Finns are literally elves.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34063157
>>70301072
Not for long
>>70301072
Have some of our elvish singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD_TIrX7zu0
>"Kullervo is the origin story for Shakespeare's Hamlet - a young man whose uncle kills his father and on whom he wreaks a terrible vengeance," says Verlyn Flieger.
>"It is likely that Tolkien knew that Shakespeare had used this tale."
Is this moron really saying some English play writer knew about obscure Karelian folk lore 200 years before it was collected into written form?
>>70301532
TIL gjallarhorn is a finnish word.
>>70301126
Well we have less than 2% of our population of non-finns and most of that is russian and svedes, so i think we will be elfs for much longer than USA will be considered a white country.
>>70302268
This song sings about burning things:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNk5Rqx7Gd4&nohtml5=False
This is a finn.
>>70302647
No, this is a Finn.
>>70301072
asians*
Finns are literally swedes, desu
>>70301072
Yes veri guud ausbro :DD
>>70303053
Oh god, the teeth.
>>70302553
I wonder if we could inspire the church-burners to switch to mosques.
>>70303015
Don't deny them their great heritage, Pekka wuz khaanz n shieet.
>>70303053
Well thats an orc they are corrupted elfs according to tolkien anyway.
WE WUZ ELFS N SHIT
>>70303272
Did they get corrupted for drinking the siideri? :DDD
>>70303258
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE :3
>>70303228
We have so few of them, that I'd rather have the would be arsonists keep targeting refugee centers instead. That also would ensure that we won't get any new mosques here.
Also daily reminder, Finns beat the Irish at their own game.
>>70301072
>Finns
You mean literal Asians and Russians with fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>70303391
In this sider whales case yes, dont remember if tolkien ever said what corruptes his elfs.
>>70301072
She's a real qt
Posting qtest Finnish girl
>>70303503
Juu elikkäs opera special ja cokis kiitos
Oh man she's hot! DDLG right there!
>>70301072
Wasnt he raised by a holy man, it's no surprise he was interested in teutonic mythos.
>>70303015
we aren't brown
>>70303552
In the Silmarillion it says Morgoth corrupted elves that he had as slaves
>>70303598
She looks like my aunt, I'm not even kidding.
>>70303598
inbred mong/10
>>70303746
what the fuck is wrong with her(?) nose ridge?
>>70303598
looks chinese
Best Korpi
>>70303598
she looks asian
>>70303859
Finns have been living in the Nordics for thousands of years.
>>70303887
It's picture of an actual mongol from siperia if recall correctly, its one of the finn thread stables.
>>70303920
kek
>>70303884
Obviously a result of Swedish enrichment in Finland.
>>70301072
Ebin :DDDD
>>70303811
absolutely nothing
>>70304082
Do they call her
>Pottu
?
>>70304139
That blonde has a great body. like really great. fuck.
>>70304082
In Germany we call this down syndrome. or a slav face.
>>70301072
please marry me, finnish meme girl!
>>70302647
That fucking show, that F U C K I N G character. Gives children nighmares just looking at that thing.
Here, enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvi1sPryYyc
>>70303459
you just need to remind drunken losers that their inevitable divorce and loss of child custody happened because of the refugees
or at least that's what happened to my town's church
>wahh i'm a chronic drunk why won't the court let me have my kids?
>burns down church
>>70303811
she's a typical Finnish fas-child
>>70303746
>>70304082
Imagine being ugly in a country full of pure aryan qts. It must be a horrible punishment.
>>70304646
what the fuck was that character anyway
>>70304991
>Imagine
>>70305136
Well I have to imagine it because everyone in this country is ugly.
>>70305042
Not sure what that thing was but here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Groke
>>70301532
That was beautiful.
Not a fan of the video though.
>>70301072
All I see in this picture is Linus Torvalds with long blond hair
Daily reminder that Bjork is also an elf.
>>70305442
What's wrong with the video?
>>70305042
The embodiment of winter depression.
No wonder it's so hot to watch them get fucked by orcs, i.e. black men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
best finnish jam
>>70305869
She's from Iceland
>>70301532
Too white, not enough ficki ficki. EU PLZ REMEDY IMMEDIATELY!
>>70306161
POL POL POL POL POL IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>70306161
>not posting Freestyler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
>>70303887
Beacuse finns have asian origin.
>>70306639
Russians have anal origin. Literally from the anus mundi.
>>70303887
IT'S ORIENTAL
AMERICA YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS
>>70304646
I had no idea this was made in and was popular in Japan.
>>70304646
Remember watching this at a friend in winter and then having to walk home in the cold dark, biggest FML moment
>>70306294
Don't matter nigga, she's an elf.
>>70304241
>tfw she was my trainer
>>70304646
The winter queen was pretty freaky too
>>70305966
Its too finnish and barbaric. It should be more jewish and cuckstian
T.Jewmerican
>>70303920
That show takes place not even a thousand years ago.
>>70307439
What was her name?
Because I think that I recognize her, but I can't recall her name.
>>70306609
and classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
>>70301532
I fucking hate you guys for having the best memes
The elves also speak jibberish so I can see what captured Tolkien's imagination
>>70302327
wait, USA is still considered white?
>>70303887
Lurk more fucking idiot
>>70307439
>Being in a cuck unit where women are allowed
Women werent even allowed to be a superior panssarijääkäri. You were literally in a cucksquad
>>70301072
why is this 13 yr old girl so cute? I need to marry a blonde blue eyed witch so that my little girls have a chance to look like this.
