Was this guy's candidacy an even bigger joke than fucking Jeb?
>>71136827
He was the backup establishment pawn. I don't think he's a bigger joke because he was never meant to win - Jeb on the other hand had all of the political capital of the Bush dynasty and still got completely slaughtered.
Pro tip: Rubio will be the republican candidate int he next election cycle
This is essentially guaranteed
He's young
considered intellectual for some reason
has energy
can deliver the hispanic vote
can deliver the crucial swing state of florida
You'll see him again, guaranteed.
>>71136967
They hyped this guy up for the longest time and the media shilled for him every fucking time he came in 3rd, 2nd or even 5th fucking place.
It's was a big joke, fucking joke of a candidate man.
>>71136827
he is still in front of Kasich
>>71136827
He wasn't nearly as funny, and his bid for president wasn't nearly as futile, but the fallout was way fucking worse. Rubio self-destructed his entire career Trump cucked him so hard. At least Jeb was in the twilight of his career, Rubio got destroyed just as he was getting going. Jeb just ended up watching funny or die and eating saltines with his shirt unbuttoned. Rubio almost literally got put on suicide watch.
>>71137175
He quit politics.
>>71137351
Kasich isn't even considered at this point, literally the only reason he exists is to suck up votes in the North East.
I wouldn't be surprised if he dropped out.
>>71136827
We all agree he's a drug addict, right?
>>71137515
And a fag yes.
>>71137351
The only reason Kasich is in the race is George Soros.
>>71136827
>>71136967
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>>71137618
Didn't Jeb!s own mother cuck him on TV?
>>71136827
Guy lost his own state to a business man that has never ran for office.
>>71137515
Yes, nigga was popping some amphetamine during the debates. Just look at him in that picture I posted. Guy looks like hell, fucking Bill Clinton-tier and he has had a lifetime of cocaine.
>>71137410
Honestly the moment after Jeb dropped out this election turned into a dark political drama all the way up until Rubio dropped out.
I could see the desperation in Rubio. He didn't know what to do against Trump. So he made up some shit about his hands and made fun of Trump's dick size. Embarassed him and his whole family. Got completely, utterly BTFO in his home state.
Was so delusional he said the polls were wrong. His whole campaign was convinced he'd win Florida.
His only state won, fucking Minnesota, was most likely the product of voter fraud to be honest and his delegates there will most likely be converted to Trump delegates or rato delegates.
He won DC only because the GOP there decided to suppress the vote by (literally) only opening up ONE voting machine in ONE hotel. There was a huge fucking line around and he only won by 50 votes.
>>71137828
>your father was in the white house for 12 years
>your brother was the president for 8
>you can't even get past the fucking Republican Primary
JUST.
>>71137410
I loved the quaking voice he had when he announced this.
>>71136827
Everyone who's not Hillary is a joke.
>>71138764
But anon, Hillary is the biggest joke of them all.
>can't even shake off some old senile Jewish socialist
If Bernie wasn't such controlled opposition she'd probably be losing to be honest.
>>71137175
He's losing his hair and he'll be bald by 2020
This was supposed to be Jeb's year with Rubio as VP.
Rubio's advisors told him his sex appeal would be zero by next election cycle, so it's now or never.
He's done with politics after this
>>71136827
Because he was the GOP's back up choice after Jeb and their favorite son for the minority and female vote.
As to why it's hilarious, it's because he HORRIBLY lost his home state of Florida, which straight up guaranteed he would not keep his job as senator for the next election cycle
His presidency run basically ended his political career.
>>71137632
>Believing the Sorros meme
>>71140979
>His presidency run basically ended his political career
Not American here, why would his failed campaign affects his career? Reagan failed his first time and he came back up again.
