Hello, my fellow Americans.
I am Ted Cruz, and I have been browsing this image board for a few days now. I am yet to learn how to navigate and use this strange website, but I have seen some threads. I've laughed, loved, and hated at some of these posts, and so I really do believe that I'll fit in here, so I'm going to have to be quick here.
I've seen some misconceptions here about me - misconceptions that I want to clear up.
For starters, as a strong and faithful Conservative, I feel insulted that some of you make fun of me for my face. I am not a rat. I am an honest man, and comparing me to this creature - is not something that I like. I want to feel at home browsing this image board, and I believe that respect is the foundation for a community - and a country.
On that note, I am also insulted that many of you are Trump's supporters. Trump is a joke of a candidate - and he will not win the general election. I really do hope that many of you switch over to supporting the strong, conservative leader that this country needs - Jeb Bush.
Thank you,
Ted Rafael Cruz
Wow, a post by Ted Cruz. My girls would love it.
>>70660303
Canada is great they don't shit post at all do they? Hah, as if.
Get the - I say, get the fuck out of here, Weasel.
Y U DO DIS
>>70660372
In fact, their first words were, "OP is a faggot".
Stifler's mom has got it goin' on.
>>70660927
Hey now,
Leave Heidi out of this.
Ratfucker stole CO
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Do u Liek meme's
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rr33G17PGD
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
>>70661915
FUCKING
Ted is anti-establishment, making him anti-Jeb