>tfw dark hair dark eyes Mediterranean scum features
>>70307783
Absolut is swedish
>>70308070
Dark eyes makes you a nigger. Dark hair is a superior finnish feature
Why I hate George RR Martin so much for trying to compare himself to this guy.
Also strange to think that if a shell had landed in a different place at the Somme, we wouldn't have LOTR.
Wonder how many great authors the Jews managed to kill in both wars combined?
>>70308070
>13
I'd think she's 16-17 min
>>70307823
On second though I think your right Pajeet they have been more of a mulatto country for decades now, so quess our time on this planet is growing short much like fate of tolkiens elfs. Well all good things end eventually.
god, is BBC bad:
"Although he never visited Finland and does not seem to have met any native speakers..."
>fought in WW 1
>taught at Oxford for a bunch of years
what are the odds he NEVER met a single Finn when I fucking have?
>>70304646
teaching children to be nationalist and hate blacks from an early age. Godbless.
>>70301072
Alpha female
>>70302327
American isn't an ethnic group
>>70307471
This. Fucking thing traumatised me and I've been unable to maintain an erection ever since. Mörkö/Mårran is lame in comparison.
>>70304139
haha so funi xd
degenerate whores
>>70308385
Here's another popular Finnish children's show
https://youtu.be/AhfNf3qgmHg
>>70307439
Kek, I was a santsari, so I was training the future squad leaders. I had this short and stout girl in my division (Tuliasema), she wanted the D so bad, but goddamnit not even army motivated me to touch that battering ram of a girl. Why couldn't I have that one instead?
>>70308319
who is she?
>>70308642
Apparently some amateur football player, don't know the name
>>70308642
Random fingol teen football player girl no.58. Just some stock image of teen funlander that has become finn thread stable.
>>70308642
Apparently her name is Katja Kettunen. She plays (played) football in some kids league.
Just a regular person who has become memefied.
>tfw you will never be finish
>tfw you will always be a subhuman kraut, unfunny, autistic, subhuman
>>70308938
At least you're not a nigger.
>>70301072
>http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34063157
Umm good post but this is REALLY ancient news.
Like my captcha is 1860 and I think that's a *few* years further back but hey. Cutie finno-elf in the op at least.
Pic related, another finnish cutie.
>>70307689
Elina something, don't know how I don't remember the last name rofl
>>70307917
SPOL pride vuh vuh
>>70308642
burger girl or finn girl?
>>70308642
we don't know. some canadaleaf said he called or mailed the sports place in Finland and asked about her but they didn't know anything about her.
>>70301072
Amazing, send in more brown people.
We need to preserve them with higher birthrates.
>>70301072
wrong finna are goblins
>>70309018
c-c-can i have both?
>>70309007
Kill yourself dog
Weird dynamic here. Suddenly, the Finns are gloating bc a limey Catholic born in South Africa used one of their national myths as inspiration.
This is proof there is a "White European culture." Or something of the sort.
>>70308370
It was s long time ago
>>70308914
>katja kettunen
all I'm getting is this pic.
source on your claim?
>>70309044
>we don't know. some canadaleaf said he called or mailed the sports place in Finland and asked about her but they didn't know anything about her.
Jesus, I thought I was a fucking autist weirdo. Finns probably but him on a watchlist for stalkers/potential kidnappers.
>>70309119
There's a lot of women that are panssarineekeri, you guys are literally same as tykkimiehet almost
>>70301072
oh shit they are elves aren't they
>>70309219
Could be her tbqh
>>70309191
>It was s long time ago
UK has always been an international center. Peter the Great visited London, but no Finn ever made it to Oxford?
>>70301532
>didgeridoo
>/pol/ believes the pure music meme
>>70309220
he just wants cute pics of based finnish meme girl. who could truly blame him for that?
if she was on a popular medium she'd be the next boxxy.
>>70309247
>panssarineekeri
>>70309289
bullshit.
>>70309247
Women literally arent allowed to become panssarijääkäri you stupid faggot go back to guarding the gate cuckboi
>>70309219
>Katja Kettunen
They're trying to throw you off the scent.
Don't try to dox the poor girl, she didn't ask for this. Just enjoy her smug face.
>>70309164
>Suddenly, the Finns are gloating
Pretty sure 99.9% of fins don't give a fuck about some sperglord novel written in english
>>70309219
Someone who claimed to "know" her IRL said that ages ago in some thread. I have no idea if its true or not, but they were pretty specific about what team she plays in, and in what division, etc.
>>70309018
Finn girl wins this round.
>>70309322
>he just wants cute pics of based finnish meme girl. who could truly blame him for that?
You know it had to be an Indian/Arab, bc those are only ones obsessed with really young White girls.
Imagine the Finn getting the International call to ask about a picture of a 13 year old girl he saw a photo of net?
>>70309386
>Don't try to dox the poor girl, she didn't ask for this.
agreed, but it's not about malicious intent anyways.
>>70302553
the atheist is wearing the cross of St. Peter
>>70309427
lol.
that reminds me of the faggot who claimed he had sex with her and that he could post pics on some /r9k/ thread. never happened though because we called him a liar.
>>70309399
>Pretty sure 99.9% of fins don't give a fuck about some sperglord novel written in english
Giving away your proxy. LOTR only decent epic of 20th century.
