I might be visiting northern germany around Christmas this year, what should I expect?
>>70853850
niggers
FUCKENCON 5!
>>70853850
North Germany is generally shit.
South Germany, especially Bavaria, is generally pretty good.
>>70853850
They call it Denmark you dork. By a globe.
>>70853850
Migrants ficki ficki allah Akbar
Everything but Hamburg and Berlin is great. Great architecture, almost no refugees / immigrants.
>>70853890
>>70853956
Shouldn't you be fucking a cheese wheel, Urs?
>>70853850
You're American. Compared to Germans you guys are super friendly.
Prepare yourself for lots and lots of impolite people.
You Americans feel fake to us with your hyper friendliness, we Germans appear like assholes to you.
Pic is Rostock harbour looked at from the east, btw.
If you're near Rostock, visit 'Karls Erlebnisdorf'. It's a huge gift shop and has the biggest collection of coffee pots in the world.
You can also buy strawberry sausages there.
>>70854550
Nevermind, that was actually from my last trip to Australia.
>>70854550
Anything for sale huh?
>>70853850
ficki ficki
i hear cuxhaven will be especially targeted
>>70854660
Only if it has strawberrys in it, like sausages.
>>70854428
no we are fucking your motha
>>70854550
I don't think Americans are fake, just annoying.
North German here. It's the best part of Germany by far. Also, almost no shitskins.
You might get the notion that people hate you though, but that is just we don't waste words here and consider Americans as very talkative and overpolite.
>>70853850
nothing. germany is just as safe or safer than the us.