, have a rare Trump :^)
>>71200471
Why? germany doesn't have the habit of getting into pointless wars half a world away.
>>71197684
Only if you're retarded enough to not understand the message of the song.
>>71200471
those were nazis, not germans, but the current US is still responsible for slavery and killing the indians
>>71200641
and sometimes war
>>71200553
>>71200641
Are you two so ignorant of history that you think the world only began in the 1900s?
American culture is foreign to most Americans. The US has been judaicized and the scourge is spreading to the rest of the west.
>>71200185
The Patriot Act is patriotic, duh. You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. :^)
Better than the Cuckold Act.
>>71200463
Y'all need some originality.
And I'm sorry. :(
Nobody is forcing people around the world to eat American food, watch American movies, and wear American clothes. If you think American culture is taking over then you should be upset with your countrymen for paying for it.
>>71200641
>US is still responsible for slavery and killing the indians
>>71200471
Number of wars started by Germany in the past century: 1
Number of wars started by the US in the past century:
>>71198082
>this makes the roo cuck furious
>>71201076
The US don't start wars, they just finish them...actually wait they don't even finish them
>>71201076
That's some nice whataboutism
Christ, americans are conceited. I cant wait for this whole america thing to blow over.
>>71197684
You obviously never saw the lyrics.
> This is not a love song, i don't speak my mothers tongue (aka German).
>>71198267
>match me guiz
>>71197684
its about cultural appropriation you racist bigots.
>>71199202
>you're
>>71200988
Thank you, Japan. The same thing can be said about, you know, Weeaboos and stuff.
Also, how's the earthquake situation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaxDxHUWP8
"A voice out of the light
Falls out off the sky's face
Tears apart the horizon
Where do you go to, here is no space left for you
This is my land"
>>71200988
I enjoy Japanese cultural enrichment
“Inside every Kraut there's an American trying to get out”
>>71201602
Forgot my extra triangle.
>>>/gif/8422694
>>71200689
but the band didn't. the music is about modern times you dumb fuck
>>71201410
I'm American, I'm just living in Japan.
>Also, how's the earthquake situation?
Surprisingly few people died, but a lot of homes and buildings were destroyed. After the 2011 earthquake everything feels minor in comparison.
>>71201672
Good for it?
Perhaps stop having such shitty culture that you need to supplement it with ours.
>>71197684
It is criticizing America you dumb burger.
>>71197684
>Being this salty about our culture cucking the world
Drown down you tears with a coca-cola hans :^)
>>71201729
Good to know the damage was minor. God Bless.
>>71201745
We weren't talking about that. We were talking about modern germany being a peceful nation and the US getting involved in wars frequently.
>>71201530
Haha :)
>>71201530
>“Inside every Kraut there's an American trying to get out”
Just the one? :^)
>All of these fucking retards taking OP's bait
Das the good stuff desu
>>71201884
Yes, it's a shift in power, which happened because other countries have lost theirs. If you don't like it, that doesn't mean WE should stop making culture. It means YOU are shit at making your own.
>>71201974
then wtf is >>71200471
Fuck you stupid faggot
>>71202032
They lost power by losing wars.
You really are dumb.
I remember this song getting a little bit of airplay. Everyone was like, "hey that novelty group with the cartoonish singing voice put out another song"
Rammstein had a tough time in USA because Gay Disco wasn't a popular form of music when they were putting out this shit
>>71201804
>criticizing a country for influencing others to such a degree that they import their burgers to sell by the millions
>Today there are 167 McDonald's restaurants across New Zealand, with around one million people visiting our restaurants every week.
Source: mcdonalds.co.nz
SO, more cucked? Maybe. You guys are the most cucked country there is, see:
>>71195691
>>71195691
>>71195691
That's why we want you to get your shit together, you control Germany, if you are uncucked, Germany is uncucked. Stop being a Jew puppet, please. Stop pumping 200.000.000 bucks into Jewish Hollywood propaganda movies every month.
>>71202134
It didn't help that Du Hast was the edgelord's anthem when Hot Topic goths were a thing.
>be American stationed in Wiesbaden
>local area is more authentically German than say, Kaiserslautern or Vilseck
>90% of the songs on German radio are American
>Pizza Huts are advertising their cheesy bite pizzas
>saw a commercial for a microwaveable "pizzaburger"
People will often say that Europeans don't like America but I know in Germany's case that's absolute horseshit
The NSA might know I called Ben Terris's editor a nigger and sent him 4gb of trap porn, but so what?
Try talking shit about muslims on your facebook page. You'll be nicked before the muzzies can come round and burn your house down.