>>70309454
Not so fast.
>>70301532
Its got mongolian throat singing in.
>>70309538
well whatever, it's a very common name anyway, wouldn't do you much good. I personally know 2 Katja Kettunen's
>>70302144
WE WAZ KHANZ
>>70309482
> it's not about malicious intent
You want to jack off to a picture of a 13 year old girl and post her social media on a website full of pedos like you.
>Not malicious intent
Nice try faggot
>>70309578
Motherfucker
>>70301072
tfw no qt finno-mongol gf
>>70301532
It's pretty much exactly what I expected.
This is what we call 'world music' and it's gay.
That's it. I'll leaving this arab infested country and moves to Elfland
>>70309542
Literally 0 fucks given, elf-fucker. The kind of elfs we fuck are the kind who make toys in Santas cuckshed.
>>70309691
Sorry but it's all the same + worse economy
We got 32 000 children last year
>>70309653
Other countries don't put BGH in the milk.
Their fucking loss man.
>>70309599
Have some more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8UfdehDqm4&nohtml5=False
>>70309689
Figures that a murrican wouldn't appreciate actual music, when all your ilk is exposed to is mass produced pop shit.
>>70309638
well meme'd. but I actually agreed with the ameribro's statement btw. so no need to demonize.
besides, you should tell that the canadafag, not me.
>>70309691
Fuck off we're full
>>70309638
>You want to jack off to a picture of a 13 year old girl and post her social media on a website full of pedos like you.
don't forget mate, you're here posting too.
I don't get this one at all, she looks like a generic model in a kmart flyer, but whatever gets your rocks off.
>>70309653
Like who honestly would choose the girl on the left? I had to stare at that photo for a full five minutes before I even realized there's a girl on the left.
>>70309578
She's British
>>70309521
>Atheist
It's a satanist
>>70309753
No! Finland was our last hope. :(
Orc "children" everywhere :(
>>70309018
which one hates mudslimes and dindus?
>>70309691
Thanks to your example we are going through the same shit
The only positive side is that you dont need to learn our meme language if you move to the right place
>>70309787
>actual music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szWxPNVZ4UY
>>70309754
Jesus Christ, what is this obsession with fucking fat asses?
You realize that once you're conditioned to find fat asses attractive, you are 100% negroized?
>>70309628
true enough.
>>70301532
I wish I could speak Finnish. It sounds like such a nice language.
>>70309831
Pretty much. Her thighs are fucking glorious.
>>70307439
So tell us, how many of you got to plow her? Its literally the only reason why women are even in there, to be cumbuckets.
>>70302327
USA isn't white now mate.
Maybe 10 white states out of what 50?
bye :DD
>>70309691
Dude, our politicians are looking up to Sweden as a rolemodel. We may have been spared so far but we're gonna be next, thanks to you.
Also, even if we did somehow manage to take a 180-degree turn in our politics, we'll probably end up with Swedish asylum seekers sooner or later, which would result in anti-Swedish sentiment growing stronger.
>>70302553
Just a few weeks ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37BzYfXkBKY
>>70309836
Fine then.
>>70306161
so this is where that oldass meme comes from
>>70301532
nice digeridoo finngol.
Unless thta sound is coming from this kind of guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I
Which being finngol wouldn't surprise me.
>>70310036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeUWuhBkQuw&nohtml5=False
Better and longer clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c&feature=youtu.be
>>70309542
>LOTR only decent epic of 20th century.
Not the darktower series? I'm kidding.
The only reason Lord of the rings and dark tower get any attention is teenagers can understand it.
>>70309831
Im with you yank bro, the one of the right is utter perfection. to bad she probably got gangbanged by 5 fratboys every second day of her college life.
>>70309956
Not that I only like fat asses, but a big beautiful white ass, not fat, but shapely is amazing. We're fucked, man. The Jews put the niggers in our heads.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUja-wrQVgs
>>70309956
Fine by me.
>>70309831
Left is nicer than the right. I don't really like either of them that much though.
>>70303015
in war
and it is the other way around
>>70310199
This chick is Danish. Makes me cum real quick.
>>70310143
Don't be such an /r9k/ faggot.
>>70302327
America is no longer white, the school district in my area just decided to ban Valentine's day and Halloween because it might offend people from other cultures while they're teaching my children how to whip a nay nay or some weird shit in gym class
>>70310194
>Not that I only like fat asses, but a big beautiful white ass, not fat, but shapely is amazing. We're fucked, man. The Jews put the niggers in our heads.
the Jews began entire thing with the Kartrashian Albanian mudshark and now it's trickled down through entire culture, even to Europe.
The US is done for, we're the next Brazil.
>>70310117
That was actually pretty good
>>70310238
>Left is nicer than the right.
Low test beta manlet Britcuck detected.
>>70309898
What is it like living in a Muslim country and being against Muslims?
>>70309986
None of us I suppose, she was skappari in our unit and not a conscript.
>>70310199
Objectively, not shitposting or being edgy, do other white guys find this attractive?
She looks like white trash with a fat ass. Literally, not even after a 12 pack and a 6 month dryspell..
