I'm here for the job interview.
Hard mode: the job is at a bank, law firm, or accountancy.
>I'm here for the job interview
Position has been taken.
>>69833633
I can't give you a job looking like that. C'ome on.. Can't you try and be a tattoo artist or a musician or something?
>>69833633
>Hard mode: the job is at a bank, law firm, or accountancy
What? That's easy mode. You respond with HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAA
goodbye!
>>69833633
Hired!
>>69833633
>tfw so thirsty I probably would after slamming some shots
Help me, guys...
>>69833633
Sorry Satan, we only hire humans.
>>69833633
Would fug
>>69833633
I want to yank that ring in its nose.
>>69833633
Oh, so you've never worked in this field before. I apologize but you're under qualified.
>>69833933
smash or ur gay.
>>69833633
I assume you know all 8 abominable incantations of Chaos, including references to the lesser gods such as Malal and Necaho?
>>69833633
Keep her in your office as a human bulletin board
>be a professional and provide a full, courteous interview
>just don't hire the whatever it is afterward
wow so hard
Sure mate. Janitorial positions in the bank operate from 8pm to 1am, Monday to Friday.
Entrance is through the back down downstairs.
>>69833633
I'm sorry, thanks to affirmative action, you're white ass wont make it through HR.
If you know any 'trans black Islamic women', send them our way (C:
>>69833933
blow off that steam by doing the world a service and removing kebab instead
>>69833933
Just turn off the lights and hit it from the back.
Just no nipple play, you'll probably cut or poke yourself.
>>69833633
At bank:
>How did you get past metal detectors?
During an interview I took lotion out and started rubbing my feet with it.
Still got the job. As a software consultant.
>>69833633
would hire if they had experience just to see peoples reactions when they walk into the bank
>>69833633
I saw some documentary about this bitch.She worked for some law firm I think, made bank but threw it all away so she could look like that.
Also she's mexican, has some crazy vampire demon fetish, mother of 4 or so