>>71202187
>People will often say that Europeans don't like America but I know in Germany's case that's absolute horseshit
It is. When Germans are critical of America, they usually exclusively refer to the American government's foreign policy, and to an extend on the out-of-control turbo capitalism rampant in America that tends to spill over to Europe thanks to globalisation.
My impression is that Americans themselves are held in high regard.
>>71201261
You take back the Nazis and liverwurst and we'll have back the Coca-cola and put the berlin wall back up.
I'm sure Putin could use the factory space.
>>71202167
(Du)
(Du Hast)
(Du Hast Mich)
>>71202345
>and put the berlin wall back up.
Yes please :^)
LOL when 15 year olds discover Rammstein
>>71202395
See, what I don't get is why people compare Trump to Reagan.
Reagan didn't want to build the wall 10 feet higher. :^)
>>71202395
The mudslimes are staying on the west side. No way Putin is going to take more of them.
Rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DqiCMpB4q8
>>71202318
Eh it's not like we really have a option in terms of change we are a oilgrachy most americans know that at least the ones who actually give half a shit about the politics of the nation.
i liked the song btw sounds nice in german maybe if it was all english it would be less funny but fuck if i know.
>>71201833
>That image
>Used to insult Germany
Is this 7/10 bait or just a silly post?
>>71202484
I honestly prefer integrated Muslims to non-integrated East Germans.
And don't even think of calling me Ahmed, I'm white, thank you.
>>71202484
He should.
REMOVE CHECHNYA
>>71202674
I just want to be able to get a new Trabant!
>>71202764
Can you believe people actually had to wait 10+ years for that piece of shit to be delivered :^)
>>71202674
> integrated muslims
So a band of smelly welfare-leeches just like yourself?
> don't call me Ahmed
> I'm """white""" (not I'm German)
Get the fuck out of Germany you immigrant sack of shit.
>>71202903
Only because I spent two years finding one I wanted and getting it shipped to the US.
>>71197684
why cant we just all be friends
All the political shit aside this song fucking sucks lol I can't believe I ever liked Rammstein
>>71203181
Uh oh, Fritzl is triggered :^)
>>71203182
You dirty hipster :^)
>>71203278
Do you actually think you're white, because you're some pale arab turbovirgin that spends all day in his room?
>>71203278
I always wanted to make a Halloween costume out of one, but they're too rare here.
>>71197776
remember that they grew up on the wrong side of the berlin wall
>>71203361
I'm enjoying the fact that you're focussing all your attention on picturing me :^)
>>71197684
It's about how American culture and American consumerism is becoming ubiquitous in all countries.
The day my town gets a Mcdonalds I shoot myslef in the face. Nobody wants to be American here, no matter if you are right winger or left winger, nazi scum supporter or stupid retard SJW. FFS who would want to be obese brainless cuck wtf???
>>71203403
The arab neet thinks he's white and therefore it's ok to shill for other muslims! Joke of the year.
I bet you're actually scared of East Germans.
>>71203506
I actually had to google your county.
grats.
>>71203569
Hi :^)
>>71203663
Do you ever pretend to be white in front of other people, my subhuman friend? You should try this with some East Germans that you hate. You might make some good friends.
>>71203506
RARE!
Are you a real country?
>>71203580
American geography knowledge at it's finest.. Can't blame you tho, we are a small country.. Btw there are two churches in my town, both twice as old as America LEL. Btw space were we live has been relevant since Roman times, you don't have shit on us America...
>>71200988
said the guy from a country who is known for the highest import taxes on american goods, justified by 'it is essential for us to protect our culture'
>>71203805
Plus, I'm gay. Does this trigger you even more? :^
>>71197684
why cause they ridicule american culture?
>>71203506
>>71203818
>Slovenia
>Named after "slovenly"
>adjective: slovenly
>(especially of a person or their appearance) messy and dirty.
>>71203818
>space were we live has been relevant since Roman times
Because Slav-aylmao is an empty wasteland?
>>71202061
the irony you pointed put is non existant.
>funny coming from a german guy
who has probably never even seen a veteran from a war other than ww2. You retard.
>>71203905
But everyone knows most of arabs are latent gays. I'm pretty sure you have molested a goat at some point as well. The only thing that triggers me, is that some pale sandnigger is pretending to be German, shilling for other sandniggers, and not "liking" actual Germans.
As if anyone gives a fuck about some arab's opinion lololol.
>>71197776
Nope. The song is actually about the corruption and degeneracy of the upper classes, and how money will buy you everything but without it you cant have anything.
>>71204083
Good, your posts are getting longer, you are diverting more energy and dedication to me. Well done :^)
>>71203926
>slovenly
Slovenia got it's name after the ethnicity of their population.... Slav(in SLovenian Slovan = Sloven(old world for Slovan)ija......
