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> mom admires a certain Biblical teacher
> he studies timelines in the Bible
>goes to one of his conferences
>he says a massive event with happen in August 2017
>I brush it off
>later in the week at my sister's house
>she tells me how a friend of hers had a dream
>in the dream God told her friend something very bad will occur.........
>in August 2017
This is weird, /pol/, I never would have paid attention to this, but what are the odds of two separate people who know not her off each other predciting the exact same month and year?
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That's great but how do I unsubscribe to your blog?
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>>70002048
maybe your mother told your sister to freak you out
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>>70002048
Did the teacher fuck your mom already?
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>>70002048
Probably demons bro
Very doubtful that unholy people get truely divine revelations, are they devout monks or monk-like adherents of orthodox Catholicism or Orthrodxy?

If not, demons are telling them these things. Be aware, and be wary of demonic manipulation.
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>>70002048
Either monster girls or band of the hawk
I'm hoping for monster girls
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>>70002048

Is your mom Harold camping?

Maybe you can convince her to heavens gate herself before or on that day.
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If the communistic left shit won't be dealt with until then ,we can guess what's going to happen.
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St Anthony of the Desert warned about demons telling you the future. It's a trap.
From the Sayings of the Desert Fathers:
http://www.fatherpius.littleway.ca/desert02.html
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>>70002048

Now that's a high quality Gondola.
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>>70002327
>If not, demons are telling them these things. Be aware, and be wary of demonic manipulation.
>If not, jews are telling them these things. Be aware, and be wary of jew manipulation.
Fixed that up for ya, you roo fuckers sure have some weird spell check
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>>70002559
Thank you, sir.
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>>70002966
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>charismatic preacher
>visions of bad stuff happening in the future
>giving a specific date
Ship's demons bro, stay far away.
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something really bad will happen in 666 business days... screencap this post if you want your mom to live
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>>70003422
Someone needs to brush that poor doggies' teeth
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Fair enough, good question. I don't have the answer. But tell me, what are the odds of /pol/ ever predicting a happening?

/pol/ can't even predict a happening by brute force because we have this thread every day. I think we covered every single date, down to a minute and somehow we still never get it right.
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>>70003628
>what are the odds of /pol/ ever predicting a happening?
Probably near zero. I'm starting to think all the Romanian gypos that have been posting in the last few months can't even steal a quality crystal ball
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In the end times there will be many false prophets bro.

It's why none of us believe HAPPENING posts anymore.
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