>>70309956
Cool memes shlomo. I know you ahve such low test that youre basically a woman and find only big black dicks attractive and have to decide based on memes what part of a woman is attractive
Hips>ass>legs>tits
>visit my cousin who lives in Arizona back in 2014
>walk down the road to get some tacos
>fall in love 13 times
Why are Amerigirls so beautiful?? it seriously pisses me off
>>70310373
>low test meme
>>70310385
Ask krauts or britbongs
>>70310416
I don't find it attractive.
>>70310398
We had a fem luti and there were crazy tornarit about her fucking conscripts. Not surprised if true desu.
>>70310416
>She looks like white trash with a fat ass. Literally, not even after a 12 pack and a 6 month dryspell.
How did your father react when you finally told him you're gay?
I WEESH I HAD AN ANGEL
>>70310453
It's no meme son.
>>70309007
Are you sure it was not Eveliina?
>>70309691
sure, come on in sven
since swedish is our second official language you don't even have to study finnish
>>70310608
Pretty sure it is, these sort of women you are posting are just not attractive.
>>70310429
>Cool memes shlomo. I know you ahve such low test that youre basically a woman and find only big black dicks attractive and have to decide based on memes what part of a woman is attractive
Finngook, you've got it backwards. The Jews are the ones PUSHING the fat ass, negrified meme.
Yes, I know "low-test"?" Maybe I need to increase to 1500mg of test-cyp a week innstead of just 1000/mg and 2 anadrol.
Only niggers and white trash/euro trash find fat asses attractive. It's brazil, favella-monkey level.
>>70304139
Too much licorice?
>>70310582
her voice makes me hard.
Why Eesti girl not get so much talk??
Much more beauty!
Number 1 per capita model producing nation!!!
#1
>>70310312
Oh, shit. Brazil is a country where they wake up and go to sleep thinking of big fat asses. They're obsessed with anal and have national contests for butts. Even Carnival is a massive butt shaking fest. We are the next Brazil. The kikes have turned us into literal Hue Hues.
>>70303498
To be fair, we had bloodiest civil war on human history couple years prior to that
>>70310715
post eesti qts then
>>70310656
That's just the homosexual transexual Muslim in you talking.
>>70310495
>don't find it attractive
really, want to meet at the next GLAAD convention?
apparently we're both fags for not finding nigger-level asses on females attractive. This entire trend comes literally straight from Africa, nothing European in our history about fat-assed girls being attractive or a focus on female asses. All negroization.
>>70310715
dear god you speak like a countryball 8/8
>>70307471
Post video.
>>70310715
Models aren't necessary pretty but I can confirm that estonian grills are better looking
If I wanted to vacation in Finland, where should I stay?
>>70304047
>Swedestan has worst lovers in the world
>Finland has best lovers in the world (per capita)
Finns are elves and Swedes are orcs. They corrupted few of us so they'd gain our wisdom and beauty. Just like actual elves, we are bullied because we're few in number.
>>70301532
Praise kek.
>>70310769
HNNNNGGG
>>70310819
>apparently we're both fags
This is how it starts with you guys on a first date huh?
>>70310715
Eesti is only good for cheap liquor rest is shit
>>70301532
really like the didgeridoo mate
>>70310769
No, I just don't find that type of girl attractive. Taste is not universal.
>>70310819
>GLAAD convention
No idea what this is.
>>70310701
>Jews are pushing natural sexual attraction memes
kek Cool jidf meme low test beta cuck. When a woman has wide babymaking hips and a nice ass she is attractive also legs those things that you spread when you fuck them. I guess you want some skinny weak chicklet with shit genes who will probably die along with her child when giving birth because she is too small and short and weak. kek
>>70310906
Keep posting these
>>70310620
Oh yeah you're right I think
>>70310608
I would rather fug Marion
>>70310934
>Taste is not universal.
Good taste is and you don't possess it.
>>70310945
I have a whole ass ton of them.
Is it a reaction to the Jews pushing "traps" and trannies and everything else, bc no traps can get the fat ass like that?
It's bizarre. Yep, think I'm just about done with this world. I'll be in garage with engine running if anyone needs me...
>>70310989
>>70308551
bitter
>>70308938
One day you will discover your purpose
>>70310997
Something about this chick looks off. As if she's not fully white.
>>70310997
High test!
>>70310875
töpörödött törp ördögök :-DD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE
>>70311036
Yeah, I came.
>>70310934
>No idea what this is.
It's an orginaztion for Queers here in the US, bc the plebs here assume if you don't find favela-monkey level asses on females attractive, you're a pole smoker.
>>70309018
Dutch?
>>70310728
embrace the bunda
>>70310955
Then I know who she is.
I went to the same school as her.
>>70311017
Noice.
>>70311090
DEAR FUG HE IS FINNISH!?
that explains so much
>>70311036
>that third one
should've been my head
>>70310758
Nice band!!
>>70311114
Fuck that Pray for the World shit. This cunt sounds like a typical brainwashed liberal European shill who felt more sorry for Muslims than the victims of the Brussels attacks.
>>70311197
You could not tell?
>>70310859
stadi
>>70311057
Ofc shes not
Shes estonia we have part of genghis in us
>>70311253
I wonder what they look like when they take their plastic masks off
>>70308557
*Old childrens show, that's from the 90s
Now we're just getting same cartoon shit everyone else is
>>70311253
nice
>>70310835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-DH9woXopUo#t=985
Starts here, a bit weird listening to the awful english dubs
>>70311282
i knew eggman before i entered the memes
>>70311173
She has quads like a dude. I've been an obsessive gymfag for 8-9 years, I can squat 405 at this point (real squat, not football squats, glutes to calves).