Not only geography you are brilliant in history too...
You wouldnt even go in space and land on the moon FFS if it werent for us LOL cuck'ed Americans.
>>71204038
>other than ww2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Germany
>>71204160
> diverting energy
It takes me 5 seconds to call you a sack of worthless shit, little arab, what are you on about?
>>71204038
Once again, it's because you're a fucking retard and think the world started after the 1900s.
>>71204179
i'm really not impressed.
>>71204160
Austrain hating on Germans. WTF aren't they your doggies? Has a dog turned against their master?
>>71204179
Sorry, I don't care about countries that are literally younger than me.
>>71204230
Uh oh, the posts are getting shorter, running out of steam already? :^)
>>71204259
> germans
He admits to being an arab, who thinks he's white because he's a pale chimp that sits at home all day.
I'd curb stomp him the minute he started shilling against East Germans irl.
>>71204267
You were born in 19 century. DAmn you old man....
>>71199788
>WTC
To be honest, Jap designed it after sponging up inspiration from Le Corbusier.
>>71197684
you still lost you fucking lost cunts, I'm glad we are not filled with rapeugees, your nation is shit and I pity your fucking ass. You used to be a great nation, that cared for there people, but htne you became a fucking nation of cuckry and nonsense, your rapugees are the new citizens your not even welcomed to live anywhere in Europe. You built your fucking coffin Europe and hammered the nail into your skull.
>>71204535
What are you on about, America? You are the original cucks who imported millions of niggers a couple hundred years ago (because your elites said so), then gave them citizenship.
Just because you're not doing it "now" (you still are), doesn't mean you aren't the ORIGINAL cucks.
>>71204535
>I'm glad we are not filled with rapeugees
About that :^)
>>71204642
Don't you dare ignore me and my whiteness, I'm still here :^)
>>71204667
you have more refugees then our non white population.
>>71204667
>kraut will never know what it's like to never see brown people in his daily life
>>71204472
19xx is 20th century. Did you learn how to read a calendar in Slovenlya?
You were Yugoslavia until the early 90s. Maybe you should've stayed apart of it, so we could've liberated the shit out of you.
With NATO bombs. :^)
>>71204535
>your not even welcomed to live anywhere in Europe.
Our German minority would beg to differ.
One thing I will never understand is why are Americans trying to provoke Europe lol? Did you see what clusterfuck Germany caused almost alone when they got mad 80 years ago. Do you really want to get whole of the Europe mad? And when that happens you know on which side will Russia and China be....
Hate to say it but it's a god damn time that Europe starts civilizing the world again, starting with America...
>>71204887
Good luck :^)
>>71204667
Our muslims still commit less crime than yours, mostly because we screened them. Unlike the fucking mexicans.
>>71204887
dude we would nuke all of you with citizens in bunkers hundreds of feet under ground.
>>71204727
>>71204730
>62% white
:^)
Americans need to get the fuck out
>>71204535
It never ceases to amaze me how quick American m-muh heritage fags are quick to write off entire vast nation as soon as it runs itself into a giant mess.
Many a German are definitely unhappy with the direction of their country and it is them who require the most motivation to keep on moving. And yet these are precisely the Germans most likely to hear sore Burger telling them to an hero due to his disappointment with them.
>>71204887
>Hate to say it but it's a god damn time that Europe starts civilizing the world again, starting with America
>TOP FUCKING KEK
You guys have such weak armies it's a joke. Good luck having any resources if America doesn't back you up. We have bases in your countries, you are already colonized by US and you don't even know it.
>>71205024
Like Europe doesn't have nukes LOL: Btw before you go how much of them you have, you don't need 1000 nukes, 2 are enough.....
>>71205103
I'm mad at the video and the faggot preaching about how we don't except muh rapugees, and ww2 is probably sensitive in german schools, children are brainwashed to except islam.
>>71204535
>You used to be a great nation
well then your country came and destroyed it.
So first americans defeated nazis and screwed europe over in 45 now you complain that post 45 europe sucks which honestly it does. It sucks proportional to how much anglo american culture exists here.
>>71205156
your still a based country.
>>71205256
I apologize for it. Some of your scientist cucked your nation anyway, if you would have won the atom bomb race, you would have won.
>>71205375
>I apologize for it.
Don't be a faggot.
>>71205125
Europe has more people and soldiers than America... what is your point. It is also a know fact that American soldiers are one of the worst in the world. When was the last time you actually won a war? FOR FUCK SAKE FARMERS beat your ass in Vietnam. FARMERS, let that sink in to you.....
We just shut down your bases in Europe and you are whit out what 30% of your army in a day LOL.
Really dear Americans, don't make us mad, because if we are good in anything it is in killing people and waging wars.
