Trump is love
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Donald Trump so much
>I had all the merchandise
>Every night I pray to Trump, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants.
>"Trump is love" I say "Trump is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a racist
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Donald Trump
>I call him a stinking liberal
>he slaps me and sends me to bed
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
>I feel a warmth approach me
>It was Donald Trump
>I'm so happy
>He whispers to me "the wall just got 10 feet higher"
>He then gets me out of bed and reaches into his pocket
>I'm ready
>I open my wallet for Donald
>He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
>It hurts so much but i do it for Donald
>I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
>He roars a mighty roar, as he fills up my wallet
>My dad walks in
>Donald Trump looks him straight in the eye and says "you're fired"
>Trump Leaves through my windoww
>Trump is love. Trump is life
CAN'T
STUMP
>>70840221
hail emperor trump
>>70840221
But did he fuck you?
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>>70840786
of course he did, an asshole like him is obviously covering for something he did in his past.
TRUMP
>>70840221
That's at least a solid 9/10. Good job OP.
Where is the like button?
made this for you, OP
took over 5000 hours in Paint