Why would anyone want a girl with quads like that? Not even a "fit" girl. I seriously think some of you are closet faggots.
>>70309018
I NEED to impregnate the blonde one
>>70310835
https://youtu.be/IxJ-UzW99uU
This is for me the first time seeing her since I was 5 and she still scares me.
>>70301072
Pretty much. Finnish and Welsh are the inspirations from which Quenya and Sindarin (the 2 elvish languages) were created from. Numenoreans/Dunedain (like Aragorn) are inspired by Ancient Celts, the Rohirrim by Vikings, and the Dwarves by Hebrew/Jews.
>>70311355
>glutes to calves
>real squat
That is excessively deep. Kill yourself skeleton
>>70311217
Would you really stick your head in between her legs and let her crush your skull?
>>70311258
She is just being a pacifist; at least she isn't blaming dem whiteyz
>>70310973
She looks Finnish or Chinese or something.
>>70311130
NO! Next I'll be calling girls gata and gostosa. Fuck that. Also, Monica Santhiago was one of the greatest asses to ever shoot porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f18vsZBp3GU
translation pls
>>70309967
Keep on dreaming. Someone post the meme about how the words cognitives and that should make you think otherwise. The best thing about is that iys true that its so fucking insane
>>70311090
He is a small guy...
>>70311460
Eesti qts are Finns with more Russian oppression.
Don't give up on Greater Finland!
>>70311508
It sounds nice to the ears. I did not say that it is simple. I know it is very complicated. Hence why I would never try to learn it.
>>70301532
>using a shitty digeridoo insted of authentic mongolian throat singing
you are a disgrace to all mongols pekka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>70309967
Agreed, it sounds so calm and relaxing.
>Tfw I actually know her
>>70311599
What do you know about mongols, turkroach?
>>70311453
>That is excessively deep. Kill yourself skeleton
It's mean to be deep, ensures you don't cheat. Dig traps into bar, focus on a spot atop ceiling, slowly lower, move back from rack so you can go all the way.
too many people began with bad form when they were first starting and just kept going. I also basically shotgun gear (primo depot with test and deca still my fav, fuck the designer shit) but so long as you use anti-estrogens properly, you avoid the gyno.
>>70311659
would be qt if she wasnt orange
>>70311742
That's just a tan
>>70304646
I fucking love the Groke.
>>70311742
Yeah I don't like tan; I like vampire pale.
>>70311641
>Calm and relaxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xuv9RVss_Y
>>70311684
No youre not meant to go excessively deep. Look at every single fucking powerlifter ever. You go too deep your lower back starts bending you lose your tightness and cant explode up out of the hole.
>>70309918
my nigga
>>70306609
Here's the original version of freestyler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2QlrxIkwjw
>>70311760
>spray tan
ftfy
>>70311599
This pretty good music actually. I didn't know traditional Finnish music was so beautiful... I guess you learn something new everyday.
Finnish Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
>>70307762
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8
>>70311564
It is a pleasant sounding language, so is Welsh. I can see why the professor liked them. Welsh accents are particularly musical. There's a lot of accents that sound pleasant when women speak them but Welsh even sounds pleasant to hear from a man.
>>70308938
thank the jews, hitler would have created just übermenschen with pure nordics from norway and sweden.
>>70311951
Hey Ahmed, basshunter is a swede
>>70311951
Thats swedish cant you tell by the feminine look of that cuck?
>>70301532
At 1:35 It sounds like music out of The Witcher 3.
>tfw you will never be a travelling warrior in medieval europe
>>70310117
Best music video that Finland has ever produced.
>>70311848
Obviously he's not gonna sounds "Calm and Relaxing", When he's fucking angry and talking loud dumbass.
>>70311905
I do not like clear skies, I prefer weather like Scotland's. The bright sun makes me low energy and gives me a headache My skin burns easily because it is very white. Unfortunately I am stuck in the hell known as Southern California.
>>70311982
Im half swedish, I encourage all the swedes to come seed the women here.
>>70312056
Obviously she's going to sound calm and relaxing when he is singing a fucking calm and relaxing song you stupid fucking spic
Straight from the 80's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BXSkigN45w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stKoA4cOURw
>>70311963
Welsh accents are terrible.
>>70312077
I am Anglo-Saxon, can I cum too?
>>70311999
>>70312042
HowtoTriggerFinns.exe
>kek
>>70312060
>SoCal
How you get out of bed and accomplish anything without killing yourself is beyond me
>>70312111
And what about >>70311485 you stupid mongoloid?
>>70312125
m8 most English accents are terrible.
>>70311848
>Look at every single fucking powerlifter ever. You go too deep your lower back starts bending you lose your tightness and cant explode up out of the hole.
That's what a belt is for. Used to go to the Old World Gym in Venice. First lesson: "Mass without Class is Ass."
Nothing impressive about being a fatso with no defintion. NEVER sacrifice good form for more weight, esp when starting out, even if you need to go down to literally using only the bar.
I'm 5 foot 9 (I know, manlet) 208lbs, 28 inch waist, 19 inch arms. Max on bench- 405 for 5 (with no bouncing, short pause, no lifteing shirt)
Rarely max out on squats, bc you can get hurt, but way too many people skip squats for leg presses when Squats are one of the 3 core exercises.