>>71205466
yes, it hurts your ego to recognize a mistake, definetely dont apologize
>>71204887
>>71205156
>>71205468
No "witty retort" to this >>71204743
gg dirty boi
>>71205156
Slovenia...literally a nation that will get cucked by its bigger neighbours the next time the barbarians in Europe are at each others throat
don't pretend to be anything other than a low tier nation full of peasants sucking on the teat of your smarter, richer european neighboursl
>>71205531
Except it wasn't a mistake. Stopping a German empire ensured an American one.
>>71205650
Yeah, thanks jude.
>>71205468
I remember back in Kosovo how Americans were the worst shooters in our competition
im fucking sick and tired of your yurofaggots talking shit about united states. im SERIOUSLY considering going full spurdo and teach you want aggressive shitposting is really about
>>71197684
Lindemann is based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWE_M0CX9So
>>71197684
I guess they value sand-nigger rape culture over American culture.
Hmmm I wonder how these german cucks would be without American electric guitars, or heavy metal music? Fucking American culture!!
>>71205650
and what benefit is that to you?
it ensured that nobody can oppose your goverment, including you
>>71205706
Right, only an American empire is bad. All other empires were great and the people subjugated by them loved it.
You've certainly got life figured out, Italy.
>>71205596
Rahter be dirt poor and smelly than American.
Maybe we wear dirty close and smell but at least we are not rotten inside and stupid and fat as Americans are...
>>71205906
What are you talking about? Nobody is forcing European countries to stay in NATO. France left once and we still helped them build nukes.
We will continue to protect shipping lanes with our navy because that does indeed benefit us.
Are Europeans ever going to stop whining? It's boring. And in case you haven't figured it out yet, we don't care. We never take your shit advice. And we never will. We don't respect you. That really is the truth, you know.
ITT non-americans get butt frustrated they aren't citizens of the greatest country in the world.
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>71197684
>I don't speak my mother tongue
>This is not a love song
Pretty obvious what they mean
>>71206174
>>71206159
>>71206079
go in this thread if you want to see how great you really are
>>71195691
>>71195691
>>71195691
>>71195691
>>71206174
>greatest country in the world
USA indeed :^)
>>71205714
My friend was in Kosovo too. Said everybody avoided Americans, because they were to obnoxious and looked down on everybody else. They always needed somebody else to help them because they were to retarded to figure shit on their own.
>>71206159
Fucking this.
European popular culture has been influenced by us since at least the 60s. We're the swinging dicks, not the shitty white guilt Union.
>>71197684
I can fap to this
>>71206274
>We're the swinging dicks,
Especially your blacks :^)
>>71206242
>a lightshow
Hey at least it isnt tens of thousands of wanton untracked sand niggers raping our white women
>>71206226
The germancuck already self-promoted his thread earlier.
>>71206329
>Germany making fun of white rapes
Now that's rich
>>71197684
I wish I was living in 'murica.
Collecting all them sweet guns and are allowed to kill burglars. In Germany we have to call the police and let the burglar do their job. If we attack a burglar one can be charged with battery resulting in a prison sentence or a big ass fine.
>bitch about american culture
>make rock music
If yuro culture is so great stick to beethoven
>>71206242
Only SJWs get triggered by visual displays.
>>71206226
You don't seem to understand. Your culture is shit, so you supplement it with ours. That is not our fault. Make better culture and ours wouldn't be in yours.
Perhaps many of your countrymen don't believe your land and traditions are worth saving. That isn't America's doing. That is pure communist ideology.
>>71206242
muhammad pls
>>71206159
You are European aborted fetus.
>>71206402
>Your culture is shit, so you supplement it with ours.
your dick is shit, so you suplement your wife with a nigger dick
>>71197684
This is not a lovesong!
>>71206274
>implying Murrica isn't the birth place of white guilt, sjw shit, black lives matter crap etc.
Shit nigger, how deluded can you be?
The European leftists are aping YOUR leftists, with their retarded bullshit.
God damn, where do you think the whole "we must make reparations for slavery""helping africa is our duty due to slavery and colonialism" etc shit originates from?
Not from my homeland, that's for sure. Our leftists sound identical to murrican ones, because they are just taking the rhetoric that AMERICAN leftists came up with, and trying to apply it here.
Also, historically, USA has done everything in it's power to weaken europe. You were the fuckers who practically called/coerced Britain to dismantle their colonial empire.
>>71206406
>Slowho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwADLAQAe0A
Nah hes paying out America.
When i first heard that song i lol'd when he said "Coca cola...Sometimes warrrrr"
I fucking love Rammstein so much.
Ich tu dir weh will always be my favourite song of all time.
>>71197684
fuck, you are dumb.
>>71206525
>Also, historically, USA has done everything in it's power to weaken europe.
This is false. We, historically, have stayed out of European affairs.
>You were the fuckers who practically called/coerced Britain to dismantle their colonial empire.
That was the deal for dragging us into two world wars. They didn't have to agree, but they would have gotten their shit stomped by the nazis otherwise.
>>71206664
You have been knee deep in European affairs for the last fucking century.
Don't even try to deny it.
>>71200641
I have to agree with >>71201001
are you fucking retarded?
>>71205090
>>71205054
>>71205103
>>71204667
All these euro fags talking shit because they know most Americans are still asleep. As soon as we're all awake it's all
>oh h-hey greatest ally
>yeah freedom is gread
>is there any country as based as the US
Stay cucked europe
>>71206664
>They didn't have to agree, but they would have gotten their shit stomped by the nazis otherwise.
All of you are retards. The US didn't tell the Brits to dismantle anything, they were fucking bankrupt.
>>71206525
>>71206525
>implying Murrica isn't the birth place of white guilt, sjw shit, black lives matter crap etc.
Way to continue to prove all the burgers' points ITT. Europe is obsessed with our culture, and it bleeds into your colleges thanks to your friendly merchants.
We're going to have to deal with whiney niggers forever, but if Europe was capable of promoting it's own values and culture our SJW garbage wouldnt float over the ocean to fuck you over so much.
Yeah, our SJW culture is shit, but you can ultimately thank RUSSIA for that. It's not our fault Europe falls in love with our celebrities and music.
>>71197759
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Amerika-English-Version-lyrics-Rammstein/31342EA8B4502BFF48256F1000062475
>>71206726
And how many wars between yourselves have you guys started since then?
Personally, I think we should let you fuckers kill yourselves.
>>71197684
Murica = degenerate cuck fag kike mongrel "nation"
>>71206525
>hi im a retard and what is the frankfurt school
reported to the police
>>71201410
no one blames Japan for Weeaboos, people here just ridicule weebs
>>71206815
W H A T
T H EFUCARE
Y
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>>71206861
FINALLY I CAN SAY IT
MAYBE RAMMSTEIN SHOULD MAKE A SONG ABOUT PAYING DENBTS
>>71206815
W E I R D
F L A G
>>71197684
Is this proof that Romania wants to be more like US?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUdBdyROHdw
>>71195691
>>71195691
>>71195691
>America
>literally most cucked country in this world
>>71206864
A bunch of jews who fled TO AMERICA where they established spread their sick ideology everywhere in your academia, because in Europe, they would have been killed back then.
Murrica is in pretty much every way, responsible for the spread of modern leftism.
>>71206815
It was part of the deal for us to help them in a war they shouldn't have started.
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2006/08/the_great_war_b.html
>>71207002
nice moving of the goal posts buddy, but you're still wrong
you originally said america was the birth place of white guilt and sjw movement.
>>71206977
Stop shilling your gay support group thread. We all get it. You feel inadequate.
>>71206817
>Way to continue to prove all the burgers' points ITT. Europe is obsessed with our culture, and it bleeds into your colleges thanks to your friendly merchants.
Thing is SJW bullshit isn't very popular in Europe and it will never be. Same goes for far right nazi scum mentality. Yes a small per mil of people are like that and scandis and germans are having some troubles with them, but the thing is in Europe we sit down and discuss this shit and get over with it.
>>71197684
>This is not a lovesong
Yeah. They totally want to be you, and to rub against your fat bodies at night.
>>71207002
Oh, so you're telling me a bunch of a commies fled Europe to spread their commie trash elsewhere, but it's America's fault for existing rather than the commies who keep pushing their failed ideology? Fucking lol
>>71207195
He's on to something though. Where does the US obsession with being cucked by negoes come from?
>>71206813
that level of delusion and denial is incredible
how can I make this clear to you my fellow earthling
Today, in 2016, the closer allied you are to the United States of America, the more our countries expiriencea higher level of: islam, cuckoldry, leftists, nigger fetish, hippies, gay parades, social justice warriors, animals rights activists, sex change operations, ridiculous divorce laws, no borders-activists, social welfare activists, feminists etc.
So when you boast about american culture, that's what we know about it. When you fight for USA to have the #1 spot, that's what the others are getting more of.
Nobody allied to lets say, China, experiences these things. The chinese banks dont fund regimes in our countries that actively support the things i have mentioned, but the american ones.
>>71207150
>was the birth place of white guilt and sjw movement.
It's the capital of it now. Even if it wasn't the birthplace (which in large parts, it IS, especially with regard to racial obsessions and the 'trans acceptace' movement) of it the US is most definitely the biggest SWJ bastion that currently exists.