Pre-exhaust with extensions, head right o the squat rack, don't stop until you are literally seeing stars and you puke. If you don't puke on leg day, you didn't go hard enough.
I still have comparitively shitty abs and calves, which is what I'm trying to work on with clenbuterol right now for abs.
>>70310434
that's arizona, go to chicago and it's a completely different story
>>70312202
Most.
>>70312134
You will make our genepool better, so we can have mongol blood + anglo genocide blood (see Dresden) and the purge can begin.
>>70310859
it has been on my bucket list for a long time to go here:
http://www.kakslauttanen.fi/en/
>>70312165
To know good, you must know evil. I was born here and I will move from this evil state soon.
>>70303920
I would hatefuck Aslaug like no tomorrow.
>>70310973
good tatse ameribro ;)
>>70311460
KEEP
POSTING
>>70312151
>hehe guys i'm just acting like a retard
Currently in Sweden for some overseas studies, I miss Finland so much :(
>mfw I thought the entire sweden immigration thing was a /pol/-meme, but it's way worse than I ever could've imagined.
>>70306609
ROCK ROCK ROCKAMAFOUN
STREIT FROM THE DABAMADOUM
>>70310989
>>70311036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao0mij7EHUA
>she will never smash your head wit hher muscular thighs
>why live
>>70303920
The finngol died this episode
>>70312151
Marion is hot despite looking like a
reptilian/alien/vampire... what if she caught you looking up her skirt?
>>70312300
if they're higher educated it can sound okay, especially from women, but scousers and chavs and that cockney shit are like diarrhea on your ears.
>>70312200
Its a woman with a soft voice you stupid fucking mestizo
>>70312221
Whatever i like lifting heavy i like powerlifting i want to get stronger not look better well thats a lie of course i want to look like i lift but the main thing is strength. In a squat you are required to go below parallel thats it.No ass to calves bullshit
>>70310859
>>70312337
Some countryside resort that's for sure. If you want to see niggers and gypsy beggars you can literally go to any other European city.
>>70312514
>mfw I thought the entire sweden immigration thing was a /pol/-meme, but it's way worse than I ever could've imagined.
Why don't you guys take pics and upload them as OC for us here? No one is ever going to be able to trace random pictures back to you.
Pretend you are texting and get pictures of them for us.
Not one pollack has given us any OC pictures since this all began as far as the orc invasion of Europe.
So, she's an elf?
>oh the things i'd do to her
>>70312668
>Puerto Rico
>Mestizo
Finnish Education
>>70312688
I'll try Johnny Football.
>>70312743
No she is finnish
>>70312668
Finnbro why do you hate your own language?
It's not grating on the ears like Arabic or East Asian languages.
>>70312514
Got any stories?
>>70312743
Also, I know this girl IRL. Went to the same school as me.
It's crazy how popular she became with that one video. My town wont stop talking about her.
>>70312453
Why is she so angry?
>>70312794
Maybe, maybe not, we all know how inbred fenno-swedes from Pohjanmaa are...
>>70312434
what about the chink coca dealer?
>>70312620
She will give you the angry french look.
Then she will blush because you pay her attention , and you are quite atractive.
She will not looking at you during all the debate.
Then at the end of the show, she will come at you and say:
" That was very nasty too look at a woman like that, mister ??
Then you introduce yourself as one of her greatest fan and try to takje her a dinner ...
:)
>>70312798
I don't know why but there's a lot of people who complain about our language. They say it's not fit for singing, that it sounds slow and clumsy... I guess it's just some sort of envy about our Nordic bros who basically speak the same language. Even if it's [CURRENT YEAR] people still think of other European (Nordic at least) countries to be more "civilized". Fuck em
>>70312905
Pampas is based af though.
>>70310859
Turku. Comfiest city.
>>70312865
She seems batshit insane, but in a good kind of way. Musically talented, seemingly intelligent. I bet she fucks like crazy, too.
>>70312987
idk, haven't gotten that far in the show yet.
>>70312688
All the OC are usually posted on native imageboards and I don't feel like saving a bunch of nigger pics.
pic related is ''refugees'' protesting outside my town's police department. They were complaining about the quality of their free meals even though they literally get better meals than school kids and conscripts.
>>70312668
>Whatever i like lifting heavy i like powerlifting i want to get stronger not look better well thats a lie of course i want to look like i lift but the main thing is strength. In a squat you are required to go below parallel thats it.No ass to calves bullshit
It sounds like it would be a meme, but the "Arnold Schawzenneger Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding" is actually amazing as far as info, routine, new exercises to add to your program, etc.. Whatever I think of him, he knows his shit and put out a great fucking book I still study 10 years after getting the old ediiton. the new one is in paperback now, e-vay for $10-$15.
All the shi tyou read about "lifting explosively" is a failed meme, it doesn't work. Every exercise should be 3 seconds up, 5 seconds down. Over 60% of the benefit when lifting comes form the downward, resistance phase.
If you have a good spotter, on becnh go about 15% over your max...even if you can't actually lift it on your own, just resisiting as hard as possible all the way down will give you a ton of benefit and you'll benching a lot more.
If interested, go find Arnold's old articles he'd write each month for "Muscle and Fitness." Some of hem are hilarious, but also has great advice each time.
This is one subject I know bc I'm autistic about the gym and my entire life revolves around it.