>>71207289
Had you actually resisted the commies, we would not be in this mess right now.
But nope, your academia capitulated to them hard, and now it is infested with anti white, anti west leftists, who seek nothing more than to destroy both you, as well as europe.
>>71207256
Bet rubbing our fat bodies is better than rubbing Ahmed's ballsack as it pumps his wife.
>>71207309
>it's 2016
>current year argument
Stopped reading there. Get fucked euro
>>71207388
Would rather suck Mohamads dick that shake a hand of an American.
>>71207367
>Had you actually resisted the commies
You've got to be trolling.
>>71207388
>M-muh cucking
Why are Americans so obsessed by their wives being fucked by brown and/or black people? Is it genetic, or do they program you with this sort of thinking in high school?
>>71207461
Are you denying the fact that your academia is infested with leftists?
>>71207440
I mean at least they gave us something to value in the past(letters, numbers etc.) and we should be grateful for that. All Ameritards gave us is Mcdonalds and bad movies and music.
>>71207297
ebin screencap but I can see you're just going to continue grasping straws with anecdotal evidence. Feel free to try again when you're ready young memer
>>71207461
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4
>>71207425
this right here
take a look at this fatlard's reading skills
>Today, in 2016, the closer allied
>current year argument
WHERE IS THE CURRENT YEAR ARGUMENT YOU DUMB FUCK, I JUST MENTIONED A POINT IN TIME, NO ARGUMENTS ARE BASED ON THE YEAR
Newsflash for all eurocucks. We don't force you to do shit. You fags are like coke addicts that blame your dealer for your own degeneracy.
>>71207577
>I just mentioned a point in time
>ITS JUST THE CURRENT YEAR!!!
>>71207537
>can see you're just going to continue grasping straws with anecdotal evidence
Yet here your compatriots are: >>71207388 Bringing up wives being fucked by brown men. It's not anectodal if you can rely on it like clockwork, Johnny.
>>71207523
less so than yuripe
>>71207363
that would be more accurate if you replaced US with maybe Sweden or even canada. I will concede that our affirmative action is complete sjw bullshit and until we get rid of that we're not going to have a good country imo
>>71207523
No more than any other western country.
Keep in mind that we had the red scare here. Our politicians wanted to purge the leftists, but countries like the UK warmed to the Soviets even the midst of the cold war. Why we listened to them, I have no idea.
>>71207625
Cucking is a meme.
You're trying to defend a point with memes.
Stop and think about that for a minute. (You may use pot to assist this process.)
>>71207581
>Newsflash for all eurocucks. We don't force you to do shit.
No. But your society inspires the marginal groups in our societies, and we rightfully blame you for that, as a culture and a country collectively.
>You fags are like coke addicts that blame your dealer for your own degeneracy.
No. To stick with your analogy: We're not addicted at all, but we can't have nice traditional parties and celebrations that don't involve cocaine (pic related) without a vocal minority of coke pushers from the US disturbing the festivities...
>>71207309
This.
I am so fucking sick of this shit. Murrica, or even Europe, are not allies or friends to my homeland. Those fucks have never done anything good to us, only sought to take advantage of us, subvert us, or use us as a pawn in their dick-waving game against Ruskies.
I just wish that Finland had never entered the EU in the first place. The idea that we are a part of the western world, or that those fuckers would lift a finger in our aid if shit hist the fan, is pure fucking delusion. The only true friend my homeland has is Estonia.
>>71207581
except you do, you fucking moron
the taxes you pay, are invested into setting up dictatorian regimes all across Europe that shill for open borders, and you defend it, while it being harmfull to your people aswell
>>71207618
you are retarded
current year argument is when you try to convince people to beleive something is right based on the year it is
show me where have I done that? and if you are trolling, i hope your mother gets mouthraped by the whole african population
>>71197762
First we have no culture then suddenly that culture we don't have is taking over the world.
All that mudslime cum has really scrambled your poor Eurofag brains.
>>71207625
That's basically like saying every Indian poster shits in the street, even though the fact that they have a computer or perhaps a mobile device to post would tell you they are most likely upper class and have their own loo. The cuck joke is basically board culture at this point for most countries of western europe/north america
>>71207631
European left is true left. 90% of leftist in my country don't support SJW bullshit and think it's retarded. Problem is loud minority of left wingers . Us normal leftists are quite and just think for ourself.
>>71197709
>2ndPBP
And the only good post of a toothpaste yid I have seen on here.
>>71207663
>that would be more accurate if you replaced US with maybe Sweden or even canada.
But that's not true. Sweden and Canada are not the places that originated the SWJ insanity we're slowly seeing spreading now... Name a development in that area, from 'radical feminism' to 'safe spaces' or the 2795 different gender identities that seem to exist currently, and you'll find they originate in some marginal US university fringe group.
>I will concede that our affirmative action is complete sjw bullshit and until we get rid of that we're not going to have a good country imo
But SWJ is bigger than ever in the US, and getting larger in Europe as well.
>>71207685
A meme pushed almost exclusively by Americans. I'm merely pointing that out, and asking you: What is your collective obsessions with black/brown dick penetrating white women?
>>71207631
>less so than yuripe
Kek. No.
>>71207789
Prove it.
And don't care.
>>71207948
>And don't care.
we know, at one point we realised it, maybe it was when you elected a fucking Kenyan for a president
>>71200284
Romans probably said the same thing
>>71208030
Preach former co-country man Preach :)!
>>71207948
also
>Prove it.
what proof do you want for a notorious fact
its like saying prove to me that the moon orbits our planet
>>71207925
>A meme pushed almost exclusively by Americans.
[citation needed]
It's not just Americans. It's not just /pol/. It's not just 4chan, it's not just #chan, it's not just social media. It's fucking everywhere now. Nobody's pushing it.
How new are you to not see the Argentinian shitposter posting BBC threads every day?
>>71207618
>Literally too dumb to grasp the memes
Wew...
>>71207839
But Indian people really do shit on the streets. And Americans really are obsessed by brown dicks.. That doesn't mean ALL Indians shit on the street, or that ALL of your mothers got railed by Tyrone.
But that doesn't mean it isn't a thing, anon.
>>71207925
SJW insanity originated in Continental Europe, one can easily trace this shit back to the Hegel
>>71198100
I'm with you, EU gun laws are stupid
>>71208120
>It's fucking everywhere now. Nobody's pushing it.
Maybe you just fail to see it because you're in the middle of it. But trust me when I tell you: Cucking is mostly an American meme, because the fetish itself is mostly an American phenomenon.. Americans like to meme about Swedes and Germans 'prepping the bull', but they don't seem to understand that the concept of 'prepping the bull' is basically 100% American, much like the whole 'cuck' scene in general.
>How new are you to not see the Argentinian shitposter posting BBC threads every day?
>T-they do it too!
Doesn't mean it's not American in origin, and still vastly more popular with Americans than the rest of the posters. It seems to be the go-to insult for Americans towards Europeans, which is pretty hilarious since it's based on projecting American obsessions on Europeans.
>>71207925
>>71208147
your way of arguing a point is bullshit because you are holding your own logic to a lower standard than others.
First you're saying that the SJW shit originated in the US, then you say it was just spread here. So wouldn't the other places it has spread by equally criticized by you? Nope. I'm starting to think you just dislike the US and are using whatever you can to discredit us, not that it would accomplish much on a Polynesian knitting club forum.
>>71197684
>Coca-Cola, sometimes war
>>71208184
>Hegel
He was all about reason. Current day American SJWs LITERALLY reject reason.. They're Islam tier in that aspect. They come up with completely irrational constructs like 'white privilege', 'racism/sexism must stem from a position of power' and 'BLACK LIVES MATTER'... Hardly Hegel-tier.
>>71198100
>>71208240
At least we can freely trade guns between the (semi) free EU states... In the US you can't import most European-made rifles and handgun due to 922 compliance laws.
>>71208347
>First you're saying that the SJW shit originated in the US
The CURRENT INSANITY, m8... Specifically the 2700+ gender identities and the 'safe space' culture that seems to go directly against your own First Amendment...
>So wouldn't the other places it has spread by equally criticized by you?
Yes, but this is a thread about a song sarcastically praising the US. If it were about Sweden I'd be criticising them.
>Nope. I'm starting to think you just dislike the US and are using whatever you can to discredit us, not that it would accomplish much on a Polynesian knitting club forum.
>pic related
Why do you lads tend to have such gigantic victim complexes? 'HE WAS MEAN TO THE US, WEEEEEEH'
Nigga pls.
>>71208334
>Ask for proof
>"If I have to explain it to you..."
Let me get you some problem glasses and you'll fit right in with American libruls.
>>71208536
>He was all about reason
nope
Alright bump limit reached. OP here saying thanks for entertaining my shitpost.
And remember, your countrymen are the pawns of our Cultural Imperialism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgdnGZhEpbI
>>71208536
>In the US you can't import most European-made rifles and handgun due to 922 compliance laws.
>made in croatia
It has to do with building your own gun rather than buying one that is pre-assembled.
>>71208739
>America is not obsessed by cucking
>Americans actually believe this
Why do you think all cucking related webforms or subsections of websites are dominated by American posters?