>>70313033
Fucks her arab boyfriend like crazy
>>70313071
Jesus christ. why am I still amazed each time I see one of these pics and EVERY FUCKING ONE is a military age male?
How did we reach this low, where we've allowed ourselves to be conquered with no resistance?
>>70312855
Got one that happened fairly recently that I thought was pretty funny.
I was standing in line to a club, group of dindus infront of me. They were harassing a Sven and his gf that stood infront of them. After it got a bit rowdy 2 police officers came to the scene to like mellow the mood and prevent a fistfight in the line. The cops told the dindus to either calm down or get out of the line, they didn't calm down so the cops maced the rowdiest one and carried him away.
>>70313098
>boyfriend
>arab
Stop. You're killing my erection.
>>70313009
I like all the Nordic languages.
I have to admit I like Ensiferum, I know I know you'll shit on my taste, but occasionally they sing in Finnish and I think it sounds neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxN2la8LcRM
>>70312890
You have to know how to please her right !
And treat her like the powerfull woman she is !
>>70309247
>panssarineekeri
>neekeri
Panzer niggers?
>>70313264
He's actually persian
>>70313071
And the elderly. That's the real shame. They get better food than our old folks in homes.
>>70313301
Yep, slur for panzerjägers
>>70313310
His name is also hooman :D
>>70313276
Hey I like them too. I don't listen much metal these days but Ensiferum seems to always work
>>70313294
>And treat her like the powerfull woman she is !
How would I do that?
>>70312688
>Orc
no, the Arabs were the inspiration for the Haradrim, not Orcs, he called them "swarthy skinned Southrons". Mongols were the inspiration for the Variag/Easterlings.
>>70313301
Panssarijääkäri = panzer jaeger, becomes panzer negro in the vernacular.
>>70312668
>Whatever i like lifting heavy i like powerlifting i want to get stronger not look better well thats a lie of course i want to look like i lift but the main thing is strength. In a squat you are required to go below parallel thats it.No ass to calves bullshit
BTW- trust me, after years of try and fail, I weeded out the bullshit.
the whole "powerlifting/lift explosively" bullshit is only useful if you are seriously training for Olympics.
You will get stronger and better aesthetics with "3 seconds up, 5 seconds down" on eery rep. Slow , deliberate controlled. This is the way to reach your goals if you really want size and strength.
After years of self-experimenting, this is the best way. As far as gear, get the newest edition of "anabolics." Within 3-4 years, you can literally get the body you see on magazine covers. Not sure it will make you happier, but you will get more female attention and laid more.
t. Gymfag with lots of experience.
>>70312798
>>70313009
What the fuck? Where did i say i hate my own language?
>>70313078
You're confusing bodybuilding and powerlifting. Powerlifting=lifting as much weight as possible. You do want explosiveness what the fuck are you talking about memes? Body building is a meme and so is Arnold Swarzneekeri
>>70313436
More like wooman, amirite?!?
>>70313375
Do they steal the tanks rather than destroy them?
>>70312993
Lovely story, Bravo!
>>70313071
>All the OC are usually posted on native imageboards and I don't feel like saving a bunch of nigger pics.
Not just addressing you, the Swedes and Germans too.
We never have any OC from actual users, so we get lots of lurkers thinking its just a meme and "not as bad as we're saying, we're just racis.."
Literally EVERY ONE a Military Age Male.
>>70312527
I allways wondered what he sang after "Straight from the ". Thank you, slant eyed elf.
>>70313544
well you kept rebuffing any compliments people had about liking the sound of your language.
>>70306301
That's what the EU is trying to do.
I really hope Brexit happens followed by other major countries leaving. Fuck the EU so much
>>70313566
No, they just chimpout and wreck the tanks
>>70313519
I have fucking lifted close to 10 years dont talk to me like im retarded. ALSO YOURE STILL TALKING ABOUT BODYBUILDING BRUH
>>70313714
If youd say man finnish sounds like a manly language. Id be like hey thanks bro
>>70313457
>>70312993
See this.
If you don't know how to treat a real strong woman, you don't deserve Marion desu.
kek if only i could engage a conversation with her, im sure she would crush me in 10s ...
She isn't my Queen of Provence and it makes me sad :'(
>>70310279
But its true though, the amount of semen shot up in her druing college could probably create a river.
>>70313544
>Powerlifting=lifting as much weight as possible. You do want explosiveness what the fuck are you talking about memes
But mate, unless you are trying out for the olympics, what practical application is it ever going to have in your life?
If you lift like a builder, you'll get the size AND the strength. Unless you have serious Olympic ambitions, what use is it? So you can clean and press/snatch and grab more than the avg builder...what good does it do in your life?
It's a good way to get hurt, no practical implications for your life (pussy, intimidating others, in case of fight, etc..) and just a waste of time when you could be training like a builder.
>>70313714
Finnish is a manly man language, not softy soft one like Swedish. We like it when foreigners tell us even our women sound like men.
>>70310532
All tornarit are always 100% true stories.
>>70313772
It can sound manly, it can sound feminine depending on the context and who's using it.
Either way it's better on the ears than like I said, Arabic or Yiddish where it sounds like they're trying to clear their throat or east Asian languages (I mean I get that people have yellow fever, but Japanese sounds grating to me, and women speaking Chinese sound like a cat yowling more than anything)
>>70310822
oh lel
>>70313772
>have fucking lifted close to 10 years dont talk to me like im retarded. ALSO YOURE STILL TALKING ABOUT BODYBUILDING BRUH
Mate, i sure as shit know the siff between building and powerlifting.