>>71208755
Let me put it this way, he at least pretended to. Unlike current American SJWs...
Jesus the Yuropeans are really triggered in this thread. It's a shame that our "culture" is so powerful because it really is shit for the most part but y'all aren't blameless. If you fold so easily to it it's for a reason.
>>71208895
Because this is an American imageboard with a predominately American userbase?
>W-Why do 70% of the posters post 70% of the cuck posts?
Holy shit, I can't believe there are actually fuckwits that think this song praises America.
>>71209051
Yurop thinks it's this big insult, but rather than achieve that message, it more underscores the weak minds of their fellow countrymen.
Stop buying hamburgers.
>>71208696
>implying
What about any of my posts actually lead you to believe that? There is about 80/20 of euros on this board that dislike the US to ppl that have a neutral or positive opinion. I've never asked for your sympathy or anything. Simply trying to have an unbiased discussion with somebody that's biased so I have nobody to blame but myself. threads gonna be dead soon so later dude
>>71206259
>Said everybody avoided Americans, because they were to obnoxious and looked down on everybody else.
Just look at this thread.
Seriously, I'm starting to give up on /pol/. It's impossible to talk because of the masses of Murrican cuckmasters who are interrupting people constantly to shout inane insults and hyperboles at everyone.
I know that it's secretly a cry for attention, but it's still fucking obnoxious. It's like I'm talking on a board with Antifa present.
>>71209049
>Because this is an American imageboard with a predominately American userbase?
Not entirely true, judging by the flags I see on /pol/ and /int/... Also, doesn't change the fact that it seems to be 99% Americans that obsess over brown penisses 'violating' white women..
>>71209224
>What about any of my posts actually lead you to believe that? There is about 80/20 of euros on this board that dislike the US to ppl that have a neutral or positive opinion. I've never asked for your sympathy or anything. Simply trying to have an unbiased discussion with somebody that's biased so I have nobody to blame but myself.
>This is not a victim complex
>THEY SO BIASED AGAINST MEEEEEE
Kek.
>>71209286
Then please feel free to disconnect from the internet, another American invention.
I'd say go create your own board, but Merkel would shut it down if you said the N-word or insulted refugees.
You're welcome to post on our bastion of free speech. Because remember.
>WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA
>IT'S WUNDERBAR
>>71209385
you sure convinced me with those hot opinions :^)
>>71206367
>Collecting all them sweet guns and are allowed to kill burglars. In Germany we have to call the police and let the burglar do their job. If we attack a burglar one can be charged with battery resulting in a prison sentence or a big ass fine.
Stop lying. Germany has stand-your-ground laws, precisely because you shouldn't be expected to allow a burgler to fucking steal your property.
You are even allowed to subdue and hold them.
You just aren't allowed to cause real injury, unless you are attacked first.
For self-defense, you are even allowed to stab a hot iron rod through their face and attack them with pepperspray (Note: Pepperspray intended for use against humans is illegal - Pepperspray intended for use against animals is legal, but illegal to use on humans. However, in a self-defense situation, you are allowed to use ALL the tools at your disposal. Even the can of pepperspray that isn't legal to use on humans), as long as they are still a threat and attacking after you lobotomized and blinded them with the rod.
There's a case of a guy who got assaulted by two guys with weapons. He was a martial artist and systematically killed both of them with their weapons.
It was considered lawful self-defense because all his attacks were direct counter-attacks.
>>71209385
>judging by this anecdotal information i have on a board that deliberately caters to international posters
GEE I WONDER WHY INTERNATIONAL POSTERS POST IN /INT/???
A video for you Americans itt. Like the Laibach said(Rammstein's biggest influence)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BqLv2T8vSc
>>71209411
>if you said the N-word
Rich, coming for a country where swear words are unholy and have to be bleeped out everywhere.
>>71209453
Again, I'm not so much arguing as making observations.
>>71209497
Germanic self defense tradition is based as fuck. Thank fuck we have the Germanic/Continental legal traditionas well instead of common law...
>However, in a self-defense situation, you are allowed to use ALL the tools at your disposal. Even the can of pepperspray that isn't legal to use on humans
Same here. Even guns.
http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2014/03/two_alleged_robbers_shot_dead/
>>71209564
And /pol/. And /sp/. And it's still the Americans ITT that are bringing up the cucking memes, mostly.
>>71209411
>You're welcome to post on our bastion of free speech.
Not possible for Germans.
The cucks decided to make Krautchan, which is one of the most cucked chans ever.
It's like /mlp/, autism, Antifa, furries, America and teenagers were crossed.
Their "humor" consists of badly translated American memes.
>>71209177
I didn't know this thread was about the number of burger restaurants in a chosen country.