My point is, unless you are seriously training for the Olympics, powerlifting makes no practical sense. A few local competitions that only other power lifters care about a few times a year.
Lifting like a builder has a hell of a lot more practical implications for your life-- confidence, girls, etc...
>tfw no qt Finnish gf
>>70313772
So the only reason you were being a dick, was because nobody said that your language sounds "manly"? Nice Napoleon complex right there.
Well let me tell you it Doesn't. But there isn't nothing wrong with it sounding "Calm and Relaxing". Sound beautiful as well.
>>70313864
Because i want to be as strong as possible. It is a hobby. Just like ice hockey. Its like saying what good is playing ice hockey if you're never going to be in the nhl. Well what good is bodybuilding if youre never going to win mr olympia? I know i can get hurt doesnt matter.
>>70313975
Well thats was kind of my point. Taht the language it self doesnt sound calm and beautifull or whatever. ITs who is speaking it and how
>>70313963
Of course they are. It would be scary if the only form of comms that actually works would spread lies :3
>>70306161
Greatest folksong ever.
>>70314101
Just stfu spic
>>70313772
>I have fucking lifted close to 10 years dont talk to me like im retarded. ALSO YOURE STILL TALKING ABOUT BODYBUILDING BRUH
how many powerlifters do you know that look like anything other than fat/thick dudes?
If you're going to put in all the hours, why not have it payoff so it's visible to everyone you meet each day?
Maybe you enjoy the compeitions if you are really serious, IDK, but has never made sense to me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_Finns
Reminder that finns even have the wood elves/high elves split going on.
>>70314181
Whatever you say my fellow over compensating Sami friend.
>>70314107
pleasant or nice sounding doesn't mean just "calm and beautiful" it just means that the structure of the language and the phonetic sounds are aesthetically good, vs like I said... something like Arabic that literally sounds like clearing your throat from phlegm.
>>70314203
>Dan Green
>Mark Bell
>Stan Efferding
To name a few.
>>70314107
>ecause i want to be as strong as possible. It is a hobby. Just like ice hockey. Its like saying what good is playing ice hockey if you're never going to be in the nhl. Well what good is bodybuilding if youre never going to win mr olympia? I know i can get hurt doesnt matter.
I get your point now, you are really into as a sport, I know guys like that.
Not going to tell people not to do something they enjoy. I just see lifting like a builder as more practical bc the results actually show in everyday life, and the time you put in feels like it pays off.
On other hand, if it relaxes you and you enjoy the competiitons, to each his own, maybe it's a cooler scene there than here.
>>70310701
>>70309956
>>70310416
Yes, wide hips and fat distributed on the thighs and ass are the results of estrogen and progestoron. These are the results when women are fit and have a healthy hormone profile. Do you only find skinny women with narrow hips attractive?
>>70313817
I like those funny olive colored pants she wears. Even if she wasn't well known it would still be nerve wrecking to talk to her.
>>70314300
Exactly, sound good to the hears. At least when you compare it to a Sandnigger language.
This faggot just has Napoleon complex.
>>70313738
I was always wary of EU, but I didn't expect it to fuck everything up as badly as it did.
Also,
>Paavo Lipponen: ”[EU:n hajoaminen] olisi kaaos. Toivon, että Suomen hallituksessa ymmärretään, että nyt on tuen aika. Jos Merkel kaatuu, kuka enää välittää koko unionista?”
>Itse asiassa Merkelin tukeminen on nyt Suomen EU-politiikan päätehtävä, Lipponen sanoo. ”Olettaisin, että Suomen hallitus näkee asiat niin, että nyt ei ole marginaalien ja pikkupolitiikan aika. Nyt täytyy selkeästi tukea Merkelin linjaa ja hänen ponnistelujaan.”
I'm worried that even if Brexit succeeds and other countries get inspired to leave too, we're gonna be the idiots who'll stand by Germany's to the bitter end.
>>70314360
Okay Mufasa, we know you like women who have the physic of a gorilla.
>>70314360
>es, wide hips and fat distributed on the thighs and ass are the results of estrogen and progestoron. These are the results when women are fit and have a healthy hormone profile. Do you only find skinny women with narrow hips attractive?
Mate, go back and look a song from the 90s(>) I think from a negro called "sir-mix-a lot." You'll realize just how much has changed, how it used to be exclusively a nigger thing.
Let me see if I can find(found, pay close attention to how Whites are depicted):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr89yq2wC9o
>>70314432
I don't understand how we let these people stay in power...
>>70314428
How mad is this spic? You're the one who got buttblasted because i posted a video of how my superior language sounds like.
>>70314273
By the end of the 18th century, a large part of the descendants of the Forest Finns had become culturally assimilated into the Swedish mainstream population. During the previous two centuries, various laws and regulations had been passed to speed up the "Swedification" process to the Forest Finns, including total banning of the use of Finnish language.
During the reign of Christina, Queen of Sweden, a proclamation of 1646 called for the burning of houses of all those Finns who did not want to learn Swedish in the area of Sweden Proper. Reading books written in Finnish led in some cases to imprisonment still in the 18th century.[2]
Fucking Swedes.
I feel no pity for their coming extinction at the hands of the mudslimes.
Lyrics
Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I want to get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya
(cont'd)
